AISubs v3.5
- Yay! - Yay!
Doraemon, hold me tight
I want you to let me go
I love you
Where you at? Where you at? Where you at?
A warm breeze is playing with me
Oh, I can't get out of you
I know girl, I'm a machine
Let me sky, let me sky, let me sky
As I get closer to you
I feel like I'm being sucked into you
Oops, I'm sorry man
I want you to let me go
Which one of us is you?
Is it me or you?
I don't want to put a rainbow on my face
All night long
I'll give you all of my secret scent
All night long
Doraemon, hold me tight
I want you to let me go
Dreams are fine
Where you at? Where you at? Where you at?
A man who melts in your soft skin
It's not a lie that you can't stand up
Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it
You who kisses me
Don't do it like that
Like the wind
You're cold
I'm trying to calm down
Ah, crazy my love, crazy for you
Let's go to the flower garden
To exchange bitter love for all night long
Let's go to a secret place
I want it all for all night long
Hold me tight and leave it to me
Ah, crazy my love, crazy for you
Let's go to the flower garden
To exchange bitter love for all night long
Let's go to a secret place I want it all for all night long
Hold me tight and leave it to me
Well, there is no team in this game.
It's rare.
Because...
Yes.
This time...
It's a show versus "Morning Musume" (Girls in the Morning)
Just now, Haruno started turning "Girls in the Morning" into an enemy.
A serious battle with the show.
If they win, they will receive a wonderful reward.
Now, the first reward is...
A very popular pudding made in Ginza's Teppachika.
The second reward is...
A special Edman sushi!
Next is the third reward!
This is also a family-sized, high-class Matsuzaka beef set!
I want it! I want it! I want it!
Please try the highest-class Matsuzaka beef!
Furthermore, this time, it's not only about food!
The four rewards are...
Refreshing body and mind, and a hot spring trip!
And...
For a long time only in Hawaii, please enjoy your ideal feeling!
In the blue sea, white sandy beach, and summer island Hawaii,
everyone, please play as much as you like!
This time, before we end, we'll also increase everyone's schedules!
Please wait for us!
To get the first reward, "Girls in the Morning" will challenge...
A game where you have to keep adding up the answers to your own gestures.
There are five questions in total.
The person who grabs the key to the game will be chosen!
The order of answers in the first round, starting with Yossi, is as follows...
Let's begin! The question is...
"Words"!
You're mean!
That's too long!
Let's begin!
One, two...
"Oni ni kanabou".
"Saru mo ki kara ochiru".
"Oni ni kanabou".
"Saru mo ki kara ochiru".
"Buta ni shinjyu".
"Oni ni kanabou".
"Saru mo ki kara ochiru".
"Buta ni shinjyu".
"Tana kara botamochi".
Oh no!
"Oni ni kanabou".
"Saru mo ki kara ochiru".
"Buta ni shinjyu".
"Tana kara botamochi".
"Neko ni koban".
Oh no!
"Oni ni kanabou".
"Saru mo ki kara ochiru".
"Buta ni shinjyu".
"Tana kara botamochi".
"Neko ni koban"!
"Momokuri san ne"?
"Kaki hachi ne"?
You're mean!
"Uma no shippo ni nenbutsu"!
Hey, Ishikawa-san, is that a tail?!
What a shame!
Ishikawa-san, why did you say "shippo" when you were actually touching your ears?!
It's "nenbutsu", you know?
Now, we're going to get rid of this luxurious product.
Please take away our number five reward!
"Sayonara", "mousugu soto ashiro"...
"Sayonara", Hawaii!
The next song is a member of Haropro.
They're carefully putting their answers together...
"Konno tsugun no misu", "Sayonara", Rottenbrot!
The game is already declaring it for the third time!
Hang in there, Morning Musume.
The answer is a member of Morning Musume.
However, please answer a member other than yourself.
You like gestures, don't you?
One, two...
Ishikawa-san!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san!
Makocchan!
I don't know them!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san, Makocchan, Yoshizawa-san!
Ishikawa-san! Omame-chan! Asami-chan! Yaguchi-san! Ogawa-san!
Ogawa-san!
