AISubs v3.5
2003, from now on, it's...
1 o'clock in the morning!
Happy New Year!
Kako-chan, your face is in the frame!
Oh, it's here!
Happy New Year!
This year, we and the show, Tomodomo...
Thank you for your support!
You know...
At first, it was 30 minutes!
That's right!
Then it became 45 minutes...
That's right!
It's amazing!
This is all thanks to you!
You're like an old lady!
Don't call me like that!
I see! This year, too...
Hello, morning!
The first personal project!
A live performance at the Haramoni Festival!
A new song is added to the band!
Today's Haramoni Theater is a masterpiece!
This year, too, Chubby will go on his own path!
Everybody!
And!
From the show...
A gift of super rare goods!
After this...
New Year's Day is coming soon?
"Big Cut Special" starts now!
Haramoni Japan Series...
Cherry Blossom Sparrow Child Raising Diary
Happy New Year!
I hope this year will be a good year, too, Ai- chun-chun!
Right?
Oh, this year is the year of the sparrow.
Time flies, doesn't it?
Chun-chun!
Chun-chun-chun-chun-chun!
Huh?
Chun!
Chikaku-i-chun!
Ahahaha!
Yukki-chi-chun! Yukki-chi-chun!
Okay, okay! I've got something for you for New Year's!
Chun!
Here you go, a New Year's ball!
Chun!
Ball!
Chun-chun!
Give me a New Year's ball, too!
Chun-chun-chun-chun!
What the heck is going on?
Chun-chun-chun!
It's obvious!
You don't have to give me a New Year's ball like that, Chun!
Okay!
I'm going to hug my cute son!
You don't have a son yet!
No way!
Chun-chun!
Do you really want a New Year's ball that much?
Give me a New Year's ball, Chun!
I want it, Chun-chun!
Do you really want it that much?
Chun-chun!
Guess I have no choice!
Chun!
Guess I have no choice!
Then I'll give you a real New Year's ball!
Huh?
Here you go!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Do you know how heavy this stupid ball is?
It's my year, so don't get in my way!
Why do you have to die like this, Chun?
One more time!
Ouch!
Chun!
Ouch!
You're such a good girl, Mesa!
I know!
You don't have to do anything for me!
Come and watch the movie "The Story of the Boy Scouts"!
"Youth Harmony Big Cut Special"!
Yes! Today we are going to have a lively and youthful big cut and have a lot of fun!
Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
This big cut is an individual match. Everyone, do your best for each place!
And please bring your zappotons, Goto and Niigaki!
First up is "Youth Harmony Big Cut 2003"!
For this year's theme, we will have you make a big cut with numbers!
Yes!
Oh, you're fast, Ishikawa!
I'm Ishikawa Rika and...
"hi", "hindayoku", "tsu", "tsutsumashiku", "ji", "jitsu ni kawaii"!
What?
For you, Rika-chan...
"hyottoshite", "tsu" or "ishikawa", "jishin", "kajo"?
"ho", "umai", "chikin", "kanji"
"ho", "oh", "oh, ishikawa", "ara", "hai, ishikawa"
"hyottoshite", "tsumari" "sore" "tte", "jerushii" "kashira"?
"hiakasuna", "tsuruppage" "jisan"
We would like you to use it, so please give us one!
It's cold, isn't it?
The cold air and wind...
Kiss...
Please give us one!
I'm jealous of that story!
Okay, Kei-chan!
Talking to myself...
I can't help it...
Yuto Nakazawa of "Jiki Misoji"...
Shut up!
I'm not good at it!
You are good at it!
I can't hear you joking!
You are really good!
You are good!
Okay, Yoshi!
You are beautiful!
You are dating with Kei Yasuda!
I can't boast about it!
You are weird!
You are not good at it!
You are weird!
Okay, then!
For lunch...
I want to eat tsukune!
I really want to eat it!
Let's give her one!
Please give us one!
Okay, Ishikawa!
I'm cute like a princess!
In other words...
It's self-satisfaction!
She said it herself!
Okay!
Don't treat Ishikawa-san like that!
Like what?
