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One more time.
Ready, go!
Wow!
What?
Wow!
It's level two!
If you miss one shot, you're out of the game.
Wow!
One more time!
Let's do it one more time!
Shall we?
Let's do it!
The audience is going crazy!
It's really scary when you do it to people.
Please be patient!
Wait!
I'll show you how to do it.
How much is it for one?
You hold it like this and...
It's three thousand yen!
Three thousand yen!
It's not enough for me!
It's three thousand yen!
It's three thousand!
You can't hit me!
What's wrong with you?
We'll explain how to do it to you later.
I'm going to give you a big round of applause!
We have done this for you for 80 years!
Let's have a good time today, too!
It's fun, isn't it?
It's a lot of fun!
Thanks to everyone's help, Hello Morning has been able to receive its 100th broadcast!
Today, we will broadcast every member's morning girl and growth spurt that can only be seen on this show!
Super-exciting, forever-permanent, almost perfect, miracle-facil, exciting, perfect program, perfect design!
Anyway, look forward to it!
Open it.
Chakkiri chakkiri chakkiri
Hello, Hello, Welcome!
60 seconds later, the 100th Anniversary Special will start.
Hello, Morning!
100th Anniversary Special!
This show, "Hello, Morning", which started in April 2000...
...has finally received a 100th anniversary award today!
So we've prepared a small cracker, but a big one for you.
Thank you!
That's why, Kei-chan, it's expensive, so don't throw it away.
Don't say "bong", say "bong"!
Don't throw it away!
That's right.
Alright, thank you!
Really, in this show, we've done a lot of...
Are you okay, Sui-san?
Yes!
We've done a lot of things!
Well...
Right?
We've had a lot of fun!
But...
Here, one by one...
For me, "Hello, Morning" is...
I want you to say it in order!
First, the new member, Niigaki!
Yes!
For Niigaki, "Hello, Morning" is...
...the first time I've done a cracker!
Yay!
Yo!
For me, "Hello, Morning" is...
"Hello, Morning" is...
Next, Ogawa!
Yes!
For Ogawa, "Hello, Morning" is...
...inoki!
Yes!
Next, Konra!
Yes!
Um...
For Konra, "Hello, Morning" is...
...an important show you've trained me for!
And, Takahashi!
For Takahashi, "Hello, Morning" is...
...youth!
I'm happy!
Next, Kago-chan!
For Kago, "Hello, Morning" is...
...emotion!
Next, Tsuji-chan!
Yes! For Tsuji, "Hello, Morning" is...
...a show you've gained weight for!
Yes, yes, yes!
I know, Tsuji-chan!
Next, Yoshida!
For Haramoni...
That's not it!
For Yoshida, Haramoni is...
A sweet and sad melody.
Next, Ishikawa!
For Ishikawa, Haramoni is...
An interview with Nakazawa-san!
Next, Goto!
For Goto, Haramoni is...
Well, at first...
I was also a host.
It's the only show where I can talk about many things.
That's nostalgic!
Right? That happened.
Next, Yaguchi!
Yes!
For Yaguchi, Harumoni Island is a place where you can go berserk!
Right!
Next!
Yes, Kei-chan!
For me, Harumoni Island is a place for training!
Right!
Yes!
Next, Natsu-san!
Yes, Natsu-san!
For Natsu-san, Harumoni Island is a place for dancing!
Right!
Yes!
Dancing! Dancing!
Yes, Iida! Iida!
Yes, for Kaori, Harumoni Island is a place where you can go berserk!
Right!
That's always the case, isn't it?
Well, you know, when we have guests, we have to be careful, don't we?
I see.
Ah, I see.
Yes.
Everyone, don't drop it!
Don't drop it when the leader says it!
Right!
Eh, by the way, for Nakazawa, for Harumoni Island...
Right!
...it's a war between good and evil every time!
Right!
Adults too...
Right!
It's hard to deal with all of you, but...
Right!
There's a lot of people too, isn't it?
But, well, I think it's good that we're back!
Right!
Now, like this, we know that each member has their own thoughts about Harumoni Island!
Right!
So today!
From the first broadcast to last week's 99th broadcast...
...each member will have their own...
...Zudon!
...special performance!
Sounds fun!
It's nostalgic and there's a lot of footage you don't want to show!
Moreover, at the end of the show...
...there will be an important announcement from next week!
Don't miss it!
Please look forward to it!
Well then, let's go!
Yes!
One, two...
Harumoni! Akari!
Harumoni's 100 times commemorative special, broadcasted non-stop!
Every member will show off their morning routines that you can only see on this show!
Let's go! First up is this person! Gotoumaki!
