AISubs v3.5
Speaking of spring...cherry blossoms!
Speaking of cherry blossoms...flower viewing!
I'm hungry! Flower viewing ultra quiz!
Cherry blossoms were in full bloom this year.
This time's flower viewing ultra quiz is about members who couldn't do flower viewing due to busy schedules, but...
What is flower viewing?
What?
What do you know?
You know, when cherry blossoms are in full bloom and it's beautiful, you know...
you know, you pull out a laser sheet and eat together.
You know, it's beautiful.
Yes, yes, yes.
That's good. I didn't know.
You should have asked me!
I didn't know!
You should have asked me!
I explained it to you!
Do you know what I mean?
Today, everyone will be challenged with a quiz.
Only those who win will be able to do flower viewing here.
I wonder what's in that heavy box.
Take a look at it, Yu-chan. Take a look at it.
Smoke may come out and you may become a grandma.
Open it up and see.
It's okay. There's nothing in it.
Be careful.
Have a good morning!
Yeah!
If you win, you can do flower viewing. If you lose, you can't do flower viewing.
The world's best paramonic drama quiz!
A quick quiz and a serious answer quiz!
Will the key of the game be eyesight, stamina, or luck of the moment?
Or will it be a great quiz?
There are many other quizzes, too!
What is the unexpected opponent that Grandma Yasuda fell in love with?
Do you really want to conquer the earth, you sneaky thieves?!
"Hello, Pronounce" is a new caster and is a big hit!
We'll see if Tsujichar is good at flower viewing quizzes, too!
Do you want to do flower viewing?!
Yeah!
Do you want to eat good food?!
Well then, let's start with the quiz!
Haramuni Flower Viewing Ultra Quiz!
If you get 3 points for a wide variety of quizzes, you win!
There are no downsides to potato chips!
At the flower viewing table, you can eat as much of this menu as you like!
However, there are 6 out of 9 people who can enjoy flower viewing!
Haramuni Flower Viewing Ultra Quiz!
Question 1!
"Potato salad" is "potato salad".
Then, "corn slaw salad" is "what kind of salad"?
"What kind of salad" is "corn slaw salad"!
Is it okay?
Cabbage!
Alright!
"Handle" is "handle"!
Read! Read one step!
Example of a scary thing called 'zoku'
"Earthquake", "thunder", "fire", and one more thing!
Dad!
Elementary school's...
Hey!
What's up?
- Don't do it! - Don't do it!
- I was just about to do it! - I was just about to do it!
I was looking at your face, but I didn't say "put it in".
I'll do it again.
Elementary school's math problem.
- Yes! - You can do it!
The formula for the area of a triangle is...
Oh, it's right!
- Wait! Wait! - Wait! Wait!
What is it? Say something.
- The bottom times the height is two. - Okay!
- You did it! - That was close!
- I thought you'd get it wrong! - You can do it too!
- What? - The top times the height is two.
- Okay! - That's good! You got it now!
- It's brackets. "Brackets" is... - Yeah, it's brackets.
- I thought you'd get it wrong! - Well, well, well...
- Well, well, well...
- If you test it, you'll get it wrong. - No!
- Listen carefully! - Okay!
- Takahashi... - Yaguchi...
- Iida... - Yoshizawa...
- Kago... - Abe...
- Konno... - Goto...
- Tsuji... - Niigaki...
- Yasuda... - Ishikawa...
- Who hasn't been called by me yet? - Yes! Yes! Yes!
- Hurry up, Tsuji-chan! - Okay!
- Huh? - Tsuji-chan?
- Huh? - The answer is...
- Kago-chan! - Huh? I didn't get it!
- Kago! - Huh?
- Kago! - Huh? No!
- The answer is... - Okay!
If you add up all of the dice's numbers, how many do you get?
- Huh? - I don't know!
- Six... - Huh? What? One, two, three, four...
- Seven... - Fifteen...
- That's too much! - Sixteen...
- Hey! - Seventeen...
- Fourteen... - Twenty-one!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- I got it! I got it! - Wait, wait!
- You're counting numbers wrong, aren't you?
- One, two, three, four, five, six... - Huh?
- One, two, three, four, five, six... - You did it! You got it!
- DJ!
- It's a monitor question! - Yeah!
- There's a kanji on the screen. - Yes!
- What do you call it? - Huh?!
- What exactly did they call it?!
- It's a monitor question! - Yeah!
- There's a kanji on the screen. - Yes!
