AISubs v3.5
Eye sight, stamina, quiz!
The second Hello, Morning, Ultra quiz!
The Morning Girl was broken by a quick quiz about summer snacks!
The one-time-only one-shot reversal quiz!
The last one to laugh is...
And the one who was waiting for the loser is...
The sudden development of Hello, Project and their shocking content is...
Ah, these three have come again today.
Today's part-time job is a walk with pets.
I can't go, so be careful, okay?
Yes!
Ah, right, right.
I'll pay for today's part-time job until now, so call me later, okay?
What?! Part-time job?!
It's finally payday!
How much will I get?
Today is the tenth time, so I'm sure I'll get 50,000 yen!
Now my graduation trip will be luxurious!
Oh! The place will of course be Atami!
Don't you think so too?
Huh?!
That's right! Atami is number one!
Right?!
You're right!
Okay, okay! I'll go first!
Today, my part-time job ended without a problem, but...
I'm home!
Oh! How was it?
It was okay!
I wish it was always like this!
Man, it's tough!
I don't want to hear that!
Okay, okay! It's your part-time job, right?
Okay, good job!
Here you go!
Huh?!
Saito-san! This is...
As you can see, this is your salary for the tenth time.
What?!
First time, tasting at a canteen.
You ran away in the middle of a tasting, so you don't get paid for it.
What?!
Your job as a small energy man has been disbanded, so you don't get paid for it.
Oh my!
Third time, one person gets 6,000 yen.
Alright!
Takoyaki investigation, 6,500 yen.
I did it!
Cafeteria, 7,000 yen.
Wow!
However, you damaged your novelist's manuscript, so you don't get paid for it.
What?!
Monitoring inside your waistband, because you damaged it, you don't get paid for it.
No way!
Newspaper delivery, 3,000 yen.
Yay!
However, you forgot to hand it out, so you don't get paid for it.
Really?!
I'm not done yet!
Eighth time, brushing your teeth, 6,000 yen.
Alright!
Cleaning the house, one person gets 40,000 yen for cleaning the floor.
Alright!
Today's pet's walk fee is 2,500 yen.
Alright!
Cleaning the house, one person gets -60,000 yen.
I'll pay for this minus amount.
And that 500 yen is a bonus from me.
It can't be helped.
I'll do my best next time.
Oh, unfortunately, Smile Worksite will be closed today.
What?!
Oh...
It's our fault...
I'm sorry.
Anyway, do you know of any good part-time jobs?
Hmm...
We won't tell you our jobs!
And thus, our part-time job strategy ended in failure.
Paromoniemon Series "Gomaki Penguin Story"
I'm sorry.
Onee-chan!
I haven't eaten for a while.
I'm so tired.
Onee-chan, you can't go up anymore.
I'm about to die.
Onee-chan!
Can't you go up?
I can't go up.
Okay, I got it, Onee-chan!
I'll throw the rope from here.
You grab it and I'll pull you up.
Really?
Yes!
I'm sorry.
Onee-chan, let's go!
It's here.
The rope is here.
It's here!
Okay!
Hold on tight to the rope.
Wait for me.
Hurry up.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
One, two...
Okay.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Okay.
Sister!
Are you okay?
Hitomi!
What's that sound?
Are you okay?
Sister!
What happened?
What happened, Hitomi?
Can she save the gomaki penguin?
Stand up, Hitomi penguin!
Hitomi penguin!
Are you enjoying the summer?
Ring, ring, voice of justice!
It's so summery.
Don't run away from my summer.
Haramoni Ultra Quiz.
Last time, Haramoni Ultra Quiz was...
My chest hurts.
This time, it's summer edition!
Speaking of which...
Sea...
Match it up!
Summer edition...
Watermelon!
Summer edition, sea, watermelon!
And so, this time we've prepared a sea dish!
Here you go!
Sea...
Squid!
There's squid!
It's hot!
I didn't show you!
Before you went on air on Twitter, you asked the staff if you could eat one slice of this squid?
It's meat!