Don't treat me like that!
I told you not to pull me!
Get out of my way!
You are really good at it!
One!
Okay, one!
Wait!
Why?
Minorijo Movie
Yoshi's Adventure
Don't miss it!
Harmony Theater
Until the Bus Comes
Youth Special
Harmony Theater
Until the Bus Comes
Youth Special
Nice to meet you! My name is Onmuehehehe.
I smell something delicious.
Muehehehe!
Muehuehue!
Muehuehe!
This year is Sheep Year.
It's the beginning of the year!
I'm Tawamochi-kun!
Happy New Year!
I got New Year's money!
I got 100 yen!
I'm so happy!
I'm sorry.
This is the smell of Tawamochi-kun!
Aromatherapy!
It's fun, but...
She really bumped into me here.
This is bad. This is bad. This is bad.
I feel like I'm being watched by someone.
What is this?
It's weird.
Love.
I don't like it!
Nyum!
I don't know if I should say love or love.
This year...
I will definitely get married.
Akemome! Sousa! Three!
2003 is meaningful!
So, this time, early in the new year,
let's do "Akemome! Special Joke"!
Let's go!
Wait for me there.
Hey, Osechi!
What's up, Takuagi?!
Do you know that drink we drink in Japan on New Year's Day?
I don't know! Tell me!
You really don't know?! That's bad!
I know! I know! It's "otoso", right?!
Idiot! "Otoso" is not a drink!
In Japan, we drink "jinja" in "jinja-ale"!
Hi!
Tensei?!
I forgot!
What's that?!
This? It's called "fukubukuro"!
"Fukubukuro"!
"Fukubukuro"! I finally understand!
It's sold for 10,000 yen,
but inside, there are clothes and shoes for about 30,000 yen!
That's amazing!
It was on sale on New Year's Day, so I bought it.
I can't wait to see what's inside!
Let's take a look!
No! I don't want to!
Let's take a look!
What is it?!
There's something good in it!
Let me take a look!
"Miso"?
"Sanju"?
Oh, sensei, this suits you very well!
Sensei, and what is this?
Oh, this is a very expensive one!
This is "waraji warabe warabi"...
"miso tea"!
"Miso tea", is it?
Sensei, it's something good!
You bought a lucky bag!
I didn't know what was in it!
That's right! Sensei, you're scary again this year!
And sensei, you're single again this year!
It's annoying!
If you buy a lot of things like this, I'll get angry too!
Please be quiet...
Excuse me!
Oh...
Huh?
You look like Shizuka Kudo!
Huh?
No, I'm not Shizuka Kudo!
Wait!
You look exactly like her!
No, I don't!
You look like her a lot!
No, I don't!
You look like her a lot!
No, I don't!
"Meta me de tsuziau shizuka kumacchou"...
Right? I don't look like her, do I?
You look like her a lot!
This city is weird!
Huh?
It's a cat!
Grandma!
Huh?
Goodbye, grandma.
It's okay. If you look closely, it's different.
I'm glad you have wrinkles.
Ouch!
Grandma, you have a lot of wrinkles.
Why do you say that?
Ah! Kawamuchi-kun!
Ah! I'm sorry, Kemiko-chan!
Huh?
I'm sorry, Kemiko-chan!
It's not like that!
Ah!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I made a mistake!
Why did you make a mistake? It doesn't look like you at all!
Ah! That's right!
Kemiko-chan is cuter than you at all!
Ah!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hey!
You over there!
You weird elementary school student!
You!
Who?
You!
You're the only one!
You're the only weird person in Morning Musume!
Me?!
You're the only weird person in Morning Musume!
You!
You're always the one who comes after me and acts like a stalker!
You!
I'm a stalker!
Get out of my way!
I finally meet you, Kawamuchi-kun!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Time, stop!
No, no, Kawamuchi-kun!
No, no, no!
Please don't do it anymore!
I can't do it!
I can't!
No!
You're a good daughter to your father.
Hey!
Don't say weird things! Don't get close to Kawamuchi-kun!
What's with you?
Can I say something I've always wanted to say?
