AISubs v3.5
It's fun to watch, but it's harder to play.
What's hitting me in the cheek?
Something you can eat?
Something you can move?
I don't know anymore!
I hate this project.
I've been playing this game for a year!
Yay!
This is a memorable game that all 5 members played for the first time at Haromori.
Do you remember it?
Yes, we do.
Be careful, it's moving!
That's right!
A year ago, we played this "bura bura" game.
5 members were harshly scolded by Haromori.
And one more...
Haromori!
Yay!
Good job!
That scary game we don't want to play again is back!
Momohara!
On her way to work...
Kashikuma ni i ni!
Okai Uso is blown away!
Kappa's path is...
Tsujippa, Kagoppa, all-round battle and Kero Kero!
This week's new project...
Rikki's completely sealed document!
I'm born! I'm born!
A baby is born!
Baby sparrows and babies live on large trees.
One class attacks and attacks first.
Can a baby sparrow raise a baby safely?
Harumori picture book series "Baby sparrow's parenting diary".
Chinchin! Chinchin!
Oh, the baby is about to be born.
The egg is also... Huh?
It's moving!
The moving baby is...
I'm born! I'm born!
A baby is born!
Oh, my stomach!
I broke through!
Oh, I'm born! I'm born! I'm born!
Chinchin! Chinchin!
Oh, I'm born!
Hello, baby!
Chinchin!
I'm your mama!
Chinchin!
I'm born! I'm born! I'm born!
I'm born! I'm born!
Oh!
Congratulations!
I have this for your birthday!
I don't need it!
Take it!
I don't need it! I don't need it!
Take it!
It's just a garbage bag, isn't it?
Maybe you can use it for something!
I won't use it! I don't need it!
No, no, no! Take it with all your heart!
I don't need it!
Take it!
Oh, it's too dangerous!
Are you okay?
Chinchin!
I hope it won't come out of its shell!
Chinchin!
Oh, it's too dangerous!
Are you okay?
Chinchin!
Next time on "Pomachi Sparrow", "Sparrow's Favorite Item", "Lechun"!
"Hello, Morning"!
Here it is, "Pura Pura Game"!
It's fun just watching it, but it's pretty scary when you actually play it!
Here is the team game!
The first round is a 3-to-3 battle!
The first place goes to Team Imo!
What will come down from above?!
What?!
Ready...
Start!
Hey! Don't do it all of a sudden!
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
I don't like it...
Don't bite my hands!
AHHH! WHAT?!
That's dirty!
WHAT?!
What!? Number one!?
It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
Tsuji-chan! Tsuji-chan!
What's wrong!?
Tsuji-chan's face is...
Tsuji-chan's face is turning red!
Why are you standing like that!?
Because you're not at home, Tsuji-chan!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
She licked it!
Eh, Yoshi, you licked it!?
She licked it!
She licked it!?
Yes!
For real!?
It smelled like a cow.
Not a cow...
A bird!?
A human!?
It smells good.
Licking it while licking it is weird, isn't it?
This picture is weird.
So, what is the answer?
One, two...
A dried up fish.
Please take off your blindfolds if you know the answer!
Time's up!
So, it's incorrect and you don't get any points!
Wait a minute!
This is only the first round!
This is definitely bad!
Don't think too deeply about it!
Take off your blindfolds if you know the answer!
Now, take off your blindfolds if you know the answer!
Please be careful not to change!
Ready, go!
Why is it this kind of music again?!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Kago-chan hasn't done anything yet.
Kago-chan will do it now.
Oh no! Oh no!
Kago-chan!
Don't let go of me!
Oh no! Oh no!
Oh no!
Kei-chan, you're getting stronger!
It's like your own hair!
What is this?!
Kei-chan, you're amazing!
What is this?!
It looks like it's going to be born.
Is it going to be born?!
Isn't it alive?!
It's alive!
I wonder what it is...
It smells like something I've smelled before.
It's just you, Kei-chan!
Doesn't it look like a forest?
A forest?!
It's going to be born, right?
It's like a mountain...
Isn't it processed?
I think I know what it is!
It's alive for a long time, right?
What is it?!
Well, everyone...
It was bigger than this.
Really?
