AISubs v3.5
Today's harem is...
Yukaten Special!
Thanks for waiting, everyone!
We'll be waiting for you!
Huh?
HONEY PIE
I won't trade anymore
TELL ME HONEY
I'm always with annoying guys
For some reason, I fall for them
My mom likes me too
For some reason, I can't hate anyone
No matter how many times I hold you, I fail
Don't go somewhere else
Give me a real kiss, honey bird
Give me a sweet, sweet kiss, honey bird
Don't go somewhere else, honey
Step One!
Here we go!
Honey Pie!
One, Two, Three, Four!
Hey! Hey! Come on, yo!
Hey! I feel great, yo!
Bye! Punch in the machine, whoa!
It's gonna start!
Hey, you wanna know?
Kiss me, honey pie!
Give me a sweet, sweet kiss!
I'll forgive you, honey pie!
I won't cheat on you anymore!
Give me a sweet, sweet kiss!
Honey Pie!
Always, always let me say it!
Only you, honey pie!
Tomorrow will be another tomorrow, honey!
"Bakushon Yukata Ongiri" will continue after this!
Today's haremo are all wearing yukata!
This is a rehearsal scene before recording.
Here, a new member suddenly faces a challenge.
The last one is a michige-jan.
Huh? Yoshi, can you teach her?
The last one is a delicious part.
When you come like this, everyone has a weird face, but...
This is not karako!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
What will happen to michige-jan?
Today's haremo are all wearing yukata!
If you're wondering what we're doing in yukata, it's a "cheer up, cheer up, get excited, haremo- nii-no-ryo-o- giri-special"!
Sorry about that!
It's the first time for rock members to try out o-giri!
Since we're all wearing yukata, instead of zabutons, we'll distribute uchiwa.
Also, for those who did their best, we'll give you a nice-looking uchiwa!
For those of you who won a lot of uchiwa, please look over there for the top prize!
Thank you!
I'll give you all-you-can-eat summery shaved ice!
First up is the "haromuri" three-letter phrase!
Now, you'll use the three letters I'll give you to make a phrase.
Today's theme is "watermelon" three-letter phrase, which is also a popular summer phrase.
For example, I'm Kei Yasuda.
"Wonderful smile," "Colorful," "Too cute!"
Huh?
At least give Rocky a round of applause.
I thought you'd do it.
Thank you very much.
That was fast!
Now, let's start with the leader, Kao-chan!
I can only think of this phrase.
Wonderful smell of sayings.
See? It's "smell of sayings."
Go ahead, Abe-san!
This phrase is not for laughing or anything.
It's for Rocky.
"S-smile," "I-don't-always," "ka-cute," right?
It's pretty, so I'll give you one.
Thank you!
Next up is Yaguchi!
"Wonderful," "country girl who got away from Hishikawa."
One for Yaguchi!
Next up is Hishikawa-san!
Everyone's waiting for you, Hishikawa-san!
I'll go with "horrible."
"Horrible"?!
Go ahead!
"Wonderful fashion sense," "Hishikawa-san," "just teasing you."
Everyone was making fun of me,
but this time, I'm the only one who thinks Hishikawa- san's clothes are cute.
I think she's tired of it.
Please give her a nice one!
Yes!
Ogawa!
"Excuse me," "my back hurts," "can I go home?"
Yes!
I can't give you that!
Then, Ishika-san.
Excuse me,
can I go home because you're bullying me?
Go ahead!
Excuse me!
Can I say something?
Excuse me,
Ishika-san,
can you go home?
One for Yoshii!
Why don't you give me one?
Then, Fujimoto.
To the members other than Rocky...
Excuse me,
when will you do it for me?
Welcome party.
Let's give her a nice one!
Didn't Fujimoto do a welcome party?
She did!
More! More! Welcome party!
What are you talking about?!
Excuse me,
director-san,
can you not cut out
where I'm always in it?
Can you give Ome-chan one?
Ome-chan!
Is that so?!
Um,
seriously?
The other day, seriously,
well, it's not funny,
it's not funny,
but you're cutting it out!
That's not funny!
Yes!
Tanaka!
Excuse me,
I wanted
to be on camera once.
Bravo!
Let's end with "cut it out" and give her a nice one!
Kaori!
Wow,
you came all the way
from Inaka.
