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Today's ceremony is Gachinko Table Tennis Tournament.
Which team will win?
The ancient Roman Empire's people were passionate about the battle that costed the lives of their graduates.
And today, Morning Musume. members will show their self-respect and pride in this fierce battle.
Ceremony! Gachinko Battle Fever Grand Prix begins now!
Gachinko Table Tennis Tournament
Looking good!
On behalf of ECHIDO, our leader...
Thank you for coming to our battlefield today.
We ECHIDO players will do our best and hope you all enjoy yourselves!
Shut up, Tsukkomi!
Wait a minute!
I'm not your Kamasumi!
Mr. Iida, Mr. Abe and Mr. Yaguchi!
We'll do anything and everything!
We'll change Morning Musumen. from the younger generation!
Today, we'll play Gekokujo!
Mr. Non and Mr. Kago, you'd better be prepared!
One! Two! Three!
Go!
Hello, Morning!
Yeah!
Gachinko Table Tennis Tournament!
Which team will reach the top?
A strange game that's popular among top players.
Will it become a trend in the human world?
The laughing princess, Torres and Togo, are constantly getting involved!
What will their action be like today?
In this Gachinko Table Tennis Tournament...
...the 12 players will each hold hands and split up into 6 teams.
Depending on the combination of the teams, the tournament will be organized in one way or another.
There are no specific rules at all.
Each team will have 5 points in total.
The team with the most match points will draw lots...
...and use what's written on the lots as a racket to play.
Which team will win this tournament?
Wow!
Now, let's see what will happen!
The first match begins now!
It finally begins!
Harmony P-1 Grand Prix
I'm Shinshiro Ota.
And I'll be introducing you to the person in charge of hosting the P-1 Grand Prix,
and also K-1 Pro's "backup manager," Yuko Nakazawa!
- Thank you for inviting me! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having me here today! - Not at all!
I'm excited!
- So! - Yes!
- So, for the first match... - Yes!
- Excuse me, but I think we're ready. - We are!
- So, Ms. Nakazawa... - Yes?
Where do you think this will be seen?
Well, it's because Kei Yasuda...
Kei is holding a graduation ceremony tomorrow, so I wonder what kind of fight she will show us.
Motivation is the highest, isn't it?
Then it is the players' entrance.
First of all, from the blue corner, combination one member one, small beauty, Tsuji and Kago team's entrance.
The two-headed young lions that have shown their fierce fighting spirit will devour Momus and Gekoku Castle and burn up the flames of rebellion!
You guys, don't underestimate the Silico Gang!
So, are you going to fight with that?
Can you see it properly?
I think I know how to fight with it.
Yes, you do.
Now, let's move on to the red corner.
What do you know about the anti-Silico Gang, Yasuda- Niigaki Gang?
Who did this to me?
When will you stop making fun of me?
What does Yasuda-Niigaki Gang think about this?
And what is Niigaki Gang's biggest ambition?
Let's watch their fight!
Kei-chan, you're so modest.
No way!
I'm not like that!
No way!
I'm not like that!
You're a little modest.
Niigaki Gang...
There's also Yamamoto Shinya-san.
You two look alike!
What do you know about the Silico Gang, Yasuda- Niigaki Gang?
Blue corner serve.
Please start the match.
The match has started!
Is this an attack against Niigaki?
It went back.
In this match, Fujikago and Kei advance to 4th place and get points in no time!
Match points?
Match points!
Match points are special rules and the racket is decided here!
But, Yasuda's counterattack has started!
The match has resumed.
It's a very...
It's a very... fierce battle.
It doesn't matter what I do now, right?
It doesn't matter what you do now, right?
It doesn't matter.
As expected of Kei-chan.
It's a black corner!
Now, at this stage...
Will the serve go well?
It went in!
Now, the waiting point is 9 o'clock, right?
Ah, then...
Please draw at 9 o'clock!
Yasuda and Ibuki pair up with this racket...
Now, please.
This is...
A mistake, right?
At 6-4, it's a win in the red corner.
It's a win for the Yasuda and Ibuki pair up!
They've decided to advance to the second round!
What's wrong with this match?!
Well...
It ended before they could say it!
