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"Hello! Pro-Live!" which was held every year in New Year's Day, has been held again this year!
But this time, not only is there a lot of people coming, but there are also eyes!
Continuing from last year's "Hello! Pro-Live!" event, this year we'll give away our first giant diamond!
"Hello! Pro-Live!" Yay!
"Pro-Live! Big Two" hit the jackpot!
Thanks to "Otoshi-ga-mou", we finally got a big hit!
And the hot live performance is also a big success!
Otoshi-ga-mou
It's huge!
Otoshi-ga-mou
Happy New Year!
No, no, no, Mr. Adam!
Hey, hey!
Did you bring "otoshi-mou" for your daughters today?
Of course I did!
Really?
Look at this!
Huh?
I want to kill more people than this.
I've been listening to music for a long time.
Hahahahaha!
Isn't it for your health?
It's not good for my health!
Hahahahaha!
Huh?
Well, you know...
To put effort into music and study...
Yes!
To not use it for unnecessary things...
I see!
To limit it!
Yes, yes, yes!
I understand!
Thank you!
Well, today...
Yes, yes!
As a senior in the entertainment industry...
Yes!
From New Year's Day to live performances...
Yes!
With "otoshi-mou"...
Yes!
We're going to perform in front of thousands of people!
Yes, yes!
Sanma!
Tamorian!
"Ohalei Big 2" has come to "Hello Pro Live"!
How is everyone doing this year?
...Is that it?
Hahahahaha!
It's a little long!
Yes!
Well, yes, but...
Yes!
We can't just give you "otoshi-mou"...
Yes!
We'd like you all to do it one by one...
Yes!
Like imitating...
Oh, that's good!
Yes!
Show off your talent...
Yes, show off your talent...
Yes!
And then, if you like, we'll give you "otoshi- mou"...
And then, as a little gift for you all...
Yes!
We'd like you all to write your autographs for each member...
It's huge!
It's huge, isn't it?
Yes!
This is in the way!
Hahahahaha!
It's "Jumbo Emma"!
"Jumbo Emma"!
Yes!
Well, it's true...
It has "Hello Morning" written on it...
It's written on it...
Yes!
Then, you know...
When you get it right, you write down that person's name...
Yes!
And we'll announce the rules and questions...
Yes!
Um...
Later!
Yes!
Hello...
I'm Usaseiko...
First of all...
Let's go and say hello...
Yes...
To the academy...
Let's go and say hello?
Let's go and say hello...
You usually come from over there, don't you?
No, no...
You know...
We're fake...
I see...
I forgot!
Oh, Nakahira, Inafuji...
What kind of reading is that?
- Yokko, Yokko... - Oh, Yokko...
- That's right... Nakahira, Heike, Inafuji... - Oh, this is...
- Oh, it's a pin-team, isn't it? - That's right! Pin! Pin-team!
No, it's not a game-team... We call it "solo"
Oh, no, no! We should treat it like a game!
That's right, that's right...
Oh, strange...
It's "kopoyu", isn't it?
Here they are!
Excuse me!
Hello!
Here they are!
The solo team!
Here, we'll have you do impressions of each other!
And if you're good at it, we'll give you a treat!
Yes!
And...
Don't give up just yet!
We've prepared a small tool for you to do it easily.
With this, you can do anything!
But this is...
This is...
This is a three-person festival!
You're ready?
With this, you can do anything!
So, from a newbie...
From a newbie...
Yes!
From a newbie...
I'm out!
She's out!
I'm out!
I really can't do it...
I'm out!
If you can do it, come closer and say it!
I don't like this!
I'm nervous!
She's not choosing a job!
It's fine for people who can do it, but for people who can't...
It's amazing for people who can do it!
It's delicious if you can't do it!
It's delicious!
You know you can't do it, don't you?
Everyone, you're really bad at it!
There's this, you can do it!
You can do it!
It's a mochi story!
There's a mochi story!
It's a mochi story!
It's your grasp!
You can do it!
Um...
Hotaru no Haka no Sen-chan!
I can't believe it!
For real?!
That's...
It's touching, isn't it?
Sekine-san!
That's really moving, isn't it?!
No, that's...
Setsuko is...
It's heart-breaking, isn't it?
Heart-breaking!
I'm about to cry...
Please...
