AISubs v3.5
This week's special!
But first, an emergency announcement!
We'll be right back!
Sync Produce's Hello! Project New Unit Audition is now underway!
Applicants are women between 1979 and 1988.
The next four points are necessary for applying.
A temporary screening is a video audition.
The song is Morning Musume.'s "As Always".
Take a picture of your face and whole body, and send it via digital or VHS tape.
Also, send us your address book, two photos, and confirmation letter.
Please check the application details on the show's homepage and phone number.
Here is the deadline. Please make sure you don't make any mistakes.
The deadline is July 28th, Monday.
The song will be released on September 10th.
We hope you'll apply!
I want to see you a little longer than a present
I don't mind if it's late
I want to stay until morning
Kong Kong Kong! Yo! Yo! Yo!
Kong Kong Kong! Say My Name!
No one on earth can imitate
That big love, that's
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Embracing and sleeping together
Even if it's a boring movie
If we're together, we're
Kong Kong Kong!
Maybe we'll meet again
As long as we're alive, we'll
Don't lose sight of it, check like this!
Yo! Yo! It's okay, come on!
Embracing and sleeping together
Even if it's a boring movie
If we're together, we're
Kong Kong Kong!
I want a love that won't break
Embracing and sleeping together
Even if it's a boring movie
Here we go again!
Nivea Four Men
Slippery, slippery, slippery ...
Cracked and gentle, mild scrub.
Soken Scrub Wash, debut.
I started bodyboarding and recently bought a new car.
New car discount, leisure specifications, etc.
Set the best insurance for your car life.
Autonomous Insurance in Tokyo, T.A.P. Navi, born.
All right!
Now, Jojima was one of the four strongest baseball boys!
Hit it!
Wishaw Sports Acherias.
Lemon-flavored Acherias, new appearance.
Uber car is no good?
Then ...
After all it has to be this car!
I want a knuckle combo for 790,000 yen!
New water cost and 1,300 yen!
Company free inspection in progress!
Women are beautiful and colorful
This is the rule before you fall in love
Women are persistent and colorful
I won't say anything, come on!
Don't cry for nothing, don't worry
Don't cry for nothing, no problem
Women don't lose
Why is it? Why is it so easy?
Why is it? Why is it absolutely?
Why is it? Why is it so easy?
Come on! Come on!
When you become a woman you'll be thirty
But you'll lose your mind and turn beige
Young girls, this is all simple
Don't hesitate about anything
Women are beautiful and colorful
Women are beautiful and shining
Not only sexy
But also rapper
Banana chip, chip, chip...
I want to eat it
It can't be helped even if it's messy
Women are beautiful and colorful
The more rumors about them, the more serious they are
Women's love is pure
There's nothing wrong with it
It's not like that, it's not like that
It's not like that
Women don't know
Maybe!
A little more "why, why"
Saying "why, why"
Why, why
Winning "no way"
Women are flashy
Get up and up and I get through
Get up and up and far away
Get up and up and I get through
Get up and up and far
What is in front of you?
Goldfish!
What is indispensable for goldfish rescue is water.
We will have goldfish rescued in ELEVEN WATER.
Please come out in front of the scissors I tied up.
Then let's call an expert observer.
Goldfish rescue expert, Ishizawa Shigetaka.
Thank you for your cooperation.
This expert observer, Ishizawa-san,
has won the national goldfish rescue championship every year.
Can I ask you one more thing?
Yes.
Please tell me your tips.
Immediately?
Yes.
My tip is to choose weak goldfish.
Oh, really?
Is that all?
Yes.
I feel like I can break it, but I can't.
How will these three people choose this expert observer?
They will compete with the number of goldfish rescued in ELEVEN WATER.
No matter how many goldfish are broken, the effect is OK.
If you don't win with this, Yaguchi-san and Nono- san will cry again.
Please do your best and win.
Let's go!
Yes!
Ready, start!
This expert observer is fast.
He has already rescued one goldfish.
Yes! He has rescued one goldfish!
But, I can't see it.
I have already broken it.
He has already broken it!
He has only stood for about thirty seconds.
I can't see it!
It's difficult!
The engine is too fast!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm waiting for the fish to lie down.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
The guest is irritated.
I'm not in good health!
What is this? Where is it going?
Yaguchi-san, you are using it too much!
It's difficult!
How many mackerels did you catch?
Five!
Damn it!
You all look funny from behind!
I can't move my eyes!
Look! It's squeaking and running away!
Even if you ride it!
Yes! It's over!
The result of measuring is 14 mackerels.
On the other hand, the 11 motor is...
And...