Yasuda and Ibuki pair up and advance to the semi- final!
Nakata-san, what's special about this match?
Ah, well...
Abe-san...
Do you think it'll go well?
I don't know, but...
Hmm... I wonder...
Well, we'll have to watch it.
We'll have to watch it!
Nakata-san, you're explaining it, right?
From the red corner...
A heart-throbbing weather-borne announcement!
Haropro Newscasters...
Ishikawa and Takahashi pair up and advance!
No matter what people say, as long as I'm here, everything's happy!
Now, breaking through the walls of corruption,
the two testers, who have crossed all common senses,
will challenge you to a decisive battle!
Huh? Ms. Kaia?
Let's do our best!
Now, from the red corner,
Pretty Blizzard from Northern Earth,
the Abe-konno group has entered!
The ancient inventors who opened up the great world,
that's right, it's them who will receive their hot knowledge!
The Dosan-kongers who are proud of their mornings!
Now is the time to explode the spirit of stigma hidden inside of you!
Let's do our best!
Now, the second match has begun!
Hey!
We did it!
To their surprise, Konno made multiple mistakes in this match,
and when they realized it, it was match point!
The racket Ishikawa and Takahashi played is similar to a tambourine, but it's a big one!
Isn't it better like this?
Ishikawa will give some advice as a senior.
That's right.
Surprisingly, it's flying!
What is it?
It's juice!
Is it difficult?
It's difficult, isn't it?
What Abe and Konno heard was that it's hard to use.
Isn't it better like this than like that?
The senior is giving some advice.
It's beautiful!
The morning girl has only one racket!
It didn't go in!
Again, it's match point!
Ishikawa and Takahashi!
What? It didn't go in?
Wait a minute!
Um, you have to touch it once...
Touch the table once...
That means you got it wrong, right?
That's what you said, right?
Yes.
Oh, I have to touch it once, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
I have to touch it once, right?
I don't know!
Abe-san is getting a little nervous.
Don't get angry, Abe-san!
She got it wrong, too!
Did it go in?
Yes, it did.
You have to bounce it once, right?
Ah!
I'm sorry!
We can see Konno-san's growth record!
That's right!
That's how it is!
That's good!
Yes!
You have to bounce it once...
Great!
Go!
Is the game already starting?
Yes!
It's still okay!
This game...
After entering deuce, it's a big conflict!
This time, it seems like...
it's better to switch from racket to lid of pot!
Yes!
But since the hit side is white...
That's right!
Simply...
Yes!
It was a good hit, right?
Yes!
It was good!
After switching to pot...
there's more smiles, right?
That's right!
I think about how to strike it now, too!
Yes, I think about it, too!
That's right!
Now, they're heading to their match point!
They're going!
This team is doing well!
They're good!
They won!
And with that, the Red Abe Konno Team has won!
Amazing!
I'm getting goosebumps!
This is an amazing victory!
We did our best!
We really did our best!
Yes!
After a close match, the Abe Konno Team won and advanced to the semi-final!
From the blue corner...
Entering one by one with fierce characters...
The impersonation duo, Iida Ogawa Team is entering!
There is only one thing for me and Ida to do!
From Iinoki to Gorohan...
Ogawa will show us his beautiful transformation!
It's burning hot!
I am Iida, the leader!
Now is the time!
Let go of your daily burdens...
And free your raging soul!
Are you going that far?
Iida-san is really good with his senses...
Yes!
By all means...
You're already laughing, Ogawa-san!
What's wrong?
It was funny!
It was funny, wasn't it?
He was doing it himself...
But it was funny, wasn't it?
Yes, it's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Even if the bridge is rolling...
It's funny...
It's about the age...
Yes!
Now, from the red corner...
Mushrooms being laid...
Now is the time to wake up!
The sudden entrance of...
The Yaguchi Yoshizawa Team!
The first time in the morning...
The small Hercules Yaguchi and...
The medium size Yoshizawa have formed...
This tournament's champion and number one team...
What kind of fight will they show us?
Now, you guys...
At our feet...
Bow down!
Kaori!
Kaori, that's...
That's difficult!
Ladies...
Yes?
Please start the match...
Yes, please...
It looks like we'll be able to watch an amazing match...
