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Dance, dance, exciting!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's dance in!
The second Harami Dance Battle!
Today is the second of the popular dance battles!
We will make the last dance battle even more exciting!
Is there anyone important?
No one!
Who is it?
Then let's have her come up!
She is a dancing actress who just made her debut, Iida-sensei!
Hello, everyone!
It's been a while!
I feel like you've incorporated a new dance style!
I'm sorry, I studied a little in New York!
In New York!
Do you know Iida-sensei?
Iida-sensei...
She's a good dancer!
I like her!
I'm a little scared of dancing in that scene...
Good morning!
The second popular dance battle!
Yaguchi and Yoshizawa fight against each other once more!
Nakata-sensei is crying!
Is he going to regret this?
Kikosaru vs. Pyon Seijin!
Next, they will use their ultimate technique!
From now on, it's music from all over the world and dancing!
There is a little love story hidden in your heart.
For example...
I really fight with you a lot.
Leave me alone!
What is the cause this time?
Anything is fine, right?
I can't go out with you every time.
Isn't it bad luck anyway?
See you!
What?!
You could have said something nice about me.
Megumi!
Are you alone today?
Did you two fight again?
You two fight a lot, don't you?
Both of you.
Let's go.
Hurry up and get in.
I'm sorry about the other day.
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After this, Goto Ishikawa's special dance will explode!
The second, Harmony Dance Competition!
This time too, they will battle with different dances, divided into two teams!
The judge will of course be this person, Ms. Iida!
The first round will be world music dance!
In the first round, two representatives from each team will battle in world dance music!
The music will run from "long dance" to "hawaiian"!
Are there any key points?
Like "if you hold it down here"...
Of course, everyone's hearts and gazes are the most important.
As expected, dancing that makes people bored doesn't convey your heart, so please sing with all your heart!
Sing?
Yes, please sing!
Yes, please dance!
Each team will decide their representative and music at an in-depth strategy meeting!
The Abe team will represent "kago" and "konna"!
The guest team will represent "takahashi" and "kiji"!
Well then, Abe team...
Let's "dancing" with "mambo"!
"Mambo" too!
What do you think of our dance?
It's my first time seeing Konno-san dancing like that.
Good job, Konno!
Let's dance with Team Yasuda's "Firameiko"!
Thank you!
Well, Ms. Iida, what do you think of that?
Of course, it's funny, but you're dancing, aren't you?
Normally.
But you were dancing like crazy.
Well, first match! Which team won?
Ms. Iida, please judge.
Both of them were good, but...
Which one?
Ms. Iida won!
Wow!
As expected of Ms. Iida!
Well, I said it first, didn't I?
Tsuji-chan, you locked love and gaze.
Lovely!
The second round is a dance battle using small tools!
In the second round, two representatives from each team will use the small tools in front of them for a dance battle!
I'd like you to show me some examples...
Yes!
Of course.
Oh, please do.
Here you go.
Thank you, Yuko.
What will you do?
Let's see... How about a ghost?
Oh!
Ms. Iida, isn't your cloak in the way?
Oh, it's already part of me.
Okay! Ms. Iida, please.
Yes!
Is it okay?
Thank you.
Oh, it's in the way!
It's all over me!
Okay, music, start!
Ms. Iida!
She's good!
As expected!
Oh!
She's cool!
Ms. Iida!
Ms. Iida, as expected!
As expected of you!
Ms. Iida! The point of this dance is...
That's right!
Holding a ball and bolting! Just kidding!
We don't know if Ms. Iida's example was helpful or not,
but as a result of the strategy meeting,
Team YASUTA chose their little brother, YASUTA,
and Team ABE chose Ishikawa and Ninaki as representatives.
Now, Team YASUTA, let's dance with your tools!
What should I do?
What? What should I do?
Is this okay, teacher?
What should I do?
What? What? What?
I don't know! What should I do?
Junki? Yes?
You don't have any sense!
I don't know!
I don't know what to do with this kind of tool!
