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Let me say it loud and clear!
Morning Musume's No. 1 final match!
Kiosk in High Voice Contest!
Have you been mistaken for comedians lately?
No, we haven't!
You're not comedians, you're singers, right?
Yes!
Of course!
Voice control is important for singers, right?
Yes!
Are you confident?
We are!
The champion is...
me!
Since when?
But... I'm a spectator.
Enthusiasm!
Are you confident like a new member?
We love you!
How about your confidence?
I'm confident!
When I was talking on the phone with my mom, I was really nervous.
I'm hiding it.
Hello, we are Musume!
Momusu's No. 1 final match!
Momusu's new song live on TV for the first time!
No one can stop her now!
And a big match with Snow Man!
A little love story in your heart.
Yes, for example...
What are you doing, Megumi?
That seat is not yours, is it?
It doesn't matter where you sit.
Well, see you later.
(soft piano music)
I'll make sure he gets it.
(soft piano music)
Ah!
Love's ABC
Love is jealous
Love is delicious
We are looking for your love anniversary in the program.
Hello! Morning!
First of all, as an example, Iida-san, the leader.
At times like this, it's Iida-san from "New York Times".
I think it's best for you to show us.
Stand by!
"Hello! Morning!" Cosplay Big Voice Contest!
The rules are simple.
The members will transform into various professions and celebrities.
They will shout one inappropriate word to their costumes and compete for the size of their voices.
It's a hot battle to decide MOMS' No. 1!
Now, who will be the Big Voice Girl in the future?
Let's start! Iida Kaori-san's challenge!
The theme is "beauty".
Fight! Fight! MOMS! Fight!
Between top busters, 454 caramonies...
I'm definitely in second place.
I'm in second place.
I'll stand out, you know.
Who's in second place?
It's Tomi Shizuka!
Please stand by!
I'm off!
This hand-shake will be a great transformation for you!
And also, MOMS' new song live!
Alright, let's go!
Tomi Yoshida's challenge!
The topic is 'tsuppari'.
Yosuke!
Do it!
I'm scared!
That's all I can do.
I'm in sixth place.
Is the mic too high for you?
Everyone!
Go home!
Yoshi's record is 458 caramonies!
I mean, Yoshida's crazy!
He's a little scary!
Alright, let's go!
Ogawa Makoto's challenge!
The topic is 'promise'.
Antonio Inoki!
Why me, Inoki?
What is this?
Weak!
One!
Two!
Three!
Daaaaaang!
Inoki's record is 106 caramonies!
Alright, let's go!
Yaguchi Mari's challenge!
The topic is 'primitive man'.
Go ahead!
Alright!
Wait a minute!
How is it?
Yaguchi's record is 360 caramonies!
Alright, let's go!
Alright, Kago-chan's challenge is 'drunkenness'!
Drink a little too much
When will you make it in time for the first drink?
When you realize it, you lie down on the bench at home
This is not good for you
I know you're there, but don't do it
Kago-chan is back!
622 caramonies!
Good job!
Kago-chan is currently in first place!
However, she will show you an even greater performance!
Hello, Morning!
Effort! Future! Abu You Foster!
Effort! Ahan! Abew you four star!
Effort! Full body! Abew you forster!
Effort! Peace! Abu You Foster!
If you want to get excited, make it a dance!
I want to crackle, crackle stick tea.
Are we alive ?
Yes, it's alive.
That's right, it's human.
It's about time you're human.
Come on now legitimately !
"More and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, party up!
Oh, we are like the lion and the wolf
The human, yeah, yeah, the human!
Idol, dreamer, a girl who does what she wants
Go-chan, Mocha-chan, everyone, everyone
Look, the time has come for you to be born into this world
Go, go, go, go, go!
Mirai, a beautiful star!
Go-chan, Papa, a beautiful star!
Go-chan, Tenshi, a beautiful star!
Go-chan!
Do-ryoku! Mirai! A beautiful star! Do-ryoku! Aha! A beautiful star! Do-ryoku! Tenshi! A beautiful star! Do- ryoku! Heiwa! A beautiful star!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy.
I want to protect you.
I'm sure my true feelings will reach you.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
We are life!
I want to protect you!
Even if I'm sick, I can do it!
Go! Go! Go! Go! I want to be happy!
I want to wrap you in love!
No matter how old you are, you're still young!
Go! Go! Go! Go! We are life!
Effort, future, a beautiful star!
Effort, aha, a beautiful star!
Effort, forward, a beautiful star!
Effort, peace, a beautiful star!
Until the bus arrived at the Haromoni Theater...