You cut it out in the middle!
One for Kaori!
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Michishige raised her hand!
Oh, nice!
Michishige!
Excuse me,
I can't
think of
a good answer.
All right!
Let's give her a nice one!
Yes, Konno!
I like you,
you make
good soup stock,
right?
Duck meat.
I hate duck!
I hate it!
Next!
Excuse me, Yasuda-san, you always bite me too much!
Your bare face is too much, Yasuda-san.
I'm sorry, Iida-san, you can have it back.
Your face is too much, Yasuda-san, you can have it back.
I'm sorry, you're always so cute.
I can't hate you.
Can you give her one?
Next!
You're slippery, Ishikawa-san.
Poor you.
Can you give her one?
I did it!
You're amazing, Ishikawa-san, you're so cool.
I got a good one! Can you give me one?
Excuse me, when will you give it back, Yaguchi- san?
My loaned DVD.
I'm sorry!
Can you give us three DVDs?
To Ai-chan.
Excuse me, when will you give me back my important book?
Can you give us one more DVD?
That's it for today!
Let's think of a photo album title!
You'll think of a photo album title.
That photo album is...
I'm Yasuda Kei's photo album.
For example, like this.
Yasuda Kei's swimsuit photo album.
Like this.
Everyone, please think of a nice title.
Let's start with the person who comes up with it.
Yes!
Yasuda Kei's swimsuit photo album.
Like this.
Yes!
Yes, partner!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
Bed photos.
Kemeko edition.
Yes, partner!
Please give me one.
Then, Nono!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
Toilet 5.
Wait a minute!
What does it mean?
When I saw it, I was like, "Huh?"
So...
Yes, then, Nacchan!
Yes!
Nacchan!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
It's all synthetic.
Wait a minute!
What's synthetic?
My body can't take it out anymore, so whether I open it or not, it's all synthetic.
But it's a little funny.
Nacchan, please give me one.
Yes, yes, thank you.
Then, Omame-chan!
Yes!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
I saw something scary.
I'm sorry!
It's annoying, but it's a little funny.
Omame-chan, please give her two.
Yes!
Partner!
Yes!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
Disassembling certificate.
Wow!
Yasuda Kei, please give her two.
Yes!
It's amazing! It's a lot of work!
Strawberry!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
Good girls, don't copy me!
Wow!
Good!
Good, good!
I saw it, I saw it!
It's amazing!
Um... Nice Guy Cuts.
Please give me one.
Yes!
Yes! Then, Fujimoto!
Yes!
Yasuda Kei's photo album.
Kemeko's seduction.
What is it?
It's a little disgusting.
Yes!
Yoshiko! Yes!
Yasuda family's swimsuit photo book!
If you are pregnant or have a weak heart, please stop!
Please confiscate Yoshiko's house!
No! No!
Yes! Kaori! Yes! Yasuda family's photo book!
Yes! All your wishes are camera eyes!
Oh! That's a wish!
Please give Kaori three!
Thank you!
Yoshiko! Yasuda family's photo book!
Someone get married!
That's true!
Please give her one!
Yes! Ogawa!
Yasuda family's photo book!
Please publish it!
That's sad!
Please give Ogawa two!
Yes! Konno!
Yasuda family's swimsuit photo book!
I only use it for playback!
That's good!
Please give Konno two!
Yes!
Kaori, you are already laughing, but...
Kaori! Yes!
Yasuda family's photo book!
Pheromone! No, it's hormone!
That's good!
Please give her two!
Yes! Natsua!
Yasuda family's swimsuit photo book!
Aomidoro!
Please confiscate Natsua's house!
Yes! Omame!
Can I?
Yes! Yasuda family's swimsuit photo book!
Free distribution!
Wait!
Omame!
Please confiscate Omame's house!
No way!
Yes! Natsua!
Yasuda family's swimsuit photo book!
Silky!
Um, but "silky" is a little funny.
Can you raise it two words?
Yasuda family's photo book!
The best in the world!
OK, let's go to the next one!
Yes!
Yes, Aibo!
Yasuda family's photo book!
Published in May 5th, 2003!
It's too much!
I'm mad!
Aibo, you can't say that with a cute face, can you?
Aibo's house is confiscated!
Yes!
Yes, Ishikawa Rika!
Yasuda family's photo book!
