AISubs v3.5
IEMORI
Hello!
It's hot, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
It's going to be hot tomorrow, too.
Yes, it is!
It looks like it's going to snow at night.
Yes, it is!
That's not true!
You say everything you don't like.
I'm Iemori today.
Shall we begin?
It's been a while, hasn't it?
It's been a year!
It's been a year, hasn't it?
Introduced by Ms. Ishiguro Aya yesterday...
Ms. Yasuda Kei!
- It's been a while. - It's been a while, hasn't it?
- Yes, it's been a while. - Huh? Your hair...
- Your hair's changed color? - Yes, it's blackened.
- It's blackened, hasn't it? - Yes.
- Oh, it's blackened. - It's blackened.
- I see. - Um... - What's this?
- This is a souvenir. - Souvenir...
- This is a DVD.
- It's a DVD of a show called "Harmony". - I see, I see.
- Also, this is a poster of "Morning Musume".
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- A poster? - It's a poster.
- Is it for everyone? - I think it's for everyone.
- Oh, really? - Yes.
- Why did you bring it, Kei-chan?
- Well, I... I don't make a lot of posters, so...
- I brought it for "Morning Musume".
- There are a lot of them. - Yes, there are a lot of them now.
- There are a lot of them. - Yes.
- "Kashimashi Musume" by girls? - Yes, it's a new song.
- Oh. - On July 22nd.
- It was "Kashimashi Monogatari". - Oh, I'm sorry.
- Yes. - When you say "kashimashi", it sounds like "musume", doesn't it?
- But it was in the lyrics, wasn't it, customers?
- No! - Wasn't it in the lyrics?
- "Kashimashi Musume" doesn't exist. - It doesn't exist.
- I'm sorry for saying it so casually.
- I understand. - Yes.
- Oh, then, Yaguchi! - Yes!
- Yes, put this up.
- Huh?
- Huh? I thought we had customers today.
- Huh? - Oh, yes, I understand.
- Do you have time? - Oh, but...
- Will it reach you? - This...
- Oh, it's fine. - It's fine.
- Yes.
- Well... July 22nd. - Yes.
- Yes. It's a very interesting song.
- The choreography, too. - Oh, really?
- Yes. - Oh, then I'm looking forward to it.
- I'm looking forward to it. - Yes, yes, yes. - It's definitely interesting.
- It's a message from Ishigura-chan, "Why don't you get married soon?"
- Um, I can't.
- Um, I have Yuko Nakazawa at home.
- If Yuko Nakazawa doesn't say it first, no one can go to her wedding.
- It's a promise. - Oh, really? - Yes.
- But, you know, lately...
- You don't have a boyfriend?
- I don't have a boyfriend.
- You don't have time, do you?
- Do you have time? - Yes. - What do you have time for?
- Um, I have time to play.
- Surprisingly, you have time to play.
- Yes. - Do you work lately?
- I do work, little by little. - What do you do?
- What do you do? Um...
- I'm doing a drama right now.
- You're doing a drama? - Yes, and a harmony...
- I'm doing a show called "Harmony".
- "Harmony"? - Yes.
- I do it on Sundays afternoon.
- Huh? Is it "zoukango"? - No, it's "zoukango".
- It's "ura", "ura".
- Oh, it's "ura". - Yes, it's "ura". - Oh, you're doing it. - Yes.
- Oh, there's a lot of "morms" coming out, like "conto" and stuff like that.
- Yes, we do "conto" and stuff like that.
- Oh, what about that?
- That's funny. - What about the viewership?
- I haven't checked it yet.
- What about it?
- Yeah, but you know...
- It must be hard to be a soloist.
- Yeah, it is.
- It's lonely, though. - Until now,
- there were a lot of people in the dressing room.
- Everyone was nervous.
- There's no one. - There's no one, right?
- Even if you call, Yoshi won't come out.
- No way!
- Once you graduate, he won't come out anymore.
- Even if you call Yoshi, he won't come out.
- Even if you call Yaguchi, he won't come out.
- "Hey, where's the store over there?"
- "Yeah, see you!" He'll hang up.
- Oh, it's not like "let's go together"?