B-chan...
I'm so hungry...
This is really good!
Okara is cooked, so please eat it.
Is this food?
It's food.
Okara...
Please eat it.
Okara is cooked, so please eat it.
That's amazing!
I'll give you two of these.
What is it?!
This is good!
I'm about to cry...
This is...
I'll open it.
Setsuko! Let's do it!
Let's do it!
Setsuko! Let's do it!
B-chan...
Roll up...
Ro...
Roll up!
Can't you say it?
Can't you say it?!
Roll up!
Why are we getting excited?!
It's like yesterday!
Otome-chan is like yesterday!
I'm counting on you!
B-chan, roll up.
WHO IS THAT?!
Where did you get it from?!
I can't do anything, so I don't have a body.
You do! You do!
I knew it! You're a comedian!
But you have a lot of fans.
You're funny.
Eh? What? What did you say?
Kusunoki-san.
Kusunoki-san?!
Who?
Kusunoki-san.
Kusunoki-san!
That's it!
That's it! That's funny!
You're a talent maker!
Look it up properly!
Kusunoki-san!
Who is it?
I think you've done this before.
I haven't. I haven't.
You've done it before, haven't you?
I have.
Here I go.
Good evening! I'm Kusunoki-san!
That was fast!
Who is it?!
That was fast!
There's not even a fraction of it.
It's better if it's Setsuko.
There's no point in this face!
Don't cover it up!
But Setsuko can do it.
I want to see my mom.
Where is she?
Somewhere in Tetsubon.
Somewhere in Asunabon.
I can't do it!
I want to see my mom!
I can't do it!
Let's do it!
Okay, everyone!
Okay!
I want to see my mom!
I can't do it!
Let's do it!
Close your eyes!
You know it!
I want to hear it again!
I can't do it!
You really can't do it!
Who is it?
Huh?
Are you ready?
Mr. Tsureku?
That's good!
You have to say it!
I'm not good at singing!
What about you, Masakazu Tamura?
You don't change!
We did it together!
Thank you!
You all got it!
Thank you!
I can't do it!
You showed it to someone!
One sheet...
Do it in Segawa English!
I don't want to do it!
You're always lying!
Good morning!
The famous country girls are here!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
One more member?
Yes.
New member!
Yes.
Please introduce yourself.
This way?
Yes, this way.
It doesn't matter what we do.
I'm Mai Sato, a new member of country girls.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
What kind of correct answer is that?
What kind of ping-pong is that?
What kind of impersonation will the new member do?
What?
Cow.
Cow!
Nice to meet you, cow!
Cow. Cow is in trouble now.
Yes, in trouble.
Yes.
Please do it.
Moo!
Yeah!
Tamo, what do you think?
It was good, wasn't it?
Moo!
What kind of cow is it?
It's a cow that's hungry.
Moo!
A cow that's hungry!
I'll ask you based on that.
Please do it one more time.
Yes.
Moo!
Yeah!
It was good, wasn't it?
Moo!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was a little good, wasn't it?
It was close to laughing.
You're too sweet.
Am I?
You're too sweet today, new member.
It's New Year's.
Yeah!
I'll give you this.
Thank you!
I'll do it!
Hey, look behind you.
It's embarrassing.
If you look behind you, you can see me in the mirror.
You can see me in the mirror.
I'll do it!
Please do it!
Moo!
Shimura-ken-san!
How is it?
This part is difficult!
Shimura-ken-san is a little different, isn't he?
In Shimura-san's case, you have to be able to move.
Arai-ya-ne-ra-de-yo!
The staff is saying "oh"!
I'm doing it mainly impersonating.
You know what I'm doing, don't you?
What is it?
Chicken?
Ah, you can't move.
Normally...
Normally you talk!
Well, well, well...
Okay, okay, okay!
Shall we do "chicken", then?
Chicken?
It's kind of stylish!
It doesn't feel weird at all!
It doesn't feel weird!
It's like an album!
It's like a sense!
It's like a sense?
Sense...
It doesn't look like a sense.
Please do it!
Yes!
Koyokoo!
What did you say just now?!
Kowakko!
You don't have many letters!
You said "kowakko", right?
Wait a minute!
You're good!
You're good at chicken!
I was surprised!
I want to decide on a date this week
I want to decide on a boyfriend next week
That's how it is, so what should I do?