- What do you call it? - Huh?!
- Huh?!
- What is it? - Yakiuri!
- What is this?! - It's a joke!
- Huh?! - Business?
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Next! Yosewa! - Yakibai!
- Seriously?! - Seriously!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Yabai, yabai, yabai!
- It's pretty bad!
- Yakiuri! - Huh?!
- What?! - Huh?!
- You don't know?!
- It's a lie!
- It's a lie, right?! - It's food, food!
- It's yakitoba! Yakitoba! - Who is it?
- Yaktoba! - Huh?!
- Yaktoba! - Wait a minute!
Calm down! Calm down!
Yarichi!
Gyoza!
Close!
Saga! Saga!
Shumai!
Which country is this from?
Who? Who? Suji!
Kiki!
Who? Who? Suji!
Switzerland! Switzerland!
What is it?
Next is Yoshizawa and Kago's reach.
It's an intro question.
Alright, I'm good at intros.
Please guess the song title.
What is it?
"Sakurazaka"!
Wow!
Yoshizawa gets 3 points and passes!
Nice!
Are you okay?
Can I have some yakisoba?
Nice!
Yoshi, I want to hear you say it!
First of all, you're first.
Yoshi, you can eat as much as you like.
I'll eat a lot!
You can do it, Suji!
You have 2 points left.
Next is another intro question.
Please guess the song title.
Ah!
Haruyo, come!
Flower!
In the intro, Nacchi, who got 2 questions right in a row, follows Yossi and heads for the flower.
Kago-chan, who was on the beach, also wins easily.
After the first round, Hayato and the others head for the flower.
There are only 3 seats left!
That's right! We arrive! Full-size version!
How many times does the phrase "effort" appear in the whole song?!
Everyone, let's sing "abri" and "effort" together!
Ten! Shake!
Twenty-four!
Twenty! OK!
What do you call repeating what you've been told over and over again with the name of a bird?
No! A streak!
I don't need it!
Oh, I got it!
You said something!
Was it an impersonation?!
Poop return!
Ten! Shake!
Poop return!
Let's continue!
Sports questions!
In soccer terms, what does "pick" stand for?
Pitching.
That's wrong!
Goalkeeper.
Perfect kick!
That's wrong!
Free-up-p-k.
What is it? What is it?
It's "p", isn't it?
What are you doing?
What is it? What is it?
I know "p-k", but I don't know how to say it.
"p", "p", "p", "p"
"p-k" stands for "penalty kick".
In the beginning, Yabuchi and Asuda couldn't get many points.
But now, they're in a good position.
And the controversy continues.
Four out of six people voted for Yabuchi and Asuda.
"b" comes from "yabu".
What comes from "hyoutan" then?
"koma"?
Among Morning Musume. members,
what doesn't have "dakuo" in its name?
"tenten", "tenten"
gakkigu
tenten
toko
tokohashi
toko
tokohashi
That's not it!
How many?
Including "tokohashi"
Let me read it.
Three.
I'm glad!
"koinobori" is in May.
Then what "takahashi"
is popular and popular with a rapid rise?
lokohatsu
What do we call it?
What was it?
It's not it.
miginobori
gura
"Zekko-cho" climb?
"Zekko-cho" climb.
"Koi" climb in May.
"Unagi" climb.
OK!
We did it!
Really?
We did it!
Really?
We did it!
Yay!
Yaguchi did it!
The only one who can leave is...
Chitose!
Chitose is in trouble.
This is bad! This is bad!
Chitose is in trouble.
There is only one person left!
This is bad! This is bad!
Chitose, you still have a chance!
Let's go!
Which part of beef does it call "lever"?
Meow!
Yes, Chitose!
The tongue is different.
Intestines?
Intestines are intestines!
Liver!
Yes, liver!
Yay!
We did it!
So, how is it, everyone who won?
It's awesome!
I'm so happy!
Thank you!
It looks good, doesn't it? Please eat up!
What's the reason for your defeat, Retsui-san?
Maybe I can't use this button.
No, you used it a lot!
You used it a lot!
After the match, there were six people enjoying flowers and waiting for a terrifying quiz.
And the quiz was...
It's a one-shot reversal of "heaven" and "earth" quiz!
After that, the studio panicked due to the one- shot reversal of "earth" and "earth" quiz!
"Hello, Morning"!
"Hello, Morning" Theater "Until the Bus Comes"
There was a bus stop in one corner of the city that students of "Hello, Morning" girls' school often used.
