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Harmony Ring!
New project!
Girls are playing in their own stadiums?!
Big Laugh Corner Harmony Theater!
Kyo Seijin!
Harmony's new release, Rockstar!
Not only that, but also a new song live for Kantori's daughter Ishikawa Rika!
In the news... No, no, no! Did you know about that?!
School trip season is on fire!
School trip nights can't be without this!
The first time means there's a second time?!
"Haramanei Tuna Sashimi"!
Speaking of spring, new instruments!
Speaking of spring, you can make a lot of new friends!
School trip is perfect for those times!
I'm so excited!
I'm starving!
School trip is perfect for those times!
Where did you go?
We went to Kintakuji!
Kyoto!
I'm from Kyoto, too!
Where did you go?
Do you know Asozan?
Yes, we do!
Before Asozan erupted...
We went there about half a year ago.
Was it fun?
Yes, it was fun!
How about you, Kako?
We went to Hiroshima and saw the atomic bomb!
When you were in elementary school?
Yes!
How about you, Tsujan?
I watched "Kegon no Tagi"!
Where was it?
Speaking of elementary school kids' nights...
Didn't you have anything exciting to do?
No, we didn't!
Did you go to boys' rooms when the teacher wasn't watching?
Did you go to play?
No, we didn't!
After this, the battle continues!
Today, we'll do a classic "makura nage" (pillow fight)
Yay!
It's classic!
Pillow fight!
This time, we'll do a "makura nage" battle between a "gyaguchi" team and a "gyasta" team!
The rules are simple!
Each team will have 10 pillows.
The team with the most pillows wins!
However, when the teacher comes to watch, you have to go into your futon and take a nap!
In addition, after the second half of the match, you have to add 4 more pillows.
This counts as 5 normal pillows!
Who's the teacher?
That's a good question!
Now, let me introduce the teacher who comes to watch!
It's this person!
What's with this music?!
You're scary!
You said you wouldn't answer your phone!
Sensei, you're scary!
I'm sorry for making you wait so long.
Hey! What's with you?!
You're here for 15 hours!
What are you talking about?!
Today, as a strict teacher...
Yes.
Please do your best.
I won't show mercy!
You're scary!
Then, first half! Start!
Now, both teams accept the challenge and throw pillows at each other!
Are pillows filled with memories of school trips or daily grudges?!
This time, it's a pretty dynamic form!
Ishikawa also challenges the loser!
Wait! Here's another hit!
The pillow thrown by Yosuta caught the moon's face perfectly!
But, this doesn't work!
It's pretty scary!
Hey, you guys! Who are you?!
You guys are dirty! Who are you?!
It's me!
Who are you?!
Show me!
Is it you?!
It looks like you're sleeping soundly for now.
Was it my deaf ear?
Ah...
Are you okay, teacher?
Yes, I am.
I understand. Then, in the second half...
Everyone, sleep soundly!
Yes!
Teacher... Teacher's check...
Now! Pillow throwing! Restart!
Oh, no!
Oh, no! What happened to the pillow?
The screen is moving to the left!
Tsuji tries his best!
The ball hits the body of the basket!
The basket is down!
Now, Nakazawa and his team attack at once!
Nakazawa is good at counterattacks and counterattacks!
Hey!
Who is it?
You forgot your underwear!
Who is wearing such a big underwear?
It's embarrassing for girls!
Hey, is it your underwear?
Mom, I'm full.
Grandma.
Grandma?!
Who is wearing such a big underwear?
That's right.
I'm the only one wearing it!
You're wearing it!
Kenta, keep wearing it!
Are you okay, teacher?
I'm okay!
Anyway, I'm a girl, so I'm wearing underwear.
It's embarrassing for girls!
Bring it!
Thank you, teacher!
I'm wearing it!
Now, Iida teacher is here!
Bakuranagi reunion!
Now that they're here, both teams are getting tired.
They can't move at all!
Oh! Ogawa is down!
The same age, Kago is down!
A critical hit to the face! Ogawa is down for sure!
This is okay! Kago apologizes right away!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One! Game over!
We won! We won!
The first half is over!
For now, Yasta team is in the lead! Can Yabuchi team turn things around?!
