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Harambe Dajale Championship!
Yay!
Anyway!
Yes!
Since we had a strong request from our members,
Dajale Championship came back again!
Yay!
Who requested it?!
Me!
How about you, C-members?
I don't have any new ideas, but...
You don't have any new ideas?!
Not at all!
This time, we're going to give away
Dajale-made tools!
Yay!
Huh?
But you know...
Huh?
We don't need fire extinguishers, do we?
We have electricity!
We don't have a place to put them, do we?
Well, Iida-san, you've been using parasols for a while now, right?
Of course you're going to use them again this time, right?
We don't need parasols!
That's too bad...
Well, there will be items you'll be happy about later on,
so you can aim for what you want and do Dajale,
or you can do Dajale because you don't care!
Okay!
That's all!
Oh, wait!
Who wants to see Yuu-chan do Dajale?!
Yay!
I didn't know you were going to do Dajale!
I knew you were going to do Dajale!
Hurry up and do it!
Um...
Older people might know better than me.
But...
The one playing the triplet...
horse...
is Ohyo-san!
Do you know?
Yay!
I know!
The answer is...
Ohyoi-san is doing it, so I asked Ohyoi-san.
Hello, morning! Yay!
And so, the Dachane Championship has returned!
A new item has appeared, and it looks like a lot of fun!
A new character has been born in Hello, Morning!
A rebellious foreigner, and Kemeko's boyfriend is...
A strong appearance for the strong!
A fast-moving opponent has appeared!
And so, the Dachane Championship has returned!
What's going on?
What?
What do you mean "what"?
She suddenly got sick and said hello in front of everyone and left.
Ayumi, tell her you love her and then tell her...
Even though you said yes, why?
I don't know what you're talking about, but I don't know what you're talking about.
Make it in time!
[toilet flushing]
[music]
The program is looking forward to your love anniversary.
After this, a new item will also appear.
Dajale Championship Start!
I've been thinking about it all the time!
Ohyo-san!
I was in a hurry! I'm tired!
Can I say it?
I'm a liar!
Do-liar!
Why?!
I'm angry!
Do!
Don't!
Since it's hard for a little kid like me to understand, Boo...
Can I say it?
Hey, Bob, Michelangelo...
Can you buy it and manage it for me?
Why?!
Do you need this?
I'm glad I didn't say it.
I just wanted you to see my face.
Anyway...
New item!
Let's go!
We are like...
The living...
The Carrot...
Yes, yes, the Carrot...
Cagonda!
Great!
Alright!
Ah, green rain...
Without a trace, a sweet journey...
The field of love...
Good job!
Ah, I can't do it!
I have to put on mascara!
Thank you!
I don't need it!
I'll do it!
Excuse me, please give me this!
Excuse me, payments will be through cash, not ribbon.
- It's an interesting idea. - Please, give me.
Give me.
I don't need it!
No, but please.
There isn't anything like cash, there is more than cash in my house!
Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
Why do you say such things!
Oh, I'm drunk.
Let me out! Let me out! Let me out, Boo!
Like that.
That's enough!
I'm hungry.
Otaru's grave.
That's good!
That's smart!
Mouth-to-mouth.
Wait a minute.
If you don't bite, you'll succeed.
Here I go!
Oh, why are you Romeo?
Oh, why are you Juliet?
Did you call me?
I'm getting vegetables.
It's a perfect Christmas.
I'm really happy in my head.
That's good!
What's this?
Hataki.
Popinaki?
That's good!
That's new.
Oh, Amiga?
What was it?
If you remember it, do it later.
Kaori!
Yes!
What's your name?
Nutch.
Oh, right. Dog-biter.
Why?!
"Dog-biter." "Dog-biter."
"Bye-bye," "thank you," "goodbye," "mupu!"
"I love you," "with you," "mupu!"
I know what it is.
What is it?
Here's the next important item!
What is it?!
HARO Morning!
Until the bus arrived at Haro Moni Theater...
Haromoni Girls' School students often used this bus stop in one corner of the city.
Happy!
What's with her?
Happy!
Huh?
Isn't that Kono-san from the middle school club?
What's wrong?
Humans... are sad, aren't they?
Huh?!
Humans... are sad, aren't they?
Is something wrong?
When I woke up in the morning...
I saw a bear under my eye!
You don't have to worry about that!
No!
A bear under my eye...
Huh?
That's too sad!
It's like you're looking at me!
Huh?!
You're Niigaki-san from the middle school club.
What's wrong?
Humans... are sad, aren't they?
Are you sad, too?!
Why?!
When I woke up in the morning...
I saw a bear under my eye!
That happens all the time!
No!
A bear under my eye...
It's too painful!
I understand how you feel, but...
Right? It doesn't matter!
