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Today's Haramori is super special! Don't miss it!
Please look at me like this!
Yeah!
Harumori Meibameyan's unreleased video "Dove to The Air" special!
You're going to use that energy, right?
Right? What did you say just now?
Not at all, special.
I know.
Let's go.
Let's go!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
First of all, Kappa no Hanabichi.
The content of it makes you want to cry a little, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
It's about four lonely sisters.
Four sisters.
Yeah, so it's a little lovey-dovey.
There's also a guest-like character.
Oh, there is!
There's no one like that.
It's pretty subtle, isn't it?
If you say it like that, it's subtle.
Is there anything else?
No, I don't think there is.
Jamy's corner!
No, no, no, there's nothing else.
Don't forget Jamy's corner!
It's my corner and Lovely's corner, isn't it?
That's right!
That's why you and I made it up in the first place!
You sang it desperately!
Lovely's been working hard lately, hasn't she?
She's been doing a lot of things.
Jamy's always singing every time she says she's bad at it!
She's singing desperately!
Now!
Unreleased footage and NG scenes!
What do you think?
I think I have a lot of NGs.
It can't be helped!
You can't use me as your MC!
She got mad at me!
I'm sorry!
I don't know why, but let's do it!
Okay!
Have fun!
Hello, Morning!
Yay!
With that, such a famous scene has been counted down!
What is shining in first place?
Not only unreleased footage, but also NG scenes that are very nostalgic have been released!
Fukutsu Jamy shouts, "Today is an important day!"
What does that mean?
"Hello, Japan" series, "A day in the life of a gobaki sparrow".
Mom, what's wrong?
You seem to have caught a cold. Are you okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
Then stand on one leg. It's that easy.
What's this?
It hurts.
You can't trust crows, you idiot!
You say you don't catch a cold, but that's a lie, isn't it?
Oh, it's your usual sudden change of tone.
Hello, hello, hello, hello
What's that supposed to mean?
Today, you say you caught a cold,
so I brought you some cold medicine with all my heart.
Now, drink it.
It's very kind of you, but what is this?
This?
If you drink this, you'll keep dancing for 24 hours with weird movements.
With this, you'll see that stupid dance of that stupid sparrow.
Now, just drink it.
But isn't there something weird in it again?
Do you think I'd say something like that?
There's no way I'd do something like that.
Now, drink it.
No, I don't want it.
Now, drink it.
No, I don't want it!
You're strong even though you're catching a cold.
It's obvious!
What is it?
Come on!
Stop it!
Come on!
You took my time.
Oh, I'm thirsty.
Drink it. Drink it.
Oh, no!
What should I do? I can't stop crying!
- It's a chimpanzee! - Chimpanzee!
- Chimpanzee!
Thank you for waiting!
Hello! Nippon Super Big Show Ranking Best 15!
This time, we'll broadcast the famous scene and save it forever!
First, number 15!
This game where you use a Polaroid camera to take a best shot!
Inside the surprise box that Yaguchi was holding...
There's something like that!
- Lastly, Yaguchi! - Yaguchi!
What would you do with a toilet paper?
There's no toilet paper!
- What is it? - What is it?
It's not open.
Don't look at me like that!
I'm the one who's surprised!
Tsuji-chan's appetite is growing.
In front of her favorite shabu-shabu, she doesn't care about the voices around her.
Even when it's time for her to change clothes?
- Don't look at me like that! - Don't look at me like that!
You don't need it, do you?
At the first Haramoni Umogiri,
that quiet girl finally showed her fangs to Yuko Nakazawa!
No, not like this!
What do you like about me?
But you're beautiful!
What's wrong?
I'm just taking pictures.
This is the first and the last time.
You did well.
I'll watch it more.
I gained courage.
Ms. Yasuda Kei.
Here you are.
Yes, it's Zange.
Kei's Zange, which is an annual Zange special,
What is it about?
Last year,
I've been told that I'm creepy.
Somehow, this year,
I'm sorry for being too cute.
Hey!
Can I switch?
What is she talking about?