A nice serve...
Oh, it's started!
Oh!
Nice catch!
Thank you!
Wonderful!
That was amazing!
Are you okay?
I really did it on purpose!
What are you talking about?
What?
Amazing!
This is not good for Team Iida.
Team Iida is really...
I really did it on purpose.
Team Iida won!
Thank you!
Team Iida won!
This is going to be fun!
Next!
Amazing!
Team Iida is doing it without thinking!
Nice!
Amazing!
Team Iida won 3-3!
Team Iida is doing it without thinking!
Match point!
Team Yaguchi and Yoshizawa won 9 points!
That's fast!
Yaguchi and Yoshizawa's pair is...
Team Yaguchi and Yoshizawa's serve.
That's weird.
Yoshi, have you ever played tag before?
Team Iida won!
Team Iida won by a narrow margin!
Can we get some comments from Team Iida?
Team Iida!
Team Yaguchi and Yoshizawa advanced to the finals!
Congratulations!
Yaguchi and Yoshizawa advanced to the finals!
We'll be waiting for you at the venue!
(Chance of love)
I ran away from far away
I blamed it on my fate
I was invited to a party by my friends
I tried to act relaxed
I felt like I could rely on you more than that person
The moment I thought about falling in love more than thinking about it
The party venue is someone else's
The music resounds in my heart
(Chance of love)
It's starting
(And the chance of love)
An unsafe moment
Don't let me go, hold me tight
Me, forever and ever
Stay with me
Chance of love has begun
And a chance of love, don't let go of
That dangerous smell and hold me
More and more
Chance of love, do as you like
And a chance of love, while staring at
That dangerous time, kiss me
Just like this, right here, right now
Stay with me
We're waiting for you at Genjiza!
With that, it's semi-final of the semi-final match
Yasuda & Niigaki team and Abe & Konno team
How will it be?
Well, we'll see!
That's right
Then, let's have them join us
From the blue corner, it's Abe & Konno team's entrance!
Oh, there's no introduction
We'll do our best!
Then, from the red corner, it's Yasuda & Niigaki team's entrance!
Yes, I did it!
At this stage, it feels like you can say you lost, right?
Yes!
I did it!
Wait for me! Wait for me!
The red corner is Kodoi and her serve.
And Yasuda & Kodoi's serve!
Good!
He's hitting it back! It's a rally!
Great!
Yes, yes! It's looking good!
As expected of the semi-finals, the level has increased.
Yes!
Yasuda-san, your perspective is a little...
Your eyes are a little...
Ah, it's falling.
Let's go.
Please come in.
Huh? Wait!
Wait! Swimsuit!
Swimsuit, right?
One band, catch!
One band, catch! Got it?
It's all semi-finals.
That's right, it's amazing.
Momoka-chan, pick it up.
One band...
What are you doing?!
Corner!
I can't keep playing!
Three bands are catching up with two.
Sorry, sorry, Asami-chan.
Ah, it's on the second floor.
Three bands have reached a good place, but three bands...
And with that...
It's a match point, right?
Here, the two of them have drawn...
"The Worst Rocket".
The match has begun.
Whoa!
It's pretty exciting, isn't it?
Now, it's juice.
But there's only one way to go, right?
There's only one way to go, right?
I know, Don-chan!
I know how you feel.
She just tried to say it...
I was in front of you, so I was in front of you.
But she was pretty active, wasn't she?
She was very active right now.
She had a lot of strength in her.
It would have been a problem if she went in here, but...
Now, what will you do?
Did you just hit me in the back?
Are you okay?
Didn't you do it like this?
Don't you hold it like this?
Even with that one shot earlier...
Even if you hit me in the back, will you be okay?
I'm sorry.
Your hit was pretty strong, wasn't it?
Hold it like this...
Hold it like this... That's right, that's right.
And then you hit me, right?
Okay.
You're smart, aren't you?
Asami-chan!
But you didn't know the limit, did you?
This is a match point, right?
On the other hand...
This is also a hard-to-use item!
Oh, you can do the board chocolate.
Can you do it?
Kei-chan, don't eat it!
Don't eat it, Kei-chan!
Kei-chan, don't eat it!
Don't eat it!
