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Everyone!
Happy New Year!
Let's start with Tsuji and Udo.
Is it okay?
Although it's the first time this year,
how was your New Year's Eve in 2002?
It was live!
It was!
By the way, when this year ends in spring, come visit us!
Come visit us!
We'll be waiting for you!
I see!
We've been waiting for you!
Do you have any goals for this year?
Goals?
It's the first New Year's Eve for a new member.
How about you?
I hope I can show more of my new self this year!
Wow, you're serious!
How about you?
I hope I can show more of my new self this year!
Wow, you're serious!
Okay!
I want to wear short sleeves!
You didn't say you wanted to wear short sleeves!
What is it, Tsuji?
I want to wear short sleeves!
Oh, I see!
You only wore short sleeves last year!
Okay!
Hana!
I want to be more like a girl!
Hmm...
Then I want to be more like a girl, too!
What?!
What are you doing?!
Hello, Morning!
Yeah!
The first broadcast of the new year is "Hello, Morning! Famous Scenes Week"!
We'll show you a lot of famous scenes featuring M. G., Kyon Seijin, and Charmy!
And we'll also show you Momus, Pucci, Tampoco, and Minimoni's studio live performances!
This is "Tampoco's Studio Live"!
In Tampoco, there is a prince and snow...
[Tampoco's Studio Live]
When I was watching TV, I got worried and called you on a snowy night.
We got in touch, but you seem busy again.
I was worried about you, so I called you right away.
When I was about to take a bath, you came to me through the side door.
You're like a prince, you're kind and you look weird, but...
Don't say what you think you're like a prince.
[Tampoco's Studio Live]
On a day like a prince's day,
I accidentally said it on the phone
On a snowy night with a prince,
I should have held your hand and gone
You had a face like a prince's
And you were waiting for me
Weird prince
My prince
After this, you can't skip it!
Don't miss it!
The first and last song of the nine members, "The Peace"!
Everyone in the world is different, mom!
Everybody get up! We are the ones who will build the future!
Let's get up! Get up! Everybody scream!
It's meaningless, but I like convenience stores!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it's like that! It's cold in my hometown!
Let's go home! Let's go home! Let's go to the movie theater!
Hi, it's me, you can't see me!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Oh, it's a bad day! This is...
Thank you for today!
I'm not a kid anymore!
Voting is a god's job!
It's a valuable opportunity!
Gotta cry!
Let's go! Yeah!
Ah! Let's go!
Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
We in!
People I liked were kind to me.
I'm glad things happened to me.
People I cared about understood me.
I'm glad things happened to me.
Let's go! Yes, everyone, let's go!
Yes, that's how we vow it!
Yes, that's how we promise it!
Come now, let's hurry!
It's the highest breath, let's go!
I'm happy that something like this happened.
The person I love was honest.
I felt like I could accept anything.
Love for life!
Yeah!
Hello, morning!
Today, as it is the first time of the year,
we will send you a compilation of all the famous scenes from October of last year!
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
In addition, each unit's song "Morning Musume" is also full of songs,
so please prepare a video of the permanent save version right now!
First of all, let's take a look at the NG scenes.
The first one of the year is...
Grandma...
Please come in.
Grandma, you're so cute!
Raw gummies.
Wrong.
Raw gummies!
I know.
Really?
Don't look!
What are you laughing at?
Even if Shackley didn't stop,
everyone went to school and school...
school and school...
school and company!
What's funny?
It's okay.
It's okay!
Hey!
You...
Textbook...
Textbook, right?
You guys!
Yes.
Hungry...
Sorry.
Let's say sorry.
What's with you...
At first you pushed us and...
Oh, sorry.
Sorry?
Your apology is too casual.
What's with you...
At first you pushed us and...
I'm sorry!
Sorry?
It's okay.
No!
Don't be childish!
What's with you...
At first you pushed us and...
Everyone!
At first you pushed us and...
You're doing your best!
I'm sorry!
A little...
I was holding back my cough and tears came out!
I'm sorry!
No!
Don't be childish!
What's with you...
At first you pushed us and...
Everyone!
At first you pushed us and...
You're doing your best!
I'm sorry!
At first you pushed us and...
No!
Don't be childish!
What's with you...
At first you pushed us and...
Everyone!
I'm sorry!
What's with you...
Why do you forget?
That's enough.
That's not it.
Raw...
Raw wheat!
Raw...
Raw wheat!
