AISubs v3.5
Today is Morning Musume's first time performing a new song!
One, two...
Hyokkori Hyotanjinwa!
It's a fashion war!
Harmony Winter Collection 2003!
It's a fashion show without Izoi!
Recently, everyone...
Yes?
You may have forgotten, but...
Yes?
Morning Musume is an idol, right?
Of course!
Well, that idol-like fashion sense is important, isn't it, Ishikawa-san?!
It's important! It's super important!
It's insanely important!
Right?!
Among these members...
Who do you think has good fashion sense?
Can I say the teacher?
Oh, Yamashii!
Thank you!
Then, who has bad fashion sense?!
One, two...
NiziU!
Can I be happy about this?
Good morning!
Yay!
Hello, morning!
Yay!
With that look and this look...
It's a fashion show without Izoi!
That carburetor has finally disappeared!
What a poop!
Gomes will sing his new song in the studio!
Kamisuo will tell a story...
And Goutou will finally break!
The voice of Fujippa is exciting!
Romantic is unstoppable!
Ayaya!
Miki!
Kawaii girl!
Hello!
Yay!
Hello!
I'm a tropical Miki!
I'm a tropical Ayaya!
Together we are...
Kawaii girls!
Here we are again!
Yep!
Today we have Hawaiian fruits.
First we have...
Mango!
Mango? I know it!
Uuu! Mango!
But that's mango, right?
If it's papaya, leave it to me.
At home, I always...
Hey, hey! Mom, do you know my towel?
If it's your towel, dad was using it just now.
Huh? Dad was using my towel?
Papayan! Papayan! Papaya!
Huh?
Huh?!
Huh?! Huh?!
No! No! Papaya! No! No! Papaya!
Ayase, please be serious.
I'll be serious.
Now, and...
If it's Hawaii...
Pineapple!
It's pineapple!
Pineapple...
Leave it to me.
You're Kei Shimura, right?
Pineapple...
That's pineapple.
You're a 27-year-old bald man.
That's wine.
You have a cute butt!
That's pudding!
I'm glad you said that. I'll do my best.
Huh?!
No! No! Papaya! No! No! Papaya!
I can't play with you anymore!
Come on!
Aloha!
Drago!
Huh?!
You're going that far?!
Today, I, Yugo Nakazawa, will decide on the combination of both teams' themes and opposing members!
Now, I'll announce it!
Yes!
Team Iina, first round!
Teachers and students, Iida and Takahashi!
Next, Abe team!
President and secretary!
Which one is which?
Then, music start!
Entry number one.
Teachers and students who are not in a hurry.
First, Takahashi who transformed into a serious teacher, Ai.
He chose a stylish suit and wore it.
Students adored him.
Next,
He transformed into a pretty girl, Iida Kaori!
She is wearing a school uniform with joy.
Fans can't get enough of her precious sailor outfit!
Please enjoy it!
Teacher!
I like you!
Let's run away together!
Kaori...
Teacher!
Come on!
Let's run away!
Katango-ton! Katango-ton!
Katango-ton!
Are you sure? You're the leader!
You're already 16!
Are you sure you're okay, even though you're the leader?
Are you sure you're okay?
And you're wearing school uniform and boots!
You're rude!
I got it!
One, two... Thank you very much!
That was fun!
You're a high school teacher, right?
That's right!
Right?
That's right!
Next up is President and Secretary Abe and Konno.
Entry No. 2.
The President and Secretary don't seem to be around.
First of all...
Konna and Asami have transformed into President Narikin.
Please pay attention...
to their hidden moustache.
What is it?
Get down!
Get down from there!
Next, dangerous criminal and gorgeous secretary.
Two people from Hokkaido have transformed into their dreamy rich men.
Hey, president.
You have to give me a bonus.
Or I'll kill this dog somewhere.
Please protect me. Go! Go!
You're so weak.
Go!
Thank you very much!
Are you Kemeko?
Yes, I am.
I thought you were a normal person.
On the contrary, I'm Kei-chan.
Hey, president!
It's hot in here!
Hey, president!
Oh, hello!
Hello!
How was it, president?
Well...
The dog moved as I wanted it to.
It was a little funny.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Here you go. Take this.
He's not a president. He's a comedian.
Okay!
The winning team of the first round is...
The winning team of the second round is...
It's far.
