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I was really embarrassed.
But you did your best, didn't you?
I usually don't do this kind of thing on TV.
Today, as you all know, Gocchin will be graduating from Morning Musume.
I would like to say "good luck" but...
Harumoni doesn't approve of Gocchin's graduation.
Right, everyone?
That's right!
As such, Gocchin will receive a graduation fund from the members.
Can we say "good luck"?
Good luck...
If we do our best, we'll be in trouble.
If we do our best...
That's right.
If we do our best, Gocchin won't graduate and will be on the newspaper the next day.
That's nice.
I quit graduating!
In a way, it's the first time.
Right, right.
It's amazing.
Harumoni won't be on the newspaper.
Harumoni lost in the competition.
Harumoni!
The studio is packed!
The members have been waiting for Gocchin's graduation!
Harumoni and Gocchin!
We will never, never forget you!
And even Alpronins has joined us today!
I can't do it!
I might have used up all my strength!
On top of Mt. Gantoku,
there's a 5-year-old who hasn't eaten fish for 3 months,
and her little sister, Pena.
But, finally today,
she can eat fish!
HAROMEN EHON SERIES
TRIP WITH FIVE-HEADED PENGUIN
It was such a nice breeze!
Wasn't it, sis?
Come on, let's eat fish!
Okay, I'll get ready now!
Okay!
Wait for me!
Okay!
Come on, let's eat fish!
Sis, you have to bring firewood!
Firewood!
You can't bring firewood just for firewood!
That's right!
Sis, you seem a little stupid.
You don't eat much, do you?
I want to eat fish already!
Somehow...
It's hard for me to get up!
This body!
How did you get me up?
You can do it, sis!
You can do it!
You can do it, sis!
It's hot!
Okay!
Hitomi!
The fire is lit!
Okay! I'll cook it for you!
Okay!
Give me fish!
Okay!
What?
But I'm hungry!
I ate it!
This is...
bone!
I mean...
we can eat fish raw!
Because we are...
penguins!
I'm so full!
I'm so happy!
It was so good!
We finally ate it!
Wait a minute!
You know...
I wanted to eat fish, too!
It's a little...
nutritious in my head, but...
It's so good to eat like this!
You stupid eyes!
I'm so full!
I don't like this!
I've come all the way here, and I only eat bones!
Hang in there, little penguins!
The day we can eat fish will surely...
surely not come.
"Corrupt"! The members are confused!
"Gotoumaki" refers to...
One, two...
"Corrupt"!
First of all, the first question is...
"Listen to the members' voices"!
"Gotoumaki" game!
The members will shout out the words that come to mind at the same time.
If the boss can hear all of them, he wins!
The topic is...
"Gotoumaki" refers to...
"Gotoumaki" game!
Write it in as short of a sentence as possible!
What does "gotoumaki" mean to the members?
One, two...
"Corrupt"!
It's subtle...
Did you get it?
I don't know!
This is surprisingly difficult...
Actually, this game is quite difficult!
Change the rules and challenge again!
One, two...
"Corrupt"!
Don't you know at least one of them?
All of a sudden, I heard "bwaaah"
I really wanted to hear only one of them
But I couldn't hear any of them
Really?
Speaking of "corrupt"
Here is the answer of the members
Most of them are impressions of their looks
But Iida's "fuh" seems to be Mocchan's way of laughing
One, two...
Iida's "fuh" seems to be Mocchan's way of laughing
Iguana
Iida's "fuh" seems to be Mocchan's way of laughing
That's the first one
Do you know any more?
"Osage"?
I don't know
Are you ready?
One, two...
Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry! Curry!
We often eat it
Isn't it delicious?
Is anyone going to try it?
I can see the eyes apart
Anyone?
Tomato
Mocchan
Not one by one, but one by one, we'll divide up the tasks and add up the correct answers.
Leaving five people behind, we'll move on to the second half of the game.
One, two, three!
Cool, cool, cool, drooping eyes!
As expected, there are fewer people.
Cool, drooping eyes!
Oh, you're right.
Okay, please come this way.
All of you?
Okay, next is Rex.
Oh, wait!
There are three of you.
If you don't listen carefully, you'll miss a lot of things.
