AISubs v3.5
Yaguchi-san made Minimoni!
It took a lot of work!
Yaguchi-mani Minimani Graduation Ceremony!
I said it in one word because it's small, but it's Yagedosha!
I'm happy.
Are you happy?
Yes.
Thank you for setting up a project.
Yaguchi-mani, you're the one who formed the popular Minimoni!
Yes, that's right.
It's a unit made with Harumoni.
Yaguchi will graduate from Minimoni this time!
Yes!
But!
There was hope that it wouldn't get damp here!
Yes, that's right!
Today is Minimoni-like, cheerful, and...
Hello, Morning!
Yay!
Yaguchi's Minimoni Graduation Special!
A quiz showdown with Mom's!
Also, a last live performance with that song!
Farewell, Marippa!
A last cup of tears!
Huh? Could it be that Charmin is back?
After this, a quiz showdown with Shinkaito!
This time, it's Mom's versus Minimoni plus Takahashi!
Choose a question from the panel and compete for points!
First, today's star, Yaguchi-san!
Yes!
I'd like you to choose a quiz.
Which one will you choose?
"Karuku Daisukki Ichi Ni"!
Daisukki Ichi Ni!
Please watch this video!
"Karuku Daisukki Ichi Ni"!
Daisukki Ichi Ni
We asked everyone in Nambudaka Kindergarten.
Do you like girls?
"Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!" "Yes!"
I can't choose.
Who is it?
It's me!
Are you two dating?
Yes, we are.
That's great!
Then, among these five people...
Five people?
Why?
Because we're weird five people.
That's cute!
Then, here is the question.
What is it?
Who will Mashuu-kun choose?
Morning Girls Team, please answer.
Aipon!
I dared to think that Mashuu-kun would choose Mika-chan.
Yes, yes, yes.
Wait a minute! Didn't you forget?
No, no, no.
But, you know, I think Mashuu-kun has good eyes.
Ah, what do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Mini Moni Team is...
Yes, it's me!
It's me!
Then, here is the correct answer.
It's me!
Which one is better?
Then, Mika-chan is better!
No, no, no.
Which one is better?
Ah, that's cute.
Which one is better?
That's cute!
Mashuu-kun was very funny.
That's cute!
Thank you!
It's me!
Then, here is the correct answer.
Oh, it's tough.
Then, please choose the next question for Morning Musume.
Can I choose one?
Can you?
"Yuu-chan, Papa, Papa, da, pyon" 1st question.
What is it?
I'm curious about it.
For this question, whatever Yuu-chan is shooting with her camera will receive something.
Let's minimani, binpan takuizumi!
She's shouting in the distance.
What is it?
I know!
What is it?
Where is it?
Which one?
For minimani team...
1, 2, 3...
Gloves!
I don't know.
Mini?
1, 2, 3...
Minimochan!
Minimochan gets points for her team!
Okay, Minimoni Team, please choose a question!
Okay, one, two...
Minihams!
Speaking of Minihams, it's Hamsters!
That's right!
So we asked this girl to give us a name.
Can you say it for us?
She sang a Hamster song...
Oh, Minihams, right?
Oh, welcome!
She's got a kid in her arms!
Um... Rie. That's God's name.
You're the worst!
Hamham.
Hamham, shall I kiss you?
Eat it! Eat it!
Hamham!
Eat it!
Can you give me a name for this?
Huh?
You and all kinds of...
Coke.
Huh?
Coke.
Coke?
Coke.
The reason is...
It's refreshing.
Okay, here's the question!
This ham song...
Hamhamham...
What is this song called?
Morning Team!
Hamzoo!
I don't know!
Minimoni Team!
Hamchan?
Ham?
Like, maybe...
If you put it on ham, it's like a sausage, right?
Mousie-chan!
Mousie?
Honey-chan!
Honey!
What kind of honey is it?
Honey-chan's reason was like this...
Honey-chan!
Huh?
Honey-chan is good, right?
Honey-chan?
