AISubs v3.5
I don't know!
What? What?
I really don't know!
What do you know?
What are you doing?
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
Because I don't know
the smile on your face when you held me
Take my chance, give me love
My tears are overflowing
You know?
Because I have to live
Yes, the night will come someday
To be honest, I'm not afraid of anything
Because I have to live
I have to know you more
Not for someone else's sake
but for my own sake
Oh my love
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Because we have to live on
That's right, we're all desperate
It's so easy to give up
Because we have to live on
I have to be loved more
Not for someone else's sake
My own love...
Oh my...
This year's Halloween is the birth of a four-year- old baku character!
In "Hallowed Flower", Elizabeth, Kamei, Chami, and Dumley are no good!
They're finally back! Let's make them laugh!
And in the studio...
Meat! Meat!
What is it?!
Huh?!
What?!
Look over there!
I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
Pass! Pass!
What?! What?! What?!
Look! This is it!
A river?!
Wrong!
I don't know!
What is this?!
I don't know!
What is this?!
What is this?! I really don't know!
I don't know!
Is it right?!
Yes!
Miku, do you know that word?!
Yes!
I don't know!
You know, right?!
Miku, I can only see you!
I know!
Hey, hey! I really don't know!
I don't know!
Who are you?!
I don't know!
She creates a single word around the world.
I'm Kaori Iida, Morning Musume.'s leader.
I'm the sub-leader, Chibara Iya.
The first ever Hello Moni One Word Championship!
One word! One word!
As you can see behind me,
we're going to have you all write one word on the mat.
Okay!
There's a big difference between each leader,
but the average height of both teams is pretty much the same.
I see.
Okay, let's get started!
The first round is...
Tell the leader quickly! One word time attack!
The first round is Hello Moni One Word Attack!
Everyone will do their best to complete the task and see how much they can tell their leader.
Team Iida is up first!
Let's get started!
Iida team's One Word Time Attack! Start!
What?!
One word?!
Katakana! Katakana!
Isn't it katakana?
Yeah, you can't do katakana!
What's that?
Huh?
Wait, it's this!
It's this! It's this!
I can't figure this out!
Go! Go! Go!
It's this! It's this! It's this! It's getting smaller!
It's this! It's this! It's this!
I can't do it anymore!
Horse!
It's getting smaller! It's getting smaller!
What? What?
It's this! It's this!
What? What?
Is it like this?
What? What?
Like this?
Fly!
No?
What is this? I don't know!
What is that flower?
Can you cut it out a little more?
Flower!
I don't know!
What?
Look, it's over there!
Bark?
What?
What is it? What is it?
I don't know!
Rose!
Hey, you can do it by yourself!
What?
You can do it by yourself!
Hurry up!
What?
Isn't it the other way around?
What?
It's right, it's right.
What?
You know, a messy dish.
Hurry up!
I don't know!
Why do you know?
Hurry up!
What is it?
I don't know!
Pass it!
Who is it!
Perry! Perry! Perry!
Perry! Perry!
Pass it! Be round! Be round!
Pass it! Pass it!
Perry!
So?
Stand up!
She said 15 seconds ago!
How was it?
It's difficult, isn't it?
When I said "horse", I wanted to say "kanji".
The correct answer of Team Iida is "torture".
Can they break this record?
Let's get started!
Team Yaguchi's "harmony", "time", "attack", start!
Monkey! Monkey!
Is it okay?
What?
It's sin! Sin! Sin!
What? What?
signal! signal! signal!
What? What?
I don't know!
Monkey! Monkey!
Huh?
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey!
Monkey! Monkey!
Monkey!
What?
Glorian?
Glorian!
Snakes!
Monkey! Monkey!
What?
The other side! The other side!
Asmia!
What?
C-c-c-curry!
Monkey! Monkey!
Do your best! Do your best!
Do your best!
What's that?
Pu!
Do this!
Pu!
Do this!
Pu!
Go!
Pu!
Puri! Puri!
Puri!
Show me!
What's that?
Everyone, show me!
Mii! Mii!