Okay, Naruma-san, you got the board chocolate.
Oh, that's right.
Do you know what you're doing?
The board chocolate is pretty good, isn't it?
The board chocolate might be pretty good.
Now, it's a match point.
Don't be so excited about it.
It's a match point.
Well, you're my enemy, but I'll give you some advice.
Okay!
You're so cute!
You're so red!
No!
- Unexpected! - There's nothing to be surprised about!
I can hear the members saying "unexpected" as well.
- Unexpected! - It's really unexpected.
- Well, you know, it's their fault for getting it right. - That's right!
- But, since Yasta-san made it to the finals... - She did!
- This means she's going to win! - She's aiming for it!
- Yeah... - She's going to have fun!
- I'm not talking about it at all, but... - She's going to have fun!
I have a feeling that she's reproducing what she won at the Emperor's Cup when Trigulus died.
- I'm sorry, if you don't know about it, you probably don't know about it at all. - I'm sure you don't know about it at all!
- That's what Yasta-san's looking at me like right now!
- She thinks you're amazing! - She thinks you're amazing!
- For now, she thinks you're amazing! - Thank you!
- Next up is the finals! - It's the finals! - Yes!
Once again, with a miraculous reversal, Yasuda Niigaki and Yaguchi Yoshida advance to the finals!
- Now, finally...
- The finals...
- This stage has finally arrived. - It has arrived.
- Yes!
- Now, let's introduce the teams that have advanced to the finals!
- Yasuda Niigaki's team and...
- Yaguchi Yoshida's team!
- Kei-chan...
- You're here, Yasta-san! - You're here!
- I thought you'd lose right away, but... - That's right!
- You've advanced to the finals... - Yes!
- From now on...
- Kei-chan and Yaguchi will have a competitive match. - Ah, I see!
- This is...
- Deep-rooted, I'd say. - That's exciting!
- What are you saying?!
- I'm sorry for saying that! - I'm sorry for saying that!
- No, um... - I'm sorry for saying that!
- You're very carefree. - Yes!
- Yes!
- But, um... Yaguchi Yoshida's team... - Yes!
- They looked strong in the previous match, too... - That's right!
- So... - That's right!
- It doesn't matter how strong they are. - Yes!
- And they're really good at running away, too... - Yes!
- So I think it'll be a good match. - It'll be a good match!
- Now, then... - Yes!
- The final match to determine the champion of the P-1 Grand Prix!
- Let's go with the players' entrance.
- From the blue corner...
- Yaguchi Yoshida's team's entrance!
They've appeared dancing gracefully.
It seems like Yaguchi's team has no problems.
It seems like it.
It's alright.
Next, the red corner.
Yaguchi's team's entrance!
What's that?
Yaguchi's team's entrance!
Are you still able to question?
There will be a final match.
Nobody can win!
It's the red corner serve.
Let's go.
One-point player.
She dodged it!
The speed of the ball is a little different from other teams, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
The serve is cool.
It was a miracle.
Two-point.
But I noticed something.
Isn't she only good at serving?
No, it's just my imagination.
She's good!
She's really good at it!
Yes, she's only good at serving.
I noticed it.
That was close.
Please talk to each other.
It might be tough for you.
You're at the bottom of the first row.
Oh, I see.
She's doing a good job.
Yes, she is.
Oh, no!
She made a slight mistake.
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
It's heavy!
As I thought, batting is difficult!
I could see her feelings.
Yes, you could.
Here I go!
She was in a hurry!
I'm so scared!
She showed her kindness that she had to do something about it.
Yes, she did.
Now, it's Jace's turn.
Here I go!
She was in a hurry!
As I thought, she was in a hurry!
Match point!
Here I go!
Help me!
It's a draw, but it's still a main match!
I didn't expect such a main match would be waiting for me!
It's a draw!
It's a tie!
That was close!
Now, we've got a match point.
Now, let's have Yasudaku draw a single.
Yasudaku has drawn a CD!
Will he be able to hit it?
It's not a single!
Now, the question is what CD that CD is.
That's also a very big question.
Wait a minute!
It's going to be hard for me to hit it.
If you don't have any comments, you shouldn't announce it.
So, Yasudani is serving for the team.