This year, I went too far with my beauty chemistry.
What is it, Ms. Yasuda?
But...
Let's do it.
Please decide whether you'll say it or not.
Please choose.
Or...
Please say it.
Why did you prepare a spray?
Come here.
Wait!
I'm sorry!
Kei!
I can't see you, Kei-chan!
Your bangs!
Kei-chan's gone!
I'm cute like a princess.
In other words, I'm self-satisfied.
For Ishikawa's self-conscious exaggeration, Yoshizawa...
Don't treat Ishikawa-san like that.
What?
Don't treat her like that.
I told you not to pull me!
You're in my way!
Good job, Yoshi!
One person!
Yoshizawa-chan!
I'm Ogawa-san.
Here you go.
Everyone thought that Antonio Inoki, who was popular at the time, would do it again.
Inoki-san!
I might not be able to do it anymore.
In other words...
You look like Inoki-san!
I thought you were Inoki!
Seriously!
That was a little scary!
Yoshizawa-chan!
That was a good way to have fun!
It was good!
Tsuji-san, what is it?
Tsuji-san is in a great mood.
What is it?
Ah, the sweet potatoes are good.
Please give me one.
Tsuji-san!
Ready, set, go!
Party Game King Glaring Battle!
Natsume and Kago-chan's one-on-one battle!
Natsume goes for a throw-off attack!
Go, Natsume!
Go!
Why did you run away?
I'm sorry if your skin is covered.
Please do your best! Ready, start!
This game is to guess what's hanging from above.
Please listen to Kaori's loud scream!
What?
How can a human be crushed like that?
I'm a human!
Don't look at me! Don't look at me!
I'm a human!
I'm not a human!
How can a human be here?
I'll go first. Ready, start!
Wake up!
A balloon delivery relay!
In this balloon that's hard to break,
the studio is in a big panic!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Hurry up!
I was in the middle of something!
Yes!
I'm scared!
I'm afraid!
I'm scared!
Hurry up!
I'm scared!
Hurry up and call!
I'm scared!
I think I've lost something!
Yes!
Who's that?
Why?
Why didn't you talk?
Hurry up!
I'm scared!
OK!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Wow!
Yeah!
It's too big!
And it's too swollen!
Thank you for waiting!
Konno is going to hit Nakazawa!
Ah, ah, ah, ah, um, um, um, Konno!
Heavy and worn out.
It's because you're here, Konno!
Shut up!
Let's have Ryudo Uzaki challenge again!
Go for it!
There's a special look at an impersonation of Ishikawa, who said he raced with his dad.
I think it's been a while,
but I don't know if it was a year ago.
A woman with long hair?
There are a lot of them here.
Sorry.
Hit me again.
Who are you?
Everyone...
Awesome!
Thank you!
Question!
What is the name of Santa Claus's animal that flies in the sky?
5 times!
I'll go first!
Wait for me!
Here I go!
If she doesn't say the tongue twister 5 times, she can't answer this quiz!
Will she succeed?
The customer next door often...
Wait!
The customer next door often...
What's the answer?
It's a question, isn't it?
That's a big pot, isn't it?
"Alone", "More and more", "Jiki", "Misoji", "Nakazawa", "Yuto"
Shut up! It's not good!
In 2003, in "Shinshin Oogiri",
Yoshi gives Kei a poisonous kiss.
Yes, Yoshi!
What?! You're dating Yasuda Kei?!
I can't boast about it!
Good job, Yoshi!
It's gross!
Gross! Gross! Gross!
Wait a minute!
Why is it so funny?!
It's funny, isn't it?!
It's funny!
First of all, this scene!
By the way, the gokiburi that Yaguchi loves doesn't appear in this scene.
Oh!
Gross! Gross!
What?! Why?!
I'll show you something worse than that!
No!
I'll show you something worse than that!
No!
No! No!
No! No! No! No!
Wait!
No! No! No!
You're dancing!
Here we go!
Touch it properly!
It's dangerous!
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Gross!
Help me!
I don't like it!
It's tickling me!
Help me!
