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Cool!
I was surprised!
Dan! Dan!
From now on, in 2002, I will return the "harmony" trial.
I am Nakazayko, the judge. Nice to meet you.
And the broadcast is here.
These are the 12 Morning Muslims. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
It may be the first time it starts like this.
Yes, it's scary!
It feels weird!
Everyone, are you ready?
"Harmony"!
This time, the girls who are too old will be punished!
Charmy will sing her own song in the studio.
Are you serious?!
The past of the kappas is finally revealed!
You can't watch it without tears!
It's too good, it's too tough!
I want to be caught!
After this, we will expose the bad things that happened this year!
Haloween Japan Series - "The Little Sparrow's Day Off"
I have to go to preventive treatment soon.
Aichun, do you want to go to the hospital with the doctor?
Let's go!
Okay, let's go.
Huh?
Yo!
Yo?
Today, I came to Aichun's preventive treatment.
You are just a mean crow, aren't you?
What are you talking about?
You can tell by my outfit, can't you?
Jan!
The old lady at lunch, right?
That's right!
Aichun! I'm your favorite crow!
Line up in a row!
I'm a doctor! A doctor!
That's boring...
Well, well...
I even have a doctor's license!
My father...
Well, well...
That's fine.
Now!
Preventive treatment, preventive treatment!
Are you sure you're okay?
Leave it to me!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
Aren't you a fake?
Boo!
This is bad.
If you pretend to make Aichun sing this song and stab the little sparrow with it...
The little sparrow will collapse!
Are you sure you're okay?
Leave it to me!
Aichun, let out your wings!
No...
Well, well...
You're a good girl!
No!
It's okay!
No!
You have to get an injection!
Wait, I'm not doing it!
Why not?
It's kind of dangerous...
That's not true!
I'm not doing it!
Oh!
I fell asleep!
I should have slept a little more while I was sleeping.
You mischievous crow!
You! You!
You always come and bother me like this!
You! What are you doing?
You!
Come and watch the movie "Toyotan's Story"!
"Harmonious Trial"!
If you press the guilty button that has been pressed multiple times, you will be punished.
No! I'm scared!
I haven't heard of that punishment either.
What?
I haven't heard of it at all.
No!
Are you okay? I'm a little scared too, today.
We don't even have CO2 today, so we know it's not that.
We don't even have balloons.
What is it?
Out of all the "harmonious trials" so far, is there a punishment that hasn't come up yet or not?
While imagining it...
While getting excited...
Let's go.
Yes.
First, the first confession.
Defendant...
Kago Ai...
Defendant...
What does "defendant" mean?
Oh, that makes sense.
You are doing bad things to someone.
What?!
This is scary!
Scary! Super scary!
Do you swear that you will tell a lie without lying?
Maybe.
There is no word for "maybe".
Do you swear?
I swear.
Do you swear?
Yes.
Now for the confession.
What is it?
Scary!
What is it?
I don't like this.
Who is it?
The plaintiff is Mari Yaguchi.
Is it me?
Everytime I sneeze, Mari Yaguchi laughs and says "Your face is like a pug!"
It doesn't happen once or twice.
Everytime we have the same reaction.
I was deeply hurt.
I will kill you for my honor!
Is it true, Ms. Kago?
Of course it is true.
Please tell us how you feel about it.
It's sexy, isn't it?
Yaguchi-san, you look like a cookie.
You look like a cookie.
I've heard that from my boyfriends, too.
Like a pug.
It's cute, but...
It doesn't look like Ms. Kago is reflecting on herself.
Let's hear the verdict.
All 11 of you, please decide if you're guilty or not guilty.
I'm scared!
What is it?
Please press the switch.
What is it?
What does this "ko" mean?
"Kagoi" means "shut up" and "kawaii" means "cute".
The next accusation is...
The defendant...
Hitomi Yoshizawa.
It's Yoshi!
What is it?
