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Today's Haramori is a magic special!
Fujiwara and her magic quiz clash in the morning!
Will you be able to break it?!
Today, we're going to have you enjoy super first class magic with us!
By the way, is there anyone here who can do magic?
When I was in elementary school, there was this science experiment where you put water in a cup,
closed the lid and turned it upside down, but the water didn't leak.
That's not magic, is it?!
That's not magic!
That's like science!
It's like an experiment!
There was something like this, right?
Ah! Ah! That surprised me!
That's amazing!
Today's special guest is Fujii Akira-san! Please come in!
Come in! It's right in front of you!
Wow! It's close!
Normally, you'd need 52 lamps, but we don't have enough.
So what we do is we replenish them!
If you do it like this, you'll be able to do the magic when you're in a good mood.
A little more...
Wow! That's amazing!
Thank you!
First of all, we'd like you two to sign two jokers.
Right here?
Right there.
And we have a pen.
Yes.
What should I write?
Anything is fine. A sign or a mark would be fine.
Yes.
Thank you.
Yes, a monkey.
Small!
Fujii-san...
It's a monkey.
Leave it to the cameraman.
It's a monkey.
It's okay, right?
Yes.
I'll write it for you.
Yes.
I'll take it as a souvenir.
What? You won't use it?
No, I'll put it up for auction.
Was it bad?
No, it's not.
It's not magic, it's a memory test.
To see how well you recognize Trump.
There are two cards, ace and king.
Ace and king.
Like this and like this.
Does this follow the king?
Didn't it follow you?
No, it didn't.
Was it too fast?
It was up, it went down, but it was up, right?
No, no, it's not like that.
You defeated it and replaced it.
This is normal now.
Yes, it's normal.
It doesn't matter which one you use.
Let's say you use a pawn like this.
This is king.
Can you move it like this?
So this is ace.
This is ace.
If you replace it like this, what is this now?
It's ace.
Is this a memory test?
Yes, it's king.
This is king and this is ace.
Do you remember the first card I put in my pocket?
It's joker.
Isn't it amazing?
I'll show you.
This.
Yes.
It's wrong.
What did you do?
If you really take it out, what's in your pocket will be replaced.
That kind of magic.
Wow!
What did I do wrong?
This time, we've got something a little cute.
This one.
Can you see it?
It's got a blue case...
It's got a curved shape, doesn't it?
It's got a curved shape and a small mirror attached to it.
You don't know what this shape is, do you?
But if you turn it like this, you'll know.
You're starting to see it. You're starting to see it.
It's a panda, isn't it? Both of them are pandas.
And this one's a panda, and this one's a mirror.
If you shake it like this, a panda will pop out.
And what's even more amazing is...
It's out of place, but it comes back like this.
And it's a mirror, so if you get closer, it'll pop out.
If you get closer like this, it'll pop out.
Wow, that's amazing!
In total, there are four pandas.
And if you put them together like this...
One and two and seven.
I don't know what you're talking about!
It's a little cute, isn't it?
Now, let's do it like this.
This is it.
This is a carrot.
If you cut the carrot like this, you can split it in two.
You can close your mouth.
If you cut it like this, you can split it in two.
If you work hard, you can do it for about two hours.
If you do it that far, you'll be scolded.
I'm not going to say "I see."
Now, let's do it the other way around.
Let's say it's over for now.
Cut it in two and put it in your hand.
Hold it firmly with your right hand.
What animal do you think of when you think of carrots?
Rabbit.
I've prepared it for you.
Rabbit.
This is called "taro".
Isn't it like this?
Yes, it's "taro".
"Taro" loves carrots, so if you do it like this...
Oh, there's a carrot here, too. You know that, right?
Yes.
If you do that, "taro" will disappear.
What?
Slowly.
A little more forward. Slowly.
Why?
Because I'm Tejina.
This is Fujii Akira!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I'm Fujii Akira.
How did you like my magic trick?
It's amazing!
You looked at me so closely, but I couldn't tell at all.