With blue juice!
That's good! Please raise "nice guts"!
It's my first time hearing it!
Yes, Aibo!
Yasuda family's photo book!
I did my best!
Please raise one for Aibo!
Yes!
Yasuda family's photo book!
Shooting in Sugamo!
Ishikawa's house has only one!
Why?! There's only one!
Yes, Yoshiko!
Yasuda family's photo book!
"Rainbow's mother"!
It's true!
Please raise one for Yoshiko!
I thought of something really funny, but I'm scared of being recruited!
No! Yasuda-style swimsuit, photo book, in...
Hakkeijima-city paradise! No, it's not!
Hak-kei-shiwa-city paradise!
Everyone, please take everything you have with you!
Kemeko's love explosion!
I met Kemeko yesterday!
Kemeko-chan!
What's up? You look really happy today!
I know!
What's up?
I'm in love with Kemeko!
Really?
But I don't know how to confess my love!
Oh, I see!
If that's the case, why don't you ask my senpai?
Really?
Yes! Come on!
Senpai!
I'm coming!
Senpai, hurry up!
What is it?!
Why are you angry?!
I'm busy!
Why are you in such a bad mood?!
Um, well...
What is it?!
Kemeko-chan wants you to teach her how to confess her love!
You're good at it, aren't you?
What?!
Are you human?
Of course I'm human!
I see...
I'm sorry...
Senpai, you know...
You have a lot of love experience!
I know!
But you don't know it all!
You don't have to say that!
I'm sorry...
It can't be helped.
I can confess my love to you right now!
No, you don't have to...
You don't have to do that!
You're still in elementary school!
That's enough!
That's enough?! Tell me about that too!
Marshmallow-kun!
Marshmallow-kun, where are you? Where?!
My stomach feels weird...
I want to fart!
Poopy, what should I do? Should I push you away?
Which one should I do?!
Can I hold it in?!
A girl shouldn't fart in a place like this!
It's disgusting!
Let's hold it in!
That's right!
Whoa!
I'm getting wet!
I can't hold it in until I go to the bathroom!
If I do it here...
It's good for you, too!
If I do it here...
It's good for you, too!
I'm getting wet!
That's right!
Pee is bad for you!
If you don't do it properly, you'll get a stomachache!
It's good for you, too!
If I do it here...
It's good for you, too!
You mustn't do it!
This is a road!
What will you do if you smell your own pee and a passerby falls down?
So...
Let's hold it in!
That's right!
If you go any further, it's bad for you!
Everyone who drinks tea shouldn't do this!
If you pee somewhere in the bathroom...
It's bad for you!
I did what you taught me!
That's right! I'm sure it'll work!
Thank you very much!
Good luck!
Alright!
Let's work! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
Alright! Let's work!
Alright! I'm going to develop into Marshmallow- kun!
Ah, Marshmallow-kun!
Ah, hey, you're the...
Yes, I'm Kemeko-dich!
Kemeko...
I'll say it with all my might!
Please play with Kemeko!
Please!
I'm sorry, but...
I have a girl I like.
Huh? Who is it?
It's her!
Alright!
I beat Kemeko!
Marshmallow-kun!
Do you really like her?
Yes, I really like her.
Have a nice day.
Marshmallow-kun!
Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on?
I like Marshmallow-kun, too.
I like her, too.
Who are you?
I'm Kaoru Shirayuri.
I'm an elegant and classy woman.
Say it yourself!
It's true!
Ah! A carriage from my house is here!
A carriage from your house?
What kind of house is this?
Well, let's go!
Have a nice day!
Oh, wait!
Wow, you two look alike!
Kemeko, I...
I don't want to lose to you!
I'm not going to lose, either!
Let's do our best!
Why are you crying?
Well...
I'm not...
I'm not going to lose to you!
I'm not going to lose, either!
It's still going on.
Mysterious creature, what is it?!
Okay, everyone has a picture on their hands right now.
What does it look like?
- What is it? - This, right?
Instead of sharing what comes out of this lake with you,
think of something that you think would be interesting.
For example...
Oh no!
A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
What is it?!
Ta-dah!
- Wow! - Wow!
- What is this?! - Wow!
- Wow!
- What is that?! - A dog!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
In any case, I will tell you what it is,
- so please flip it over and announce it! - Okay!