- What is it? - "Pico"!
It's not it!
It's not "pico"!
It's "pico"!
- What is it? - "Pico"!
- "Pico"!
"Pico"!
What is it?
"Baja"?
- "Baja"? - What is it?
"Baja"?
I don't know. Let's go!
Nice! "Baja"?
"Baja"?
- "Baja"? - "Baja"?
"Baja"?
Everyone, do your best!
Do your best!
Everyone, do your best!
Do your best!
What is that?!
First of all...
I don't know! I don't know!
What is that?!
Pass! Pass! Pass!
I know!
What?!
Melon! Melon!
Pass! Pass! Sorry!
Ro! Ro!
Takumo!
Me! Melon!
Crab! Crab!
Crab!
Cypher now!
What is that?!
Let's do it for the last time.
Koala!
Koala! Koala!
powiedział [pology]
Soba! [soba! (clothes)]
It's sea. [umi. (the sea)]
Umi! Umi! [umi! (the sea)]
It's the sea, it's already the sea. [umi jan, mou umi jan.]
That's impossible, Yosher. [Sore wa nuguri da yo, Yosher.]
Okay, that's it!
Okay, cockroaches!
Please come out with your heads down!
Isn't that a cow?
It's a cow!
That was some serious cockroach!
It's scary!
Hey!
It's like a... like a monster's first appearance!
Hey, you know, last time...
I mean, I got 10 of them right...
I won!
I won! I won!
Was their teamwork actually good?
Team Yaguchi did an excellent job getting 10 questions right!
The first round's winner is...
Team Yaguchi!
The second round's winner is...
Team Hitomori!
In the relay format of the second round, each member will answer one question one by one.
Before the other team's balloon runs out, if all members of the team are able to answer, it's a complete win!
Team Yaguchi will go first this time!
This time, the person who answers won't wear headphones!
So, if you shout out a question while making up a character, you'll know what it is, so please be careful!
By the way, all questions are in kanji!
It's a character!
Yes!
Then, let's get started!
Ready, start!
Go!
Chichi!
One more person, please answer!
Do you know the kanji for "no"?
Yes!
You know it, right?
Ase!
One more person, please answer!
Come a little closer!
Eh?
Eh? Can't you see me?
Ah, there you are!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
Not enough! Not enough!
Don! Don? Don!
You've done well! You've done well!
Hurry up and push me! Hurry up and push me!
Eh? Eh? I'll stay here then.
Okay. Okay. I'll stay here.
So small...
Here!
What is this?
Did you get it?
What is this?
Don't you know?
What is this?
River?
Nono's legs are not enough.
What is this?
Water? Ice?
Ice.
Don't stretch your legs.
No, no, no.
Yocchan, you can do it.
You don't know?
What is this?
Wait.
But eyes are...
This is short.
Brain is thick.
I don't know.
How is it?
Yocchan, sit down.
Yocchan, put your head like this.
Like this?
Smaller.
OK.
How is it?
What is it?
This is...
River?
No!
I know!
What is it?
I don't know.
What is it?
Next song.
Punk?
Next song.
Rokura, you sing first.
You two sing.
You two make the lips.
You two make the mouth.
Where and how much do you plait?
In reverse, in reverse, in reverse.
And you make dots, and you turn your legs.
Okay, okay, okay.
Cute.
Okay.
Bean, bean, bean.
Faces, faces, faces.
Face, face, face.
Scary.
Fire, fire, fire.
The movement of the Yaguchi team is amazing!
I mean, since the "don" and "ten" have become "ten",
"don" and "ten" have become "here little boy, here!"
Here little boy, here!
Wow!
The last "fire" was really nice!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
I'm glad!
With that, the Yaguchi team's "all-door battle" was a success!
Go, go and go!
With that, the Yaguchi team's "all-door battle" is about to begin!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Let's do it, let's do it.
What?
What did it say?
Poison!
This way.
Wow, this is sober.
Look!
No!
Again?
It's possible!
This is pretty cute!
Ah! I know!
Ice!
Meat! Meat!
What?!
What? What?