Now, I'd like you all to participate in the quiz.
While Fujii is doing her magic trick, we'll tell you about a quiz.
Think about it and write your answer in a flip.
Konato! Challenge yourself to a magic trick quiz!
Now, Fujii, are you ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Now, please show us your first magic trick.
I'll start with this one.
500 yen!
500 yen.
I'm saving 500 yen.
I'm saving it.
I've lined up four coins in a square.
Okay?
I don't have anything in my hand.
You can hide two coins like this.
If you do it right, the coins will move a little bit.
Okay?
This is one coin.
This is two coins.
If you do it like this...
Wow!
If you do it like this...
Why?
Is this magic?
It's magic, right?
It's totally magic.
Magic?
Yes.
The problem is...
If you touch it directly, it can be suspicious.
So today...
I'll use a normal card.
Four coins.
Hide four coins with a card.
Then you won't be able to touch the coins directly.
There are coins under each card.
In this state, like this...
Not yet.
Ring your fingers.
If you do it, the coins will come up.
Here's the second one.
If you do it, you'll get two more.
Here's the last one.
If you do it like this, you won't get any more.
You'll feel like you've collected all of them.
If you ring your fingers, you'll get all of them back.
Wow, my heart hurts.
So, like this...
Okay, we'll stop here.
Question
Okay, we'll stop here. Here's the question.
From now on, Fujii will put this money in his wallet.
After that, what kind of magic will he show us?
Everyone, please write your answer on the flip.
I don't know.
I have no choice but to guess and answer.
It has something to do with 500 yen, right?
It has something to do with it?
It has something to do with it.
It has something to do with it, right?
Yes, it has something to do with it.
It has something to do with it.
Flip...
Please open it.
Okay, Makoto.
When I thought it was in my wallet, it was actually in my pocket.
No way!
A lot of people exchange it for money.
That's right.
It's exactly 2,000 yen.
What is the correct answer?
Fujii-san, please give us your answer.
First of all...
I'll push this down...
There's a lighter.
A lighter? Do you burn it?
I'll make a lighter.
I'll burn it with the lighter.
And then...
You see?
It got smaller!
Your wallet got smaller.
No way! When did you do that?
I didn't see it.
I didn't see it!
When you burn it, it gets smaller like this.
It got smaller.
Right? It got smaller.
Really?
That's right. And I'm curious about what's inside.
If you look inside...
So cute!
I can't believe it!
And with that, the correct answer is...
If you lower it, the money gets smaller!
Can you use this?
Of course! It was originally this big!
You can't use it, can you?
It's a toy!
Let's move on to the next question!
Who is it?
That's right! It's a soap bubble!
I'll stop here!
Here's the question!
What kind of magic will Ms. Fujii show us with this soap bubble?
Please write it on the clipboard!
I don't know!
You're stupid!
Are you ready?
Please open it!
What is it?
If you blow it, it becomes a balloon gum!
Oh, you can eat it!
That's amazing!
It turns into grape juice!
I was wondering if the soap bubble's liquid would turn into grape juice!
Why? You can drink it?
It looks like grape juice!
If you blow it, it turns into a human!
Does that mean it becomes that big?
Ms. Fujii, please show us!
That's too bad!
Here I go!
First, I'll make the soap bubble!
This comes out?
No, no, that's normal!
Anyone can do it!
Let's do it like this.
If you hold it like this...
It's a bead!
It's amazing!
I didn't have it in my hand!
It's frustrating! I don't know what's going on!
It's frustrating even if you say it's frustrating!
Like this...
It's amazing!
I didn't know about this!
Can you choose one?
This ball...
Yes!
This one!
That one?
Yes, that one.
Which one do you like?
I'll use this one and you can use this one.
You put it in like this...
Then...
It turns yellow and...
It becomes a super ball!
This is a super ball!
You put one band like this...
And you receive it like this...
Can you do it?
Can you do it here?
You put one band on the table and you receive it like this...
There's something really good about it!
There's something good about it!
Yes!
That's too bad!