I might have cut you off here, but...
What is it? Say it!
I'm dating you in private.
That's right!
The other day you said you were hungry.
That's right!
You said you were good at making scrambled eggs.
That's right!
Thank you for making them for me,
but you did it with an egg shell.
You scared me!
No, I didn't!
You did it!
You watch too many of your own videos at home!
You're such a narcissist!
You scared me!
You always tell me to watch TV, too!
That's right!
What's with you?
What?
I've always hated...
your...
cheeks!
What are you saying?
I've always hated...
your...
eyes!
No, no, no, no, no!
I hate you more!
I hate your eyes!
I'll drink you up!
Yes!
I hate cheeks!
I hate eyes!
I hate men!
That's not right!
Really?!
What's with you?!
So...
We looked at you with the same face!
We didn't!
Right, Kemeko-chan?
No!
Kemeko-chan!
I'm Kemeko!
Yes, you are!
I don't know...
Yes, you are!
Is it okay like this?
Yes, it's okay like this!
Is it okay like this?
Yes, it's okay like this!
I lost!
Then...
I saw your underwear!
I saw something!
Men are such a mess!
I haven't heard that in a while!
You're right!
What's with you?!
If you think it's over like that, you're wrong!
I'll do it for you on New Year's Eve!
I'm scared!
I'll do it for you on New Year's Eve!
I'm scared!
I'll do it for you on New Year's Eve!
It hurts!
Don't try to be nice!
I'm scared!
Give it to me!
I won't!
I'll protect you!
Thank you!
I have to find a new partner!
Hey!
Nakanishi!
What's up?
Maa-sensei!
The sheep I was buying is gone!
What? You were buying sheep?
Yes. This year, I bought sheep because I thought they were lucky.
So, that sheep ran away?
Yes.
Maa!
Maa, where are you?
Firefly...
My dad caught the sheep.
Thank you!
Firefly...
Don't you think your parents' words are disgusting?
No, I'm very grateful!
Firefly...
I have something I want to tell you.
Actually...
My dad's mouth is bent.
Let's go.
My dad went to take a bath.
How are you?
Oh!
Isn't that Yuki Kobo-chan?
Yuki Kobo-chan...
We went to take a bath together...
Happy birthday!
Congratulations!
This year...
This year, we can get married.
I mean, this city is weird.
I'm sure it's Ishikawa-san, but I wonder what happened.
Ah, happy new year.
Humans are sad.
Ishikawa-san, what's wrong with you? What's with the scarf?
I... suddenly became a star!
I became a star!
Eh? You don't have to worry about it, do you?
No!
It's okay.
I can't live like this anymore!
You!
Stop crying!
Stop it!
Men are like soap bubbles!
I win! Ouch!
I'm not a whole body of wood!
And if I grow, I'll be shaved and turned into a scarf or a star!
But I'm still trying my best to live!
You can't lose either!
Do you understand me?
Ah, boing boing boing!
Ah, dikade! Dikade!
Uhyah! Uhyah!
I won't lose again this year!
You should go to a hospital or something.
Ah, a bus. A bus is coming.
I'm so full!
No! No! No!
Get away from me! Get away from me!
No! No! No!
Why are we so close?
When did you start talking like that?
Come and watch "Movie! Boys' Story"!
The next topic is "harmony"!
The first topic!
The next topic is "thinking of a manga story".
The first one is about a happy kid who got a present.
But for some reason, the kid is crying when he sees what's inside.
Please answer the reason in an interesting way.
The next topic is "soccer"!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Here we go!
Wow! Is it a raw egg? Is it a dropped egg?
Please give me one!
I see!
Here you go, Ayaguchi!
Ah! A present for you!
Yay! Yay!
Mom! I don't care how much you give me! I won't buy you anything!
Come here!
Here you go!
Yes! It's a dropped egg!
Wow! It's a dropped egg from Kemezo Ojiisan!
How much is it for this year?
Oh! This is 1,000 yen!
What is this? Kemezo Ojiisan's face is printed on it!
Kemezo Ojiisan!
Sei-chan, you're like this again this year.