The winning team of the third round is...
The winning team of the fourth round is...
I'm a little lost.
It's interesting, both of you.
I lost to the president.
Hi, everybody!
Hi!
Well, let's sing...
``Hyokkori Hyoutan Jima'' of ``Morning Musume.'' together.
Here we go!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, sprint
Jump, jump, jump
Pursue the clouds
There will be hard times
There will be sad times
But we won't give up
We won't cry, we'll smile
Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma (Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma)
Swim, swim, swim, swim through the clouds
Swim, swim, swim, Hyoutenjinma, where are you going?
Where are we going together?
Something must be waiting for us
On this round earth horizon
There will be hard things
There will be sad things
But we won't give up
I don't like crying, let's laugh it off, okay?
Go!
Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma (Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma)
Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma
I don't want to cry anymore!
Yeah, let's smile.
In 2003, we decided to sing "Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma".
We are Morning Musume.
On a round earth horizon,
something is surely waiting for you.
There will be beautiful things,
and sad things, too.
But we won't give up!
If we say we'll cry, we'll smile!
Let's move forward!
Wow!
Hyokkori Hyoutenjinma!
HARMONY THEATRE - UNTIL THE BUS ARRIVES
Oh, is there no good person?
I went to school and books, but I haven't met anyone.
Oh, Ms. Fudoh Shizuka! Good morning!
Nice to meet you. I'm Fudoh Shizuka.
Really? But you look very much like her.
Don't we look alike?
We do! We don't! We do! We don't! We don't!
I said we don't!
Oh! It hurts! It hurts!
What? What hurts?
My heart hurts!
Oh!
My heart hurts!
Oh!
I'm going to inject my heart now!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It's not that, but it's your head!
Good morning.
What's wrong? You don't look well.
Um, I haven't eaten breakfast.
I'm hungry and I can't use my strength.
Takahashi-san...
You're making a weird sound, aren't you?
It's embarrassing. Sensei, it's a little embarrassing now.
Well, but...
You can't skip breakfast.
Yes.
It can't be helped. Then, do you want to eat breakfast at that cafe?
Thank you very much!
I understand. You seem to be a little energetic.
What do you want to eat?
I want to eat Satsuki Gase.
What?!
Satsuki Gase.
What's Satsuki...
It's like a cookie like this.
Ah, I know, I know!
Huh?
Tico-san...
It's been a while.
What are you doing?
I'm hungry.
Huh?
I'm going to take a bath and go home to eat.
I'm going to earn some money.
I'm hungry.
Tico-san, do you work here?
Yes, I do.
This person is funny.
Well, I'm working now.
It's 300 yen per hour and it's a self-sufficient life.
Well, I'm going now.
Catch me!
Hey, don't you have that pink apron?
It suits you.
Well, let's eat.
Yes!
Thank you!
I see. You gave me a lot of chocolate.
Wait!
But...
If Kemeko-chan finds me...
She'll get mad at me!
What should I do? I have to hide it!
Here it is!
I'll hide it here!
Okay!
With this...
I can sing, sing, sing!
Kawamachi-kun!
Kemeko-chan!
Good morning!
We're friends again today!
Right?!
We're friends again today!
Right?!
We're friends again today!
Right?!
But...
What?
Do you want to be more in love with me, Kawamachi- kun?
I made you chocolate!
Wow!
Open it, Kemeko-kun!
Today?
Yes!
Open it!
Yay!
You made it for me!
Thank you!
Okay!
Today?
Yes!
I'll open it!
Okay!
What did you say?
I said it's delicious!
Right?
I made it with all my heart!
Thank you!
Oops!
Don't lie to me.
You really don't want it, do you?
Tell me what you really want.
It's all messed up...
It's like...
Ugh!
She says she doesn't want to eat chocolate like that...
She says...
Ugh!
She says she wants to throw up!
I'm going to throw up!
What is this... Ugh!
I don't want this kind of chocolate anymore!
I don't want it, Mom!
Mom!
Sweetie!
Don't make me do this, silly!
Are you serious?
I'm serious!
My face is all messed up!
What are you talking about?!
My face is all messed up!
What's wrong with you?!
Let's not waste our evil spirits...
Instead of the shape of chocolate, I want you to know that I made it for you.
Take it.
What are you talking about?
Isn't this where Kemeko made it for me?