The match resumes.
Now, it's six against six.
Once again, it's a draw.
Here I go!
It's a tie!
It's not over yet!
It's a tie!
Once again, it's a draw.
It's a close match.
It's difficult!
I'll go first.
It looks difficult.
It's not a single match, but it's a close match.
This is...
The winner is...
Team Yaguchi-Yoshizawa!
Amazing!
The winner is...
Team Yoshizawa!
Alright!
The winner is...
Team Yaguchi-Yoshizawa!
You have achieved excellent results in the Harmony P-1 Grand Prix.
I'm proud of you.
Thank you very much.
President of Harmony P-1 Grand Prix in May 2015, Yuuko Nakazawa.
Oh, it's you, Yuuko.
You can't do it, can you?
Thank you very much!
The winner is...
Team Yaguchi-Yoshizawa!
Please take it back home.
You did it!
The winner is...
Team Yaguchi-Yoshizawa!
First of all, Ms. Yaguchi.
Yes!
How do you feel about winning?
It's Yoshi's last miracle.
The last miracle.
I think the bat is quite difficult.
It's thanks to this girl.
Ms. Yoshizawa will definitely take back that bat.
I'm sure of it.
In the end, you showed us a good table tennis.
Thank you very much!
You lost, but you won second place.
But you've come this far, so it's good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
But you can't hit it!
I'm sorry.
Tomorrow, please sing as much as you want.
Yes, I'll sing!
That's all for the Harmony P-1 Grand Prix!
We'll be waiting for you at Menchiza!
Hime, we've received a lot of questions this week about what you like about yourself.
If you were a man, which Morning Musume. member would you like to date?
Tanaka Kunie's face is kind of nice.
You mean you'd like to date a man?
Oh, I see.
Hime, would you like me to read you another question?
Okay, I'll play Tanaka Kunie and sometimes I become a cow.
Sometimes you become a cow?
I don't think you've become a cow.
Have you?
Let's call out the kids again today!
Meet the Mushrooms!
We've received a lot of questions about you, Mushrooms!
If you were a man, which Morning Musume. member would you like to date?
There's no man or woman like you, Mushrooms!
Getsu!
Ito Rio's work!
Hyokkori Hyotanjima!
Hyokkori Hyotan-hima!
I'm bored!
Work!
Hyokkori Hyotan-hima!
I'm bored!
Work!
That's how it goes.
It doesn't sound funny at all!
Next, Tatsuya Tanaka's work!
Setsubun!
Oni wa soto! Fukuwaa jutsu!
I'm Tsutomu-kun! Nice to meet you!
I'm Tsutomu-kun! Please remember me!
Tsutomu-kun!
What's your favorite food?
I like yakiniku!
Really?
It's been Tsutomu-kun!
Don't break this!
Don't break it!
Don't break it, Tsutomu-kun!
So, for those of you who sent us this work, we'll give you a broken patch as a present!
Next up is a work by Kuinen-san!
"THE PEACE"!
The person I like was noisy!
Oh, my darling!
Becky!
Can you tell me where this is?
It's hot!
Which part of this is a pot?
It's not that big of a pot...
Turn it off!
It's not that big of a pot...
It's not that big of a pot, but I like the atmosphere of it.
Alright! Since you all worked hard yesterday, we'll give you a laughingstock as a present!
Next up is a work by Yamada Ryodaru-san!
Please imagine it!
A girl who only wears a T-shirt...
It's cool!
I'm imagining it right now!
(Bell ringing)
(Laughing)
She's laughing a little!
Did you hear it?
I want to be that teacher!
Just once!
Do you want to meet her?!
She wants to do it!
Alright! Since you all sent us this work, we'll give you a laughingstock as a present!
Congratulations!
And with that, today's topic is...
Simply laughing three times in a row
Everyone in front of the TV...
Please eat it!
(Bell ringing)
(Laughing)
That's delicious!
Did you fall in love with him?
No, we didn't.
(Laughing)
Maybe.
(Laughing)
What are you talking about?
I think we're in love.
In love?
Yes.
It's hot!
It's so hot!
You two, it's not love, it's a cold!
A cold?
Are you okay?
Are you sick?
Minimony had a kappa.
Minimony?