Yes.
What's the reason for that?
Hamster and mini-moni make Honey-chan.
That's all.
And so, it was Honey-chan!
And so, the answer is Honey-chan!
Please choose the question.
Drink delicious milk containing milk that you don't like.
Before drinking milk...
Dry curry.
It's a little rich, isn't it?
Pepper.
It's cute.
I like it, too.
Can I eat it from the nose?
Banana.
It's like a drink for God.
I like peaches.
I like ginger roast.
Now, here is the question.
Ginger roast I don't know about.
Which one of them can't drink milk?
Well then, Morning Team, please give us the answer!
Risako.
What is it?
She often wears mini-moni, so I think she likes mini-moni.
Even if she drinks it, she still likes mini- moni.
I wonder if she copies me saying she doesn't like mini- moni with milk.
That's a very unpleasant look.
I see.
Mini-moni Team is...
Plastic.
Risako-chan.
What's wrong with you?
You look like you're about to throw up.
Both teams have one answer.
Thank you for the meal!
This is number three, too.
It's true!
Let me drink it.
No, you can't drink it.
I told you you can't drink it.
The correct answer is...
Risako-chan!
Let's start from the smallest one.
The smallest one!
This quiz is...
What is in front of the camera?
Zoom quiz!
What?
What did you say?
What?
You're fast!
Tama-chan!
No way! I'm sorry, it's too fast.
It's a dog house!
Let's look at it.
We can't tell without looking at it.
Wait, I forgot the answer.
Isn't it a theme park?
No, it's not.
There's a pigeon!
There's a pigeon, but...
Which one?
"Kakashi"?
I know!
It's red and purple!
It's a person!
What?
It's a person!
Who is it?
Zudoh-san!
Hayashia Paper-san!
Who is it?
It's red and purple!
It's a person!
Look at it!
Here you go!
Tama-chan!
It's Haru Ichiban-san!
The correct answer is...
Haru Ichiban-san!
Let's look at the next one.
Why is it Haru Ichiban-san?
Attention!
If you're energetic, you can do anything.
If you're energetic, you can change the world.
Attention!
One!
Two!
Three!
The correct answer is spring first.
Thank you for being in the rain.
The correct answer is spring first.
The winner is B-Boying Team!
B-Boying Team
Dr. Nakazawa was suffering from misogyny.
He spent his lonely days in the hospital.
Come in.
Good morning, Dr. Nakazawa.
Good morning.
How do you feel?
I don't feel bad, but...
I had a weird dream.
I think you had that dream because you were in the hospital.
Is that so?
Oh, I have something to tell you later.
Okay.
See you.
Hey, stop crying in the morning!
What is she talking about?
I'm a little worried.
Come in.
Isn't that a toy?
You look well.
Are you going to the hospital again?
No, I came to see you.
I see. Thank you for coming.
You're welcome.
You have to get well soon.
Yes.
I followed you here.
Oh, I'm sorry. It must have been hard for you.
It was hard for me.
Will you decorate it for me?
It was really hard for you, wasn't it?
It was hard for me.
It's black, isn't it?
It's not black.
It's not black, but...
Grandma!
What?
You don't have to draw such a black line.
Grandma!
You don't have to draw such a black line.
Hey! Don't do that!
Oh, you can't reach it.
Grandma, you don't have to do it.
If you do this, you'll be a crow's wife.
Bye.
You have to get well soon.
Grandma, please take me home.
(laugh)
Mrs. Yukiko, you see, I was born.
I said I'm not Mrs. Yukiko.
That's right, that's right.
I thought I was lonely alone, so I brought a bird.
Bird?
Bird.
That, canary or hydrangea?
It's my favorite bird.
What kind of bird? What is it?
Don't be surprised.
(laugh)
She's very surprised.
It's a tarantula.
(laugh)
It's a tarantula.
I don't want it.
I baked it in a pan.
(laugh)
This is it.
Don't leave it like this.
It's sake, but what is it?