It seems like it.
If you don't say it, you'll regret it.
Here we go!
Yes! It's money!
Yay! It's money! It's money!
It's fine if it's natural. One card.
Yay!
I'll give you one for now.
Here you go, Hige-chan.
Here's Morning Musumen.'s trading card for New Year's Day.
It's Ishikawa Rika's! I missed it!
Excuse me! Can I say something fun?
I was about to say it, but you said it.
Can I say something fun?
Go ahead.
Morning Musumen.'s trading card for New Year's Day.
The next topic is...
This is bad! This is bad!
I'm a police officer at a police station.
Everyone, please come running to the police station and say, "This is bad! This is bad!"
Then I'll ask you, "What's wrong?"
Everyone, please give funny or funny answers for the reason why it's bad!
Okay, are there anyone who came up with an answer?
There's a lot of people. What should we do? Which one should we go with?
Let's go with that one! Rieki!
This is bad! This is bad!
Oh, what's wrong?
The keyhole is in the gap between the drawers and doesn't come out!
That's bad!
Can you fit it in?
I think I can.
Okay, then Kaorin.
This is bad! This is bad!
What's wrong?
The bottom of the dropper is so small and it's really hard to find.
It's called a keyhole.
Don't drop it!
Cute!
That's a cute story!
But...
It's a Yaguchi story, so I'll give you one!
Yui-chan!
Okay, Yaguri.
Okay, here I go!
This is bad! This is bad!
What's wrong?
Yui-chan is...
in a yakuza...
in a yakuza!
That's funny.
That's good!
The staff is laughing.
That's good!
Okay, one.
Yay!
That's impossible!
Okay, Pao-chan.
This is bad! This is bad!
What's wrong?
The bottom of the dropper is so small and it's really hard to find.
That's hard!
I'll give you two!
Yay!
That's hard!
That's good!
Because it's a fact!
Okay, I'll give you two!
This is bad! This is bad!
What did you say?
Changmin Ishikawa's true identity was Ishikawa- san!
No, no, no!
It's a new enemy!
It's a new enemy, isn't it?
Should I read it?
This is...
I'll definitely give you one, okay?
Everyone, please laugh, okay?
It's not like I'm asking you to laugh, but...
I'll read it.
This is bad! This is bad! This is bad!
What is it?
From today, it's one hour until spring!
Ah, that's good!
That's good!
That's good, that's good!
How much can you give me?
It's heavy!
Okay, just for now, please give me one!
Thank you!
Did you use it?
I wonder if it's okay...
Should we give it a go?
Yeah, sure!
It's bad! It's bad!
What's the matter?
My legs are numb and I'm at my limit!
You can't talk about your current condition!
I'm really at my limit!
I know!
Okay, I'll give you one, so please let it go!
Give it to me!
That's right!
Okay, Ishikawa!
Yes!
It's bad! It's bad!
What is it?
Because of my beauty, you all fell down!
Okay, next!
Okay!
Oh no!
What's wrong?
Kemiko's socks are turned inside out!
You found it!
That's right! Everyone noticed it!
That's right! Before the show started, everyone said "Kemiko, your socks are turned inside out!"
That's nice!
Oh no!
Wasn't that a good one?
The next topic is "Let's release a new book!"
Let's release a new book!
Everyone, this is the publisher's promotion board.
Tell us the author and title of the book that will be released soon.
Ishikawa!
Charmy Ishikawa wrote it!
Yes!
I'll show you Charmy's beauty!
Okay, next!
Okay, Kei-chan!
Nagata Yuko-san wrote it!
Yes!
I want to get married!
Okay, raise the table.
Uso Glenda did it!
Yes, Yasuda Kei-san!
I want to get married!
Yasuda Kei-san wrote it!
Yes!
2003 cute swimsuits of the year!
I want to see it!
Charmy, I want to see it!
Ms. Ishikawa!
Yes!
Yoshizawa Kebako-san wrote it!
Hormone roast
Okay, Kaori!
Yes!
Nigaki Risa-san wrote it!
Yes!
The important role of eyebrows
Cute!
