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Hello, Morning! Yay!
This time, it's the annual Hello, Morning! trial!
Morning Girls are confessing their love for this year!
I can't believe you're doing this so seriously!
This time, it's Ariana Grande!
Finally!
In addition, we're revealing all of our new specials!
The last Hello, Morning! in 2003! Don't miss it!
From now on, the 2003 Hello, Morning! trial will begin!
I'm the judge, Natsumi Abe. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
And the broadcasters are these 14 Morning Girls! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
In addition, who will confess their sins and confess their sins again this year?
These are also 14 Morning Girls!
Are you ready?
No!
This is scary!
This year, six members have joined the group.
In addition, Morning Girls have done a power-up!
A concert tour, their first contemporary musical, "Edokko Chusingura",
and their Hawaii tour with 1,500 fans,
a festival tour, and a really successful year!
Looking back on that year of 2003,
which sins will the members confess this year?
I have a lot of heart-pounding confessions in my hands!
It's scary, isn't it?
Yes!
First of all, the first confession sentence.
Here we go!
If I were to say who you are...
Ms. Nozomi Tsuji!
Please take a seat.
This is scary! Where is it coming from?
Now, the confession sentence for Ms. Tsuji.
Here is the material.
Uncommon 16-year-old.
Ms. Tsuji's confession is about what happened in a dressing room in Edocco Central Village Park during this summer.
During the park period, dressing rooms are distributed among morning girls.
However, Ms. Tsuji's dressing room usage is remarkable.
She eats what she eats, takes off her clothes and takes them off.
And I finally saw it.
Ms. Tsuji was pulling out a desk and putting it in a trash can.
Desks in theaters are public objects that everyone cherishes.
Ms. Tsuji is charged with "uncommon 16-year-old."
Who wrote this?
Me!
Ms. Tsuji!
It's musical season right now.
I was next to you, Ms. Tsuji.
When we did our makeup together, you were always next to me.
When I realized it, you were putting trash in the drawer.
You were putting a lot of trash in it.
Yes.
But you said, "You can't put it in the drawer."
I said, "Can I? Can I?"
You said, "It's annoying to throw it in the trash can."
So you didn't stand in your seat and used the trash can instead of it.
It's a little more common "uncommon 16-year-old."
I put my makeup tools in the first drawer.
I put the second drawer in the trash can.
I put the third drawer in the snack drawer.
When you got the snacks...
You don't like eating snacks under the trash can, do you?
But I couldn't put the snacks in the second drawer.
So I put them in the third drawer, too.
It's separated from the trash.
Did you clean it up?
I wiped it off with a towel at the end of the day.
Ms. Tsuji!
Yes?
You won't lend it to me anymore!
If you're older than me, you can't copy me!
Okay!
You can't do it!
Okay!
I'm 16 years old!
I'm old enough to be able to speak Telugu!
This is... This is...
You can't do it, can you?
No!
So...
Ms. Tsuji!
Please say a word of apology in front of everyone here.
Well...
Yes?
I'll make a trash can that looks like a trash can.
That's what you want!
Am I wrong?
I can't say it out loud, can I?
Are you 16 years old with common sense?
Yes, I'm 16 years old with common sense!
Now, all 13 of you!
I'd like you to decide whether you're guilty or not.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Now...
Please press...
the switch!
Go ahead!
I'm scared!
It's in my eye!
Mr. Tsuji, please be careful not to commit more crimes in the future!
Yes!
Okay, please go back to your seat!
I'm scared!
I thought it was a cow!
Okay, here's the next notice.
Who is it?
Mr. Kagosu!
I knew it! I knew it!
Please go back to your seat.
This is the notice for Mr. Kagosu.
Here's the name of the article!
Hotel all-year-long in Hawaii
The notice for Mr. Kagosu was an unbelievable incident that happened at a hotel in Hawaii during a fan club tour.
The morning girl finished her day's schedule and was taking a break at the hotel.
There, Mr. Kagosu came into Ms. Y's room,
and even though she had no business with him, she kept talking to him.
In the end, she said, "Ms. Y, you're so dirty!" and threw up.
What a nuisance!
Mr. Kagosu, you're under house arrest!
House arrest...
This is...
This girl is amazing.
Before that, Ms. Y's room was next door.
In the morning...
Wait a minute!