No! With this eyebrow, I can't live anymore!
I can't live anymore either!
What are you saying?
You can't whine like that!
You have to live well! Right?
What was that?!
You're talking too much today!
I'm happy to hear that!
What eyebrows are thick?!
You have a bear under your eye!
I have thick eyebrows...
I have a bear under my eye...
My cheeks are red...
My nose is oily...
My shoes are thick...
I can't memorize kanji...
I can't sleep well because of cold...
But I've been trying my best!
I have something I don't like about me...
Before I start whining, I have to make an effort!
Ishikawa-senpai, I understand!
Just like Ishikawa-senpai, we won't lose and will do our best!
It's a promise!
Yes!
Ouch!
Huh? Does it hurt?
It hurts!
I'm sorry!
Let's go to the hospital!
No, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
Sensei, did you see that?
I saw it! Ishikawa-san, you're under a lot of stress!
It's getting worse!
It happens!
It happens all the time!
I was so worried about you!
Can you hear me?
I can hear you, but...
Can you hear me?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What's wrong, Kemeko-chan? Why are you crying?
You're crying again!
You're getting a little too much!
I'm back today!
What's wrong with you?
Abe-kun is too cute!
Abe-kun is...
Abe Kawamochi-kun, right? The cute boy.
That's right! He's Kemeko's boyfriend!
That's right!
Thank you!
How are you?
Kemeko-chan!
Kemeko-chan, why are you angry?
Because...
Abe-kun likes Kemeko more than anyone else!
What did you say?!
I... I like Kemeko-chan the most!
I like you!
Really?!
Really!
Kemeko, I love you!
Thank you!
Kemeko! Kemeko! Kemeko! Come on! You have to practice!
Oh, that's right!
You two practice together...
When you grow up, you'll be able to do anything you want, right?!
That's right!
You two are funny.
Cheers!
Huh?
What are you doing?
Cheers!
Dad, did you know?
Know what?
The 10th anniversary of marriage is...
The 10th anniversary of marriage is a same-sex marriage.
The 25th anniversary is...
The 25th anniversary is a silver marriage.
The 50th anniversary is...
The 50th anniversary is a gold marriage.
The 80th anniversary is...
Is it that warm?
A funeral!
Come on!
Cheers!
I'm glad.
I'm glad it went well.
I'm glad.
I think we're in sync now.
I'm glad.
This summer is tough.
Hi!
What is it, Shizawa?
Do you want to joke about the world again today?
I won't do it today.
I won't do it, but...
My friend will do it.
Your friend will do it?
Oh, yes!
It's Lucy Gorough from America!
Hi!
Come on!
Hi!
Lucy!
Hi!
Lucy!
Okay?
Okay!
Here we go!
Hitomi and Lucy's...
American...
Joke!
Hi, Hitomi!
Yes?
Does President Bush know...
His favorite Japanese phrase?
Oh, I don't know.
Tell me!
Okay!
President Bush's...
Favorite Japanese phrase is...
"Bush is Kuwane and...
...Takayoshi!"
Wow!
You're comparing Bush and Bush!
That's right, Hitomi!
You're good, Lucy!
I'm flattered you say that!
Encore!
That's enough!
You want to hear more, don't you?
Together?
Encore!
Okay?
Do you know of any Japanese TV shows that President Bush likes?
TV shows? I don't know of any. Tell me!
Okay! Japanese TV shows that President Bush likes are...
Japanese TV shows that President Bush likes are...
"Harmony Theater", "Until Bush Comes"!
Wow! So you're riding a bus with Bush!
That's right, Hitomi!
Bush, you're awesome! You can't beat me!
We'll do what we always do, okay?
Okay!
One...two...three... Four...
We're going to Hungry George! Bush! Bush!
What's wrong with you two?!
Bush, stop it!
- Bush! - But bless Bush!
- Bush! - Bush!
Oh, it's Bush!
You can do it, Tokyo!
Hurry up and go back to your country!
Hello, Morning!
Here is the next dazzling item!
What is it?
A new item!
We have prepared a cute candy that you like.
So, go ahead and get it!
Here you go!
I got this one for New Year's Day.
A kitty seat!
What?!
Did you get anything?
I didn't get anything!
Here you go!
Harazuki~
The curtain opens like usual~
What do you know?
How do you know?
I just imitated.
I'm Judy Yong.
New item!
Looks delicious!
Sounds good!
Looks delicious!
I prepared your favorite delicious food!
Please get more and more!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, you!
Do you have any orange?
Orange?!
This is pretty high level!
Even though it's a super advanced level!
You're terrible!
Orange doesn't come!
Help me!
I'm drowning!
Hot, hot!
Cute!
So funny!
Upload!