Is the bus coming yet?
Wow! Good morning!
Oh, my! Oh, my! Oh, my!
I wonder how it gets tangled up.
It's amazing! There are so many kinds of people!
Oh, my! I should study!
Hi!
It's time for "jokes of the world" tomorrow!
Today's joke is...
Indian joke!
Hey, Muto!
Do you know what happened when Gandhi and I got together?
I don't know! Tell me!
Okay, I'll tell you.
When Gandhi was arrested, Gandhi was hanged.
Oh, my! It's too funny!
It's funny for me, too!
It's not funny!
No, no, it's not funny at all!
It's so funny!
Please make it funny!
Really?
Okay!
Okay! Tell me "jokes of the world"!
Okay!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Takahashi Ai's...
Takahashi Ai's "jokes of the world" show!
Today's joke is Italian!
Hey, Versace!
Did you find the cat that ran away?
Oh! Here it is!
You're the worst.
Yeah!
Isn't it funny?
Bravo, bravo, bravo!
It's a joke, isn't it?
You do it.
Yes!
Oh, you're going to do it?
A little?
A little, a little?
Yes!
Oh, my!
Lisa and Lee's "Correct Answer Joke Show"!
Today is "The Netherlands Joke"!
Hey, Kim!
Who is this ball?
This ball is the Netherlands!
Yeah!
Oh, you're the worst!
The Netherlands is the worst!
Isn't it funny?
You have a sense of humor.
You passed!
Wait a minute!
I can do it, too!
Really?
I can do it!
Then you do it.
Okay!
Abenosumi's "Correct Answer Joke Show"!
Today is "The Spain Joke"!
Hi, Rodriguez!
What's wrong with your face?
This orange is Spain!
It's boring!
It's a red card!
Hurry up and study jokes from all over the world!
This is a place for men!
I think you two have more sense of humor than those two!
Oh, I'm so frustrated! I'm trying my best, but...
I have to study...
Good morning!
You must be my grandmother, right?
Good morning!
Grandma!
Your makeup today...
It's very painful, but what's wrong?
Oh, you mean this?
My granddaughter Kemeko told me that this kind of thing is popular these days!
Oh, why?
Still, it's very painful, grandma!
But what's wrong with your makeup?
Well...
After all, when you fall in love...
A woman wants to wear makeup, right?
Grandma, are you in love?
What?!
That's embarrassing!
Hey, grandma!
Um, who's your boyfriend?
You know...um...
Fumimaro Ayanokouji, right?
Oh, that Fumimaro-san! He's so cool!
But I know him, but I don't think it's him.
My boyfriend is Fumimaro-kun's grandfather, Jijimaro-san.
What?! Ayanokouji Jijimaro?!
You know him?!
He's so cool!
He's such a nice guy!
Oh, really?
I'd like to go out with him, but...
Then you should send him an email or something!
I can't do that kind of boring thing!
Oh, I see...
Then what should I do, grandma?
That's it!
Love letters?
Love letters?!
What are love letters?!
Love letters I wrote!
Whoa!
Isn't this an old-fashioned way of writing?!
Oh, it's Jijimaro-san!
I am Ayanokouji Jijimaro.
Oh, there you are!
I've been worried about hay fever lately.
Jijimaro-san!
These are my feelings for you.
Please accept them.
Thank you.
It's amazing!
It's so amazing!
Jijimaro-san!
That's terrible, isn't it, Grandma?
It is, isn't it, Grandma?
Take care of yourself, Grandma.
But...
It's terrible.
Not only is it terrible, but your face is terrible, too.
It's because I put on such cute make-up and put this on, too.
You're too excited, Grandma.
I've even whitened my mouth.
It's a little scary up close, Grandma.
Wow, it's fun!
Jijimaro-san, don't be like that!
Wow, Grandma!
Grandma, you can't do that.
It's better if you do it normally.
But I wonder if you'll get dumped even if you do it normally.
What?
What did you say?
It's a little thoughtful of you.
But, Grandma, it's a little tough, isn't it?
You might want to quit already.
Get up and...
Really?
Oh, the bus is here.
Grandma, let's go.
When we get back, we'll have to talk about how we can be cuter like Kemeko again.
It was a little of a failure, wasn't it, Grandma?
Look, the bus is here!
Grandma!
But if we ride it, everyone will run away.
Why?
It's a little scary, isn't it?
This one's weird, too!
It's our sushi!
What is it?
Sushi?!
It's our sushi!
