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Tohkoh! Warawan Hime!
The Aranai Japan Series "The Little Sparrow's Day of Raising a Child".
It's about time for me to walk, though...
Alright!
Ai-chan!
Should we practice walking again today?
Yeah.
It didn't work...
Ah!
Alright!
How about this?
Come here!
That toy...
It's commonplace.
It didn't work?
That's weird...
I'll go look for something better, okay?
Okay!
- See you! - Okay!
Wow!
This is pretty bad!
No matter what you say...
I pushed and dashed...
the doorbells of other people's houses!
And I did it five times in a row!
- Yeah! - You're bad! You're really bad!
- You seem to be practicing how to walk... - Chun...
- Should I teach you? - Please, Chun!
Alright!
Let's start with this!
*sigh*
*groan*
This is how you walk, right?
Well, you can do it like this, too!
Let's go, look closely!
Do you get it?
Alright, good girl!
Today, it's blood transfusion service!
This is special, you know!
What are you doing?!
I'm telling you! What are you doing?!
You're always getting in my way!
You stupid crow!
Stupid?!
Stupid!
Stupid?!
Stupid crow!
What's wrong with you?! You idiot!
Stupid crow!
What are you doing?!
Stupid crow!
What are you doing?!
You stupid crow!
You're always getting in my way!
What are you doing?!
She can't do it.
Stupid crow!
She's walking!
What?!
It's true!
That's weird...
She walked!
A-amazing...
We...
There's no meaning to it, right?
There isn't, right?
Heart-pounding time battle!
Measuring quick action!
Harmony internal formation test!
Alright, today...
Celebrities who work on a 1 minute 1 second schedule...
Well, we are too, but...
Time management is important, right?!
That's right!
Let's get started! First of all, each of the business teams will have their own stopwatch, and we will measure who has the best internal clock.
First of all, Iida team, please press the stop button when you think it's exactly 10 seconds.
Here we go! Then everyone, please close your eyes!
Eh, do we close our eyes?
Please close your eyes!
Yes, yes!
Then...
Ready...
Start!
I feel like the music is deceiving me.
One, two...
Hey, can you stop counting next to me?!
I stopped it!
Yes!
Right, Captain Takahashi?!
Yes!
Next up is the Abe team.
Ready... Start!
Ah! Ah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Not good at all!
Um... I made a mistake, but it's 10.7 seconds.
Wow!
Is it okay?
It's 13.3 seconds.
Wow!
This time, the flow of time seems to be slow.
The result is this!
Is 10.07 seconds self-recorded?
A little anxious Captain Kago!
Captain Kago!
Aye aye, sir!
I'm Hanamaru.
Good morning!
Yay!
New corner, start!
Everyone, show us what you've got!
Is it possible for rain to fall on celebrities?
Gappa's flower path has been taken!
Crab's flower path!
Finally, this day has come!
Harbour Newscaster has changed!
The first round is "catch and wait for 30 seconds"!
The members who become human pillars will be challenged how much they can hide in 30 seconds.
However, the captain's physical appearance will determine the 30 seconds.
A mistake in the body will greatly affect the outcome.
Ready, start!
It's kind of quiet, isn't it?
There are six of them.
Oh, I see.
Oh, wait a minute.
Eighty-five, eighty-seven.
Eighty-seven, eighty-eight.
Eighty-nine.
I put it on my butt and it's already twenty-nine.
Twenty-nine.
My head is stretching.
Twenty-nine.
One sea urchin is fine, isn't it?
Sixteen, sixteen.
Fifteen.
Oh, this is stiff.
Time's up!
Wait! Stop!
Let's see how many seconds it is!
Time's up!
Amazing!
Captain Takahashi.
With a fine play of 29 seconds, he has 24 points.
Are you ready?
Yes!
You look like you have a plan A.
It's plan B, right?
Yes, it is.
Let's start with plan B!
Ready, set, go!
Is he running?
18!
19!
20!
30!
21!