It's a luxurious sea dish like this, but!
If you lose the quiz, you'll have to go over there!
What's this?
It's a new song!
It's cute!
It's like a fan's ear!
Everyone, do you want to go to the sea?
Yes!
Let's eat everything you want to eat!
The rules are simple!
Three questions and you win!
Even if you mess up, you don't lose!
Six out of ten people can eat delicious food at home in the sea!
If you read "morning girl" backwards...
What?
What? It's broken! It's broken! It's broken!
Morning girl
Wait! Do you want to put in "maru" too?
Write it! Write it!
ruma
me
su
mu
bou
gu
ni
ruma
me
su
What?
mu
It's not "bou"
gu
I'm ready!
gu
I'm ready! I'm ready!
bou
"idu" is "dog", "neko" is "cat".
"kousuu" (course)
Wait a minute!
I know!
What do you know?
"idu" is "dog", "neko" is "cat".
Well, "zou" is...
"erehanshou" (elephant)
You call a woman who works for a company "ol", but what role does "ol" play?
Yes! Office lady!
Next question!
What's the next song?
I know it.
Here's the hint.
Yes! "Shake" by T.M.A.P.!
It's close, but...
No, it's not close at all. I'm sorry.
What is it?
Shake, shake...
"Nami Nori Johnny"!
Next question!
Who is this person?
"Anno"!
Who is it?
I don't know.
Who is it? It's a foreigner, isn't it?
I don't know.
"Sakamoto Yura"!
"Motori Nori Naga"!
It's totally different.
Wait! The answer is...
"Aktegae Ryunosuke"!
I don't know.
Next is a monitoring question.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Xavier!
Nice to meet you.
What's your full name?
Francisco Xavier.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm 20 years old.
My name is Minute!
That's amazing!
Tsuji-chan!
She got it right within 10 people and quickly reached it!
The other members also added points.
In the second half of the quiz,
six out of ten members reached it.
Tsuji Nozomi is a gluttonous person.
Nakazawa Yūko is a rampant person.
But what do you call a skateboard in abbreviation?
A bamboo stick!
Xavier!
Nice to meet you!
Yes, Kaori-sama!
Nice to meet you!
Tsuji-chan!
Oh, excuse me!
Stop whatever you're doing!
Yeah, I'll stop it!
Next question!
It's a monitor question.
What do you call this?
Um...
Gazing at each other!
Yay!
Finally!
Yabuchi-san, you're amazing!
You don't press it.
I wonder if it's like that.
Is it good?
Great!
Well then, let's continue!
The second one!
What kind of actor does Shibai call a bad actor?
Radish actor!
Me!
Wait a minute!
Wait!
Don't you think it's not good?
But there's meat in it.
I don't think it's good.
I want to eat it.
Baseball!
Giants' Matsui player's nickname is...
Me!
Matsui!
Godzilla!
Yay!
Matsui!
In the first half, Natchi wasn't doing so well, but she showed her skills.
She won the game in a row.
She won!
I'm sorry!
It's not good to be too behind!
Where are you going?
I'm going to the library!
No!
Library!
No!
I'm not saying it's bad!
You can do it!
I can do it!
Here I go!
As an example of meaningless things...
Cats don't like rice.
Pigs don't like what?
I'm sorry!
Shinji!
I won!
I'm sorry!
Yay!
Just one more person!
I don't like this!
Wait!
I don't like this!
Just one more person!
That's right! Just one more person!
I don't like this!
But I think...
there's a bonus game.
There is!
Just one more person!
What is said that the more you chew, the better it tastes?
The more you chew, the better it tastes!
The more you chew, the better it tastes.
Everyone, take it!
If you have anything left, please reflect on your sadness!
Here you go!
I don't like this place!
Is there anything left here?
How is it?
It's the best, isn't it?
It's the best!
What do you want?
Tteokbokki!
Do you want tteokbokki?
Ikameshi is the best!
Let's go, let's go!
It's the best!
Aren't you eating too much?
Everyone who is having fun at the beach house!
Yes!