Yaguchi-san, it's too late!
Yaguchi-san, you are using it too much!
Please erase it!
To cover up for Yaguchi, Shibata has 3 melon souvenirs and Asami has 5 country girls.
But unfortunately...
Iremumotor has 9 and Meiji has 14.
Unfortunately, you have failed to win the prize.
Please show it to Suji-chan.
Smile, smile.
You're not going to cry this year?
Smile, smile.
You're 16 years old now.
You've grown up, haven't you?
Hit, hit and get a reward!
Summer's classic watermelon splitting game!
So you're going to split watermelons.
There's already a unit that gets watermelons as a reward.
So for the team that splits those watermelons well...
We're going to give you your favorite...
Yakiniku-no-mori!
Summer's classic watermelon splitting game!
If you defeat both teams' panels, you get a reward!
This time, you can get a reward if you split the watermelons well.
The man is Sevenware and the player is Takahashi.
This is how you guide Takahashi.
Spin Takahashi 10 times!
One, two...
Spin him gently!
Wait, wait, wait.
One, two...
This is bad!
Are you okay?
That's enough!
This way!
No, left!
Right!
Left!
Wait!
Left!
No!
Left!
Right!
Wait!
Left!
Right!
Left!
Left Or right?
Your shoulder and cheek frames go in opposite directions.
Left?
There is one.
Backward?
Yes backward.
There's one more step.
I've passed by it.
Move a bit more to the left.
Little more to the right.
Other side.
Yes, Takahashi, is that okay?
A little more, a little more.
Takahashi, Takahashi, wait a minute.
Takahashi, is that okay?
Yes, OK.
Yes, then please hit it.
Great.
So, Seven Air has won a reward.
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The next challenger is Fort Five.
The player will be guided by the four remaining members.
One, two...
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Three, four...
Your chin is cute.
Five, six...
Seven, eight...
Ten!
Yes, please stop at ten.
Too straight, too straight!
Wait, straight!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
Aiba! Stop!
- Stop for a moment! - Make way!
- Right! Right! - Make way!
- Stop! - Too much left!
- Stop! - That's okay!
- Left! Right! - Straight!
- Make your arm straight! - Yes, we'll do it!
Please be quiet!
- Aiba, will you stop? - Yes!
- Okay, back off! - Make your arm straight, okay?
Go ahead!
- Go to the next one! - Wow!
- So, Kohan escaped! - Yay!
- How was it? - Amazing! - Amazing!
- Aiba, you were trying to fight Gumi-chan, weren't you? - That's right!
- That's right! I didn't know what to do! - That was embarrassing!
The last one is 11 walkers.
There is a boss that stands out for guidance.
Okay, spin it, please!
Two...
Three...
Let's go!
More!
Right!
More!
Right!
- More! - Let's go.
Yes.
A little bit.
Is it okay?
A little bit.
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Is it okay?
Raise your hand.
Is it okay?
I'm scared.
Raise it.
So, so.
I'm scared.
Move your feet.
Let's go.
Okay.
Is it okay?
It's not breaking.
It broke, but it went in.
It's not breaking.
If you look at Rossi's reaction, you can tell whether or not it's broken or not.
Why?!
Is it broken?
Why did you hit me?!
It's broken!
Why?!
I told you! It's broken!
It's broken!
It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken! It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken! It's broken!
It's broken!
You don't have that much budget?!
The last game is...
Shuffle Unit Contest Obstacle Hitchhiking!
Here are the contests of each player.
From people who get irritated to people who use their brains,
who will reach the goal first?!
First, Seven Air!
First player, Mika!
Second player, Omabe-chan!
Third player, Ootani-chan!
Fourth player, Takashi!
Anchor is Ishikawa!
Next, Salt Five!
First player, Matsuura!
Second player, Ivan!
Third player, Maeda-san!
Fourth...
Fourth player, Ogawa!
Anchor is Natsan!
Last is Eleven Water!
First player is Yossi!
Second player is Tsuji!
Third player is Ayaka!
Fourth player is Konno!
Anchor is Kaori!
Here you can win...
Sushi and other products that you haven't obtained yet!
Here we go!
Thank you very much!
Wait a minute!
Wait for me!
What's wrong with you?
What is this chair?
This is a chair!
This is it!
You can do it!
What is it?
Mame-chan, where are you?
Mame, where are you?
Wait for me!
The first one to leave was Risa Ningaki, a junior high school student.
The top seven layers, the winner is in your hands!
Pour water in and make Akeru-chan!
What is this? Where did you get this from?
Gogo, how is it?
Let's go!
Gogo, how is it?
Gogo...