But it was bouncing just now!
It was really embarrassing!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
It was bouncing just now!
Why?!
It was bouncing just now!
Yes, it was.
Doesn't it get dirty?
Yes, yes.
Damn it!
I don't know anymore!
So, the correct answer is...
It turns yellow and becomes a ball!
I don't know!
But there's someone who got it right!
Ishikawa, who was caught by a ball that didn't bounce,
was able to predict it perfectly!
Amazing!
Let's move on to the next question!
Please!
Oh, something suspicious again!
Let's try using a suspicious box!
Inside of this...
There is one Trump card!
Can anyone borrow me a thousand yen bill?
Ah, I often see this scene on TV!
Can anyone borrow me a thousand yen bill?
I borrowed it!
Then, I'll borrow it!
Wow, I wonder what will happen!
This is how you say "thousand yen bill"
Yes!
It's important, isn't it?
With this, you close the lid...
Right?
Then, what should we do?
I'd like you to hold one of them...
Ah, thank you!
Then, please!
Please!
Eh, what? I hope it doesn't explode!
No, no!
It's not like that!
Please hold it carefully!
Yes, I understand!
Then, this...
It's not an ordinary Trump, it's actually a Trump pattern...
It's written here, right?
"Sevenfold"...
"Fivefold"...
"Elevenfold"...
There's even "thousandfold"!
But, it's just a division...
From now on...
The number of times you choose a card...
Or what's written here...
There will be a change...
But, for now, please choose one card!
Then, please say "stop" wherever you like!
Yes!
"Stop"!
Is that okay?
I'll catch up!
If it's one before, it's "twentyfold"!
If it's one after, it's "two and a half"!
Now, let's look at this!
Ta-da!
"Twentyfold"!
Now, here...
"Stop"!
Now, with that said...
Here's the problem!
Yes, it's a problem!
After this...
It's difficult!
What will happen to the contents of this box?
It's said!
How will the fortune change?
Everyone, please think about it together!
Hahahahaha!
Are you going to do your best to protect the city room today as well?
Yes!
Ah! Ah!
Senpai! Senpai!
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Ms. Gango and Ms. Meko and the children are dead!
No... I don't think it looks like they're dead...
Zzz...
Dead...
Hello?
Zzz...
Help me! Wake up!
Wake up!
Hurry up!
I'm sorry! I'll help you right now!
Be careful!
I'll help you!
What? What?
I'm sorry! Excuse me!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Why are you out in the park?
Actually...
What?
Wait...
But you didn't say anything, did you?
Actually...
My husband went out to work...
He's not coming back...
For how long?
Three months...
What?
He hasn't come back for three months?
Yes...
I couldn't pay the apartment rent...
And he kicked me out...
I see...
Ah...
That's why you ran away from the park...
Mom!
Don't take it off!
Mom!
What are you...
What are you doing?
Don't take it off!
Wait a minute!
Don't take it off!
Don't you feel sad?
Mom...
I don't think you should stay up all night...
Oh!
Everyone is here!
What's going on?
Oh, boss...
Ah! Senpai!
What do you think of asking the boss?
That's right!
Actually...
These people...
They don't have a place to stay...
Oh!
Is your apartment available now?
Oh! In that case, the room in the middle is available.
Oh! Then please!
Please lend it to Tomiko and the others!
Oh, no problem!
You know, up to 100,000 yen in rent,
one month's worth of funds...
It's free!
Isn't it free?
Of course it is!
No, but...
These people don't have money.
So, it's free!
There's no way we can do that!
Huh?
After all, in this world...
It's up to you, Jenny!
Whatever you do...
Jenny, Jenny, Jenny, Jenny...
I knew it! It's you, Jenny!
You can't do that!
You can't think like that!
It's true...
Money is important...
Are you ready?
In this world...
If there's someone in trouble...
We'll help them!
It's the right way for the right person!
That's up to me!
Rather than helping people in need...
It's business!
You...
Oh, my God!
You'll be punished!
Punished?