What was it like?
Like this.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Are you ready?
Yes.
OK.
One, two...
Shikuwa!
Correct!
Please take off your blindfolds.
Who said you'd say that?!
Who said "forest"?!
It smelled like...
Sasakama.
You can't eat that!
It's dirty!
"Hello, Morning"!
"Hello, Morning" theater.
Afternoon, the housewives.
One day in the afternoon,
the housewives gather at a family restaurant.
They are the housewives.
Hey, hey!
Don't you think Mr. Abe is too stingy for money?
Do you think so?
I don't think Mr. Abe is stingy for money like that.
He is stingy!
Today, that supermarket is cheaper than this one
He says that every day!
Well, that's understandable.
Hey, Ishikawa-san, what do you think?
Even though I'm a housewife,
I still think I'm cute!
Ishikawa-san!
Are you listening?
Eh? Ah, I'm sorry.
What are you talking about?
You know...
Mr. Abe is stingy for money like that.
What do you think?
I don't know such a difficult story!
But I really don't like
talking about money like that.
It's been a day already.
I don't want to give up.
Ah, I dropped it in the rain.
I'm done for.
It's been a day already.
Ah!
I did it again!
I can't do it!
I'm sorry!
Mr. Abe!
I'm sorry!
There's no one here!
What?
There's no one here!
I did it again!
Good morning!
When I'm passionate about something, I always do it!
Hey! Hey!
What? What?
I just noticed...
Isn't that picture over there...
the famous Mona Lisa?!
That's right!
It's Mona Lisa!
I wonder if it's real...
It's Mona Lisa!
Mona Lisa?!
It's so pretty!
Huh? Mom, what are you doing?
Can you touch it?
I didn't see it!
It's okay! I didn't see it!
It hurts!
What is it?
The blanket...
The blanket?!
The blanket!
That's funny!
I'm starting to cry!
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
It's suspicious!
It's definitely a fake!
I can't believe it!
It's funny!
It's a fake! Be careful, Mom!
What did you say?
Hey, hey, hey!
What did you say?
Mr. Yoshida!
What? I'm not lonely at all!
Come on!
Be careful!
Come on, come on!
Anyway, let's order some food!
Not yet!
Hey, miss! Miss!
Hi!
Welcome!
Are you ready?
What's with that way of speaking?
What is it?
We are customers!
Do you understand?
Anyway, let's order some food!
That's right!
I've decided!
I'll have ice coffee!
I'll have cafe au lait!
I'll have cafe au lait, too!
I'll have lemon tea!
That's it!
I'll have four of them!
What is it?
You said "what is it?" just now, didn't you?
Kizuna!
Can you say it one more time?
Order some food!
Don't look down on me like that!
Order some food!
Do you understand?
Mr. Yoshida!
It's okay! Take responsibility!
Seriously!
Take responsibility!
Let's take responsibility!
Seriously!
Hey!
Shut up!
Hey!
Mr. Yoshida!
What can I do for you?
Are you a clerk... I mean a manager?
Yes, I am the manager, Oscar Iida.
Is there anything I can do for you?
Well, the clerk over there can't accept our order.
We are in trouble.
Yes, we repeat your order.
One American, two cafe au lait, and one lemon tea.
Thank you very much!
Is there any problem?
No, not at all.
She is different from before.
Well, Yaguchi-kun, what can I do for you?
Yes, manager!
Well, have a good day.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you? Your attitude is totally different.
Young people like you should be ashamed of yourself.
Oh, my!
Look! Look! Look!
Shiroganeize! Shiroganeize!
Everyone, Shiroganeize!
Look!
Oh, my!
She is so beautiful!
I can't help admiring her.
She is so ugly.
Oh, my!
What are you talking about?
I am a man, you know?
Let's go.
I'll have a cup of tea, too.
Welcome, ma'am.
Oh, thank you.
So, what can I do for you?
Well, I'd like a cup of coffee, please.
Would you like an iced coffee?
Would you like it hot?
Certainly.
Yes, yes. I'd like you to put it in this cup.
Oh, my cup!
Oh, it's beautiful like you, ma'am.
Oh, thank you very much.
I've decided that I'll only drink my coffee with this royal okoppenhagen.