Kappa's
good
nose
pinch!
Kappa, kappa, hot, hot!
Meg, what's wrong with you?
Ouch!
(Screaming)
Hot, hot!
Kappa's nose is hot!
Hey, what are you doing?
The doctor said you'd get better if you rested.
So you two, let love sleep quietly.
Okay.
I'm going shopping.
See you.
Be good.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Be good.
Bye-bye.
Be good.
You have to rest.
Be good.
Okay.
Bye-bye.
Okay.
Love, get better and play with me.
I have something for you.
I'm so hungry I can't talk.
But I want something.
I'm hungry.
A drink.
Over there.
You want me to get it for you?
You want me to go with you?
What a shame!
I ate it!
Ping pong! Ping pong!
Let's get it!
I'll go next.
Go ahead.
Open a can, put it in a cup and drink it.
I'm drunk.
Bowling?
Coke!
Beer!
I drink and I'm drunk.
I run and I calculate.
A demon?
What is this song?
A song?
B, demon.
A demon!
Nakano Nina!
Drink a beer and run.
Run.
What is it?
I don't know!
What is the correct answer?
The correct answer is...
Drink a beer and run.
It was that simple.
Next is Tsujipakeru.
Go ahead.
What?
Tamure-san?
What's this?
Tamure-san is...
Perming?
Razzman?
Hiding! In the field!
What's that?
What?
Ah! Calm down! Calm down!
Ah, calm down and...
What are you doing?
Pirates?
What's that? I don't know!
What? What? What? What?
What?
Sexy! Sexy pose!
What? What's that?
Othello?
Ah, it's Kizukago! Kizukago!
Bonkippo? Bonkippo?
Bon...
Ah!
It's two of you!
So?
So what?
We're brothers! Brothers!
I know!
We're brothers!
Brothers!
Sisters!
Master Razzman and...
Marisabelle and...
Penny!
No way!
That's pretty!
Wow!
That was fun!
Razzman didn't do anything wrong!
It was a lot of fun!
My cold is gonna be cured!
Oscar goes deaf!
Ah!
I'm back, Ppan!
- Welcome back, Ppan! - Oh, my!
Ppan! You shouldn't be sleeping! What are you doing, Ppan?
Oh!
What's wrong?
I played too much and now I have a cold.
Which one?
Hot!
Oh my god!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
You're crazy!
Which one?
Touch it!
Hot!
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
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One, two, and then...
Reach out and...
One, two, and then...
- And... - Yes, and then...
- Two times of knitting. - Yes.
- One... - Turn it around a little.
- It doesn't turn! - One, two...
- One, two...
- Outside and one time of knitting. - One, two...
Now, check your waist position one more time.
- Um... One... - Okay.
- The rhythm is... - One, two...
- Now for a one...
- Your hips should be behind... - One, two...
- Correct.
- One, two, right?! - One, two, right?!
- One, two... - One more time!
Um... It's all so different now.
Now, don't bend over...
- Softly... One, two... - One, two...
- One, two...
- You're still stuck with your crotch!
- Your legs... - At the time...
- Were you limping? - Limping?
- Yes. - Yes, yes, yes.
- It's easier now, right? - You did it!
- You did it well! - It's weird, because I was like this.
When you saw the video at the audition, it was a huge problem!
Can you remember anything?
No, don't cry!
I want to go back to those memories.
It's like we're watching ourselves back in the day.
And now...
Tears! The other way around! Charmy's at her limit!
Charmy was thrown into a ice cold prison on a spring day.
Her days of suffering were full of pain.
I guess I should clean up once in a while.
Oh, oh, oh, oh...
Oh, oh...
Ah! Wait!
Oh, my!
My mother had a time like this, too.
Sigh...
Should I just ignore it?
You're right.
Thanks to my tears of frustration...
I guess there were times when I acted like an adult.
Sometimes I get surprised when my friends call me like that, you know, Mom?
Gen-san!
There are a lot of people who don't know me as a single girl.
I told Nakazawa-san not to come out every Wednesday.
Gen-san! Nakazawa-san is young, too...
Nakazawa-san...
How are you?
Oh, Gen-san! How are you?
How are you?
Nakazawa-san...