Sweet, sexy, sexy baby
Like an adult, I wonder if I can give you a good kiss
Like back then, I want to be a sexy woman
I bought those clothes on purpose
Because they look good on me, they're a little too flashy
If I stay as I am now, I won't look back at that person
I don't want to lie, it's my own feelings
I'm so immature, I don't even need to count
Sexy baby
Like an adult, I wonder if I can give you a good kiss
Like back then, I want to be a sexy woman
I'm so immature
Like an adult, I wonder if I can give you a good kiss
Like back then, I want to be a sexy woman
Ah, sexy baby
I want to pull an adult-like lipstick
But I can't be a colorful woman like that girl
Sexy Baby
Until the bus arrived at the Haromoni Theater,
there was a bus stop in a corner of the city that Haromoni Girls' Academy students often used.
Huh?
Wow! Huh?
Ah!
Hey!
Huh?!
I saw it!
Good morning, teacher!
Good morning, Yabuchi-san!
Teacher, is this true?
Are you getting married?
That's right...
Are you serious?!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Good morning, Yabuchi-san!
Are you not getting enough sleep?
That's right...
The reporters chased me around...
I'm so tired...
That's right...
I'm so tired, teacher...
Then, until the bus arrives,
why don't you sit down?
Really?
It's still open.
Oh my...
What a nuisance...
No, it's fine.
I'll stand up and wait for you.
No, you can't do that!
Then...
Um...
I'll...
be careful!
No...
You look scared.
You should stop.
No!
It's fine!
Oh my...
I can't allow this.
It's everyone's bench.
Then, I'll go!
I'm counting on you.
Huh?
Hey!
What's with that attitude?!
What?!
Don't be silent and say something!
Say something!
Huh?
That side is scary.
- It's that way, right? - Teacher, please go there.
- What? - I'm scared.
- I'm scared, too. I don't like people reading that kind of newspaper. - I'm scared, too.
- I don't like people reading that kind of newspaper. - Teacher, please go there by yourself.
- I'm scared. - Please go there by yourself. - I don't like it.
What are you talking about?
Huh? Wait a minute.
- Aren't you Iida-san? - Are you Iida-senpai?
Oh, teacher, you're right about me.
Senpai, what are you wearing like that in a place like this?
Oh, I'm working at a construction site right now.
- Huh? - Huh?
But you graduated from school and your job at the bank was decided, right?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
That's right, but...
I thought it would be better for girls to get jobs in the future.
- So I quit the bank and came here. - Wow!
- Well, that might be good, too. - Yeah.
- It might be pretty cool, too. - Teacher, please sit down.
- You must be tired. - Oh, really?
- Yeah. - Oh, thank you. I'm sorry.
Here we go.
No, no!
- Are you okay?! - No, I'm not okay.
- Iida-san, are you okay? - Are you okay?
No, no.
This bench...
- It's still worn out, isn't it? - That's right!
- Hey, it hurts! - Are you okay?
- I'll fix it for you. - Oh!
- Really?! - It's easy.
- No, you're amazing! - Is it okay?
- You're so cool, senpai! - You're so cool!
- This is what it's like to be a hard worker! - Yeah!
- Are you okay now? - Really?
- Thank you! You fixed me up! - Hey!
- I'm so happy! - Senpai, it's like a skit!
- Are you okay?
- It's a skit, right? - Are you okay?
- No! I didn't fix you up! - I want you to fix me up!
- It hurts! - No!
- Why? - You didn't fix me up!
- You're right! - Isn't this...?
- Wait, it's too heavy!
- Yagi-san, fix me up!
Now, isn't this fine?
Wait a minute...
Is it okay?
I think it's okay.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
It's okay.
I'm scared, though.
Look!
Ah!
It's true!
It's okay!
Isn't it?
I lost confidence.
No, it's not like that.
Senpai, you don't intend to do that, do you?
Let's stop working.
I think you should do that, but you brought the newspaper with you.
S-sad.
Yeah.
It's late.
Yeah.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Something smells fishy.
It's time for Hitomiya-san's correct joke!
Today's correct joke is...
"Supain joke (edited by harufuro news)".