There's no way I'll be punished like that!
Ouch!
Hey, what's this?
This is...
A lightning bolt!
You were struck...
By a lightning bolt!
Huh? You just...
Threw it, didn't you?
No, it fell from the sky.
You just threw it, didn't you?
No, it fell from the sky.
That's right!
A lightning bolt!
Can't be helped.
I'll think about it.
You can use it.
Can I?
Can't be helped. It's raining.
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
I'm so happy!
There are good things, aren't there?
Of course!
I'll go, too!
See you!
I'll go, too!
OK!
It's nice.
Let's go back to the bathroom.
OK!
One, two! One, two! One, two!
Oh, Kawamuchi!
Good morning!
What's that?
Oh...
Is your girlfriend, Anko, here to invite you?
She's not!
Anko is a woman of the past.
I'll imitate you.
Why did you come?
When you say "caboclo suit", you usually do like this, don't you?
Well, it doesn't matter.
You were embarrassed, weren't you?
How is it now?
Why did you say "why did you come"?
Do you want me to cut you off?
Oh, yes.
Did you change again?
That's right.
This time, I'm going to go over there.
Let's go.
Did you have fun?
No, not at all.
I just came.
Then, let's go and have fun.
Let's go and have fun.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
There is a puddle here.
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
It's here.
Let's go and have fun.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
It's good.
Look, Tsubomi-chan's mouth is not wet at all.
Kawabuchi-kun, you are kind.
Yes, I am kind.
It's good, isn't it?
Let's go.
What was that?
It's nothing. It's just a puddle of water.
Hey, smile for me.
That was funny.
Kawabuchi-kun, you are kind.
You are kind, aren't you?
It's true.
I was talking about a good woman.
Hey, what are you going to do?
I can't just borrow it for free.
But you don't have a place to go, do you?
Mom, what are we going to do now?
I don't know.
Can someone tell me?
I'll tell you.
Oh, no!
Call that family here.
I've seen it on TV!
Hosoki family's coal dump!
Wait, wait, wait!
Listen carefully.
Yes, ma'am!
Wash your feet carefully.
What are you talking about?
You'll be unhappy like this.
I'm already unhappy enough.
Oh, really?
Then look at my skin carefully.
Yes, ma'am!
It's close!
It's white and smooth, isn't it?
Huh? Are you proud of me?
Then...
I'm a woman who became this big by sucking muddy water.
I won't let you suck muddy water!
I'll do it!
You've improved a lot today, too!
Can you make miso soup for me?
Oh, I see.
Huh?
That's all?
Let's do our best!
Oh, if you don't mind, can you come to my senior's house?
Are you lonely?
No, I'm not!
Are you lonely?
If you come to my house, you'll die!
Harmony Magic Quiz!
As written on the card drawn, a mysterious magic that changes the number of votes in the box.
However, there are subtle words on the card Konno drew.
What is the number of votes in the box?
Now, everyone, please open the answers!
I don't know at all.
I don't know.
I hope it's the right answer.
Huh?
Natsume is laughing.
She's laughing.
Subtly?
It's a subtle number.
What is it?
Um, Kame-chan?
Explain it!
It says the number of votes is subtle.
Subtle?
Oh, it's not "subtle votes," it's "subtle votes."
I don't know.
That's subtle!
Now, please continue the magic.
The surprising answer announcement is 90 seconds later!
Magic Quiz!
What is the number of votes in the box?
Now, please continue the magic.
Yes, yes, well...
Well...
This has changed, you know.
Really?
Wow, it's cute!
Wow!
Let's open it.
Can you see it?
Ah!
This has changed a little, you know.
Ah!
You know, look!
Wow!
It's a 1,000-yen shirt!
1,000-yen shirt?
It's a subtle shirt.
Ah!
Now, the correct answer is...
The correct answer is...
It's a joke.
It's a subtle shirt.
I didn't know what cards would come out.
It's amazing.
Let's move on to the next question.
It's a desk.
It's scary.
It's a desk.
It's amazing.