Don't lie!
I hope you like it.
Certainly.
Okoppen?
What's okoppen?
Is there an okoppenhagen?
I don't like commoners.
You don't know anything, do you?
Aren't we going to the supermarket now?
Today is a special sale!
Eggs are one yen cheaper than usual!
One yen cheaper!
Six is six yen cheaper, and ten is ten yen cheaper!
If you eat it for ten yen, it's chocolate for five yen!
Huh?
Don't say "one yen, one yen" with such a loud voice!
It's sweet.
It's embarrassing!
Isn't it your voice?
Come on, we all have our own lives, so...
Then, show us your emotions!
Show us your emotions!
Onee-san!
Okay!
Wait a minute!
Sorry, I was playing!
Are you going home?
Hey, what's with you?
Are you going home?
Uh, um, Director...
Are you going home?
We're not going home.
Let's talk!
That's weird!
What's with you, really?
There are so many people!
I know, right?
What's with you?
Marikan!
Hi!
Marikan!
Yes, Marikan, please!
How many people are there?
Um...
One person is 400 yen!
That's a lot of money.
Here you go.
Thank you very much!
400 yen is not much!
Thank you very much!
It's nice, isn't it?
It's only been two hours!
Thank you for the food!
Thank you!
Thank you for the food!
Hurry up and go home!
It's okay for you to go home first.
No, it's not!
It's okay!
Let's go home together!
It's okay!
It's okay, so go home!
What?!
She's telling you to go home!
That's right!
She was just saying that!
I'm sorry!
Can you go home first?
I'm sorry!
Go home first!
Be careful!
Auntie!
Hurry up!
Shut up!
Hurry up!
To the hospital?
To the hospital! To the hospital!
Wait a minute!
Yes!
Ouch!
Auntie!
Yes?
Auntie!
I have a lot of change.
Is it okay? Hurry up and give it to me!
What?
You have it, don't you?
It's too much!
Madam!
You have it, don't you?
You can use it even now, can't you?
Well...
It was lying around in the garden.
It's wonderful!
Shopping is wonderful!
It's definitely not enough!
We'll give you more!
It's not enough! It's definitely not enough!
We'll give you more!
Hello, Morning!
The second round is a two-time match!
The winner is...
The second round is a two-time match!
I'm sorry if my skin is covered!
Please do your best!
Ready, set, go!
Wait a minute!
It may affect your work in the future!
Really?
What?
Damn it!
What? What? What?
What?
How can I be caught by humans?
It's human!
Smell it! Smell it! Smell it!
It's human!
It's not human!
It's human!
It's not human!
It's human!
How can humans be here?
I don't know!
You two, please think about it.
What was it like?
It was round.
Was it round?
It was hard.
No, there was a needle in it.
It was persistent, wasn't it?
What does persistent mean?
I don't know.
What is the answer?
I don't know.
You two, please take off your blindfolds and have a look!
It was close!
This is it!
It was close!
It was really close!
It was round!
This time, please be especially careful!
You might get stabbed!
Ready, start!
What?
What is it?
It's funny.
Funny.
I'm not laughing.
It's funny!
What is it?
Time's up!
Please talk about it.
What are you doing?
What are you doing, Ogawa?
It's soft.
It's like a claw.
No way!
It's fluffy.
No, it's not.
It's funny.
Time's up!
Hamster?
Please take off your blindfolds.
I'm scared.
Why?
It's a storm of criticism!
♪ Let's make it happen! ♪
It doesn't matter if it's today or not!
She didn't hear me, did she?
She didn't hear me, but...
I didn't break it!
Alright!
Then, one, two, three!
Bang, bang!
Four extremely ordinary girls...
form an extremely ordinary idol unit...
and became a huge hit.
However, one exception was...
The mission was to buy them!
(MISSION TO BUY GIRLS)
Mini-mori?
Kappa-noo!
We are... We are Kappa!
The Poor Kappa's Under the River
The path of Kappa is...
both front and back.
Front is right and back is Kappa.
Oh, Tsujippa and Kagoppa,
are you studying together today?
Um... What about Santa Clause?
Did it hurt?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
In times like this, I'll fix it with magic.
What?
