AISubs v3.5
If you stretch your back in the morning, you'll stretch your back, guys!
Hey, don't interrupt me!
A huge box is opened for "Hello, Morning!" Big Cut Special!
There are so many funny jokes that it's hard to believe that this is the first challenge!
However, a group of members will challenge Nakozora!
And this time, the Big Cut Battle will be even more exciting!
Hello, Morning!
Problems solved! Let's start the Big Cut Battle!
"Big Cut"!
It's the afternoon of "Mormons".
"Poverty, Defeat and Endure"!
There are so many things you can do!
"Chammy Vs. Serene" is great again today!
"Torado"!
A new segment, "Gomaki Suzume de Chinchinchinchinchan"!
A baby lives on a big tree.
There, a black crow attacks it and attacks it.
Can the black crow raise the baby safely?
"Hello, Morning!" Picture book series "Black Crow's Baby Raising Diary"!
Chinchin! Chinchin! Chinchin!
The baby will be born soon!
It suddenly opened its eyes!
Hey!
I'll help you warm up.
I don't want a crow to help me, so it's fine.
Well, well, well, we're birds of the same feather.
Don't be so hard on me, okay?
A sparrow can't be pulled by a crow!
Go away!
That's dangerous!
If you say that, I'm still moving!
Well, I can't do it alone, so I'll help you!
Go away!
I'll help you!
Go away!
I'll help you!
Go away! Go away! Go away!
Ow!
That was close!
Okay, let's warm up.
It's dangerous because of the crow.
Next time, Hina is born.
Next time, Bata and Kondo challenge Nakazawa!
The next topic is "last words"!
Even if you're unlucky, you'll be shot with a pistol and die.
Yes, so you'll pretend you were shot with a pistol and say the last words you want to say before you die.
Okay, whoever comes up with one, go ahead!
I wonder what it is...
Ayase?
Go ahead.
Mom! Don't run around with a hazard light on!
Mom, what is it?
Don't run around with a hazard light on!
Don't run around with a "shikan, shikan, shikan" on!
What is it?
Give me one!
That was funny!
That was funny as usual!
Okay, Kako-chan!
Um, um...
Be Nakazawa-san!
Okay!
I wanted to wear a wedding dress!
You're not good at it!
You're not good at it at all!
Well, since Abe-chan was gone earlier, why don't you take two of her...
Take them?!
Wait, wait!
If you make me say it, it'll be fun if it comes back to life!
Okay!
Um, you know...
I'm waiting for you to say it!
The staff will say "go, go", right?
I'll say it, yes! Shoot me!
I'm not dead!
Take three of them!
It's fine, Nii-gag. Take three of them!
Nii-gag is your friend, right?!
Nii-gag! No!
Oh, it's Aiki-chan! She's awake!
Kaori! When is "Eyes Wide Shut" coming back?!
I think I lent you the DVD about two years ago!
I'm sorry!
But I owe it to a lot of people!
You have to say it! You have to say it a lot!
I'm sorry!
I wish you'd tell me I'm a good singer.
I wish you'd tell me I'm a good partner.
It's a secret, so I'll give you one.
Oichi-chan!
Why do you want to eat curry for lunch?
I see.
Then give it to me!
You don't have to be so honest with me.
Take it!
Oh, it's trash! I forgot to clean it up!
Okay, raise your position.
You don't like it when you forget, do you?
I always think about it before I go out.
Raise your position!
That timing was funny!
Two tickets! I'll give you two tickets!
Yes, two tickets!
Hey, is that okay?
You've done it before, haven't you?
That's right!
You've done it before, haven't you?
That's right!
A harem theater.
Afternoon, the housewives.
One afternoon, the housewives gather at a family restaurant.
They are the housewives.
Excuse me!
Welcome!
Is your order decided?
Yes! Then I'll have coffee.
Me too! Coffee!
I'll have cold coffee.
I'll have breakfast.
No, no, no, wait a minute.
In Osaka dialect, ice coffee is called "reiko".
Oh, I see.
Then I will repeat your order.
Yes?
Your order, your order, your order, your order...
Hey! That's not right!
What's wrong with you?
Oh, excuse me!
Um...
Banana juice, apple juice, green juice...
Plum juice!
That's not right at all! Excuse me!
