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Here we go again!
The third Haromony Ultra Quiz!
With a warm hotpot,
all 12 Bones will
change their eyes and enjoy it!
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I can't do it anymore!
Sayura-san, you can do it!
It's our third time here, and we're all here for the third time!
It's our first time here, isn't it?
Yes!
It's great! We came at the best of times!
Yes!
For those of you who had a good year, and for those of you who thought it wasn't good, it's a little early to forget everything today, but...
For you all...
We've prepared a New Year's party!
It's great!
It's great today!
It's great!
We have three pots!
What kind of pots are these?
These are "chanko" pots!
These are "kimchi" pots!
These are "yougashi" pots!
This time...
For those of you who made it to the top, we'll give you an expensive rice ball!
Ouch!
You have to win all of these quizzes!
Let's do our best!
Let's start with the quizzes!
Everyone, please show me your answers!
It's really early for last year!
If you cook it too much, the meat will taste bad!
It's early!
If you want to do it fast, you can do it!
Everyone's going really fast!
I want to eat it!
This is the third "Haramoni Ultra Quiz"!
Will they be honest for the third time in two years?!
What kind of battle will the first participants, Konno and Ogao, show us?!
It's finally time for the quiz!
The rule is to win three questions in advance!
Six out of twelve people can do the New Year's party!
Everyone, do you want to eat it?!
We want it!
Do you want to eat the best sushi?!
If you line up the Morning Musu members in the order of Aiei Ueo...
I don't know!
Yes!
Yoshi.
Yoshizawa is last.
The first question is from Natsumi Abe.
And the last one is...
We did it!
How did you know?
We got the first question!
It smells so good!
It smells good!
So that's what it means!
Here we go!
The second question!
How many bills are there for 100 million yen?
Do we need 100 million yen?
100 million yen...
One bill?
Yes!
100 million...
Who? Who? Who?
This...
100?
Who? Who?
I don't know!
Okay, Ogo!
1,000?
What?
Okay, 10!
Ogo?
10,000!
It's over!
Here we go!
The third question!
Dogs are...
Cooking...
Oops, I made a mistake. It's not a cat.
Dogs are...
Cooking...
It's a cook.
Okay, what's a disease?
I know!
A disease is...
A doctor?
I know!
A dog!
A cook!
What is it?
It's a disease, right?
A dog, a cook...
A cook?
A yoga teacher?
Seek?
Okay, Ogo, you're up next!
You can go!
I really hate maggi.
Oh, really?
Don't do it!
I'll do it.
What do you call this?
A stroke!
We did it!
Let's continue.
What do you call this?
What do you call "neruko" in kotowaza?
What do you call "itoshi wo shite oya ni amae" in kotowaza?
koufuku ni seyo
kawaii ko niwa tabi wo saseyo
What do you call "oyano" in kotowaza?
oyano
What do you call "oyano" in kotowaza?
oyano
tsune kajire
Wow!
I did it!
Yes, you can eat your favorite hot pot.
Congratulations!
Thank you!
You can eat sushi, too!
Salmon roe!
Wow!
Salmon roe is the best!
You can share that salmon roe with everyone.
Everyone will eat it!
Let's eat!
It looks delicious!
Wow!
Just one bite?
Is it good?
It's good!
Please eat it slowly!
It's okay!
There is a hot pot!
Here is the question!
What do you send in summer?
You are quick-witted!
What is it, Kago-chan?
I will say "ochinomimai".
"Ochinomimai"?
What do you send in summer?
ochugen
What do you send at the end of the year?
Okay, Sui-chan!
At the end of the year?
Please don't panic!
I'm waiting for you!
I got it!
It's at the end of the year, right?
"ochugen" and what?
oseibo
Here we go!
I'm happy!
Here is the monitor question!
Who is this person?
We met yesterday, didn't we?
I remember you!
It's been a while!
Beethoven!
You look like you're having a hard time.
Really?
Next question. Who is this person?
I know her!
She said "this" and stuff.
Einstein?
Yamachi has become rich, too!
She's rich!
You can do it!
She's always surprised!
Next question. What is this song?
Wait.
"Yureru Omoi"!
"Kouka".
"Christmas Eve"?
Thank you!
How is it?
It's good!
Then I'll eat first!
Is it good?
You haven't eaten it yet, right?
I haven't eaten it yet!
It's good!
Oh, this is bean sprouts, right?
Oh, bean sprouts, bean sprouts, bean sprouts...
The kimchi...
It's good!
Right now...
Oh, it's stuck in my throat, in my throat!
The bean sprouts...
Are you bragging about it?
I'll eat it lightly, okay?
I'll eat it lightly.
Everyone, I want to win!
Okay, come here!
It's stuck in my throat, it's stuck in my throat!
Okay, let's go to the next one!
It's good!
The next one is also an intro question!
What is this song?