Before that, let's hear what Ms. Y said.
I was about to take a bath...
I was all nude...
I stood in front of the washbasin and prepared a jump rinse.
Then, I heard a "gara gara" sound from over there, and I got a little scared.
Huh? Wait a minute, I'm naked, too. What should I do?
In the meantime, this girl appeared in the mirror.
And when she saw me all nude...
You're so dirty!
What are you doing?!
Go in there and see for yourself!
You're so dirty!
- How did you get in?! - I see!
She climbed up through the balcony and came in.
Gaki-chan, Asami-chan, Ai-chan and I were eating together.
And I thought I could break in next to her.
"Ah! Let's break in!" I thought.
And I thought it was Riko-chan's room.
And when I peeked in, Yo-chan was like this.
And I was like...
Yo-chan, you're dirty!
- She ran away! - That's terrible!
Terrible!
- She really broke in. - If it wasn't for her, it would've been a crime!
Can we arrest her?
And she went in there herself! She's not dirty!
- She's dirty! - But Ai-bon is amazing.
A while back, I went into the hotel room and said "Bye, good work."
And it was a little late to close the door.
And I was carrying my luggage and the moment I closed the door...
I heard a voice saying "Kaorin, Kaorin!"
And I looked and there was no one there.
And I was hiding in the shadows of the bed and Ai- bon came out!
And I was really surprised and asked "How did you get in?"
And she said "I got in as I pleased."
- There are times when it's dangerous. - That's what I thought!
I was so surprised! I was carrying my luggage and I thought...
Huh? What's going on in Abe-san's room?
I was so surprised!
- I was really... - Um...
- Are you having fun? - I'm not having fun!
- The one who was kidnapped is pretty surprised, right? - I was so surprised!
I was really surprised and asked "How did you get in?" and she said "I got in as I pleased."
- You're not having fun, right? - Yes, I'll stop now.
That's amazing! It's kind of mean of you to say it's dirty!
Okay, Kago-san!
In front of the viewers, please say a word of apology.
Yes! I won't die in a hotel!
What will this be like? Are you apologizing?
Okay, 13 viewers!
Please decide whether you're guilty or not guilty.
Please press the switch!
Oh no!
Yes!
I see. This is also a serious crime, but...
Kago-san, most of it is a crime.
Yucchan, it wasn't dirty.
What are you talking about?
Um...
Don't say "how was it?"
That's right.
How was it?
That's right.
Yes, I see. Kago-san, please be careful not to commit more crimes in the future.
Yes!
Yes, please go back to your seat!
Well then, here is the next statement.
If you are someone...
Takahashi Ai-san...
No way!
Please go back to your seat!
Well then, here is the statement for Takahashi Ai- san.
The name of the material is...
"I don't know why" mail.
The statement for Takahashi Ai-san is...
From one of the members who is troubled by the meaningless mail that is sent.
The mail that Takahashi-san sends is...
"I don't know why" mail.
I've sent it!
It's a wordless one.
I don't know how to respond to it.
While Emushige-san is happy to receive the mail...
She is in a lot of trouble.
Takahashi-san...
You...
Jealousy is like a sentence. Let's write a sentence about it.
That's what it says.
And so...
The person who wrote this...
Emushige-san.
It's a little hard to understand.
Who is it?
Emushige-san.
It was Emushige-san, wasn't it?
It was a little hard to understand, wasn't it?
Well then, please tell me about it.
Um...
Um, like this...
Looking at the reception mail...
Reception mail?
Reception mail, isn't it?
I want you to send me one!
Reception mail...
Looking at the reception mail...
It said "Takahashi Ai".
"Ah! It's from Takahashi-san!" I thought.
I'm nervous.
But...
I sent it and it only came with a text message.
But you know that it was sent late, right?
There's no content.
And yesterday...
There was only one emoji.
Eh, you're kidding!
There was only one emoji.
I like that!
Even if you like it, doesn't that mean you don't know why it was sent?
People often say that.
I don't know how to respond.
You don't know why you sent it, do you?
I don't know.
You don't know why you sent it, do you?
Then you don't remember who sent it, do you?
I don't remember.
Yes, I think this is a serious crime, Abe-san.
Are there any other strange e-mails from Takashi- san?
Oh, this is getting serious!