- No, it's not like that.
- He's nearby, but...
- "Oh, I see! See you!" He'll hang up.
- Oh, it's not like that.
- It's lonely, isn't it?
- It's pretty terrible.
- Once you graduate, is it over?
- No, it's not like that.
- I asked you out the other day, but...
- You turned me down because you had something to say.
- It's sudden.
- You don't have a boyfriend.
- You don't have friends.
- You don't call your friends, either.
- It's lonely.
- Someone, call your friends.
- Call your friends!
- It's over!
- Thank you very much. - You're late!
- Who should I call, my friend? I'll call Goto and Maki.
- The audience's reaction is different from before. - Even if we're in the same place, the reaction is different.
- I'll call Nakazawa and Yuko. - Why is your voice so low?
- Okay, I'll call my friends.
- Today's instructor for the Harmonia Academy is Tetsuya Takeda. - Thank you for having me.
- You guys are so naive. - Thank you for having me!
- It's different, right? - Yes. - You don't have long hair at all.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Tomita Koji, who you know from "Monomane". - Thank you for having me.
- Thank you for having me.
- I'm looking forward to seeing what kind of genius "monomane" will be born.
- A lot of people do "monomane" on this show. - Right? - Yes. - I watch it a lot.
- Really? - There were some that were pretty good. - Really? - Even from a professional's point of view... - Yes, yes.
- This time, Koji-san will teach us the basics of "monomane". - Yes.
- Everyone, please study and increase your repertoire on this show! - Yes!
- By the way... - Yes? - How many kinds of "monomane" do you have?
- I haven't counted them, but...
- About 80 to 100. - Wow!
- But do you know all 80 kinds of "monomane"? - Yes, we do.
- However, the entrance is narrow.
- The difference between those who can enjoy and those who can't is huge.
- Isn't it, Takagi Ishibashi? - Yasuda, what are you doing?
- Wow! - You look like you're on a break!
- But... but... you look like you're on a break all of a sudden.
- Abe-chan, you're on a break today. - Huh? - I'm sorry, Abe-chan. - But you!
- It's a shame! - You suddenly came here and changed into Yasuda.
- Wow! - Thank you very much.
- It's been 30 minutes! - It's crazy!
- Now, we have prepared a part of Sensei's "monomane" repertoire. - Yes.
- Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- The rest of you can't do it. - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- Excuse me, but what kind of "monomane" does Itsuki-san do? - Itsuki-san? - What kind of "monomane" does she do?
- It's definitely a face "monomane". - Ah! - Yes. - Can you do it, Yocchan? - I can do it!
- Then... - Can you do it for me?
- Oh, that's good! - Is it good? - Yes. - Wow!
- When there are amateurs who imitate Itsuki-san's "monomane", they close their eyes from above.
- It becomes like this, you see? - Yes. - They close their upper eyelids. - Yes.
- They raise their eyelids, like this. - Wow! - Wow! - Wow!
- This...
- This is what Yoshida-san was making just now. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
Impersonation Basic Edition
Try impersonating Shimura Ken-san
Firstly, from Ota-kun
Aah! Atata! It's me, Shimura!
- Ooh! - Atata! It's me, Shimura!
With his back of his head, like this.
- Aah! - Aah!
Okay, don't talk separately! Don't talk separately!
Leader Kaori Iida's challenge.
Here I go.
Ah, I'm Shibura.
You've become an old lady.
Then you can be an old lady.
For example, if you think this is similar to something else, you can do it.
I see.
Next is Niki Fujimoto's challenge.
This is difficult!
Ah, I'm Shibura.
Oh, that's good.
Oh, is it good?
You used your technique well.
I used my technique.
You didn't just raise your voice, you also flipped it over.
Ah, I'm Shibura.
Based on the points, we'll do a "face-to-face" challenge.
Everyone, let's do a "Tanaka Renya" challenge.
Ah, I'm Shibura.
You don't seem motivated.
Motivated...
Don't you feel motivated?
Next is Beat Takeshi's impersonation.
Let's start with Otaun.
Okay, so...
What should I do?
Unbelievable.
Okay, so...