(laugh)
Is it okay?
Oh!
(laugh)
Don't catch a cold.
(laugh)
It's coming again.
Hey, don't you need it?
It's important, isn't it?
Oh, don't take it from me.
(laugh)
What's wrong with your hair?
What's wrong with it?
(laugh)
More than that...
(phone ring)
Please come in.
Ms. Yamadawa, how do you feel?
Not at all.
What was my illness?
What did I do?
It's "man-hidden miso disease".
Oh, that one.
Is that illness cured by surgery?
It will be cured.
But that surgery is very difficult and I have never succeeded.
But we have no choice but to do it.
Please leave it to me.
Yes.
Yamada-san, prepare for the opera.
What?
Yamada-san!
Yamada-san, nurse Yamada-san!
Yamada-san!
This way.
Oh, this way.
You always say you have to be by my side, don't you?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yamada-san, prepare an opera.
Yes, ma'am.
Seriously...
It's really hot these days.
Oh, I wonder if I should do some exercise.
Oh, it feels good.
Oh, it's cool.
Oh...
What's wrong with you?!
This isn't an opera, it's a wake-up call!
Yamada-san?
Do you know what an opera is?
No, I don't.
An opera is an operation.
An operation!
Oh, I see.
Oho!
Oho! Oho!
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's not an operation, it's a wake-up call!
You...
That's enough. Go home.
Oh, that's enough.
Oh, yes.
I'm so ugly.
I wish she told me that.
Nurse, do you really do operations?
I do.
But you've never succeeded, have you?
It's a very difficult operation, but...
Um...
Black Jack-sensei...
I think you'll be fine, but...
I told you, it's a manga.
Okay?
I don't have one!
You do.
It's Black Jack!
I'm not Black Jack. I'm a distant relative of Black Jack.
You're here too, right, Pioco?
Please operate on this patient!
What's his illness?
He'll die without any connection to men for life.
It's a misogyny for men.
I see.
Come to think of it,
there are symptoms of that illness everywhere.
What are they?
It's...
It's better not to say.
What do you mean?
Anyway, let's examine him.
Excuse me.
Okay.
You're cutting me off all of a sudden.
No way.
Hey, this is bad.
Are you okay?
What? What do you mean?
Give me your hand.
Okay.
It doesn't look like you're cutting me off at all.
I'm a married woman.
I can't see you.
This is too late.
Achonburike!
What are you doing?
This is what I do when I'm surprised.
Achonburike!
That's not it!
Achonburike!
Is that okay?
What are you doing?
What's that?
Hey, you don't have to do that!
What did you say?
Achonburike!
You don't have to do that!
Hey!
I'm about to die. Stop it.
Hey, you don't have to do that!
Hey, why am I so late?
It's hard to understand, but don't stab me!
I have a disease that I can cure and a disease that I can't cure.
Why?
Since I was born, I've only cured young girls.
Why?
What do you mean?
What happened?
It's difficult.
No, why?
It's 60 to 50 now.
Minimoni team is in the lead.
We've been tricked.
Minimoni team.
Small.
Is it a little small?
What is it in her hand?
Cell phone.
But it's not a cell phone.
Daikon-roshi.
I know.
Otama.
What?
It's an umbrella.
It's an umbrella branch.
Tanshi.
Isn't it?
Minimoni team.
Potatoes with eyes.
Sakura.
What is it in her hand?
Compact.
Dolphin.
What is it in her hand?
Sakurai.
Turtle.
Here is the correct VTR.
The correct answer is...
"moshimoshi" and "kame" (turtle)
So, the correct answer is "kame" (turtle)
MIMORI team has won.
Let's continue.
"daisuki" and "ni" (two)
"daisuki" for children...
"yaguchi" for MIMO.
"musume ga daisuki" (I love girls)
"kono ko da na" (this girl)
"ata mo" (head)
"kono ko ni shiwagimasu" (I'll give you this girl)
"kono ko datte, ibaragi namari ga nanka aru yo ne?" (this girl has something called "ibaragi namari" right?)