I'm Gotoumaki, and I've been gaining weight lately!
Aha!
So good!
Yay!
How much did you weigh when you debuted?
Nine kilos.
What?! That much?!
I lost weight, but I gained weight again...
Well... nine kilos, I guess?
Hahaha!
Which one?!
That's too much!
I'll do it! I'll do it!
Your face is crazy!
Is it "body" or "body"?
It's "oh"!
This is embarrassing!
Mmm!
Hahaha!
I can't eat it! I can't eat it!
One time for me!
Welcome, Gotou!
Let me gather you up and eat you!
Welcome!
Yes, adult team's question!
I want you to do sexy beam.
That's right!
Sexy beam.
I want you to do it.
Sexy beam.
I want you to do it.
From Sunday morning, morning girls, how are you doing?
It's summer in Bangkok, so I want to live refreshingly.
Refreshingly?
It's not refreshing at all.
Good bye, good bye.
Today, we have a legendary idol with us.
She's our morning talk host, Goto Maki.
Good bye for this week!
Bye bye!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
What? What flavor is it?
Let me out! Let me out!
Let me out!
Nice!
Let me in!
I was hungry, so I ate 14 plates of sushi and only shrimp.
What?!
It's a kiwi sushi.
Is it sweet?
Yeah.
It looks good.
It's like ganache cream.
It looks good.
Is it cold?
No, it's normal cold.
Is that okay?
Shut up, Mochi!
Bye!
Shut up!
Switch!
- I don't know what it is. - You know...
- What? - This meat...
- Meat? - Meat?
Number 23!
Yes! I'm Gobo Maki! Nice to meet you!
Next up is Ishikawa Rika, 17 years old!
I'm the new member, Ishikawa Rika!
I'll do my best with a smile!
- Let's eat! - Okay!
- Let's eat! - Let's eat!
It's good.
Good job!
Let's eat!
It's good!
Sometimes it's a punch, sometimes it's a kick!
I'll take care of you!
Beauty!
Challenge! Who is that fleeting and beautiful?
Hello! I'm Ishikawa Rika!
- Let's make it a trend! - Why is it a trend?
- Where is it a trend? - Young girls.
Hey! I have a question!
- Yes! - We're the ones who worked hard, right?
Why does it end with "That's all, Charmy"?
I understand! That's all, Charemonies and Charmiscas!
Bye!
- Thank you! - Excuse me, but I'd like to leave.
- What's wrong with you? - Challenge!
That's...
Chasing our seniors...
Yuuka, right?
I'm Yusukawa! I'm fine!
I never thought I'd have a corner like this with you.
- Yes, I'm very happy! - No, I'm very unhappy.
Today, commentator Yuuko Nakazawa is off.
So I'd like to do something cute, too!
Look! Nakazawa-san isn't mad!
I can't do it!
I understand! I'll do my best!
I'm Yosuiko and Yoshizawa Hitomi!
I'll do my best!
Sometimes I punch you, sometimes I kick you!
Cute!
- Open it! - Cute! Cute!
- It's pretty cool today, isn't it? - It's pretty fun!
Let go of my hand! Let go of my hand!
My mouth is melting!
The night spot we'll be dancing at...
...is Honya-ana, Tokyo!
Now, what is Tokyo?
- What should we do? - 2... 1...
Where are we?
Cute! Cute! Cute!
Cute!
I, Yoshizawa, will answer Morning Musume.'s questions!
Yossi's "Yo! Check it out! Out! You!"
Yes, this is...
New-te-co-nan-na
Why me?
You went to retrieve ingredients for yourself!
Ball didn't go in, ball didn't go in!
It went into my eyes!
Nice to meet you!
Amidst that tense atmosphere...
It's better than Matsui's night shift.
Hi! I'm Hitomi!
Wait!
Next up is Kako-chan!
I'm a new member, Aoi Kako.
I'm into pink now.
I'll do my best!
Kako-chan!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Yes!
There's something in it!
What is this?
It looks good!
I want to eat it!
It's good!
That's it?
That's it.
Do you know what 'gokon' is?
'Gokon' for 12 and 13 years old.
Are you 12 years old?
But you know what 'gokon' is, don't you?
My mom always says 'gokon', 'gokon' to me.
Wait, you can't do that!
2, 1...
What are you doing?
2 plus 2 is 3!
2, 1, 9!
Please open it!
Punch!
Sometimes punch, sometimes kick! I'll arrest you!
Punch!
Do it like you did it!
One more!
Skibu is good!
I saw punch today, Skibu!
Bye bye, thank you, goodbye!
Um, 3 points!
Can I shout for passing?