There was a bus stop in a corner of the city that students of Haromoni Girls' Academy often used.
- By the way, do you know about it? - About what?
- Well, it's about Yoshizawa of Class 2-C. - Oh...
I know Yoshizawa, but I don't know anything about him. What's up?
Well, recently he's been saying jokes about Yoshizawa Hitomi's world and saying really cold things.
- Jokes about Yoshizawa Hitomi's world? - Yes.
- What's that about? - Well, it's a joke that's really cold.
- Oh, I see. - The one who's listening is smart.
Isn't that more interesting than Mr. Iida?
- We were quite rivals. - I see.
Oh, there he is! There he is! Oh!
- Hi! - You're taking too long!
- Hi! - How are you?
It's time for "Jokes Around the World" with Hitomi Yoshizawa!
Today's joke is an American one!
Hey, John!
Do you know what President Bush liked to eat in Japan?
You don't know? Tell me!
Okay!
President Bush liked to eat...
Katsuo Bush!
What do you think?
Huh?
Sub!
- That's amazing! - What?
- John! - What?
- You're a genius! - No, that's not true.
- Tell me about it! - It's not that big of a deal.
I think it's amazing! Bush! Bush!
Bush, welcome!
Together!
Hi!
Nice girl!
Don't get caught!
See you next week!
See you next week?! What about school?!
In a way, you're sick, aren't you?
Yeah, I really don't know what you're talking about!
Yeah, but...
What's going to happen?
Well, it's a bit of a nuisance.
The one who's listening is...
Help me!
What's going on?
Our basketball has been stolen!
What?! Your basketball has been stolen?!
What do you mean, "stolen"?
Hey, hey...
Ms. Niigaki, you really look like you're about to break.
Are you okay? Who took it?
Elementary school students.
Elementary school students?!
Elementary school students and you're middle school students, aren't you?!
But I'm an amazing elementary school student!
I've never seen an elementary school student like you.
Oh, you know...
You know, there are elementary school students like you who always say bad things.
You're saying too much.
An elementary school student who got sick and lost some weight.
Are you in a duo?
I'm not in a duo!
I'm alone!
Alone?!
I'm alone!
Huh? Who's that?
She's really scary!
Who's that person?
Ah!
What's going on?!
Ah!
Good morning!
Oh!
It's Mom!
Of course it is!
It's really Mom!
It's not! There's no child like this!
There's no child like this!
That's all I'm going to say!
Why?!
Are we that similar?
Stop saying we're similar!
You look like Grandma Yasuda!
Does that mean I look like Grandma Yasuda?!
Grandma Yasuda's...
What is it?
Yes!
Grandma Yasuda's grandchild, Yasuda Kemeko!
Kemepyon!
It's hard for an elementary school student.
It's tough.
Are you really an elementary school student?
Oh, you're mean.
You're mean.
I'm not mean.
You're an elementary school student.
Tell me about your date of birth and your breed.
I'm an elementary school student, so I don't know.
I know that.
I don't know.
Stop it.
Give me back my basketball.
I don't want it.
It's useless. Give it back.
I don't want it.
I love basketball, so I want to play with you.
Tell her about basketball.
Let's play together.
Really?
I'm the captain of the basketball club.
You're amazing.
I'm scared.
Let's play together.
Give me the ball.
Okay.
Let's play.
You're mean.
Hey, you.
Don't hit me.
Get down.
You're mean.
You're cute and innocent.
You're mean to deceive an elementary school student like me.
You're mean.
Humans are sad.
Shiku-shiku...
Did you lose your basketball, too?
No, it's not like that.
When I woke up in the morning...
My eyebrows were so thick!
I know they are thick, but...
But I think you can make them thinner.
No!
My eyebrows are so thick...
That's too sad!
Just because your eyebrows are thick...
Doesn't mean you should cry!
Shiku-shiku...
I don't understand you at all!
I understand you.
What?
I understand your sadness.
I don't know if you're cool or not!
People are...
In form...
Excellent in their own way...
Arama-hosh-kar-be-keri...
Yoshida Kenko...
Your eyebrows are so nice!
Wait!
I'm going home.
No! Aren't you going to school?
I'm not going.
You have to go!
I can't go! It's too hard!
You have to go!
I don't want to!
You have to go!
I don't want to!
Why not?!
I don't want to!
You don't want to?!
You're so selfish!
You don't want to go to school?
You're so selfish! I'm working hard to go to school!
So you have to go to school! You can report your eyebrows!
I know! I'll do my best!
That's good!
Are you really an elementary school student?
Yes! I'm a third year elementary school student!
That's impossible!