Yeah, you know...
Right?
You know...
That person...
That's difficult. It's pretty difficult.
It's funny, though.
Go!
One, two...
Kaki-gori, kaki-gori, kaki-gori...
Kaki-gori!
It's hot!
It's hot?
She was singing.
Oh, it's hot!
It's hot!
I thought you were saying "it's hot".
Okay, first level cleared!
Second level is harmony dance battle!
Next up is the dance battle!
What about you?
Dance...
In this case, it's a little difficult.
It might be difficult in many ways, but...
Well, you know...
The usual...
The usual?
The usual...
You're drunk, right?
Of course I'm drunk!
Speaking of dancing...
This person!
Ms. Iida!
Thank you!
It's been a while! How have you been?
We've been well!
Is today Parapara?
Parapara!
Then, teacher, thank you for today as well!
Thank you for having us!
This battle will be held in the representative match.
From Morning Musume, it's Yaguchi and Ishikawa!
And for each of you, as your own sketch partners,
Morning Musume will choose one member.
Who will you choose?
Hmm...
Then, Nono-chan will do it!
Oh!
Okay!
What will the powerful Yaguchi and Ishikawa pair call each other?
Next pair!
Then, what is the theme of Morning Musume.
Go ahead!
Synchronized swimming!
Yes!
Shrimp!
Yes!
Drunkenness!
Yes!
Team Yaguchi!
Yes!
Robot dance!
Sushi shop!
Fireworks!
Then, everyone, please talk about the dance!
And...
It's like that!
The song is important!
It's important!
Yes!
Then, let's dancing!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
One, two...
Ebi!
Stop it!
No, no, don't do it!
Don't do it!
What is it?
Hey, it's difficult!
Yaguchi-san...
Yes!
Yasuda-san said, "Eh, is this a skit?"
You did it well!
Especially...
It was good!
Yaguchi-san's nosebleed was good!
This, you two...
Yaguchi's nose is amazing, isn't it?
It looks like a skit, doesn't it?
It looks like a skit!
You did it well, didn't you?
Sensei should know about it!
The dance of Goto and Tsujipei is...
Then, let's dancing!
Goh-chan was flying though...
How is it, Sensei?
Cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Well then!
Will Goh-chin-ku be able to break through the gate?
Sensei, please give us your feedback!
As I thought, both of them had improved their skills.
But...
The one who did well was...
This one!
Morning Musume!
Since Goh-chan lost...
The second gate didn't break through!
Alright, alright!
Morning Musume did well!
Alright!
It all depends on tomorrow's show.
How was it, Goh-chan?
The dance battle.
It was really embarrassing.
But you did your best, didn't you?
I usually don't do things like this on TV.
Minami!
Seiji!
Pyon! Seiji!
Suga!
Pyon!
Bako!
One, two, three!
Huh?
Someone's not enough!
Pyon!
Boss!
How are you doing?
What's wrong with you, Pyon?
Actually...
I'm thinking of quitting my job as Pyon Seiji.
What?!
Why, Pyon?!
Boss said that Earth is a good place...
But when I went there, it wasn't a good place at all!
There were weird old ladies...
And there wasn't any good food...
Man, Earth is just...
You...
You! Gashin! Gashin! Gashin!
Aw, you!
You're not showing your face. Because you're an actress.
Hey you! Since when did you lose your guts like that, pyonkan!?
Since you're like this, I'll beat you up for sure!
Alright, I'm going.
Go, Nodome!
For your sake, Toichi, you have to shoot the official Eguri Komyo.
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot it!
What's wrong? You're not like you used to be!
Boss, I'm done for! I'm completely burned out!
What are you talking about?! You promised me, didn't you?!
I'm going to be a heavyweight fighter!
I can't stand it anymore! I'm so hungry! I want to eat right now!
What did you say?!
Get lost, you bastard!
- It's a blackout! - Mom!
- You two! - Shut up!
- Hogi! - Hogi!
Stop it, you two!
- What?! - What's wrong with you two?
Even though I'm pretty, don't fight during a fight!
We're not fighting about you, Mika.
It's a sin for me to be beautiful, but I can't help it!