Hitomi Yoshizawa.
Yes?
Do you swear you won't lie in front of anyone?
I swear I won't.
Hitomi!
I swear!
Okay, here we go.
I, Natsumi Abe, and Nozomi Tsuji, have sworn.
In particular, Hitomi Yoshizawa,
has eaten up the tofu we had carefully, carefully, carefully chilled for later use.
I'll sue you for theft!
You're reacting so well!
Recently...
Recently, you know...
In the cooler box...
That's it!
It was for the two of you!
The day before, we bought it and put it in.
We haven't written our names yet, but...
You know how it is, right?
People buy yogurt or stuff like that and put it in the freezer.
But if you write your school name, it's like fate, right?
That's right!
At four o'clock...
At four o'clock, I said, "Hey, hey..."
And you said, "Oh, it's over there."
Yeah!
It looks good, so bring it over.
Bring it over?
It was in the plastic bag.
We couldn't say anything about it.
The two of you were so desperate.
The caterers and everything.
Um, we don't have the tofu we put in here.
Sometimes, when we put yogurt in the freezer without writing our names...
That's not it! That's not it!
It really makes you want to eat it!
That's not a bad thing!
Is writing your school name a bad thing?
That's right! You can't eat it like that!
Ake-san!
What did you say?!
She didn't say anything!
I didn't say anything!
When you say you can't eat it like that...
Sometimes you forget you're working for a second!
Yes!
Yoshida-san, what do you think?
I didn't know about it at all!
So...
You just said, "Oh, lucky! We have tofu today!"
And you ate it!
I'm sorry!
Oh, she's reflecting on herself.
So, here's the verdict.
What's that in your right hand?
Please press the button.
You're guilty!
If you don't mind, Ms. Yoshida, please treat us to some tofu next time.
Yes, please do.
I'll go buy some at the convenience store.
Which do you like better, momentum or tofu?
Ms. Yoshida's eyes are silent.
Now is the season for tofu.
Let's move on.
Next up is...
defendant Natsumi Abe.
Please step forward.
Wow, I've always wanted to go in here.
Ah, it's scary.
So, here's the verdict.
The plaintiff is...
Marisa Yaguchi.
To be exact, when I'm shopping at a convenience store,
while I don't know what I'm buying, she puts something weird in my basket.
Yes!
When I realize it's digital, I blush.
I feel very embarrassed.
Yes.
I'm ashamed of myself and I'm going to sue you for fraud!
Shut up!
Ms. Abe.
Yes.
Do you have a baby voice?
Yes, I do.
Well...
Off-season clothes or 3-pesan stickers...
Yes! 3-pesan stickers!
You know...
You sell 3-pesan stickers at convenience stores!
Yes, at convenience stores.
You put it in someone's face without knowing it,
make them laugh in the shadows, take it to the cashier,
and say "Ah!" while saying "My head is different!"
It's fun!
It's embarrassing.
But I've done it to a lot of people.
I've been done it too.
I think I've done it too.
I like to surprise people with normal men's socks...
or things that don't look like them.
Yes.
So you're not reflecting on yourself?
I don't think it's that big of a deal for you, Ms. Abe.
I think it is.
Do you think so?
Yes!
I put it in quite a lot and it went around and everyone said "Wow!" and had fun doing it.
Let's hear the verdict.
Please decide if you're guilty or not guilty.
I think I'm not guilty.
I feel guilty.
Well...
I'm not!
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
It smells like an old-fashioned spray.
I don't like it!
It looks like a pain!
But it's fun!
She's happy!
That's a penalty!
Please go back to your seat.
What is this made of?
Please don't do this again.
Yes, I understand!
Please stay in your seat.
Oh, like this?
Yes, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
It smells like a dirty rag!
Don't avoid it!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, I'm sorry!
It's my own hand!
I'm sorry!
It's my own hand!
It's okay! It's a new penalty game!