Circle! Circle! Circle!
Ah! I'm falling!
Oh! That's good!
Can you come here?
No!
No! No!
Wrong!
What is that?!
Too much! Too much!
More this way! This way!
What is that?! What is that?!
What is that?!
Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! More!
It's better if it's longer!
That way! That way!
Then partner, up! Up! Up!
Huh?!
What is that?!
Stop it! Stop it!
Shut up!
Wrong! Wrong!
What is that?!
More like this!
Huh?!
What is that?!
It's fine! It's fine!
What is that?! Really!
You're terrible! You're horrible!
You're horrible!
You're really annoying!
What?! What?! What?!
It's really tasty!
Huh?
I know!
You really know?!
I know!
Why?!
Because there's nothing other than this in my house!
What? What?!
I know! I know!
What?! What?!
I know!
Try harder!
Farther away!
What is it? I don't know what it is!
It's nothing.
I don't know what it is!
I don't know what it is! Is it right?
It's right!
Do you know that kanji?
I know it!
You know it, right?
You can only see it with your eyes.
I know it!
It's really nothing.
It's not salty.
It's moving.
I really don't know!
I don't know!
What is it?
I don't know!
Say it!
I won it!
Thank you very much for watching and please don't forget to like and subscribe!
Oh my gosh!
Thank you!
It's all connected!
That's great!
Team IHIDA!
You failed to clear the challenge!
Come here!
Was it good?
It was delicious!
I'm sorry!
What was this part called "suji"?
Was it "shinyo"?
It's difficult!
It's connected!
That "kokunyakunya" part...
It's difficult!
Team IHIDA won the second round!
Let's move on to the third round!
Meow!
I'm hungry!
Meow!
Meow! Meow!
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!
What's wrong, meow?
I'm hungry and I can't move.
Poor thing, meow! I'll go get you something, meow!
Hey!
Hey, you two! Don't come near my cute abisha!
Shoo, shoo, shoo! Get out of here!
You two, go inside!
Meow, meow! Meow, meow! Go inside!
I'm hungry and I can't walk anymore, meow!
Let's play in the park! Let's play in the park!
Ah! The cat is dead!
Chinten! Chinten!
He's alive! Help me!
Okay! Let's carry him!
One, two...
Wait!
Waste! Waste!
He's lighter than I thought!
Are you taking it off?!
No! Put another one on!
This time it's fine! But let's check it out!
It's fine!
Alright! Let's carry it!
One, two...
Waste! Waste! Waste!
No! It's the other way around!
One, two...
Waste! Waste! Waste!
No! It's that way!
One, two...
Waste! Waste! Waste!
One, two...
Waste! Waste! Waste!
No! It's that way!
I'm going to have to pay for it today!
Sheesh!
She's such a troublemaker!
Hey! Iida-san?!
It's me, but...
Open up!
Iida-san, you in there?!
Open up!
Iida-san!
Iida-san?!
Are you buying a cat?!
Be quiet!
Iida-san!
In this apartment, neither dogs nor cats nor penguins are allowed in!
You know that, don't you?!
Hey! Open up!
I won't!
Hey! Iida-san! Open up!
Hey!
Open up!
I can't help it. If it's like this...
Huh? Koya-san, what's wrong?
Who did you give it to?
It doesn't matter! You gave it to me yourself, but it's gone now!
I'm sorry!
- Iida-san! - Yes?
- You have a lot of rent, and you even have a cat! What's going on?!
I'm sorry! Um... I'll pay the rent!
Of course!
So, please, as a cat...
No!
Please!
No!
Please!
No!
- Please! - Please!
Please!
- Please! - Please!
Thank you for coming by today!
Well, it's alright, come back again tomorrow!
Please!
Wait, please don't!
Stop, please!
Please!
Koya-san!
Are you okay? What's wrong?
Trouble! Trouble!
What?
Trouble!
What? Trouble?!
What is this?
What is it?
It's like...
Huh? Mirror ball?
Huh?
What is this?
I don't know if it's cool or not!
It might be cool, but...
Really?
Trouble?