- Beauty is born with it! - Okay, Mika!
- I know, Mika! - What?!
I...
I'm going to win this match and become a king!
Did you... Did you feel like doing it?!
- Alright! - Stand up and fight, pyon!
- I'll do it! - Hey!
- I will not fight alone - Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Stop it, both of you, pyon!
If you don't listen to me, I'm going to start a big fight, pyon!
- I'm sorry... - I'm sorry...
In this case, in order to succeed in invading Earth, we will start studying about Earth again, pyon!
- That's right! There's something good about it, pyon! - Huh?
- Do you know it, pyon? - Of course I know it!
N- nice to meet you... I'm Televi-kun...
Let's get along, everyone...
- Now you can study about Earth, pyon! - Huh? But will it really show up, pyon?!
It will show up, pyon!
Today's price is a spinning ball that trains your whole body muscles with only three minutes of exercise!
- It's a mobile phone, right? - Bobby and Mickey, come here. How is my speaking skills?
Oh my, I'm surprised!
With this, we can continue!
Now, I'm curious about the price...
The normal price is 9,800 yen, but now it's only 4,500 yen...
I will serve you in advance!
- How about it, ma'am? - I'll change it to another channel, okay?
Huh?
Ma'am...
YEEEEEE!
YEEE!
YEEEEE!
Stop it!
I enjoyed it just watching!
Yeah, we're sorry, Pyogo.
Pyogo!
Let's go!
Transform!
Pyogo Takeshi is a happy person.
Soyou...
AGHH!
Why is everything always ending in a good place!?
[Official Voice Actors Channel]
Yesterday, I was introduced by Mr. Yaguchi.
Today, I have Ms. Mika and Mr. Tsuji here with me.
Hello!
Oh, you're Ms. Tamori, right?
Oh, you've seen me before?
That's not true.
Will you come again next week?
Yes.
It's a commercial.
It's the same joke again!
Huh?!
This pretty back...
It looks like it's from somewhere...
Oh! Boss!
We're on TV!
Wait!
If we're on TV, does that mean...
Our plan for conquering Earth is...
We're going to eat up all of Earth's people!
This is bad!
That camera must be wrong!
Tsuji!
Alright!
Here we go!
Ready, and...
And so...
For a while, the aliens decided to hide in the depths of the galaxy.
Everyone, if you happen to be in this strange world again, please be careful.
A new invasion of Earth may have begun.
We'll come back for sure-pyon!
Until then...
Wait for us-pyon!
Hello, Warring!
And now, we've reached the last gate, the third gate!
Yes!
The third gate is...
One-shot gag battle!
As you know, one-shot gag battle!
The team with three points wins!
You know, if we're alone...
It'd be such a pity to have to deal with a team full of talent for gag!
That's right!
Right?!
So...
Even if you choose two people as your assistants, we'll allow it!
Yes!
Now, who will you team up with?
Then...
Yaguzzan and Aibon!
Wow!
Isn't that Kaoru's gag?
Because...
Ping-pong doesn't really ring a bell.
It doesn't?
How long have you been playing it?
Yaguzzan and Aibon will turn their self-proclaimed "dajai" into a musical instrument and compete for the last match!
However, if Yaguzzan doesn't win one of the three points, they won't be able to win!
This time, judging will be quite difficult, so please do your best!
Yes!
Then, start!
Ah, fast!
Yes, go ahead!
Only the number of tears can make you stronger...
Okama and Mayo!
Isn't it funny? Okama and Mayo and Okama are the same!
It's because you're a fan!
Okama and Mayo!
It's because you're a fan!
Okama and Mayo!
Ok, Kei-chan, you're fast! What do you think?
It's unusual for you to be so broad-eyed!
Go ahead, go ahead!
I was surprised!
Go ahead!
Go!
Nasty Kids is done!
I think it's good for Kei-chan!
Right?
Now, Gochan... Ah, it's here!
Gochan and...
Morning Musume. Gotou faction is this one!
Gotou.
You're pretty strict today!
Why? Why?
Good luck!
Here I go!
So, what do you think of my sense of humor?
That's great!
Your sense of humor is amazing!
Is it good?
It's like a world-class joke!