Hey, Ishikawa!
I'm Jeremy!
What is it?
Hey you!
Do you know the world's most popular joke in Spain, "Japanese food"?
I don't know!
Tell me!
I know it!
The most popular Japanese food in Spain is...
Do you know it?
I don't know it at all!
I'm scared!
I don't know what you're talking about!
Do you know it?
It's funny!
It's definitely funny!
It's funny!
It's funny, right?
No way! I laugh every week!
It's funny! It's definitely funny!
Let's go!
It's...
Flamenco!
There's a lot of people!
It's fun!
That's weird!
Hey! Lucy! Lucy! Come on up!
Yeah! Lucy! Come on!
She's not here.
There she is! There she is!
Hey! Come on!
Isn't that Ishikawa?
Yeah, she's a sad person.
Hey, Lucy!
What are you doing?!
Hey!
Ouch!
See?
She got us.
That's how it is.
Well, then...
See you next week.
Hey!
Leave Lucy alone!
Is Lucy dead?
Hey!
Oh, she's alive.
Oh, it hurts.
I'm glad you're alive.
Cows...
They're sad.
Cows?
Cows are sad...
And they took Charmy...
I'm an old woman now.
Ishikawa!
Come on!
Why is Ishikawa a cow today?
I don't know.
That's why it's Ishikawa.
Ms. Kakuro!
What's up with the middle school concert?
Well...
There was an elementary school student in make-up.
So I told her not to go.
But she's scary.
She's really scary.
But you know...
The granddaughter of the old woman in Yasuda.
Isn't she an elementary school student?
No, she's not.
She's an elementary school student who's always alone.
What?!
Who is it?
Oh, it's her!
It's a school teacher!
She's not the elementary school student who's always alone!
But she has a great make-up.
She should get her make-up fixed.
You're beautiful.
No, you're more beautiful.
No, you're more and more beautiful.
No, you're more and more and more and more beautiful.
Oh, my goodness!
Why are you so beautiful?
It's really gross.
Why do you say that?
Because it's gross, right?
It's gross, you're right.
She probably knows that we're so beautiful.
No, she doesn't!
There's no way you know that!
You look like you don't know anything.
Even you know that!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You're not an old lady!
You should get your make-up fixed when you go to school!
You don't have to wear make-up when you're young like us!
That's right!
But people like you who need to hide their wrinkles and so on...
...need strong make-up!
You're lying!
Don't call me an old lady!
I'm sorry, teacher.
It costs money.
What?
But elementary school students don't need make-up, right?
That's right!
Stop wearing make-up!
Even you know that!
Just a little bit.
You all know that, but you're not convincing.
Right?
If someone who doesn't wear make-up told you, you'd listen, right?
But, teacher?
Huh?
Is there anyone who doesn't wear make-up around here?
Who doesn't wear make-up...
Ah!
Huh?
It's you, Himi!
Look!
It's that old lady!
That old lady definitely doesn't wear make-up!
That's right!
She definitely doesn't wear make-up!
Then, let's ask her to be careful!
That's right!
But, I wonder where she is today...
Then, let's look for her!
That's right!
Old lady!
You don't have to wear make-up!
What is it?
I'm here!
Teacher!
Huh?
The old lady is here!
She's here!
I'm glad!
But...
That's right!
What is it?
Wow!
Old lady!
What's wrong with you?
What's with that face?
What do you mean?
I'm just wearing your make-up!
Huh?
A woman has to wear make-up no matter how old she is!
It's not make-up...
It's make-up!
Ahem!
Oh!
You girls are wearing make-up, too!
That's good!
Keep wearing make-up!
Keep escalating!
Keep getting prettier like me!
No!
I'm not wearing make-up!
Me, neither!
Why not?
I'm not wearing make-up!
Why not?
It's pretty, isn't it?
It's not pretty...
It's pretty, isn't it?
I'm not wearing make-up, either!
Me, neither!
Then I'm not wearing make-up, either!
Huh?
Then I'm not wearing make-up, either!
No, no, teacher!
You don't have to wear make-up!
Why?
Because I don't want to see it!
Huh?
What do you mean?
Many reasons.
Which do you prefer, me or this old lady?