Excuse me, who are you?
John...
Trouble...
Trouble!
My throat...
My teeth hurt so much!
The third round is "One letter is art"!
Team up and make amazing letters!
The third round is "One letter art"!
Team up and make letters that are harder to read!
The winner is Nacchi!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Team Iida, what letters will you make for us?
Ready, set, go!
I can't say it!
No, Miki-chan is...
Everyone in front of the TV, please guess what letters we are making.
It worked! It worked! It worked!
A little more. A little more.
It's working! It's working!
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Where are you going?
This way.
You should have gone first.
This way.
No, no.
No?
Miki-chan, you should go first.
Like this?
Like this.
Maybe you should put your head on this leg.
No, no.
Bend your leg. Bend your leg.
But it's sticking out.
No, you should put your head on it.
It's sticking out?
A little more.
Put your head in front of it.
I think you should put your feet in front of it.
Put your head in front of it.
Use your hands.
Wait a minute. Don't move for now.
15 seconds left!
I'm looking forward to it!
What will it be?
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
Zero!
Time's up!
What letters did you write?
Daughter!
What is that round thing?
Shoes!
Shoes?
Wow!
That's amazing!
I was wondering if either team would choose their daughter.
But I didn't think you could do it with this number of people.
I tried it!
Wow!
I challenged myself!
You're a woman!
I challenged myself!
I see!
I look like a woman!
You do!
I'm glad you gave it to me!
Team Ina, thank you very much!
Thank you!
Next up is Team Yaguchi!
Can Team Yaguchi make letters bigger than their daughter?
Ready...
Start!
Like this?
Wait!
Your teeth!
Sideways!
It's better sideways!
Sideways?
So you can't tell the color of the
Right!
It's too small!
It's too high!
A little lower!
A little higher!
Okay!
It's okay!
Wait!
It's going to come off!
It's okay!
It's going to come off!
It's okay!
Nine seconds!
Three...
Seven seconds!
Six!
Five seconds!
One!
Time's up!
That's it for today!
Please try it out!
Looks like you're having fun!
Let's have you show us the characters you made!
One, two...
"HARAMONI"!
It even has a circle on it!
Why is it so small?
Look at this!
It's like a "haramoni".
It's the same size as the circle!
That's amazing!
Look at Mako! Her body is so flexible!
What are you doing with Mako?
She's crying!
That's amazing!
Mako, you're going to the audience like that?
That's amazing!
And with that...
The third round...
has been decided!
Both teams were really good, and I was moved.
The winning team for the third round is...
"IIDA" team!
Good job!
"YAGUCHI" team was good, too.
But I was moved by how you made the kanji...
"musume" in one word.
And so, the winner of this "haramoni" contest is...
"YAGUCHI" team with 2 to 1!
The winning team will receive a reward!
But before that, let's have a word of advice from our team!
While Hime was on her sneak trip, she decided to look for a jar of laughter.
So, starting this week, she'll be researching past masterpieces.
"Findings"!
Oh, no! I dropped my contact lens!
Can you help me look for it?
Help me!
Cutie! Cutie! Cutie! Cutie!
My contact lens!
"Utauwanchan"!
Yes, yes, yes!
Good job!
Yes, yes, yes!
Good job!
I'm getting it from here!
That's all.
This is not written in the script at all!
It's not written!
It's not written, but it's funny!
Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!
"Sexy Fireworks"!
"Kiss"!
"Burm"!
"Drool"!
I don't know if I'm gonna drool or not...
"Mori"! "Mori"! "Mori"! "Mori"! "Mori"!
Are you okay?
"As for one day"!
Ready, go!
"As for one day"!
How do you do "one plus one" again?
Isn't it "five"?
You guys are so silly!
"As for one day"!
The three of you are doing this!
I hate it!
You're doing this!
I hate it!
It's my first time doing this!
It's my first!
It's different from yours!
It's funny!
It was funny!
It's funny!
It's amazing!
Especially the mushrooms!
They're all over the mushrooms!
It's nice! I laughed!
There's a lot of them!