Yoshizawa-san!
Kaori!
This topic can't be wrong!
There are only three people left!
I'm Takasuya!
Yaguchi-san is...
Ah!
So cute!
Ishihara's Iida-san!
Iida-san!
I'm Kemeko!
I'm Takasuya!
Oh!
No, no, no!
Ah, I see!
Um, Tsuji-san...
Wait! No way! There's something!
Tsuji-san! Ah, she said Tsuji-san!
Tsuji-san!
Wow!
Wait, who came up?
Tsuji-san!
Aibon!
Ah!
It's not Aibon, right?
Alright!
We did it!
There's something!
Ishikawa-san!
Yes!
Omame-chan!
Yes!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-
Wait, where's the order?
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan...
Asami-chan...
Yaguchi-san...
Mako-chan...
Who else?
Mako-chan...
Yossi...
Kaori...
Kemeko!
Yes!
That's fast!
Um...
Um, wait...
After "kemeko", there's...
Takashi Ai!
Tsuji...
Aibon!
Natchi!
Don't say it! Don't say it! Don't say it!
Don't say it!
And with that, Purin has won a beautiful victory!
A girl who's on fire!
The fourth round's topic is "sports".
Here too, she's been following up on past answers.
There's only one person left until she clears the topic!
Baseball, table tennis, basketball, ballet,
synchro, rugby, swimming, tennis, soccer, horseback riding, and marathons!
She's won a special Edmar rice ball!
And last but not least, the highest class, Matsudaka beef!
Are you first, second, or third?
It's a bit suspicious, isn't it?
It is!
But it depends on the topic!
It really depends on the topic!
For now, beans are first, right?
What kind of results will this order of decisions bring?
And now, for the last topic!
I, Yuko Nakazawa, will say one word.
One word?!
With a gesture!
One word?!
Please say it! For example...
Like "Young!"
We aren't praising you, are we?!
Well, that depends on my mood,
So, I'll just go with "boop!"
Ready, set...
Her eyes are beautiful!
Her eyes and feet are beautiful!
Her skin is beautiful!
Her eyes and feet are beautiful!
Her skin is beautiful!
It's fresh!
Your eyes are beautiful, your skin is beautiful...no, your eyes are beautiful, your legs are beautiful, your skin is beautiful...fresh...sexy?
What?
Let's do it one more time!
Your eyes are beautiful, your legs are beautiful...no kidding...your skin is beautiful...fresh...sexy?
Your way of saying it is different!
I know!
Your skin is smooth!
That's harsh!
I know! I know! I know! Your skin is smooth!
That's no good!
Your skin is soft?
That's no good!
Your skin is beautiful, right?
It's the same!
That's no good!
That's no good! Please!
Please take your reward!
Goodbye! Goodbye! Goodbye!
Please take your reward!
It's hot!
Rika-chan, protect me!
Everyone, please enjoy your reward!
Ishikawa-san has dropped a lot!
Rika-chan! Rika-chan!
There's a lot!
Rika-chan!
What's wrong with you?! You're totally fine!
I'm fine!
Come on, come on! Everyone, come here!
Come on, come here!
She's crying!
Don't make her cry!
Come on, eat up!
Everyone, eat up!
It's okay, it's okay!
If you were crying here, I don't think anyone would have thought of it!
No, but that pressure is amazing!
Right? It's okay, eat up!
Fuji-chan's tears are a little different...
High school...
Laughable Princess!
Princess, once again, we have received questions from our audience about your laughter habits.
Who is the funniest person in Morning Musume.?
That would be...
Chie-chan, but...
It's because...
I...
In this laughable princess dress...
Earlier...
"Are you going to sing like this?" They asked me like that.
Kei-chan?
You met a new Kei-chan, didn't you?
I was also surprised.
Did everyone in the audience find it helpful?
Well then, let's call these people in again!
Meet the Mushrooms!
Come on, come on, come on!
Me, me, me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me!
Me, me, me, me, me!
Endless Bear's work.
We expanded the
Wonderful!
I thought you would like it very much!
Thank you!
You have a good eye!
Shouji Yamamoto's work!
Hinamatsuri!
