AISubs v3.5
The ability to remember things from a young age!
Do you love your members?
We love you!
Eh?
No, you're thinking too much.
No, no, you can't say weird things like that.
Everyone here...
Of course, you love Morning Musume, don't you?!
We love you!
In that case...
If you look at a part of your members' bodies...
You can immediately tell who is who, can't you?!
Of course!
For example...
Do you have any points to judge me, Nakazawa?!
- Nose! - I can't catch up!
- Dog's nose! - Nose! - Freckles!
Dog's nose and freckles are fine, but freckles are annoying!
You also have freckles when you lower your eyes...
No, no, I don't like such artificial freckles...
Well, whatever!
The topic is...
From the hole in the panel, take out a part of your body and guess whose part it is!
I don't think you can tell just by looking at it, so we've prepared some survey goods!
And they are...
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
- Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Do you need this? - No! No!
- No! - Wake up! Don't touch me!
Wake up!
- Wake up! It's flipped over! Wake it up! - What's that?
- It's matcha! - It suits you, Tei! It suits you, Tei!
It's a super idol group, right?
It's not an online group, right?
- It's not like that! - Hello, we're WIZ*ONE!
Yay!
The best game of Hello, WIZ*ONE is finally taking off your veil!
As expected of Hawaii, there's a new song live at least!
This is a big change for an old man!
Kyomu Seijin vs. Bartan Seijin!
I'll go first!
This one!
It's shaking!
The two teams will be divided into two teams.
Both teams will compete on who loves Morning Musume.
Since Yossei is off today...
Kaori-san will also be participating!
Yes! I'm a pinch runner!
I can't do it on my own!
The Yasta team consists of Goto, Ishikawa, Kago, Ogawa, and Takahashi.
The opposing Abe team consists of Iida, Yaguchi, Suji, Konno, and Niigaki.
The rules are simple.
Take out a part of your body from the hole in the panel and guess whose it is.
You can take out any part of your body.
You can use your research technology well.
The winning team has a reward prepared for you.
Please do your best.
Yes.
Then, let's get started.
The first Yasta team, please stand by in the room.
"Please, Hole of Love" first round.
Now, where will you take out your body?
Maybe my knee?
Yasta team has started to dig their knees.
Now, can you guess who is who just by looking at their knees?
Now, it seems like you are ready.
Which one is Takahashi?
Open!
I know!
For now, Ishikawa has a dark face, right?
Kago is white, too.
I forgot.
It's Ishikawa.
Let me tell you in secret.
The correct answer, Takahashi, is number one on the panel.
Can you tell the difference of each member's knees?
Number five!
Isn't it perfect for your hole?
It's weird!
Number six!
Something else came out!
Number six!
Are you okay?!
Right?!
Now, I'll go with number one.
This...
If you say it out loud, you'll know it.
Yes.
A cockroach!
No!
Have you ever stuck a cockroach on your knee?
Let's stick a cockroach!
A cockroach will turn white.
Let's do it!
A cockroach!
Hey!
It's moving!
A cockroach is stuck!
A cockroach is actually alive!
Abe's team has chosen to stick a cockroach.
You're out!
No!
It's not a cockroach!
It's a cockroach!
Is it a cockroach?
You're a cockroach, aren't you?
Why?
No!
Your knee is hard!
It's hard!
It's a cockroach!
Which one is it?
It's hard!
Which one is it?
It's a cockroach!
The second round of "Hello, Nice To Meet You"!
The key is where you put your body.
Who will it be this time?
Open!
Who will it be this time?
It's a cockroach!
You can't touch it, Kei-chan!
You can't touch it, everyone!
I can't tell with my finger.
Get out of the way!
The correct answer is on the panel number six.
Remembering the characteristics of each member's hands...
Like this?
It's beautifully rotated.
Yuu-chan, it's a little nasty.
It's beautifully rotated.
It was in there for a second.
It's gross!
It's a cockroach!
Get out of the way!
I thought I was exposed, but the team that did it chose the wrong hand.
Yes!
Out of the way!
Get out of the way!
It's number six!
See! I told you it was number six!
See, I told you!
Everyone, get your hands together!
Five people!
Yay!
Who said it was number three?
I thought I was going to lose!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Minimoni, Mina, Metro!
DJ!
Minimoni, Yamatoki!
It's natural to wear kimonos
It's a fun day for everyone
Yeah! Yeah!
Let's decorate! Ah! Yeah!