Did you think the quiz would end with just this?
It's over!
Team response quiz with yakisoba and shaved ice!
Who will laugh last?
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrives at the Harmony Theater...
The usual high school girls are also in the middle of summer vacation.
Hokkaido is so nice, isn't it?
The area is...
How much is it?
Oh, it's Ushin!
It's the best!
What are you doing in Hokkaido all of a sudden?
Next week, I'm going to Hokkaido for my master's degree.
Do you know that?
That's why you're studying by looking at Hokkaido's guide book!
Aobe-senpai, you study anything.
That's right! You know it well!
Do you want to study too?
Yes!
By the way, what do you want to do in Hokkaido?
That's right! It's such a wide prairie...
I want to study as much as I can!
W-what is this?
Well, what do you want to do?
I want to eat famous potato!
That's good!
I want to eat famous cheese!
That's good!
I want to eat famous fish!
"Fish" is "Nagoya", isn't it?
Are you all okay?
It's because you don't know anything!
"Potato" or "Sushi" is "Crab", isn't it?
"Crab" is "Nagoya", isn't it?
You're not a "crab", are you?
Why are you dressing like that?
It's cold in Hokkaido, isn't it?
Oh, you're tying me up!
No one is dressing like that in Hokkaido!
I saw it in a Japanese book.
What book?
"Japanese Old Story".
I told you!
Now, let's go to Hokkaido!
We're going there next week!
Oh, mistake!
Anyway, it's hot in Hokkaido, isn't it?
Don't dress like that and change your clothes!
Okay!
Once upon a time...
in the mountains of Hokkaido...
there lived a young man...
who worked as a gymnast...
called "Kumagoro".
Your Japanese is terrible!
I'm sorry, but you just said it, didn't you?
Are you okay, Mr. Yoshida? Isn't it hot in there?
It's hot in there, but...
It's because you don't know anything about it!
Let's study! Let's study!
Humans are...
sad, aren't they?
Oh, Rika-chan, what's wrong?
Because we don't go to school...
we can't go to Hokkaido with Mr. Kumagoro!
It can't be helped if you say that, Rika-chan!
No!
This is just the beginning.
That's too sad!
Oh my god...
Stop crying!
Kumimaro-sama?!
I'm going to Hokkaido with you.
Why?!
Dr. Nakazawa gave me special permission.
What?!
Permission...
Kumimaro is also going to Hokkaido...
Haromani Girls' Academy...
Nakazawa Yuyuko?!
It's true!
That's why we can go together!
I'm so happy!
I'm happy too!
Oh my god...
It's hot in here, but it's getting hotter and hotter!
Whoa! A bus is coming!
Oh! The driver is...
Oh!
It's Iida-senpai!
No one's in the passenger seat yet, right?
Huh? Someone's in it.
Huh?!
Next stop... Yume Roka Shopping District...
Next stop!
Hey!
What?!
Get out of the bus!
Oh my god!
I wonder what's going to happen in between the bus...
Hokkaido! We're in Hokkaido!
Yes!
Wow!
A world-class show!
What is it?
Hello, morning!
Team Karachina wins by a draw!
With yakisoba and shaved ice, Team Uminoie and Team Karachina are tied.
The first team to eliminate their opponent's team first wins one-on-one quick quiz.
Is there anything you're worried about?
Nothing in particular.
It's fine like this.
Team Uminoie has six members.
Meanwhile, Team Karachina has four members.
In order to get everyone together, Team Karachina has decided to eliminate one person from Team Uminoie.
Already decided?
Then, one, two...
Yaguchi-san!
Why?!
Let's go with confidence.
Yaguchi-san?
Why Yaguchi?
Because you're smart.
See?
Ah, you're expecting it!
I'm a little happy.
Yaguchi is eliminated.
Will there be anyone left to save Kanashimi House?
Both teams have decided their order.
It's finally time to start!
Okay, here's the question!
Question one!
What did the witch in "Cinderella" use magic to transform a pumpkin into?
A carriage!
I'm scared!