Abel's Sin! Penalty!
Sanpei's Seal! I have it!
Komato! Penalty exclusive!
The rain of bullets is pouring down!
Minori's Movie! Our Big Adventure!
Don't miss it!
A harem theater.
In the afternoon, the witches...
Oh my, Ms. Yasuda...
It seems like you're gossiping about someone again...
That's right...
Why is Ms. Yasuda so fashionable?
What kind of fashion sense does she have?
That's right...
Osaka dialect is terrible, isn't it?
The intonation is weird, too...
Just hearing it makes me embarrassed!
I knew you felt the same way!
It's true!
I'll write it again, okay?
Excuse me!
Oh, Ms. Yasuda...
You're wearing a unique outfit again today!
Why don't you sit down and not stand up like that?
Hey, don't be so quiet. Let's have fun talking like we always do.
You don't have to stare at me like that!
You're talking bad about me, aren't you?
I'm not talking bad about you!
Then why is everyone talking about me in kindergarten?
I don't know about that!
Don't lie!
Yasuda...
You killed a soldier for insurance money, didn't you?
Yes, you did try to kill him.
Why don't you just confess already?
Yasuda...
Do you know what this is?
I heard that your mother worked hard and knitted it for you when she saw you suffering from frostbite.
For your mother in your hometown, wouldn't it be better for you to take a break and start all over again?
Yasuta, come on, take a break in front of these gloves and make me feel better.
Kenji...
I did it!
Of course you didn't!
No, you're the one who's speaking ill of me!
I'm not speaking ill of you!
No, you are!
I'm not speaking ill of you!
Hey, you're the one who's speaking ill of me lately, aren't you?
I've heard that before.
You're suspicious, aren't you?
I'm not speaking ill of you!
How about it?
Stop fighting, everyone!
We're going to the same kindergarten, so let's get along.
Well, you're right.
That's right!
Let's get along like we always do.
Let's have some tea!
Sounds good!
Then I'll take your order!
Would you like one?
Of course!
Let's get along!
That's right!
Would you like to order?
I'll have a hot one!
Me too!
Me too, a hot coffee!
I'll have a lemon tea!
Okay!
Oh, waitress!
I'd like you to have my cup like this!
When I drink my tea, I make sure it's "oh-edge-oh- wood"!
That's a nice cup!
It's white!
It's expensive, so don't break it!
She's copying me perfectly!
I know, right?
Hey, hey!
The picture hasn't changed again!
What could it be?
What's going on?
What could it be?
Hey!
She's got a mustache!
You're right!
It's an amazing mustache!
I want to touch it!
She's saying "mishi-mishi" (chewing)
Excuse me!
She's starting to breathe!
This picture keeps getting redder and redder!
I think it's like this!
I think so, too!
This picture is a little...
What?!
It's coming out!
What do you mean?
It's like Yoshida-san's picture!
Don't touch it!
Let's sit down!
No, no!
Let's leave it to Yoshida-san!
You'll get caught!
Give me your hand!
Please! Give me your hand!
I'm begging you!
You're right!
Thank you!
By the way, do you want some gum?
(whistles)
You're caught!
I'll give you some!
What are you doing?
No, no!
Excuse me!
Let me see your picture!
It's so funny!
What do you think of it?
It's not the usual white!
It's the admiration for gum!
Otsuru, can you do me a favor?
What should I order for this hot coffee?
Well...
I'd like to have a lemon tea.
Can you make me a hot coffee?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'd like to have this cup.
This is my cup.
When I have tea, I always decide "all in one".
I'm the same.
I'd like to have this cup, too.
There are a lot of strange people in this store recently, aren't there?
That's right.
Oh, that's right. You were just talking about Onoritake cups, weren't you?
Yes.
Do you like Onoritake cups recently?
Yes, foreign cups are wonderful, but I think Japanese cups are also wonderful.
That's right.