I want to decide on a boyfriend next week
That's how it is, so what should I do?
I want to decide on a boyfriend next week
That's how it is, so what should I do?
I want to meet my prince
I want a perfect Christmas
That's how it is, so what should I do?
That's enough, that's enough.
I'm going home!
Ai! Ai! Ai! Ai!
- Wow! I'm so happy! - It's wonderful!
- Wow! Thank you! - Wow!
- I'd like you to do a game. - Yes, yes.
- Wow! - Yes.
- I'd like to give you a dropped coin. - Yes.
- But you can't give it up for free.
- Yes, yes. - Yes.
- So you'll have to do some impersonations... - Impersonations!
- Yes, you'll have to do it like this. - Yes.
- Well, it's not a standard for similar or similar ones. - Yes.
- Now, melon souvenir and Matsura Aya... - Yes.
...can use any small tools.
Before we start, what kind of impersonations will they do?
- I'd like to see you do it, Taka-san. - Taka-san?
Shut up, you idiots!
- Ah! - Ah!
I said do it already!
- Ah! - Ah!
- Daniel! Udomi? - Shut up, you idiots!
- Ah, ah, ah! - Ah, ah, ah!
I forgot to pull it out!
I'll just wear my sunglasses.
- Ah! - Ah!
- I said do it already! - Do it!
- Am I doing it? - Ah!
- Can I do it? - Hurry up!
- I'm ready. - Okay.
Here I go.
- Hey! Wait up! - Here I go!
- Um... seriously? - Yes, please.
Can you say "one moment"?
"One moment"?
There's a term for "one moment".
Can you say "mouse boy" first?
"Mouse boy" first?
Whichever is fine.
"One moment"!
"Mouse boy"!
What's with you, old man?
"One moment" is here!
It's here!
Got it!
Just say it!
Okay.
"Rose"!
I got it!
A movie?
Something like this.
"Neck Dance"?
No, that's not it!
Why didn't you say "one moment"?!
"One moment" is here!
That's good!
We'll leave it for later!
"One moment" is here!
Huh?
What's with you, old man?
It's similar!
This is similar!
This is correct!
What do you think?!
What's with you?!
It's cute!
It's similar!
It's similar! Congratulations!
You're all good!
What's with you?
I'm cold!
I'm freezing!
If you're cold like this, I'm colder!
You're all good!
You're not like me!
You're like Doraemon!
When I first started, I was like Googan!
I'm a top-ranked person!
It was different!
It was Doraemon!
It's a little harsh!
Call me "Diamond"!
Hey, Giant!
Hey, Diamond!
You just want to do it, don't you?!
Hey, Diamond!
Even though you're Diamond, Diamond is here!
That's funny!
What's the judgment?
Judgment? Well, then...
It's me!
It's my Giant!
There was one?!
Tatekabe Kazuya!
Yes, thank you!
What's your name?
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'd like you all to have this.
Yes!
I'd like you all to cooperate with me.
I'd like to give this to the viewers as well.
Yes!
Please have a look at this.
Please give me your autograph!
Yes!
I'll give you a hundred presents!
Yes!
Please buy it later!
Yes!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Tears...
No, no, no! Stop it!
Tears...
Yes!
This is it!
This is how you put it on!
Please put it on my butt!
And like this...
Like this?
Yes!
I did it!
I'm embarrassed!
I won't do it again!
Hey!
Wow!
As expected!
That was amazing!
Yeah, say it in English.
My back just cracked!
This is what I like about you!
This is the place!
What do you mean "this is the place"?
Aloha!
Please shake hands!
Aloha!
What's up with you?
Aloha!
Can they imitate girls from Hawaii?
This suits you!
Should we take this off?
What's this?
Eyebrows?
Wow!
This is it!
She doesn't say much.
She's always next to me like, "Okay, okay!"
Okay?
Wow!
Say it in English.
Okay, ready?
Please!
This is it.
I gotta dance it.
One, two...
You're a weird old man!
Bingo!
Fantastic!
This was awesome!
This was great!
You did a good job!
The last one is...
Monkey!
WHERE THE HELL IS SHE AT?
She's barely making it!
You know, when you're excited...
This is dangerous! This is dangerous!
She's barely making it, this summer girl!