Ishikawa's challenge.
The weight of your neck is important.
Here I go.
Unbelievable.
Help me!
Teach me how to do it!
Right now, I can barely do it.
Kanata tries again. Will it work this time?
Are you stupid, Duncan?
You don't want to do everything, do you?
That's not true! I do, I do!
Let's try a maniac joke that the teacher is good at!
"Yes, it's okay," said Roo Oshiba-san.
It's not in production.
What are you talking about? I'm not joking! Let's do it together!
Yes, it's okay!
Thank you. I'm glad you apologized for that.
Was it good?
I was worried about that.
I took it last year, too.
The trick is...
The trick is that you're weak-willed.
She was born at 35.
I'm 35 years old.
So you're anxious.
I'm a little anxious.
I'll show you how anxious you are.
Can Yoshisawa Hitomi express it well?
Was it good now?
Please say, "Let's do it together."
Let's do it together.
Yes, it's okay.
Was it good now?
Really?
I just found out.
"Really?" came out of Ari Mizuki's voice.
Really?
What about Ari Mizuki?
Senpai!
You look like her.
You look like her!
Really?
I'm sorry!
But it's true.
If you play music, it'll be okay, right?
Senpai!
It's coming out.
One blue.
Amazing!
Here it is.
Amazing!
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is pretty difficult, isn't it?
I wonder...
Anxious person in the future.
You can do it with "anxious person in the future."
Which one is it?
Oh, here it is!
Anxious person in the future.
It's an easy trick to do with "anxious person in the future."
Here I go.
Okay.
"Together," let's do it!
Okay, that's okay!
I'm sorry, was that okay?
Oh, I'm so glad!
Oh, really? Was that okay?
Erika, you're totally like Erika Yamakawa now.
That's Erika Yamakawa's attitude.
Oh, really?
Thank you! Thank you!
Oh, you're similar! You're similar!
You should use your hands more!
Thank you! Thank you!
Yaguchi sometimes impersonates Sekine-san.
Oh! Speaking of Sekine-san, you impersonate him!
I did it!
His side profile is similar!
Even in the morning, you impersonate Sekine-san.
Oh, you're similar!
Oh, you're similar! You're similar!
Am I similar?
You're similar! You're similar!
Wow!
Thank you, Sensei!
This is what happens when Sensei impersonates him.
You're similar!
What I meant was...
Your faces are similar!
Thank you, Sekine-san!
Sensei, Sensei, can you show us?
You impersonate Sekine-san?
Well...
Let's see...
Well...
I...
I want to see you impersonate me the most.
Can I?
This is what happens when you impersonate Sekine- san.
You're similar!
She said you're similar!
You're similar!
Why did you become Clara Rock?
This is difficult!
Have you tried goldfish scooping?
Would you like to try goldfish scooping?
It's fun!
How is goldfish scooping?
Aren't you Tomiko-san?
It's been a while!
Hello!
Ms. Ganko, was it this kind of job?
No, it's not like it was decided, but there are a lot of things like this in the summer.
Oh, is that so? I'm glad you worked!
With this, the four of us will be able to spend the summer.
I'm really glad!
Then...
Excuse me!
Would you like to try it?
No, I'm on duty!
No, don't say that, even once...
If you do it, Yuko and I will get beaten up!
Is that so?
It hurts, it really hurts!
Even though you're a police officer, you're going to make us look like murderers, aren't you?
No, don't say something so cruel like murderers!
If you don't do it for us, we won't get paid.
If we don't get paid...
Ms. Ikari...
I'll do it!
I-I-I'll do it! Let me do it!
Really?!
Yes, yes!
Thank you!
Everyone! We have a customer!
Welcome!
One time, 100 yen!
Ah, 100 yen, right?
J-just a moment, please...
Here's 100 yen!
Darling!
With this, the four of us...
We can live for a month!
Yeah! We can even save money!
Here you go!
Oh, thank you!
Um... I haven't received it yet, but...
Um... I'll put it like this...
Darling, please give it to me!
Here you go!
Oh, this is it!
With this, I wonder if it's the biggest one...
Wait, it's small!
With this, we won't even be able to save Medaka!