Tonight, you can't pass at night!
Nakazawa-san!
Yes?
You have a cute face.
Cute face!
What is it?
It's my first time seeing you together.
It's a good show.
You're so cute!
Do you want me to curse you?
The last four members are Tsujinozomi!
I'm the new member, Tsujinozomi!
My favorite food is fruits!
How does a grape smell?
Here you go!
Is it good?
It's good!
I'll give it to you!
Tsujinozomi!
Are you mad at me?
This is not a pork cutlet.
Please think of it as mochi.
Pettan! Pettan! Pettan!
I'm happy! I'm so happy!
What did you say?
I love miso soup.
Sometimes I punch you and sometimes I kick you.
You are cute!
You look delicious!
You are cute!
I will never...
You are noisy! You are noisy!
If you get any fatter than this, I won't let you be on TV!
I see...
I'm Nazo!
I'm also Nazo!
Together we are...
Nazo Nazo Sisters!
My grandma is that little girl and...
Not grandma, but Misugi.
No, you can't broadcast like that.
She's broadcasting.
From the original members, 20 years old Natsumi Abe!
There's gotta be a mom like that somewhere.
Welcome!
3, 2, 1...
Wait, one more time!
3, 2, 1...
Your face is bad.
Do it with your body.
3, 2, 1...
You're cute!
That was good!
Together with the dog...
Hello! How are you today?
Thank you!
Now for the intro!
You know it, don't you? When you were 13 years old, you ate peperoncino for the first time.
How come I didn't know it at that age?!
Something's wrong with you!
You're making me mad!
Your posture is like a pangolin.
Pangolin!
All over Japan, people are looking for something magical.
The reason people are looking for something magical is...
...multi-marco conflict!
And you, Natchi!
Natchi, you're stupid!
You're trying to say something meaningless.
I don't think it's funny. Here we go!
I think it's limited to Hokkaido.
Hey, hey! It's about you and Natchi!
Hey, bear! If you say it like that, it's fair!
Natchi, who are you?!
I've had enough of this.
Sorry, sorry.
It's late at night, isn't it?
Thank you for coming all the way to my house!
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
It's okay!
Goodbye!
One, two! One, two!
Don't stop! One, two!
Mornings with Iida, it's your turn!
We're not close, right?
What do you think?
Actually, I think we're pretty close.
We're not really close.
We're not really close, but we don't really have a family or anything like that.
What do you mean?
What?
So, we're schoolmates and we hang out together.
Schoolmates, schoolmates, permission to speak!
I'm good at tongue twisters, but I'm not good at tongue twisters.
Three, two, one!
Hello! What's up today?
We have a new song for you!
Look!
Tan!
Popo!
What is that?!
It's a new song!
Please listen to it carefully!
Who is this "natural bokeh" guy?
It's Kaori!
It's not me!
But...
Goto, Ranchi, Yaguchi, Yuu-chan, Kei-chan...
They're all bokeh.
Is that what you call "natural bokeh"?
What are you doing?!
Stop it!
It looks like you!
I want to be a country girl.
Transfer.
Transfer?
You're a transfer student, aren't you?
You're boring!
64, 64!
Ignore, ignore!
How is it, Linda-san?
Yes, that's right.
Koala is only taking a nap.
Koala, don't sleep!
Yes, I'm sorry!
Wasshoi, wasshoi!
Parasol, parasol!
What?!
I got it!
Go ahead and hit me in the face!
Parasol, parasol!
What?!
Why?!
I got it!
I got it! Here I go!
Welcome...
Parasol Galaxy!
What?!
Which means...
Kaori has become the ceremony leader!
I really wanted to become a leader.
Whenever Yuu-chan calls me "leader", I always reply with this.
The reason is because "leader" and "leader" are similar.
The oldest member of MOMS, Yasuda Kei, 21 years old.
I got it!
3, 2, 1...
Wait!
3, 2, 1...
Open it.
Cute. Cute.
Simple and cute.
Do it, Kei-chan.
Kei-chan is...
Kei-chan, you know...
When you went to a concert, you didn't wear a sleeveless shirt. You just put a cloth over it and came.
It's a storm. A storm.
Chibara-chan is drinking alcohol.
Emi-chan, are you okay?
Kei-chan, don't fall.
How is it?
Be careful when you run.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm okay.
What?
I'll do it.
Summer...
Romantic...
Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu...
Party...
Chu-chu...
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm sorry!
What is it?
What are you doing?
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
I'm sorry!
But you're wearing a pleated skirt today.
That's right.
Cute.
But listen, Yuu-chan.
You're wearing a skirt only recently.
