AISubs v3.5
Today, we will show you Ae's new song!
That's no good! That's no good! This is no good!
But that's the rule!
You can't do it! You can't do it! You can't do it! You can't do it!
There are many things in the world you shouldn't do.
For example...
There are many things idols shouldn't do.
For example...
Yes! I'm here! I'm here!
It's like she's been stabbed in the head.
I wonder if "stabbed in the head" is wrong.
It's kind of messed up now.
We're often together, aren't we?
It's normal, but...
But, you know...
Saying "Kei-chan is an idol" is wrong, isn't it?
Really?
So, in order for you all to test your senses...
We'd like you to try playing games!
Good morning!
Game!
The rules are...
Hey, sexy?
Or "cute?"
Mainly, NG poses!
Team Abe and Team Iida and their members will be separated.
The rules are...
First of all, each team will be given a theme.
Then, you'll decide which NG pose you want to do!
Until you get that NG pose, it's a game of whether you can clear it or not!
In the first round, we'll start with Team Abe in the first half of the game!
Good morning!
So, Team Abe's theme is...
This!
Speaking of "winter sports"...
Winter?
Team Iida will discuss the NG pose!
By the way, Team Abe won't hear about it!
So, please announce the NG pose!
One, two...
As such, the NG pose will be skating!
Yes!
So, starting with the first one, please go in order!
Yes!
What's that?
Sorry?
Yes.
You can say it.
Sorrisberry!
I'm glad!
I'm scared!
I'm glad!
Sorrisberry...
Go ahead!
What's that?
Ice hockey!
I see!
I'm counting on you!
I'm scared!
Wait a minute, I'm super scared!
Go ahead!
What should I do?
What's that?
Gate!
It's a classic!
Yes! Three years over!
Two years completed!
All right!
Next is the theme of Team Iida!
The theme is this!
Speaking of track and field games!
Team Abe discusses the energy pose.
On the other hand, Team Iida goes all out!
Well then, please announce the energy pose!
Go for it!
Pose!
The energy of track and field games will be high jump!
Well...
I'm scared!
Go for it!
This is what I'm good at!
Hogan throw!
What should I do? I'm scared!
May I?
Go for it!
High jump!
Downward! Backward! Backward!
Even the pose is beautiful!
One team cleared!
So, the first round, Lesan team won!
That was fast!
It was really fast!
For the second round, Iide team will challenge the pose!
The theme of Iida team is this!
It's comedian's gag!
This time, we will think of two NG poses!
Really?
Yes!
This time, we will think of two NG poses!
The NG pose is "dakunda" and "hot hot"!
Everyone is doing it together.
This is it!
Wow!
Sorry for getting it right in the first try!
Here I go!
Go for it!
I'm scared!
Caino! Caino!
I'm scared!
Just a little!
Yes!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Go for it!
No, I'm fine!
It's dangerous!
It's pretty dangerous!
Sanpei!
I'm scared!
Katochanpe!
I'm scared!
What should we do?
I'm scared!
What should we do?
I'm fine!
Huh?
This is hard!
That's my...
I did it!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Why do you do that?!
Gag?!
Lately... I've been doing something about it.
I think I know what this is!
Life!
I did it! I did it! I did it!
Eleventh person!
I...
If Kaori says okay...
It's clear, right?
Really?
What should I do?
Here I go!
Ah, I know what this is!
Because you're a weird old man, you're a weird old man?
Because you're a weird old man, you're a weird old man?!
A weird old man! A weird old man!
A weird old man!
Wow!
Kaori, you're barely on top!
Abe's team's energy words are...
Aw, you guys are incredible!
"Cool", and...
Rika said she'd do it with ease...
But it's dangerous!
You're incredible!
You did it!
In second place is...
(crow cawing)
- It's been crowing since last night.
It's so loud, I wonder what's wrong.
Yamaguchi-san!
What's wrong, Yamaguchi-san?!
Sensei!
Here!
Sensei, Sensei, Sensei!
What's wrong with you?
Crows! Crows!
What? What about the crows?