Does it hurt? Does it hurt?
Hello, Kappa!
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
What was that?
Oh, but it was helpful!
This plate I borrowed from my mother is useful!
Oh, my mother...
Hey! What did you do?
We didn't do anything!
Aren't you studying together?
I'm interested! I'm interested!
Let's see... Let's see what you borrowed.
Really?!
Yay! I won!
One plus...
Two is...
Oh! Kagoppa!
Three!
Correct!
As expected of Kagoppa!
Tsujippa?
You don't know such a question?
That's fine!
It's a question for Tsujippa.
Alright!
Two thousand five hundred and twenty-three plus...
Two hundred and thirteen plus...
Four thousand five hundred and twenty-nine is...
Wow! That's a lot!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Why can't you be so kind?!
It's too difficult!
Two hundred and thirteen thousand...
Seven thousand and fifty-two!
Correct!
That's my girl!
She was reading Kanpei.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
This is fun.
It's the opposite!
Minimoni!
Correct!
Sushi!
Wow! Migappa!
What is that school?!
Four Seasons!
Oh! I came back from shopping!
Ouch!
Ta-dah!
There's a hole.
Wow!
It's food!
Yay!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
It's sushi!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
Yay!
What is that school?!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
It's kappamaki!
Only one piece?!
I can't help it! I'm poor!
Ouch!
Oh, father...
Oh, mother...
Would you like to eat sushi just once?
I'm hungry.
Give me your hand.
But where are you going?
Huh? Where are you going?
Hey!
Wait up!
Is it too bright for you?
Everyone's hungry,
but you're the only one who's trying to eat.
Shut up!
What did you say?!
I don't know what you're talking about.
Shut up!
You're too late!
Shut up!
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Well, it's fine if you break up, but...
Let's all share this place and eat together.
- Yeah! - Okay?
- Yay! - Yay!
- Grandpa is eating too! - Give it back!
- Give it back!
- Give it back if you're going to do it!
For Kappa's safety...
For my brothers to fight...
If only I had more to gain...
Marippa! Don't say that!
Even if I were to die...
Remember...
Correctly...
Beautifully...
That is Kappa's...
I am...
Kappa's...
Brother!
Thank you!
I got a kiri!
Alright!
Alright! I got a kiri!
Alright!
That tickles...
There are only two left!
Everyone! Please look forward to it!
From Team Abe-san, it's Team Abe-san!
From Team Iida-san, it's Team Yaguchi-san!
By the way, Yaguchi's favorite cockroach hasn't come out yet...
However...
- Why?! - It's more disgusting than that!
Let's try and get it from the middle!
Marippa! Marippa!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Wait!
No, no, no, no, no...
You're dancing!
Here we go!
Touch it properly!
It's dangerous!
Here we go!
Ready, start!
Scary!
No!
Oh my God!
No! No!
Don't come! Don't come!
It's really crunchy!
Oh my God!
No! No!
I don't want it anymore!
Oh my God!
There's a lot of them!
I hate you!
There's a lot of them!
You killed a lot of them!
There's a lot of them!
Ah, my back's about to fall off!
My back is about to fall off!
A lot! A lot!
There were a lot of them!
There's a lot of them!
Wait! I can't say anything!
I don't know.
- Okay, Natchan, will you go first? - I don't know at all!
- But what could it be? - What?
A chunk of Beijing duck?!
- Eh, seriously? - That's definitely it!
It feels like it's hitting you in the back!
- Chika, what about Yaguchi? - Eh, but there were a lot of them!
- There were a lot of rugged things. - Ah, this is scary.
Potatoes?
Okay, the correct answer is this!
- Please remove your blindfolds! - Eh, don't do it near me!
- I'm totally surprised! - It's this one!
Ah, it's that one!
- It's this one! - It's Natchan!
- Eh, why? There's a lot of them! - Eh, what's this?
- Wait a minute, let me see. - You dropped a lot of them, didn't you?
- What are you doing? - Chika!
- If only it was this one! - You dropped a lot of them, didn't you? A lot of them!
And with that...
In total, Abe-san and Chika win!
- Don't do it near me! - It looks so good!
"Games Video Go"! With Yossy's words, a terrible situation occurs!