What must be done...
What must not be done...
What are you saying?!
With this, it's a fraud, isn't it?!
Don't say such vulgar things!
It's a fraud! Fraud!
What are you doing?!
Umari-san!
Somehow, little Umari-san...
While she's on duty, she's taking care of goldfish!
Oh no!
Oh no! Don't do anything!
Good job!
Darling...
After all, this kind of method is not good...
What can I say?!
Thanks to you, we didn't lose goldfish...
And we even saved 100 yen!
But...
You...
Don't say anything!
Just quietly follow me!
Now...
Give me 100 yen!
No!
I'll return this to that Umari-san!
Umeko...
Darling...
Please save goldfish more properly!
Give me 100 yen!
A proper way of saving goldfish...
It might be what Tomeko said...
Wow! It's saving goldfish!
Let's do it!
Yes, let's do it!
Darling!
I want to do it, but how much is it?
One time, 100 yen!
Ah...
Yes...
100 yen...
Yes!
Ah, me too!
Yes!
No, I'm pretty good at this.
I won't lose either.
Then, I will...
get this goldfish!
Then, I will...
Huh? Ah!
She's aiming for Tomokazu and Momoe.
Uncle, do you have a name for the goldfish?
Of course.
Because I raised them one by one.
Alright!
Momoe!
Watch out, Momoe!
Momoe! Momoe!
Run!
Uncle, don't get in my way!
Uncle, you're a goldfish rescuer, aren't you?
Of course, I'm a goldfish rescuer!
Then, don't get in my way and let me do it comfortably!
Although goldfish rescuer is goldfish rescuer,
I'm this goldfish rescuer!
No! You're that one!
I don't know!
Shall we go?
What's that feeling?
Let's go.
Tomokazu and Momoe...
That was close!
People of the people!
Do you remember me?
I'm a rich man...
Shirayuri Countess!
I'm a rich man...
I'm a rich man's daughter...
I'm very cute...
I'm Shirayuri Countess!
Oh, wait!
What did you say?
You're a commoner and you're shouting at me?
I'm not just shouting!
Your makeup is disgraceful!
What did you say?
You're saying my makeup, which costs a million yen a time, is disgraceful?!
No matter how much you spend on it, or how much flowers you put in your head,
it's disgraceful!
Get rid of it right now!
As a commoner, why do I have to follow your orders?!
Don't talk back to me!
What are you going to do to my mother?!
Shut up!
What's with you?!
What's with that makeup?!
Get rid of it right now!
What are you going to do until I wake up?!
Stop it!
Tomeko...
Don't stop me!
If you're going to stop me, then stop this guy's makeup!
This is against the law!
You!
What people do with their makeup is their freedom, right?!
You can't take people's freedom away with violence!
Tomeko...
You're saying something nice...
You...
You'll understand, right?!
My bad.
Oh my, isn't it a sin for you to apologize to me?!
That's right, that's right!
Now, kneel and apologize to me!
Can you even kneel?!
I'm terribly sorry!
T... Tomeko...
That's right...
Please forgive him!
Then I'll forgive you...
I'll forgive you for today!
Now, let's go!
Thank you!
M... Mom!
Mom, are you okay?!
I'm sorry, I didn't notice...
Mom, are you okay?!
Mom!
Tomeko...
What should we do about you?!
You did well.
Mom!
I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble...
You did well.
That's right!
You did well...
Mom!
Mom, are you okay?!
You can also do an easy impersonation right after this!
Next up is the "Oyo" episode.
Yes, this is...
Well, it's not really an impersonation...
It's more like, "Ah, you do that a lot, don't you?"
It's an impersonation of a situation.
The members will choose one topic from here...
And try to impersonate it on the spot!
According to Koji-sensei, only 5 passers-by will receive a luxurious reward!
Oh my, this product is amazing...
Huh?!
Can I open it?
Doesn't it smell?
I don't know...
You don't know?
Actually, it's this!
Ta-dah!
It's hot!
Is it hot?
What is it?
You were holding it and waiting for it!
Is it hot?
Why?
It's hot.
It's this!
Ta-dah!