Dad? You don't have any sense!
I'm sorry!
Well then, Mami team's tool is dancing!
Dance! Dance!
I'm Hiyoko!
I'm Yama!
I'm Hiyo!
I won!
Gold medal!
Well, how was it, teacher?
Her dance moved me very much. What was the theme?
Well...
Kabu-nuki.
Her name is Kabu-nuki!
Bravo!
Which team won the second round?
I chose Kabu-nuki.
Which team won the second round?
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrived at the "Hello, Morning!" theater,
it was a bus often used by students of "Hello, Morning!" girls' school in one corner of the city.
Good morning!
Oh my, when will you fix that hair of yours?
Oh my, how old is he?
Oh well.
Good morning!
Good morning you two!
Um, Abe-senpai, please tell us!
Please!
What is it?
I'm not good at sports, so I can't teach you about basketball. Sorry!
Um, not basketball, but I want you to teach me about studying.
Yes!
Studying!
Studying! Studying! If it's studying, I'm a little good at it, so it's okay!
You're famous for being the best at studying in high school.
That's right! I can do it, I can do it! So ask me anything!
Yes!
There's Einstein's relativistic theory, right?
Yes!
Relati...
That theory has a special relativistic theory and a general relativistic theory, right?
Yes!
Because I don't write that difference very well.
Yes!
So I want you to teach me about it!
I want you to teach me about that difference!
Yes!
Um...
I see, I see...
But you know, I'm busy studying right now, so can you teach me about it later?
Teach me about it now!
Please!
Teach me about it!
Teach me about it now!
Please!
Sheesh! She said she's busy studying!
Teach me about it later!
Please!
What?!
That's impossible!
Do something about this!
You idiot!
Sheesh! I'm sweating!
There's so many weird people!
Einstein! Einstein! Einstein! Einstein! What is that?
Oh, isn't that a bus?
Hi!
What are you wearing like that?! Good morning!
Commuter's world's largest train has arrived!
Today we have England's...
Scotland's joke!
What's with you, Henry?!
Can you even drink whiskey?!
Just a little.
A little whiskey and a little...
Just a little.
This is fun! This is fun!
See you next week!
See you next week?!
That's not cool, Mr. Yoshida!
Wait, why does he have that?!
Wow! I knew it!
Is the bus not here yet?!
That hurt!
Huh?! That voice is...
Grandma!
It's been a while! Good morning!
Oh, good morning.
Oh, it's me.
You're my granddaughter, Kemeko's boyfriend's older sister, right?
That's right!
Kemeko-chan is always taken care of by my little brother, Abe Kawamochi!
Oh, you're the one who's taken care of me, Kemeko!
Kemeko said something about you, but Kawamochi-kun is cute just like you!
That's not true!
Kemeko-chan is just like you, Grandma!
She's not cute at all!
Isn't that Japanese funny?
Not cute...
Isn't it funny?
I'm sorry!
Grandma, I'm sorry! I made a little mistake.
Oh, by the way, Grandma, I just came out of the beauty salon, but...
Where does it hurt, Grandma?
Oh, recently...
My back hurts a little...
Oh, your back hurts...
They gave me an injection, but it still hurts...
W-where?
I-I think it's around here, but...
W-what are you doing, Grandma?!
What is it?
I got a little injection!
Grandma!
Don't touch me!
Grandma, don't touch me!
Grandma! Grandma, it hurts, doesn't it?!
Don't touch me!
Hurry up and get me pulled out of the hospital!
What's wrong with you, Grandma?!
Are you okay, Grandma?!
Take care of yourself, Grandma!
Well, doctors are doctors, but Grandma is still Grandma, right?!
I'm a little surprised...
There are so many weird people!
Einstein's book...
Dr. Nakazawa!
Good morning!
Huh?
Humans...
It's sad...
No, Dr. Nakazawa is always so energetic!
Why do you have such a sad face?!
Actually...
I was rejected again...
I knew it...
I see...
Oh, but...