Well...
She's pretty, isn't she?
But, old lady...
She's pretty, isn't she?
Old lady!
Hello, Morning!
Second half!
Start!
Ouch!
Oops!
The recreational player makes a mistake!
Is he threatening the opponent team?
But, a scratch there!
Old lady, hang in there!
Old lady!
Old lady, are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
Old lady, are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
Hey! Look around you!
Oh! Here it is!
Your favorite drink!
Drink up!
Then I'll drink it.
Drink up!
Old lady, would you like a drink?
Drink up!
Thank you!
You're still in high school, aren't you?
Can't I?
You can't!
Got it.
Old lady...
Are you sure?
I'll drink it.
Drink up!
Here comes the teacher!
Throw the ball again!
Both teams are exhausted,
but they're still throwing with all their strength!
Suji, wake up!
Oh! Suji! Suji! Suji is still sleeping!
What's going on?
I want to go home!
Ah!
Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
Why did you throw it away?
I didn't throw it away!
Yes! The team won!
Why did you do it like that?
The score is...
Yasuda team, 17 points!
Yaguchi team, 23 points!
The winner is...
Thank you for your hard work, everyone!
Yasuda team won!
Alright! It was fun, wasn't it, everyone?
It was fun!
It was fun, wasn't it?
Anyway...
It was the pillow throwing competition!
Good night!
I can't do it anymore...
Let's go to sleep!
Good night!
Ah... I'm tired...
Minimoni On Stage!
Gather on stage!
Good morning!
Wow, you all look energetic!
Is it because you eat breakfast properly every morning?
Yes!
Then, what kind of breakfast do you eat today?
Don't hit me!
What's in it, Suzy?
In the morning, I eat hamburger, rice, and sausage.
In the afternoon, I eat curry udon, two squid rice bowls, and two strawberries at school.
That's all you eat in the morning, right?
I think that's about it.
I also eat rice and rice balls.
It's like homemade food, isn't it?
What about you, Mika-pyon?
The natto from the rice soup is also delicious.
Natto only?
Natto only.
It's delicious to eat natto with rice.
Japanese food?
Yes, Japanese food.
Oh, yeah!
Natto is delicious!
Don't eat natto!
Don't eat it! Leave it to me!
My boss always puts ice next to rice and eats it while eating breakfast.
What kind of attitude is that?
Everyone in front of the TV should also eat breakfast properly! Do you understand, pyon?
Yaguchi-san
Momo, Momo, this week's ceremony looks like it's going to be fun!
Is that so?
I can't believe a girl named Yaguchi-san is so lively!
Really! Dad, you like her, don't you?
Oh, my! Which do you like more, me or Yaguchi-san?
I'm just kidding, Momo!
If you don't like it either...
Momo!
Yes!
Isn't it time to wake up the kids?
Yes!
You're right!
You two! If you don't hurry up, you'll be late for school!
Okay!
Welcome!
Mom!
Yes?
I'm fine with just silver today.
You can't! You have to eat breakfast properly!
I see...
Mom!
Yes?
Leave it like this.
What?
Hey!
Yes?
Isn't this a little too much?
It's because you're so loud!
I can't help it!
I'm leaving for school.
See you later!
Ah, why did you leave some bread crumbs for me?
You're spiteful!
Why?
You're spiteful!
You're not good to mom who cooks for you!
You eat too much and get fat.
You have a bad breath and smell like poop.
But the teacher said you can't leave any crumbs for me.
I didn't say that!
You did!
When did you say that?
Before this.
I told you last time!
What year, what month, what day, what hour, what minute, what second...
When did you say it?!
- That again?! - That's right.
I said it in Heisei 14, March 3rd, 3 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 10 minutes!
- You didn't say it?! - You didn't say it?!
- I said it! - That...
3 o'clock, 3 o'clock, 3 minutes, what is it?
It's that day!
Because at that time...
Hiro, wait for me!
- That's what you said, right? - I didn't say it!
Because I was looking around, and Kago-chan was looking, and...
- I'm a big fan of yours! - Who are you?!
My father is Yaguchi-chan, but...
- If you were me... - I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm lying, I'm lying!