Hey, you're being rude!
Why do I have to drink plum juice?
You have to remember it well!
Excuse me!
You girls have changed a lot.
Yeah, you're right.
Shall we sit over there?
Yeah!
Oh, it's a reserved seat.
It's not open here.
Excuse me!
Welcome!
Asami-chan!
Don't middle school students have to work?
Oh, it's over here.
My relative is running it.
It's not a part-time job, is it?
Yeah, we're just helping out.
Then it's fine.
Um...the seat's not open...
Can we sit over there?
Sure!
Yeah!
Excuse me, could you give me a seat?
Please!
Sure! Sure! Sure! Sure! Sure!
Thank you!
Ouch!
It scared me!
Excuse me!
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Excuse me!
Aah!
Hey, what are you doing?!
I'm asking you, why is there a clerk sitting in there?
Oh, I'm sorry. My friend was about to lose.
It's not a matter of winning or losing, is it?
Oh, my God. Call me the person in charge.
Oh, we're going to another store.
I'm sorry for bothering you in the morning.
Bye-bye.
I'm sorry.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me.
Oh, my God. What kind of education are middle school students in this time of year?
The kids now are in harmony.
That school is a good school, isn't it?
But my daughter wanted to go to that school, but now that I see it...
That's right.
I want my daughter to join the entertainment world.
I want her to become an idol in the entertainment world...
I wish I could make my dream come true.
Hey, Ishikawa-san.
Didn't Ishikawa-san's daughter say in the "Hello! Project Kids Audition" the other day?
How did it go?
Unfortunately, it didn't go well.
That's right.
That's not good.
That's not good at all.
The producer, Tsuntsuku-san, didn't approve of it.
It's not "Tsuntsuku-san", it's "Tsunkusu"!
Oh, well...
Well, either one is fine, isn't it?
That's why you're in trouble, ma'am.
I don't want it anymore.
Hey, those two, those two!
They're white-collared entertainers, white- collared entertainers!
As far as I can see, they look like celebrities, don't they?
They're middle school idols, aren't they?
Is this seat okay for you?
Shouldn't we call the clerk and ask for a change of seats?
That's right.
Your Japanese is getting worse and worse.
Don't worry about it.
Excuse me.
Oh, which seat did we reserve for you?
Please sit down.
Thank you very much.
She is so elegant.
Would you like to order?
Yes, I would like a cup of tea.
We have lemon tea and milk tea.
I like lemon better than milk.
Would you like a lemon tea?
I would like a tomato juice.
Certainly.
By the way, are you still studying?
Yes, I am still studying dancing.
Wow, it is so nice of you to continue your studies.
The dance you are learning now is flamenco, isn't it?
It is not flamenco now.
I am learning tango now.
Wow, you are learning tango now.
It is so nice of you.
Everyone, listen to me.
I want to learn tango now.
That's right.
I have to go and learn the dance you are learning now.
It must be very popular now.
That's right.
It is not good to be late for school.
What kind of teacher is a tango teacher?
Maradona!
Tango! Tango! Tango! Tango!
Tango!
You weren't a flamenco teacher!
Yes, I am one of the Tango, Maradone of Tango, Iida Kaori.
Listen, I will show you a wonderful dance now, so please watch it carefully.
Yes, yes, yes.
Well, I'll say one thing, everyone, you have to go here at least fifteen times to become good at Tango.
Why is that?
Tan-no-juu-go.
I said it wrong.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
Well, everyone, let's go. Music, start!
You're crazy!
Stop it!
Let me go!
The words were too difficult for the moms.
The next topic is...
Think of a movie title!
Okay, you're going to think of a movie title.
And the movie is...
This one.
Eiko Nakazawa.
She went to Hollywood.
Of course, it's a main role.
It's a love story between her and a Hollywood star.
Think of a movie title for that movie.
Go ahead!
Sorry, Yuu-chan.
"Robe's Holiday"!
What?!
"Robe's Holiday"!
It's "robe"!
There's only one? Okay, I'll leave it.
Ayashika?
"Yuuko Chases Me For 3,000 Ri".
No! Take two!
Why?!
Are you ready?
"Beauty Is A Beast"!
Ayashika?
"Yuuko and Beckham's Last Love".
Beckham?!
It's Beckham!