What is it?
It's a hand.
It's a waistwatch.
Waistwatch.
It's not light.
Why not?
When did this come out?
Stop.
It's a hand.
It's fast.
I'm sorry for being so excited even though I'm the host.
Here is the question.
How much is the price of this table?
What?
Is it such a question?
OK, everyone, write it down!
Eh, it's expensive...
Eh, but it's surprisingly cheap...
Eh, amazing!
Eh, was it sold for magic?
Was it?
Ah...
I thought it was something like this...
Eh, where is it?
I want it! Over there!
I want to deceive someone over there!
Good morning!
Please listen to the price!
Good morning!
OK, everyone, please open it up!
Yes!
Oh!
Well, everyone has a reasonable price, hasn't it?
It could be the modern one...
7,000 yen...
Which one is the most expensive?
The most expensive one is 100,000 yen...
100,000 yen...
100,000 yen is the most expensive one...
Well, with that said, can I announce it now?
Yes!
This price is...
100,000 yen!
With that said, Yaguchi was the closest one to get it right!
Yay!
It's expensive, isn't it?!
But, you know...
The real one is still more expensive than this one, isn't it?
It's more than 300,000 yen, isn't it?
Wow!
Is it because of what?
Well, you know...
There's a lot of reasons...
The one with the most correct answer is...
Yaguchi and Rika-chan!
Yay!
The winner is...
Oh!
Thank you!
Oh!
Lucky 7 auditions are held in 7 places all over the country!
The opening match is held in Osaka's My Dome Osaka!
People are gathering one after another!
Will Morning Musume. born in Kansai and Kagoshan born in Nara be born?!
As a local supporter and reporter, I, Watanabe of TV Osaka,
will do my best to show you what's going on in the venue!
Before the reception starts, the girls enter the venue one by one.
Where are you from?
Moriguchi.
You haven't been out of Kansai recently, so say it!
I'll say it.
Just my mouth.
Just your mouth?
Can you practice your pronunciation?
Are you okay?
Let's do it together!
This is bad!
While checking the lyrics and waiting for the judges, some of them are like...
I'm sorry, but what are you doing?
I have a test tomorrow, so I'm studying.
Wait a minute!
What are you studying?
English!
Wait a minute!
Are you ready for the audition?
I don't know, but I'm anxious about the test.
You're anxious about the test!
Now, the temporary judging has begun!
I strongly believe that there is a seventh generation Morning Musume.
[Morning Musume.]
I feel frustrated, but I'm still wearing it.
A temporary review with various girls participating.
I brought an announcement today.
I'm excited.
Wait a minute. Suddenly?
From now on?
What is it?
It's a surprise.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
It's a business birth.
It's already sold out.
I want to be a fun adult in the future.
I want to be an epic.
I want you to say something like today.
She couldn't appeal enough to the judges.
You were dancing.
Yes.
Do you still dance here?
I can't dance yet.
A temporary review that appealed their individuality has ended.
And finally, a pass announcement.
The result of the temporary review.
How many people will be in the temporary review?
It's a moment of tension.
Rapid competition. Twenty-six people passed the first round review. Here are the five girls.
(G)I-DLE (G)I-DLE
Unfortunately, everyone failed.
Thank you for coming for the audition.
Looking at the apple boxes installed in the hall,
There were, there were, unique girls.
I'm Ayumi Hamasaki, and I'm a character.
I'm Ureta, and I'm a model.
I'm Ayumi.
I'm Sato no Tamao, and I'm a model.
I'm Steve, and I'm a long-time fan of Steve.
Grow up, grow up.
I mean, you're really going to grow up.
I'm Tamao.
Sato Tamao is working hard again.
This is a trap for men.
Definitely.
Twenty-six people remained in the Osaka audition.
The second round review was recorded on VTR.
The tape went to this man.
Producer and producer, Sung Koo.
Finally, the VTR synthesizer started.
She's here. She looks like she's from Osaka.
You're lucky this time.
This is the announcement of the candidates for the second round of judging!