But isn't that bad?
It's you!
What did...
...a sports player...
...who has...
...side steps...
...do?
Judo!
Wow!
What is this?
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Listen carefully!
American New York Times...
...Washington Post...
...what do they make?
What?
I know! I know!
Newspaper!
I'm glad!
Who is that?
That's right!
I'm glad! I'm glad!
What? What?
I'm glad! I'm glad!
I'm sorry!
Wait a minute!
Hamburger or...
...sandwich with...
...western cucumber...
...pickles!
Wait a minute!
This is popular!
I can see it!
You can do it!
Alright! I'll do my best!
What do you call a bald head...
...with a shaved hair in English?
"Uwakaria"!
What?
It's there!
Yes!
It's a little bit...
Ishikawa family is pretty smart!
Yes!
This year's August 1st is Thursday, but...
What day is August 31st?
Thursday!
Monday!
Friday!
Hey! It's like a race! I'm really scared now!
This is exciting!
What is the shortest day of the year in Japan?
I know!
I don't know!
I know!
Sunset!
Umi-chan wins!
Please enjoy your meal!
I know! It's the sea, right?
Speaking of the sea...
It's salt water!
It's seawater!
It's licorice river!
Is it really sea water?
That's all for today! We're Lutera Girls!
What a great summer!
Right?
It's so hot!
I'm ready!
Good morning!
A world!
Something came out of the mirror!
The most beautiful idol in the universe is me!
What's going on? What's going on?
She's trying to prevent unknown enemies from entering...
What's going on? What's going on?
You're in my way!
Sorry for the wait! Sorry for the wait! Sorry for the wait!
Porori, I'm Porori Seijin's boss!
You can say whatever you like, my lady!
So, what is Porori Seijin's goal?
The flame of the decisive battle has been cut off!
Porori, Porori.
Porori isn't cute, is it?
It's ugly, too!
Right?
Shut up!
Geez...
You're in trend right now!
Why do you keep saying "pyonpyon" and "pyonpyon" so loudly?
Porori, Porori, Porori, Porori, Porori!
Still, I'm curious about the inside of that cloak.
Oh, right!
Then, I'll go next!
Go for it!
Don't let them know!
Go for it!
What are you doing?!
Porori, Porori, Porori, Porori!
Look!
Just by touching it a little with my finger, the "tsudipyon" flew away!
That's the spirit of Porori!
Hey, hey!
Turn it around!
Good, good, good!
This is bad, Porori!
I have a good idea for this "pyon"!
What is it?
I see!
Music...
Start!
2002!
Red and black and gold!
On her right and left legs, there is a sexy ametize and enamel boots.
On her right leg, there is a youthful rose socks.
On her chest, there is a "ho" point.
Please pay attention to her right cheek.
She has a line of regretful tears, no, two lines, no, three lines shining!
The model is Ms. Yuu Konjo!
Look!
Wow, Pololi!
Tears, Pololi!
Pololi!
Fubikko and the others, imitate me, Pololi!
By the way, Lady, why did you come to Pyon Line again?
This is it! This is it! Do you know what it is?
Could it be... a misoji meter?
Like this...
Lady, you're strict! Very strict!
I like 29 and 09.
What will happen when it reaches 30?
There's no way we'll do it, Pololi! There's no way!
I'm starting to get worried...
I don't know if it's really 30 or not.
Anyway! Before this meter reaches 30...
I'm here to catch up with you young people of Pyon Line!
Something terrible has happened!
Before we lose our youth, we'll catch up with you!
Pyon Bakuko!
Fire!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Fire!
Okay, Pololi!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
Pololi, you're the best, Pololi!
Now it's my turn, Pololi!
Are you ready, Pololi?!
Pololi Bazooka!
Do you know how strong I am, Pololi?
With this Pololi Polo...
I'll drink my mother's essence, Pololi!
What?!
Kiss, kiss! Pololi, kiss! Pololi, kiss!
She's sucking on it! She's sucking on it!
It's gone.
It's completely gone, Pyon!