It's not!
It's impossible!
It's not!
I can't do that!
Big sister! There's a fire!
Big sister! Don't call me! There's a fire!
There's more and more reasons to wear school uniforms!
Mama! Mama!
Is Japan this scary of an elementary school?
Now, for the "escape Lisa" challenge, the topic is "fish shop man".
Cute, cute, fish shop man.
Ma'am! These fish are cheap!
The small fish shop was 258 haramoni.
Cute, it was 258 haramoni. I felt like it would be a little more expensive, but...
Who's next? Kei-chan!
Go for it!
Here's Kei-chan on standby in the back.
She's been wearing weird clothes lately, hasn't she?
What are you doing?
The topic is...
You're a little weird.
Now, I'm going to pick up something I hate.
Oh, I see!
No, no! Just hold it! Hold it! Here we go!
Now, for the "it hurts a little" Yasuman-san challenge, the topic is...
"acting".
Let's do it!
Here we go!
Ms. Yuko, I'm sorry!
Please leave me alone!
Huh?
What? 263?
Wait a minute, Keija.
Is that your hobby lately?
You're angry, Yoshida.
I got this!
I got it!
Keija, I like how short you are!
You can stand up straight, can't you?
Straight!
Go ahead!
Let's play Gozzan!
But she's funny.
Gozzan has been funny lately.
Gozzan does amazing things even with such a cute face.
Let's play Gozzan!
Gozzan's challenge!
The topic is "learning from foreigners".
I just lost it!
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg!
My hair keeps getting in the way!
Japanese is so difficult!
She did it, Gozzan!
She got 664.
She pulled out a pumpkin and went to the pump!
Let's play Ishikawa Erika's challenge.
The topic is "cheering squad".
What?
Damn it!
What?
She caught a cold and lost weight.
Nono is cheering for her.
Let's play!
Jujutsu Kaisen!
Let's play!
It's fun!
Is it over?
It's over!
What are you doing?
What is this 277?
Let's play!
Is it over?
Let's play!
How about you, Tsuji-chan?
Boo!
It's over!
It was a 29 harmony!
Ishikawa is really trying hard, but
she's always laughing about herself!
It's over!
Why is that?
Even you, Kaori, found it funny.
What are you talking about?
It's like you and Ishikawa are dating.
It's true.
There's definitely going to be a couple!
There's definitely going to be!
What are you eating?
Let's play!
Takahashi Ai's challenge!
The theme is...osumou-san!
It's over!
Takahashi Osumou-san has
599 harmonies.
So far,
the top is God-san's 664 harmonies.
Can Sadachi,
Lame Lame Suits, and these glasses
turn things around?
Let's play!
Abe Natsumi-san's challenge!
The theme is...Yokoyama Yasui-san's tsukkomi,
but it's not similar!
But, since I'm out today, I'd like to say something.
But, I'm serious.
What am I saying?
Nonsense!
Wow!
Natsu, well done! 826 harmonies!
You're in the top five!
Now, only one person is left!
The topic of this morning's challenge is...
"Karate" by Yawara-chan!
I lost! I lost! I lost!
This morning, 677 harmonies!
She's in second place!
And so...
The winner is...
Abunatsubusa, 826 harmonies!
Yay!
I'm so happy!
Here you go!
Yay!
I've always wanted one of these!
The first golden girl is Natchi!
Well done!
Bunimori
Change!
Last time, a very cold guy attacked "Pyon" people!
And their identity is...
"Pyon"!
I'm going to freeze the earth!
I'm "Pyon" from "Pyon" Planet!
Without "Pyon" Planet, "Pyon" people are struggling against "Pyon" Planet's powerful attacks!
And they're showing off their power in a panic!
We are...
T.I.M.
"Hara"!
"Pyon"!
"Hara"!
"Hara", head for the hospital! "Hara", head for the hospital!
"Hara", head for the hospital!
Snowman is sleeping!
Damn it!
Snowman is angry with Pyon's attack.
But he has a special move!
Boss!
We'll die like this, Pyon!
Leave it to me! I have a famous quote!
This is it!
Take this!
It's broken!
We're poor!
We're dead!
Boss!
Look at me, boss!
Isn't it obvious that it's going to break?!
Is this going to be okay?!
Octopus. Cooking in less than 30 seconds.
You're strong, boss!
You can do it! You can do it!
You put this...
in here...
and you take this...
And it's easy to do!
You put this broken octopus...
in here...
and you just...
push the switch!
Ah!
We're back in business!
Yay!
Thank you!
But you still hit me.
And thank you, Miki.
Alright! Let's go ahead and beat up Snowman!