Okay, Fujimoto!
Okay! A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
What is it?!
A giant squid!
- Okay, next! - Okay!
- Okay, Konno! - Konno!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
A giant creature has appeared in the lake!
What is it?!
A delicious sweet potato!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
Konno, please flip it over!
- Mitshige! - Oh no!
A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
What is it?!
An apple!
- Oh no! - Oh no!
- Please flip it over! - Okay!
- Okay, Yaguchi! - Okay!
Oh no!
- A mysterious creature appeared in the lake! - It's...
- Yuuko! - Yuko!
- It's coming! - Yuko!
- Please flip it over! - Okay! - Come on, come on!
- Oh no, a mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! It's...
- Prince Shotoku! - Prince Shotoku!
- Please flip it over! - Please flip it over!
- Ishikawa! - Oh no, a mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! It's...
- S.A.G.A. Saga... - Hanana!
- Please give me three. - You!
- You!
- Oh no! - Ogawa!
- Oh no! A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
- Its identity is... - A belt around the waist!
- Are you stupid?
- Just now, Yoshiko said "Yoshi" in one word. - Huh?!
- But... - But...
- Can I say it? - Sure!
- Oh no! - Okay!
- A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
- Its identity is... - Paoon!
- How is it? - It's cute!
- It's cute!
- Please give me two. - It's the same as the mountain next to it.
- Yay! - It's amazing!
- It's cute!
- It's good! - It's good!
- Okay, Kaori, you're good at drawing! - Okay!
- Oh no! A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
- Its identity is...
- It's sunny, cloudy, and rainy all at once!
- Oh, it's an umbrella! - It's an umbrella!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Please give me one! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Oh no! A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake!
- Its identity is...
- Eyebrow alien!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Please give me one! - Please give me one!
- This is quite maniac. - Terrible! Mysterious living creature appeared in the lake!
- Its identity is... - Carling's ball!
- Nice carling! - Please give me two!
- Terrible! Mysterious living creature appeared in the lake! - Its identity is...
- Ishikawa-san's jaw!
- Please give me one of these!
- Yay! - Yay!
- You look exactly like her! - I'm shocked!
- Kaori! - Yes?
- A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! - What is it?
- A very small goat and a very big Kaori! - Why me?!
- Please give me two! - Yes, Nono!
- A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! - What is it?
- Shaved ice! - Oh!
- That's good! - Give Nono three!
- Nono! - Oh no!
- A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! - What is it?
- A very small goat and a very big Kaori! - Why me?!
- Give Nono five! - Yay!
- Okay, Matsa! - Yes?
- Oh no! A mysterious creature has appeared in the lake! - What is it?
- I want a pig! - I'm sorry!
In the lake, 15 horse-sleeping bullets are the best.
But, the reality is that they are broken.
But, after this, the members have done a great job and...
Before you die, say something!
I'm going to make a sound of a sword being cut.
So, everyone, please pretend you were cut with a sword and say one last word before you die.
For example, like this.
I wanted you to say "cute" just once.
She's cute.
Okay. Okay, Yaguchi-san.
Gen-chan, your father is very...
I'm really curious about it.
You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
Please say it one last time.
Okay, Ishikawa-san.
Why does it have to be like this?!
Kei-chan, your mother is a chimpanzee!
I didn't say anything about animals.
You didn't, right?
Take half of Iyaguchi-san's house.
Half?!
Yes, half!
Yes, Natsan.
Kei-chan, I'll take care of the house.
Throw it away!
Iyaguchi... you're actually not human...
Yes, that's right.
Natsan...
You said it was a bug!
If it's just a bug, people watching TV won't know why!
Because...
Yes, Kaori.
While I'm updating...
"Updating"?!
I'm sorry, Kaori's house is only half...
What?!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Go ahead!
Can I have some fat here?
Give your mother two pieces.
Yes!
Yes, Umame-chan!
I didn't like it much today, but please don't cut this out!
Give Umame-chan one piece.
Yes, Kaori!
Iyaguchi said "eyebrow beam", but I think my eyebrows are pretty thick.
Give Kaori one piece.
Oh, that's right!
Your eyebrows have gotten thinner!
That's right!
I'm sorry, eyebrow beam!
Yes, Ishikawa!
Give Ishikawa one piece.
