AISubs v3.5
Let's increase our concentration!
Mistake club, where are you?!
You, you, you're in the wrong club.
Just kidding! We're back in the wrong club!
There's not a lot of people, so we're feeling down, but...
There's plenty of people!
We've done it before, but we're back with even more energy!
Mistake club!
It's our first time doing it.
That's right! It's our first time.
It's a lot of fun, but...
Did we really increase our energy?!
What? Is it funny?
It's funny!
It's plain, but it's funny.
Speaking of mistakes...
Have you ever made a mistake and said, "I'm embarrassed"?
Have you ever failed?
I was trying to write my own name...
and I forgot Kusakammuri.
You can't do that!
Hey!
What do you mean?
Mistake club!
Yeah!
Anyway, we're back in the wrong club!
How many of you know about it?
We have a bunch of idiots and princesses!
And this time...
It's our first time showing up in the wrong club!
We have a lot of people!
Now, let's start the wrong club!
Shibata and Nakayoshi, who are in their third year of high school...
are working part-time again today.
And this is our job for today.
It's 117.
Huh? Saito, why are you following me?
I was asked to do today's job, too!
This is 117. It's a self-reporting project.
And this is what you're going to do.
Let me take a peek.
At 10.18am, I'll give you 20 seconds.
117, you're doing it live?
It's different normally, but today we can't use it because of system maintenance once a year.
So we're going to talk about it?
That's right! First, practice, practice!
So we did some simple training and 117's work.
At first glance, this looks like a simple and simple task, but it's actually quite difficult.
I'll give you 20 minutes and 50 seconds.
We can only keep talking for two or three hours because we can't get used to it.
At 4.35pm...
I'm going back to the office.
What?
Your phone.
Yes, this is 117.
Mom?
Chappie?
No way! I can't go back now!
I'm begging you, Chappie!
What's wrong, miss?
My dog got hit by a bicycle!
You have to hurry up and tell her!
No! I can't go back until 8pm!
At 7.05pm, I'll give you 40 seconds.
At 7.10pm...
You can do it, Chappie!
I'll give you 40 seconds.
Chappie!
I'll let you know.
Ah!
Now's my chance!
I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm...
No! Don't die!
I'm not dead!
Where are you going, Minako?!
To the land of marathons! Please! I don't want to go there!
That's when the miracle happened.
At 7:31 p.m., we have an announcement for you.
The voice I always heard at 1-1-7,
it was the voice of the veteran of this road, Mr. Nishi.
Let's make takoyaki for the next job.
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Well then, this is Team Abe's first drawing!
The theme is "omiimai", curtain open!
Ah, you have to look carefully, you're in your 30s!
Wow, it's funny!
It's stuck, it's stuck!
Abe-chan!
Nacchi!
Now!
Nacchi is an actress, you know!
Now!
Is there something wrong with it?
There is!
There's definitely something wrong with it!
Okay!
Okay, until there!
Everyone, were you able to remember?
Somehow!
Probably.
Are you okay?
I remembered a musical!
Ah, I see!
With Kago-chan!
Where is my heart?
That one, right?
That's right!
Why do you have to cut it out?!
I'll show you!
I'll forget it!
Ah, I see, I see!
Abe-team has 5 mistakes on standby!
Now, where will they draw it?!
Well then!
Curtain, up!
What?
- No? - Hurry up! Hurry up! 30 seconds!
- Um... - Uh...
- Rabbit's... - Rabbit's...
- Beard! - Rabbit's beard!
And... That position is wrong! Position!
- That's wrong. - The nose position and the TV position are opposite!
- And... And... - And... And...
- Rabbit's... - Rabbit's...
- Beard! - Beard!
Now, confirmation! First of all, the root and the TV are opposite!
The beard, which didn't make any sense at all, is attached!
The transmitter, which was placed on the patient's knee, moves from the chest to the head!
Furthermore, the dot is placed from the arm to the nose!
And... The only thing that didn't come up was that the calendar was turned upside down!
It's turned upside down, right?
- That's... correct! - Oh!
Ah, that's it!
Next, Team Yasuda, who got four questions right, will stand by!
Now, Team Yasuda! The theme is "fishing"!
Card, open!
- Huh?! - I don't know!
- I don't know!
I was told to look closely!
Yaguchi-san definitely won't fish!