We all laughed when we saw all of them!
That's right!
But it was funny!
Right?
It's amazing!
It's funny!
There's a lot of things that use the body or face!
There's a lot of things that use movement!
There's a lot of things that use momentum!
Like "turn, turn, turn"!
"Bonk, kyuk, bonk"!
That's good!
Well, based on this...
Let's see if it will be helpful in the future!
Let's do it!
I see!
So, Yossi and Baribbe's works!
The maniac impersonation series!
"Charging your mobile phone"!
Well, shall we charge it?
It's good! It's charging!
It's good!
Did you find it helpful?
Next time, Hime will go on a star trek and come back from a trip,
so please refer to what we did today and send us some interesting stories!
We're waiting for you!
Bye-bye!
It's already June, but...
Speaking of June...
Not "Ah, ah!"
Speaking of June, I'm sure you'll have a lot of things going on,
but for me, well, you know...
I'm sure I'll have a lot of things going on, but...
No, no, no, I'm really looking forward to it.
It's around this time of the year, but I'll do my best!
My name is Ayako Nakazawa, and I'm a caster!
Thank you for having me!
Recently, I've been addicted to frozen yogurt!
I'm also a caster, Nasami Kon!
This is the person who knows a lot about Carburetor!
Hello! I'm Megumi Murata, and I'm a commentator!
Thank you for having me!
I'm really excited about today!
What do you think it is? Look at this!
Melon Memorial Day memo!
I'd like to do a close-up of these passionate people!
Everyone, please look forward to it!
Thank you!
Where are you flying this week, Kamei-san?!
Oh, I'm sorry!
No, no, no!
Yes!
I ended up making my nails pink!
That's me!
I'm the reporter, Eltobis Kyomei!
Yay!
Yes! Right now, I'm 30 meters away from you!
I'm in a city office!
Today...
30 meters?!
I'd like to approach...
One of you!
Oh, is it over?
Yes!
Well then, let's move on to the first news!
Yes! Here we go!
Melon Memorial Day, the 12th single "Namida no Taiyo" will be released on Wednesday!
Yay!
Do you have any information about Melon Memorial Day?
Yes! Do you know what number it is?
It's -45, right?
How tall is Yaguchi-san?
Close!
The number of UV rays?
Isn't it strong?
It's close!
This is bad!
It's all black!
What is this?
This is the number of letters in "Tears of the Sun"
It's 145 letters!
Please take a look at this!
These are all of the lyrics, but...
It's this compact!
Is this all of the chorus?
That's right!
So...
When I sing, it's mostly full chorus!
That's good!
It's good!
Next!
Next is Melon Memorial Day!
That's right!
Yes!
Exciting!
For the first time!
A photo book with four people for Melon Memorial Day!
"Sun" and "Fruit" will be released!
Yes!
Applause!
Yes!
Murata-san's right side is a little funny.
Is that true?
Can you turn it to the side?
This white background?
Yes!
Murata-san...
You've never seen Murata-san's back, right?
Of course!
Are you okay?
I went to pick it up...
And then...
Everyone took it off...
Now, please take it!
It's like...
It's strange...
What's going on?
Saito-san is flying around a lot!
That's right!
Is it okay? An interesting photo book...
It's good! It's interesting!
It's an interesting cover!
Yes!
It has an impact!
Yes, it has an impact!
Now, then...
I'd like to start the broadcast, but...
Kamei-san!
Yes! I'm Elizabeth Kamei at the scene!
Yes!
Today's news is about a live DVD containing a tour of the Sakura and Otome groups.
I'd like to hear about it, so I asked Takahashi, Ai-san and Ishikawa Rika-san to come!
Nice to meet you!
Can I introduce myself?
Go ahead!
Happy!
I'm Janishka!
It's been a while!
It's been... it's been a while!
It's been a while!
This segment has become new again!
Let's do Harapporo News again someday!
Huh?
Where did you go?
Me?
Go ahead and introduce yourself!
Ai-chan!
Oh, it's been a while!
That's right!
Thank you!
That's right! That's why you know...
You have seniors!