Alright!
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth!
Let's make Snowman cold instead!
Yeah!
Which one should we go with?
Coordinate is...
Coordinate?
Awesome!
Two of these, two of this?
So cool!
Thank you so much for catching it!
One more!
Take the basket out of the basket.
Of course!
Cracker!
There's an almond on top of an almond!
An alien crossed the room!
Are you okay, Snowman?
A blanket is a blanket!
A cat is a cat!
I don't want to say "no" to you!
You're having so much fun with such a cold joke!
Snowman made Snowman dig snow in the sky!
This is terrible!
This is no good! Everyone's getting buried in the snow!
You bastards! Snowman and snow are at war!
Alright, you guys, do it!
What's going on?! What's going on?!
You bastards!
Damn it! Thank you!
Alright! Now's the time!
Let's sing a song of summer heat and melt everyone!
What's going on with girls' hearts?
It's getting smaller and smaller, pyon!
You're right, pyon!
It's getting smaller and smaller!
Where'd it go? Where'd it go, pyon?
Look, boss. It's gotten so small, pyon!
Look!
Is that even possible?
Hey! Hey!
Ow, ow, ow...
Are you not going to do anything bad anymore, pyon?
I'm not going to do anything bad anymore!
So you promise you'll live in peace from now on, pyon?
Yes, I do, pyon!
Whatever!
Well, then, Snowman, goodbye!
He's gone!
Goodbye, pyon!
This is how Snowman, who had been killed by pyon aliens,
became a good boy and became very popular with musicals that taught love and friendship to children all over the world.
If you want to challenge pyon aliens...
I, Oyabin, and all of you who are tall and handsome are your challengers!
Suzy-chan, you should join us! You're amazing, Suzy!
You're the best!
After defeating Snowman with their willpower, pyon aliens...
Again, their enemies are too slow!
Next episode - Meat, meat, vegetables, meat, vegetables! Transform into pyon meat buns!
Casters! It's a job where you have to use your own power to spread the news!
Amenbo akaina ayuueo!
Next door customers eat a lot!
Namumugi namumogi namadamago!
Shumomomomomomo!
Nakada-san?
Would you like to do a quick mouth exercise?
No, no...
Nakada-san, it's the mouth exercise!
I told you it's exercise! You scared me!
Ishikawa Erika's idiot! Ishikawa Erika's idiot!
Ishikawa Erika's idiot!
Ishikawa Erika-san, you poor thing!
If you say "Ishikawa Erika" like this, it'll go up again.
Thank you!
Is it okay?
It's decided, right?
It's decided!
Hello! Pro-News caster, Charmin Ishika!
I'm playing with Charmin Ishika. Thank you for having me.
My Hello! Pro-News is this!
In 2002, the first Morning Musume. 14th single "So That We Arrive" will be released on February 20th!
Huh?
Is it your first time this year?
It's my first time this year!
I'm sure some of you have heard of the broadcast program of the Salt Lake City Olympics.
I heard about it too.
I thought it was Morning Musume's new song and got a little excited about it!
Yes!
That's right.
Since it's the theme song of the Olympics,
we put in a lot of effort into it!
The lyrics are like that, and our performances too!
We put in a lot of effort into it!
I hope that you will be encouraged by our efforts!
That's what I think!
Alright!
Are you okay with this?
I don't know what to say...
I don't need words for a good song, really.
Didn't you have enough words?
I only repeated what I said about twice.
I only said the same thing at the Olympics or something like that, but...
Okay! Here's the next news!
Tsunku-san Produced's second video series,
THE DOYO POPS II - SONG OF SPRING
will be released on February 20th!
Oh, "Morning Musume." and "Tsunku" are released at the same time, right?
Yes, I just found out, too.
It's the same for "Spring," but...
What do you like about Nakazawa Sawa?
Nothing!
What?!
Come on, Nakazawa-san! Let's raise the tension!
I'm kind of tired today...
What are you talking about? This is a morning show!
Today is Sunday. It's probably sunny.
Since it's sunny, I'd like you all to wake up to my harmony,
and look at me and my energetic selves,
and I'd like to go to the amusement park in the afternoon!
Let's end it!
What?!
Let's have a little more fun!
Don't have fun by yourself! Play next to me!
Okay, everyone! Let's do our best!
THE DOYO POPS II - SONG OF SPRING
Two... one... go!
When you're ready...
I'm sorry!
If you want to challenge it, go ahead!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, a digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily, the Camadia C2!
And from the nationwide car sales network, Gulliver,
each and every MD player will receive a present!
Applications can be found in this email address!