All year round, Hinamatsuri
If possible, every day, Hinamatsuri
Girls wish
Someday, they'd like to go to Hinatown with someone
Someday, they'd like to go out with someone
Someday, they'd like to go to Hinatown with someone
That night, that, that, that
Boys, too, too, too
Let's get along well
Yes, yes, yes
The whole world is Hinamajuri
Hand in hand, we're Hinamajuri
Yes, yes, yes
Boys, too, too
Wo-wo-wo-wo-world wide
Connect, Kiramachuri!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Until the Bus Arrives
It's been 50 years since "Until the Bus Arrives".
This time, it's the story of 50 years later of students of Haromoni Girls' Academy.
Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
But it's nostalgic.
It's not changed a little from 50 years ago.
This cafe...
Oh, oh, oh, this hospital is still the same.
It's nostalgic.
It's fun.
Oh, this bench is nostalgic, too.
When I used to go to Haromoni Girls' Academy, I often sat there and cried.
It's nostalgic.
I shouldn't have slept.
I have to fix it.
It's nostalgic and I'm crying.
I should get back to work.
Wow!
Could you be Yuna-senpai from the first grade?
Yes, I am. You are Mari Yaguchi, aren't you?
Oh, I'm Natsumi Abe.
I see.
It's been a while. Do you remember me, Ms. Ishikawa?
I'm Abe, not Ishikawa-san.
I'm Abe.
Oh, Abe-san! It's been a while.
It's been a while.
The hallway is terrible.
The hallway?
The hallway is the hallway.
That's right.
Are you going to the girls' school reunion?
Of course, I miss it.
It's been 50 years since we last met.
50 years ago?
Everyone was young and energetic.
It was fun.
That's right.
You used to dance a lot, too.
I loved dancing.
I see.
But you can't do it now, can you?
No, no, no.
I don't like that.
But you can't do it now, can you?
No, no, no.
I still dance every day.
Do you dance?
Yes.
Do you want me to show you?
No, you can't.
Music, start!
Oh, no!
Wow, you haven't changed at all!
Of course! I'm not out of breath, either!
But you're out of breath. Are you okay?
No, no, I'm not.
You're really tired, aren't you?
Yeah...
Do you want to take a break?
Yeah...
Be careful.
Do you want me to push you?
It's important for a dancer to have a good pose, but you shouldn't push yourself too hard!
You were pushing yourself a little too hard just now!
It's okay, it's okay!
Young minds think from the bottom of their hearts!
Hey, that's dangerous!
Let's fix it!
Yeah, let's use it all up!
I'm tired, too. I'm Natazawa.
Oh, Natazawa-sensei!
Are you Natazawa-sensei?
I am, but...
- Natsukazawa... - Who are you?
I'm Abenatsumi, a student of Haromoni Girls' Academy!
I don't remember you...
You're not out of breath, are you?
You haven't been dancing for a while now, and you're out of breath, too!
- It's you, Tsuma-chan! - Oh, yes, it's me!
- You're not out of breath, are you? - No, I'm not!
- I'm glad you've gotten prettier! - Thank you!
- You're a little too old for me... - Yeah, you're a little too old for me...
- Oh, by the way! - Yeah?
That weird old woman who used to come to this bus stop all the time...
- What's she doing here? - Oh, she's here!
- Is it because she's an old woman? - Oh, yeah!
- Is it? - Yeah!
You shouldn't talk to people you can't see!
- We can't see you! - Don't look!
- You can't see us, right? - You can't look!
- You shouldn't look! - Don't look!
- You shouldn't look! - You shouldn't look!
- Don't look because people are getting closer! - Oh, you shouldn't look!
- That's a bad idea! - Oh, are you scared?
- You said something like that... - Grandma!
- What is it? - Hello...
Um...um...um...
It's not Grandma Yasuda, is it?
I think it's Grandma Yasuda's grandson!
Is that so?
Yes!
You're a great granddaughter!
Hang in there, everyone!
We still have things to do!
That's right!
We're still young!
But you two look alike!
Haruka!
Is Haruo also a student of Nijoshi Academy?
Yes!
Unfortunately, he's a B-class student!
What's that?
We still have things to do!
Grandma, what's wrong?
Stop it.
It's painful, isn't it?
Isn't it painful?
Can you speak calmly?
But...
I think...
Normally...
What are you talking about?
Haruka!
Normally...
I think it's cuter...
When you talk like this!
What are you talking about?
I just saw it in your skirt!
You're so mean!
It's also said that your nails will break!
Are you okay?
Oh, well!
Huh?
Ishikawa-san...
You look sad as usual!
Oh, no!
Ishikawa-san!
What's wrong?
Getting older...
It's sad!
Oh, no!
You've been sad for 50 years!
