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Conado, Motouya, and Yoshitaro's "Pucchi Moni TV Last Live"!
Pucci Moni! You did a great job! Keep up the good work!
Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle...
Fifty circles! Special!
Um... Maybe it's because of the year...
I can't remember the number of circles anymore...
- It's a little short... - Wait, was it not enough?
- As you know... - Yeah.
From Pucci Moni...
Kei-chan and I have graduated...
And we're reborn once again...
So we'd like to share our achievements...
With "Pucci Moni Special"!
Circle, circle, circle, circle, circle...
Today's ceremony is...
Pucci Moni Special, in commemoration of Motouya's graduation!
These three Pucci Monis...
Will we see them again in TV?
Please look forward to their new characters!
Both youths will have a final battle with their enemies, the Pucci Monis!
And after Motouya's graduation...
There will be an important announcement about their activities!
♪ Can my reality ♪
♪ I forgot to tell you ♪
♪ I think you're doing well, but ♪
♪ I'm lonely in the city ♪
♪ That's how I felt it for the first time ♪
♪ When I realized how worn out I had gotten, ♪
♪ I was being spoiled ♪
♪ I never thought you would leave me ♪
♪ It seems like I can't go to Tokyo Campus anymore ♪
♪ I spend all my time with my friends and dream ♪
I feel like I'm going to go bankrupt.
I spend all my time with my friends and dream.
I feel like I've grown up.
After this, Petchmoni's five heads will create a miracle!
How did Petchmoni's special graduation ceremony go?
Petchmoni's team and Mom's team will split up and do a game battle using luxury goods!
L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
Speaking of Christmas you want to be perfect for...
Glaring battle using a child's expression!
The team with more points wins!
Now, can Petchmoni show his true colors?!
The first round is Koutou versus Ishikawa!
Ready, go!
One, two...
I've decided my part-time job this week
L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
Ishikawa couldn't win at all!
Next up is Konno!
Ready, go!
One, two...
I've decided my part-time job this week
L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
Why?!
Konno and Koutou are fighting each other!
Oh, no!
Five people are fighting each other!
Watch out!
Koutou and Koutou are fighting each other!
Can Koutou and Koutou stop the fight?!
Koutou!
Koutou, your reward is waiting for you!
Ready, go!
One, two...
I've decided my part-time job this week
L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
Ready, go!
One, two...
I've decided my part-time job this week
L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
Mom's Team has no chance. The last one is protection!
This is the last one.
Ready, go!
One, two...
I've decided my part-time job this week L-O-V-E Faceless Glaring Battle!
I was going to do it, but I changed my mind again.
When I went in, I was a morning student.
Until the bus arrives at Haromoni Theater,
the nightmare that she was about to forget comes back at the usual bus stop today.
What is this?
It's so dark.
I've never seen such a dark road before.
Ah, teacher!
Thank you for your hard work in your previous outdoor class.
What?
Yes, yes.
What is this?
Here you are!
Hyakki-san, what is it?
Oh, this is terrible!
What is it?
This is...
"The Way of Evil".
"The Way of Evil"?
Well, this...
A little while ago...
I did it once.
It was already terrible at that time, but...
I guess it came out again because of this season.
What do you mean by "this season"?
Well, you know...
Summer vacation is...
a season when students get bad.
If anyone takes this path anymore, they must become evil.
But is this really the "Way of Evil"?
Oh, that's dangerous!
What?
Hyakki-san!
What?
No! No! No!
If you go in there...
you'll be...
evil...
evil? evil?
You'll be evil!
We're not like that!
Idiot!
Don't call us idiot!
No, I mean...
I've been told "shut up" and "deja vu" and all sorts of things.
I've been working hard and all my life!
And you! You always wake up in the morning and say, "Yaguchi! Yaguchi!
I'm going to chase you! Cut it out! I'm going to kick you out!"
Ah! I'm kind of tired.
- What? - I'm tired of you.
You said some pretty terrible things.
What? What? Are you hurt?
- No, I didn't do anything! - You had such a fun day!