Sushi?!
It's our new sushi!
What is it?!
It's our new sushi!
YO!
HELLO MORNING!
A key reversal! Heaven and hell quiz!
The members who lost on the quick quiz will place ordeals from the quick quiz table and switch back!
If you win a quick quiz 1 on 1, we'll eat this at the quick quiz table!
If you lose, you'll smoke but no water!
First up! Kei-chan!
Yes!
Who would you like to place ordeals with in the quiz competition?
I want to go there!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
Nacchi!
What is it, Nacchi?
It's fine. I definitely don't want to go there.
[Nacchi's challenge]
A pose for when you're filming with a camera.
In Japan, it's "cheese."
In Korea...
Wait!
Is there anyone who knows what it is?
Yes!
Kimchi!
Yocchi! Thank you!
OK, Kei-chan, you can have a flower viewing seat!
Thank you!
Nan-chan! Nan-chan!
Bye!
Please go on.
But I don't like it here!
I don't like it anymore!
Next, Go-chan! Who will you call for a quiz battle?
What should I do...
Then...
Use your iPhone!
But my iPhone is in a weird place.
Then, here is the question!
Movies like "Terminator", "True Rise", and "Six Days"
Which American movie actors are well-known in Japan?
Shua-chan! Shua-chan!
Shua-chan?
When I was about to eat it, I ate it with red potatoes!
I can't eat it!
How are you?
I don't like it!
Alright!
- Tsui-chan! - Please fight back!
- Tsui-chan! - Yes?
- How do you feel now? - Which one should I choose?
Then, who will you choose for the quiz battle?
Yasuda-san!
You! I was just sitting here!
- Why? Why Kei-chan? - Why?!
It was too late for me to press the button.
The way you look at it is different.
Alright! Good!
Heart?!
Here is the question!
Before Heisei...
Edo period!
- Before Heisei... - What?!
- Before Heisei... - I'll call you again!
- Before Heisei... - I called you again!
- Before Heisei... - Heisei... Showa...
- Can I guess? - No.
- Heisei... - Huh?
- Before Heisei... - Before Heisei... What?
- Heisei... - Taisho!
I was wrong!
- I was wrong! - It can't be helped.
Bye-bye!
Tsui-chan is...
- I'm going to beat you! - Tsui-chan is...
- I'm going to beat you! - Let me go!
I'm going to beat you!
You're so cute!
- It's so good! - It's good!
It's good to bake and eat!
- How's the food? - It's good!
- Is the dessert good? - It's good!
- Is it good? - It's good!
Eat up, please!
- Is the bread good? - It's good!
- Is it good, Tsui-chan? - Yes!
Which do you like better, this one or...
- This one! - This one!
Do you like it better?
- Not good! - Really?
That's right. What a shame.
And with that, this has been the Hanami Ultra Quiz!
Mini-moni Transformation!
In the last episode, the brothers fought fiercely over bread leftovers.
Th-this is... burnt bread from Yosagure City!
They try to cheer up the burnt bread, but to no avail.
Why is the burnt bread burnt like this, Pyon?
Is it because it's burnt?
To find out the reason, Tsuji-pyon transforms into bread, but...
It's burnt.
Even without me, can the three of you manage to do Mini-moni?
Oh no! Tsuji-pyon has fainted!
Tsuji-pyon, it's not like that!
If you weren't there, I wouldn't have fainted!
No, the three of you are better at teamwork.
You hate me.
It's not like that!
Because you're cute!
Really?
Yes! You have to eat it.
That's not fair!
Tsuji-pyon, cheer up!
The good thing about this is that you can eat a lot!
Really?
Yes! If you keep going like this, you'll become a great sumo wrestler!
You have to carry it to the end!
Alright! If you do this, I'll kill you!
Pyon!
It's useless! Stop resisting and come out!
No one can take me!
Tsuji-pyon!
This is going to last a long time!
Boss, let me in!
Tsuji-pyon!
Alright! Leave it to me!
I have something to say!
Shut up! Don't come near me!
Don't come near me! I'll kill you!
No! I won't shoot you!
You're a good guy!
Don't come near me!
You're...
Don't come near me!
You're a good guy!
Are you okay?!
Come on, Chiba! Say it!
I really want to see you do it.
Do it!
Hurry up and do it!
Okay!
Wait! I haven't done it yet!
Chiba!
I'm sorry!
It was my fault!
You just said it!
You just said it! You just said it was my fault!
That's right! You don't know me at all!