It's Ishiyaki Ririmba!
Here is the main dish!
It's Ishiyaki Taco Rice!
Let's eat!
Here you go, teacher!
I'll try it, so...
Ah, it's juicy!
How is it?
Wow, wow, wow!
It looks good!
Wow, it looks good!
How is the taste, Tokai-san?
It's...
It's... It's good work!
It's...
The first challenger is...
The one who gets lost in the automatic door that doesn't open at night.
(Laughter)
It's funny, isn't it?
Well, let's go on.
Yes.
Next is Fujimoto Miki.
Yes.
When you answer the phone, your tone suddenly becomes brighter.
Oh, no. I don't like this kind of thing.
Oh, Takishi?
Do you have homework?
You always go out and play and don't do it.
Hey, answer the phone and answer the phone!
Yes, hello?
I'm Fujimoto. Who is this?
Oh, thank you for always taking care of me.
Oh, yes.
Oh, is it that way?
(Laughter)
It's been a long time.
It's difficult.
I don't want you to be like that.
I don't like it. You have a bad image.
You have a bad image.
Next is Suji-chan.
She sneezes and doesn't come out.
Correct!
Really? Really? Really?
It's hard to make that face.
Can I?
You can eat it.
Thank you for it.
Look at this.
This looks delicious.
After you eat it, please examine it.
Thank you for it.
It's fine! It's fine!
Suji-chan, please keep doing it like that.
Next is when you get on the train and the door closes.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
It closed.
It was a normal face, wasn't it, Sensei?
It's sad.
You really had a sad face.
Next is when you get on the river and the needle doesn't go through and you get irritated.
Incorrect!
That was...
It was really funny to see you like that.
Next is when you get on the lion and the tower and you get irritated.
Okay, whashasha, whashasha!
Bite it, you all!
You did it!
Sensei, what was the key point of your good grades?
It simply looked like me.
It looked like you, and it was interesting.
Whashasha, whashasha!
Okay, next is...
A person who hit his little toe on a corner of a dance floor due to a roadside noise.
Ouch!
That hurts!
Sensei, that was too fast.
It hurts more.
It hurts more?
It hurts more.
Sensei, can you show us an example?
No, but...
Ouch!
Okay, next is...
A man!
A person who gets surprised when water comes out of nowhere while taking a shower.
That's dangerous!
If you move around like that in a bathhouse, you'll fall!
You were using soap, weren't you?
I was using soap!
Okay, next is...
A reporter on a typhoon broadcast in Kagoshima.
It's a typhoon!
Excuse me for a moment!
The high tide is 40 something meters!
I'm worried about my bangs!
Thank you!
Wow!
This is a high level!
Yes!
Next is Tanaka.
The person who wakes up in a train and says "ha!"
[Yoshida singing]
He's struggling.
Teacher, you're the only one left!
This is good, too!
That one was really good!
I have experience!
Next up is a foreigner shopping for a phone with Yoshida!
Hi! Today I'll be introducing...
this summer's best exercise stick!
It doesn't look like it at first glance, does it?
Teacher, was that too fast?!
It totally has an image of Mizuki Arisa.
Why?!
I don't like how Mizuki-san did it!
The person who hit his girlfriend in a dance corner with a second place instrument.
Teacher, you're laughing, but what happened?
I said "kusa" (stinks)
I hit her and said "kusai" (stinks)
What did you say?
I said "fabbrize" (stinks)
What did you say?
I said "kusai" (stinks)
Next up is a person who can't stop shakring in an idakaori.
I can't stop shakring!
When you hold your breath, you say you can stop it, right?
Ah, I stopped it!
Ah, I can't stop it!
"Kusai" (stinks)
It's funny, isn't it?
Teacher, aren't you being too harsh?!
Yes, it's harsh.
There's only one person left.
Next up is a person who hit his girlfriend in a dance corner with a second place instrument.
Ah, it hurts!
It hurts!
You did it, Ishikawa!
I really did it! I really did it!
- Let's go! - So it wasn't acting!
- That's how good she is! - That's right!
And with that, it's over!
Everyone, please come out!
Wait a minute! Even though I didn't do it properly!