How are you?
Cheer up, doctor!
Life is long...
No!
Wait a minute...
Is this your first time?
You don't know it yet!
I'm already 99 years old!
If you laugh like that, you won't be able to go to school!
But...
What should I do?
If this is all...
I'm in trouble...
What should I do?
Ma'am! Ma'am!
It seems like the doctor rejected you again!
She's saying she's sad!
What should we do?
Then, how about this?
Um...
How about you comfort that pretty boy, Ayano Koji and Fumimaro?
Huh?
You're saying you understand me, right?
Of course!
Cheer up!
I heard rumors about you!
Look!
Come on, doctor! You don't have to cry!
You don't know me at all!
I'll say it!
To me...
I don't know!
This is bad!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
Um...
How about you comfort Ishikawa-san?
How about this? How about this?
I...
...don't like old people.
Double shock.
I'm going home.
Wait, teacher!
Where are you going?
It's too dark to go to school.
You can't.
Why don't you go to school and say you were dumped?
You have to go.
I can't go.
You're a teacher. You have to go.
I don't want to.
You're dead.
You're a teacher.
Get out of here.
You're a teacher.
Even if you're sad, the students are waiting for you.
You have to go.
Go now.
Wait, teacher!
You have to go to school and say you were dumped.
I don't know when you'll see me again.
The bus is here!
See?
A lot of people have changed.
It's just the first test.
The third round is a dance battle of themes!
In the third round, draw three cards and put that theme into the dance battle!
Ms. Iida, do you have any tips for this?
Well...
Yes!
Well, make yourself a theme and express your face.
Face?
Is it a face?
That's right.
A face is a part of a woman, isn't it?
It's a man's face!
Both teams have chosen their themes.
Abe's team is "taco", "i'm", "taco-chan", and "bunny-chan".
Yashida's team is "osumou-san", "dachou", and "speed skater".
Let's do it!
Well, let's go!
Let's dancing!
Y'all, ready, please!
It's a man's "taco"!
It's a man's "bunny"!
It's a man's "taco"!
It's a man's "bunny"!
Yes!
I'm Akako-chan!
I'm Atsushi-chan!
I'm Akako-chan!
I'm Nacchan!
I'm Amari-chan!
Great! Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Thank you, everyone!
How was it, Ms. Mina?
Thank you very much!
Great!
This is my first teamwork!
Let's celebrate!
It's the team! Let's dancing!
Great!
You didn't practice, did you?
No, we didn't.
We practiced.
How was it, Ms. Mina?
What are you talking about?
How was it?
It's difficult!
Everyone is getting better and better!
I like it!
Who will be the judge of the third round?
It's difficult!
Who will be the judge of the third round?
It's difficult!
Teamwork is important!
I think you did well!
Thank you very much!
Keep dancing and dancing!
I will do my best!
That's all for the second round of dance battle!
What's that?
It's a monkey!
Catch it!
It's a monkey!
The boss and the girls tried to catch it with many different ways...
It's a monkey!
It's a banana!
What's going on?
Tsujipyon and the monkey have become close friends!
It's getting worse!
Tsujipyon has become a monkey!
If we don't do something, Tsujipyon will become a complete monkey!
Boss!
Yes?
It's a rule to catch it with a dog...
That's the only way!
I'm interested!
It's coming!
A tree!
I'm scared!
Help me!
Boss, what should we do?
We should be stronger than monkeys.
- Dogs! - Yes!
- In the garden, right? - Yes!
- Then, in the cage! - We'll be dogs!
- Yes! - No!
- No in America!
Did you like it?
Born in Hawaii...
What?!
The wife of a family member...
Born in Nara, right?!
That's a big deal!
Nara?
This is the only way to get back the governor's title!
Oh, it's a good title!
Good title!
Have a good trip!
What?!
If you don't mind, I'd like one, too.
What are you two doing?!
I'll take it!
It's too late.
What the heck?!
Last time, Tsujidon and a college student had a fierce clash with a cage that came from Tokyo.