- I didn't do anything! I'm sorry! - I'm happy!
- If I told Yaguchi-san about it,
- it must be because of my bad luck! - Teacher! Teacher!
- I'm sorry! - Huh?
- In a way, yes. - You know what I mean?
When you get angry, you start crying. Do you know that?
What's wrong with liking bad words?
Do you know that?
You're 29 years old, but you're still obsessed with the Internet!
You're not young!
It's not love at this age!
What's wrong with a woman in her 30s?
It's not love at this age!
30!
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you?
Calm down! Calm down!
This is serious!
It's worse than that!
But really, teacher...
Have you changed your mind?!
I may look like this, but I've changed my mind.
Nice to meet you.
I'm sorry, but it's selling well.
Thank you very much.
Really, teacher...
A long time ago...
One of my students...
Had joined us.
But you know, one of my teachers...
Teacher!
Good morning!
I see!
Aren't you both normal?
You're taking me out.
I don't like it.
Well, it's normal, so I'm glad.
The problem is Miss Yoshizawa.
Miss Yoshizawa!
Good morning!
You're normal, right?
Yes, I'm very normal today.
And there's no joke in the world.
I did it too much in Hokkaido.
In a way, it's normal...
It's not normal, it's better.
That's right.
If you say it like that...
There's no joke in the world.
No, no, no...
I'm normal today.
Huh?
Isn't that Shikawa-senpai?
Huh?
Look, she's always like that.
Huh?
Huh? Shikawa-senpai!
Shikawa-senpai!
Make it a podium, a podium.
Everyone!
Shikawa-senpai!
Why are you dressed like that?
Cheers!
Shikawa-san!
If you dress like that, Fumimaro-san will hate you!
Fumimaro?
I don't like that sort of "now now, tomorrow" stuff.
Huh?
You didn't like it?
I don't like that sort of Fumimaro stuff!
Nice to meet you.
Huh?!
Jeez, Ishikawa-san, you don't know anything!
I know what you're talking about.
Huh?!
Fumimaro-san, don't be like that!
Nice to meet you.
Um, um, he's Fumimaro-san's twin brother, Ayano Koji.
Don't call me that!
Ayano Koji is a bad guy?!
And you're really small!
Teacher, help me!
You're not a high school student!
That's right!
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
Wash up and come back later!
Yes, yes! Thank you!
But you're cool!
Don't say that!
Cheers!
Let's go!
Cheers!
Ishikawa-san, where are you going?!
Shut up!
I'll call you "ma'am" lightly!
I'll call you "ma'am" a little scared!
Okay, I'll call you later!
You two are amazing!
Oh!
There's another one who looks like a bad guy!
What?!
Listen to me!
Isn't that the usual mischievous elementary school student?!
From now on, we're bad!
We're bad!
Yay!
Hey! That's not "bad"! It's "bad"!
We're bad! You little kids!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
I'm going to get scolded today!
From now on, we're going to do bad things!
We're going to do it!
Stop doing that!
We're going to do it! You miso people!
Hurry up and memorize your lesson!
Yakitoba!
Squid rice! Grilled corn!
We're going to eat until we're full!
We're going to eat!
We're going to eat shaved ice, too!
We're going to eat!
We're going to eat oysters, too!
We're going to eat!
Yay!
Bad things are bad things, but...
I don't like it!
That's bad for your stomach!
That's right!
Ah!
Grandma is getting bad again!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
No!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
No!
What are you doing, grandma?!
What do you mean "grandma" and "little one"?!
Teacher!
I'm going to break social rules and live as I like!
You!
Grandma! Grandma! What's wrong with you?!
You said you'd live as you like, but you're living as you like now!
What did you say, "little one" and "grandma"?!
Grandma! Grandma! You're different today!
You're the strongest!
You're strong!
Alright! I'm going home!
You're alone! You're alone!
The second round is "When it comes to "two", it's Ke-chan!"
Look for Ke-chan Yasuda!
Yasuda is on the other side of the wall.