Wait! Wait! Don't come! Don't come!
Don't come!
It's really tickling me!
Mommy!
Wait!
I hate it!
There's so much!
Mommy!
I hate it!
There's so much!
There's a lot!
My waist is going to come out!
I feel like I can't run anymore.
I can't run anymore.
There's a lot! There's a lot!
There's a lot!
Wait! I can't speak!
I can't speak!
That's it for Haramoni's super hit ranking!
Next up is Haramoni's "NG Girl" special!
Their many NGs will be revealed!
Oh, right!
Nene, aren't you going to the supermarket today?
Oh, I'm kind of busy today.
You know...
The eggs...
Oh my!
Should we do it again?
Let's do it one more time.
Okay.
Once a year project!
Let's do our best with new ideas!
The third Haramani Mode!
Nene, da... da... da!
Yuu-chan, I have a question!
Yes?
What are we doing today?
Today we are doing...
What is it?
The annual project of...
One more time!
Last time we used "oh yeah"
Okay, let's do it one more time
Wait! I don't know!
I'm sorry!
Let's do it!
If we don't deliver this, we won't be able to decide on a name
Okay, we'll be back!
Bye!
See you!
You can't wear it!
Why didn't you buy sneakers?!
You can only wear one pair of sneakers
But if it's cucumbers...
Four people can eat it!
You're scary!
Why didn't you buy sneakers?!
I wanted to buy sneakers but...
You can only wear one pair of sneakers
But if it's cucumbers...
Four people can eat it!
You're funny!
3 seconds left!
2... 1...
Ototama...
At first you didn't know?
Ototama...
It's such a stupid kappa to take a picture like that...
OTOTAMA?!
There's also a cola...
Cola?
No, I meant a plate!
I'm sorry!
Okay, Yami-san, you're up next
Anything else?
What's more, if you catch kappa alive you'll get an allowance of 10 million yen!
- An allowance? - An allowance?
An allowance! An allowance!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
An allowance, allowance, allowance, I'm sorry!
This is too much!
An allowance, allowance!
Huh, isn't that Kimitac's...
Look! Look! It's Kuzo Shizuka!
She does look like her!
It can't be!
Kudo Shizuka wouldn't come to a family restaurant like this!
But doesn't she have similar eyebrows?
Yeah, she does.
Maybe we'll know if we talk to her.
Yeah.
Excuse me.
Welcome.
May we help you?
Five people, please.
What?
Five people, five people!
What did you say?
Five people, please.
Um... what did you say?
Five people for this girl, please.
Um... we don't have five people, but...
Excuse me.
May we help you?
Five people, please.
What?
Five people, five people!
What did you say?
Five people, please.
Um... what did you say?
This is funny.
I'm sorry.
Doesn't it look like you?
Um... please give me five more people.
Doesn't it look like you? I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Good evening. I'm Kudo Shizuka.
Huh? Introduce yourself!
Introduce yourself!
What's your question?
Please give me five people.
Five people?
Please give me five people.
Um... what did you say?
(laughs)
I can't even give it to her.
I'm sorry.
I can't even give it to her.
I'm sorry.
Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful princess in Haromoni Land.
But this princess has never laughed since she was born.
So, in order to make the princess laugh, they went all over the country to get ideas.
And the two swordsmen will show the princess their ideas.
Will the princess laugh at the ideas everyone gave her and at the performance of the swordsmen?
High School Challenge!
Today, too, many ideas from all over the country are brought in to make the princess laugh.
Laugh!
(laughs)
Will the princess laugh?
Then, let's get started!
Come on, swordsmen!
Shushu Pappa!
(laughs)
(screams)
Ms. Furukawa and Ms. Michino's work.
Imagine it!
A goat marionette lying in a tatami mat.
It fell!
Phew!
It's so small!
It's so hard...
It's so hard, isn't it?
What does Ms. Atouru say about her work?
Viking Salary Card
For adults, it's 2,000 yen. For children, it's 1,000 yen.
For parents, it's 20,000 yen.
It's that hard, isn't it?
It is!