Kei-chan!
"Women Are Suffering! A Lifetime of Loneliness"!
Why did you choose "loneliness"?!
Okay, Yoshi!
"Between Calmness and Burn".
You guys, please raise your positions now.
Yes, yes!
Yes, Ishikawa.
Yuko and Bob's paper taxi.
It's funny, but it's no good!
Yes, Ishikawa.
Ah, I'm sorry, Yaguchi.
♪ Next to me is my dad, my dad. ♪
Now, this way.
Curious... Curious Yuko.
I'm sorry.
Yes, Yosui.
the ring
Wait, you're fighting.
Take about three of them.
That's not funny, it's scary.
Yes.
It's no good!
Yes, Yaguchi.
♪ Curved wrinkles on the corner of my eye. ♪
It's not funny!
Why?!
Students, open up!
Ah, um, um, like this.
"Heavy and worn out".
It's not funny, Yuko!
Now, let's go.
Yes!
Ishikawa.
Yuko's grave.
You guys, bring it all!
Bring it all!
Please, don't kill me!
It doesn't matter what it is, but I don't want to be killed!
Yes!
Yes, Kei-chan!
"I want to get married", Titanic.
You want it too, don't you?!
It's okay.
It's no good, it's TV Tokyo.
Pikachu
"Yuko has appeared", Maki.
Yes!
Yes, Miyai.
Toward that sunset...
Oh, you managed to win against Yuko and Yuhi.
Thank you very much.
I thought of something funny.
Go ahead, Kaori.
I'll hide her hair.
Here I go.
Alhagedon.
No?
No.
Okay, Oga.
Um...
Living alone.
Why?
Even though you have a boyfriend?
Even though you have a boyfriend, you live alone?
Um...
Robia and Yuko.
Okay, please raise your hand.
It's okay if it's Robia.
Yes, that's fine.
Aigo-san.
Kurenai and Yuko.
It's a pig.
It's a pig, right?
I'm a pig, right?
No, no, no.
I'm being called a pig, right?
Is it okay if it's a pig?
I'll give you one.
In December, we'll meet again.
Super cute Minihams.
Even this popular song has a twist!
Please invite me on a date.
It's a high-class restaurant.
After all, is it the usual restaurant?
Cucumber rice bowl and rice balls.
I'm sorry. I said it wrong.
I'm not afraid of you.
Okay.
Then, let's go!
Let's go!
Four ordinary girls formed an ordinary idol unit and made a huge hit.
But one thing that wasn't ordinary was...
The menu was cup noodles.
Mini-mori?
Cup-noodle-fluffy-noodles!
All of us! Hey! All of us! One, two! All of us together! Hey, yo!
- Let's go home! - Yeah, let's go.
- Let's go. - The flower road of the kappa troupe has both front and back.
Front is minimoni, back is kappa.
There was a sad story behind it.
I hope you didn't find out we were kappa today!
Okay!
By the way, we finished filming the minimoni movie. How was it, everyone?
It was fun, Appa.
- It was fun, Appa. - Yeah.
- It was fun, Appa. - It was fun, Appa.
Do you really think so, Appa?
Instead of a strange big adventure...
I wanted you to make it a kappa big adventure!
- That's right! - Yeah!
That's a good idea!
Huh? Wait a minute, Kagoppa.
- What do you have? - Minimo-chan!
If you buy that minimoni movie ticket, you can get it.
- What?! - You can also put a picture here, Appa.
Don't tell me...
Kagoppa bought a movie ticket for his own movie?!
- But I wanted it! - But you said you wanted it...
- Huh? Don't you have a minimoni ticket? - Huh?!
- What is it? - Ta-dah!
You don't have it?!
- You don't have it?! - Ta-dah!
- Huh? Does everyone have it? - Yeah!
- Why don't you have a minimoni ticket, Appa? - No, no, I don't want it, Appa!
- Even though you want it! - Even though you don't want it, Appa!
- Huh?! - I only have one, but what should I do?
Should I just throw it away?
- Okay! Let's throw it away! - Yay!
- I only have one, but... - Yay!
- Okay, let's eat! - Yay!
- What is this?! - Today we're eating cucumber salad!
- Yay! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- Okay! - Huh?
- Just one?
- Thank you! - Thank you!