Yasuda-san's hat is weird...
The fish you're fishing...
Time's up!
The fish you're fishing...
Camera-san's fishing...
I don't know!
It's not that you don't know, it's that you don't know where you're fishing!
I don't know where I'm fishing!
Forget about that and let's see what changes next!
Yes!
Now, where will they change?
"Machigai Five" is on standby!
Well then, curtain open!
The fish are different, aren't they?
Yes, the fish are different!
This fish is different.
It's a fishing boat.
It's a fishing boat of Yaguchi-san!
It's completely wet!
And there's a badminton ball in it!
And this one!
The fish are upside down!
It's upside down!
It's upside down, isn't it?
There's a hole in the top of the well!
There's no fish in any of them!
Let's take a look!
Yaguchi-san is wearing long shoes!
And he's holding the fishing boat upside down!
And he's taking off one of his vest!
The long shoes are now on his knees!
And one more thing is...
Yaguchi-san's box has changed!
It's transparent!
It was green, wasn't it?
I see.
In any case, "Asajima" got four questions right!
I'm sorry!
It's Monday! The first episode is Monday!
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Oh yeah! Mirage, ay! (Ay!)
Hey! Come on, don't stop the trance, ay!
Oh yeah! Mirage, ay yay yay yay!
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!
Gag princess da funda! (x2)
Priestess da funda! (x2)
Mika princess da funda! (x2)
Osama has a mysterious power, come, come, ay! (osama ni wa fushigi na chikara ga dete kuru, kuru, kuru, ay!)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! (ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!)
Don't you dare make a fool of me!
Hey! Come on!
B-b-b-b-baka-tono AI!
Oh yeah! Everyone, shout "AI"!
AI!
Hey! I'm not scared at all!
Make that face and shout "AI"!
Oh yeah! Everyone, shout "AI"!
AI, AI, AI, AI, AI!
AI, AI, AI!
AI-bon-dafudo!
Marie-dafudo!
Nozomi-mon-dafudo!
Mika-bon-dafudo!
Even if you're a mini-moni-hime or bakatono-sama,
shout "AI"!
AI!
AI, AI, AI, AI, AI!
AI, AI!
Take it or leave it, don't be stupid!
Aiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Until the harmonica plays "chime",
this is a classroom for girls' high school girls to attend.
Which one should I choose this time?
"Spain joke"! I did it.
Oh!
This is "el camomel"!
"Camomel"?
It's not "camomel".
"El camone"!
It's not "camone", either.
Hmm...
"El camoge"!
"Camoge" is weird, too.
Oh! "El camone"!
Oh! This is "el camone"!
OK!
Hitomi Yoshida's world of jokes!
Today is...
Swiss's "chilorian" joke!
Is Swiss famous for their clocks?
Broken clocks are...
"hotkes"! Is that what it is?
But it's not very cool.
Oh!
"Skirt"?
"Chilorian"!
"Ch-ch-ch-chusama"?
"Tears"? "Chilorian"? "Chilorian"?
"Can't stop"?
I've been learning more and more recently!
I have to make it more global!
Teacher!
What are you doing?
I was thinking of a global joke.
You're not having a party alone, are you?
Please do that at home!
I'm sorry!
It's not "I'm sorry", it's "I'm sorry"!
I'm sorry!
Yes, that's right. I was surprised.
Today, too, Yushida-san!
I'll teach you some Japanese!
Please do!
No, it's not "please do"!
You know it, don't you?
Say it for me!
Please do!
You know it, don't you, Yushida-san?
You've learned it little by little.
Today, we're going to study idioms!
Yushida-san, do you know any idioms?
Just a little bit.
I only know one.
Then say it if you know it.
"Flying and burning fireflies"!
It's a shame, but fireflies are people who jump into fire and help us.
But if you say it, it's "flying and burning summer bugs"!
"Flying and burning summer bugs"!
It's not "bugs"!
It's "bugs"!
"Bugs"!
"Flying and burning summer bugs"!
That's right!
It's difficult!
Iida-san, isn't it?
Oh! It's you, Sensei!
It's been a while!
It's been a while, but what are you wearing?
I'm studying right now.
And, well, today, the principal told me to repaint Sensei's face.
My face?
My face is better.
Oh, no, no, no!
Sensei's face has been repainted enough, so it's fine.
Iida-senpai!