There was one bigger than me in there!
No matter how big it is, there can't be any crows like that, right?
There is! I saw it!
There isn't any! You're really tired, aren't you?
Is that so?
Sensei!
What?!
That crow!
Wait!
What are you doing?! Let me pass!
Come on!
Go over there!
Wait! Wait!
Can I use this?
Do you want me to do it?
You do it!
Go over there!
It's too strong!
It's coming at me like rain!
You should at least have a gun with you!
A gun?!
There's no way there's a fisherman with a gun in a place like this!
If you're a fisherman, you should be here!
The sea is good! The sea is good!
Hey! Isn't that a fisherman of the sea?
Thank you for your hard work!
What kind of fisherman is that?
Isn't it a carpenter?
I don't know.
Sensei!
The crows are gone!
What?! It's true!
Where did they go?
Why did you go there?!
It's true!
I don't know!
I dropped something!
What is this?!
It's on top of the crows!
This is too much!
Is luck on your side?
Just fight me!
It's been a while!
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two...
The whole thing is on top of the crows!
One, two...
Yes, it's decided!
Today too, I'm not allowed to eat pumpkin!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's fun!
Yay, I'm an idiot!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Wow! Good morning, Ms. Rahea!
You two are together again today!
Right?!
That's perfect!
Right?!
That's right! We have to practice for "Myouto Manzai" again today!
- We will! - We will!
Ah, but...
If there's no one watching, it's no fun and it's no use.
- Is there anyone here? - Is there anyone here?
It's so quiet.
It was bad today.
U-um...
Would you like to watch "Myouto Manzai" with us?
Sure.
Thank you so much!
- Let's go! - Let's go!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
Wow, it's almost spring, Dad!
- That's right! - Spring is a good season!
There's no such thing as a good thing!
- Why is that? - Spring is the season of pollen disease!
Ah, that's a problem!
Young couples go "ahum! ahum!" all over the place!
Even cat couples go "ahum! ahum!" all over the place!
That's not pollen disease, it's "ahum disease"!
Thank you!
That's right! It was funny!
Huh? Funny?
I don't know...
Huh? It's pollen and "ahum" disease, isn't it?
No, it's not!
Pollen and "ahum"?
I don't know...
You're strange people!
I'm sorry! It's pollen and "ahum" disease, isn't it?
You're strange people!
What's that sound?
Did you fart?
No, it's not a fart!
I'm just hungry!
Oh, I see!
That's why I brought this for you, Kaomichi!
Oh, you're my first love!
Let's sit down and eat!
Are you ready?
Yes!
It's delicious!
I'll peel it for you!
Are you happy?
I'm so happy!
Do you want me to peel it for you?
Yes, I do!
It looks delicious!
Yes, it does!
I'll peel it for you!
What's that?
It's a dragonfly!
It's flying over there!
It's true!
What's wrong with you?
A thief, a fool, and a big crow are flying over here!
It's that crow!
Sheesh, what's wrong with that crow?
Huh? Teacher?
It's Ishikawa-san.
It's true. It's been a while since I last saw Ishikawa- san look so sad.
What's wrong, Ishikawa-san?
It's not popular right now...
Everyone's making fun of me...
Yuka-chan, what did you do?
I turned her into a gangster.
I didn't do it on purpose!
Yuka-chan, you can't say that!
Chobatta, I'm not going to school.
You don't have to come.
Everyone's going to be in trouble, so you don't have to come.
I want you to come, but you did it yourself, so go to school!
You're so weak!
You're laughing at yourself, teacher.
I don't like it!
Everyone's telling me I have a dark face, so I'm not going!
You're being told right now!
You idiot!
Everyone's telling me I have a dark face, so I'm working hard to live!
You're losing. Get a hold of yourself!
Okay!
I'll do my best!
- One more time! - You're so cold!
But you know, I'll be happy one day!
- I don't know... - I'm scared of you!
- You're not here now!
The bus is here!
Round 2, Team Iida has completely cleared!
Round 3, Team Abe has completely cleared!
