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In Chicago, Morning Musume.'s leader, Kaori Iida, has become a hot topic for her "something" dance.
This time, we're going to do a special project for her.
Hello, Morning Musume. Yeah!
The members' will and determination collide in a battle!
With their polished techniques, it's a showdown!
"Harawari" dance battle!
Are you members of a dance unit?
Yes!
I'm sure you're good at it!
Yes!
Of course!
Yu-chan's rhythm was intense.
Intense.
I haven't done it lately.
Why don't you do it with us?
That's right!
I'll join you in your morning concert.
OK!
Wait for me!
OK!
I'll give you a massage.
OK!
I knew it.
By the way, haven't you noticed?
There's someone missing!
What?
No, there isn't!
There's someone missing!
No, there isn't!
It's that person!
She dances a very unique dance, Sensei!
What?
That person?
She doesn't dance much.
Maybe she'll think of a move for the opening?
That's right!
Sensei!
OK!
Forward! Forward! More!
There she is!
Sensei!
The second singer!
It's Kaoru Iida!
It's been a while.
Well then, Ida-sensei will be teaching you the dance moves and judging you.
Sensei, is it alright with you?
Ah, go ahead.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
Ida Kaori's dance battle!
Will Yaguchi Yoshiza be defeated?!
It's been a while since we've all gathered in a harem theater.
There's a huge panic due to an accident or an accident.
There's a huge pinch due to the strongest enemy appearing in "Kyo Seigin"!
Let's get started!
We're divided into two teams now.
First, team Abe has Yaguchi, Ishikawa, Kago, Konno and Niigaki.
Second and third teams are Goto, Yoshizawa, Tsuji, Takahashi and Rogawa.
The competition is a three-question game. The winning team will receive an expensive gift.
I'm going to show Iida-sensei how it's done.
I want to see it!
OK?
Thank you in advance.
Music, start!
Wow!
Here it comes!
Beat?
Beat!
Where?
Feel it with your chest.
And feel it with your heart.
The rhythm.
The rhythm and...
You know?
That's how dancing is.
First, group battle.
Let's go.
First battle.
Let's dancing!
Let's dancing! Let's dancing!
Stop it!
Let's dancing!
It's funny even if it's not funny.
I couldn't see over there, but what did you think, teacher?
I like second place.
The next high school is Yatta Team.
Yatta Team.
Let's dancing!
What should I do?
Teacher!
Teacher! It's not good!
I don't know this song!
Why do you do this?
Teacher!
Stop it!
Time's up!
I don't know this song!
You make me do weird things.
Is it good?
I didn't think it was the same group, but it looked like a symmetrical movement.
What did you think of it?
I think they both have their own personality.
Did you feel the beat with your heart?
We felt it!
Please give us your judgment.
You're right.
They were both good, but...
I think it's this one.
Why do you think so?
They both have their own personality, and it was good.
But it looked like a symmetrical movement.
Thank goodness!
We decided the last high school.
We decided it!
A group is symmetrical, right?
Yatta!
The first round is won by ABE Team!
HARMONY THEATRE - UNTIL THE BUS ARRIVED
In a corner of the city, there was a bus stop that students of HARMONY GIRLS' SCHOOL often used.
Senior!
You're dead!
Huh?
She's always injured!
What did you do today?
I don't know!
Who were you trying to give that to?
It's still alive!
Eat it!
I'm sorry!
Huh?
Huh, girls?
Aren't you trying to give that to junior high school students?
Huh?
The atmosphere is different today than usual.
What's wrong?
I was practicing, but Asami-chan kept making mistakes, so we were all cheering for her.
Hang in there!
Come on! Hang in there!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
That's what we were saying.
And then...
She's always saying the same thing, so...
I got an octopus in my ear.
Ah!
You're right.
Oh my, oh my, oh my.
That's not good.
Senpai, we have to do something about it.
Is there nothing we can do?
Hang in there.
How about this?
Why don't you go see a doctor?
Before you get any bigger.
Okay.
Hurry up and go.
I hope it's not cancer, though.
If it's cancer, then that's fine.
No, it's not good.
It's cancer!
Cancer!
Oh my!
What's wrong?
The usual mischief of middle school students!
No, I hate those kids.
Let's ignore them.
Really?
Can we?
Look over here.
I brought you a present today.
Huh?
A present?
What?
From the beginning...
That's not good!
You can't have that!
Last year, I got a present in the same way!
Oh my!
I was surprised when I opened it!
I was surprised!
That's not good!
So I'm sure you'll be surprised this year, too!
What?
What does she like?
I don't need a present!
Hurry up and go to school!
Shishishi!
Next time, I'll get you a real present.
I bought all of them this year.
I'm sad you don't trust me.
I'm sad.