The 7th member audition will be held in Okayama Budokan in November.
In addition, it will be held in Zept Sapporo in Sapporo City in November 7th.
You don't need to apply in advance.
For more information, please see this number.
The announcement of the candidates for the second round of judging!
The first one is from Shiga Prefecture. Her name is Tsujimoto Haruka and she is 17 years old.
Hello.
I see.
I wonder if she's saying something she's not used to saying.
She's a smart girl.
She's looking for an ace.
Ace.
I'm Gotomaki-chan.
I see.
The second one is from Hyogo Prefecture. Her name is Kobeyan Mio and she is a junior high school third year student.
I won't lose to anyone.
Yay!
The third one is from Osaka Prefecture. Her name is Shimada Ayumi and she is 19 years old.
Her specialty is impersonation.
I impersonate band members.
Impersonation?
Yes.
You really sound like a radio DJ.
You really sound like a band DJ.
The fourth one is from Osaka Prefecture. Her name is Hasegawa Risa and she is 15 years old.
She is a junior high school third year student.
When I enter the gate, I feel like I'm getting stronger.
Matsuda was like this at first, too.
What did you appeal to everyone about yourself the most?
I guess it's my personality.
What kind of personality do you have?
I can't keep up with people around me.
The fifth one is 17-year-old Erika Matsuda from Hyogo Prefecture.
I'd like to run to the center of the new Morning Musume.
I'll do my best.
This is also 15-year-old 3rd year middle school student Azusa Yoshioka from Osaka Prefecture.
I want to be a Morning Musume with a presence that can be the center of the members.
The last one is 11th year high school student Sayoko Izumi who ran from Okayama by bus in the morning.
She's good. She's really good.
I can't get enough of her bad balance.
But Okayama has Okayama Company, too.
There is Okayama Company, too.
But I'm trying to get paid as soon as possible for catching a cold or something like that.
You're very careful.
So, seven people from Osaka Prefecture will go to the 3 o'clock judging!
She's not here.
Why is Morning Girl not here?
Next week, we will announce the results of the voting!
It's being held all over the country!
Morning Girl Lucky Seven Audition!
If you are under 20 years of age, you do not need to apply in advance.
Please come to the venue directly!
As you can see, it's being held on the next Wednesday!
Which venue will Morning Girl of the future be at?
And it may be you in front of the TV!
For more information about the audition, please check this homepage or the tape guide that you can listen to for 24 hours!
After this, we will have an important announcement!
Champagne reflected in the glass, lover's gentle lips
First meeting, shoulder to shoulder, looking at the night view with cancer
Sometimes we get along well, even in the morning and in the evening
Our lives are different
When my cheeks turn red
Even though I'm weak
I'm trying a little too hard
That's right, tonight is a special time
Even you can't lie to me
I'm getting spoiled by your face
Like champagne in the sky
I can't get rid of it little by little
This love, in the air
I can't melt it away like it's normal
Chantagne's glass is reflecting
My lover's gentle lips
On the top floor, shoulder-to-shoulder
I'm watching the snow with my counter
[Today's guest is...]
[A person who is in charge of this segment yesterday!]
Hello!
Hello.
This is no secret at all, but...
I'm in charge of this segment yesterday.
The person who is in charge of this segment is...
Married!
Congratulations!
People's happiness is my happiness.
With that said...
I don't even want to count how many happy comments I've received, but...
I believe that happiness will come to me one day.
I'm your host, Nakazaiko.
Thank you for having me.
Well, today...
We have some important news for you, so please look forward to it!
Now, let me introduce this person!
This time, I've brought Tsunku-san's love letter!
I'd like to share more of the members' secret information!
I'm your commentator, Murata!
Tsunku-san!
Tsunku-san...
You're such a school president...
Right? It's unexpected, isn't it?
No, it's not unexpected...
Instead of Kyamei-san...
Yes!
Today, he'll be working hard at the site as well!
Let's call out Konna-san at the site!
Yes! I'm the assault reporter, Oja!