Round 3, Team Iida has completely cleared!
Round 3, Team Abe has completely cleared!
Let's move on to the last round!
The last round will be played by Team Abe!
The theme is...
Male entertainers' impersonations!
This is an impersonation battle!
Team Iida has to come up with three "l"s!
Go ahead!
There are three "n"s in this round!
Let's think about this problem together!
I'm a dead man!
You're too tired!
- Me? - Easy.
- Wow! - You're amazing!
- Komuro-san! - What are you doing?!
- You're so annoying! - You're so annoying!
You're so annoying!
- You're so annoying! - You're so annoying!
Team Iida has completely cleared!
- You're amazing! - I see...
I'm singing this song...
Team Iida has completely cleared!
I thought you were a good person!
Team Abe has completely cleared!
I'm 200kg!
- 200kg! - 200kg!
Team Iida has completely cleared!
- I think so... - ...is what Akira Nakawa says.
- I don't like it at all! - I'm sorry!
- Seriously... - I wonder about this...
- Tamatan! - Tamatan!
- I'm glad! I'm glad!
- Hey, it's a little scary, but oh well!
- Nakai-kun, that's not it!
- Taka-san!
- Ah!
- It's Nakai!
- Ah!
- Thank you, Kago-chan! - You did your best to hide it!
- It was a service, wasn't it? - Thank you!
- She gave me a service. - Good job!
- So, it's 8 people! - Good job!
- So, what did you write in your team?
- Matsu, Kawamura, Yuichi-san, Tamura, Masakatsu - san... - Good choice!
- Also, Takeru, Tetsuya-san also thought of Kago. - Ah, that's great!
- Really! - Yes!
- The theme of your team is this! "Impersonation of women gamers"!
- There are also three "no good" poses!
- So, what is it?
- Here we go!
- ♪ Recently, we've been... ♪
- ♪ ...feeling good! ♪
- Emi-san with chopsticks!
- It's a nosebleed, isn't it? - It's a nosebleed!
- ♪ Recently, we've been... ♪
- Mitsuru-san!
- ♪ Recently, we've been... ♪
I'm Oseru!
Chiaki-san!
I'm sorry!
Kisamoto Masami-san?
- Second round! - What should I do?
This is bad!
- ♪ In the sunny day... ♪ - What's wrong, Morita?
Ken Naoka-san!
Why are you running?
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
I'm Kanon-sister!
This is scary! This is scary!
- I knew it! - I knew it!
- I knew there was something wrong! - I knew it!
- Huh? I lost? - No, you won!
- I won?! - The lead team has nine people!
- Yay! - Yay!
- So, in conclusion... - The lead team wins!
By the way, do you want to see it?
By the way, there were three people who lost. How was it?
♪ Go for love, go for love ♪
♪ Listen to my story ♪
♪ It doesn't matter at all ♪
♪ Go for love, go for love ♪
♪ Is it okay for me to say it? ♪
♪ No, I can't say it at all ♪
♪ Go for love, go for love ♪
♪ I'm tired of makeup ♪
♪ What should I do? ♪
♪ I don't know what he likes ♪
♪ Go for love, go for love ♪
♪ It doesn't matter at all ♪
♪ Go for love, go for love ♪
♪ Is it okay for me to say it? ♪
♪ I've had enough of excuses ♪
♪ I'm in the middle of a movie ♪
♪ I've had enough of excuses ♪
♪ You just saw it, didn't you? ♪
♪ A lady passing by ♪
♪ Thank you, I'm sorry ♪
♪ I'm sad now ♪
♪ There's nothing we can do ♪
♪ Let's go somewhere ♪
♪ Come on, let's get lost in something beautiful ♪
♪ Which one do you like better? ♪
♪ Even if you get lost, I want to hear your voice ♪
♪ Pure maiden's heart ♪
I'm sorry for making you go out. I'm sad now.
I'm really sorry. Let's go out.
What kind of sexiness are you talking about? Which one do you like?
Even if you get lost a little, I want to know your pure maiden's heart.