22!
23!
24!
25!
26!
27!
28!
29!
30!
Time's up!
Let's see how many seconds it is!
Amazing!
28 seconds!
Let's see the score!
Did plan B succeed?
Captain Takahashi gets 26 points!
The captain will end the team's medley in one minute.
However, the second and fourth players will have a different problem than singing.
The point of the game is how to give instructions to the members with gestures only!
Then, game, start!
One day, in the forest, I met a bear.
I met a bear on my way to the Kanasakumori.
Hoi!
Wow, it's plain.
That's true.
What's this?
I don't know.
What's this?
Oh, I found it!
Go!
It bloomed! It bloomed!
Tulips are blooming!
Red, white and yellow!
Every flower is beautiful!
Game battle!
The captain is rolling it out!
Roll it! Roll it!
Is it good?
What's this?
Oh, no!
The bear was wearing a full watch!
The old man's watch!
The bear was wearing a full watch!
The old man's watch!
You see, I've been feeling good for a while now.
Really? How good?
What do you think of our team's performance?
Well, you know...
You said you didn't need the last "i".
Did I say it too much?
I'm sorry.
And I'm sorry about this.
I'm sorry.
My emotions just...
I'm sorry.
And with that...
The captain's team...
Failed!
What a shame!
The songbirds are feeling down once again.
I want to go to a carnival with Winston when he's born!
But I can't go now!
I can't go!
Okay, let's do this!
Game, start!
New Year's Day!
Let's eat tacos and play with marbles for New Year's Day!
Hurry up and come to me, New Year's Day!
Eh? It's okay! Leave me alone!
What are you worried about? It's no problem!
We're running out of time!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
You're kidding me! You're kidding me!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Yes! Go!
Eh? Which one?
Ah! Ah! Eh? Wait a minute!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Wait! Wait! Wait! Really, wait!
Eh? Wait a minute! Eh? Eh? Eh?
Leave it to me! Eh? Eh? Wait a minute! Really!
Really, wait a minute!
Which one? Which one?
Um...
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
I can't do it! I really can't do it!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I really can't do it! I really can't do it!
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop! Stop! You can't do it this way, Ken Уi!
Are you really going in?! Are you really going in?!
Stop! Stop! You can't do it this way, Ken Höning Ui!
Are you really going in?!
cen't you leave like that?
Wait! Wait! I'm super excited right now!
I was just worried about you!
That's right!
And with that, Deputy Captain Takashi and...
Dстве!
After this, all the members will show their true selves!
For two minutes of free food relay, Haradokei Musume. No. 1 will be decided!
Haromani Theater. In the afternoon, the mothers...
The parents seriously stare at Yasuda-san. What happened?
Oh my, this supermarket's tofu is one yen cheaper!
I have to go buy it now!
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
Did you see? I changed my room! Does it suit me?
I think it's better than blonde.
Oh, really? Well, it suits me, right?
Look in the mirror, look in the mirror, look in the mirror,
who is the cutest mama in the world?
It's you, Ishika-san!
Wow! Thank you!
Ishika-san, you just said it yourself, didn't you?
You're such an idiot!
Who?
You're an idiot!
Hey, hey, more importantly,
wouldn't you like to go to the third-floor supermarket with me later? It's really cheap!
How much is it cheap?
One yen, one yen!
If you buy two, it's two yen, right? If you buy three, it's three yen cheaper!
That's how it is!
Yasuda-san, you've changed a lot!
Is that so, Ishika-san?
I think so, too!
Why am I so cute?
Um, that's not what I mean.
You're talking about how Yasuda-san has changed, right?
Oh, that's right, Yasuda-san!
That's right!
You've certainly changed!
You didn't even talk about buying cheap things at the supermarket before!
What's wrong?
All of a sudden, you're talking about one yen or two yen.
You know, I've been thinking about it!
You know, Shirogane-san has suddenly become so showy, hasn't she?