That's right! Seniors!
Didn't you do a live performance separately?
Huh?
Didn't you do a live performance separately?
Yes, we did!
Can you tell us about that?
Yes!
It was a pretty danceable live performance.
And the stage was a little jungle-like.
But I think it turned out to be a little cool.
Yes, it's spreading.
Yes, it's cool!
Then, my favorite cherry blossoms!
Yes!
My favorite cherry blossoms!
It's a little jungle-like.
The set is also jungle-like.
The costume is also a little kimono-like.
"I'm here" or "I'm here"
It's an intense song, but you danced in a kimono- like costume.
And I, Kamei...
Yes!
I always do this segment.
Yes!
Ishikawa-san and Takahashi-san...
Yes!
I want you to give me a present.
Did you do it?
I did it every day.
I was surprised.
Did you do it already?
Ishikawa-san and I...
You don't have anything, do you?
I want a pink Meisai jersey.
No!
I don't want it!
It's the same size!
It's the same size, so I don't want it.
I want it! Give it to me!
No!
Give it to me!
The rehearsal will start soon.
I'll show you, so buy it yourself!
You're rude!
Buy it for me!
I can't help it.
Then I'll ask Takahashi-san.
That...
Takahashi-san always wears it.
That...
Unnecessary long earrings.
Unnecessary?
No! That's important!
It's unnecessary!
Then I want it!
That, Ai-chan.
What?
The cute one.
Then I'll buy it next time!
What?
I'll buy it next time!
Thank you!
Cute!
That's all for Kamei!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Oh my!
What do you think, Kondo-san, Kamei-san?
As a reporter and senpai...
That's right, you can't just ask for things.
Do you have any information?
Well...
"Otome-gumi", "Sakura-gumi", "Sorezore", "Saitama", "No-o-mia", "Sonic City", "Kouen-no- moyo"
It was on this DVD...
What is it?
It's this number, again.
What is it?
It's the year I quit "Morning Musubi".
This is a bit of a guess, but...
The answer is this!
Yes!
Um...
"No-o-mia", "Sonic City" has 27 different kinds of bentos!
At "No-o-mia", "Sonic City" you can enjoy all 27 kinds of bentos, including "Makunouchi", "Youshoku", "Shouka- do", and more!
That's right!
Is it a must?
Yes!
Are you sure there are 27 kinds of bentos every day?
Yes!
Not just once a day?
No doubt!
That's how people are!
Even you, Murata-san, don't know how people are!
You know, I've been getting closer and closer to "Poop King" instead of "Commentator" recently...
Don't you think so?
It's not "HaruPro"'s information, is it?
Yes!
Well, it's up to you to decide!
Yes!
Well, see you next week!
Look forward to it!
This has been "HaruPro"!
Bye-bye!
May 29th, Nakano Sun Plaza.
The first day of the performance of "Morning Musume."'s theme song "Help! Wake up! Earth Over There!"
At the venue, Ms. Oikeiru and the Minister of Environment were also there.
It's not "over there, earth" but "over there, venue"
I was able to enjoy it at the venue.
I can't forget the sense of tension.
I'm so happy.
The performance period is until June 13th.
Everyone, let's learn about environmental issues while having fun!
Also!
"Morning Musume."'s theme song "Help! Wake up! Earth Over There!"
As a symbol of this, Ishikawa and Michishige teamed up.
CMC!
Ebamori!
I love you!
At the cultural festival, there are a lot of fun projects such as exhibition corners, meeting corners, and dining corners!
Everyone watching!
Come and play at the cultural festival!
Team Iida will definitely not resist with one-time tactics!
Look at this!
Look!
She said "look at this"!
It's so cute!
Look!
Yes!
So, this was the first Harajuku One-Letter Championship!
Look! Look!
What? What?
I ate it all!
What?
I ate it all!
What?
I ate it all!
Wow!
Here is a present from the program!
A digital camera, Camadia X350, which allows you to take high-quality photos with 3.2 megapixels from Olympus,
and a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music video software from the Japanese Record Association,
you can apply for up to this number!