What?!
I've become an old woman, Pyon!
Ah! That means...
The queen is...
Ninja!
Minimoni, Hinamachuri, Pololi!
I can't do it.
I can't take it anymore!
Before the overwhelming strength of the old people,
will the young people be torn apart?
The answer is...
Dad, the old people are strong.
Dad is stronger.
I don't want a new day to come.
Boom!
Swoosh!
Boom!
It's beautiful.
Huh?
Is my ukatana beautiful?
You're reflected in the fireworks, too.
I like...
that profile.
Good morning!
Hello, Pro News!
I'm Jan Nishikawa!
It's fun!
How is it lately, this opening?
I've always thought it was strange, but...
I really like this diagonal one.
Ah...
With eyes and eyes, my heart is pounding...
I'm Takahashi Lovely!
And so, here is today's news!
Morning Musume's Concert Tour 2002 Spring Love Ether Live's last day, Saitama Super Arena
The DVD with the live performance was released last week Wednesday!
With 21 songs of encore and 23 songs of live performance,
this live performance was held as a special edition during the spring tour.
It's full of hunger, full of eyes, and your eyes are full of love!
You got it, didn't you?
Thank you!
I thought Takahashi Lovely should be loved too!
Thank you!
This is one of the contents you can look forward to!
Yes!
Not only the songs, but also everyone's fun MCs!
Earlier we talked about fireworks and the sea, didn't we?
Takahashi Lovely is full of love. Do you want to go?
Fireworks.
Huh? Let's go!
Don't you want to go?
If you're going...
The five of you...
If you want to go, say it!
If it's the five of you...
Ice cream...
Takoyaki...
Juice...
Won't you buy it for me?
It's not like I'd buy it for money...
But you'll have more fun with me...
You'll become gorgeous!
Nakazawa-san!
That kind of threat doesn't work!
Why?
Right?
Are you sure you'll get apple candy, too?
What's going on?!
Bye!
Don't let them trick you, Lovely!
This is the only way for me to maintain myself!
Take me with you, too!
It's fine!
I'll carry you!
Then I'll stay here by myself!
Wow! The lights are on!
Let's end it here!
What? Carry me?!
But I'm already...
It's fine!
Bye-bye!
The summer of Hello! Project concerts!
Fifteen Hello! Project kids have come to the venue!
They're nervous and excited, but it's their first appearance in front of their fans!
With a warm welcome, they've taken a first step as Hello! Project members!
Then, on August 1st, in Tokyo...
The movie that will be released this fall...
"The Story of Lovers" and "Minimunisia Movie - An Old Adventure" will be released!
And now, filming begins!
After the press conference, Tsunku, who is the general producer of "Hello! Project", made an important announcement for "Hello! Pro" that Gotoumaki will graduate from "Morning Girl" on September 23rd.
I'm worried about being alone, but I want to try things that only Gotou can do and express myself.
As a sub-leader, Keimo Yasta graduates "Morning Girl" next spring.
The members who have been active since the beginning of spring, Michio Peike graduates "Hello! Project" in autumn.
"Putschmoni", "Tanpopo", and "Minimuni" units have also been widely renewed.
Gotou Yasta graduates "Putschmoni", Ogawa Arata and Ayaka Kokonatsu girls join "Putschmoni".
Tanpopo, Konno, Niigaki, and Shibata from "Melon Anniversary" and Ishikawa graduate.
"Minimuni" graduates Yaguchi.
Takahashi joins Yaguchi and Mikaha joins Yaguchi.
"Tanpopo" and "Minimuni" graduates Yaguchi and form a new unit with "Hello! Project".
"Hello! Project" has taken a big step forward! We're looking forward to its future development!
And with this announcement, "Hello! Project" is currently underway in Haramoni!
Here's a present from the show!
From "Olympus", a digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily, "camadia c2 combo"!
And from "Nihonsansun", a new "twin combo" with "g-code" that allows you to enjoy both DVD and video at once!
Each of you will receive a present!
You can apply by visiting this email address!