Aya-chan!
Did you look it up?
Well then, let's go to the next one!
This is bad.
Be careful!
Are you okay?
See, we're locked this time!
They changed the rules a lot to deal with their sisters struggling with the dictionary.
Take your time.
Kago-chan, having a tough time with all of the comments, has passed the question!
The winner of the presentation, MaiDa Yuki...
Seventh place! With 2 points or less, the anchor reaches Ishikawa!
And finally, the 11-motors have cleared a different question!
Do your best, Ayaka!
You can do it!
It's not over yet!
Ishikawa is waiting for you!
Are you ready?
This year too, Ishikawa is struggling with clearing a question!
Ishikawa-san, how far are you going to wait?
You can do it!
Ishikawa has plenty of time, but suddenly...
My fingers hurt!
Ishikawa, do you think you can do it?
Sedonia wins by a landslide!
Do your best until the end!
It's too late, but Salt 5 has reached the goal with 2 points or less!
The 11-motors have cleared a different question!
And with that...
Seven Air wins!
Seven Air gets 3 rewards!
I'd like to announce the rewards everyone has obtained!
Yes!
The rewards Seven Air has obtained are...
Spaghetti!
Noodles, sushi, shaved ice, yakisoba, and grilled meat!
Next, Salt 5 has obtained...
Grilled corn, grilled meat, and yakisoba!
And the 11-motors have...
But it's not over yet, is it?
This time, we've prepared a room for you to enjoy your meal in the corn field.
"Shuffle Special" isn't over yet!
Great turnabout!
"Shuffle Quiz" for rewards!
You're about to try the "fast forward quiz" for the VTR questions.
If you get it right, you can have the rewards from other units.
The video you're about to watch is a mixture of weird things.
Look carefully at the VTR and answer where it's weird!
Here's the VTR!
"Shuffle Quiz" for rewards!
Yes! "Eleven water"!
"Grove"!
"Banana"!
Correct!
Please calm down!
There is still more!
Here is the next question!
Yoshiko is already doing her best to go forward!
You can only do it up to the second floor!
It wasn't in there, was it? It wasn't on top of it, was it?
It wasn't on top of it.
Please continue!
Eleven water!
Wasabi is matcha ice cream.
Wasabi is matcha ice cream!
Let's see the next one!
It's you!
The theme was "shogi".
Are you ready?
Give it back!
So, Seven-Eleven has returned!
Here is the next question!
Let's do our best!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, Eleven Water!
Maybe...
That person's tie...
Not a tie...
Not a tie!
High socks!
Close!
Yes, Seven Air!
That tie is a kelp?
We did it!
Seven Air, where and what are you taking from?
What is it?
I took it!
You took it?
Seika?
You took it?
We only have you!
Surprisingly, there is something hidden!
Oh, is it okay if I put it on?
[Please come back!!]
Now, ribbon order, Goddess of Freedom!
[Thank you for coming!]
We should take it from here!
[Thank you for coming!]
Next is the last quiz, but the winner will receive all the rewards the opposing unit has.
The video you are about to watch is rotating the faces of three shuffle members.
Please guess who those three are.
VTR, start!
Ah! Ah! I'm pushing!
Aibo, what are you two doing?
Ah! Ah!
What? What's wrong? Who was it?
Ah! No! Answer! Answer!
Yoshi! Yoshi and...
Rikiya! Rikiya and...
I don't know! Rikiya and...
Risa-chan and...
Um...
Who? Who? Who? Who?
Who?
It was a black-haired person.
Kaori!
Ah!
One more time! VTR, go ahead!
Um...
Yes!
Give and order!
Mame and...
Shiba-chan and...
Yoshi!
Wrong!
Too bad!
You two are correct!
One more time! VTR, go ahead!
Who was it?
It was a black-haired person.
You two were right earlier!
It's too early!
You have to go first!
Yes!
First, Shiba-chan is there.
Mame is there, too.
Huh? She's not there.
Yes!
Mako-chan!
Ah!
You two are correct!
Shiba-chan!
Yes!
Mame!
Yes!
Saito-san!
One more time! VTR, go ahead!
Ah!
Two? Two?
Yes!
Matsuura-san!
Yes!
Mame!
Shiba-chan!
Shibata-san!
Correct!
If you know this problem, you will be very happy!
Are you avoiding me? Are you lying to me? Are you cheating on me?
You're making me crazy!
Where are you going?
Come back!
Where are you going?
Come back!
Eleven water, cheers!
The match has been decided, but it looks like the preparation for the reward room is in full swing, so let's move!
Eleven water, jump out of the studio and rampage!