You have to take it off! It's no good, isn't it?
It's too hard!
You have to take it off like this!
It's no good, isn't it?
You're right!
Ms. Inouye Amiri's work...
Motivation It Is
It's okay, I'm sure it's okay
Are you serious?!
It's okay, I'm sure it's okay
Are you serious?!
It's okay, I'm sure it's okay
Are you serious?!
Are you really okay?!
Ah, sorry! I'm out of place!
A work of Chakalichi Columbus-san!
The woman who calls upon a big man.
Go for it!
Curel! Curel! Curel! Curel! Curel!
- You're cute! - You're cute!
Is that a half laugh?
Hime, which part is it?
Well...
When you called me "Tsunku-san" like that...
I thought you were more like "Temako-san".
This mushroom patch is a present for you.
I don't want it.
Thanks to you, Hime can laugh half a laugh today.
With your power, please make Hime laugh!
I look forward to your application!
Minimuni was a kappa.
Minimuni!
Kappa's...
...sleeping...
...time!
Unreleased footage of Kappa and Minimuni!
Why do you keep doing that kind of prank?
I don't know!
Why do you keep doing that kind of prank?
Because four people can't sleep in one bed!
It can't be helped! We're poor, so we can only buy one bed!
Forgive us!
Just once in a lifetime!
I want to sleep in a bed of my own!
Kappa Club's first generation, Tsuji, wants to sleep in a bed of his own!
However!
Tsuji is about to go berserk!
Tsuji, you idiot!
You're out of my league!
Minimuni is about to go berserk!
Just once in a lifetime!
So, today...
...we're going to have a New Year's Eve feast!
New Year's Eve feast!
We even have ozoni!
Ozoni!
Let's eat!
Only cucumbers?
Yes!
Mmm, nice dashi is coming out!
Right?!
I have another one!
What?! There's more!
Monkey!
The end!
Thank you very much!
Cucumbers!
That was a monkey!
Monkey!
It's a hippo!
And that was "Hippo's Path," unreleased performance!
It's so addictive...
"NG Girl" Special, Part 2!
"Embarrassing NGs" are still to come!
Don't lie to me!
Yasuda...
In exchange for your insurance money...
You killed the angel, didn't you?
Yes, you did try to kill him.
Why don't you just confess already?
Yasuda...
You killed the angel in exchange for your insurance money, didn't you?
Let's do it one more time.
What was it?
Let's do it one more time.
Yes, let's do it one more time.
I'm sorry.
If you use expensive and good vessels from day to day,
you will feel very rich and good, won't you?
You will, won't you?
I'm also "o-wechi-o-wetto".
"o-wechi"...
"o-wetto"?
"o-wetchi-o-wutto".
I'm sorry.
"o-wetchi-o-wutto".
I can't say it, so I'll forget it.
Even if there is meat, it's delicious.
Fibo...
Even if there is meat, it's delicious.
Brothers and sisters share it.
"kyuri-ion-hon-yon".
"yon-on".
"kyuri-ion-hon-yon".
"Kyuri-ion-hon-yon".
My husband is making a lot of money.
I don't have to worry about money anymore.
It's strange.
Is it me?
What? I'm sorry.
I don't remember it at all.
It's "chi-ga-shi" and "ni-na-me-kko".
Oh, I'm sorry.
"kyuri-ion-hon-yon".
My prince! Come and pick me up!
To the dream world! Let's go!
Actually, I always...
I made a mistake.
I'm mad!
I'll show you what it's like to be a princess!
Why do I always get mad?
If I do this, I'm going to die!
That's so funny!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
But...
Why do I always get mad?
I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- Okay, go for it! - Go for it!
But...
Why do I always get mad?
I'll show you what it's like to be a princess!
I read it a lot.
Do it again!
But...
Why do I always get mad?
- But... - Go for it!
- Why do I always... - Go for it!
Why do I always get mad?
I'll show you what it's like to be a princess!
I did it!
- You did it! - Okay!
Okay!
Oh, my wife!
Ma'am, do you know what a bus is?