Well, sometimes I get e-mails from Ai-chan, but they're always chain e-mails.
Please send it to me!
The picture is really cute, but it's not like "Please send it to five people."
I don't think anyone would send it, so I don't care if it's Fujimoto-san!
No, no, no!
I think you should first send it to the members.
I've never received an ordinary e-mail.
No way!
I get e-mails from somewhere in the middle of the night.
Oh, you're right!
If you don't get it...
If you don't get it, do you hang it up and play with it?
I do!
You hang it up quite often, don't you?
You're laughing!
Can I say something?
What is it?
I really don't know about Abe-san's e-mails!
Um...
It's weird for us to send e-mails, but...
Anyway, if there's something interesting, we exchange it for a picture.
We say that, and it cheers me up!
And recently...
There's a sentence that says, "You put out a solo calendar, didn't you?"
I said, "Why?" and it made me angry.
And when I looked at the picture, it said, "Insect calendar!"
You! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
And when I looked at the picture of the demon, it said, "This place is really messed up, isn't it?"
It said, "You messed it up, didn't you?"
When I'm looking at e-mails by myself, I'm like...
I'm laughing by myself on my phone!
Yeah, that kind of interaction exists in "Morning Musume."
Okay! Then...
Takashi-san, in front of the viewers, please say something to reflect on yourself!
I want to remember who I sent it to...
And I want to send it in a sentence that people can understand.
That's right!
Okay! Then, all 13 of you who sent it in,
I'd like you to decide whether you're guilty or not.
Please press the switch!
Oh!
She's not guilty!
That's great!
So, Shige-san, did you press the switch?
No, I didn't.
What?!
Wait a minute!
You didn't press it? Did you forgive her?
Well...
When I heard that she was sending it to someone else...
I didn't think it was that bad of her to send it to me.
Oh, you're right!
Everyone was there!
Sports Festival Serious Injury Case
What is this?!
Kora and Ishikawa are furious in front of the audience.
What's the reason for that?
Earlier, when I left that stick and caught the flag, I was out.
Is it possible this time?
January 3rd is...
New Year's Special!
Let's Go! Story!
She's not here...
I wonder where she went...
Maybe I should go back and look for her...
What should I do?
Um, excuse me!
Oh!
Are you okay?!
Are you hurt?!
Um, excuse me!
What's wrong?!
Um...
What's wrong?!
Um...
My little sister is gone...
So I went looking for her with my sister...
But I couldn't find her...
Oh!
I remember your little sister...
She was chasing a guy who looked like a criminal, right?
Yes! That's right!
I wonder where she went...
Don't you have a cell phone?
What's a cell phone?
You don't know what a cell phone is?!
No...
A cell phone is...
It's this!
A cell phone is...
Huh?
Saigo-san?
What is this?!
Oh, uh... A cell phone! A cell phone is...
I don't know if it's on camera or not, but...
Ahhh!
That's right!
A big big big big manjuuu!
Oh, green onions!
Why do you even do such things?
You did it yourself!
Anyway, please help me find my little sister!
Oh, really? But you don't have a cell phone, do you?
Cell phone... Hello?
No, no, this is green onion.
It's green onion, so you can't use it.
Can't I use this?
No, you can't.
If you don't have it, you won't be able to contact me.
Oh, what should I do?
Is this style popular in Tokyo right now?
No, no, it's not like that. This person is a fortune teller, so she's wearing this style.
Are you a fortune teller?
Yes, yes, yes.
You just said you were a fortune teller.
That's boring!
Thank you.
No, I'm not praising you.
Excuse me, but can you tell me a fortune?
Sure. My Arabian fortune is very good.
Huh? Did you say flamenco was important?
It's not just one fortune. You can't do business with this.
Please, tell me a fortune.
Sure.
Oil! Cat oil!
It hurts! It hurts!
It's gold shoes!
Oh, is it bad?
No, it's not like that! I think this is how fortune tellers do it!
Are you okay?
I understand.
Oh, please! Where is my sister?
Um, are you okay?
Is it bad somewhere?
Are you okay?
One, two, three!
Slowly, slowly!
Are you okay?
Is this how fortune tellers do it?
I understand.
The king of Babylon, Babylon III, has Babylon under his nose.
What is that?
I don't like Babylon at all, but personally...
Anyway, help me find my sister.