When you turn on the light, a Mongolian...
Asa Shoryu, you say?!
It's like you don't know it!
Do you know Asa Shoryu?
I don't know it at all...
Ismo-san's Mongolian...
Ah, but I know Mongolian!
You know Mongolian?
That's good, that's good!
Yoshida Yukimi-san's work!
"Kids and Sun"!
One, two...
Why is it, oh why is it?
Why is it, Sanpei?
Why is it, oh why is it?
Yume!
Yume, didn't you want to sing it with us?
Why is it, oh why is it?
Let's do it together, four of us!
Yume!
One, two...
Why is it, oh why is it?
Why is it, Sanpei?
That's right!
Ururami-san's work!
"I Wish"!
Say it with your eyes closed...
Why is it, oh why is it?
Mushrooms!
Why is it, oh why is it?
Which part is this?
Before you completely turn pink,
you can't really see your hair.
Just a little!
So, to you who just sent us your work,
we will present you with this broken batch!
Congratulations!
Yume, you've only broken it once today!
Next person to make Yume laugh is...
you, in front of the TV!
It's you!
This is a story of love and emotion of those who continue to fight day and night to protect their precious lives.
Ms. Nakazawa, this is your bed.
Yes, thank you.
The results of the test earlier have been discussed with the doctor in charge, so please wait for a while.
Yes, thank you.
Well, then...
Um, what is my illness?
Oh, it's okay!
That was kind of subtle, wasn't it?
Is she going to be okay?
I'm kind of worried about her.
I hope the doctor comes soon.
Doctor!
How is she?
Oh, um, it's totally fine, but...
Um, what is my illness?
I don't know.
But I took a test earlier, didn't I?
I don't know.
One plus one is?!
I don't know.
Take care of it.
Take care of it?!
Shouldn't you be taking care of it, teacher?
Right, teacher?!
Ah!
Weird teacher.
Will this hospital be okay?
Huh?! Isn't that Yasuna's grandmother?!
Huh?!
Tomo!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I remember you!
Who was it again?
Huh?!
Who was it again?!
Ah, you know, the teacher of the Harmony Girls Academy that I sometimes meet at the bus stop!
Ah! That's right!
Yes, hello!
Yes!
Grandma, are you using the bed next door?
Ah, that's right!
Is that bed there?
That's right!
Um, I'm going to be hospitalized for examination from today, so please take care of me!
Ah, I see! I see!
You're going to be hospitalized there?
Yes, that's right!
Namu Ami Da Butsu! Namu Ami Da Butsu!
What is that?
I don't like it! The person who was there until yesterday is gone!
I don't like it!
Hey! Hey!
Namu Ami Da Butsu! Namu Ami Da Butsu!
Grandma!
Namu Ami Da Butsu!
Please stop saying things that aren't acting, really!
But, I'm going shopping!
But, it's out of the blue!
That's enough!
Out of the blue...
So, what are you going to buy?
I'm going to buy juice for you!
Wait!
Please stop, really!
Namu Ami Da Butsu! Namu Ami Da Butsu!
Be careful!
What is it?
Nakazawa-san! You have a visitor!
But, why are you crying?
But who could it be?
Yukikoba-chan...
Are you crying?
You don't have to cry...
Were you well?
Don't laugh...
Um...
I've said it many, many times...
But I'm not Yukikoba-chan!
I'm so sorry...
Did I say it wrong?
No, you said it very well.
Oh, did I?
I brought a beautiful flower for you...
Oh, I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
Why are you sorry?
Here you go...
No...
No!
Stop it!
It's just a flower for display!
Stop it!
It's not for display!
Really...
Then...
I understand...
My father...
Left me a flower...
I hope it heals soon...
But will it heal?
I'll come back...
You don't have to come back!
Go back to Grano!
Why did you know I was hospitalized?
I don't like this flower...
Nakagawa-san!
The teacher wants to talk to you!
Why are you crying?
Seriously!
Nakagawa-san!
How do you feel?
I'm glad it wasn't the teacher...
Is something wrong?
No, no...
I feel great!
That's good...
Yes!
Can you show me your card?
That one...
Where is the nurse's office?
