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Please do your best! Morning Nosume Imitation Battle!
Over the past few episodes, hot battles have taken place in the Gachinko Imitation Battle!
Various new characters have been born and broken in this battle!
How many times do I have to tell you?!
Liya! Liya!
Yay!
Liya!
What kind of new characters will be born this time?
"Mono Mane Battle" is now open!
How are you spending your Sunday afternoon?
If you change channels today, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!
"Harmony Kouhaku Mono Mane Battle" 2000 yen!
Today is "Mono Mane Special" after a long time!
We've done various "mono manes" in the past, but of course, today is a new one!
That's right!
By the way, Fujimoto, Tanaka, Kamei and Michishige are trying "mono manes" for the first time, right?
Yes!
How is it?
Is it perfect?
It's not perfect!
Perfect...
Perfect?
It's perfect!
Then it's perfect!
But you know, last time...
With this, a new side of us came out and said, "This is how you do interesting things," right?
That's why we're all discovering new characters!
That's why we might be able to discover new characters again!
This time, it's a "mono manes" battle between "harmony kouhaku" and "harmony kouhaku"!
From anime characters to comedy dramas, from "fate" to "kishidan" and "tatabi booba",
five girls will show off their "mono manes" in a row!
To be honest, some of them are subtle,
but you can't deny that!
Until the end, the channel will stay as it is!
This time, we have a very special guest as a judge!
It's this person! Please come in!
What am I doing?
You always start from here, don't you?
As a judge, how do you feel?
I'm usually the judge, so I'd like you to enjoy today!
Thank you for having me!
I'm looking forward to it!
Let's start with the first round!
The top batters are Tanaka and Ugawa!
They will compete in an impersonation of Harukoru!
The red team's top batter is Tanaka Reina!
She will impersonate Aya Matsuura!
Let's go!
Nice!
You can do it!
I'm glad!
Cute!
You can do it!
Really?
You can do it!
Next up is Ogawa Makoto from Shirogumi Top Butter!
Ogawa Makoto impersonating Aya Matsuura!
Let's go!
Even if you sleep, even if you sleep, it's not enough, it's not enough.
Even if you play, even if you play, it's not enough, it's not enough.
As long as you're fine.
Even if you play, even if you play, it's not enough, it's not enough.
Let's go all out, let's go all out.
If we get up early,
it's life,
so let's write down the rhythm.
It's not too late, yeah yeah yeah.
Wow wow wow, yeah yeah yeah.
Let's go all out.
Put on some wabi-sabi.
Take a shower.
Wow wow wow, yeah yeah yeah.
Because it's life,
let's go with the rhythm.
Let's go all out.
Yeah yeah yeah, wow wow wow, yeah yeah yeah.
Let's go all out.
Yeah yeah yeah, wow wow wow, yeah yeah yeah.
Let's go all out.
I'm Ogawa Makoto, and this is my impersonation of "Takara" match.
Wait a minute! I told you to wait!
Thank you!
Takara!
Your appearance is too similar!
What kind of hairstyle is that?
When you were behind me, I really didn't know what to do.
Were you nervous?
No, I'm glad.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
With that said, both of you appeared in the first round.
Both of you were wonderful.
I'd like to ask the judges.
Who was it?
How was it for you, Tokio and Jyoshima?
Both of you were doing your best.
We have to have you judge in the first round.
It looks like it's going to be difficult, but will Tanaka or Ogawa win?
Please raise your fate card!
I did it!
You did it!
You know, I think a top batter gets nervous.
And you did it for the first time, right?
You did it proudly, and that's good.
That's the last one.
But you know what?
It was good for you, too.
I'm a little embarrassed now.
You were a little embarrassed after it was over, weren't you?
I was really embarrassed!
Are you stressed at all now?
You're cute!
What did you say?
Thank you very much!
Great!
In the second round, these two will challenge completely different characters!
In the second round, the red team will do an impression of Sakana-kun with Rika Ishikawa!
Here you go!
Sakana-kun!
I'm scared!
Sakana-kun!
I'm going to tell you some information you don't know about me!
This is a tuna, but it's called "tuna" because it's black!
Great!
That was funny, Ishikawa!