I got an apple!
Here we go!
Sushi~
Darling~
Even now~
Everyone's laughing!
How old are you?
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Eight, eight years old!
Cute! Cute! Cute!
Ah, it's sad to be at home like this. Let's go for a walk!
Cute!
Um, I'll say it first.
Even though you didn't think of it, you got this for now.
Did you think of it?
Yes.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Go ahead.
This is a meat bun.
Then, what about this?
What about this?
Let me go!
Wait, say it again.
This is a meat bun.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Even if it looks dirty, it's delicious inside.
Right, Imo-chan?
Yes!
You got it!
What is it?
Meat bun! Meat bun! Meat bun! Oden bun!
You're always like this!
Eguchi-chan, don't say that!
Wow!
Yay!
That was good! It was fun!
I don't think I can do it again.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh, it fell!
It fell!
Wait!
But what I just thought of isn't delicious, so I don't care.
I'll win.
What do you think, Koizumi-san and Tanaka-san?
Oh, you mean politics?
Yes, politics!
Yay!
You did it!
Eguchi-chan, I'm counting on you. Do it properly.
Okay.
Takoyaki.
Yay!
The viewers are pretty mad.
Here's the song!
♪ Strawberry pie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Strawberry pie, oh, strawberry pie ♪
Wait a minute! Tetsuka, are you eating something?
You ate something, didn't you?
I ate it.
What did you eat?
What?
What did you eat?
You ate takoyaki, didn't you?
Yes.
Ishikawa, you're fired!
♪ Spring flowers are in bloom, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
I don't need this!
I don't need this kind of garbage!
Thank you!
Please take this.
I hope you'll get married!
It doesn't matter!
You think you'll get it if you have it, don't you?
I'll give you the next one.
Time's up!
You got a lot!
I got a lot!
Please check what you got for that!
What's with you?
I wanted to do it at home.
I did my best, too.
You said you got a lot, but you only got one.
One by one.
Tsuji was cheating, though.
Do you like it?
Yes, I like it!
That's it for the Haramani Dajale Championship!
Haramani Dajale Championship
"Byon, Seijin, Shugan"!
Ta-dah!
"Yes, I did it!", everyone in front of the TV,
your special time has begun!
Here's a sudden question!
Who will be the first one to blink at "Byon, Seijin, Shugan"?
Music, start!
I want to meet you!
What are you doing?
Jet Sound!
What's up, Byon?!
Blinking match, ready, start!
Mystery between a latch and a nut
Shut up!
What? You didn't start it on your own!
You three, push up!
No one is around!
Hey! Hey!
I'm getting sick of this.
Adults don't get that angry.
It's pretty fun, isn't it, the match just now?
Okay, everyone in front of the TV, can you beat me in 10 seconds?
10 seconds is too short!
Hey, that's enough!
If you keep doing that, your friends will run away!
Well, it's about time for the new school year season in New York!
This season is a chance for students to come and make new friends!
Hey, everyone! Take a seat!
Today, I'll introduce you to my new friends!
Students from Tokyo!
I'm from Tokyo! I'm from Tokyo!
Hey, Suzudon! Be quiet!
Okay, please introduce yourself!
I'm Kawaita and I'm from Tokyo!
Nice to meet you!
I'm from Tokyo! I'm from Tokyo!
I'm from Tokyo!
Suzudon!
Be quiet!
- Shibuya! - Huh? - Be quiet! - Huh? - I have a question! - Huh? A question! - Huh? - What is it?! - Um... have you been to Shibuya before? - Of course!
- Sashimaru-kun, right? - And Center Street, right? - And the park, right? - And Spain the castle, right? - What was it again?! - Was Spain in Shibuya?! - There's no way it's there... idiot.
- Did you just call me an idiot?! - I didn't!
- I did! - I didn't! - I did! - I didn't! - I definitely did! - I definitely didn't! - You did! - I didn't! - I did! - I didn't! - You called me an idiot last night! - I didn't say a word about you being an idiot! - I was the one who said you were an idiot! - Don't you have bad ears?! - No, my ears hurt...
- You did say that! - When did you say that?!
- Just now! - When did you say that? What time, what minute, what second? How far around the earth did you go? - I said it earlier! - No, you didn't!
- What?! You idiot!
Let me go!
Juniors!
Stop it!
Teacher! Let me go!
Let me go!
Master!
Are you tired?
I don't like this!
Stop it!
What?
I don't like this!
A word from Mikako, filled with agony, shook the fate of the four of them.
Wait, who said Kojima should do it?!
And it's a series!
Well, boss loves it.
I'm curious about the next episode!
Yeah!
What is it?
What's going on?
Oh, that's...
Whoa! A bad guy who's trying to change the history of the universe in a time machine!