Wow, it looks delicious!
Why did you drop it here?
Are you okay? Can you pick it up for me?
Of course!
Then eat it quickly!
Eat it!
Try it!
You eat too much!
Then I'll give you a big one!
Dad...
Where should I go to see you?
I'm sorry, but...
Please tell me who you are!
We don't know you!
We don't know you, either!
Jun...
Hotaru...
People in Tokyo don't know anything!
It's no good!
Oh!
The bus is here!
It's here!
Is the bus here?
Please tell me!
We don't know you!
Please tell me!
We don't know you!
One plus one is...
We don't know you!
Hotaru!
You're here!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry...
No one knows you?
You really don't know me?
We don't know you!
The second round goes to...
Ishikawa Niigaki and...
Isou de Inai Gaikokujin.
Entry no. 3, Isou de Inai Gaikokujin.
How can a Chinese woman, who is not very Chinese, change her clothes?
She is still sexy and in a good mood.
And this is also a bitter Lisa who has mistaken Japanese fashion somewhere.
It seems that she likes her beard very much.
Bob! Bob! Get in Japan!
Do you know what they say when you turn 30?
Oh, I know! You know miso, don't you?
No, I don't!
Oh! Oh! I know! I know!
Your ears stink, don't they?
No, they don't! No, they don't!
Oh!
Oh! Is that what you want to say?
That's right! So what do you say?
Oh! Miso people!
That's right! That's right!
Thank you very much!
Did you even do your makeup?
Oh, but who are you?
For now, the theme is Kaya.
No, it's not!
Who are you?
Um... I'm Bob Sapp.
Next up is Yoshida and Ogawa's "Couple".
Entry number four...
"Couple" that doesn't seem like it.
The president has come to visit.
"Couple" that doesn't seem like it.
Yoshizawa Hitomi and Ogawa Makoto.
Just what is it about this man that's good about him?
That secret will be revealed.
You...
This face...
You have such thick eyebrows!
You're so handsome!
I'm in love!
Thank you, Ogawa Makoto!
Shian, who is it?
Let me go.
Let's go back to Corona.
Let's go back.
You did well.
I'm scared.
You are very nice.
You are nice.
You are very nice.
You are nice.
What should I do?
Which one is it?
I'm sorry. It's a draw.
Which one is it?
"The Princess of Japan".
Princess.
To make you laugh,
a lot of works have been delivered
from swordsmen all over the country.
Whether we save
or kill
these swordsmen or not,
it's up to these two.
Don't drop it!
There are a lot of swordsmen over here,
so I can't help it!
There are a lot of swordsmen over here!
There are no swordsmen over there, either!
It hurts!
I tried to express
the feelings of enoki mushrooms.
Now, mushrooms,
I will draw you with all my heart.
Yes!
Yoshiyasu Haraguchi's works.
"Gotoumaki".
Yoshiyasu Haraguchi's works.
"Ten years later".
I'll give you this big laughing stock as a present.
A work of Mr. Tappery Ward.
Motivation! It! Easy!
It'll be alright, I'm sure it'll be alright.
Hey! Hey!
A work of Mr. Yasunori Hashimoto.
I expanded the laughing stock you sent me!
Ikura-chan, you idiot!
Once again, a work of Mr. Yasunori Hashimoto.
I expanded the laughing stock you sent me!
Kemeko! Mass Evolution!
A work of Mr. Tappery Ward.
Everyone! Yaguchi Mari!
Yoshitsuwa Hitomi!
Princess Princess Princess Princess
Princess you wanna do it right?
Princess please do it!
- Everyone has their own version of it. - Yeah, everyone has their own.
- Hime's version. - This is kind of scary.
Hime! You're amazing!
For you who just sent in your story, we'll give you a mushroom badge.
- I don't want it. - No, you love "I Want It".
Please send in your story up to here.
I'll be waiting.
Morning Musume.
Six-member observation mission.
What will they do to win? What will they bring out?
These three people have no idea.
Today, we have another touching reunion with them.
Not only in training camp and dancing,
but also in common sense,
our dance teacher, Ms. Natsu.
The last thing she said to these three,
when they were about to say goodbye,
was...
When you pass...
Let's shake hands.
These three were chosen by "Morning Musume."
Will it be another touching reunion?
I said...
When you pass, let's shake hands.
I'll remember it.