Shirogane-san, who has a lot of money,
had trouble with her toilet paper due to her husband's business failure.
If you're going to be so showy like that,
I think you should value one yen or two yen like Kobe-san!
That's not what I'm thinking about!
What's wrong, Ishika-san?
I'm thinking about it!
Why am I so cute?
You! Stop that!
Listen to what I'm saying!
I'm sorry!
Either way, I don't want to end up like that Shirogane-san!
That's right!
But Shirogane-sen, what are you doing right now?
Well...
I'm not Shirogane-sen!
You don't look like it!
You're just like you always are...
You're so rich!
My husband's business was a huge success after that!
But now I have so much money left over and over and over...
What am I going to do with it?!
Waitress!
Yes!
I'm sorry about the other day...
I'll double the toilet paper and return it to you!
Well, if it's not enough, let me know anytime!
That's how cheap you are!
Oh, I forgot to order...
I'm rich again!
I'm jealous!
I'm not jealous!
You know...
Instead of doing it like that...
I think it's better for you to live your life like Abe-san...
You're right!
By the way, what did you do with Abe-san?
He's not rich yet...
Maybe he's shopping at the supermarket?
I'm not going to the supermarket anymore!
Abe-san?!
What did you do?!
Would you like some hot water?
Here you go!
Oh...
Abe-san!
At the supermarket next door...
Tofu was one yen cheaper!
One yen? What does one yen mean, Zamasu?
One yen is something I've never seen before, Zamasu!
It's something commoners use, right?
That's right! Ma'am, you're right about that!
That's right, Zamasu!
Zamasu, you've changed, haven't you?
You used to be such a good and commoner-like person!
Then, shall we call the waiter?
Ah, wait a minute!
What is it?
You wanted to try it once, didn't you?
Waitress! Waitress!
Ah, ma'am, you're too kind!
The way you use your wrists is like...
S-e-l-e-t-e-c-k-i-n-g!
Thank you for your compliments, ma'am!
What would you like, ma'am?
Have you decided on your order?
That's right, I'll have an olive juice.
Understood!
That's right, I'll have...
an ois-le-monte without gum syrup, please, Zamasu!
Understood!
Ah, I'd like to order this one as well!
Ah, wait a minute!
Can you give me this one first?
I'll give you a little tip.
A little tip?
A little tip!
Here you go!
Wow!
Isn't it too little?
No, no!
Eh, is it really okay like this?
Yes, it is! Here you go!
Thank you very much!
It's too little!
Isn't it?
What's up with that castle?
That's right!
Abe-san?
You've become rich all of a sudden recently.
Why is that?
My husband made a lot of money with his wall...
and now I don't have to worry about money anymore, Zamasu!
I'm jealous of you saying that you're always eating chirashi and staring at me every day!
Wait a minute, ma'am! What's "chirashi"?
I've never seen this person since I was born, Zamasu!
That's right!
It's surprising, isn't it?
Ma'am! Ma'am!
There's something I'd like to tell you.
Who is it?
I'm Takahashi, who was hired by you yesterday.
Oh, good morning!
You hired a lot of maids, so it takes time for you to learn their names, doesn't it?
So, what's wrong?
My husband...
Today...
Made a huge mistake at the stock market...
And he lost everything.
Well...
W-what did you say?!
Wait a minute!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
What's wrong, Takahashi?
Give me back the chip I gave you earlier!
No!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
What is it? What is it?
I don't like it! I don't like it!
What are you doing?!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Hey!
See you later!
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Ma'am!
Wait! Wait!
No! No! No!
Oh my! What a shame!
Poor thing!
This is what common people are like after all.
"Hello, Morning"!
The third round is "Eat as much as you want in two minutes"!
The members will eat up all the menus lined up on the table.
When the captain thinks it's just two minutes, he presses the button and it's over!
If both teams clear the time, the game ends with the amount of food they eat.
Are you excited, Tsui-chan?
You're excited, aren't you?
Now, please eat as much as you can in your time!