Wow!
An old woman is wearing a skirt.
Good luck!
Until when...
Listen, Abe-san!
I'm sorry!
Kei Yasuda.
A country girl who doesn't know the dirt of the city.
Yuu-chan-sensei!
I'm sorry!
Huh?
Basically, well, I think it's cuter to talk while moving like this, but...
Yasuda Kemeko Kempyon desu!
You ready, boy?
Now, get yourself together and go around Yabuki!
Hey, that's cool!
You look like a machine!
I want to meet you!
Thank you!
You said, "very...busy." Is that right?
Huh?
What do you mean, "very busy"?
Busy!
Go home!
Let's go!
- Ki! - Ki!
Joy!
- Do! - Do!
- Ai! - Ai!
This is fun!
- This is easy! - This is fun!
- This is fun!
- Hello? - Hello?
- This is fun!
I didn't mean to do it in the first place.
- I'm scared! - I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I don't like this!
I told you I don't like this!
You're too much of a cockroach in your belly.
Hey!
You're alive, so what's wrong with you?
Oh, a snake!
What now?
Oh, no!
Oh, I'm tired.
I'm tired.
Hey!
What is it? Let me see.
Okay!
Even if you add five people's age, it's only twice as many as some people.
Please say hello for the first time.
I'm Makoto Ogawa from Niigata Prefecture and I'm 13 years old.
I'll do my best to make you remember my face as soon as possible.
Please tell me what you like about pumpkins.
Pumpkin!
Pumpkin?
It's a pumpkin.
I'm Lisa Niigata and I'm 13 years old.
I'm short, but my favorite sport is basketball.
I'll do my best from now on!
Thank you!
I'm Ai Takahashi and I'm 15 years old. I'm from Fukui Prefecture.
The secret to making delicious curry is to add soy sauce when you make curry.
My future ambition is to remember my face as soon as possible like everyone else.
Thank you!
I'm Asami Konno and I'm 14 years old.
I'm from Hokkaido.
My favorite foods are potatoes, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, cheese, sushi and mochi.
I'm careful not to sing today.
I'll do my best to be cheerful when I talk.
Is it moving? Be careful!
But it's delicious.
I'm sorry, Tanaka-san.
Tanaka-san?
I'm Tanaka Makiko!
Victory!
You can do it!
You're good! You're good! You're good!
You did your best! You did your best!
Victory!
What is this?
You ate your mother's mochi, didn't you?
How is it?
Is it delicious?
Don't say that!
Bismark!
Wife!
This fish is cheap!
Peace!
Don't say that!
Make a voice!
I'll do it!
I took it off!
Victory!
From now on, we won't be called "new members."
We'll push our characters to the limit!
Let's go!
Are you ready?
Yes!
We are the web series "Nakazawa Yuuku"!
Three, two, one!
Don't look at me like that!
Do your body!
I think we're done with "Morning Same"!
I look like my own mother.
I look like my own mother!
I want you to cut it out.
My intention is to become a dinosaur.
There is a karaoke battle after this, so don't call me.
Karaoke?
I have to drink it.
Sugimoto-san.
3, 2, 1, 9!
It's embarrassing!
I'd like to decide the second place.
Who do you choose?
Yuu-chan didn't see it.
3, 2, 1!
Look at him.
A real bomb will come out from below, right?
Scary, scary.
The team of "rescue girls"...
Please say "start", "pyon"!
Please, Shian-kun!
Yuu-chan, you can forget your age.
Be cute.
"Start", "pyon"!
I'm 29 years old!
Everyone, do you remember?
Two years ago on "Morning Musume"...
"Ten News"...
"The first glorious news"!
That's right! Not only did they not get married this year, but they also won first place in the lottery!
Isn't marriage nice?
It's like...
You're young, but you're sleepy.
Hurry up and let me marry you!
But...
I probably won't be able to do it anymore.
Please marry me.
You're so cute, Ucchan!
You ready?
The last one is close! At least two!
And with that, the leader is...
Tsuji!
Is that okay?!
Now, the first broadcast of next week...
Minimoni fans, thank you for coming!
Minimoni, who was born out of this harmony...
Right?
Even now, it's a super unit, but we'll show you all of it!
That's not all!
On next week's broadcast...
What does that mean?!
Are you serious?!
T-then that's...
You're lying! Then we're...
That's right!
But, but...
- Hey! - What?
- You're cute! - You're cute!
- Enjoy our photos! - Enjoy!
- Bye! - Bye!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful photos with their digital camera, Camelia C.2!
And from Gariber, a nationwide car rental network,
each MD player will receive a present!
Applications can be sent to this email address!