Hey! Stop it!
Where are you?!
Autumn in the air...
A bug's voice echoes in the night sky...
My singing voice...
Even more beautiful...
Jeremy, my heart aches...
Autumn in the air...
Huh? What song was it?
"Teruyama Momiji"?
Yes! I'm the singer of "Caster Society"!
Hello, Produce! I'm Jeremy!
Teruyama Momiji
Please stop it!
I was happy to hear your wonderful singing voice!
Oh, really?
The commentator is this person!
Japan's world-renowned photographer!
"Walking Polaroid"!
Serine Nakata-san!
And now, here are the results of our poll!
"Autumn in the air"... On sale?!
On October 10th, "Morning Musume."'s "Summer of This Year"
will be released as a summer concert DVD!
I see!
In the summer, it's fun to have events and concerts with your parents and friends!
That's right!
It's all in one DVD, isn't it?
That's right!
And Maki Goto will have her last concert, right?
Yes!
Well, we'll have to wait and see...
Ishikawa-san, will you make a mistake in the song like you did earlier?
Ah! I-I'll be fine!
Are you worried about that?
Yes! So, here's the next one!
Ta-dah! "Hello! Pro! Emergency Situation! Turn to Folk!"
Yes! The third Omnipass CD collection of nostalgic folk songs sung by Hello! Pro! members will be released on October 23rd!
As you know, folk songs are wonderful songs that will always live in your hearts.
To be honest, we haven't finished recording anything yet.
We haven't caught up with anything yet, but it looks like we're in a bit of a hurry to release it.
It looks like we're nervous.
I can feel your impatience.
We haven't finished recording a song yet.
It looks like we're in a difficult situation.
But, well...
There are various members in the third CD, so I hope you'll look forward to it.
Is there one more?
Yes, there is.
Oga has been writing a lot of songs this summer.
It turns out that he was asked to write a report for his homework in the spring and autumn.
It looks like he managed to submit it at the last minute.
What kind of report was it?
Hey! Don't pull me!
Hey! Get a hold of yourself!
Hey! You there!
Protect me!
Protect me! Where are you hiding, you bastard?!
Shh! Don't make me laugh!
These days...
Hey, you there!
Yes!
You scared me!
Yes! I'm the princess of the construction industry, Minimum Yakuchi!
By the way, about Ogawa-chan...
It turns out that he managed to finish all of his other homework.
But, well...
It turns out that he wasn't able to finish his report for three copies of his bankbook.
Well, it looks like he was asking his manager and staff about it and making them worry about it.
Hey! Don't pull me!
Hey! You should do your own homework!
Well, let's go to the next location!
Let's go!
Hey!
Hey! Get a hold of yourself!
It's huge!
I love it!
As I thought, Minimum Yakuchi is the best!
I'm her girlfriend now.
Could you let me take a picture with you?
Look! She's so cute!
She's so cute!
I'm very happy, but...
What?
Yes, for today...
Good chance!
Fall 2002.
One girl has just turned one year old since her debut.
Miki Fujimoto, 17 years old.
Miki Fujimoto, who dreamed of becoming an artist and came from Hokkaido last year.
This year, she will make her long-awaited debut on Sunday.
Since then, the name "Fujimoto Miki" has spread all over the country with a shocking acceleration.
In her third single "Romantic Fun Mode", she achieved her dream of becoming No. 3 on the Moricon Chart.
About herself who couldn't even imagine a year ago,
It was fast, wasn't it?
It's been a year, hasn't it?
I want to work even harder in the future.
And now, the struggle for her new song "Boyfriend" begins.
Fujimoto, who has shown growth beyond imagination so far.
However!
Okay, let it out.
One step, one step, one step.
If you don't drink it there, you won't drink it yourself.
The bigger the song becomes, the higher the demand for it becomes.
Now, Fujimoto has a new obstacle in front of her.
Furthermore!
Her plan for a shock is obvious!
Don't miss it next time!
A new plan for "Romantic Fun Mode"!
Miki Fujimoto's new song "Boyfriend" documentary!
This fall, Fujimoto Miki's "something" will change!
So, everyone, how was today's competition?
I want to do it again!
No!
I want to do it again!