So, Shiragumi and Fujimoto will impersonate Setsuko of "Hotaru no Haka" with Fujimoto mickey.
Have you run out of rope already?
Big brother, Setsuko's stomach is full, isn't it?
Hey, big brother, where's mommy?
Hey, where's mommy?
So cute!
Well, Ishikawa, you come here, too.
You're cute enough, too!
I've been practicing this for a long time, and it flew away.
Did it fly away?
You don't have to say such a secret!
Well, I'd like to ask the judges right away.
Yusuke and Maria, what do you think?
You two are awesome!
It was really good!
I can't get enough of Tsuyoshi!
It was good!
It was really good, wasn't it?
Really?
It was really good!
It's hard to put on a coat like this!
It's different, isn't it?
It's fun and kind of like...
It's kind of like showing off, isn't it?
Well, let's have Hori-san judge right away!
Go ahead!
This one!
It was just good!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was!
W-well, but...
Eh? Ishika-san?
It was good!
It's hard to put on a coat like this!
It was good, it was good, but...
Your face...
Um, make sure you match your costumes, too!
With the water bottle and the water bottle, right?
Yes!
Um...
I wanted to watch it more!
Let's do some more research!
Yes, I wanted to watch it for about two hours!
Next week!
We'll pay attention to Kondo and Kamii's subtle anime characters!
Next up, the third round!
The red team will do an impersonation of Kumanopuu-san for "Konna Asami"!
I want to eat honey!
Tinglet!
I've never heard of it before!
I don't have any repertoire for impersonations.
It's my first time doing it.
Wow!
What is this?!
This is impossible!
Next up is the impersonation of Kurosuke of "Kamenei Erijei Kiteretsu Daihyakka".
I'm Kurosuke!
Kiteretsu...
Don't you have any new inventions?
My first kiss!
A kiss with you!
How do you feel?
My stomach hurts!
This is embarrassing!
It's your first time doing an impersonation, right?
That's right!
I had a lot of confidence in this impersonation.
I don't have any other impersonations, but I had confidence in this one.
You did an impersonation of a song in the middle of it, didn't you?
You didn't sing "Kurosuke", did you?
But I did impersonate "Kurosuke"!
"Kurosuke"!
I thought you sounded more like a song singer.
Thank you!
Will they win this time or not?!
I know this is difficult, but please give us your feedback!
Similar door is this one, but it's this door, but you know, it was funny.
I think impersonation is probably self- satisfaction.
I was doing it with a lot of fun.
Because I wasn't embarrassed at all, I think it was good that I was doing it proudly.
Yes, thank you.
The fourth round is a simultaneous confrontation between Takahashi and Niigaki.
The fourth round is white group impersonation of Takahashi Ai and Mikawa Kenichi.
Please.
Cute!
Wait a minute!
Takahashi, wait here.
Wait here.
Next up is red group impersonation of Niigaki Risa, a harmony performer, and a morning greeting medley.
Please.
Good morning!
Yasuda-san, good morning!
Good morning!
Ai-chan, good morning!
Good morning!
Mako-chan, good morning!
Gakison! Gakison, good morning! How are you?
Iida-san, good morning!
What do you think of the song?
The voice is amazing!
Let's ask the judges.
How was it, Mr. Teruma and Mr. Tachiro?
I don't know what you're talking about!
I'm glad you like it!
I'm really glad you like it!
How about you, Mr. Uda of the committee?
Well...
This is difficult!
This is difficult, isn't it?
"Mameno" is a song that you can only know in person.
It's a sad song for us.
It was like "Morning Musume".
Was it like "Morning Musume"?
I'm glad you like it!
Let's see who will win!
"Mameno" wins!
Thank you!
For example, Mr. Degawa sang "Yes, yes, that's right!" alone.
This is a very high level!
Can you show us your new impersonation?
I can do it!
Thank you!
I was thinking of doing business with you two for a moment.
By all means!
It was wonderful!
Thank you!
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
When you came out, you had a cute face!
You all did a good job!
It was wonderful!
Next is a team battle!
Yaguchi and Mitsuki will challenge "W".
The fifth round is a team battle!
The white team is "Tsujinozomi" and "Kagoai" in the "ghibli" series!