I understand. Then what should we do?
Shall we go over there?
Yes!
Let's go! Let's go!
Kabunoko!
Hey!
You don't have to hide. I have business with you.
Tell me!
I like you!
Hey! Stop it!
Why are you following me?!
You did it!
I'm sorry.
You were so cool.
Oh, it's fine.
I'm used to it.
Don't worry about it.
Well, you're right.
I'm cool, aren't I?
No! No!
You're not cool!
Don't mess with me!
H-hey!
Marumaro! What's wrong?
There's a limit to my skills.
There were ten of them.
Are you okay?
You should see a doctor.
You're right.
Ishikawa-san! Ishikawa-sensei!
- Yes? - You're okay now, right?
Yes! Thanks to your encouragement, I have confidence in teaching students now!
I see! That's good!
But I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble and worrying you so much!
It's fine! If teachers and students don't help each other, we can't have a good school!
- That's right! - Yeah!
Even so, Nakazawa-sensei is strong, isn't he?
That's not true!
No, no! He's strong!
When I was a student, there were people who said he was pretty bad, but is that true?
Eh?! Who said that?!
No way! There's no way like that!
Come on, come on, come on!
That's right!
Well, well, rather than that,
we have to persuade a student named Konno-san and that boy to be serious!
Yes...
But can you do it for me?
It's fine, girl! Have confidence!
- Yes! - Right?!
- I'll do my best! - That's right! You'll do your best!
- I'll do my best! - Yes!
Oh my! Isn't it her?
Ah! That's right!
- Please go ahead, Sensei! - Why? Why? That's weird! That's weird, isn't it?!
- Right? Since you're a teacher! - Yes!
- Go ahead! Do your best! - I'll do my best!
- Do your best! - That's right!
- Konno-san! - Hm?
What do you mean "go ahead"? You're annoying as usual!
Konno-san! That's not how you say it!
You're annoying! Shut up!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! You, you, you!
What's with your attitude and the way you talk?!
What? Don't shout!
Ah! Ah?!
What did you say just now?
I said don't shout!
I just said that to the teacher!
Ah!
Nakazawa-sensei is...
You know, I've known you for a long time.
I know you well.
I know you well!
I know you very well!
Hey! Hey!
I'm scared!
Hey! Hey!
Don't be scared!
Hurry up and stop it!
Hey!
Teacher, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
From tomorrow on, I'll change my mind and be more serious.
Oh, really?
What?
Teacher, I'm so happy!
I feel like my body is getting warmer!
But you can't wear that kind of clothes or use dirty words like that again.
Yes, teacher.
Teacher like you will appear again.
Well, shall we go?
The weather is really scary!
It's a secret!
Kazunoko!
You're not here!
Where did you go?
Kazunoko!
Onee-chan!
Kazunoko!
Onee-chan!
Kazunoko!
That's great, Tarako!
Huh? Kazunoko!
What's wrong with Sujiko-neechan?
Isn't she with you, Tarako-neechan?
She's not with me!
Kazunoko isn't with you, either!
Onee-chan, where did you go?
I'm sorry!
Um...
If you don't mind, could you look for me together?
No! I have a lot of work to do!
I'm in trouble!
January 3rd is the New Year's special!
Watch it, everyone!
Okay, here's the announcement for Ishikawa-san.
- What is it? - Here's the next one.
Sports Festival Intersection Incident!
What is this?!
The announcement for Ishikawa-san is...
about the intersection incident that caused a stir at the autumn sports festival.
The pattern for that incident has arrived, so...
VTR!
Okay, let's watch the VTR!
The annual HELLO! PROJECT sports festival!
This time, it's a confrontation between blue HELLO! and orange PROJECT.
The one who caused a stir was Kiba-sen.
Both teams were fighting each other in serious mode from the beginning.
And Ishikawa, from blue HELLO! team, was the one who started the most intense battle.
He was caught by Yasuda and Mozen.
However, he lost his flag because of a mistake.
However, Ishikawa didn't notice that he lost his flag.
After that, he got Yasuda's flag.
- I had a stick in my hand, so I took only this flag. - I see.
- If I had a stick in my hand, I wouldn't have been able to win. - Ishikawa believes in his victory and fights fiercely.
But first of all, he should have lost his flag.