Good luck.
See you at the training camp.
See you.
Good luck.
See you.
Good luck!
They shed tears and hugged each other, but there was no reunion scene.
Their reactions are weak.
It's like a reunion of emotions.
It's not a reunion of emotions.
It's a reunion of emotions, isn't it?
Are they really moved?
In their hearts?
They don't show their emotions, but they are secretly moved in their hearts.
On that day, they had their first Morning Musume.concert.
What did you think of it?
It was cool.
I wanted to be there, too.
Their enthusiasm was amazing.
When I was watching it, I wanted to dance.
My body moved when I saw it.
I wanted to dance on the stage.
I like Takahashi Ai, but I've only seen her in New York.
She stands out.
They don't show their emotions.
They look energetic.
What's going on?
The third round is "I'm not in a hurry. Doctor and Nurse".
Entry No. 5 "I'm not in a hurry. Doctor and Nurse".
"I'm not in a hurry. Doctor and Nurse".
It's still a long way from "Black Jack".
Next, Big Bunny's sexy nurse is Mari Iyaguchi.
With a healing heart, she will make you sleepless again today.
Hey, hey, hey! Nice butt!
I'll start my operation.
Miss!
Hey, hey, hey!
Thank you!
All right! It's decided!
What's that?
Can you broadcast that?
Yes, we can.
Director, you're old.
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it?
Finally, it's Tsuji, the pilot and the steward.
Entry No. 6.
A pilot and a steward who don't seem to exist.
Suspicious!
You're too suspicious, Pilot Tsuji!
Why are you wearing a thief's beard?
Can you protect passengers' safety?
You're too suspicious, Pilot Tsuji!
Next, it's the steward I've always wanted to meet.
Today, now, even at this moment,
I, Yasuda, want to transform into a good woman.
I like you, Director.
Stop it! Stop it right now!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
The key point is...
Who are you?
I'm Tsuji.
I'm Yasuda.
That was fun.
Thank you very much!
The winning team of the first and third rounds is...
AITA TEAM!
I thought we won!
Me too!
We did, didn't we?
Why!?
Why is that?
Because...
Look!
You're cute!
I don't know!
There's nothing I lost in the last year!
Nothing!
We used it all up!
Right?
So, the winning team of this fashion showdown is...
ABESSAR TEAM!
Thank you very much.
Well, everyone, the song is over, but how was it?
It was fun!
Go ahead, go ahead.
It was fun!
That's it for the Haramuni Winter Collection 2000 Yen fashion showdown!
Hey you!
Do you know love?
Yes, that was just last year's Spring incident...
This is bad! This is really bad!
Hey!
The way the judges are judging is strange!
Love...
Hate...
Love...
Hate...
Love...
Hate...
Love...
I've been singing this song all morning!
What?
She must have eaten something bad.
Yeah, yeah.
No, but I'm sure she had a hamburger and two servings of yakisoba for lunch.
For some reason, that day was different from usual.
There was a very quiet Tsujippa.
Minimuni was a kappa.
Minimuni...
...was a kappa.
Kappa and love's boogie train!
What?
Are you in love with me?
I love you.
I hate you.
I love you.
I hate you.
My heart aches.
When you love someone...
...your heart aches with sadness.
When you love someone...
...you think of them...
...and smile.
Really?
You're smiling!
I'm smiling for the first time!
Maybe for the first time in history!
She was nervous.
She was nervous...
...but for some reason...
...she smiled.
That's funny!
By the way...
...who is she?
Who is she?
Did you attack her?
Don't do that!
You should confess your love!
How do you confess your love?
With a love letter!
Write a love letter!
Let me see!
To Kero-kun...
From yakisoba...
...to yakiniku...
...to shabu-shabu...
...to ikameshi...
...I like you, Kero-kun.
I like you, Kero-kun.
Kero-kun, it's dangerous!
Shouldn't you meet Kero-kun and tell him how you feel?
That's right! That's right!
My own feelings...
But if he hits me...
I'll attack with confidence!
Everyone, I'll support you!
I'll burn you!
Everyone, I'll do my best!
I'm back, Kero.
Wait!
How was it?
How was it? How was it?
What?
What do you mean "what"?
Ah!
Huh?
He dumped me!
My first love! My first romance!
Youth!
So, what did he say?
Bell peppers...
I'm hungry...