Oh!
It's you, Nii-gaki!
I'm Hama-shi!
I only knew you as Nii-gaki.
Everyone, how are you?
Good, good.
Um, I saw Sensei, so I followed you here.
It's been a while, but please teach me basketball!
Then, shall we do it together?
Thank you!
Then, let's go!
Yes!
Well, Iida-san, Sensei, excuse me!
Yes!
Well, Iida-san, let's meet again!
Well, Iida-san, let's continue with the repair!
Yes!
Are there any other words you know?
Are there?
Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
What am I doing? Cleaning windows.
Don't interrupt me. I'm busy.
Aren't you Yasuda's grandmother?
Aren't you a school teacher?
Why are you here?
I'm a school teacher, so of course I'm here.
Why are you here, grandmother? What are you doing here?
I'm cleaning.
Why are you cleaning here, grandmother?
It's hard to make money.
That's why I'm working here.
You don't have to clean here.
It's my job.
I can't make money if I don't do it.
But you don't have to clean there.
It's very dirty.
No, no, no, really.
I don't know how you look like now.
I don't know how you look like now, either.
I was surprised when I saw you.
When I see you, I'm in trouble.
In trouble?
Yes.
Why?
My mother is crying now.
Isn't she crying?
She is. Kemiko is crying, too.
She isn't crying.
I'm in trouble.
I'm in trouble, too.
If you don't listen to me, I'll ask the school teacher and get you fired.
That's a problem.
Isn't it a problem?
That's a problem.
I'm in trouble. Please tell me.
I'm in trouble.
I'm in trouble, too.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Grandma.
What?
You should sit on the bench.
Bye. Bye. Bye.
Teacher! Teacher!
What is it?
I know another saying like this.
Please say it.
Early in the morning is sleepy.
That's true, but if you say it like that, "early in the morning" means "salmon"
"Salmon" means "sake", right?
No, it's not.
Please say it one more time.
Early in the morning is salmon
"Salmon"?
No, it's not.
You didn't say "salmon", did you?
I'm sorry, it's a lie.
What is "salmon"?
"Salmon" means "old money", right?
I see.
Please remember it.
I see.
It's "salmon".
"Salmon"?
It's not "salmon".
Humans are sad, aren't they?
Shigawa-san, what's wrong?
Somehow... my chest hurts.
Didn't you bump into someone during gym class?
- No, I didn't. - Why don't you go to the nurse's office?
This chest pain can't be cured in a nurse's office or a hospital.
You never change.
Ouch!
- I know. - What?
- Where? - Where?
I think I've heard this voice before. Where are you?
Kayano Koji Fumimaru! Why are you here?
I know your sadness.
[laughter]
"Love can't be told to someone who doesn't know its sadness." -Ito Sachio.
[laughter]
Fumimaro-sama!
[laughter]
My chest hurts!
[laughter]
My chest hurts!
So that's what it was.
My chest hurts.
If you suddenly collapse, you'll be in trouble with the camera, won't you?
What do you think you're rehearsing for?
But my chest hurts so much.
No!
I want to help you, but...
My chest...
I want to do something for you, but...
What should I do?
Please do something for me.
What should we do, Yoshizawa Hitomi?
You're working all day today.
Aren't you taking a day off, Yoshizawa Hitomi?
I'm on a day off.
Please do something for me.
Ever since we first met in that bus stop...
I've always...
I know.
Fumimaro-sama...
Hello, Morning!
Alright, Abe-san's team!
The theme is hot spring table tennis!
Carts, open!
Nice!
Who's that?
Why?
Okay, that's it!
Kei-chan is treated like that even with small tools.
She's really rude.
What's that?
A poster!
Abe team is on standby for "Wrong Five"!
Now, where will they change?
Curtain, open!
Now, this time we'll answer in 30 seconds, so let's think about it together!
OK
I don't know at all, Goen.
I don't know!
OK, Shuryun!
The inside of the basket was moving.
Like Kago-chan's.
Ichimon.
Yes, it wasn't "no-ren-ga-yu" but "ne" instead.
Yes, Kago-san's hand was stretching.
There's a towel on it, isn't there, Nacchi?
The position of the table tennis table is weird!
You turned it, didn't you?
Who are you asking?
I don't know!
OK, Tanakurin!
The inside of the basket was moving.