What kind of sexiness are you talking about? Which one do you like?
Even if you get lost a little, I like you.
I like you.
Araya, Nikki, Paula, Mia, Lesley!
Watega Tropical Misty das!
Watega Tropical Ayaya das!
And of course, Hawaii's girls!
Let's go around Hawaii's manzai!
Yes! When you think of Hawaii, you think of marine sports!
Marine sports!
Yachting is nice!
It is nice!
But when you ride a yacht, you need a little trick!
When you ride a yacht, you have to be excited!
Oh, like what?
All Yacht!
Ahaha!
Yaya! Hawaiiya! Yaya! Hawaiiya!
And when you think of marine sports...
Scuba... scuba diving!
When you think of scuba diving, you think of fashion!
Fashion is very important!
What is that?
Diving!
Submergence!
Submergence...
Ahaha!
Yaya! Hawaiiya! Yaya! Hawaiiya!
Please do it seriously, Aya!
Yes!
And when you think of Hawaii...
Surfing!
It's cool!
But people who surf can't reach it easily...
S-f-surf...
I know "fur"...
But what is "surf"?
Surf...
What?!
Yaya! Hawaiiya! Yaya! Hawaiiya!
Hawaii's marine sports.
The most popular one is...
Ocean baths.
Swimming.
Blue sky...
White sandy beach...
Cobalt blue sea...
After swimming in Hawaii, you can really sleep well.
It's because of the good weather, right?
No!
Just swimming...
Swimming...
Oh, swimming...
Swimming good!
Yeah...
I think it's fine...
Yeah...
No!
Hawaiiya!
No!
Hawaiiya!
I'm not done with you yet!
Come on!
Aloha!
Wake up!
Oh!
"Wake up!" series has started!
Huh? What's that?
This show's fortune-telling corner is really popular!
I'm so excited!
Hello.
Let me tell you today's fortune.
Yes!
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!
Dong! Dong! Dong!
Here it is!
Today's lucky number!
January, February...
You were born in June!
Yay! Lucky!
Wait a minute!
Be quiet!
This fortune-telling is better for unlucky people!
Today's unlucky person is...
You were born in May!
Huh? Me?
The worst of all is...
You were born on the 28th!
Huh?!
Me?!
On top of that, you were born in Hawaii! Huh?!
You're wearing red clothes! Huh?!
You just put your hand on your chest!
You took that hand and put it on your head!
Oh, my God!
That's it! You were responsible for everything!
At midnight tonight...
The danger of life will come!
The danger of life?!
You'll die by midnight?!
Minimuni!
Minimuni was wearing a hat!
Minimuni?!
Kappa's katamiwake!
Lucky Kappa!
I'll give you this.
And this is important!
I'll give you this basket.
When did you buy it?
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?!
Katamiwake!
Oh, come on! You can't believe that!
But I get fortune-telling a lot.
Then, Kappa!
Let's look up fortune-telling in other places, too!
Hey! Give me your hand!
I'll look at your hair.
Your life line is so clear!
What's with you, Kappa? You're weird!
Really?! I'm so happy!
Let me see, let me see, let me see!
Oh...
It's getting cut in the middle.
I knew it! I'm going to die!
Six hours until midnight...
Six hours of my life...
Let's protect Mikappa together!
Someone's coming!
Is it Shirigami?
It's okay! I'll protect you!
Here you go!
Let's do it!
Huh?
Aren't you two ganimani?
That's right! You're all terrible!
I'm just here to return the CD I borrowed from Mikappa!
Oh, thank you!
What is it?
Thank you, Agari!
Thank you! Bye-bye, Charlie!
Bye-bye, Saipan!
Five minutes left...
Nothing happened, though...
But I'll be careful...
M-Mikappa?!
What's wrong, Pa?!
Are you okay, Pa?!
Thank goodness!
Are you okay?!
It's almost midnight!
Everyone, save Mikappa!
We did it! We did it!
We did it!
Hey! You guys!
This isn't acting anymore!
Five seconds left!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Two!
Three!