Yoshizawa will hit him with her voice only.
However, her voice has been changed with a voice changer.
If you hit Yasuda, you're on the same team.
If you miss him, you're on the same team.
First of all, please introduce yourselves!
I'm Ke-yasuda. I'm 15 years old.
Momo's team is trying to trick him with that hand and that hand!
Yes! I'm Ke-yasuda!
Yay!
I'm Ke-yasuda Kei-pyan!
That group is a mom's team trying to beat you up, but...
I'm Kei-yasuda!
So, Kei-yasuda with 8 people, did you get it?
Yes!
Really?!
I got it! I think I got it!
No way! Then...
Shall we ask?
What is Kei-chan's real number?!
Number 5!
That's right! Amazing!
Why?! Why did you get it?!
That's right!
The way she said "yes" at the beginning...
That's right!
The way she said it on purpose...
That's right!
That's why I got it!
Kei-chan, you said "yes" a lot, didn't you?!
When it comes to radio, you say "yes" a lot!
It's a habit! Saying "yes" a lot!
Yoshida and Go and Omigo and...
The last one is...
Pucchimoni Karuto Quiz!
In one-on-one Karuto Quiz about Pucchimoni,
the one who makes the opponent's team go all out wins!
Pucchimoni's "pucci" is originally...
a small "tsu" added to the word "pucci",
but what language is this "pucci"?
Pucci...
Japanese!
English!
French!
You did it!
Let's move on to the next one.
What is this month's "pinch" in the lyrics of "pittari shitai kurismasu"?
Kei-chan.
This month's "pinch", right?
What?
Why don't you know?
What?
This month's "pinch", right?
A phone stand is broken.
A phone stand is broken!
A phone stand...
is...
a...
phone stand!
Kei-chan, that's not good!
It's not good if you don't know it!
We know it!
Let's go!
At this stage,
how old are you three in total?
What?
Scary!
Three of you!
Fifty...
four!
Wow!
In the lyrics of "pittari shitai kurismasu",
what do you want?
A strawberry, a game, a car, a computer...
What else?
A strawberry, a game, ice cream...
Ice cream!
Okay!
So, in the end, with a score of 2-1, the Puccimani team wins!
The winning team will receive this product!
What could it be?
It looks delicious!
There's a lot!
Will one of you choose what you like?
One, two, open!
Look!
It's a doll!
A doll!
It's cute!
It's Pucci!
It's cute!
It's Pucci!
It's cute!
Cho-cho looks fun to eat!
I want it!
And Pucci was... Did you do well?
Weak!
Even if we were to compare...
I think I did better without a facial expression.
You won because of that.
The sushi is so little!
But staff does it well.
- Yeah! - They're great!
Pucci's food is just Pucci's.
It's so little! It's cute!
How was Pucchi Moni for you?
For me, it was a place that changed me a lot.
It was a very important place for me.
So, for the future of Pucci Moni...
Yes! I'm looking forward to it!
Oh! I'm looking forward to it!
Oh! Yes!
She said it.
Now, Go-chan...
That's right.
Goto...
Like...
He entered Musume.
He immediately became Pucci Moni.
The three of us debuted together.
Like...
Goto, who wasn't able to do anything at all in Morning Musume...
In Pucci Moni...
Like...
It's different again.
When I entered, I was in Morning Musume.
I was in a love machine.
I was showing a little mature Goto, but...
Goto, who was around my age...
I was able to show a new side of me to everyone.
Like... We were able to do various activities together.
Like...
It was a place where I was able to express myself.
Yes.
It was a very...
Comfortable...
Like...
Place, wasn't it?
Yes.
It felt like home.
Yes.
Yossi...
Yes.
Kei-chan and Goto-chan will graduate this time, but...
Well, they will continue...
Yes.
They will continue to...
Pull you two forward.
What do you think?
Well, looking back at your activities with them...
Um...
Like I said before...
Pucci Moni...
Like I said before...
How do I say it?
Like...
In my heart...
I want to...
Keep doing...