Let's go! Ready, start!
One...
Ten seconds!
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
You look like you're here for a meal.
Elegant!
Elegant! Elegant!
Good morning!
Please eat slowly!
Go! Go! Go!
Don't do it!
You don't have to do it with one bite, do you?
Five.
Four.
Okay! Give me more!
There's more?
Huh? There's more?
There's more?
What flavor is this?
How is it?
As for Sakai-san, you pressed it at the right time.
You're not as confident.
I'm not?
Maybe you guys could have eaten more.
Let's look at the time.
Why? Where did you get the calculation wrong?
Huh? You said you'd change in 15 seconds.
Huh?
Oh, this was faster.
Change in 15 seconds...
But even if you combine everything, 15 seconds doesn't make two minutes.
It doesn't.
If you combine 15 seconds and calculate the distance...
Ah, I see. Then it's no good.
Takashi's team.
In the second round, Fuji-chan's "shabu-shabu" has increased his pace and his chest is disqualified.
Then, Captain Kago's team, get ready...
Start!
Kei-chan said "meat" after all.
That's right, she said "meat".
It's really Kei-chan.
Can we say the count?
Can we say it?
14...
25!
25?!
Why are you putting your hand on your waist?
Why? Why?
You have plenty of time.
You have time.
Yes.
It's okay, it's okay, teacher.
It's okay, it's okay, Niigaki, it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay, teacher Kago!
It's good!
I wonder why.
Well, let's look at the time!
She did it!
One minute and fifty-seven seconds have passed!
Captain Tago-chan wins the championship!
That was fun!
What's up with you?
After the game ended, Tago-chan started crying. What's the reason behind it?
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni?
Kappa and Hakami!
Ganimoni vs. Kappamoni
Today is Chijippa's work day.
Wow, it's finally time for kappamoni to sell roses!
Chijippa's work day
Hey, everyone!
If you had a job, what would you like to do?
Chijippa would like...
To be a princess.
Oh, like in Shizuya Ken-san's "Bakatori-sama"!
Yes, yes! Like, you know...
Like, you know...
Chijippa!
No?
Like, in a drama or something...
Like, you know...
Then, Marippa-neechan, you would like...
I would like...
I would like... These looks, right?
Models!
Models?!
What do you think?
Models sounds good.
Pose is decided, too, right?
Then, what about your makeup?
I will use my English skills...
- What?! - What?!
I'm small, so don't make fun of me!
I'm hungry.
You're acting weird.
- Hey! - What's wrong with you?!
- You're wrong! - I'm hungry!
I'm hungry!
Let's eat, then!
Okay! Since we don't have a chirippa today...
we're gonna eat a lot of cucumbers!
- Yes! - Yes!
Thanks for the meal!
- You'll pay for that! - We'll pay for that!
- Hey! - Hey!
You won't notice me, will you?
Go home, will you?
- You're right! - You're right!
- You're too late, Dari! - You're too late, Gani!
You guys barged into someone's house! Who the heck are you?!
We are Dari and Moni!
- You're Omame and Konno, right? - Yeah!
- What are you doing dressed like that? - That's not it, Gani!
Actually, just like Mini and Moni were wearing kappa clothes,
- Mii and Konno... - Konno are...
- Dari and Gani! - Dari and Gani!
- Shut up! - Shut up!
Then I want you two to show me that you're Dari and Gani.
- Yeah! - Sure thing, Dari!
- Kongani! - Come here for a second.
What is it? Food?
- Hey! - Pichapini! Pichapini!
Whoa, you scared me!
- How's that?! - What?
Just like Dari and Gani were surprised, you're wearing the same clothes!
- You guys are scary! - Hey! Hey!
You're just... you're just idiots!
- Idiot! - Idiot!
- You're not idiots, right? - Pichapini! Pichapini!
- By the way, what are we doing here today? - Yeah.
We're here to ride on this kappa's path, Dari!
From next week, this corner will be Dari and Gani's path, Gani!