No, no, no...
Even if you're so generous,
I can't help it!
I'm poor, so I can only buy one cucumber a day!
Ah... I'm hungry...
I hate this life!
I'll be rich and eat a lot of cucumber!
I'll eat it all!
Wait! Kagura!
- Wait! - Hot, hot, hot...
- Hot, hot, hot...
- Wait! - Hot...
If you work hard with a small budget,
you'll one day become famous!
I thought I'd meet my mom and dad,
so we four worked together and did our best!
That's... That's...
Dad... Mom...
Ah...
I'm sorry for your loss.
That's... That's...
I'm sorry, Marippa!
Yes, yes, yes...
No matter how hard it is...
No matter how sad it is...
We four will work together and live on!
And then one day...
We'll become famous!
- Hot, hot, hot... - Hot, hot, hot...
I won't say it! I won't say it!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
With this, my shift is over!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
Please come again!
You're so annoying...
The last topic!
Take a part-time job and fire this guy!
- Yes, this is a store where you all work part - time. - Yes!
There, you will explain what kind of job it is and tell me, the store manager, the part-time worker you want fired.
There, I will ask you "why?", so please answer the reason.
Please announce it.
Yes!
Oh, here it is.
Oh, it's rare.
Kei-chan, shall we go?
I want Tsuji-chan fired.
Oh, why?
She eats all the products in the store.
Oh, that's funny!
It's normal.
Okay, next!
Okay, Ishikawa!
Nakazawa Yuko-san, please be fired!
Why?
Customers leave!
You're similar to me.
I'm not!
You're not?
Then it's fine.
Yes!
Yes, Kako-chan!
Yoshii, please be fired!
Oh, why?
While touching everyone's butts, you smile.
Oh.
Is it like that lately?
It's not like that!
It is, it is, it is.
Is it like that?
It is.
It's not like that!
It's not like that.
Ishikawa-san, please be fired!
Oh, why?
I can't hear you because you're so loud!
Welcome!
What are you doing?!
Kaori, let's go.
Okay.
Um...
Because you're hurt.
Okay.
Reji's Goto-san, please be fired!
Oh, why?
Even though you blamed him for not producing enough,
Something's missing, something's missing
And you just stand there like that.
Yaguchi-san, please be fired!
Oh, why?
Because you have blonde hair!
I can't do it.
Wow, you said such a valid reason!
But you're good!
Because you have blonde hair and you were told not to do it.
At work.
Oh, I see.
Um, please fire me.
Did you just fire her?
No, no, no!
Please fire me!
Oh, why?
I've always been bullying you.
You idiot of love, you idiot of love
That's right!
That was pretty, wasn't it?
It was pretty, wasn't it?
Yes!
Okay, Ishikawa.
Please fire Ishikawa Rika!
Oh, why?
Because she changes songs on her own!
I know!
I know, Ishikawa!
Something's missing, something's missing
Please give me one.
Thank you!
Okay, Kei-chan.
Please fire me.
Oh, what's wrong?
The customers are falling for me and they're all spaced out!
You can have them all!
You can't!
You can't do anything about it!
You can do it!
You said you were prepared to take them all, didn't you?
Yeah.
But you did your best!
I did my best!
Please fire Godomaki-san!
Oh, why?
The customers haven't finished eating yet and you're like "thank you for the food, thank you for the food"
Please give me one.
That one was pretty, too.
Yes!
Please fire Gotou-san!
Why?
He's a big eater but he's skinny, so I let my guard down!
You let your guard down?
Okay, I'll give you one.
Ryu-chan, do it properly!
Think about it!
Is there something missing?
You know, I'm wearing a duvet to protect me.
Because you can't do anything about it!
What do you think you're doing?
I'll fire you!
Please fire Yoshi!
Yes, why?
It's not "welcome", it's "welcome" all the time!
It'd be nice if you were a nurse, wouldn't it?
Anyway, thank you for the food!
Let's give them a hand!
Let's count the number of people! Those three teams have 22 people!
And those two teams have 17 people!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
The winning team will receive a wonderful product only available in autumn.
Here it is!
What is it?
Wow, it looks delicious!
It looks delicious!
Here you go, everyone. You worked hard.
It's a rice ball!
How did you like the rice ball, everyone?