Good grief...
The nurse's call you asked for is not being used at the moment.
Beep!
Of course it's not!
Good grief...
Yes, this is the nurse's center.
Oh, I got it.
I'm Ishikawa of the internal medicine department. Who are you?
I'm Yamada of the nurse's office.
Ms. Yamada?
Come to Ms. Nakatewa's hospital room right now!
Yes!
Please come in!
Not there!
Here!
It has to be here, right?
Yes!
Ms. Yamada, show me a card!
Yes!
Even a dog will hit a stick if it walks.
Yes! Yes! Yes! I got it! I got it! I did it! I did it!
Why?!
This isn't a card, it's a cart!
That's right.
Show me a card!
Yes!
Here you go!
Huh?!
This needs a dot!
Ms. Yamada, a dot!
Yes!
Are you okay?
No, it really hurt!
I'm sorry!
Thank you for waiting!
Wow, it's so good!
I knew this shop was the best!
They're using it well!
Why?!
This...
isn't a dot, it's a cart?!
Um...
That's enough!
Give it back!
That's enough!
Yes!
I won!
What did I win?
She was looking at you!
What a troublesome person!
Um, Ms. Yamada?
Yes?
Um...
What is my illness?
Oh, don't worry!
Your illness is...
What?!
Why are you crying, Ms. Yamada?!
I'm sorry!
Your illness...
may not be cured!
Why?!
Wait a minute!
What is my illness?!
Otokohideri...
misogyny.
Otokohideri misogyny?
This illness...
can be cured with surgery...
but I've never succeeded in it!
Huh?!
You've never succeeded in it?!
I'm sorry, but...
Um...
Um... I think Black Jack-sensei will succeed in it, but...
No, no, no. You know, he's the protagonist of the manga, so there's no such sensei in reality!
Right? Sensei, please cure this illness!
No, I can't.
No, you can't. Please cure it!
No, with my own strength... I'm sorry.
No, you'll be in trouble! Please cure it!
No, even if you say that... Um, I can't cure only this illness...
I mean, what kind of illness is this?!
An illness that men can't cure...
No, I'm really sorry.
You might not be able to cure it.
That's right.
How can you cure it?
So, um, sensei...
No, you can't. Sensei, please cure it!
No, I can't.
Sensei, please cure it!
Yes!
Fuji's illness...
Nakazawa-sensei is afflicted with miso disease caused by men.
Will his destiny...
Please cure it!
- I'm tropical. - I'm Micty.
- I'm tropical. - I'm Aya.
- Nice to meet you. - Hawaii!
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
- Aya-san, did you know? - Hawaii is from November to May.
- Whales are seen there. - Whales...
- Their genital number is 55. - Hey!
- Hey!
- I'm whaling there.
- I'm sorry.
- Huh?
- Hiya! - Hiya!
- Anyway, let's go to whale watching today.
- Aya, let's go!
- The sea is beautiful, isn't it?
- Hey, captain!
- I found a whale over there!
- Where is it?
- Yay!
- Go, go!
- Is there a whale here?
- Is there?
- I think so.
- Hiya! Hiya!
- Captain!
- We're in trouble!
- What's wrong?
- I found a human!
- What do you mean "human"?
- Half of your body is full of humans.
- Let's pick it up.
- She's cute in red.
- She's talking.
- What?
- I'm Rika-chan!
- I'm not a human! I'm Rika-chan-human!
- Ha!
- No! No! No!
- Captain! - Yes?
- There's someone swimming in the middle of the ocean. - What?!
- Look over here! He's waving his hand! - Let's do it again!
- One, two... - Aloha!
- How are you? Are you going to swim all the way to earth? - Aloha! That's what you're saying, right?
- Is that so?! - Huh?!
- Are you serious?! - No!
- No! No! Don't do it! - If you do it like this...
- Look! Aloha!
- I'm a professional swimmer. Sorry for the wait! Sorry for the wait, Parody!
- I like you!
- I hate you!
- I like you! - Parody's been like that since this morning.
- I think she was like that ten times before.
- At that time, she was killing frogs' kerosene.
- Does that mean Parody is...