I'm done writing it! Give it back!
I'm going to blow it up again!
Wait! Wait!
I'm going to put a weapon in it, too.
Is this a weapon?
Instead of that, listen to me for one thing.
What is it?
Look at this.
This is...
something special...
for you.
M-Mikae!
Why?!
Why did you die?!
Tomekichi's wife, Mikae, left this world suddenly due to an accident.
If you want to cry, then cry as much as you want!
Tomekichi!
I'm glad you're sick, Tsujipyo!
I'm not sick!
Stop it!
Tsujipyo, I just want to eat melon bread!
Let's eat!
Tsujipyo!
Tell us what you think in the comments!
The burnt bread makes me happy.
It does.
I know!
The burnt bread is bitter and no one can eat it!
That's why it's so popular!
Thank you for eating it.
The burnt bread said goodbye to the people of Pyon in order to heal the tired people of Earth.
Goodbye.
You did a good job.
Oh, you're blushing!
It's all thanks to you!
No, it's nothing.
I'll give you a reward.
No, it's nothing.
More! More!
Pyon swore to the burnt bread with determination.
Once again, a strong opponent attacks!
Who will it be?!
Next episode...
Here's your question!
Is it a round or a cross for Pyon's heart?
Or will Charmy lose to Beauty and Conno's happy attack?!
Casters! That is...
Like a rose I want to give to the person I love...
A little...
A caring and admired existence...
Beauty...
Hey, what's with you guys?!
Haropro News's Mako Pio and...
Beauty and Conno!
And the main caster, Charmy Shikara!
Hey, you guys!
Can I say something?
Yes?
Do you know which part of this segment I'm missing the most?!
Ciao!
The only thing I can say without being interrupted by Nakazawa-san...
is this first line!
I... I wanted to try this a little bit, you know?
Well...
It's not like it's going to decrease, you know?
Well, you know?!
Huh?
By the way, Nakazawa-san has already quit this segment, hasn't he?
What are you talking about?!
Nakazawa-san is just taking a break right now!
Hmm...
If I were you, Ishikawa-san, I'd think it'd be a piece of cake!
Huh?!
Bye...
You guys!
Are you looking down on me?!
If you're looking down on me like that...
I'll stick my hand in your ear and make you say that I have a big mouth!
Yes, yes!
Now, let's go with the latest news!
Okay, here we go!
The debut single of former Morning Musume.'s first year...
first unit Sayaka Ichi's "IN CUBIC CROSS" will be released on April 24th!
Yay!
Yes!
The title is "Life Has Already Begun".
The coupling was written by Ichi herself.
I see.
Yes. And Ichi was Goto's educator when she was a girl.
She was a good senior with a great sense of responsibility.
That's right.
I agree.
That's right.
What are you looking at?
Hey, what are you looking at?
Well...
I want to tell you that I can't rely on you.
I see.
I've raised you like a mother.
But you say you can't rely on me?
What?
Okay, fine.
From now on, I'm going to make you cry.
Got it?
What's your answer?
Yes.
Stretch your back.
Okay?
Ms. Ichika, didn't you bend your back just now?
No, I didn't!
You're making a good point!
To tell you the truth...
Well...
Ms. Nakada took a week off last week, didn't she?
Yes.
Well, she's actually in a good mood.
What do you mean?
That's why...
What do you mean?
Ms. Nakada always tells me a lot of things.
Well, you guys are fine.
What are you talking about?
Well, you guys are fine.
I prefer being with you, Ms. Nakada.
What are you talking about?
Happy!
You look young and fresh.
Happy!
Happy suits you.
You have a great aura.
Happy!
I lost!
And now for the latest information about the Kids Audition!
Thank you for applying for the Hello Future and Kids Audition!
Last year, "Morning Girl Love Audition" had 21 applications.
This year, 27,958 applications!
The Hello Future and Kids Audition is about to begin!
Hey, look!
Oh, student part-time jobs are on the rise!
A new drama for melon anniversary has appeared again!
It's called "Get Out! Part-time Job Shibata"!
Yes, I'm here!
Every time, Shibata, Ootani, and Murata will challenge the mysterious part-time jobs that Saito will introduce!
What kind of incidents will unfold?!
"Get Out! Part-time Job Shibata" starts next week! Look forward to it!
Here are some presents from the show!
A digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily than an Olympus,
and an MD player from Gunaliver, a car development network in Japan,
will be presented to each and every one of you!
For more information, please refer to this email address!