"nan de shi?" (what is it?)
"namari" is "sobori" (dry)
I know you, Morning Girl.
Here is the question.
Who will this father choose?
Let's start with the Morning Team.
"yaguchi" (head)
"naze" (why)
"koyaguchi" (head)
MIMO team.
"tsuichan" (grandfather)
"naze" (why)
Here is the correct answer.
I know you, Morning Girl.
"naze" (no)
Morning Girl.
"kore suki" (I like this girl.)
"tsukatto sukkiri sawayaka" (her skirt is refreshing.)
"oke bebi" (okay baby)
"ie" (no)
"norinori"'s father chose "yaguchi".
"otou san, horoyoi desu keno!" (father, I love you so much!)
But this is the next one!
Then, the last question!
"Minimo ni basu ni chinande, patobasu wo tazumei!" (Minimo ni bus ni chinande, patobasu wo tazumei!)
"Basugaito-san-tachi ni kiichaimashita!" (Busguide-san- tachi ni kiichaimashita!)
"Udatte, okyakusan tte imasu?" (But, are there customers?)
"Gajisan mo nominayo" (Gajisan, won't you drink with me?)
"toka itte, osaki wo susumerareta koto mo arimasu" (I've been blamed for alcohol before)
"wakaranai uta wo utatte kure" (If you tell me to sing a song I don't know,)
"komari" (troublesome)
Then, here is the question!
"shigata wo shite" (After work)
What kind of customers were troubled by this guide?
chotto, could you get me a copy of it, I was told
"kaori-ppoi ne" (It smells good)
"karasu no nyobu utatte" (Sing "Crow's Nyobu" for me)
"nani?" (What?)
"watashi wa!" (I want to do it!)
"katta!" (I got it!)
"mini-moni no kakko, to iuka, outfits?" (Mini-moni's clothes or outfits?)
"watashi wa!" (I want to do it!)
"shiga?" (Isn't it?)
"oshite?" (Do it?)
"niwaretano?" (Did you say it?)
"shitai de, shitai de" (I want to do it, I want to do it)
"kekkon shita, shitai de" (I got it!)
"seeno!" (One, two!)
"kekkon shite!" (Marry me!)
"te iwareta!" (I was told!)
"oshii!" (Too bad!)
"sugoi oshii!" (Really too bad!)
"musuko no kekkonaite wa doudai?" (How about my son's marriage partner?)
"hai! seikinbuite arudonda!" (Yes! Seikinbuite arudonda!)
"jibun no musuko san ga dokushin datta rashii ndesu kedo," (It seems like my son was single)
"watashi no shashin o ippai totte," (He took a lot of pictures of me)
"moshi musuko ga ki ni ireba, renraku suru kara," (If you like my son, I'll contact you)
"hai, kekkon o susumerareta koto wa arimasu" (Yes, I was recommended marriage)
"te no baka de," (With that said,)
"musuko to no kekkon o susumeru okyakusan," (It was a customer who recommended marrying their son)
The correct answer is...
Morning team!
90 vs 90, so both teams win!
Be nice and get along with each other, okay?
The products are amazing!
Lastly, a word from the gag team!
This unit was made for this show, and I had a lot of memories with it.
How do I say it... I learned a lot from it.
I haven't met Takahashi yet, but I had a lot of memories with these three.
It was a lot of fun.
I hope the four of us, including Takahashi, will continue to sing wonderful songs.
Thank you!
Let's do our best!
Let's cheer for our team!
This has been the gag team's "If you say one word, I'll burn you" special!
Thank you!
Suddenly, a mysterious queen appears before the leaves!
What is her purpose?!
Also, where did Marippa's love go?!
Next up is...
Discovery! An unprecedented incident!
Today's theme is miso soup.
Minimuni was a kappa!
Minimuni?!
Kappa's love story!
"Kappa in Love" and "Haruurara"!
I'm Mariaki Sakai!