Like "no-ren-ga-yu" but "ne" instead.
If you look closely at the center line, the table tennis table is turning 90 degrees.
The racket of Yoshisawa is facing the opposite direction and is upside down.
And the rain towel is moving from the neck to the shoulder.
The theme is soccer!
Guard, open!
Kago-chan's racket is moving!
It's moving!
Now! Now! At the same time, it will fall later, right?
Maybe this is it!
I feel sorry for Maruto.
Maruto is the only hobby.
Bowling ball, bowling ball.
That green and red one.
That's soccer, isn't it?
That's bowling ball.
Time up!
It's quite high.
Maybe.
"I know pretty well" doesn't make any sense.
What did they know?
"Machigai Five", standby!
Curtain, open!
Come on, you can do it!
3, 2, 1...
Time's up!
Line up! Hurry up!
Here it is!
It's a card!
It's a green curtain card!
It's a card of a card game!
Wait a minute!
I don't know who's right!
Yaguchi-san's scream was different!
I thought so too, but I'm sure Yaguchi-san said it!
What did she say?
No, no!
She said it like this, but the second time, it was the other way around.
Oh, you're good!
Huh? Wait!
I know!
Ogawa's legs are different!
It's not a pumpkin!
It was a pumpkin!
It was a pumpkin, but it wasn't a pumpkin!
Time's up!
Bench, bench!
Bench is the other way around!
She said it!
She said one more thing, but she said a lot of things!
Um...
Kemeko said it!
Ogawa's headband was the other way around, and so was Yasta's towel.
Three questions were wrong, so Abe-san's team and Yasta's team will be separated!
Yay!
Thank you!
Minimuni!
Jan!
Karin!
Ka...
Karin?
What is it?
Ka...
What's that?
I am...
Bako...
Bakumaru-sama!
Last time, a super bad guy appeared in front of the aliens.
Bad Bakumaru is a super popular guy in Sanrio Puroland, which is also famous in Kitty Chan.
Bakumaru, who is busy with shows and parades,
was supposed to come to the aliens who want to conquer the earth to teach them how to deal with villains.
I'm a bad guy!
However, Bakumaru's evil guidance has begun!
Yeah!
Bakumaru's Evil Guidance!
Evil Guidance! Bakumaru's Guidance!
Yeah!
Whether you four are suitable for evil guidance or not,
I will now ask you a question, and you must answer it with either a circle or a X or...
X or a circle...
I, Bakumaru...
I mean, with either a circle or a X...
Too long!
I'm sorry.
Have you ever been scolded by your teacher for playing pranks on you?
Either a circle or a X!
Oh!
It's a three-circle.
What kind of pranks did you do?
A basketball!
I had something I didn't like, like milk, and my friends drank it every day.
My teacher found it and scolded me for it.
What? Then you can't be evil at all!
When I was in math class, I talked a lot with my friends and they scolded me for it.
Oh! That's pretty good!
What about you, Tsujipyon?
I got off the chair.
That's pretty good!
This is a prank!
When I was little, I stole my mom's eyes and put on makeup!
Is it a circle or a cross?!
Huh? Huh?
Tsujipyon? Tsujipyon?!
Tsujipyon?!
Oh, you guys have it!
Oh... well, I've actually had it in my mouth once, but...
Don't eat it!
No, that's wrong! It's not something you can eat!
Huh? Oh, you can't eat it?
I've had it!
Oh, you have?!
I've had it!
Oh, I knew you had it, kid!
I had a picture of it!
Well, kids, make sure you don't eat it, okay?
That's right! You can't eat it!
No, you can't! Well, you can eat it, can't you, Pyoseijin?!
If you were a boy, who would you want as a girlfriend?!
Umaru, you idiot!
Boss, you're such a jerk!
Come on, boss!
Because there's no girl as cute as you!
Oh, come on, come on, come on!
Pyon!
Pretty boss 2, my heart is pounding!
Tsuji-pyon, that's a penalty! Why?
It's true!
I don't want it!
Ah, those small eyes...
No one can stop them...
The minimum leader is...
...actually the one who deserves it the most!
Huh?!
Mika-pyon!
Hey, Mika-pyon!
Mika-pyon!
What do you think, little girl?
Do you have a problem with that? Huh? Let me hear it!
I was surprised!
If only we could take you around the world...
But...