I wish I could be called "auntie" like Yasuda-san just once...
Ishikawa's house is full of...
No!
Don't eat it!
What is it?!
Yes!
Give Kei one piece.
Kei-chan!
Don't eat at expensive restaurants without makeup!
Why!
Why did you come without makeup last time? I was surprised.
You said you went to sauna, didn't you?
No! Wait! I'm the one who took you there!
Yes, you are.
She's mean.
OK, next!
Ivonne?
She wants to be a fighter.
Ivonne is cute no matter what she does.
She's cute!
OK! OK! OK!
OK! Yaguchi!
I wanted to see Kei get married!
Can you give me one?
Thank you.
You know, little Kago-chan just said...
That's impossible.
Ivonne is looking for a husband!
No, no, no!
OK!
Can you give one to Ishikawa-san who reported it?
Thank you!
Not impossible!
Ogawa!
I'll match it with this sound, OK?
Yes!
I was surprised!
Can you give me one?
OK! Nijimoto!
Yasuda-san!
Can you take me to eat grilled meat?
But you'll die!
But I want to go!
OK! Konno!
Can you stand up straight?
Can you make a face?
Please.
Can you say "small face" from the bottom of your heart?
Small face...
I don't know what's going on!
I can't do it!
Can you say "nice guts" to Gaki-san?
Michige!
I want to eat shaved ice. Can you give me one?
Cute!
She's weak, but cute!
Can you say "nice guts" to her?
To Sige-san?
Yes!
Don't forget that heart.
Nice! Nice! Nice!
Yes! To everyone!
Everyone, I'm sorry. Because of my beauty...
Because of my beauty...
Too long!
Ishikawa is doing her best, so everyone, please give Ishikawa one book each.
Yes! Tadaka!
Ishikawa-san, you're always on my side, but I think you were wrong just now.
Nice! Nice!
Really? Really?
Then Ishikawa-san, you can eat all of these books you gave her.
Nice!
The cold ones are cheaper.
Nice!
Yes, Kaori!
Who won't listen to me next?
Nice!
Kaori, please give her some sesame seeds, too.
Yes!
Yes, Ishikawa! It's about time for you to end the game.
I'll close it for you.
Good job!
Ishikawa will withdraw one of her books.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Yes!
Please give it back!
Please give back the one you gave Yoshiko!
Yes!
That's all!
With that, we'll end "Harmony", "Ability", and "Chess".
Let's count how many books Ishikawa has!
Among the senior members, Iida will consider Nazareo and win nine books.
Lastly, Tanaka will withdraw one of her books from Ishikawa.
She got 16 books and turned the game around!
The winner of "Top Show" is Tanaka!
The winner of "Funny Show" is Yoshizawa.
The winner of "Kantou Show" is Ishikawa, who did her best.
Thank you for the food!
It looks delicious!
It's delicious!
That's all for "Harmony", "Ability", and "Chess"!
After this, it's a huge success in Hollywood!
The big movie "John" is finally released!
Now that you're back, Kondo-chan,
this week, let's all choose our costumes!
Yay!
We did it!
It was difficult!
Do you know what kind of costume "cute costume" is?
Huh?
Huh? Can't you tell by looking at me?
Flashy!
I'm flashy!
What is this flower?
This is a flower called "Teale" that smells really good.
When girls go on a date at night,
they don't wear perfume, but they stick this flower to their right cheek,
and then it smells like perfume.
Forever.
Men do it too, right?
At night, in a dark place,
when they wear this flower, they meet!
They meet!
I'm still jealous!
There's a lot of them, so don't drink them.
Go ahead and choose as you like.
This is it!
This is really cute!
This one!
I can't see it anymore!
What do you think?
It's cute!
That's Kyusha's...
Kyusha's...
Are you wearing something like that?
That's cute!
It's Hawaiian Celtic style, so it's fine, right?
I think it's fine.
It's Flamenco!
It's not Flamenco, it's Bratance!
Is this one better?
You don't have to wear a bow for this one.
Even if you wear this one, you can wear a bow for this one, right?
It's really cute.
It suits you.
It's nice.
Right?
What do you think, everyone?
Did you find it?
It's the same!
It's cute!
This one is Kairani style.
It's like a pajama!
It's not Kairani!
It's like a pajama!
There was a princess named Kairani.
She liked to swing her collar like this.