- ...scary?!
- Minimuni was a kappa.
- Minimuni?!
- Kappa...
- See you again!
- Kappa and Queen Minimuni!
Pure maiden's heart~ Pure maiden's heart~
That's why it's totally love love mode.
That's pretty pure.
Maripa-neechan!
Who are you?!
Yazuda Kemio-kun?!
Kemio-kun is a human!
That's right!
Kappa is a rule that humans can't love!
That's right! Kappa and humans...
In the end, it's a voice that won't come true!
Then you should become human!
Become human? How?!
If you wish upon a shooting star, it will come true!
Hmm, but a shooting star...
That's amazing!
Ah! A shooting star!
Ah! Ah!
Oh king, oh queen, please!
Please become human!
Please become human! Please become human!
Huh?!
It's getting closer!
Huh?!
Ah! Ah!
What was that?!
It looks like it fell in the backyard!
Let's...
Peek inside!
Ah!
Let's go!
Okay!
There's nothing here.
Huh? There's nothing...
There is, Porori!
Sorry for the wait! Sorry for the wait! Sorry for the wait, Porori!
To all of you Porori fans who have 140 million Pororis around the country...
We meet again, Porori!
I am Porori's first...
No matter what you say, young lady, it's Porori!
And lastly, the trash Porori is...
Huh? Um...
Porori fans put Porori on their trash!
Tokyo Porori girls stand forever...
Porori! Porori! Porori! Porori!
And dream cute dreams, Porori!
You know, Kemio-kun...
Hey!
Look properly, Porori!
By the way, what is she doing here?
Um... I'm curious about what's inside.
I'll show you.
Are you okay?
The plate!
Okay, everyone! In that case, let's go with that strategy!
Wow, it's so pretty! It's like a friend!
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Right, Porori?
Yeah, yeah, yeah...
It's Porori for you!
Oh, nice!
It's Porori for you!
Oh, nice!
Porori?
Wow!
Queen, there is only one meter left.
That song is dangerous.
What?
This is bad.
This is "Jindai".
Is it cute?
Do you like it?
Why? Why?
Ah, wait a minute.
Baby, baby.
Oh, baby, baby.
So lovely!
Hurry up, Porori.
It is a minimoni that you can wear it!
You don't have to wear it!
You ride it, you ride it, you ride it, you ride it, you ride it, you ride it!
No, it's Porori!
Come here, come here, come here, come here, come here, come here...
- Miso soup! - Miso soup!
Hey!
You said "miso soup" again, didn't you?
By the way, Queen, why did you come here?
Why did you call me "Plorian"?
- We didn't. - We didn't.
- Moripa! - Huh?
I made a wish for a shooting star.
- Moe is... - Moe!
- Wait, wait.
Seriously, I still can't think of it.
You called me out and made me do this.
- I can't stand you, Plorian! - Wait, wait!
Oh, that!
I'll suck on the kappa's extract...
- that prevents aging! - I'll suck on the kappa's extract...
- that prevents aging! - I'll suck on the kappa's extract!
- Plorian! - Plorian!
A fierce pro-wrestler's attack!
And then, in front of her beloved sisters...
Marippa is...
Next episode...
This is Marippa's...
Oh, it's a flower path!
Oh, it's the usual trio.
I wonder what they're up to.
Morning Girl.
Six-member observation operation.
It seems like they're desperately trying to write their own autographs.
That's because...
It seems like the first handshake event for the six- member group...
has exceeded our expectations...
and the applications have been overwhelmed.
This is bad!
And with that...
it seems like they're busy writing autographs every day.
The event's host is Ms. Inaba Atsuko.
It's their first commemorative event for them...
but they're not very excited about it.
But...
they've discovered something this time.
Actually...
when it's just the three of them, it's like this.
Do that weird face you did earlier.
Do it!
What is this? This is bad.
Was it like that?
No, it's weird.
Yes, yes, it's similar, look!
Three, two...
Not like that, not like that.
Is it okay like that?
No, it's okay like that.
Please don't laugh, okay?
Please.
Okay, what was it again?
If they don't want us to broadcast it...
I don't think we should do it.
It's just the three of us!