Even though you listened to me until the end!
I thought about it a lot, but I said it in a foreign language!
Then, once again, please say "senpai" in English.
- Senpai! - Senpai!
- I think this is the best reward! - Yeah!
The big tofu made by WU! What will it taste like?!
Mmm! Tofu!
In order to save the lives of modern people,
the two WUs have come to a tofu shop!
Will they be able to teach the children during the summer vacation
the traditional Japanese taste?!
Tofu Shop
- Tofu! - Tofu!
- Is that soy milk?! - Soy milk!
Soy milk!
Wow, amazing! Thick soy milk!
Thank you for it!
- I think it's good for you. - I don't think it's good for me, but...
- I'm sure you think so. - Here's how to easily make homemade tofu.
First, put the soybeans soaked in water overnight in a mixer.
Transfer it to a pot and boil it well until it boils.
Squeeze out the boiling water and the soy milk is ready.
- Okay, let's do it. - Okay, I'll do it.
- No, it won't harden. - It's kind of rough.
It won't harden. Not yet, not yet, not yet.
- Should I do it one more time? - Do it one more time.
And now, turn it over.
- It's kind of different. - Put it in.
- Then I'll... - Should I cut it here?
- No, it's okay. - Wow!
Then I'll split it in half, so I don't think you can do it.
- Oh, it looks fun! - I don't think you can do it.
I often do it in the bath.
- I did it, I did it, I did it. - It's a little heavy.
- I did it, I did it, I did it. - Okay, hold it and work.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Oh, it's hardened!
- How is it? - Yes.
- I'm asking you.
- Yes. - Do you know you did it?
- Yes, I did it.
Preheat the soy milk you just used to about 70 degrees Celsius.
Add the bitter melon and stir slowly.
After that, leave it for about 15 minutes without touching it and you'll have delicious tofu!
Now, how will their tofu turn out?
- Okay, I'll open it. - Wow!
- Okay, how is it? - Wow! It's tofu!
- It's tofu. - Wow!
- Wow! It's amazing! I like it! - Do you want to do it together?
- I like it, I like it. - Look! Look at it!
- I want to eat it in one bite. - I can't.
- Oh, that's how you do it. - Yes, that's how you do it.
- Oh, it's amazing! - Wow! That's a great idea!
- Amazing! Amazing! - This is it! This is it!
- This is it! - Let's eat it!
- Thank you for the meal. - Thank you for the meal.
Mmm! It's tofu!
- It's hot! - Ah, it's good!
Did you make it?
- Wow! - I just made it!
I ate it with pride.
One.
- Two. - Two.
- Look at her personality. She doesn't like it. - One.
Should I put it in properly?
- Two. Not at all. - Two.
- Two.
- Like this. Sideways. - Sideways?
Yes, like that.
Wow! Wow!
What's wrong?
- I have to stir it for a while. - Is it good?
It's really good.
Don't stir it like that.
Relax and wait for me.
- Put it on top of it. - One, two.
- I'm sorry! - Put it on top of it.
- It's coming! - It's coming!
- Can I take it out? - Yes, you can.
- Wow! - Wow!
It's hard!
- Is it right? - Yes, it is.
[Laughing]
- It's done! - It's done!
This is Momen.
- Let's try it! - Let's try it!
- It's good! - It's good!
- Is it good? - Okay!
- So, WU's delivery is a big success! - Yes!
Hey, you guys!
You can't just make tofu and be satisfied with it!
You have to let the kids taste it!
[Screaming]
We can't just wait here!
Let's go where the kids are!
Help mech, launch!
Click!
[Screaming]
It's a super machine that's indispensable for delivering tofu!
What do you think? Isn't it cool?
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
We're leaving!
[Screaming]
Do you need anyone?
- Hello! - Hello!
Um...
Hello!
Would you like to try the tofu that WU made?
Would you like to try it?
[Screaming]
It's good!
It makes you feel better when you eat it!
- It's fun! - That's right!
- Is it good? - Is it good?
- It's cute! - It's cute!
- Is it good? - Is it good?
The joy of the children's voices give W a new power!
The tofu that W made saved the children's food habits!