I haven't eaten anything since morning, so I'm hungry!
Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
You're not well?!
I'm glad you're okay!
I'm so glad!
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry, I'm hungry...
Hello, this is today's fortune-telling.
Come on, don't watch this kind of weird show!
Today's lucky people are kappa!
It's going to be a great day for kappa!
Wow! We're lucky people!
We did it!
No, no, you guys can't come here, either!
Lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!
Lucky, lucky, lucky!
You know!
Does this club know how to greet properly?
Morning Girl Lucky Member Observation Triangle
It's dance lesson time today...
But before that, I got some information about the six members I told you about last time.
It's not fun to laugh like this.
I don't know where it's coming from.
Tanaka Reina, who was born in Heisei and is studying how to laugh.
She is from Fukuoka Prefecture, Kyushu region, which is her first time in MOMS.
How is it?
Good.
It's double-sided. It's too much.
Also born in Heisei period, Sayumi Michishige, 13 years old, born in Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Her name is Sayumi Michishige.
She makes a mistake.
Her name is Sayumi Michishige, not Sayumi Michishige.
Don't make a mistake, everyone.
I don't know what it is, but it looks like sand.
Niigaki-san and Tame's Kamei Eri-san.
In MOMS, only Kago-san was AB-type, so the second AB- type member was born.
For some reason, her gaze tends to tilt downward a lot.
Is she looking at something?
Or is she thinking about something?
I'm a little curious.
If I get a chance next time, I might ask her.
Also, when she's nervous, she tends to stick her tongue out.
More than that, I'm more interested in her dance lessons.
Oh, I'm running out of time.
I'm sorry for the delay. That's all.
Don't laugh at me!
Hime, to make you laugh again today, many works have arrived from all over the country.
But before that, if you want to know about Hime's laughter tendency and countermeasures, you will receive a leaflet like this.
Tell me your favorite first gag.
"Hamamie"?
Hey, do it for me!
It's a little embarrassing, isn't it?
Do it for me, Hime!
I don't like it.
What?
"Hamamie" is enough.
What?
"Hamamie" is a little...
"Hamamie", is there such a thing?
It was a little funny.
It was funny.
Let's call the children again today.
Meet the mushrooms!
Mushrooms!
Snow!
Mushrooms and snow!
Together!
Snow! Snow!
Hamamie!
Now, please introduce the works from the mushrooms.
Yes!
Yutobaki Ippon's work.
"The Piece"!
One, two...
The guide was a relative.
Ah, an old man!
Ah, an old woman!
Um...
It's not like...
It's not like that!
Yasuori Hashimoto's work.
It's here again!
"Tsunku"!
Shocking statement!
Kemeko will increase!
It's not bad at all!
Vtr Lemon Flash's work.
"Sailor Moon"!
Instead of the moon, it's a bridge.
Hey, Kikihime, is this a koalai?
What should I do?
What should you do?
I like that transformation, but...
Koalai! Koalai! Koalai!
That's right. You like Sailor Moon, don't you?
Yes, I love Sailor Moon.
We will give you a koalai badge for sending us this work.
Takeuchi Daisuke's work.
Pink Lady!
One, two...
Kikihime! Kikihime! Kikihime!
Yuko!
You'll be surprised when it comes out.
That's right.
It doesn't look good at all.
morista yasushi's work.
Triple jump!
Here we go!
Hop, step, ski, ship!
Good! Good! Good!
Kikihime! Koalai!
Koalai! Koalai! Koalai!
Who did that?
You know...
The mushrooms are...
cool!
They are cool!
We will give you a koalai badge for sending us this work.
chocorico macho's work.
"Do boring things without being embarrassed" series.
Let's do it!
Okay!
Let's do it!
Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!
Good job!
You know, Yossi was funny.
Yossi was funny!
Good! Good!
We will give you a middle laugh match as a present!
Good job!
Today, you will go to the second floor for a middle laugh.
Next, you will make me laugh in front of the TV.
Go! Go! We are waiting for you!
Why?
Why is Chami so cute and popular?
Why is it?