Mogumogumbo!
Today's theme is misochi.
We've invited people who are interested in misochi from all over the country!
Konja!
Let's go!
Misochi! Misochi! Check!
Put misochi in front of you and make it look like an arrow!
If you think it's an arrow, raise the circle!
Ding ding ding!
Ma'am!
Your room includes a sofa, bed cover, and even a tissue box!
Did I say that?
It sounds like information.
I heard that you can't put a bed cover.
You can't love? You can't love?
Your bed cover runs away!
- That's right. - Your bed cover is no good looking like an animal.
It's too big!
- That's why you can't have it! - Oh, that might be why!
This is a sesame seed figurine!
This unit is called "arira" and "omon"!
Show us your answers!
Let's hear the reasons why it's bad.
The balance is bad.
The condition of your face is a little bad.
And you end up becoming a natto.
Go-natto!
You stink!
You smell like miso!
No, it's not like that.
Don't say I smell like miso!
So, Yuko Nakazawa has proven that she is a complete natto!
It's been four months!
It's only been three months!
I'm going to drink your youthful essence with this porori spoon!
Thank you for the porori!
It's so good!
Isn't this too young for you, Gorori?
How old are you?
Twenty years old!
Twenty years old?!
You're the same age as me!
Don't say that!
And...
What does it taste like?
Does it taste like you're in love?
Actually, you're right!
I'm in love with a human!
But in Kappa's world,
being in love with a human
is a bad habit!
That's where Marippa wanted to become human!
If she had wished for it...
You're the one who fell!
If that's the case, hurry up and say it, Porori!
Can you make me human with my power, Porori?
Can you do something like that?!
I can, Porori.
This ring is...
Porori of the Ring!
What?!
If you put this on your finger,
your wish will come true, Porori!
What?!
Then why doesn't the queen
wish for her young love to return?
That's right.
Wow, what a wonderful ring!
Thank you!
Which one should I choose?
Um...
You're going to wear it but you're not wearing it, Porori?!
I'm number one!
MSL! MSL!
Thank you! Good luck!
...That's the reason, Porori.
However, once you become human,
you will never come back
to Kappa's world again, Porori.
Even then, do you want to become human, Porori?!
Marippa! Don't worry about us!
It's okay! The three of us can get along!
Marippa! Thank you for everything!
Marippa! Thank you!
There, there, Mikappa! Calm down!
I know! I know!
Marippa! Become human!
I'll take care of the rest!
Mikappa! Please!
You made up your mind, didn't you?
Yes!
You've made up your mind, haven't you?
Yes!
Then put on your ring and make a wish, Porori!
Hey!
Please!
Become human!
Wait for me, Marippa!
Everyone!
Take care!
Marippa!
She's gone...
Oh! Marippa's plate and ice cream!
Goodbye!
My cucumber!
Hey!
Don't fight, you two!
Oh...
I wonder if Marippa is doing well now...
I wonder...
I've been dumped!
Well, you know...
The world of humans isn't that sweet, you know, Porori!
Well, when you're 29 years old, I'll lend you this costume, Porori!
Really?
So, live strong, Porori!
Yes!
I understand!
Is that okay, Porori?
Yes!
Okay!
Oh, okay!
It's so nerve-racking...
Thanks to everyone...
Who's next?!
Chomy...
You too?!
Thank you, Chomy!
I'm glad I met you all!
This season...
It's a little sad, isn't it?
But...
It's also a season of a new start, isn't it?
The cherry blossoms are beautiful!
So, for everyone...
From Chomy...
I'm sending you "Love Ale"!
One, two, three!
Furefure, everybody!
Furefure, happy!
Don't lose, don't lose, happy!
I'll do my best!
Hello, I'm Chaymiska!
Oh, my voice is gone.
Hey, what's wrong?
No, no, I'm not crying, I'm not crying at all.
Don't worry about me.
Did you have something lonely?
No, I'm not lonely at all, Yuko Nakazawa.