- What?! - What?!
Dari and Gani's path...
Give us this corner quietly, Dari!
- No way! - Give us, Gani!
- No way! - No way!
It can't be helped.
If you say it like that, there's nothing we can do about it!
Let's have a corner and have a match!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
I won't lose to a crocodile!
A poor kappa is a good kappa!
Corner, showdown!
Aibonbon!
The rules are simple!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Aibonbon will make a scream and pose like a octopus!
If you pose like the winner of rock, paper, scissors, you lose!
There are three octopus poses!
The team that wins two wins first wins!
Kappa and crocodile, which will the winner's goddess smile at?
First up is Kagoppa versus crocodile!
- Go for it, Kagoppa! - Don't lose, crocodile!
All right!
Then...
Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Amazing!
As expected of Ai Bonbon!
The next round is...
Mikasa vs Kongani!
OK! Yay!
Here we go!
Then... Start!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Ai Bonbon!
Yeah!
I won!
Frogs! Frogs! Frogs!
They'll come back for sure!
Hey! That's enough.
Ready and...
Frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs
Now!
Frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs
Bye!
Frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs, frogs
Bye!
Now!
Ready and...
Go, go, go, go!
Hey, Namie!
- Crab! - Crab!
It's so good!
HAROMONIZU
Once upon a time, there was a very beautiful princess in Haromoni Land.
However, this princess has never laughed in her life.
So, in order to make the princess laugh, they decided to collect stories from all over Japan.
And the two swordsmen will present stories to the princess.
Will the princess laugh at the stories and performances of the swordsmen?
- Go! - Go!
Princess!
Princess, where did you go?
It's getting late.
Princess...
Princess, over here. Please sit down.
How are you doing today?
I'm as usual, I think.
Hime, you'll be laughing today for sure!
Hmm...
As we announced in our first meeting, we received a lot of ideas from all over the country!
And we are going to announce them now!
Kenja! Come on!
Calm down!
You'll be laughing today for sure!
Kenja! Come on!
OK, let's get started!
Satsuki Hiratsuka's work...
A masterpiece!
"Anne with nose hair"!
"Anne with red hair"!
"Anne with nose hair"!
Next!
It's not over yet!
Kato Uehara's work...
Can you imagine it?
"Yuko Yakazawa making a donation in the city"!
That's impossible!
Seki Yusaku's work...
Can you imagine it?
"Kemeko with nose hair"!
This is...
Hey!
Princess!
Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
Take it!
For those of you who sent us this story,
this is for you!
This "Kemeko Badge" is for you!
Let's go!
Princess, do you want it?
I do!
Ryoko Shiraki's work
Antonio Inoki!
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
How many times?!
Four times?!
No way! Three times!
How is it?
You can't say that!
Oh no!
She'll hit me!
Let's go to the next one!
Ryoko Shiraki's work
Antonio Inoki Part 2
Everyone!
How are you?!
Give me a handshake!
I'm giving you a handshake, but you're not laughing.
You're not laughing, are you?
Was it no good?
Yabuchi-san and Shizawa-san's work.
"Gotoumaki".
End! End! End! End! End! End!
It's subtle, isn't it?
But you're laughing a little!
Hime, you're laughing!
Wait, wait!
Don't break it!
It just broke!
Hime, what was funny about it?
Were you watching it too?
The name "gotoumaki" came up, and I was hoping for something to come out of it,
but it was only "hah" that was funny.
For sending us that joke, we present you this mushroom badge!
Aren't you jealous?!
That's all for today!
Okay, everyone watching TV!
Please send us jokes that make you laugh up to this address!
Thanks to you, Hime laughed twice today!
We look forward to your jokes that will make you laugh!
Huh? Where's Shoumin?
Shoumin, where did you go?!
Shut up!
I've finally come this far.
Today is my biggest chance!
I'm sorry for Charmy, but I'm taking this seat!
'Kay!
I'm the second-in-command of Hello! Pro-News, Lovely Takashi!