Ah, I see!
Well, since it's Gotan special...
Here I go!
Hold Kei's hand!
No good?
This is our original product!
Gomaki Norimaki!
That's harsh!
Even though it's pretty!
Here I go!
Yes, yes, yes! One delicious grape!
America, you can do it!
World Hotter!
Is it good?
One-to-one!
Not even a single word of soccer!
Oh, it's here!
Here I go!
Next weight!
One hundred and fifty grams!
That has nothing to do with puns or jokes, does it?
Here it is!
"Love Sentiment" doesn't start without a dream.
My ramen is somehow or other like that!
There's no reason for you to say that!
Is it a bear?! There was a bear!
Good job, Kogo-chan! You came up with an idea!
Really... I don't know what it is, but it was funny.
Yes!
Here I go!
"Do It Now"!
That was funny!
Where was the next funny live show again?
Budokan!
Oh!
Both teams have one more point and are in a stalemate.
Was there someone like that?
He's the president of America!
President Daikon!
Who are you talking about?
Wasn't there someone like Daikon?
Lincoln?
Lincoln?!
That's not it! That's not it at all!
Go this way!
Let's go!
Go all out!
This is funny!
One, two...
No, goodbye
I cry, I cry
That's not it!
That's great!
That's not it at all!
I praise your bravery!
With your bravery, you won third place!
That's funny!
Yes!
That's great!
Goto Baki has won all three matches!
She will graduate to Hello Morning safely!
Yes!
Graduation certificate, Goto Baki.
You have completed your appointment as a Morning Musume.
Therefore, you will receive your graduation certificate.
On September 22nd, 2014,
Hello Morning members and staff will once again congratulate you.
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
What is this?
In order for me to graduate,
please approve of me first after I win.
Please read it.
Read it.
I want you to know that I have accomplished a lot so far.
If you lose, I will approve of your graduation.
Don't read it!
Don't read it too much!
Then, Goto Baki!
Yes!
Will you accept my challenge?
Please accept it.
Yes!
I will accept it!
That famous couple has returned!
Will Goto Baki win, or will Tsuji-chan win?
Background.
Announcement, President.
A few days ago, you praised me...
You have grown up to be a role model for our audience.
From now on, I will continue to work hard...
and do my best!
Hello! I am Jamisica!
Who is the chief of the announcement department?
Well, I am about sixty years old.
Oh, the chief of the announcement department?
Yes, yes.
Who is it?
I was called by the chief yesterday, and I was told that I would look stupid if I was with Nakazawa-san except for work.
He told me to be careful.
That's fine. I'm Takashi Lovely.
Yay!
As the script says, you are still not good at drinking.
I'm sorry.
You are the only one who calls me stupid.
Nice to meet you. I'm Nakazawa.
Did you go down the wrong path?
What?
Did you go down the wrong path?
Did I go down the wrong path? No, I didn't.
It's okay. It's okay.
Yes.
Well, it's like this. I'm excited and I'll do my best!
What's wrong with you lately? It's weird.
Is it weird?
Yes. Isn't it fun?
Charmy is happy, too!
Thank you! Thank you!
Yes, go ahead.
Well, let's move on to this week's news!
Yes!
On September 26th, the single movie will be released on Morning Musume.'s latest single "Do It Now" TV.
Yes! This includes not only the promotional video but also the making scene of "Do It Now".
Yes! It's precious, isn't it?
It's precious, isn't it?
Yes! It's fun, isn't it?
And not only VHS, but also DVDs will be released.
DVDs will be released, not just DVDs.
DVDs will be released!
Wow!
Well, there are quite a lot of situations.
What kind of situations?
The costumes we've worn so far will be released.
I see.
The costumes we've worn so far will be released.
The CDs we've released so far will be released.
Are they included in the promotional video?
Yes, they are.
For example, we will walk on the wall.
I see.
Next is this.
The promotional video "Morning Musume.'s "Morning Town" which was broadcasted for one month will be released on September 19th!
Part one is "Snow"?
Yes.
Part two is "Yume Gaoka Shopping Street" and part three is "Hit Parade Morning Town Festa".
All of them will be recorded in about three hours.
Also, DVDs will be released.