New Pucci Moni, but...
Don't forget what you've done so far!
Like...
I want to leave...
Energetic Pucci Moni...
And continue doing it.
Yes!
We're all looking forward to it!
Yes.
Right?
But...
Well, for the three of you, Pucci Moni...
It was a lot of fun...
And you all gave us dreams!
Thank you so much!
Thank you!
That's all for Pucci Moni Special!
Don't miss these three's Pucci Moni TV Last Live!
Mini Moni Pyon Seijin!
The purpose of the Pyon Seijin who appeared suddenly...
...was to absorb the essence of youth from the Pyon Seijin!
I'm here to absorb it!
The Pyon Seijin's deadly attack...
No! No!
I can't do it!
And finally, the Pyon Seijin is abducted by the Pyorori Seijin!
No! The Pyon Seijin is abducted by the old woman!
That means...
Ninja!
Mini Moni!
Will the Pyon Seijin be able to escape from the Pyorori Seijin's clutches?
I can't do it.
At this rate, we'll all be defeated, Pyon!
Please do something about it, Pyon!
If that's the case, I'll make it so that...
...the Pyorori Seijin really hurts!
What is it, Pyorori?
Today, the person who will make you happier is...
She's come all the way from Columbia, the whatever-you- want-her-to-be, Queen Sumo!
Please come in!
Thank you for coming!
And!
She's also invited you!
Please come in!
No...
I mean...
Look at me...
With your own eyes!
Yay!
Look at me.
Excuse me.
Happiness check!
How about this?
Stop it!
Even if you released a new song,
how about listening to your own song instead of a child's song and sleeping happily?
How about this?
Stop it!
Come on!
I don't care!
But you know...
It's like you love it.
I love it!
Can you have a good dream with it?
Hey!
Can you have a good dream with it?
I'm often called that.
What?
It's good for sexy girls to wear no sleeves and transparent clothes, right?
But...
How about wearing those sexy clothes not only in summer but also in winter?
How about this?
Stop it!
I don't care!
By the way...
What kind of casual clothes are popular among Polaris?
I usually wear this.
This one?
Even your casual clothes?
This is Polaris.
Are you competing with me?
Every day before I go to bed, I carry a doll of Cupid.
Even when I put on my makeup, I sometimes look in the mirror and smile.
How about that?
How about this?
Stop it!
I don't care!
But you know...
When you do your makeup, you put it aside like this and take a break.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
Why did you say that?
No, it's not like that.
It's not "us", it's "makeup"!
That's what I heard.
Those girls are dangerous.
As expected, Mom answered, Porori.
What's wrong?
I'm kind of sad, Porori.
I didn't do anything, Porori.
She's crying!
Space idols!
Nakazawa Yuko!
Space idols!
Nakazawa Yuko!
Space idols!
Nakazawa Yuko!
She's crying!
Nakazawa Yuko is so angry!
Space idols!
Bye-bye!
What? What's going on?
Bye-bye!
And thus, the hot summer of space idols passed.
We're going to Earth!
However!
Another incident occurs in front of space idols!
Next episode!
Will you go first?
Of course I will!
Sleepless nights, shining sun, reflective asphalt,
when it comes to tennis, it just gets hotter.
Mr. Matsuoka Shuzo?
How far will the temperature continue to rise in the past few years due to abnormal weather conditions?
Everyone in Kumagaya, whose name is always rising at the highest temperature!
Are you okay?
My name is Zansho Omimai!
I'm Mochi Amishika!
You're interesting, Kumagaya people.
Are you alive?
You're the best.
Wait a minute!
What is it?
Why aren't you energetic?
It's hot.
With our energy, we will blow away that heat!
Thank you for listening until the end!
Isn't there anything else you'd like to add?
Oh, I forgot!
From the top of my head, I'm a doll.
A cute tip...
Zukindokin!
What is "zukindokin"?
Hello, I'm Beauty Konno!
You're really different from last week.
That's right, because last week I announced it myself!
Your character is different.
I'd like to look at the news!