Please!
(laughs)
Father!
(laughs)
I'm in love with you!
(laughs)
(applause)
(laughs)
As expected, if it's a couple, the two of you will have a different look, right?
Then wait here, okay?
Yes, yes.
Now, the next red team is...
Yaguchi Mari and Mitsushige Sayumi...
Wow!
...with the drama "Button and Rose"!
Please!
(laughs)
Wow!
(laughs)
It seems that there were two sparrows in the park.
Chu-chu! Chu-chu!
Chu-chu!
Gunshot!
(laughs)
I'm scared! I'm scared!
He's running away!
Chu-chu!
Chu-chu! Chu-chu!
Yaguchi-san...
That was a gunshot, wasn't it?
I think so, but...
You got shot.
I'm fine!
Please worry about me a little more!
Are you okay?
Yes! I'm totally fine!
Right?
Yes!
I wonder who shot you...
(gunshot)
You got shot.
I'm fine!
Right?
Please worry about me a little more!
You got shot?
I'm fine!
Right?
Yes!
Okay?
Yes!
I think it's over there!
No, I think it's over there!
Oh, really?
Let's split up and look for it!
Yes!
Let's go!
Senpai! Don't you worry about me!
Itai-chan... Itai-chan...
Mama-chan... Where are you?
Mama-chan... Mama...
Mama-chan...
Mosura is dead!
It's not Mosura!
The sparrow is dead!
Irisel! Help me!
Ouch!
I can't see his face!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Okay!
100!
One, two...
I don't like it! I'm against it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Don't step on me! You're hurting me!
Over there!
One, two...
Over there! Over there! Over there!
Why?
Why did you shoot me?
Why?
Who shot me?
Ouch!
I have a gun! Wait!
I'll call you!
There's no one here!
It's you!
Why? Is that so?
Why?
I have a gun!
Why?
You're the one who shot me!
Take it!
Wait!
I'm calling you!
You're the one who shot me!
Why?
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
Senpai!
What? What?
There's someone over there with a gun!
Hey! There's someone over here with a gun!
There's someone over there with a gun!
I'm lying!
Wait!
There's someone over there with a gun!
I can't believe it!
Senpai!
I can't believe it!
Wait!
Senpai!
There's a woman there, too!
Yes, there is!
What?
I don't know if I should say it or not, but we're not foxes!
We're not foxes!
We're not raccoons!
What are you?!
We are...
...raccoons!
What's that?!
We're not raccoons!
That's outdated!
What are you doing?!
Why are you laughing?!
I'll amend the penalty law and prosecute you!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, you two.
No, but...
Come on, you can't leave it like that, can you?
Don't touch my face like that.
It'll dry up my teeth.
Ai, Ai...
Where are you, Ai, Ai...
Ai!
Oh, no!
Oh, I was so worried!
Those girls saved me!
Thank you, chu!
I'm glad you met your mother!
Children are mothers!
Let's go to Haramori Park!
Chu chu!
Good, good, good!
As an apology...
I'll give you this envelope, chu!
Is there a treasure inside?!
It's inside, chu!
Hooray!
Let's go!
Ouch!
Water is the treasure of sparrows, chu!
What a waste, chu!
I'll eat you, chu!
Chu chu!
Chu!
Chu chu!
The next group is...
Yaguchi Mari and Michishige Sayumi...
...the drama "Button and Rose".
Let's watch!
Listen carefully!
You're not a button...
...you're a piglet!
What?!
I'm a button!
I'm not a piglet!
Shut up, you bastard!
Get out of here!
What are you saying?!
You're not the one who called me out!
Shut up!
For someone like you...
...this spray will tear your clothes apart!
Stop it!
My mask will be torn apart!
Someone give me back my mask!
You should be crying!
Someone give me back my mask!
Cry!
Cry! Cry! Cry!
Well, I'd like to ask the judges now.
Yes.
Who do you think?
Mr. Terry Ito, what do you think?
Well...
Both of you were great!
Cry! Cry!
You were great!
Cry! Cry!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
If I could continue doing this, I would be here!
Cry! Cry!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Cry! Cry!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
Cry! Cry!