Five, six!
Hello!
Hello! How are you?
I'm fine!
Are you happy?
I'm fine! Really!
I'm fine!
Smile for me!
Today, I won the Nobel Prize in cuteness.
I didn't know I would win such an award.
I saw something on the camera.
I'm happy.
You are cute.
I can see your curious back.
I'm curious about you.
There is an important discovery from the program.
Who is it?
I'm curious about you three.
Is it...
No!
It's okay.
What's the Nobel Prize? Idiot!
Let's get back to the first news.
Morning Musume's Sayumi Michishige...
Her first solo photo album...
...called "Sayumi Michishige"...
...was released yesterday, Saturday, the 30th!
This is her uniform in the city.
This is her dad wearing a swimsuit.
This is her dad wearing a swimsuit at the beach.
She's so cute!
Her cute and girlish charm...
...is packed in this one photo.
So, everyone...
...please listen to it.
There's also a poster.
It's even better...
...because you can see Sayumi-chan...
...wearing a princess dress.
And...
What is it?
How do you bite it?
She bit it really slowly.
And...
Sayumi-chan and Hiroki Sekiguchi...
...were born on July 13th.
"Were born on July 13th" is weird.
They weren't born together!
I'm sorry.
They were born on July 13th.
And?
I'd like to check...
...if it's their birthday or not.
Please do.
I'm getting excited.
Let's move on to the next news.
This Wednesday and Thursday, November 3rd...
"Morning Musume."'s new single...
"Namida Ga Tomaranai" will be released!
Yay!
Look at all these legs!
"Legs"?
Our guests are here!
Kono-san!
"Namida Ga Tomaranai" is...
...a pure and cute song about girls in love.
It's divided into cute girls and cool boys.
There's also a pair dance.
I'd like you to pay attention to that.
I see.
What about you, Kono-san?
I play a girl.
Yes.
Oh, I see.
Can you not get so excited?
Next, we have an important announcement from Bambi.
What is it about?
These three people...
Hello!
Yay!
What in the world is there?
Eh? No, that's...
No way!
If you're not going to say it, go home!
No, no, no...
Then I want to see Kong Kong's latest impersonation!
I want to see it!
Impersonation?
I'll impersonate Yaguchi-chan when she impersonates Ikkoguto-san.
Ah! Ah! Ah! That's it!
No!
Do it, Yaguchi!
Yaguchi's... Eh?
Wait a minute!
Here I go!
Ah! A doll!
Um... does it really look like a doll?
Ah, but Kong Kong did it for me,
so I guess I'll tell you!
To tell you the truth,
Haramoni's mobile site has been opened!
Yes, the access method is as follows.
Menu, then TV, then TV Tokyo, then Harmony, then OK.
Is that menu?
This is it! This is it!
And this?
What's that?
It's a woman!
It's a woman! A woman!
Oh, oh, I moved it.
Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan, two-shot!
How is it?
What?!
I'll take that one.
You can get this one and that one here.
That's right.
That's why you took so many pictures.
Yuu-chan, you just noticed?
We finally connected.
We did it for this.
Yes, thank you!
I'm a little concerned about this "Hello, Flower!" section not being on the site.
Well, everyone in front of the TV, please access it!
That's all for "Hello, Flower!" from the site!
Do you have any information about this?
Yes, if you wait for Nakata-san's screen, it will be a nuisance prevention measure.
I didn't need that kind of information even though you asked me.
What will you do? What will you wait for?
What should I do?
I'll use the slippery one I showed you earlier.
Everyone, please access it now!
The boss is waiting for you!
After this, Fujin-san's special body magic!
Finally, it's time for the winner's special body magic!
Hot! Hot! Hot!
Thank you very much!
It's not hot at all!
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Anyway...
Everyone...
Kami-chan, are you okay?
I don't know.
She's going outside.
She's like "bwaah" and she's like "fwa fwa"
But I've only seen you on TV before...
Yes.
I've only seen you on TV before...
But you're amazing!
Amazing!