When it's just the three of us in a room, they suddenly get excited.
They start doing whatever they like.
They think they should just do it normally, but it doesn't seem to work out.
There must be a reason for it.
Three, two, one...
"I did it!" "You didn't do it!"
"Why didn't you do it?" "I was so excited!"
It's good to be this energetic all the time,
but when there are people other than the three of us...
"The first round is over!" "Yay!"
You scared me!
I don't know! You do it alone!
No matter what we say, we always seem to have no reaction.
But when it's just the three of us, our expressions are completely different.
Why is that?
Oh, and also, new information - "gets".
"Hey, did you do a dancing lesson here?" "I did."
"For how many years?" "I'm proud of you as a dancing teacher."
I'm proud of you.
Huh? They've already done a song dancing lesson or something like that?
I didn't know.
I'm going to rap my favorite song and send it to you!
A one, two, three, four! Yo, yo, yo! Check it out! Listen to me, Shikihan!
Everyone's jealous, I'm an angel! I'm so excited!
Jack's all fired up! Sunday afternoon, I'll heal you for sure!
You'll never believe it when you see it!
Yay!
I'm DJ and MC of Hara Pro News...
Kyan Shoumisa!
Yay! Yo, yo, yo! Check it out!
And I'm Hara Pro editor-in-chief...
Nakazawa Yuuku!
I'm on it! Yay!
Sit down!
Seriously...
Let's get to the news!
Dobit!
Gotch's Sexy Sexy Guy!
Goto Master's sixth new single has been released!
Yay!
The title is "Rumors of a Sexy Guy."
By the way, what Gotch thinks of as "sexy" is...
Bang! Bang!
Well, obviously it's not me.
Is it me?
Excuse me.
I feel like I'm being left behind.
You're the only one who's like, "tantantantan!"
Kawun kawun kawun kawun!
I can't keep up with you today.
I'm just too excited, you know?
One! Osu!
Two! Osu!
Three! Osu!
Four! Osu!
Five! Osu!
Six! Osu!
Seven! Osu!
Eight! Osu!
Nine! Osu!
Ten! Osu!
You can't sleep.
I did it!
Ouch! Ouch!
No, you...
That surprised me.
What's wrong with you, punky punga?!
Osu!
We don't need sexy like you!
Osu!
This is what you call sexy!
Wow!
Whatever you say...
How is it?! Is it sexy?!
Whatever you say, it's not sexy.
Osu!
Well, karateki and sexy don't go together at all.
Well, that pose was funny, but...
I admit it's cool, but it's not sexy, Sensei!
Changmin!
You must be jealous of my sexy!
No, Sensei, it's not sexy.
Osu!
If it's sexy, you should ask Changmin!
Osu!
Osu! Osu! Osu!
What do you think of this sexy pose?
Isn't it cute?
It makes me want to cry!
I don't know what to say.
She's doing her best!
I feel like she's doing her best.
She's really doing her best.
When Lovely was talking, the staff said...
I don't know what to say!
You're right! You can do it!
Come here!
You wanted to say that, didn't you, Kawara?
It's like you can't break it with your hands.
What about the news?
There's more news?
Let me tell you one more thing.
Two songs will be released at the same time!
Yes.
This is Morning Musume.'s new album and their new song "MI" will be released on Wednesday 30th.
Two albums will be released at the same time!
The fourth new album!
Kawara is cute, too!
It hurts, baby!
What's the title?
One, two...
Number 5!
It's a song that makes you excited and wants you to clap your hands.
There's a lot of excitement in it.
I see.
And what about the same album?
Atarashikunarimashita
It's a new album, right?
Atarashikunarimashita
Even if you release an old one, it's a problem, right?
That's right!
I'm making good use of both of them, so please look forward to it!
Alright! That's all for this week...
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Um, I have...
...an important announcement for next week!
Alright!
No, I didn't ask you for that, baby!
Ah! Wait a minute!
Wait! I didn't see it!
Bye-bye!
See you next week!
Bye-bye!
Seriously?
What happened to Magine?
Who will be this week's MVP?!
This week's MVP is, of course...
Ah!
I can't lose to you!