- If I hadn't lost my flag... - Kiba-sen is also a little confused.
- I hadn't lost my flag, so I judged that I won. - After all, the victory of the opposing team is important.
- Earlier, when I left my flag and was caught by Yasuda, I lost my flag. - Is it okay for me to lose my flag this time?
However, Ishikawa still can't accept it.
No matter what, he is too different from his usual character.
Who wrote this love letter?
Mari Yaguchi.
I was in the audience seat.
No matter how I look at it, he was the first one to take off his bandage.
And Ishikawa, who was arguing with all his might, was funny.
I didn't think he had to get so angry.
And, you know, the audience is watching.
A lot of people are watching.
And Ishikawa, who is a charming character, is angry with a scary face like that.
What do you think about it?
I'm scared of his usual character.
Ishikawa, what do you mean by this?
It says "mixed up", but he was serious about it.
He didn't even notice that his bandage was being taken off.
Later, when Yasuda said that he took Ishikawa's bandage first,
I realized that my bandage was being taken off.
I was angry with him at the time.
That can't be!
But when Kei-chan took off her bandage, I thought, "What are you doing?"
It's being taken off!
If only you had explained it first.
Now, Ishikawa, please say a word of apology in front of the audience.
Did I get too serious about it?
Rika-chan, you're so serious!
Even when I saw it myself, it was a little embarrassing.
Is it okay?
Now, 13 of you, please decide whether you're guilty or not.
Are you ready?
Please press the button!
13 of you, please decide whether you're guilty or not.
Yes, so it's just in time for the stage!
Oh, right! There are a lot of people! Thank you!
Yes, that's good!
Yes!
Everyone, why is this?
Well, I was moved, Ishikawa-san.
I was moved!
I was angry like a girl.
Yes, I was angry.
But I couldn't say anything.
But there Ishikawa-san was next to me and said "Hey!"
I thought, "Oh, Ishikawa-san!"
She was moved!
She was young.
She was moved.
Amazing!
Is that so?
Yes!
Everyone, please go back to your seats!
Now for the next confession.
Who is it?
Michishige Sayumi-san!
Please come in here.
Yes!
Shige-san.
Now for Shige-san's confession.
Here is the material.
Give me back my sweets!
Shige-san's confession is common in recent dance lessons.
It's something that worries some members.
Recently, 6th member Kei-san has been leaving sweets and juice in the dressing room.
Kei-san was absent and when she thought of coming back and eating them, she left them.
Kei-san didn't want the culprit to believe that she was a member.
But!
At that moment, Kei-san saw it!
There were sweets and juice in Michishige-san's mouth!
Michishige-san will sue you for theft!
And with that!
Who wrote this?!
It's Kame-chan!
Kame-chan, you're in shock, aren't you?!
Yes...
You poor thing!
What's going on?!
This is...
During rehearsals and stuff...
Before I do my makeup...
I take my chocolate to the place where I do my makeup.
"Let's eat!" I say.
Then I go to the bathroom or somewhere and when I come back...
It's gone!
"Huh? This is weird..." I think.
It's weird, right?
It's weird!
She's laughing!
It's weird, right?!
It's weird, I think!
But at the time...
I felt like it was fine...
But I did it over and over again...
And when I looked at it again...
There was chocolate on it!
When I asked him "Did you eat it?" he didn't laugh at all and said "Yeah, I ate it!"
As if he brought it for me...
So I told him "You can't eat it, so don't eat it, okay?"
Shige-san, what does this mean?
It looks... delicious, doesn't it?
Wait a minute! I don't get it at all!
I mean... there's a cookie on it...
You don't want to eat it, do you?
You shouldn't put it there!
It's weird! This is weird!
Is it the other way around?
This is surprising for Abe-san, too!
It's not like he's like "I'm not here, so eat it!" "Oh, you ate it! But I hope you don't find out!"
It's like "Oh, it looks delicious! It's delicious!"
Yeah, it's like that!
Wait a minute! This is...
Hey, judge Abe-san, you're not allowed to do this!
Have you ever had half of a yakisoba bun?
I think it's either Goki or Rocky.
I was really hungry, and I bought a yakisoba bun under here.
And I didn't have time, and I thought I'd eat it later, and I went somewhere...
"Oh, yakisoba buns! Do your best!" And I said it, and it was half!