And the person who recommended me last week!
This wonderful person!
Yuko Nakazawa!
I was worried about whether she would use it or not, but I was looking forward to it!
Thank you!
Recently, lovely Takai-san has been working hard.
Thank you!
Nice to meet you!
It's kind of fresh!
It's kind of different from usual, but thank you for coming today!
You came every time, too!
Yes, I did!
You're cute!
Yes, I did!
I didn't know you'd ask me that!
I'm serious!
Serious? I don't know what you're talking about!
Please tell me everything!
Yes!
Then, I'll tell you this week's topic!
Yes! Aya's DNA will be released!
Wow!
In "Looking for an Idol", Aya Matsuura-san's little drama "Aya's DNA" will be released on the 16th of this month!
Marigold is kind of fresh, isn't it?
I'm trying to fix it, but...
You can't, can you?
Aya-ya's role is...
Even though she's usually a bright middle school student,
when various incidents happen,
she solves them.
She plays a very mysterious and cool girl.
Matsuura-san and I are the same age!
Oh, is that so?
Yes!
I'm sorry!
No, but...
No, lovely Takai-san, I think that's very attractive!
Oh, is that so?
You two look good together!
The design has changed a little...
As a caster, I think you'll do well!
Huh?
Who is it?
Oh, it's Lisa-chan!
Lisa-chan!
Right?
Who is it?
Oh, it's Asami-chan!
Aya will do her best in musicals, too!
Huh?
Who is it?
No, I haven't done anything.
My face was in the dressing room, so I thought someone was going to cut it.
I was wondering what it was, but it's okay.
Oh, really?
Then we don't have anything to talk about today, so let's end it here.
Huh? Really?
Oh, yes.
Oh, well, it's my first time, you know.
Yes.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Huh? No way. No way. My feet are stuck.
It's long, it's long.
Should we drop it?
What is it? What is it? What is it?
Move it a little more.
I can't move it.
Rabbit.
What is it?
Show me.
Someone.
You know who it is, don't you?
Rabbit?
Oh, it's a rhino!
It's a rabbit.
It's a rhino.
Doesn't it look like a rabbit?
Hey! Hey! Oh, it's a rhino.
We haven't called a rhino today, either.
Hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Okay.
Here we go.
Huh? It's kind of lumpy like this.
How long have you been sitting there?
They're taking lots of pictures, so make a cute face now.
Again...
Oh, can you vote for me?
Oh, sure.
No.
What?
How about it?
I want to sit there!
It's hot, and I can't talk, and it's hard to see in front of me, and I can only come out for a moment, and I don't like that!
I can only get this corner once every week for two weeks every week just to enjoy this corner!
But for this corner, I thought about singing and whether it would go well today, and this is it!
This is my only way of living!
It's fine. Please go ahead.
It's fine.
How cute!
That kind of humility is important!
Is it fine?
Please go ahead.
I have no choice but to receive it warmly!
Then I'll leave it here.
I think it only suits love.
Then will you wear this hat?
Yes.
It's nice, this balanced relationship.
Who is it?
Isn't it Charmy?
I'm back!
Hey, it's hot!
I want to study and come back here again.
OK!
Alright!
It's a challenge.
No, I don't have a lot of energy, so I decided to go to this school.
Alright!
At that time, let's fight!
Oh!
You came!
The winner team gets 1 minute to eat the ingredients we have on the table.
Ready, go!
Here you go.
Cake!
Asami-chan!
Here you go.
Oh my, oh my.
Wow, it looks so good!
What is that?
Tabchen cake Asami-chan!
It's a little hot!
I can understand how you feel.
What a shame.
Let's go to Shabu-shabu.
I'm happy.
I'm shocked that we lost.
It's my first time.
What's wrong with you?
I wanted to eat that cake.
Are you okay?
Pumpkin cake.
Pumpkin cake!
Hurry up!
It's delicious.
They failed the test.
They will be discharged.