Hey, you can have it!
No!
I'm sure you'll be surprised!
Right?
Then check if it's a surprise box or not.
I'll open it, so it's okay, right?
You're so kind.
You shouldn't say things you don't mean.
I'm always kind.
Really?
Are you okay?
I'll open it, okay?
Watch out!
Huh?
This is the chocolate you like.
It's true!
I see.
Well, it's okay, right?
Yeah, it's a good thing.
That's right!
Well, I'll give you this, too.
Oh!
Did you say "sister" just now?
Didn't you overdo it?
You overdid it, didn't you?
"Sister" me?!
I say it about once a year.
Hey!
Me!
Please take it!
Thank you!
I see.
You should have said it like that from the beginning.
Hey, don't look this way!
What is it?
Don't look this way!
Is it chocolate?!
Chocolate!
You overdid it!
Wow!
Isn't it a little too much?!
Thank you for singing with me!
Thank you!
Oh, Octopus...
It's weird to say "trust them", isn't it?
It's the same story from before.
Really! That's why I'm always scared.
I'm a man of my word!
It's a little scary!
Ouch! Ouch!
Oh, Yujiro-san, what's wrong?
I ate Japanese elementary school food.
And then I got a stomachache.
What did you eat in a Japanese elementary school restaurant?
I ate ozori!
Hey! You can't eat ozori!
It's not "zori", it's "zoni", isn't it?
Do Japanese people eat African elephants and Indian elephants cooked?
No, no, no...
It's scary!
Ouch!
Oh, my God!
Ouch!
It hurts more than Yoshizawa-san, doesn't it?
Hey, are you okay?
You've been in Japan for a long time, haven't you, Yoshizawa-san?
It's okay for you to look me in the head, isn't it?
That's right!
What's up with him?
Oh, my God!
Nazmi!
What's up?
What's up with you? You scared me!
I'm on guard now!
Why?
Before I came here, I went to the shrine for the first time.
And I saw a lot of bad guys!
What? Is that so?
It's okay!
Something bad is about to happen, and I'm scared!
Don't worry about it! There's no such thing! Come here!
Wow!
It's okay!
There's no such thing!
There isn't! There isn't! There isn't!
It's okay! It's okay!
There isn't! There isn't!
Jeez!
Don't worry about it!
Ah! It's definitely Mikuji's fault!
No! No! No!
No!
Didn't you hit Natsumi yourself just now?!
No, I didn't.
You're crying like you always do.
It's okay!
You're scared, aren't you?
Yeah.
I'm scared of cockroaches, too!
It's okay! Don't worry about it!
I feel like I'm going to do something bad and I'm scared!
Something bad is definitely going to happen!
Ouch!
What?!
It's definitely Mikuji's fault!
No! No!
Don't say that!
That's right! That's right!
You know, over there!
The baseball boys are probably playing baseball!
It's okay! It's okay!
Is that so?
Yeah!
Y-you're right!
It's okay!
It's definitely not Mikuji's fault!
Even if you're the worst person in the world...
It's okay!
Please!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Natsumi, it's your fault!
Is that so?
Is it my fault?!
It's not your fault at all!
But it's definitely Mikuji's fault!
More and more bad things are going to happen!
Don't get angry! It's okay!
I might die!
What if I die?! What if I die?!
What if you die?!
Calm down! Calm down!
Calm down!
Don't worry! Don't worry!
Let's sit in the train!
You won't die, right?!
You won't die?!
I'll say it one more time, you won't die, right?!
You won't die.
If you're going to die, just die.
Aah!
Nazmin! Are you okay?!
Nazmin!
Please, just die!
Nazmin, where are you going?!
Hey, wait!
I'm sad that I don't have much savings at this time of year.
I need money.
Maybe I should save some money.
Ouch!
Who broke this?
It's broken.
I'm surprised.
What should I do?
Humans are sad.
What?
Humans are sad.
Why are you sad? You are young.
When it gets cold, my cheeks become apple-shaped.
You don't have to be so sad that your cheeks become apple-shaped, do you?
No! My cheeks become apple-shaped!
I'm not sad about it!
You don't have to cry about your cheeks becoming apple-shaped!
You don't know anything at all!
I know.
Who are you, all of a sudden?
I know your sadness.
Who are you?
Good morning, Kouji. Good morning, Fumima.
Hey, what's your relationship like?
Do you like me?
Hey, are you mad at me?
Hey you, where are you looking at?
Look at me and talk to me!
Farewell, tears.
Not only for friends, but also for yourself.
What are you talking about?
Hagiwara Sakutaro.
Hey, are you done?
Hey!
I wanted you to kiss me.
Oh, you want me to kiss you?
I'm not a grandma!
I don't care anymore! I'm going home!