Both of you, stop fighting!
Like Zomio said, you shouldn't waste food, okay?!
What is it?!
- What is it?! - What is it?!
- It's so cute! - It's so cute!
T-this is...
It's a low-budget Kogepan!
It's so cute!
You know it anyway, right?
Kogepan is very popular among children and old people on Earth!
You'll fall for that mischievous act of his!
Because I'm mischievous, I'll attack you with a really dark attack!
But boss, you're just staring at me. What are you here for?
Hmm, I don't know, pyon.
Then, in order for it to get brighter, let's all play together, pyon!
Yeah!
Let's get started!
Dalma-san fell!
Oh, she's moving a little, pyon.
Feels good!
Dalma-san fell!
Feels good, pyon!
She fell a little, though!
Why is the burnt bread moving this much, pyon?
Hmm...
Because it's burnt?
Then, I'll transform into bread and go home!
I'll go look for the cause, pyon!
What?!
Transform!
[Burned up]
It's burning up!
You're going to throw me away anyway, aren't you?
What?! Tsuji-pyon's been burned up, pyon?!
Could this be a conspiracy of the Kogepans who burn everyone up and force them to do it?!
That's right!
Tsuji-pyon, don't get burned up and play with me for a moment!
Even without me, at least the three of you can do it, right?
You can do it!
At least the three of you can do it, right?
Tsuji-pyon's been burned up!
Now, here's the question. What kind of fan was Kogepan originally?
You have to say it today or you'll be in trouble!
Okay!
It was a little hard to sleep at night.
When I opened the window and went to sleep, a little bird came to me.
Even if I woke up, I couldn't get up.
Little bird, thank you very much.
Hello, Pro News Caster! I'm Jiamin!
As expected of a senior!
Hello, Jiamin!
You guys have to say it today or you'll be in trouble!
Okay!
Why are your clothes so flashy even though you're trainees?
Why are you wearing strawberry-shaped clothes?
Because I'm young!
That hurts!
I just realized how Nakazawa-san feels for the first time.
Even if you say you're young, you're only two or three years older!
Because I'm Ichigo-chan.
Because I'm Ichigo.
Jiamin wants to wear Ichigo, too!
Okay, viewers! Please introduce yourselves!
Okay! I'm in charge of information!
I'm Makopi Ogawa!
Well done!
I'm in charge of behind-the-scenes information!
I'm in charge of beauty!
Am I beautiful today, too?
You're beautiful!
I'm sure you've heard of me somewhere in the middle of it.
What? Maccopy?
Maccopy?
I'm Beauty.
Beauty? I thought you were Beauty, too.
Oh, well.
You're making me jump from the beginning.
I'm afraid I'm going to lose, but come with me.
Yes!
Sexy master, Rika (Morning Musume) is releasing her first new single this year.
It will be released this Wednesday and Saturday!
Yes!
As a new member, Mai Satoda's "country musume" has joined and released her first single!
Was it "beauty"?
Yes!
Do you have any information about "beauty"?
Yes, I do!
Well, we have an interviewer here, so I'd like to interview you in person.
Um, I don't think you need a microphone for this.
Yes!
I'm Ishikawa, but my real name is Charmy Ishikawa.
Your real name is Charmy and your name is Ishikawa?
That's right!
Actually, we're half Ishikawa.
Oh, really?
Beauty?
Yes?
Do you have any information about "beauty"?
Well, we have an interviewer here, so I'd like to interview you in person.
I don't think you need an interviewer for this.
But Beauty told me!
What kind of beauty are you?
Hey, don't have fun in your own world!
Yes!
Really...
Here's the next news!
"country musume" and "beauty" Mika-chan has...
released a very useful and fun English conversation book on April 10th!
The title of the book is "Mika's Cool English Conversation".
When Mika was in elementary school, she participated in the swimming club.
She was particularly good at butterfly.
That's all from Beauty!
Hey, Beauty!
Don't you have anything else?
Save it for the next time.
You too.
You too!
That's all for this week.
That's all for Hello! Project News!
Bye!
Wait a minute! Tell me about it!
Bye!
I'm sorry!
Senior!
Right!
I'm sorry!
That's all for this week!