It's fun!
Please give me one!
Yes!
The last one...
Nagata-san wrote it!
I hate Christmas
Take two!
Okay, Kei-chan!
Yes!
Yasuda Kei-san wrote it!
Everything about me
I don't want it!
Wait!
I don't want it!
Wait!
Dango's inside, Aibo.
Inside of this?
OK, I'll give you one.
Yuu-chan wrote it.
Yuuko is Doberman.
Do you know this kind of thing?
It's such, isn't it?
Hey, stop it!
Hey, wait!
It's annoying!
Take two of them!
Two of them?!
Yuu-chan's!
Lisa-san wrote it.
Forehead and beanstalk.
Good!
I'll give you one.
Finally, in this new season,
"Kore-ri-te" has been opened!
In the top prize,
the leader, Riraga, who has got a button,
in the technical prize, Yoshizawa who has repeated the "bakushou" joke and has no complaints,
and in the interview prize, Ishikawa who has kept saying "jiga-jisan" jokes till the end,
have been chosen.
What do you think of this "Kore-ri-te"?
It was fun!
I think it's more powerful than last time,
but you all gave it your all,
If you have more interesting stories, please let me know.
That's all for Shinshun Haramony.
Do you know about Kappa's birthday?
Next Week
This year, I hope I can see my brother and mother!
This year, I hope I can get out of my poor life!
This year, I hope I can eat a lot of cucumbers!
This year, I hope I can beat Bob Sapp!
I'm waiting for your challenge!
Minimuni was a kappa!
Minimuni?
Kappa's...
Fluffy...
Noodles!
I like sushi, but not kappa?
Happy New Year!
I hope you have a great year!
I have something I want.
What is it?
Speaking of New Year's...
New Year's money!
I don't have it.
I don't have it either!
What is it?
New Year's money! New Year's money!
I know! I know! I know!
Oh, come on!
But you know, we're poor.
So we only have...
one New Year's money!
Oh, no!
In the future...
Well, then...
Kagoppa and Mikappa...
I'll take care of this.
It's okay, it's okay!
You're late, Hanno!
Sorry!
You're cheating! You're cheating!
Yeah, yeah! That's cheating! That's cheating!
Thank you for today!
You're welcome!
Everyone, look at me!
I know! I know!
Oh, come on!
It can't be helped!
Let's do it like it's New Year's!
(NEW YEAR'S MONEY)
The year 2003 has come.
Youth Kappa Hide-and-seek Tournament.
The host will be me...
Marimonta!
To protect Kappa's future...
and create a bright tomorrow...
Marimonta will stand up!
Get in show!
Get a boy!
The buzz top batter is...
Mikappa!
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- The dish is... - Yes!
- Senko fireworks! - Wow!
- Then... - With Mikappa...
- Senko fireworks!
- Put it on yourself.
- Is Senko fireworks really like that?
- Yes! Senko fireworks!
Next up, in Kagoppa...
The prize is...
A magic show!
That's cute.
There's delicious-looking juice here.
I'll drink this juice without doing anything.
Really?
Really.
Can you come and help me?
How have you been?
Good.
Have a seat.
I have this, too.
What's going on?
Here we go.
One, two...
♪ Hand-mujer, hand-mujer ♪
One, two, three...
Wow!
Yeah!
Oh, yeah!
That's good.
One more.
Hey!
You just drank it!
♪ Hand-power, hand-power ♪
That's not true!
Come back here.
How would you rate Kagoppa?
Ta-da!
Ten points!
Yay!
Ten points!
Please go home!
♪ Go home, go home, go home ♪
The last one is...
Tsujippa!
Ta-da!
She's going to show us a secret game.
Here you go.
Are you ready?
Ready for what?
Three, two, one...
Ta-da!
Oh, my God!
Hey!
Give it back!
This is Kappa's...
Ah...
Cup Siege!
Hey!
Give it back!
This year...
It's going to take a beating...
Don't miss out on rare goods prizes after this!
From Charmy...
"Love", with love in it.