That's why it's in the shape of a princess.
It's like a baby!
But you know what's unique about it, right?
The Hawaiian dress uses a lot of Hawaiian flowers for design.
That's right.
Hawaiian flowers are unique.
Hibiscus.
Hibiscus is cute!
I think this is good, but...
What is this?
Coconut splat?
Who would like to wear this?
Well...
It's you, Tsuji-san!
What are you talking about?
It's you, Tsuji-san!
I don't think it's necessary.
I want you to wear it!
One more time!
Encore! Encore! Request!
If it's too big, will it fall off?
Right?
What is this?
It's palm fruit.
It's in this shape?
Palm fruit.
It doesn't smell like anything.
This is the inside, right?
Palm fruit is juice, right?
Isn't it coconut?
Yes, it's coconut.
It's inside the palm fruit.
I'm hungry!
It's in here!
Everyone, it's about time you decide what you want to wear!
Okay!
You've seen a lot of them, right?
What do you want me to wear?
Shirt.
Huh?
Where are Tsuji-ppa and Kama-ppa?
Oh, today...
They went out to watch a movie.
Oh, those two.
They're always involved in movies.
What's that?
Oh, Tsujinetta! Welcome back!
What are you saying?
Tsujinetta?
She's probably using a terminator.
If it's a terminator, it's naked when it's time- trip.
I'm... I'm... I'm Term...
...Tsujinetta!
It seems like you only know how to speak English.
OK, then...
Hi, Tsujinator! You know, I love that first movie that you were in.
I thought it was so good. I watched it like three or four times.
And the part two was really good, too. You did a good job in it.
I'm Tsujinator!
I am Tsujinator, and I am from the future.
In the future, there will be a war between Kappa and robots,
and Kappa will win with the help of Kappa's leader, John Kappa.
Kappa went back in time and came to kill John's mother.
And his mother's name is...
Mikappa!
What?!
Since you're a robot, you must have a sharp tongue.
That's why!
Shut up!
Minimony was Kappa.
Mikappa
Mikappa is a German!
This is Mikappa!
Mikappa is the healthiest man in the world!
It's not me! It's not me! It's not me!
This is so annoying!
There's a dead man in Mikappa!
Searching for Mikappa... Searching for Mikappa... Searching for Mikappa...
Hey, you in there, Kappa!
Yes, yes, yes, yes...
Wait for me!
No, no, no, no!
You can't do this to me!
If only the savior were here at this time!
Huh? Huh? A phone call at this hour?
Hello? Hello?!
Huh?!
Welcome to the... real world!
Huh?! What's going on here?!
I'm a savior!
Julieta, it's your turn!
What?!
Come over here!
It's flying!
Wait up!
It's flying again!
Let's go!
How about this?
What?
Darn it!
Now it's my turn!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
The number of funny jokes is increasing!
How about this, Mr. Undersore?
Did you dance?
I'm sleepy. Something is weird.
I'll hit you!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Darn it! How dare you do that!
I'll beat you up!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Ooooooh!
Gaaaaah!
Looks like we saw "Terminate" and "Matrix" today.
Yeah, those two get involved right away when they watch a movie.
Aoshima! You can't act on your own!
It's not like we're here to welcome an incident.
We're here because we have to!
You're making me dance.
Looks like you saw it today.
I'm going to do something funny with Giba.
Go ahead.
When Giba forgot something...
Got it? Got it? Got it?
That's enough?
Yeah!
That's weird.
Good morning!
This is "Marset Club"!
Marset Club
I still can't get used to this music.
I'm the only caster for "Hello! Pro! White" in Japan!
I might not be able to wear a bikini again this year.
I'm Naka Daigo. Nice to meet you.
My back hurts no matter what I do.
I'm P-P-P-P-Pima Kogawa!
Look at me.
This small thing is covering my waist.
It's like a corset.
How do you do this?
Like this.
If you get hit by a fan, you won't be able to breathe.
Did you know that?
Be careful, kids.
I'm reporter Oja...
Mar...
Se...
Kono!
Thank you.
What's that character's name?
Grandma.
Oh, Grandma.
That's too big of a twist.
I'm praising you, but you're crying.
Let's move on to the news.
We have a lot of topics this week, so we won't get caught up in boring things.
We'll only pick up interesting things and send them to you.