It's okay for me to welcome the spring of my 30s.
Yeah! That's how you feel!
No! No! It's not like that.
An instrument!
Yes, an instrument.
You had it with you when you rehearsed, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
As I said earlier, it's "going my way".
I wonder if you can be so relaxed about it.
No, it's a new spring now.
Spring!
Don't worry about me.
Speaking of spring...
Farewell.
That's right.
It's the season of farewell!
Why?
There's nothing to be sad about.
It's okay, I'm not crying.
Really.
Huh?
Did you forget?
About what?
Next week...
"Farewell, Charmy"...
Oh, you're right!
"Farewell, Charmy"...
Spring...
It's the season of farewell!
Okay, let's do it.
Why are you crying?
You'll know later.
You'll know?
Okay, let's do it!
The topic of this week is...
Open!
Wait a minute!
I know you're sad, but aren't you laughing?
No, no...
I thought you were doing a good job!
Ouch!
I can't believe it! This is a dream!
Goodbye, Charmy.
With "goodbye, Charmy", this set will get smaller, too!
Who are you?!
There's a big incident going on...
Ishikawa-kun.
Yes.
Nice to meet you, viewers of TV.
I'm Takahashi Raburi, director of TV "Hanomori Announcement".
Since when did you become a director?
That's sudden, Ishikawa-kun.
Yes.
Considering how you feel about this show...
I couldn't say it in person, but...
What is it?
I'm announcing it here and now!
What is it?
An incident!
Yes.
I'm the director of "Hanomori Announcement"...
Charmy Ishikawa-dono!
That's weird!
On April 1st, 2015...
Hyokkori Hyotanjiman Division...
...will be appointed!
Good work!
Thank you, director!
Yes!
Well, do your best!
No, I'm fine here! I like it here!
Oh!
What?!
No! I don't like flowers like that!
Then...
Shall we hand over the flowers together?
Hyokkori Hyotanjiman, do your best!
Yes, yes, yes!
Then, director!
Yes!
Congratulations on graduating!
No, I'm not graduating!
Hyokkori Hyotanjiman, do your best, too!
Yes!
Then, Charmy-kun...
Lastly, a word for the viewers!
A word!
Why is the lighting changing?!
It's fine!
The camera is really close to you!
It's amazing!
Why is it like this?!
Charmy...
Thank you...
For always...
Watching over me...
Warmly...
Thanks to you all, Changmin has been able to work hard up to this point.
He's already gotten good at singing...
He's been able to challenge himself in writing lyrics...
He's been able to challenge himself in various instruments...
He's had a good experience.
I'm definitely going to come back!
Make sure you watch it!
Gucchan!
Goodbye...
It's sad to say goodbye with such a lonely word...
Take care!
Bye-bye!
Why are you all here even though you didn't say anything earlier?
I'll only give you a big "charming" and come back!
Is "charming" really going to say goodbye? Next week's renewal!
We'll do our best!
This is a mini-moni that started with a harmony, but this will be our last one!
I didn't know what would happen at first with this unit, but I'm so happy that so many people are cheering for us.
Thank you, everyone, for cheering for us!
Kago-chan, Tsuji-chan, Mika-chan, and Takahashi will do their best,
so everyone, please cheer for them, too!
Today, we'd like to sing our debut song for the last time!
Okay, listen up! It's a mini-moni, so it's "mini- moni rock-paper-scissors"!
Let's do this!
We'll do our best!
Choi!
It's "choi" not "choi"!
It's "choi"!
It's "choi" not "choi"!
Drink up this delicious milk!
Pa-pa-pa-pa, dancing rock!
Pa-pa-pa-pa, pa-pa-pa-rock!
Pa-pa-pa-pa, singing rock!
Pa-pa-pa-pa, good day rock!
Believe in yourself and go rock!
White, red, go, go, go!
White up, white down!
Voo voo voo, one, two, three, four!
Jack it up, go, go, go!
Red up, white up!
Red down, jack it up!
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