Carrots...
He said he hates me more than an eggplant.
Wow!
No, no!
Chichippa! Shikari!
I'm worse than an eggplant.
That's what everyone thinks of me.
Chichippa!
It's okay! At least you like me!
I love you, Chichippa!
I love you, Kero-kun!
I love you, everyone!
I love you, Kero-kun!
That's right!
It's late, so let's go home!
Let's go home!
Okay! Let's go home!
[Oishinbo]
What's up? What's up? What's up, oppa?
What's up, oppa? What's up, oppa?
You're weird again today, oppa!
Huh?!
Kero...
She's here!
Tsujippa?
Tsujippa!
What's up, oppa?
Kappa Kid is so cool, Kero...
Huh?!
I like you...
I hate you...
I like you...
I hate you...
Ah! Tsujippa!
Ah! He's so young!
I fell in love
Even if I sleep or wake up
Gabbrie!
What's up with you today, meow?
Meow!
One!
Two!
One, two, three, four!
These days, I...
If I cause trouble in society...
If I make posters...
They'll steal them right away!
If I have a war...
People will flood!
If I walk in the city...
Traffic jams will happen!
I'm always, always sorry, everyone!
Because I am...
Charmy!
I wonder if I went too far again today...
Everyone watching TV...
Please forgive me!
Hello! I'm Charmy!
You were so excited, weren't you?
Yes, I felt great!
You felt great?
Yes! It was the best!
It was the best?
You were like, "Everyone, thank you for doing this for me!"
Yes!
Well...
There were so many people over there!
It felt like everyone was there!
It seems like you're in a good mood, so let's go!
Shall we go?
Is today's topic open?!
Borms' new song is a cover of that famous song?!
Yes, this is Morning Musume.'s 2003 first single!
It's a cover of the nostalgic anime song "Tokkori Totanjima"!
Did you know about it?
How long ago was it? I don't remember much about it.
Is it real-time?
I don't think so.
Yasuda-san knew about it!
Don't compare me with her!
She's actually a little older than me.
But mentally...
Mentally, she says "Gah!" but that's not the case.
Let's move on to the next topic!
Ta-dah! A weird soundtrack release!
What is it?
This is...
Meow! Meow!
What could it be?
When I see something round...
I want to play with it.
Is it a cat today?
How cute!
Last week, it was a love story.
This week, it's a mini-movie!
A weird adventure!
Yay!
It's like a mini-movie!
It's an energetic song!
Meow! Meow!
Don't catch me!
Bye now!
Meow!
How cute!
There are more sets for "lovely"!
Is that so?
So, every week...
It's a corner where you can enjoy it!
I see!
That's right!
How cute!
Let's move on to the next news.
It's moving! It's moving!
It's coming! It's coming!
How cute!
That was really cute!
Can we move on to the next news?
Of course! Go ahead!
How cute!
Why is this place so cute?
No, no! This time it's a live video!
That's right!
This time, we decided to release a live video of "Nakano Sun Plaza" which was held on November 16th and 17th last year!
I'm so happy!
There's a lot of videos that haven't been released yet.
Can you see it, Lovelyz?
I can see it!
It's cute, right?
Yes!
Hey!
Go away!
Come on, Matsura Ai-chan!
Matsura Ai-chan's news isn't over yet, is it?
I haven't heard of it at all!
The video and DVD of "Nakano Sun Plaza" includes more than 20 songs,
and there's a lot of behind-the-scenes footage as well, so please look forward to it!
Yes!
That's all for this week!
Hey!
Ishikawa-san, you're so pretty!
No, I'm not!
When I have a cat...
That's because of the way you dress and the way you talk, isn't it?
Then let me lick you!
No, I don't want you two to lick me.
Do you know this "cat dress"?
Can I wear a cat too?
You're so cute!
As a girl, I like you, Takahashi-san.
No, no, I like you, Ishikawa-san, but...
I said "but"!
As a girl, I like girls who don't forget their girlishness!
You're lovely, too!
No, you're not lovely!
You're lovely, too!
You're so cute!
It's okay, Chabi-san! I like you!
We'll be back with more news!
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To apply, you must first have a resume.
For minors, you must have an ID card.
Then, a picture of your face and your whole body from the front.
Also, a cassette or MD with your favorite song or song sung in one chorus.
Please apply with these information.
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