It was a lot of fun!
I was surprised!
I think my head is going to spin faster.
I've done it like this a few times.
You've done it, haven't you?
Thank you for the rice ball!
It's delicious!
Autumn has come.
The green leaves are turning red.
The woman is turning red, too.
The old man is charming.
Charming.
The heart is sick.
Yo!
You've become sexy!
That's what the old man at the fish shop said.
Marilyn Monroe of the caster world.
Wow!
Hello! Hello! Pro News! I'm Chan Nishika!
You're a good fish shop.
Thank you!
You're a wonderful fish shop.
You're right!
You shine brighter than any other fish shop.
Can I be happy?
Of course!
Until recently...
Can't you be happy with me?
I see.
I'll be elegant this week, too.
Thank you, Serene Nakazawa!
She's a world-famous photographer who Japan is proud of.
She's Serene Nakazawa!
Thank you for having me!
Thank you for having me, too!
Thank you for having me!
I'm tired of your big job.
I'm sorry!
I'm tired of your big job.
Again with this little show?
What are you talking about?
Your role is to make it bigger and bigger, right?
That's right!
It's okay.
Please continue.
Yes!
Quickly!
Yes!
This week's topic is this!
Oh!
The number of anniversaries has increased!
Yes!
On October 23rd, Melon's new anniversary single will be released.
It will be Melon's seventh anniversary single.
Serene, what do you think?
I knew them well.
Really?
I remember knowing them even before their debut.
Yes, yes.
Among them, if I had to say something great, it would be Megumi Murata.
She's the leader, right?
Yes!
I said I'm a bokeh king, but I'm a little scared because I'm too natural.
You're a little cute, Serene.
Next year, will you be on a big stage?
I will!
On a big stage.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Yes!
Can we continue?
Let's go!
Yes!
Ta-da!
It's my first time wearing second place.
You're all curious about this, right?
I'm curious!
What is it? What is it?
Ever since we joined, we've never caught a cold.
We're proud of that.
Our second-place winner, Risa-chan.
Also known as "Bean-chan".
The day of our concert in Akode, Hyogo Prefecture...
We caught a cold.
That's terrible.
But... Bean-chan?
Yes!
Who could it be?
It might have been Yaguchi-san.
If it's Yaguchi-san, it can't be helped.
It can't be helped.
But...
Ah!
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Sometimes it's a dot, sometimes it's...
A shot!
The nurse princess, Minimal Mooyaguchi!
I choked a little.
After that, Risa-chan and her son...
Somehow managed to recover to 36 degrees...
After their concert that day.
They're back to their energetic Bean-chan!
By the way, honey lemon works well for a cold.
Everyone, try it out!
Well then, grandma, bye-bye!
Thank you very much! It was very tasty honey lemon!
Hey, can you take me home?
I love that kind of thing!
Which one do you like more, me or Charmy?
There's no way I can compare you two like that!
If you were like that, I wouldn't be able to say "grandma" but I'd just kiss you!
"Grandma!" Like that!
I feel a little jealous of Charmy!
There's another Charmy!
If you were like that, Charmy, there's something special about you!
I don't like that either!
It's because you're greedy!
You held me tight, ha-ha
That next morning, oh no
I know you didn't mean it
But even if we don't meet
Even so, someday
I hope you'll be happy
I hope you'll rely on me
I hope you'll think of me that way
When you call me
I feel like you're waiting for me every day
I couldn't ask you anything
Because I was afraid you'd dump me
You're always in the car
With a nice perfume on your face
It's not mine
I know you like it, but I don't wear it
Oh baby, I'm not getting in the car today
I'm not sleeping in the car
So there's no rules, I won't mess with you
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, come on now, here we go
It's like a dream, oh my god, the feeling
Put me to sleep in the house
Oh, oh, baby, it's okay
You're always in the car
With a nice perfume on your face
It's not mine
I know you like it, but I don't wear it
Oh baby, I'm not getting in the car today
I'm not sleeping in the car
So there's no rules, I won't mess with you
Oh my, oh my, oh my, oh my, come on now, here we go
It's like a dream, oh my god, the feeling
Put me to sleep in the house
Oh, oh, baby, it's okay
Sensei, this is the best place for me
Oh, yeah, yeah, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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