Shall we start with Sarugetschu?
Piposal is here!
In 1999, Piposal appeared in the world of video games.
In 2001, he continued to attack children on Earth.
And this summer, they became Sarugetchu II and came back with even more power-ups!
Oh, no! Piposal is in big trouble!
Oh, no!
Everyone, look at Piposal!
The net is the best way to catch Piposal!
Alright! Everyone, catch it!
Ah!
We're caught!
We can't let it go on like this!
Isn't there any other way?
Boss, how about this?
How about putting a monkey's favorite banana under the basket?
Oh!
Alright!
Okay!
Ah, it's coming!
Ah!
It's coming!
Ah!
Sujin-pyo!
What are you doing-pyo?!
Banana! Banana! Banana!
I know-pyo!
What are you going to do if you get caught-pyo?!
Banana! Banana! Banana!
Ah!
What are you doing-pyo?!
You two look like you're having fun-pyo!
Whatever...
I don't know...
Huh? When did you two become friends-pyo?!
Hey! Sujin-pyo!
What are you doing?!
Ah! Look! Look!
Sujin-pyo's body has become something!
Ah! It's getting worse-pyo!
Ah! I'm in trouble!
Go! Go! Go!
Ah! I have to get Sujin-pyo out of here somehow!
Ah! Sujin-pyo has become a monkey!
Next episode, did Sujin-pyo finally swallow up a monkey?!
Sakura... Sakura...
Sakura-san?
Why do you want to bloom so quickly?
Please try and bloom already.
You can't do this anymore.
Boom! Boom!
Hello! I'm Charmy!
It's been a while since I heard Ishikawa-san's singing voice.
What's wrong? Please cheer up!
I came into the studio with a lot of energy today.
Isn't it early this year?
It's early! You disappear early!
I don't like the word "disappear" when it disappears.
Oh, no!
I'm Nakazayko, who can't keep up with Ishikawa- san's tension. Thank you for your cooperation.
You're all excited, aren't you?
Yes, that's right.
You say that a lot!
You did it, Haru.
Not only Sakura, but Nakazawa-san, too.
I hope that spring will come to you.
Let's go to the first news right away!
The word "subtle" is weird, isn't it?
Yes! The new album "Seishun Wednesday" has been released!
It's been a while, hasn't it?
Yes, it's been quite a while.
Yes, it's been about two years since we released an album.
Yes.
So, our attitude is...
Let's go!
Force, let's go!
Oh, not that far.
Not that far!
Force, let's go!
Let's go!
Well, I think it's a title that's lost because of our usual morning girls' loud voices.
Yes!
Listen to this!
The live tour has started, hasn't it?
Yes!
It's been since yesterday, hasn't it, everyone?
It's been 30 days, hasn't it?
That's right! It's been since yesterday!
What are you saying?! Why do you know better than me?!
That's right!
It started in Fukui, didn't it?
Yes!
That's right.
Fukui?
Isn't it Fukui?
Ishikawa Prefecture?
Ishikawa!
It's Ishikawa!
Um, what do you mean?
It's Ishikawa!
It's a cross between Ishikawa and Ishikawa!
What's up with you today?
What's up with you?
It's hot! It's hot!
Well, listen to this album and get excited about the tour, okay?
Yes!
Sounds good, doesn't it?
Yes!
I'd like to listen to it right away, too!
Yes! Thank you in advance!
Yes!
Yes! Then let's continue!
Last week Wednesday, "Morning Musume."...
"Onagoto Photobooks" was released!
This is a program where each member of "Morning Musume." appears.
Bishoujo Nikki
There was a program called "Shin Bishoujo Nikki" until this March.
In that program, there was a segment where members presented their own works called "Today's Onagoto."
In that segment, there were a lot of books!
Yes!
Boom!
Of course, there are a lot of books in each member's room.
But!
Yes!
What is this?
This is a bonus!
Do you know it?
It's a bonus!
I'll be taking this home with me today!
Of course!
Ishikawa's...
Ishikawa Rika-chan will put it up for me, right?
Yes! Bye-bye!
What's wrong with you?
Don't touch me!
Hurry up and continue with the program!
Well, everyone, why don't you enjoy it like that?
Yes!
That's all for today!
This has been Harappuru News!
I'm happy!
Your voice is a little high today.
It's always like that.
Magnificent competition!
Ready...
Start!
"Miracle Competition"! Ready... Start!
Ah, this is tough...
Is Ms. Tsui open her eyes?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Oh, you're here!
Here, a present from the show!
The digital camera CAMERIA C2 that allows anyone to take beautiful photos from Olympus,
and also from the nationwide car street network GALIBOR,
each and every MD player will receive a present!
You can submit your request by emailing this address!