I'm glad!
Cry! Cry!
It was quite a long play, but...
It was!
How about you, Kotaro?
Well, it's detailed, isn't it?
The acting and writing and such...
There were a lot of such details.
I had a sense of that, but...
Well...
I thought it was going to be good.
What about you, Botan and Bara?
Well...
It made me feel like I was watching "Hirudora" normally.
That's true.
I felt like I was watching it for real, but...
But, you know, Mitsushige is usually really laid- back, so...
At first glance, it seems like it's the opposite, but...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, you know...
Did you just say "female pig" or something?
Or "cry"!
That surprised me!
I said "cry"!
"Cry"?
I didn't think you'd say something like that.
I was surprised by this line.
It's hard to say.
I know it's hard, but...
It's hard, isn't it?
Will you win the Tsujikago duo, or will you win the new duo, Yaguchi-Mitsushige duo?
Please give us your verdict!
Kaio, it's all thanks to you!
This is really difficult!
This judging is difficult!
Kaio! Kaio!
Not yet!
This is wonderful!
Kaio! Kaio!
Protect your character! Protect your character!
Kaio! Kaio!
Protect me!
I won't do it anymore!
Protect me!
This is...
Even if it's over, you're still continuing, right?
Yes!
This...
This weird tenacity is amazing!
Wonderful!
Really, these two pairs were interesting!
This is difficult!
Suzy and Kaio were good too!
It was pretty realistic, right?
It was realistic, right?
It was really funny!
However, since you said lines you couldn't say,
I felt like it was a little good!
I felt like you didn't have much to say!
In the 6th round, both S's will challenge impersonating Taraban!
Now, it's finally the final round!
The 6th round!
The white team will impersonate Kaori Iida...
Kaori Iida...
And impersonate Nomo Kishidan!
That's right!
That's amazing, Nomo!
It's so cool!
It looks like a real one!
It's so cool!
It looks like a real one!
It's so cool!
Excuse me!
Could you wait here for a moment?
It's so cool, isn't it?
It's so cool!
It looks like a real one!
I was surprised when it came!
I fell in love with it!
It's so cool!
Let's continue!
The next song is...
"Tekagibai-san no Monomane" by Yoshida Hitomi-san!
Let's go!
This year, "Morning Musume." support musical will start soon!
Therefore, in the second half of the musical, the stage practice has almost stuck to their backs.
This is the title of the musical this time.
I asked Mr. Tsuji to write it for me and he wrote it for me.
Really?
I asked him a lot and he wrote it for me.
It can't be helped.
I asked him, "Mr. Tsuji, please write it for me," and he wrote it for me.
But he said, "Write something that can be seen on TV."
I hope you like it.
These are two Sukiyaki dancers who are having fun.
That's right. Sukiyaki dancers usually say things they don't usually say.
And, and...
In "Haromoe," they do things like "king and queen" in a game.
They do things like that.
One, two...
They do things like that.
Kaoru and Yossi move their bodies even during breaks.
Can you do it?
No, I can't.
You remember it pretty well.
This time, I'm a member of Hot Saru and I'm not good at dancing.
But I'm thinking about dancing from now on.
I'm going to do it little by little in my mind.
This time, Ai-chan is talking properly.
That's right.
But you're not talking, are you?
No, I'm not.
But this time, your intonation is...
It was my first time last year, so I didn't know what to do.
But this year, I'm going to move and think about how to say my lines.
I hope I can do it.
And this person seems to have complaints about the impersonation that aired today.
I'm sure it's really similar.
This time, I'm going to say my lines from "iPhone".
You can't be nervous.
I'm sure there's something you can do because it's Morning Musume.'s music.
I don't have any consciousness in the end.
But I want to cherish and work hard every day.
So I want you to think of me as a little child.
I hope you understand that you can save the world from really simple things.
That's what I think.
I'm nervous.
Huh?
But you didn't say it.
What?
You didn't say it, but you have to practice where you are.
That's right.
You're not perfect where you are, but you want to remember it in an instant.
Their musical will start on May 29th.
I'm Hitomi Yoshida and I'll be impersonating Takagi Boo.
(laughs)
(bell rings)
Oh my gosh, my stomach hurts.