Hey, how are you?
It's hard for such an active person like you!
The color staff will be very happy!
She's got a light heart.
She's eating so little!
She's happy, isn't she?
She's happy, she's happy.
She's got a mustache.
Oh, it's that mustache.
Is it okay for me to say that?
Oh!
Scary! Scary!
Scary!
Ready?
Hey...
Hello?
Hey!
Where did you find me?
What are you saying?
This is...
I want... I want... I want an octopus!
She said "I want an octopus!"
Shut up, you idiot!
Did you fail?
Akista is a beta!
She only remembers useless words!
No, no, no!
That's not funny!
You can't remember those words!
You can't!
You're a bad foreigner!
Wait a minute! I didn't say that!
- Who did?! - I didn't say that!
- Kansai people said it! - No, no, no!
- You're actually Kansai people! - No, I'm not!
I'm going to cut you alive!
Go!
Let's have a fun firework party with everyone! Yeah! Yeah!
Yushin! Mochi! Mochi, mochi, mochi, mochi, momo!
Hana! Hana, hana, hana! Let's decorate it! Ah! Yeah!
All year round, firework party
If possible, firework party every day
Girls wish
Someday they'll be able to firework with someone
Girls wish
Someday they'll be able to firework with someone
Girls wish
Someday they'll be able to firework with someone
I think I heard something.
Did you ignore me?
Are you okay? Are you okay?
You're a little different today.
No, I'm not.
It's work, you know.
Yes, it's work.
Please.
Yes, it's work.
Excuse me!
There's a lot of you! There's a lot of you!
Amazing.
Thank you! Thank you!
Welcome!
Thank you!
Please take care of me this year, too!
Thank you!
That's wonderful!
You've all grown up!
Everyone!
This is Tamori!
I'm Tamori.
Nice to meet you!
Aren't you a little nervous?
Sometimes my nose swells up.
I'm just a regular fan.
I'm sorry.
I'm a big fan of you.
It's nice to see you again.
In 2001, you had a lot of activities.
Yes, I was busy.
In 2002!
What year do you want it to be?
Leader, what about you?
In 2002, I want to have more morning power than I do now.
I want to give power all over Japan.
Isn't it cool?
It's cool.
As expected of Johnson.
When someone does it, please take a thumbnail.
Yes, of course.
Please say it!
Really?
Yes, of course.
There's a lot going on today.
Actually, I've prepared something for you.
Something for me?
Yes!
Well, from everyone's point of view, it's hash money.
You have a bad image.
It's not like that.
It's not like that. You're happy, aren't you?
I'm happy.
I won't just give it to you.
That's right!
I won't just give it to you!
Why?
Everyone will do this!
New Year's money battle!
Harumori money battle 2002!
What?
Yay!
This "yay" is impossible.
You can use it for anything.
You can use it for anything?
You can use it for anything!
It's just that...
Someone!
Nagashima-san, please do it!
I'll do it.
Nagashima-san has a set.
Then I'll do it first.
That's right.
Then I'll do it!
I'll do it!
Why should I do it?
It's easier if you do it softly.
I see!
It's easier if you do it softly.
If you do it well, I'll give you New Year's money.
If you do it well?
Really?
But you can't do "gokuraku" Kato-san.
I can't do it?
You can't do it normally.
It's a dead joke.
Dead joke!
How does Kato-san do it?
Kato-san does it like...
Like this, right?
Kato-san doesn't get embarrassed.
But it's fine like this.
Then I'll do "kokoriko" that you can tell just by moving.
Tanaka-san, right?
Tanaka-san will stand next to me like this.
"What are you doing?" "I'm doing my best!" Endo- san will stand next to me like this for a long time.
You can tell just by moving, right? You can tell just by moving, right?
Why are you doing that? Wait a minute! It was so exciting!
You haven't seen it, so you probably don't know, but Maki-chan didn't laugh at all.
No way! I'm counting on you, Maki-san!
"Huh?" "Huh?" Why are you making that face?
I thought you were amazing.
Oh, really? Thank you for that.
I think it's good for now.
It's high!
What will they show us this year?
Here it is.
Wait! Wait! Um... Wait...
I turned it back and played it again. I studied it.
You turned it back and played it again? It's probably a video, right?
Because you're an important person,
Don't change and keep smiling
This is...