That way of eating was like Kondo-san's way of eating...
I didn't eat it, but I thought it might be Kondo- san's way of eating...
What about the yakisoba bun?
You always eat a little and leave a little behind, right?
I didn't eat it...
But it's pretty good!
What?
Shige-san!
I don't eat yakisoba buns!
No way!
I like yakisoba buns, but...
But you left it in the dressing room!
I left it on the dressing room table.
Who did that?!
Even if you ate it, you probably didn't notice it was Miki-chan's.
I didn't notice it!
Yeah, so I thought it would be bad to blame her for it...
So I thought, "Well, whatever," and left it behind.
That's scary!
She ate it without realizing it!
I'm used to it!
That's scary!
Well then!
In front of everyone watching, please say a word of apology.
Ah, then...
I'll return the snacks...
That's not an apology!
I'll return them!
With that said, I can't decide!
Well then!
13 people watching, please decide whether you're guilty or not.
Please press the switch!
Go ahead!
Yes! Therefore, this is really guilty!
Please receive your punishment!
Ms. Hime, you can't do this!
As you grow up, if you see something delicious in front of the store...
Ah! It looks delicious! Wow! Eat it! Chew it! Chew it!
If you run away like that, you're really guilty!
I don't know about that! I don't know about that!
This is the accusation against Ms. Hime.
You liar!
I believed you!
What is it?
If you see something delicious in front of the store...
Ah! It looks delicious! Wow! Chew it! Chew it!
I can't believe you're doing this so seriously!
Ah! It looks delicious! Wow! Chew it! Chew it!
January 3rd is...
"New Year's Special"!
Therefore, this is the accusation against Ms. Yoshizawa.
Here is the charge.
You liar!
- I believed you! - What? - What did you say?
The accusation against Ms. Yoshizawa is from one of the members who has been getting along well with her recently.
Ms. Yoshizawa promised her junior, Mr. Oh, that she would go buy matching bracelets for him.
But a few months later, there is no sign of her going at all.
If it's a promise you won't keep, it's better if you don't!
Ms. Yoshizawa, please report this to Mr. Oh!
Why? Why?
Mr. Oh, I don't know you. Who are you?
- Yes! - It's me!
- It was you, ma'am! - It was you, ma'am!
- There was a Sakura and Otome concert, wasn't there? - Yes!
And even before we parted, I couldn't see you as much as I did when we became Sakura and Otome.
- That's right! - She's my girlfriend!
Girlfriend, you say!
- Because, you know! - Gross!
- That's right! I promised Ms. Yoshizawa! - Gross!
- That I would go shopping with her! - That's right!
You two have become unusually close, haven't you?
- Yes! - You went, didn't you?
- I went, but I didn't buy anything. - You didn't buy anything.
- You bought it at a convenience store, didn't you? - That's right! I bought it at a convenience store!
- It was like a weird 200 yen... - If you say weird, it's not weird!
I found something funny and said "this is funny", and I bought a bracelet that was about 200 yen.
- Yes! - And you were wearing it at first.
I've been wearing it for a long time.
Ms. Yoshizawa hardly wears it!
- Right, Ms. Yoshizawa? - I feel like a newlywed couple.
- You're wearing it on your finger! - I'm wearing it on my finger!
- Why don't you wear it? - Why?
- Why do you throw it away? - It's funny, isn't it?
- It's funny even if you say it. - It's funny!
Ms. Yoshizawa, what do you think of it?
The bracelet you bought for 200 yen at first, did you wear it because it was ugly?
- It's already ugly! - That's wrong!
- Ms. Yoshizawa said she would buy it at first! - Was it a gag?
- It was, it was! - Geez, you chose it so seriously!
- I chose it seriously! - You chose it seriously even though it was a gag!
- But... - Yes?
- You said you'd wear it, right? - Yes.
Then you should wear it.
Why do you sound like a newlywed couple?
Why is that? It's gross!
- What is that? - Why is that?
- You're definitely going to read it, right? - You're gross!
You keep calling me gross and gross, you say too much!
But, you know, people say you look like Yocchan.
So it seems like I'm gross, too.
What should we do?
I feel like I'm bleeding.
That's right.
With that said, we will now begin the hearing.
- But still... - What should we do?
- With that said, Yocchan... - It's a sin...
Please say your words of repentance in front of the audience.