Please give me tofu!
Shall we go back to our base?
Yes!
Let's go!
Where are you going?
I mean, where are you going?
As gourmet food becomes more and more diverse,
W is going to continue to deliver the taste of traditional Japanese food.
See you later!
Haropro Hour
Once again, this week, strong-willed women will tell you how Haropro changes every day.
Strong-willed Haropro Hour.
The more strong-willed you are, the weaker you are.
Someone, notice me!
Notice me!
I'm Eiko Nakazawa. Nice to meet you.
Speaking of summer vacation,
I went to the park and ate ice cream and sambal omelet.
I went home and ate cold Chinese food.
At night, I ate shaved ice.
My hobby is dieting.
I'm the same caster as you, Asami Honma.
Asami Honma is a proud commentator of horror movies.
Yes!
This week, I'm going to spread more and more information,
so don't miss it!
I'm Megumi Murata. I'm a commentator!
Thank you!
That surprised me!
- Are you okay? - Did I scare you?
- I'm sorry! - It's fine, it's fine.
It's been a while since we did a second week.
That person is at the scene. Let's call her out!
Okay! Reporter...
Kyamei-san!
Hi, Kyamei-san!
Huh?
Kyamei-san!
I'm a game reporter, Elizabeth Kyamei!
What's up?
I was just having a meeting with today's guest.
What? Now?
Yes!
She's alone now, isn't she?
Well...
No, she's not.
She's someone you can talk to even when you're apart.
I understand! That's enough!
She's in a meeting.
Is she okay today?
She looks like that sometimes, doesn't she?
Yeah!
She reminds you of something, doesn't she?
Something that makes you feel light?
I'll say it and it'll come out!
Be careful! Be careful!
Hey!
Are you okay? Are you okay here?
Don't call me like that!
No, no, no, really!
Please be careful!
Yes!
Now, let's move on to the news!
Yes!
This Wednesday, July 28th,
"Morning Musume. Totsuyo Memorial" DVD will be on sale in the summer!
With "Morning Musume. Totsuyo Memorial" DVD,
"Morning Musume. Totsuyo Memorial" will be a new beginning for "Totsuyo Memorial" this year.
It's one of the precious images that followed "Morning Musume. Totsuyo Memorial" until its graduation.
At this last concert, we, Yuko Nakazawa, also rushed over and made the audience laugh!
That's the blood of Kansai!
That's right! They really laughed at that time!
I told you to give me proper information!
They weren't laughing!
They weren't!
They weren't?!
So that you wouldn't notice! So that you wouldn't notice!
They were dancing in front of the PA team!
That's it!
Oh, that's it!
That's it!
Now, let's move on to the next news!
Yes!
"Hello, Morning!"'s popular segment, "Hello, Morning! Theater" DVD series,
the sixth and seventh episodes, will be released this Wednesday!
That's fast!
It's already the sixth and seventh episodes!
That's fast!
Well, it's really interesting!
Yes!
From last October to April of this year,
more and more plots have been included in "Hello, Morning! Theater" DVD series!
Well, from now on, Detective Aoshima will be assigned to that theater!
No, no!
Wow! Wow!
That can't be!
Oh, I'm sorry! I made a mistake!
It's not like that!
Well, Detective Ryotsu will be assigned from the Kamehari Escort!
Who?!
It's Ryo-san! Ryo-san!
Don't you know him?
Ryo-san, you're the main character?
That's right!
Oh, you're so annoying!
You're so annoying!
Oh, you're so annoying!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I didn't realize it!
In the same song, Miniscopolis will be assigned!
Don't wear it! Don't wear it!
It's super Miniscopolis!
Don't wear it at all!
You can't lose!
Just raise your skirt!
Keep doing it!
It's going to be really luxurious!
Hey, that's not fair!
If Miniscopolis doesn't come, it won't be luxurious!
That's not true!
We're doing our best!
That's not true!
It's true!
Let's get straight to the point!
Yes!
Hello! Project!
Dossal Team!
SCATTAS!
VILLIANTIS!
HP!
OFFICIAL GUIDE BOOK "SALS" will be released this Friday!