You have school now, don't you?
Can't you go, Kanaisuge?
It doesn't matter if you don't go.
I can't go!
Go!
No!
You're being spoiled!
Hey you!
Your face is like an apple pie and you're being spoiled!
I'm doing my best to live every day like this!
Go and do your best!
I'll do my best!
I'll do my best and go to school!
All right!
Grandma, what are you doing?
What are you doing, grandma?!
It's a gummy bear!
Don't touch it, grandma!
It's okay!
I'm sorry!
It's this gummy bear's fault!
All right! Then...
I'll be your substitute!
Okay?
Senior!
S-senior...
It's tough, isn't it?!
Thank you very much!
I'm glad!
I don't know what you're talking about!
The students and teachers of Haromori Girls' Academy waited for the bus at 2 a.m. again this morning.
The dance battle between Haromori Girls' Academy and Haromori Girls' Academy!
In the second round, both teams chose to battle against each other.
Both teams showed off their high-tension dance moves and competed against each other,
but Dancing Queen Idal's judgment is...
The winner is Yasta's team!
Now it's one-on-one, and the winner will go to the final round!
As expected of Sensei, he has talent for drawing only.
I was thinking about doing radio exercise.
Radio exercise is first and second.
By the way, Sensei's exercise is not radio exercise.
It's R and B, right?
It's R and B!
Who is the representative of the sub-team?
It's Maritte!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's go, Abe team!
Let's dancing!
You did your best!
You did your best, didn't you, Sensei?
You have a good sense!
It was wonderful when you entered from that wonderful pose.
Who is the representative of Team Yasuda?
Yoshi!
Let's start!
Please dance in the center.
Let's get excited!
Are you ready?
Are you ready, Yoshi?
I'm ready!
Let's dancing!
Yoshi is dancing!
What?
Who is dancing?
Wonderful! What is the theme of this dance?
This is...
"Grandpa".
I've never seen such a dance before.
Sensei, I'm in a hurry! Sensei, I'm in a hurry!
Calm down, Sensei! Are you alright?
How are you, Sensei?
Sensei, I'm not injured! Are you alright?
Sensei is the best!
Seriously!
Even though you've danced all three songs!
This is bad.
Sensei is the best!
Sensei is the best in the world!
I know!
Are you alright, Sensei?
Let's see the final decision.
It's one to one now, right?
Here is the result!
I'm scared!
You're lost, aren't you?
You're taking too long!
Sensei! Sensei, I'm begging you!
I've decided!
Here you go!
I'm happy!
I want you to tell us the reason!
Is there a reason for this?
Marippe is really good.
I panicked. I laughed a lot.
But...
Yoshizawa-san...
I couldn't think of a story like that.
I was really frustrated.
The most exciting thing is that the teacher is in danger.
Now, we have prepared a reward for you!
Here it is!
Wow!
What is this?
Everyone, look!
Please eat a lot!
Bye-bye!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
Thank you for the meal!
How does it taste, everyone?
Delicious!
Suzy-chan, how do you feel?
Delicious!
Everyone, eat happily!
Delicious!
When it rains, there is no one!
No one!
Why is Suzy-chan angry?
Suzy-chan, please say a word to Suzy-chan.
It's great, Katsu!
"Gyo-seijin"!
"Gyo-seijin" gathering!
"Gyo-seijin"!
Ready, set...
Bowling!
...is reversing!
You are plain!
You are cool!
Today is the first "plain" birthday in 2002!
I want you to tell me about your new year's resolution!
I want you to master "plain" in English this year!
Can you speak "plain" in English?
Yes, "plain"! Can you show me?
Hello "plain"! How are you today "plain"?
Anyways, I think it's a really nice day today "plain"!
What do you think?
Oh! Yeah "plain"!
OK "plain"!
You have a good attitude "plain"!
Yes "plain"!
You can do it "plain"!
OK! I'll do my best "plain"!
Next is Kago "plain"!
Yes! I'm studying magic so I don't lose to Harry Potter "plain"!
Can you use magic "plain"?
One, two...
"plain"...
Kago "plain"!
That's not magic it's a UFO "plain"!
And there is one more!
Kago "plain"!
That's also not magic it's an "aho" "plain"!
An "aho" "plain"!?
This year I will become the world champion in martial arts "plain"!!!
Tsuripyan! Tsuripyan!
Come back!
- Crispy, right? - Really?
- It's crispy, right? - It's crispy, right?
It's a crepe, right?
I want to eat it all!
- Yay! - Yay!
Tsuripyan!
Are you only going to eat again this year?
Can't I?
You can't, pyon!
I've been asking you, but you haven't forgotten what's important, right?
- What's important? - What's important?
Yes! Our Pyon Saints' goal, pyon!