Hit me!
Stop it!
Stop it, you two!
What?!
I can't stand this anymore!
Don't fight, you two!
They're looking away.
Don't fight about me!
No, no.
We're not fighting about you.
Mikako's usual cry brought despair to this classroom.
I'm sorry! Bye-bye!
She said "bye-bye" and left.
Yeah.
I see, Mika-chan. I get it now.
What?! Now you get it?!
It was my fault.
No, it was my fault.
No, it was my fault!
Was it my fault?
No, it was my fault.
You bastard!
Here we go again!
What?!
That ghost!
Let's run for help!
Help us!
It's a ghost!
What?!
It's a pi-pi-pi-pipoangel!
In the game world, the vacuum cleaner is the greatest weapon-pyon!
Yes! With Piposaru 2001, you can vacuum your underwear!
Hey, everyone! Let's go!
Piposaru 2001, you can vacuum your underwear!
I hope Tsujipyon will be honest.
I hope he'll be funny!
Well then, Tsujipyon...
See you later!
Heave-ho!
Wow!
We did it, Piposaru!
Awesome!
The Piposaru that came this time...
Were evacuated by Tsujipyon's dogs, but...
Today, Piposaru has a lot of friends!
This summer...
They'll come and attack us from time to time!
Boss, can I have a refill?
Huh? No...
I have a bad feeling about this...
Yes, ma'am!
Wait for me!
It's long!
Finally, Pyon's spirit has been defeated.
Really?
A mysterious burnt guy is coming!
Next episode!
Mama, my teeth are burnt!
Hello, Pro News! I'm Chia Mishika!
Ouch!
Cedar pollen is really painful, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Hello, Pro News! I'm Chia Mishika!
It's hard, isn't it?
Yes, it's hard!
It's the first time for me to see someone wearing a mask during the show.
It's really painful!
It's painful...
Yes!
It's good for TV to change like that, isn't it?
Shut up, Pyon!
Don't worry! I'm totally fine!
It's just... it's just a cold and my nose is itching!
Are you really sick?
Are you okay?
Yes! Then, here is the first news!
The music video for "Finding Idols", which has been closed for about three years, will be released on April 3rd!
"Finding Idols" will be released on April 3rd!
"Finding Idols" is a program that Nakazawa is very fond of.
This time, two videos have been put together for the DVD.
It has an unreleased video.
I think it contains a video that was tough to broadcast,
but I think it's a pretty fun content.
Nakazawa Yuko, who was the first and third generation MC of "Finding Idols",
is doing her best for this program,
even if it means cutting herself off.
She is doing her best for this program.
She is full of charms.
"Finding Idols" has ended, so this time, Nakazawa Yuko will pour her life into "harmony".
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Do you want me to put more effort into "harmony"?
No, no.
"Harmony" is fine like this.
Wait a minute!
As long as you do your best, I'll just follow you.
"Harmony" is relaxed and fun.
It's a must-see for fans!
This DVD and video!
Everyone, please watch them!
Here is the next news!
Morning Musume.'s single "soda we are live" which was released in February
will be released as a single on April 10th!
That's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
This time, it's not only about the promotional video.
The second song is "soda we are live"'s making video.
I think this is also a video that fans can't get enough of.
That video is also included in the DVD.
The price is 1260 yen!
It's cheap!
It's great!
It's not even 100 yen per person!
It's cheap!
That's right, but that's not all.
Will you enjoy it?
Here is a sad announcement.
From next week, two weeks from now...
Oh my!
Tama-san is taking a break!
Why are you so happy?
An amazing girl will come, right?
I think it's training.
I'm not doing it anymore.
No, no.
Just two weeks off.
No, no, no.
I can't, I can't.
Can you do it for me, too?
You're always so young and funny.
After this, who will we meet in the L.Teams?
I heard you, I heard you!
Now, I want to go all the way to Hawaii!
I'm sorry.
Go all the way?
I'm proud of you!