Raw...
Oh, mistake!
Raw wheat, raw skin!
Oh! Raw skin is a northeastern type of...
...feng shui!
If you put it into words, it becomes a lie.
I wanted someone to know...
...the sadness before words.
I'm kidding, Haruo.
Do you know what you're saying?
- I... - I'm sorry, Dad!
- I'm Umezaki! - You're back!
That's right.
Huh? Where's my pen?
I went to get something, but I didn't get it.
Huh?
I didn't get it.
- What was it? - When you go get something...
...do you often forget what you went for?
- Yes! - Suji-pyon!
- What was it? - Huge rain!
No, it wasn't!
I'm sorry...
...for the rumors...
...the ladies of Earth are making.
- It's dark in here. - Yeah!
I'm Charmy Shikaruka!
Are you Charmy Ishikawa?
- Can you say that again? - No, no!
- I'll say it like it is. - I'm Charmy Ishikawa!
- Today, this month, 10th, Shibuya, AX, morning... - AX, right?
- AX, AX, AX... - I'm sorry about that.
- I'll always be AX. - Are you stupid? You should study properly. - I'm sorry!
- Let's do our best not to make a mistake this year.
- Charmy Ishikawa is...
- The staff is very kind and easy to understand.
- They're putting out so-called assessments next to the camera. - Oh, is that so?
- Ishikawa always makes a lot of mistakes.
- I'm sorry! - You were nervous when you were next to me, weren't you?
- Oh, that's true, but... - You make too many mistakes.
- You always make a mistake when you're talking. - I have a lot of lines!
- It's not a lot, but...
- When I go out, I'm always by his side...
- And a lot of lines end up getting mixed up. - I know.
- If you have a lot of lines on that day, it's hard for everyone.
- How about Koji Ayano?
- Koji Ayano is... - Koji Ayano was scary.
- He was scary! - He wasn't scary! Why did you laugh?
- You know, even though I laugh like this...
- When I'm talking like this...
- There's a monitor right here where you can see the screen.
- And someone was laughing next to me! - Everyone was laughing!
- It was scary! - I was going to show you the real thing, but I kept hiding it.
- No matter what you say, Yossi...
- I'm Yossi.
- Can you translate for me? - Sure.
- Of course. - No mistake.
- There was a mistake!
- No don't you like?
- It doesn't change?! What is this?!
- Yossi doesn't admit his mistakes!
- Chemistry!
- Yossi!
- Yossi! Chemistry!
Give me love
A little too high, keep going straight down
A little too risky, step upside down
Oh baby, baby, tonight we're up to speed
Won't you dance with me, it's paradise
A little too high, keep going straight down
Everyone's weak, but we're up and down
Oh baby, baby, tonight we're up to date
Won't you sing with me, it's paradise
Oh, if you're my girlfriend, 24 hours a day
Oh baby, baby, I'd like to stick with you
But even so, it's still work for me
Love is like a carousel
Let's melt into each other and move forward
A little too high, I swear tonight
A little too risky, just do it
A little too risky, love me
Good feeling, I'm about to win you
Tell me it's mine
So sweet, sayonara
Filled with smiles, sayonara
Let's make happy days
With our own strength
Filled with love, sayonara
Let's sing, sing, sayonara
Baby, oh, you say your heart aches?
Baby, that's love. Love is painful.
I'm sure you fell in love because you met me.
Come on, it's okay now. I'm here for you.
Come on, let's dance.
Let's hurry up and go to the airport.
That's right, kiss me and say it to me.
Step by step.
Come on, baby, baby, let's go again tonight.
Don't you want to dance?
Oh, if you're my lover, I'd like to kiss you.
Oh, I'd like to kiss you.
I don't smell like lemon.
Love sometimes makes you run.
Love sometimes makes you cry.
It's a Monday.
I swear to you.
It's a Monday.
I'm sure you'll sing.
It's a Monday.
I love you.
Could we never do it?
Could you be mine?
And then...
Let's confirm our love today, too.
La La La...
Let's sing it. Come on, sing a song.
La La La...
Let's sing it. Sing a song.
It's a Monday.
I swear to you.
It's a Monday.
I'm sure you'll sing.
It's a Monday.
I love you.
It's a Monday.
I'm sure you'll sing.
It's a Monday.
I love you.
It's a Monday.
I'm sure you'll sing.
It's a Monday.
I love you.
Could we never do it?