I know it, I know it, I know it!
Um...
Speed's "White Love"!
Chuu-chan, I'm sorry!
Don't break it!
It says "whoosh"!
Okay!
The next one is also an intro question!
What is this song?
It's good!
I know it!
"Departure"!
It's good!
I know it, I know it, I know it!
Okay, Kei-chan!
Why does everyone know it?
Kei-chan, it's old!
I've heard it a lot!
I don't know any of it!
Kei-chan, next one!
Isn't the era different?
The first one!
I'll say it!
A three-step jump in an athletics competition!
"Hop"!
"Step"!
"Jump"!
It's good!
I know it!
It's good!
I know it, I know it, I know it!
Thank you!
Natsu, you know, have you ever eaten "chanko nabe"?
Natsu, eat it!
What's in "chanko nabe"?
There's something in it.
Then I'd like you to eat it.
It's hot!
Three people have reached the goal with three seats left.
Still 0 points are Lee Gaki, Takahashi Kago and Kei-chan.
I'll go!
The house where the President of the United States lives.
What?
The President's house.
I don't know!
Is it a point house?
After this, we will encounter a shocking fact.
It's at the top of Nagoya Castle.
Shachihoko.
Wrong!
Itadakimasu!
Oh my!
Oh, it's so jiggly!
Jiggly!
Itadakimasu!
Here we go!
Okay, one more person!
Here we go!
Please, please, please!
One year is 365 days.
One day is 24 hours.
Then, how many minutes is one hour?
One hour is...
Wait a minute!
60 seconds!
But you still have one more chance!
Okay, I'll reach!
You'll be surprised!
I'm confused!
Here we go!
One more!
At the end of a wedding, what is the bouquet that the bride throws?
Pecaolin?
Engage bouquet!
Oh, it's okay!
Congratulations!
What is it?
It's wonderful!
Okay, everyone!
Please enjoy "Omouzo Gunbo-nenka"!
Okay, everyone!
This year is already over, but...
What year was it?
Pandemic?
What year?
What year was it?
There were a lot of things.
What was there?
There was a shocking period of time.
You graduated from a very high school.
You can't even join "Shime-no-Talk"?
It's not "Shime-no-Talk" anymore!
Oh, you're right!
So, we prepared such a luxurious meal for you!
That's it for "Ultra Quiz"!
Until now...
Huh?!
There are only two more futons left!
I've been waiting for you!
There are only two more futons left!
Do you want to sit in this futon?!
Do you want to eat hot pot?!
Alright! Let's revive the dentist!
Who will escape from here?!
The point is to say 5 quick words correctly!
Alright! Here is the topic of quick words!
Next door customers eat well.
There are still questions left!
Next door customers eat well.
Don't rush! I'll say it!
What did Urashima Taro receive from Ryugu Castle?
What? What? What?
I know!
Kei-chan, say it 5 times!
Next door customers eat well.
The answer is...
Tamatebako.
Yes, Kei-chan! Yes, Kei-chan!
Thank you!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I'm going in!
One person left.
Question!
Speaking of animals pulling the sky of Santa Claus...
Shut up!
Yes, Su-chan! Yes, five times!
I'm going in!
Wait for me.
I'm going in!
Wait a minute.
Shut up! Shut up!
Tendoumitsu
Neighboring customers often eat persimmon...
Wait!
Neighboring customers often eat persimmon...
The answer is...
What's the question?
What is it? What is it?
You're already in trouble.
Wait!
Yes, Kako-chan!
Yes!
Then I'll go get it.
Wait for me!
Neighboring customers often eat persimmon...
The answer is...
Reindeer!
Tsuji-chan...
Tsuji-chan, did you listen to the quiz?
I did.
Did you know the answer?
I knew it.
You knew it, didn't you?
Isn't it me?
OK!
The last two people.
There are still some left.
That's amazing!
Eat up! Eat up!
You were hungry, weren't you?
Didn't you eat your lunch box?
Didn't you eat your soup?
Didn't you eat your snacks?
Did you want to eat persimmon?
I want to eat it.
I don't want to eat it!
I want to eat it!
It's delicious!
Mii-chan!
Is it frustrating to end like this, everyone?
It's frustrating!
But you know...
It depends on how I feel.
From now on.
What should we do?
You're beautiful today!
You're always beautiful!
Really?
Say it more!
You're beautiful!
What's beautiful?
You're like a princess!
Your eyes are beautiful!
Your hair is white.
Your clothes are black and you're beautiful!
Your eyes are beautiful!
Your hair is white and you're beautiful!
Your clothes are black and you're beautiful!
Your eyes are beautiful!
Your hair is white and you're beautiful!
Your eyes are like a goddess of freedom!
Do you want to eat it?
I don't want to eat it!
You're lying!
What's lying?
OK! Let's start!
Please!
This is...