Foreign cups and Japanese cups are getting rich with the feeling of using expensive and good cups every day, aren't they?
That's right.
Right?
I'm also very happy.
Oh, you're wearing matching clothes.
I'm sorry.
When I was wiping this cup earlier, the pattern disappeared.
Ah!
The pattern disappeared!
What is that magical thing you're wearing?
I don't like it at all!
Oh, you're so funny!
I don't like it when you're so clingy!
No, I'm not!
This is because you're losing your color.
Your face is getting redder and redder.
Oh, you're writing again.
I'm writing again.
Please give me a gift.
I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love! I'm in love!
I'm in love!
Hi!
Come on out!
Won't you let me hang this?
You guys! You didn't notice and you were playing!
This is something important!
I'm home!
No!
Hey!
Seriously, come on!
Stop it!
I'm not ready for dinner yet!
I can't even cut cucumbers!
I can't!
I'm not ready!
If you're ready, let me know!
If you're ready...
It's whistling!
Oh, I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Minimuni is a cup-tata-tano!
Minimuni?
Minimuni is a cup-tata-tano!
There's an athletic meeting at school tomorrow!
It's amazing!
The class representative, Lily, was chosen!
Isn't it amazing?!
But...
Hey! What's wrong?
Actually...
I want new sportswear!
That's too extravagant!
In my family, we always wear a headscarf.
That's why I'm wearing a headscarf and a kagoppa, right?
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Headscarf!
Here you go.
Wear my kagoppa.
But if you do that, what about my kagoppa?
My kagoppa is flashy and cool.
Wow! Thank you!
I'm going to wear these shoes and do my best tomorrow!
Wow!
What a beautiful brotherhood!
I'm going to die!
Hahaha!
You two are really like parents and children.
Your kagoppa is just like your mother!
What?
My kagoppa is just like my mother?
You may be too young to remember this,
but you two are just like your mother!
What kind of person is my mother?
Dad! Mom! I'm home!
Welcome home! Did you miss me?
Mom! I'm hungry!
What?
Dad!
Are you drinking again?
You don't even have a job, but you're really...
My kagoppa...
Do you want to drink it, too?
You!
If you do that, I'll take out my debt and eat you again!
Shut up!
Are you afraid of taking out your debt and eating me?
Oh! Excuse me!
Who? Who?
I... I took out my debt!
You!
Hey!
Oh?
What is it?
There's money in a place like this!
Oh, that money...
I'll take it.
See you later.
Idiot!
Oh, my head!
Oh, good, good, good, good, good!
(cough)
That's the reason.
I want to see my mom and dad.
Anyway!
Tomorrow's sports day...
I'll do my best even if I'm in a cage!
Well, it's late, so I'll go to bed!
Good night!
Go to bed...
Chijippan!
Yes?
This!
What is it?
This is my savings!
Can you buy Chijippan a pair of sneakers?
Actually...
Me, too!
Wow!
Here you go!
I want Chijippan to run with his new shoes!
A cage!
If we combine them, we can buy something!
Yes!
Well, let's put this under Chijippan's pillow...
and surprise him when he wakes up tomorrow!
OK!
Good night!
Huh?
Tsujippa's not here.
I don't have any money.
Maybe she went to buy some shoes.
Oh, I see.
I'm back!
Tsujippa!
What happened to that cucumber?
Santa left some money at my house.
So I bought the cucumber.
That money...
Why didn't you buy any sneakers?
I can only wear one sneaker.
But if it's a cucumber...
Four people can eat it!
You...
That's right! With the money Santa left us...
Tsujippa bought it for us! Let's eat it together!
Yes!
Father, mother...
The three of you are poor, but you've raised a good child!
Why are you digging a big one?!
It's only natural for Tsujippa to dig a big one!
That's not true!
You guys! I just praised you!
Even if the size of the cucumber is different...
With a sense of compassion...
It's okay. I'll give you a big cucumber, Tsujippa.