- We want to save humanity! - We want to save humanity!
- Humanity... - Humanity...
Come on!
Power of anger!
Ms. Eiki! Ms. Eiki!
Our goal is to conquer the earth-pyon!
I'm tired-pyon!
Stand up, you! Stand up, you!
Line up, you!
All three of you, together!
We pray for you-pyon!
One, two!
Excuse me, what is that?
Half-body-pyon!
Where does that energy come from?
What is that creepy laugh?
And that!
That's an alien! Martian!
Martian! Martian!
Boss, those are Martian feet!
(laughing)
Who is it?
(panting)
We're saved!
Is everyone okay?
Yes, we're fine.
We're fine.
Boss, it's coming from over there again!
Boss!
Are you okay?
I'm not hungry.
Hey, are you okay?
We're in trouble!
Let's all work together and save them!
Okay!
Boss, the boulder is getting smaller!
You can freely change your size, pyon!
It's getting bigger, pyon!
That's my specialty, pyon!
Okay, we're going to fight with this, pyon!
Let's go, pyon!
What's this?
Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi! Komanechi
♪ Ah, thank you for your support ♪ ♪ Ah, thank you for your support ♪ ♪ Ah, thank you for your support ♪
♪ Ah, thank you for your support ♪
I'm scared!
This is something you don't get to see often, pyon!
You're amazing, Alura-pyon!
This is a corner you can't get enough of, pyon!
This is something you don't get to see often, pyon!
Barton-pyon's dance!
It's wonderful, pyon!
Oh my god! Look! Barton's battle has begun!
Barton's battle is coming up, pyon!
That's right! Let's all work together and defeat Barton's battle, pyon!
Yeah!
Barton's Battle
Tsuji-pyon and their boss desperately try to save Tsuji-pyon, who has been captured by the evil Barton- pyon.
However!
The three of them are in an unbelievable pinch!
Next time, "Fight, Pyon-pyon!"
Tsuji-pyon and Iba-pyon help each other out, and we'll also bring you "Absolutely Disgusting-pyon"!
I'm the commentator, Yuu-chan!
Cancel!
Master! She makes men in the world fall in love with her!
She's a woman with no title! Hello! I'm Charmy Shikawa!
Hello! I'm Yuu-chan, a commentator!
Wow! Nakazawa-san, you're dying! You're bursting out laughing!
I want to change my character.
Here's the first Hello! Pro News of the week!
Morning Musume's leader Kaorinko and leader Kaori- san
will produce art!
In order to show off their wonderful art skills,
Morning Musume's art and color...
2020...
has been announced! Yay!
Shikawa-san...
You're crying like a baby!
I'm sorry!
How do I put it...
Your comments always make me nervous!
Not only your art and dance skills,
but your art as well!
Why do you use this color?
We ordinary people don't understand...
your wonderful art skills.
But you're no Kiyoshi Yamashita turtle!
I'm no worse than you!
Ta-dah!
What do you think of my wonderful art?
"Help me!" she says!
I love it!
You're wonderful, Chami Shikawa!
You're wonderful!
Can I open my own shop next?
2020 is Chami Shikawa's era!
I hope you'll exhibit this next year!
From January,
you can open your own shop at Matsudaka or Hyakka stores.
Why don't you come and visit?
Here's the next news!
Chami Shikawa starred in many dramas,
and in search of her most popular show "Idol,"
she'll release her famous DVD!
Yay!
When you say comments like that, does it make you this excited?
I want you to show me that I'm not in it!
But I'm always hoping for your growth!
Thank you!
I'm saying this because it's New Year's Eve, so remember it well.
I won't say it often, but I have one DVD now.
It even has a special video.
I think you can see it if you watch it.
That's great!
That's a normal comment!
That's great!
But you know me?
I'm your host, Nakada-san.
I really admire you.
I hope I can say things like you do.
Thank you!
I'll tell you!
Thank you!
Yes, well...
Yes.
I'm telling you everything so you won't go crazy.
This is where you'll grow up.
Do your best!
Yes, I will!
You can't just rely on Kanpei!
That's right!
Really!
Yes!
You definitely won't go crazy!
Anyway!
Morning Musume.
For the first time, many members of HaruPro are starring in it!
It's a huge, popular New Year's Eve variety show!
Please check out "aisaga"'s DVD!
Please do!
Yes! That's all for this week!
That's all for now!
Bye!
Wait!
Let Nakada-san say something.
Oh!
Thank you!
Four, three, two, one!
The team has been summoned.
The members' will and determination collide!
High content!
High quality!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, a digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily,
Camellia C2!
And from Gariber, a car delivery network all over the country,
an MD player!
Each and every one of you will receive a present!
Applications can be found in this email address!