♪ Hello, New World ♪
♪ The place where you raised me ♪
♪ Hello, New World ♪
♪ The place where you raised me ♪
♪ That's right! ♪
♪ Without you, Charmy wouldn't exist in this world ♪
♪ Tears... ♪
♪ To all the staff who raised Charmy... ♪
♪ To you, who loves Charmy... ♪
♪ Oops... ♪
♪ Don't forget... ♪
♪ That person... ♪
♪ That's right! ♪
♪ A sinful woman... ♪
♪ Among them is you, Yuko-san! ♪
Everybody!
Thank you for you!
By Charmy.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Follow me!
Hello! I'm Charmy Scurll!
I'm a singer from Kyoto, Avalenbo, Yuko Nakazawa!
Thank you for coming!
Did you write and compose this song?
Of course!
I thought it was your handwriting.
It's my handwriting!
So I was surprised.
What do you mean?
It's your style.
Is the theme "cool and sexy"?
So I'm going to attack you this year.
Do it yourself!
Let's introduce the latest news about Hello! Project!
Topic Open!
Shuku! Hello! Project! The first episode?
From this year, it's one hour!
It's been one hour now.
We have enough time.
New segments appear one after another.
Please look forward to them.
It's hard to explain in detail.
It may be the first time for us to realize that this is a new segment.
That may be the case.
We can't look away for an hour.
If it's an hour-long show, we can get a 20-minute frame.
Hello Pro...
Hello Pro News.
It's hard to talk with Nakada-san like this.
We haven't seen him in a while.
When we have an English ceremony, I'm happy to talk with him face-to-face in this segment.
Really?
Thank you. Make sure you air this.
If we work hard, we may realize it's been 20 minutes.
We don't need any other segments.
Let's go for an hour!
I hope we have something like this.
Let's hope for it and work hard.
Next segment is this.
Natsume-sensei, will you dance to the pen?
Natsume Mayumi-sensei published a book recently.
Here it is.
"Transformers Newton and Booth".
It's cool.
It's based on each member of Emoji Girls.
If you work hard, you'll change.
She wrote this book.
I wonder what it's about.
I'm looking forward to reading it.
We have to run to the bookstore.
That's right.
What are you doing?
This is no good.
Next is Granbatman.
This is no good.
Why can't you do it?
Again.
Granjute.
This is no good.
Are you watching?
Yes.
Granjute.
Do you know how to do it?
Yes.
Ishikawa-san, you can do it, right?
I can do it, but I don't like skirts.
What's wrong with skirts?
Isn't there anything you can do with skirts?
Anything you can do with skirts?
You can raise your legs, but...
What's wrong with you?
Granjute.
What's wrong with you?
You'll know when you see it.
It's scary.
Who is this?
She was dancing.
When she gets angry, she becomes normal.
It's been an hour. It's been 2003.
I'm always saying this.
It's about time we change generations.
I think it's getting better.
Let's do our best.
Don't worry about next week.
Don't worry.
This is the last news for today.
A gift from Coindun...
...will be given to a limited number of 1 million people...
...who enter the theater.
We will choose 10 people among you who watch this show...
...and give you these original goods and a set of official photos.
The address is here.
I don't regret it.
I'll do as I usually do.
I don't regret it.
I'll do my best.
Take care of yourself.
Are you coming in?
Come in.
She's so cute.
Look at her.
Good job!
I can't wait for next week.
Only in Coindun...
...will you see "Do Your Best" and "Hey! Future" music videos.
I felt your gaze
You always change your expression every day.
Watch over us.
"Coin Dan's Story" "Minimonija Movie" "Strange Adventure" are now on sale!
After this, you will be the star!
We'll announce the new corner of Haramony!
Posting!
"Laughing Princess"!
You want a funny joke for "Laughing Princess"?
One shot gap, slap, picture, photo, anything is fine!
Of course, there is a reward for "Laughing Princess"!
I will lend you my strength!
Here, we present you with a digital camera "gamedia c2 zoom" from olympus,
and a new twin combo with "gcode" that you can enjoy both dvd and video from japan,
we present you each one of them!
You can apply by this email address!