Echigoya
You're late!
What are you doing in Echigoya?
Your Excellency!
I'm in Echigoya!
Oh! I've been waiting for you in Echigoya!
First of all, here's a gift for you.
Oh, thank you.
It's heavy!
Nice to meet you again, Your Excellency.
Echigoya, you're evil!
By the way, Echigoya...
What happened to that girl?
Your Excellency, you haven't changed, have you?
Come in.
Please forgive me!
I'll pay you back in full!
The debtor had taken over "omika".
That's enough!
From now on, I'll be your servant!
You're my servant, Echigoya!
I'm sorry!
You're my servant!
Come on! Let's kiss! Let's kiss!
Oh!
I'm in Echigoya!
Echigoya, you're evil!
Please forgive me!
This is worth a little more.
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Oh, my God!
Mika-pyonka!
A hand-in-hand fight!
And a touching ending!
Next episode!
"Omika"? "Omika" the seventh floor?
Dad!
"Omika"? "Omika" the seventh floor?
Huh? Charmy? "HaruPro-News" is not...
Not true!
With a pure heart, I want to say once more...
...that I will do my best...
...to bring you the latest "HaruPro-News" news.
"HaruPro-News"...
...only I, the caster, Charmy, can...
...do it!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You bastard!
Are you angry?
Just a little.
You're lying.
You should be more angry.
You bastard!
I'm not afraid of you!
You should be more angry!
You bastard!
Don't lick me!
That's how it is.
Good in the middle, good in the middle...
...and you say all kind things.
But I can't help it...
...so I put you back in your original position.
Thank you.
Huh?
What did you say?
Right?
You got a message, right?
Yes, I did.
Please read it.
It's from Seki-sam from Meguro Ward, Tokyo.
Last week's "HaruPro-News" was the best!
I hope you'll continue working with these two.
I got about 1,000...
...about 1,000 messages.
Well...
I got at least...
...1,000 "it's" messages!
Don't lose to Nakazawa and Lovely's...
...digi-combination!
Charmy, fight!
"HaruPro-News" can't start without Charmy!
I can't stop!
This kind of "digi-combination" has always come to me!
I can't stop for these people!
Wait a minute, Charmy.
Yes?
Isn't this your "digi-combination"?
No, it's "digi-combination"!
It's always written like this, isn't it?
No, it's "digi-combination", it's not written by Charmy!
This "digi-combination" is also reversed!
Oh, no!
Either one is fine, let's go with "news"!
Either one is fine!
It's too long!
That's right!
I think you're being pinched a lot!
Then, let's go with "news" of the week!
Yes!
The second album of the nostalgic folk song that was very popular last time will be released on May 22nd!
This time, it's Melon Kirin Bi Ishii Rika and me, Yugo Nakazawa, who will be participating in this album!
Tentoumushi no Samba
Do you know it?
No!
Do you know it?
I know it!
What kind of song is it?
I don't know!
I don't know it!
Well... well...
Makoto-chan was singing it.
She sang it for me.
"Tentoumushi no Samba", she said.
What kind of song was it?
I don't know.
Oh, you don't know?
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Please listen to the album!
What do you think of it, main casters?
Shall we listen to it?
Is it okay for Charmy to be the main singer?
Well...
I'll be waiting for your letters!
If you say it like that, what am I supposed to do?
Charmy will be the main singer,
Nakazawa-san will be the commentator,
and Lovely-san will do the follow-up.
What do you think of it, audience?
I think there are various combinations.
While I was resting, I came to help.
Macrophy, Beauty, and Konno.
If you're watching TV and want to know which combination is good,
everyone, please, please,
while you're really angry,
please vote with the feeling of asking for the true truth.
It's like a popular vote, I don't like it.
That's right.
I don't like it either.
I don't know it either.
On that note, the show is over!
And next time, we'll enter a super-sudden development!
After this, Charmy will be the main singer!
What kind of NG comment will she say?
This time, Aya Matsuura, Melon Commemorative Day, Erika Ishikawa and me, Yuko Nakazawa, are participating in this event, but why are you laughing?
You look like Erika Ishikawa.
Do you like Erika Ishikawa?
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful pictures with digital cameras, and the Camydia C2 team.
And from the nationwide car title network Gulliver, each and every MD player will receive a present!
Applications can be found at this email address.