- Yes. - Um...
I'll take Makoto and go to the sea.
- Officially... - Officially...
- With that said...
To all 13 viewers, please decide whether you're guilty or not guilty.
Please press the switch. Here you go!
Oh my god!
How can you hold Makoto's shoulder like that?!
Hey, hey! Let me ask you something!
It's forbidden to meet in a group.
Please guide me!
Thank you in advance!
I didn't know that such a thing was happening.
I laughed at you earlier!
Really!
Mako-chan's momentum is causing a mystery!
Only Yomi-san can see it!
You!
You're talking about this shirt!
With that momentum!
Anyway, it was fun, wasn't it, everyone?
It was fun!
That's all for today's confessions!
Well, you know...
There's one person who's just sitting there.
What?! Wait! There is?!
You're kidding me!
This person has committed quite a lot of sins.
In that case...
There is such a thing as this!
The host is doing her best!
Are you serious?!
The new year's special is...
January 3rd!
Today we're having a party at a cheap price...
But we won't lose either!
Let's have some fun!
I'll be the last cast of "Hello, Provide" in 2003!
I'll bet it on three more days!
I'm sure I'll change in these three days!
I'm sure something will change!
Please support me!
I'll do my best!
I'm Sayoko Nakazawa!
Heart!
Be there!
It's almost the end of the year, isn't it, Dad? It's New Year's Day, isn't it?
Speaking of New Year's Day, it's next year's Nakazawa.
Why is that?
This year is the 30th, so it's New Year's Day.
Next year is the 31st, so it's New Year's Day.
What should we do next?
I don't know!
Bing, bing, bing, bing! I'm Makogawa!
Bye-bye! Oh, I didn't say bye-bye!
Oh!
Minatama, who supported me this year!
Thank you very much!
Let's have a great year next year!
Let's do our best today, too!
Bing! Bing!
Bye-bye!
That's it!
The members of Harubro have been very busy since the beginning of 2004.
Let's start with this news.
Please turn on the BGM.
It will be released soon!
Masuru Aya's card album "TRIPLE" will be released!
As you can see, it says "TRIPLE" and reads "Aya's NEW ALBUM".
The first limited edition is "Congratulations".
What does "Congratulations" mean?
Oh, you're wearing a kimono!
Oh, and there will be a photo book, too!
Oh, that's great!
What kind of photo book is it?
The next news is about a year and a half ago.
It's about Maeda Yuki's new single.
Please turn on the BGM.
Yes, it's about a year and a half ago.
Maeda Yuki's new single "Sarasara no kawa" will be released soon, too!
This time...
Shoshon!
I knew you'd say that!
Shoshon!
I knew you'd say that!
This time...
"Shoshun"?
Shoshun ni
"Shoshun", right?
This time, it's a refreshing and nostalgic song suitable for the beginning of the year!
Yes.
And, Nakata-san!
Do you know what "refreshing" means?
"Refreshing" means something like me, right?
You're wrong!
What? Which one is it?
Look at these three people...
Oh, wait.
Look at these two.
They're wearing long sleeves, but Nakata-san is wearing...
What is it?
Nakata-san, let's talk.
We have plenty of time.
So... right? What is it?
Nakazawa-san, right?
Yes.
Why are you wearing such flashy clothes?
Well...
You want to stand out, don't you?
You can't, can you?
It's not "refreshing"!
It's "refreshing"!
If you say that, you should show your skin, too!
Geez...
Wait a minute, Nakata-san.
You don't look like Ms. Kiriko today.
Wow...
I kind of felt it.
I kind of looked like Ms. Kiriko just now.
That's fine, Ms. Kiriko. Congratulations!
Last topic!
From Natch...
Oh!
Since we have an important announcement...
Ojamaru-che came to interview us!
I mean, you're always using it like you're running...
What are you talking about?
Running?
Isn't that your job?
You're a news reporter, right?
That's right!
What are you talking about?
No, no, no!
I'm scared of you, girl!
I'm really scared of you!
Hurry up and say it!
Since we have an important announcement...
I, Abu Natsumi-san...
was called in person...
for an interview...
and I'm here!
With...
Ojamaru-che!
Am I right?
Ms. Abu-chan!
What's wrong?
What do you mean "what's wrong"?
What's wrong with you?