It's similar! It's the same! It's the same!
It's the same! And isn't this from Kohaku's time?
What version is that?
I dedicate this song to you.
You're getting into it!
I turned it back and played it again.
Bring it on!
I'll eat you forever!
She can't stop eating!
That's amazing!
Amazing!
Wow!
I'm jealous!
I can't help it.
Of course you can't.
I'm jealous!
I want to see more of your songs.
Of course you can.
You don't have to sing all of them.
Then...
Should I sing?
Go ahead!
"Shimada Tamayo-san"...
Wow!
Nobody did it!
I don't think anybody did it.
Nobody did it?
Should I do it?
That's a good idea!
Let's go!
I learned it!
She learned it!
Let's go!
Ah, boing, boing, boing!
Tamayo-desu!
Kyo!
Captain found an idiot!
Hello?
Let's talk.
Wow!
I'm glad!
I didn't think Ishikawa would go that far.
That's amazing!
I'm surprised!
It's suddenly boing, boing, boing!
I was nervous at first...
I was nervous...
Yes, but...
No complaints!
Yes!
Even if you don't wear it, it's the same, right?
You don't have to change it!
No, no, it's different.
You're particular about it.
You don't have to change it, right?
That's true.
Who are you trying to imitate?
Hey, stop it!
Stop it!
It's a little dirty.
It's okay.
Hello.
I'm Usu Seiko.
Eh?
Seiko-chan!
She's looking at you!
Thank you.
Why?!
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have told you that you're Seiko Matsuda.
You shouldn't have told me!
It was okay in content terms.
It's fine.
Just leave it as it is.
No, no, no!
Please leave it as it is.
Yes.
Please leave it as it is.
Please!
Don't enter out of nowhere!
Wait a minute.
Everyone, let's have fun.
Let's have fun.
Wait a minute.
A strange person is involved.
I want to see this.
Let's end with this.
Mr. Tanimura.
Thank you!
This is good!
You have a strong will.
You don't even wear a hagezura.
You're amazing!
Congratulations!
I'm sorry for making you enjoy it.
It's about time for the show.
I'll be watching you from the audience seats.
Do your best!
Take a little step forward (step it down)
Take a little step back (upside down)
Oh baby, baby, tonight is upstreet
Won't you dance, paradise (yeah)
Take a little step forward (step it down)
Hey, weakling (up and down)
Oh baby, baby, tonight is update
Won't you sing, paradise (oh)
Love and romance 24/7 (ah)
I wanna be with you all the time (ah)
So lady, lady, be mine (ah)
Love is like a school bus (ah)
It doesn't go fast (ah)
Take a little step back (upside down)
Doing future is mine (ah)
And then (ah)
With a smile (ah)
Let's make happy days
With our power (la la)
Filled with love (la la)
Sing and sing (oh la la la)
Let's sing and sing a song
Wow!
Oh, you had a heart?
Hmm, baby, that's love, love punishment
I'm sure you fell in love because you met me
Come on, it's okay now, I'm here for you
Come on, let's dance!
If you're in a hurry, say yes
That's right, life is always step by step
Oh, baby, baby, tonight is an adventure
Won't you dance with me?
If you're in a hurry, say yes
Oh, baby, baby, I want you to kiss me
I don't want to smell like something bad
Sometimes love makes me sick
Sometimes love makes me happy
I swear it to you, I'm sure of it
Wait, she's dead, don't be deaf and do it, you're just fine
Good work!
- Good job! - Good job!
- Come on! - Good job!
- Good job!
- Are you a comedian? - I'm a comedian!
- You're a comedian! - You're showing off my face.
No, you're not!
- You were very energetic. - I was energetic!
- I got extra power. - Yeah.
I think it's embarrassing for me to look like this.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Show me normally!
You've been talking about the best part in the beginning.
It's almost dark, isn't it?
Do you remember the type?
Yes, I remember.
Te-te-te-te-te-ra-ra-ri-ra-ri-ro.
I remember this.
Can you do this voice?
Yes, I can.
Let's do it.
Please say something.
I'll do it as it is.
I knew it.
The fans who wrote in between the live show.
All of them have finished writing.
Finally, "Jangmoema" has been completed.
"Orgonkou" is waiting for you.
Orgonkou
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