Even in winter, people say you're sunburned again.
Why is it?
Nakada is a good woman and sexy, but she can't get married.
Why is it?
No matter what Rosary wears, she's cute.
Why is it?
Perfect!
Hello! I'm Chami!
You stole it, didn't you?
No, no, no!
No, Chami stole it!
You stole it, didn't you?
No, no, no! I just used it as a reference!
Oh, really? But the lyrics were interesting!
Oh, really?
The lyrics were interesting in their own way.
This is...
I'm sure you're wondering why, but...
You know, I told you that my pen wouldn't work, didn't I?
Yes!
And I was worried about it again!
Shut up!
My mom...
Your mom?
I was thinking about it with my mom just now...
At first, Nakazawa was sexy, wasn't she?
But she said, "It's fine, isn't it?"
Your mom...
With your mom's advice!
This show is also for the viewers of your family...
...right? If you don't get it...
No, no, let's just listen to it!
Please introduce yourself!
Oh, that's right!
Yes! Today, I'm Nakazawa Ayako Kamikami!
Thank you for having me!
Yes!
Then let's get straight to the news!
Let's do it!
This week's topic is...
Hey, Ayaya!
Ayayako and Matsuri!
It's one of your new singles...
Like Matsuri and Ayaya...
Yes!
In an up-tempo...
Like you, in an up-tempo...
Yes!
In an up-tempo...
Yes!
It's not the time for you to say 'happy' on other shows!
No, it's not!
Sheesh!
In order to aim for a trending word...
Huh?!
I have to advertise it!
You have to advertise it?
You scared me, Mashu!
I saw it!
Did you watch it?
I did watch it!
Yes!
With this, I think I can do it this year!
What is it?
A trending word!
Oh...
This year, it's "gutter"!
Oh, "gutter"!
I've done both of them, so...
I can do it!
Well, I'd like to ask Ms. Nakada, who has a lot of life experience...
Yes!
Between "sexy" and "cute"...
Which do you like more, men or women?
Should I choose "cute" or "sexy"?
What does "cute" mean?
"Cute" is like this.
What does "sexy" mean?
What about "cute"?
What about "sexy"?
It's a little difficult.
Is that "cute"?
No, it's not.
I wanted to try it once.
Here is the next news.
Please enjoy "Hello! Project"!
"Hello! Project 2003 Winter - Have fun?" will be released on VHS on March 19th!
That's amazing!
We release DVDs and videos every time.
Hello! Project
Excuse me.
Where can I find "Hello! Project" videos?
It's in the 3rd store over there.
I already have it!
Hello! Project
See you!
This is...
Well, you know...
It happens from time to time, doesn't it?
When you take it off.
From time to time...
It's cool, but it's not cool at all...
I think you should think of a new word for it.
Hmm...
I guess the staff is getting bored of it too...
In that case, let's have Charmy write the script!
Ah!
Cute...
But it has a background, doesn't it?
What?
It has a background...
Ah!
It's a little cute, isn't it?
Cute...
Okay, sit down.
Show me your mustache.
See? It's cute!
I hate it when people look at me like that!
Gross!
Ah!
Being cute isn't enough for me, so I'm going to be a little sexy...
That's enough...
Ah, is that enough?
That's enough...
Is that it?
Are we done with the news for this week?
That's it for today!
Ah, Chiyama-san, you're 29 years old now!
Congratulations!
That's great!
It's a nice breeze, isn't it?
Ah! A mushroom patch?
Is it part of your fortune?
You're kidding me, right?
Ah!
Hime doesn't laugh!
She doesn't use oil, does she?
Hime doesn't laugh, though.
Lamely? Sukui?
Which one is it?
Ah!
Ah, that's right...
Ah!
After this, we'll announce this week's MVP!
This week's MVP is decided by Ae!
Her new song "Hawaiian Girl" was a huge success!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful photos with their digital camera Camadia C2 Zoom!
And from Yamaha, anyone can easily play their guitar with one hand!
Hikaru Guitar Easy Easy! For each and every one of you!
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