Please move to the center stage.
My throat hurts.
(laughs)
This is difficult.
This is really difficult.
I'd like to ask the judges.
Yes.
Mr. Otake of the Summers, what do you think?
Um...
Oh, you two are funny, too.
(laughs)
You're awesome.
Um...
Mr. Yoshida, you're wearing a wig backwards on the back.
(laughs)
Oh, this is good.
Oh, I'm glad.
It's all a lie.
(laughs)
(bell rings)
You did a good job.
Thank you.
Oh, this is difficult.
It's amazing that there's only the final round.
Um...
But there's one thing I noticed.
Um...
Kaori said "gwaah" in front of the camera like this.
Um...
I think it's the first time since this harmony started.
The performance is amazing.
Um...
I feel like I'm a yankee.
(laughs)
Wow.
Oh, this is difficult.
This is difficult.
Will Kaori or Yoshi win?
Please raise your fate card.
Now!
Um...
(bell rings)
(cheers and applause)
What was the cause of it?
There was a momentum.
A momentum.
She always thinks she's a lady's.
She always wants to be a bad girl.
Boo-san, you missed it.
(laughs)
Boo-san, you missed it.
Are you sleepy? Do you want to go home?
(laughs)
It's difficult.
It's a quiet impersonation and a frown impersonation.
That's it. All matches are over.
In total, it's three to three.
Is that so?
That's it. Let's have the judge, Hori-san, judge it.
This is difficult.
All right.
Please give us your judgment.
(cheers and applause)
I'm so happy!
What's the reason?
I've never seen a lot of impersonations of the red team,
so I think I felt a little fresh.
I feel like I had this momentum.
This product will be sent to the winning red team!
(cheers and applause)
What do you think of the winning team?
I'm nervous!
Everyone, talk to yourself!
Let's go home and do our best!
(laughs)
It was in there normally!
Did you think so?
I'll eat it!
(laughs)
When you eat it, please eat it with your impersonation!
Really?
Itadakimasu!
(laughs)
It's delicious!
Bun-chan, are you eating it?
Bun-chan, who is this person?
(laughs)
We lost, but I think we had a lot of interesting impersonations.
It's been a while since we played like this.
You want to eat it, don't you?
(laughs)
It's a little cold.
And!
Yes, yes!
This is the announcement of the best contestant award given to the best impersonator!
Yes!
Tori-san, please!
Everyone is eating it, but...
The best contestant award goes to...
It's time for "haru pro hour" where we tell you about haru pro information that has evolved day by day since last week.
Last week we were doing it while checking things out, but...
Now, I'd like to cheer you up again this week. The caster is Yuko Nakazawa.
And...
Yes!
The caster is Asami Konno.
Do you have anything you're interested in about haru pro recently?
I was working with melon anniversaries the other day...
Everyone was completely black when I noticed it.
Shibata was pretty white and famous...
Oh, he was famous?
Everyone was completely black, right?
Oh, you're right.
Melon anniversaries, you seem to be working a lot outside recently.
I'm sorry for being late.
Can I say my name now?
Yes.
I'm haru pro commentator, Murata. Nice to meet you.
Last week, I couldn't speak like a cat that I rented, so...
I'd like to show myself more this week.
More and more?
Is that okay?
More and more?
Is that so? That's good.
By the way, why do you work outside a lot?
Well, you know...
I've shown my skin and done a lot of things.
Well, baking isn't my job.
So, where is this week's assault reporter project going?
Let's call out the reporter, Kamei!
Yes! I'm the one and only, Elizabeth Kamei!
Today, I'd like to approach a member of Morning Musume.
Understood. Not yet, right?
She hasn't appeared yet.
Okay, I'll ask her later.
Please do.
Okay.
So, shall we begin?
Yes!
Let's go with the first news, please.
Yes!
The third single of the "weddies" album, "beauty and evil",
the third take will be released this Wednesday, the 26th!
The song "Single Queen" will also be released on June 9th!
What do you know about this song, Misako Miyomi- san?
Well...
I've never heard of it before.
Well...
The youngest member of Berryz Kobo, Soraya Misako- chan...
She's 21 years older than Nakazawa Kanta!