Also, a documentary and a photo book!
You will never be able to see this wind!
Precious photos and interviews will fill you up with the members' honest thoughts!
This was decided for the World Cup Official Board in 2006!
No, no, it would be amazing if it was decided!
Here it is!
Is it cute?
You can't kick this, can you?
You can't kick it, can you?
It would be taken away, wouldn't it?
Well, then...
Is it okay for us to broadcast today?
Reporter Kyamei-san!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Kyamei-san!
Please give us a report!
I'm Kyamei at the scene!
I'm sorry!
I just got into your world!
I'm sorry!
Iida-san!
This week's guest will be Iida Kaori-san, who will release her second solo single this Wednesday!
Hello! I'm Iida Kaori!
This week's 28th, I will release my second single!
Please tell me what you think of this song.
Yes, it's an adult song.
It's an adult love song that's a little sad and a little awkward.
It's cool!
Then, here is the 18th competition series!
"Challenge of Cheering! Gudetama Competition"!
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Gudetama doesn't do it that much, does it?
Is there such a series?
This is it!
Ladies, go!
Wow!
What? I don't feel any power at all.
What?
Maybe you lost.
Let's leave it at that for this time!
Yes! Then, for the third time, we will add 10 seconds of PR time.
Is it okay?
Yes! Here we go!
Three, two, one, go!
On July 28th,
"Challenge of Cheering! Gudetama Competition"!
Time's up!
Hurry up!
What is it?
It's a corner where we PR our guests, isn't it?
It's that kind of corner.
What do we do with our guests?
Yes! That's all for today!
That's all for today!
Wow!
Kana-chan, Mei-chan!
Now, Murata-san!
Yes!
Do you have any information about Iida Kaori-san?
Yes!
Well,
this song is her sister's song.
It's a famous song you can't listen to without crying.
It's "I'm Waiting for a Phone Call" for melon anniversary.
Look forward to it!
Why is it her sister's song?
Well, there was a bell ringing outside the door, so it's "Phone Call".
See, it's her sister's song, isn't it?
Well, it was a wonderful song, but...
Thank you for listening!
No, no!
It's more interesting to compare it with you from three years ago.
So, that's all for today!
Look forward to next week, too!
This has been Haro Flower!
Bye-bye!
So, teacher, what did you think of their impersonations?
Well, actually, everyone's impersonations were interesting and very good.
Yes!
Well, when we have a party or something like that...
A party?
A party!
Yes!
I'd like you all to come and see it!
How was it for you all, after studying today?
Yes!
I'm glad we discovered something unexpected!
Yes!
By the way, Kaori said, "I'd like you all to discover something, too, teacher!"
Yes, I wish I could give you a hand.
But your face looks like Shizuka-san's, doesn't it?
Can I say something?
Yes, go ahead.
I want to do it!
Can I?
Good evening, I'm Shizuka Kudo.
Thank you!
You know, what I was thinking earlier...
Isn't it like Inamori Yuzumi-san?
She's like, "Momoko, whaaaat?" and speaks slowly.
Like in a drama or something like that.
Can you do it for me?
Momoko, whaaaat?
I'm sure you can do it!
Watch "Rombake" one more time.
I'm sure you don't remember it because it's old.
I see.
Anyway, Koji-san, we really learned a lot today!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
That's all for the second episode of "Harmony Academy"!
After this, Kaori Iida will sing her new song live!
The ringing bell on the phone
Somehow I know it's you
I want to pull you back, but I still think you'll laugh at me
Only time will embrace this love, won't it?
I'm tired of crying, I'm tired of crying, and I've arrived at my destination
I won't hold you in my arms for no reason
"It's the last one, so don't leave me behind," you whispered to me last night.
But as you turned your back on me, I gently shook your hand.
As you turned your back on me, I gently shook your hand.
But as you turned your back on me, I gently shook your hand.
Here are some presents from the show!
From the Swinburne Industry...
...to a waterproof liquid crystal TV you can enjoy even in the bath...
...teleo the buddy...
...and from the Japanese Record Association...
...a variety of music video software and music gift cards that you can exchange for...
...each person can apply for up to this number!