You don't have to say "vhs".
Yes, it's okay.
It's cute that you can't say "hs" either.
There are a lot of great musicals this time.
I've seen them!
I mean, I went to see them.
You did, didn't you?
Yes, it was fun.
Well...
"Hamburger Man," right?
Hamburger Man.
Well...
Aburame.
Yuto's Glasses.
That's right.
You don't get angry when you say lines, do you?
No, I don't.
I get angry when I say lines.
Really?
Every time...
But I can't get used to it.
Every time, the director told me, "Don't get used to it. Don't get used to it."
That's right.
When I did a musical, they told me not to say Kansai dialect.
Oh, really?
Yes.
When I spoke in Kansai dialect, they always got mad at me.
Even in our daily conversations...
She's speaking Kansai dialect again!
They told me that.
It's tough, isn't it?
Right?
But it was a fun musical, so I can't wait to see it.
That's right.
Yes.
This year, too.
Will it end beautifully?
Sometimes.
Yes.
Just the news.
What is it?
Today, let's say, "That's all for Hello! Pro- News!"
Can you say it together?
Yes.
Let's say it.
I'm motivated now.
Yes, let's say it.
One, two...
That's all for Hello! Pro-News!
Bye!
See you!
It's like a miracle has happened.
We're all here.
It's like we're getting close to the end.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
What?
I don't know. You took it there on your own will, didn't you?
What?!
Charmy's shock runs through her body.
Carrying the members' expectations on her back, one girl stands up!
She will never let Gozzan graduate!
Contestants, please come in!
Cool!
Well, first of all...
Chibi-chan, how do you feel?
What do you want me to say?
I have the biggest one.
What? Are you going to win or lose?
I'm going to lose.
If you don't win, Gozzan will graduate.
Okay, Gozhan.
Lately, my stamina...
What?
My arm strength has weakened.
What?
You were really strong the other day.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Their past matches have been a complete win and a loss.
Will they be able to get revenge?
It's a one-shot game.
Good luck!
Please get ready.
Are you ready?
Are you ready, Sui-chan?
Yes!
Go ahead!
Ready, go!
It's deep!
Good job!
She's strong!
Sui-chan wins!
- Which means... - Which means...
- Gochin won't graduate! - Won't!
- Yay! - She said it with her abs!
- Which means... - Yes!
- Since everyone is telling us not to graduate... - Yes!
- We won't graduate! - Yay!
- Yay!
- Let's end this graduation show! - Let's end it!
- Yes! 13 people! - Yay!
- Yay!
- What do you think, Gochin? - My abs really hurt.
- That's not what I meant! - That's not what I meant!
- Yay! - Yay!
- What will happen? - What will happen?
- Since Gochin will be active in the future at the harmony... - Yes!
- She couldn't graduate at the harmony! - Yes!
- The end! - The end!
- Good time! - Good time!
- Please continue to support the harmony! - Please continue to support the harmony!
- And with that, we will reveal the second and a half years of Gochin at the harmony!
- Good morning, Gochin! - Good morning, Gochin!
- I'm Goto Amaki, voice of Shigai Shinbou! - Yes!
- Please support the harmony! - Yes!
- I'm Kobana! Kobana! - Kobana!
- I'm Karassa, voice of Nodori Himiko! - Karassa, voice of Nodori Himiko!
- Three... - Three...
- Two... - Two...
- One! - One!
- King Kumimaro!
- One! - One!
Ishikawa-san and you two...
Who are you?!
What are you looking at?!
Don't call me "gangster"!
Whoa! You're my fan!
I'm sorry, miss! Leave me alone!
Whoa! Whoa!
Next up...
Gotan's curious "that" information!
I couldn't graduate from the harmony!
Gotoumaki couldn't graduate from the harmony...
But tonight, finally...
It's getting closer and closer...
The moment of departure...
Gotoumaki, get ready!
I'm Gotoumaki, number 305.
Gotou's 1,157 days as Gotou's girl...
The first TV documentary released!
And the last TV live broadcast of 13 girls!
Thank you!
Live broadcast! Gotoumaki's Gotou's Girl Graduation Final Stage!
Tonight at 7 p.m.!
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