The three members need more training, but that person stood up!
Go ahead! Ninja T.C.!
Every time, this girl answers her seniors' questions as she pleases.
This time, the three members will be...
The fourth member, Hitomi Yoshizawa!
What does she see in the eyes of the new members?
We're going to have her observe them in the waiting room.
Let's start with the first question!
Which will it be for you in the future?
A. Ishikawa's acting lessons
B. Yoshizawa's comedy lessons
Now, A or B?
Which one will it be?
Let's have you all raise your hands!
Go ahead!
You look funny.
Wait a minute.
Do you want to go first, Tamuka?
Yes, I do.
I want to be like Ishikawa-san.
Wait a minute.
Let's watch last week's video.
I like Ishikawa-san.
Oh, you like her.
I was a fan of her.
She said she likes Ishikawa-san very much.
But she likes Ishikawa-san more than Ishikawa-san.
She said she likes Ishikawa-san more than Ishikawa-san.
Was it Tarako-san?
I want to do that.
Was it Tarako-san?
She is funny.
Do you like funny parts of Yussi?
I want to be in charge of laughing.
You are not in charge of laughing.
I am in charge of laughing.
Do you like one-shot jokes and impersonations of people?
But it's a little funny.
What?
Did you say "funny"?
It's funny.
Didn't you impersonate Udo-san?
Can you do it?
Udo-san on your back.
3, 2, 1.
It's good.
Let's do it one by one.
I want to learn from Tarako-san.
But it's not funny if there are two of you.
Let's do it together.
It's good.
Next, Kamei-chan.
Yoshida-san.
When we were in dance lesson, you were funny.
You were funny.
I was surprised, too.
But do you want to learn it?
I want you to teach me how to have fun.
You look like you have fun every day.
Next, Michiyo-chan.
Ishikawa-san.
Why?
Ishikawa-san looks like she's good at teaching.
How about Yoshida-san's comedy?
I didn't know about it.
Next,
Let's divide Morning Musume.
A. Artist.
B. Drummer.
What do you think?
Have you decided?
That's quick.
Let's see your cards.
Here you go.
See?
Why did it turn out like this?
It's good.
The reason is...
It's funny.
I've never seen you laugh like that.
I just looked at you and laughed.
It's funny.
Here's the third question.
Yoshizawa-san never cries.
What do you think is the reason?
Have you seen her cry?
No, I haven't.
No, you haven't.
She said it was funny.
Right.
What do you think, Kanae-chan?
Why didn't Yoshizawa-san laugh?
Yoshizawa-san laughs a lot.
I haven't seen anyone else laugh like that.
You look like Yoshizawa-san.
What about you, Shige-chan?
My stomach hurts and I cried.
She cried!
That was funny.
I'm funny.
Mom, I don't like it.
I want to be an actress.
I have another question for you this week.
If you could be reborn, who would you like to be reborn as in "Morning Musume."
Hmm... Yoshi... or...
If I could be Rika-chan, I'd like to do...
"den de ke den".
She's the host of "Spring Tour".
"den de ke den". I'd like to do that.
It's hard to imagine it in Otsan.
Let's call the children again today.
"Meet the Mushrooms".
Hello.
Actually, Miss West Mushroom...
was born as Tama-chan with a new mustache.
Hello, I'm Mr. Mushroom.
Hey, Tama-chan is still alive.
Shut up! Eat this, Mushroom Bean!
Let's start with Takenori Suzuki's work.
"Do It Now".
Do It Now
Hey!
Wait!
Wow! It's "Future Snow Kick"!
Next is Yosui Smile-san's work.
"Convenience Store".
Would you like me to heat it up?
Please do.
Certainly!
Convenience Store
I'm glad you like it.
I know, right?
Next up is the work of Sawayaka Ichigo-san.
If Natsu-sensei were Dandy...
Natsu!
It's Natsu!
This is...
Koala! Koala! Koala! Koala!
It's Koala, but Hime, what's this?
The picture is like that, but the nuts are quite nice.
It's the first time you've said OK.
I'm glad you like it.
So, for those of you who sent in this work, we'll give you a Koala Batch. Congratulations!
With this momentum, Waffle Unit's work...
"Singing Doggy"!
One, two... Japan's future!
That's all.
I'm glad you understood.
So, you're Chuuwarai, right?
We'll give you a Chuuwarai badge as a present.
Congratulations!
So, today is Chuuwarai Stay.
Mom, I want to see you laugh.
See, even Mom.
That's right.
Chuuwarai Stay
Everyone!
Yes!
I didn't think I'd be answered next to me.