Recently, I've been forgetting things a lot!
Where am I? Who am I?
But you're old, so you can't help it.
No! I don't want to forget things!
It's okay.
I'm so sad!
You don't have to cry over forgetting things like that!
You can't help it! You haven't changed at all!
You haven't changed at all!
Oh, come on!
I know!
What?!
She's getting more powerful!
I miss you, Ayano Koji Fumimaro-san!
Oh, you're so young!
You're a man!
No, you're not!
I know how sad you are.
Who are you?
My name is...
I forgot!
You're always so silly!
Ouch!
Who are you?
For humans...
sadness is...
For humans...
sadness is...
For humans...
sadness is...
I forgot!
I was such a good girl, but I can't remember a thing.
We're all old now.
You hit me.
You hit me, Fumimaro.
We're all old now.
I'm going home now.
Oh, Yushikawa-san!
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
Didn't you come here to go to the reunion party?
I'm so sad that I can't go.
Can you come here a little more?
No, I'm going home.
I'm going. It's been 50 years.
No, no, I'm going home.
Why are you going home?
I'm going.
No, I said no.
You're so forgetful. What are you talking about?
You're so forgetful.
I told you so many times.
I just got it now.
I'm going to a rally while I'm getting it.
I'm going to make sure everyone is alive.
At least you can still live longer than me.
I'm going.
Not like that.
I'm going.
As you get older, you don't look so good.
I'm going.
You're going?
Okay, let's go.
The bus is here.
You can ride it.
I'm going to be a bus driver.
Sadness for humans and...
I'm going to be a bus driver.
50 years later, the bus stop still had the same girls.
Hello, Morning!
"Hello, Morning! Ai no Ana" third round.
Which team will win?
Kago chose this one.
Open!
Gross!
What's number five?
Who is it?
Hurry up!
This one!
The body parts of both teams are separated.
Kago's heel is number five.
Her biggest ugly face is her chin.
Which one is it?
This one!
Which one is it?
Hey, number 2!
Oh, wrong!
Number 2!
Number 3!
Hey, who is it?
Which one is it?
Which one is the basket?
Buy it! This one! This one!
Okay, that's it!
Abe's team chose Ogawa's forehead.
The basket and Ishikawa endured the members' attacks well!
Let's continue with the fourth round!
Something amazing will jump out of the hole in the panel!
Look at this!
No one is caught!
In the end, it seems like Abe's team unified the part coming out of the hole.
Huh? Could it be...
Which one is it for Abe's team?
Open!
Ladies and gentlemen...
Let's watch it one more time.
It's really easy to understand just by watching it once!
Because we're watching it together.
Grandpa!
What number is it?
I don't know!
If you know, why don't you say it?!
I know!
Everyone's saying the same number for now.
What number is it?!
It's two!
Abe with the correct answer is in the first panel.
After all, the team's fierce attack hits Natch's stomach!
You can use your stomach!
What did you say?
Number one, no reaction!
Number two!
Yaguchi-san!
Yes, number two!
Yaguchi-san, you're laughing too much and your abs are moving.
But Yaguchi's abs have been moving for a while now!
Yaguchi-san!
It's decided! Go for it!
Yashida's team's answer is...
Ta-da!
Natch!
Correct!
And so, the winner is Yashida's team!
And the prize for the winner is...
The prize is an Abai donut!
Let's eat!
Give me something! Give me something!
I'm a little jealous of this.
Let's eat!
Did you enjoy it?
Yes!
That's good!
That's all for "Quiz Harmony - Love's Hole"!
Like this, Abai is safely finished.
But...
Tsuji-chan wasn't the only one who wasn't safe!
What's wrong, Nonono?
I can't eat it!
After this, Tsuji-chan did something she didn't want to remember!
Minimani
"Yan-sen-rin"!
Last time, an ominous enemy attacked a normal human!
What's with this creepy laughter?!
Boss! Look!
Ah! Look!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Their true identity is Bartans Seishin!
Let's go eat a lot of food!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Bartans Seishin is a bad guy in space who can eat up any kind of attack!
The people of Kyon raised their expectations, but...
What's this?!
Comanetsu!
It's an earthquake!
Kyon Kyushin Burst! Bartans Seishin!
We'll defeat Bartans Seishin one by one-pyon!
Transform!
Smart!
Mito-pyon!
Big!
Game!
It got blocked!
It's all your fault-pyon! Mito-pyon!
I forgot!
Kawaii results!
I can't stop-pyon!
Kick! Kick! Kick! Kick!
You can do it!
Kick! Kick! Kick!
It worked!