The reverse quiz!
The winner of this quiz will be announced!
The competition team will select four people from the cumulative analysis who they think can win.
There will be a four-to-four battle.
Will they be able to take their last chance?
Now, who will you select first?
Iida-san.
I thought you wouldn't choose me.
I chose Kaori.
Now, who's next?
One, two...
Yui-chan!
Did you just call me?
Yes, I did.
You were in a really good position just now.
Now, please eat that much.
Now, three of you.
One, two...
Last one.
Why?
Because you don't seem like you can answer it.
I came here because you told me to.
Last one.
Now, last one.
One, two...
Mako-chan!
Mako-chan is in a really good position, isn't she?
With that said, here are the four people selected by the company team.
Furthermore, cooking is not just about hot pots.
Seriously!
What?
It's hot!
Lastly, everyone will be eating...
This!
Ramen! Ramen! Ramen!
Ramen!
We have a cold winter's best, grilled sweet potato and ramen!
You're really going to eat it, aren't you?
You're definitely going to eat it, aren't you?
You're really going to eat it, aren't you?
Big turnabout quiz!
Here is how the members are competing!
On the other hand, Kondo, who has been growing up without stopping his chopsticks since he was transferred to Bonen Pirates, is only 15 years old.
He has forgotten about the quiz and the other members sitting around him.
When he eats the hot pot in front of him, all of his nerves are turned away.
Thank you for the food!
Here is the question!
This year, 2002, is the year of the horse.
What year is it next year?
Ayoga is...
Sheep?
Ayoga!
Good job.
Eh, this wall? I don't like it!
Eh, it hurts! Help me!
Yoshi...
Why? Why?
Because you're here!
Next!
The soccer world cup was held this year.
Who was the Japanese representative coach at the time?
Torsi!
Come!
Next!
I don't like it!
In a book or movie based on J.K. Rowling's School of Magic...
Wait! Really! Wait!
Harry Potter?
I know who it is!
Next!
Intro question!
What song is this?
Ah, I know! I know!
Osaka's Heaven.
Good job!
Last one!
If Takahashi gets it wrong...
The four of you can go back to the party.
It's okay!
The three of you can win!
Sakae's child is Tara-chan, but...
This summer...
She appeared in "Tamagawa".
Tara-chan!
Listen carefully!
Here I go!
This summer, she joined Hello! Project's members...
Hello! Project Kids!
Now, that...
Lastly...
Huh?
Now...
The youngest member of the Hello! Project Kids is...
Mai-chan!
Six years old.
Me!
First year student!
Yes, what is it?
How old is Hagiwara Mai-chan and me, Yuko Nakazawa?
Ah, I can't do it!
Let's see... Let's see... Twenty...
Twenty?
You don't have to say it!
Ah, you don't have to say my age!
Twenty...three.
You're so old!
I just said "twenty" by mistake!
My age is...
Please go back.
Thank you!
That's right!
Congratulations!
You did it!
Again...
I didn't say anything!
Seriously?
Cute!
It's not a big one!
It's really the third one!
It's the third one!
Now!
Judges!
Please move over there!
Go ahead!
Artists!
Staff!
Please go around the room!
Is it good?
It's bad!
It's cute!
It's bad!
It's nutritious!
Tsui-chan, how is it?
It's bad!
Eat a lot of raw meat and fill your stomach!
How is it, Yoshii?
It's like a radish!
Okay!
That was the Haramuni Ultra Quiz!
Mommy!
Go!
We lost!
Mommy!
Thank you for everything!
We'll do our best!
Mommy!
I love you!
Mommy!
It'll get in your eyes!
It'll get in your mouth!
Mommy!
How many more Christmas's will there be?
Outside, it's white winter.
Even the north wind is whistling.
You're trembling with cold.
It's okay!
I'll gently warm you up!
Gross!
A hot woman who makes even snow melt!
Yes, I'm Haro Pro News's Shani Ishikawa!
Huh?
Isn't your character different?
But you have a fart in your head, don't you?
Ah! There's a snow woman here!
Did you think it was cold?
You're weird today!
You're always weird.
The news is calm and steady.
The news is steady.
Yes, I'm Tetsuno Onagata. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Yes, please.
In a good mood, this week's topic is...
Open!
MINIHAMS!
Love's CUPID?!
This Wednesday, December 4th, MINIHAMS!
It's been a while since their new single, MINIHAMS!
Their wedding song will be released!
Wedding song?
What wedding song?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Onagata should have said "Bang! Bang! Bang!"
I should have said that...
I must have gone crazy somewhere.
By the way, for today's arrangement,
it's going to be done by a love machine and other famous dancers!
Speaking of dancers...
Huh?!
Charmy!
Yes?!
I want to see it!
You want to see "trans-charmy"?
I want to see it!
The name "trans-charmy" is already there!
It's not there!