Okay!
Oh my!
That person, Yuko Nakagawa...
will be releasing her new single "Tokyo Beauty" for the first time in a while!
"Tokyo Beauty"? Who said that?
You idiot, you didn't hear about it, did you?
"Tokyo Beauty" isn't talking about me!
Don't ignore what I'm saying!
"Tokyo Beauty" is something that I do every day.
Beauty-san, Charmy-san, me, and you who are watching TV,
we send this song to all of you, including all of us women.
You're working hard every day, aren't you?
You're working hard, aren't you? Singing and acting and all that.
Even if you're doing it, there are times when you're tired, right?
- There are. - There are, right?
- There are times when you want to cry, right? - There are.
- There are also times when you tell your friends about it, right? - There are.
- But you're thinking of doing your best tomorrow, right? - I am!
I'm singing it for you like this!
Thank you for singing it for me so passionately!
It might have been the best interview I've ever had.
Please use this.
Something like that!
Next up is news! Beauty, nice to meet you!
Yes! The first album of "Beauty and the Beast" has been released!
It contains a lot of the voices of the three geniuses.
- Please listen to it! - Please listen to it!
- I didn't get to see a lot of Beauty's bricks. - That's weird!
Can't you do something more memorable?
She's been doing it at concerts lately, right? "Happy..."
Everyone, together! "Happy..."
Why am I doing it, too?
You're doing it for me!
You have to do something that makes you want to do it.
- Lonely... - Ah, I'm lonely...
Wait, you closed it!
When Beauty does it, I'm really lonely...
Isn't there anything else? Something brighter...
Happy...
That's my favorite drink.
Do it more energetically! You're young!
I'll think about my homework for next week!
That's all for now! Goodbye!
Goodbye!
You looked like you were thinking.
Next February, Goto Umaki's pro musical will be performed!
The pro musical's plot will be greatly improved!
Japan's goodness.
A city where rich people still remained and voted in the late 1940s.
There will be various youth musicals.
Apply within 1600 hours!
Applying deadline is September 20th.
The deadline is 1 year later, August 1st.
From TV Tokyo Business Bureau to Goto Umaki Musical Production Committee,
the prize money is 2 million yen!
However, all rights pertaining to the musical you have applied for belong to the Production Committee.
Your plot will be performed by Goto Umaki!
These three's studio live...
...will be the last one for today!
One, two, three!
We're Butchmoni!
These three's studio live...
...will be the last one for today!
- Yes. - Yes.
What do you think?
Well...
How can I say?
I sing "Chocotrap" too, but...
...it feels like something new has opened up for me.
So...
It's a little sad that it's the last one...
...but we'll do our best!
We'll do our best too!
Kei-chan and Godzann will sing with us!
- That's right. - Yes!
- Let's do our best! - Yes!
One, two, three!
Please listen to us!
- Let's do our best! - Yes!
Baby, baby, baby, I want to know your secret date
Not at all, not at all, not at all, I don't feel like doing it
Everyone, everyone, everyone says it but
The truth is, the truth is, the truth is, I'm just obsessed with love
I won't use anything, anything, anything
I don't want to regret it, I want to do what I can now
Baby, I'm knocked out of love (knocked out)
Everything is empty (empty)
I can't stop the spring season
Baby, I'm knocked out of love (knocked out)
I want to kiss you (kiss you)
To be honest with you, I love you
Because, because baby, I want to see you
Because, because baby, I like you, like you, like you
I changed my hairstyle
I noticed it there and I knew it
I love you, mama, my darling
Just a little bit, but I gathered up my courage
Just a little bit, but I feel like I've moved forward
I love you, mama, my darling
Hey, hey, why don't we start with something more fun?
Come on, come on, let's have a wonderful rendezvous
Oh my, oh my, it's more exciting than I expected, isn't it?
Yes, I've always been troubled
When I remember the word "love"
My family's face comes to my mind first
Just a little bit, but I'll move forward
My beloved one, all you need is love
Love, love, love, love
Thank you very much!