It doesn't work at all-pyon!
Darn it!
Suzy-pyon is happy-pyon!
I'm not happy-pyon!
Suzy-pyon, let's put it down-pyon!
Let's put it down-pyon!
Put it down-pyon!
Seishin!
Looking good!
Ouch!
Seishin! Bumper!
Bumper!
Seishin!
Ouch!
I knew it! It has to be him!
Him?
I knew it!
Me too!
Let's do it!
Alright!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yeah!
Rock, paper, scissors!
Yeah!
We lost!
Bumper and Seishin can only use their middle fingers!
Yeah!
Bumper and Seishin can only use their middle fingers!
Alright!
What should we do, Bumper and Seishin?
He apologized!
Wow!
That famous Bumper and Seishin apologized!
He apologized!
Wow! Bumper and Seishin!
Th-this is amazing!
I'm sorry, Bumper and Seishin!
You're so cute!
What should we do now?!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
There you go!
Well done, Pyo!
That's the end of the day for you!
You can do it again next year!
We still have a lot of enemies in space!
Pyo! Do your best again this year!
As expected of Ailene!
It hurts! It hurts! My knees hurt!
Finally, Pyon has defeated Bartan Seijin.
It's dangerous!
A mysterious red guy is coming!
Next time, on "Let's Go! Pyon Seijin"!
"Head for Tomorrow and Break Through It"! Look forward to it!
It's dangerous!
Everyone's perspective is too bad!
Let's Go! Pyon Seijin
This is an exciting sight that makes people excited!
K-Charming!
Everyone's perspective is too bad! My body is hot!
Hello! I'm Haru-producer Charmy Ishikawa!
I'm Nakata. Nice to meet you.
Nakata-san, you don't look happy. What's wrong?
No, no, no. I thought it would be dangerous if I followed Ishikawa-san.
Haru-producer and I are one!
You're running, aren't you?
I'm running!
I'll pull you from behind like this.
It's okay. You can run more.
Okay! Nakata-san, you're really cold every day, aren't you?
Me?
You're going to give it back to someone else, aren't you?
Minimoni has decided to release their third new single!
Yay!
The costumes are also original Minimoni-style costumes.
If you've seen Hello! Project's concert, you know what I'm talking about.
It's amazing!
Cute!
This is...
No, no, if you do it...
No, you don't have to...
Even if you say you're young, you can't do it, right?
I'm saying it, but I can still do it!
They're all so cute!
They're all so cute and small!
Yes!
They're lovely! I love them!
Let's light a bonfire
Let's give flowers, peach flowers
It's like Hina-sama!
That's right.
How was it?
Today, your singing wasn't great, but...
Ah, no, but...
I thought my singing was good.
It was relatively stable.
Are you happy about it?
Please be happy!
I'm totally fine!
Well, speaking of Hina Festival...
Yes!
Since it's just the three of us...
Yes!
Hina Festival is held every year...
Yes!
Did you know?
If you don't clean up right away...
Yes!
You'll be late for your wedding!
Um...
I don't think it matters that much!
I didn't say it, but I didn't say it!
It's okay!
Then it doesn't matter!
You don't have to worry about it and tell your mother...
Hurry up!
The result doesn't matter, does it?
No, it doesn't!
So, this year, Nakada-san...
You'll still make it in time, won't you?
Huh? For what?
For your wedding!
Wait a minute!
How old are you if you don't make it in time?
Tell me!
How many things are you saying?
Well, it's almost miso soup time...
When you're 30, you can't get married?!
30-year-olds in the world!
Is this what you used to say when you were young?
What am I saying?!
I'm still...
I'm still fine!
Yes!
And with that...
That's all for "Hello! Pro!" news!
Yes!
It's miso soup, isn't it?
It's miso soup in Korea, isn't it?
Yes, this year.
Don't deny it. It's true.
It's sad.
It's getting really sad!
Really!
Let's say "Happy!"
Happy!
Happy! Goodbye!
Happy!
This year is free. Happy!
You finally came! Happy!
Don't deny it. How many times do I have to say it?
Even Tsuji-chan, who couldn't eat donuts,
Tsuji-chan, who lost in today's game, couldn't eat donuts.
What's wrong, Nonono?
She said I shouldn't eat it.
Netara-san! Yamada-san is holding Nonachi's drink!
(Live a little bit, step to the upside down)
(Baby, baby, tonight again up to swing)
(I'm not dancing again)
(I'll keep on dancing)
(I'll never, never let you down)
That's good, Tsuji-chan!
Here's a present from the show!
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Each and every one of you will receive a present.
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