I think it's probably this.
Oh, I've never been on a bus before, so I don't know.
Oh, me neither!
I've only been on a Mercedes-Benz since I was born, and my car was also a Mercedes-Benz.
My car was...
...a big car!
Ma'am!
Wait a minute!
It's not a bus!
Ma'am!
Ma'am, I'm sorry!
Ma'am! Ma'am, please don't say that!
I'm going to get on it!
That's all for today's N.G. Osme Special!
Everyone, please don't say anything bad about N.G.!
CHARMIE FLOWER
I'm going to rap it for you today.
There once was...
...a flower called "Charmie".
And today...
...the flower that used to be a bud...
...has finally begun to bloom!
That's right! For eighteen years...
...it didn't lose to rain...
...it didn't lose to wind...
...it didn't lose to demons...
...and it finally bloomed!
What kind of flower will it become?
Are you excited? Are you excited?
Are you excited?!
Now...
It's long! It's long!
There's more!
From now on, it's my era!
I'll make the world, no, the whole universe, full of charming flowers!
Let's positive!
By 18 year old Hoya Hoya Charmy!
That's it?
That's it!
It's my special day...
Was it your birthday?
What?!
Was it your birthday?!
It's my birthday!
Why don't you remember?!
Even if you remember, January 9th is Charmy Shikai's birthday!
Yay!
You're quiet today...
What is it with you guys?!
Let's get more excited!
I want to get more excited, but you guys are too quiet!
Let's get more excited!
Okay!
Okay, let's get more excited!
You guys are too quiet!
Wow!
The movie that won the biggest prize for New Year's movie is finally "Coin Dan's Story"!
And!
The behind-the-scenes of "Minimoni the Movie", starring Minimoni, will be released on January 21st!
Also, for the first time ever, an original sticky note!
I think they should have named it with a cooler name.
Here's the next one!
Shinshi wa Mini ga Osuki
This is a bit...
This show before noon has a bit...
of a bad educational title.
What does "Shinshi wa Mini ga Osuki" mean?
This show has been going on since last summer.
This is the first solo concert of Nakazawa Yuko.
Is there a video that was included in the DVD?
I don't know much about it, but...
It will be released on January 22nd!
Was it fun back then?
It's a bit complicated for me to say it was fun...
It's not a good thing!
Fun things are good things, but...
I hope we can do our best this year!
That's what I think!
Please watch it!
For those of you who are scared of scary things!
It's nice, isn't it?
Yes!
I'll read the next one!
Go ahead!
Minimori kara Otona e
This is...
Oh my goodness, I hope Yaguchi comes in.
Happy birthday to you~
Happy birthday dear Yaguchi-san~
Hey, Kibaguchi!
Happy birthday to you~
Yay!
Yaguchi-san, happy birthday! And happy birthday to you, as well!
Congratulations!
You're old enough to drink.
Be careful not to get drunk like Nakazawa-san and Yasuda-san!
Is that okay?
Hey, you've forgotten, haven't you?
- Hey, you! - Today!
- Today!
You're always helpful, right?
I didn't know!
- Hey, hey... - Oh, oh...
- Oh, oh...
- Is that okay? - You look like an angel!
Spread my wings, and...
Fly away, sun...
I don't quite understand the last part, but...
But those earrings are cute!
They're the ones you gave me, aren't they?
Where did you learn to say that?
Alright.
In this week's episode, we want to end this here...
We've decided! Tonight, we'll decide the 6th member!
Surprisingly, I'm not one of them.
You said you wouldn't join either of us,
and now you're one of us!
Please forgive me for that.
Yeah, me too.
I don't know, really.
Happy birthday to you!
Thank you!
It says happy birthday, Jeremy!
Eighteen years old!
Thank you!
How old were you when you joined the band?
Fifteen years old.
I see...
That's why you're so young.
I've changed. Nice to meet you!
Yeah, but you're pregnant now.
I've changed.
Yes.
It's a musical.
Yeah.
Do you remember me saying "it won't change easily"?
I do.
It changed easily!
Oh, you're good!