It's an important announcement like you're running...
Can you keep a secret and not say it?
I will never say it!
No, no, no!
Well, if you keep your promise, you'll die.
What? On January 3rd, Harumori will say an emergency announcement?
Hey! I told you!
And? And?
And...
What? Morning Musume will do this and that and even say that?
Don't say it, idiot! You promised me you wouldn't say it!
Don't say "shin"! You already said it!
Morning Musume...
Shin Shun Special!
January 3rd is the "Shin Shun Special" broadcasted by Harumori.
Aya and Kotta and guests will also be there.
It's the New Year's Day of "Bakushou Renpatsu".
In songs and games, Harumori girls are doing their best!
Let's have a great year of 2020!
January 3rd!
"Shin Shun Special"!
It's a 85-minute extension. We'll do our best, so please watch it!
Yay! Happy New Year!
No, we haven't opened it yet!
Harumori New Year Special! Look forward to it!
It's like...
We should be able to talk properly next year.
Don't worry about the little things!
The little things...
Don't worry about the little things, okay?
Don't beat around the bush!
You're always so loud!
What do you mean?
I don't get it at all!
Whatever!
What do you want to do next year?
This show?
The three of us?
Me!
You call me "mom" at a ceremony?
You all call me "mom"?
That's ridiculous!
As I said, I'll go first.
Um...
Recently...
Um...
Abe-san, you make a lot of mistakes.
Ah!
It's not like that!
Um...
Before a show,
we all get together
and say, "Let's do our best!"
Yes, we do.
It's hard to say,
but I think the slowest one is
Abe-san.
Abe-san, you make a lot of mistakes.
Ah, is that so?
This year, you made a lot of mistakes.
This year, you made a lot of mistakes?
Yes, Kago-san.
When we have dance lessons,
you go to the bathroom, right?
Yes.
And there's a slipper in the bathroom, right?
But you always
go to school
with a slipper you got from the bathroom!
You go to school
with a slipper you got from the bathroom!
You go to school with a slipper you got from the bathroom!
You really don't get it!
I think you should
tell your mom about it.
Well,
when everyone found out about my mom
in this halloween,
they were all too stupid
about her!
They weren't aware of it,
but they were so excited, like,
Huh? You don't call me 'mom' today?
- Even middle schoolers say that! - I know!
Abe-san, I'm disappointed!
This is bad, really!
- There's one more. - Yes?
It's fine if you like it or not, but...
- You're an idol, right? - Yes, I am.
- Then... - Yes?
When you laugh...
How do you say it?
You get drooled over!
What?!
You get drooled over!
Your stomach goes like a pig!
I think you should fix that!
You know?!
It's not like that! When something funny happens, I lose interest!
When it's fun, it's amazing!
- I know! - It's liberating!
Sometimes it's really like a pig!
- You get drooled over! - You get drooled over!
In the end...
- It's bad! - It's bad!
- Because you're an idol! - Because you're an idol!
Okay, then!
All 13 of you, by scene!
Please decide whether you like it or not!
- Yes! - Yes!
Switch...
On!
I'm sorry!
Wow!
That's a famous one!
Please pass it to me!
It's so long!
Why is it so long?
The amount of fire is amazing!
I went to take a bath myself because it was too long!
Yes, that's why I was a little careless, Abe-san.
That's it for all the announcements!
Yes!
What did you think of today's trial, everyone?
I don't think I've been in such a situation before.
Really?
Do you mind if we do it once in a while?
I'm a little lonely.
And with that, the 2003 Haramony Trial is now closed!
Yomari-chan!
And now, it's time for Mikki's "Times Change" Breaking News!
Yomari-chan!
TV Tokyo's 40th Anniversary New Year's Eve Times Change, "Ryoma is Leaving"!
Broadcasting from 2 PM January 2nd to 1 PM 10 PM!
Mikki Fujimoto's first attempt at a TV Times Change!
Pay attention to Mikki, who plays a girl with a lonely heart in Ryoma!
I'm going to beat you up, Fujimoto-chan!
Make sure you watch it, everyone!
And now, a present from the program!
A digital camera that allows you to take high quality photos with easy operation from Olympus to Pro,
the Camellia X250,
and a music gift card that allows you to exchange it for various music and video software from the Japan Record Association!
This is your contribution for each person!