With a smile...
No, it's okay, it's okay. Eat the cucumber.
And give it to the other party...
And they won!
Let's eat the cucumber!
Do your best, Kappa and Yusumai! Tomorrow will be a good day!
Is a size 22.5 okay?
Is it okay?
It's small!
5 millimeters more would be nice.
I see. What a shame.
This is...
What?! Is it okay for you to say such a thing?!
Happy! Charmy cheering song, part one!
Charmy is a famous idol caster in the neighborhood.
After a tough life, I finally got to this position.
Charmy is a famous idol caster in the neighborhood.
It's really cute!
Each of the characters are really well used.
Leave it to Minimoni!
This is a novel starring Minimoni.
It's an adventure fantasy novel about fighting various enemies.
Next up is...
Is your name Puchi? What's in it?
Is your name Puchi?
The third episode of this series will be released this Wednesday!
Is your name Puchi?
A full version of the commercial song by Morning Musume's Puchi!
Please listen to it!
Next up is...
Is it a legend?
What's in it?
If you talk about it, you'll cry.
If you remember it, you'll cry.
"Tears", "Tears", "Find an idol"
"Find an idol"!
Huh? Which one?
Oh, it's not "legendary", it's more like...
"No matter what happens, I won't give up"!
"Tears", "Tears", "Legendary show"
Come on, B team, let's go!
Huh?
What now?
"Soled"!
Hello, everyone at the Hello! Ninja School!
I'm Takashi...
"Lovely"!
Melon Anniversary Shibata-chan
Cyborg Shibata
A mysterious drama like "Cyborg Shibata"
Cyborg Shibata
Some fans say it's a "legendary" drama.
Cyborg Shibata
You're in a good mood. Do you like my cheerleader?
Oh, sorry. I was looking at you.
Lovely, you've been doing well lately.
Leave it to me.
Lovely, you've been doing well lately, haven't you?
Oh, thank you.
Sorry.
Oh, thank you.
Actually, I'm getting better little by little, Ms. Charmy.
Oh, what's wrong, Ms. Charmy?
It's okay, Ms. Charmy.
Ms. Charmy, you were doing well in the opening, too.
It's okay.
But lately, Lovely has been doing better, I think.
I feel good when I'm sandwiched between you.
Do you understand, everyone?
Is this weird?
It's not working!
I'll do it.
I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry, so I'd like you to do it for me.
Ice!
I'd like to tell you the next news.
Ms. Charmy.
Are you planning to enter the world of idols?
Please!
This is like...
Oh, I forgot!
It's like the 10th episode of "Looking for Idols."
Why do you look so serious?
Because I'm crazy about Lovely!
But before that, I lifted you up properly, didn't I?
Oh, I know!
If I can see Ms. Charmy's dance here,
I might like you more.
Will you make a sound, Ms. Charmy?
I've been training for this day!
Can you make a little more sound?
This time...
This time, I'll attack you with a sexy dance!
Hey! Why? Why are you taking it away?
This DVD and VHS are also on sale, but another one has been released.
"Hello! Project's New Project"?
Many members of Hello! Project have covered foreign artists in English.
This DVD and VHS are also on sale, but another one has been released, but another one has been released.
You can listen to songs you don't know at all, and it feels very fresh.
It's very weak to look at me like this from below with this face.
Please listen to it.
See you next week!
Bye!
You're energetic!
Bye!
What should I do? He's making me cry.
It's kind of pathetic.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
Shall we go again this week?
Yes!
That's it for Hello! Project news!
Nakano-san, will you join us?
Good job!
Yes!
Please watch out for the limited number of tickets!
Now! Let's go to the movie theater!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful pictures with the digital camera, Camadia C2 Zoom!
And from Nihon Sansui, you can enjoy DVD and VHS as one, with a G-code and a new call-in combo!
We'll give each one of you a present!
You can apply at this email address!