Let's get started.
First up is a small, but sexy, Vietnamese adult.
Morning Musume's Yaguchi Mari is turning 20 this year.
There is news that solo photo book and DVD will be released!
Please tell us more about it!
Yes, location is Vietnam.
"Adult's Sexy" is the theme song.
This photo book will be released on July 4th and DVD will be released on July 16th.
Photo book's making video and other features are full of points.
Nakazawa-san, what do you think of it?
Yaguchi-san, you must say what you remember!
The previous one was cute and active Yaguchi Mari.
But this one is 20 years old and it's amazing!
I mean, the picture.
I think it's amazing.
The skin is...
It's moist, isn't it?
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I think it's like an adult.
Yes!
Is it okay now?
Yes!
And is it DVD?
Yes!
Everyone...
What is it?
It's about time you shake it!
No, I was thinking of ending it.
Is it okay now?
It's about time you shake it!
Oh, I'm sorry.
So, was there anything else?
Yes, this time...
Yes.
Yaguchi-san, who has a sexy mouth, has been in the way of us!
She is...
M.T.R.!
Hello! Moja... Man... Sen... Kon... Ren!
Hello!
Oh, oh, oh!
Can you show me your face?
Oh, thank you!
A photo collection...
Oh, that's great!
Thank you!
Oh, then leave it there.
Oh, wait, wait, wait! Ask me anything!
Where did you buy it?
It's in Vietnam, you know.
Oh, then leave it there.
What is it?
Leave it there, please.
I'd like to consult you about something.
Oh!
If...
If you do...
Yes?
Your role will not be decided completely, you know?
Ha-ha-ha!
What's that!
If you do that, you'll be bullied in the studio!
Oh, you don't say that!
Do that, too! Do it!
You'll be trained!
Really?
Thank you!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Oh, wait, wait!
Don't go away!
Ohhh!
Oh, thank you so much!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you!
We enjoyed having you on board!
Thank you!
Oh, thank you!
Thank you!
I feel refreshed now.
Thank you very much.
Let's move on to the next news.
Yukidonko and Yuki Maeda have released a new single for the first time in a year and a half.
Yuki Maeda, who is also active as part five, will release "Tokyo Kirigirisu" on July 16th.
Look at this transformation.
It's wonderful.
He looks like a highlander.
No, he doesn't.
He looks like "Tokyo Kirigirisu", doesn't he?
Let's move on to the next news.
Finally, the six members will be released.
Among them, those three...
On July 16th, a photo book will be released!
Mitsushige Sayuri, Kamei Eri, Tanaka Reina...
What kind of expressions will you show us on the stage of "Ushigaki Island"?
I'm really looking forward to it!
I'm looking forward to it, too!
That's fast!
I wanted to say it a little more, but...
Go ahead!
"Ushigaki Island Trip" is the theme of the book...
The authors were also very excited and embarrassed about their swimsuits.
What do you think of this photo book as seniors?
It's fun, but...
Why?
Why do you say that?
Shut up!
A photo book where you can see a lot of cute expressions!
We look forward to working with you!
Now, let's move on to the last news!
The supporting roles of...
"Youth Over Flowers"...
"Youth Over Flowers Cuisine Club"...
And...
Ms. Ishikawa Rika...
Mr. Fujimoto Miki...
The supporting roles of...
"Two Travellers" which is 17 years old...
The pre-order tickets are now on sale!
It's getting smoother and smoother, hasn't it?
Yes!
You didn't appear much this time, did you?
Did I?
Oh, that's not true.
That's not true at all!
With that said, that's all for this week!
Ciao!
Huh? Wait a minute!
Ciao!
Did you eat?
"Hello! Project - New Day Audition" is being held!
From 1979 to 1988, girls will be selected.
Temporary screening is a video audition.
The song is "As One Day" by Morning Musume.
Take photos with your face up and your whole body visible.
Please send in your resume, photos, and confirmation.
The address is here!
Temporary screening is July 28th, Monday.
The announcement is scheduled for mid-September.
We look forward to your participation!
Here's a gift from the show!
A digital camera that allows you to shoot outdoors from Olympus with easy operation and slow motion.
Camelia X200.
And from the Japanese Record Association...
A variety of music video software and music gift cards can be exchanged for one person each.
Applications end here!