Oh my!
I'm surprised again.
I can't believe you're saying that.
Please continue!
If you're in this corner, you should say that.
Please say it whenever you like!
I don't know anymore.
So... is it over?
Oh, it's over.
Everything until now.
That's right, that's right.
Then, shall we move on to the next news?
Yes!
Maki Goto's leading role in the musical "Teunan's Love Song" will be on DVD...
and will be released this Wednesday, the 26th!
In addition to the musical scene...
Goto's appearance on stage is also recorded!
If you missed it, please take this opportunity!
Shall we move on to the news?
Yes!
Nakazawa Yuko's 10th single "Do My Best" will be released this Wednesday, the 26th!
That's all!
That's too fast!
It's over!
That was too fast!
You were wearing it with applause!
That's all for today...
What are you saying?
Don't you know about this information?
Umm...
Is this enough information for today?
We got some information.
No, it's enough for me.
Nakata Ayuko will release her 10th single.
Do you know about this song?
This song is the title song of a TV show.
"Do My Best"!
Go Green!
I was surprised.
Thank you.
I know some of you don't know about this.
It's a scene in a TV show.
Nakata Ayuko will release her 10th single.
Thank you for your support.
Let's have a break.
Tami-san.
She finally appeared.
She is Ai Takahashi.
Ai-chan!
This week's "Watane" will be released this Thursday.
How is it going?
I can't say that.
It's a secret.
Where did you shoot?
In the city.
Oh, in the city.
In the city and also in Okinawa.
Oh, in Okinawa.
The title of "Watane" is not "request", but "request" of the title, right?
That's right.
I'd like to ask you about it.
I've heard about it.
It's supposed to be "fluffy and sweet".
It's supposed to be "fluffy and sweet", right?
No, I've heard about it.
I'm just repeating it.
Today, I'd like you to tell me about a pose you took for your photo album.
Pose?!
Yes!
Wait a minute.
It's a sexy pose, isn't it?
Is there a sexy pose?
What else?
Is there a pose you'd like to recommend?
Cute.
Me?
You're cute.
Cute.
We told you before we went home!
Good luck!
Huh? Where...
Your face is cute. Take a picture of me!
What do you think? Well, whatever.
You're cute.
Huh?
You're cute from the side, too.
From the side...
You're still fine.
Don't say "still" or "fine"!
If you say that, I'll be hurt even more!
You bastard. Really.
Murase-chan!
Yes!
By the way, do you have any information about Takaya-san?
That's right. The title of the photo book is "watame", but I don't think you've noticed it yet,
but "watame" is actually "watagashi".
Wow!
Did you know?
Murata-san, you have a lot of information.
Because I'm Murata.
Oh, you have a lot of information, Murata-san.
That's right.
But you don't lie, do you?
No, I don't. Everything I say is true.
It's true, but it's vague.
Right?
Oh, that's fine. Are you okay?
No, not at all. That's all.
I'm not writing anything more than that.
That's too much.
I understand.
Well, this week is coming to an end.
That's right.
Let's cheer up and do our best again next week!
Yes!
So, this week was "Hello, Flower!"
Goodbye!
The Best Actor Award goes to...
Everyone's eating it, but...
The Best Actor Award goes to...
Iida-san!
Wow!
I did it!
Thank you!
Um...
Oh! Yasuda-san, good morning!
Good morning!
Oh! Ai-chan, good morning!
Good morning!
Mako-chan, good morning!
Good morning! Good morning! How are you?
Iida-san, good morning!
Good morning!
I didn't think an idol would do it, so I was a little shocked.
I think it's wonderful.
It's really wonderful.
I hope you become great impersonators.
You've changed since today.
How did you feel when you first saw Morning Musumen.'s impersonation?
That's where you're coming from.
How did you feel, Takuya Kimura?
To be honest, we were more of an open team today.
I think we were a little closed off.
I think I'm more of an open team today.
What did you think, Otake-san?
It was really good.
But it's kind of old-fashioned.
Is this real?
It's all a lie!
Everyone, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Thank you!
This has been Harmony Kouhaku Impersonation Battle 2004!
Each person will receive a gift card.
Applicants, please come this way!