That kappo uniform looks good on you, too.
No, Gen-san! No way!
What are you doing, Mom?
Hurry up and cook!
Yes, yes, yes...
Mom, you're a little too excited.
Mom, I'm embarrassed.
Hurry up and turn on the TV.
Should I turn it on?
What are you doing today?
Parapron is about to start, too.
Is it starting?
Huh? Huh?
Huh?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
It's me! Hello! I'm Chariska! Huh? Huh? Huh?
Um, is that not our TV cable?
Huh? Ah! I get it now!
It's not our TV cable! This is my house's decision!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! What is this person doing for me?
What are you doing here?
Ahem! I'm on a business trip to Harapron News!
Stop it!
Ca, ca, Harapron News!
Cha, cha, cha, usa! I'm Chariska!
What? What? What did you come for today?
Well, without saying that, I came for you.
Well, you only need 5 minutes.
5 minutes?!
You only need 5 minutes, so please go out with me for a while.
Can you really go home in 5 minutes?
No, it's a little...
Can you really go home in 5 minutes?
Yes! 5 minutes!
Wait!
Yes!
Then I'll go! The first news is this!
Melon anniversary's 9th single "Chance of Love" will be released on May 8th, Golden Week, in the morning of Thursday!
Wow!
Melon!
I've been there!
Really?!
Oh! I've been there, too!
I don't know why, but I feel like I'm sitting next to her.
I've heard of it on the radio.
Oh, really?! What is it like?
I heard it earlier, too!
They do it like this! Like this!
What's that?
It's sexy!
Who?
Everyone!
Do it! Do it!
Like this!
Introduction!
Benefits!
Yes!
A hand towel with a message in it!
Mom, a towel!
I want one of these, too! I want to use one of these!
Also, when you're writing and composing, you can use this thing called "tsunku", right?
Yes!
When you're writing and composing, you can use this thing called "tsunku", right?
Huh?!
Why?!
Oh, I see!
Does it make you excited?!
This family knows about such crazy things, right?
Huh?
I'm sorry...
I'm the one who should be telling you about such things, but...
Somehow, today...
I'm being pulled by my parents and children all the time...
Melon-chan's release, too...
Even though I really love Melon Memorial Day...
It's going to get dark soon...
Give it back!
Right?
You're mean!
If you turn off the lights on your own, you'll get in trouble!
Also, when you turn on and off the lights, it costs a lot of money!
Do you know that?!
You're mean!
It's not because I turned it off...
It's because my heart is getting dark...
What?!
You don't have any?!
Anyway...
It's about...
Well, it's about...
It's about...
Then, next...
Let's go to the last news for today!
Yes!
The mini-moni released recently...
Rock'n'roll masterpiece "Shota Ichi"...
Has become a single and has been released on May 8th!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Isn't there a play going on?
Is there a play going on before the song starts?
What kind of mother do you want to see?
She's like...
She's like... "Hey!"
That's embarrassing!
You're mean!
Turn it off.
That's mean!
Hurry up and turn it off.
Don't waste electricity.
Why?
That's mean!
It's not mean! We don't use electricity anymore.
Why does it have to get dark?!
We don't use electricity on our own!
B-but if you don't...
Charmy, you can't stay like this! Go home!
Hurry up and go home!
You're cleaning up?
No, no, I'm not garbage!
It's not mean!
If it really gets dark and you're like, "Oh, I'm sad. Will you forgive me?"
Then it gets brighter and you're like, "Hey!"
Get out of here!
Ai-chan!
Hey!
You're using me again!
Is she your mother?
My body is melting!
I'm not garbage!
You're mean!
Get out of here!
Hey, I'm not garbage!
Remember that!
Idiot!
Twelve girls will challenge themselves to a period drama.
They'll sing and dance in kimonos.
Tickets for the historical theater musical starring "Morning Musume", Edokko Center Gras, are now on sale!
We're waiting for you at the theater!
Here's a present from the show!
A digital camera, camedia x200, which allows you to shoot wide-angle shots from Olympus with a flow and easy operation!
And from YAMAHA, you can easily play your guitar with one hand, according to the song.
Each and every one of you can play your guitar with one hand!
You can apply by emailing this address.