I just named it!
Music...
Start!
Excuse me!
What should I say?
Charmy!
You did your best!
I can't do it anymore!
Charmy!
Please sit down!
Okay!
Don't run away!
Let's move on!
Here it is!
Okay!
Everything about melon anniversary is for you!
They released 7 singles!
Yes!
One of those 7 songs will be used as a video clip!
It's already on sale!
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it!
It's nostalgic and sweet!
Bang! Bang! Bang!
I've been a bad kid since I was little, and I became a girl when I was fourteen.
The head of the melon anniversary party was a girl's sex party.
She was so cute!
Is that all?
Hey, girl.
You're a good girl.
Why don't you ride on my butt?
No, I can't... I can't... I can't...
Don't "you can't" me!
She's a girl with a lot of energy.
I'm sorry for disturbing you.
I'll come back!
You'll come back?
Are you sure, Ms. Charmy? You have your own dance.
This is not the time to be embarrassed!
Were you embarrassed until now?
Do you think I'm old?
I'm scared! I'm scared of your eyes!
You're not old!
I'm scared! I'm scared of your eyes!
You've become a good staff member, haven't you?
Let's move on to this week's last news.
For five years, Yoko Nakazawa has been releasing...
...all seven songs, including "Current Tokyo Beauty" and "I've loved you for five years..."
...and "I loved you for five years" in total.
They released one of the clips on November 27th.
They also released a photo book.
Please have a look.
Yo, sis!
I'm glad you called me earlier.
What?
Good-chao!
It's been a while since I saw you, Ms. Charmy.
Chao!
That's what you should say!
Happy!
Happy?!
Maybe I should make a song out of "happy"!
Cha-cha-cha-cha!
Oh, sorry.
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni?
Kappa and Hata look alike!
Minimoni is a kappa!
I'm hungry!
Is there anything to eat?
Hey!
The game is over!
I'm hungry!
Oh! We have food!
What is it?
Today we have Japanese Sashimi!
Yay!
Tuna!
Ham!
Sashimi!
What is that?
It's a mess!
I don't know if it's a group or not.
Let's eat!
What is it?
Oh, it's shining!
It's shiny!
This is the king of cucumbers!
Fukushima Prefecture's highest quality cucumber sashimi!
Please try it!
Today, we're going to try and catch some fish!
- Really? - Yeah!
- Yay! - Yay!
But how do you catch fish?
You swim and catch them.
- Swim? - Swim?
- Yes. - Yes.
What is it, Tsujipa?
I'm not proud of it just by looking at it like this,
but I'm a gold digger.
I'm a gold digger.
It hurts, it hurts!
It hurts, it hurts, but...
Come on...
First, I'll teach you how to swim like a gold digger!
Swim like a gold digger?
I've heard of ear swimming...
But I know how to swim like a gold digger!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
I changed my mind!
Swim like a gold digger!
Spread your arms wide and...
Swim like a gold digger!
And if you see a delicious-looking fish...
Swim like a gold digger!
Ouch!
Let's try it, everyone!
Swim like a gold digger!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Okay! Let's go to the river and catch some fish!
Yeah!
Gold digger!
There are so many of them!
Look! There's a gold digger over there!
Gold digger!
Let's eat!
Gold digger!
Oh, yeah!
You have to be careful!
Oh! There's a gold digger over there!
Oh, oh! Gold digger!
You're pretty poor, aren't you?
Gold digger!
What did you say?
Ah!
Gold digger is coming out!
Oh, no! Gold digger is coming out!
Ah!
Oh, no!
Oh! There's one on the south!
Oh!
So, tonight, we'll eat...
...kabayaki!
Yeah! Kabayaki!
Now, I'll do my best...
...to get...
...closer...
...to you...
...and...
Are you okay?!
Hamta!
There are so many dangers in the forest!
Huh?
Is there a rest area in this area?
Oh, that's...
Well, then...
I'll...
Oh no!
Chichippa is...
Chichippa is trapped in a tree!
Chichippa!
Okay, let's pull it together!
Okay!
Here we go!
Chichippa!
Is this...
...what I wanted?!
I'm dying...
The customers next door eat persimmon a lot!
Once again, that scene left in the questionnaire!
If we were to say "animal" with a "s" in Santa Claus...
Here I go!
Don't! Don't do it!
Here I go! Here I go!
Wait a minute...
It's there! It's there!
It's in the way of Santa Claus!
The customers next door eat persimmon a lot!
Wait...
The customers next door eat persimmon a lot!
The answer is...
What's the question?
You're a big pot, aren't you?
Ah, wait!
No! No!
The answer is...
Information about new member auditions!
"Morning Musume." Love Audition 2002!
National vote!
The new member will be decided by your vote!
Currently, pre-voting is in progress!
Pre-voting is in progress!
Movie "Love Audition" story!
Come see it!