Well, it was fun and relaxed.
I'll send you all the information.
Thank you.
I'm Nakaseko.
One, two, three.
Hi, Makocchan.
Makocchan?
No matter what I do, Makocchan?
Hey!
I'm Makokawa.
This is the second time, right?
That's right.
Um...
I'll think about it.
Please think about it.
I'll think about it.
I'm sorry about today.
Today...
I'm sorry about today.
Yes, I understand.
That's right.
This is the other assault reporter.
You know...
It's been really hot lately.
If you do this now...
In August...
It'll be over 300 degrees.
Are you stupid?
Tea!
Marseille!
It's like this!
Yes!
Maybe...
It might be more fun than Hall Pro News.
That's what I feel like.
Yes!
Let's do our best!
Yes!
My feet... Thank you very much.
Let's do our best this week as well!
Yes!
We performed at Meiji-zan this week.
Morning Musume.'s musical "Edokko Chushingura".
The original cast version became a CD!
Is the performance not over yet?
Um, last week Wednesday...
Huh?
Oh, it's Thursday.
Is the performance...
The performance...
The performance is not over yet but...
Last week...
Last week Wednesday July 2nd it was released!
All 26 songs!
Um...
Come to think of it...
The members' wig looks good!
Nakazawa-san you also have wig...
Have you ever seen a wig before?
I have!
Me too!
Next up!
Parapron members' father-like presence...
Itsuki Hiroi-san's 55 year old birthday concert video became a DVD and VHS!
Yes!
Come to think of it...
That's not it!
Come to think of it...
Morning Musume...!
Has invited us as guests!
Yes!
So we told Hello Provide...
To look forward to the members being a little nervous!
You feel like it's over now right?
A little!
Right?
Yes!
Of course it's super luxurious!
Yes!
Usually there are many people who you can't meet, but please enjoy it on DVD and VHS!
Yes! Thank you!
Now, it's the last news!
Finally in 4 years, we will do it again this year!
Shuffle project!
Yes!
This year, three elements necessary for humans will be unified.
The rules are...
The details are...
It's been a while. I've been waiting for you.
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
I'll talk to you properly.
Really?
All or nothing.
Let's do it together in front of the TV.
Good morning.
Hello.
Good morning.
It's the best.
You don't have enough cute girls. Where are you going?
There is a cute girl.
There is.
You're really rude.
You don't have enough cute girls.
No.
You don't have enough cute girls.
No.
You don't have to say that.
We do.
We do. It's important.
It's important.
You look sad.
What's wrong?
You look sad.
You don't have to say that.
It's important.
Please cherish it.
Don't cry.
Thank you very much.
You don't have to say that.
What's wrong?
You don't have to say that.
What's wrong?
Huh?
She was like that earlier.
Huh?
What's wrong?
Yes, I love water.
I especially recommend it.
What's love water like?
It's about cherishing nature.
Is it OK? I won't ask you anymore.
Well, it's amazing. You look cool.
That's enough!
Don't you have any proper information, Ms. P. Mako?
Yes! Everything will be released next Wednesday, September 9th!
If you don't know it, you'll be in trouble!
So, please take care of "eleven water"!
Be careful not to take too much salt water!
Please take care of "salt five" as well!
Is it OK for you to take too much salt water?
I'll swell up!
"eleven water" is sold out! This year's "shuffle special"!
Ladies and gentlemen!
The reason is...
Well, I don't know...
No, it's nothing!
We just got chosen!
It's a waste of being cute!
So...
Let's go!
"eleven water"!
Every day I'm crying, every day I just can't see you
I thought I'd be able to answer you if I became an adult
Every day I'm strong, every day I'm lonely
It's frustrating not being able to say it in words, isn't it?
Come on, give me a little courage
With an infinite feeling like a child, yeah!
It's not enough to be an adult
Let's draw love and truth
I'll definitely overcome it
There's a lot of things that can save us
We'll definitely become light
The future we've always dreamed of starts over there
Whoa! We wanna be all right!
Ah! Ah! Yeah!
I'll definitely protect it
I love this beautiful nature of Japan
Can you see it?
We'll definitely become light
The future we've always dreamed of starts over there
Whoa! We wanna be all right!
(The extra-sweetness!)
(Gimme!)
(Orange juice!)
(Let's drink!)
The Bunch Special 2003.
The movie is about to end!
Well, then, goodbye games!
Here's a gift from the show!
A digital camera that allows you to easily operate from Olympus to Pro and shoot high quality videos,
the Camedia X200!
And from the Japanese Record Association,
various music video software and music gift cards that can be exchanged for each person!
Applications end here!