Could you be mine?
Hello, morning!
Next up is a cute and popular Pyon Seiji's famous scene.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Ponytail. - Yes.
- Ponytail. - Ponytail.
- I think it's funny, so I hope you watch it. - I think it's funny, so I hope you watch it.
- Yes. - Yes.
- I think it's funny. - I think it's funny.
Then, Pyon Seiji's...
Chani!
Yes?
Do a V-tune.
Then...
I want you to do it for me.
How?
- Well... - I don't know.
Please say "tart" and "pyon"!
Please, Sian!
Sian, you can forget your age.
- Okay. - You're cute.
Start! Pyon!
29 years old!
Minimoni!
Pyon Seiji!
A funny Pyon Seiji!
A chat with a drunk and lonely three people is meaningless.
But, it's true that he's trying to conquer the earth!
Don't eat it! Don't eat it!
20 seconds!
Put out your tail, Pyon!
If you're forced to hold your tail, you won't be energetic anymore, Pyon!
Have you repented, Pyon?
Have you repented, pose!
That's gross!
Who's that, Pyon?
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
Tsuji-pyon!
Kuro-pyon!
It's exposed, Pyon!
Well done.
Sorry!
Maybe people other than Pyon Seiji are watching, Pyon?
What do you mean?
For example, Biroron Seiji.
That lowly star with "biroron, biroron" on its tail!
I went to school in Shizuoka today.
Biroron, biroron
This cake is so good, "biroron, biroron"
In winter, you can eat a lot of candy!
You can eat a lot of shiitake mushrooms!
There's also Kago-chan Kawaii Seiji, Pyon!
It's sunny today and Kago-chan is cute, Pyon!
It's warm and fuzzy today and Kago-chan is cute, Pyon!
You're a good alien, Pyon!
Pyon Seijis don't know what you're thinking about.
Every time, a robot brings a secret item for earth protection.
A strange object attacks them!
Let's do it, everyone!
No, no, no!
It's not pretty!
It hurts!
It stinks!
Then I'll try it!
Do it, Pyon!
It hurts!
You always make fun of my pronunciation!
You can't do that!
It hurts!
Rika, you're so thin!
In the corner of this Kyon Seijin,
we'll go for a big reward after four hours!
We'll do it!
It's fun!
Daily! Daily!
How is it?
It's fun!
I'll hold your hand.
Daily! Daily!
You're cute!
I hate you!
Daily! Daily!
Great!
That's it!
One more!
You're great, Suzy!
Let's go to conquer the world!
Daily! Daily!
This year for sure, conquer the world! Pyoen Seijin!
Awesome! You can do it!
Pyoen Seijin can conquer the world!
Really?
It's so close!
Do your best! I'm cheering for you!
OK!
This is interesting!
Really? Do your best!
I know how hard it is for you, Yaguchi.
It looks hard!
Is there a member you want to try Pyoen Seijin?
Me!
What kind of role do you want to play?
It's interesting that Kaori suddenly joined us.
You have to be Seijin, right?
Yes!
Can I join you?
Yes, you can!
Please prepare more costumes for me!
It's hard!
It's weird, but you can only do it here regardless of age.
I want to do it here!
Me too!
I want to do it here!
It's unfair!
Before conquering the earth, it's better to conquer Harajuku first.
That's right!
I'll do my best!
They want to have a perfect Christmas!
One, two...
Merry Christmas!
I want to get a part-time job this week
I want a boyfriend next coming week
I'll have a drink with that kind of tea
Spice and Hakanake will cool you down
It's O.V.I.O.V.I.YASUDA
Even if you get married, you'll have to pay more
It's O.V.I.O.V.I.YASUDA
Hey, you can say it's just a wish, right?
You can say it, right?
Santa Claus, please
Let me meet you like in a movie, my love
I want a perfect Christmas
I want to stay up all night for Christmas
Most of my thoughts are about my boyfriend
I'm in a pinch tonight, my phone's about to stop
If it's for my makeup, I'll get up early
My outdoor holiday is too much
Why is my friend's boyfriend
not bringing his beloved one?
It's boring!
I want a perfect weekend
I want to surprise you at the end of the year
I want to boast about my wonderful boyfriend
Is Santa really here?
I've believed since I was little
Santa, Santa!
I want this Christmas to be perfect
My boyfriend is as big as my head
I want this weekend to be perfect
I want this year-end to be a prank
My boyfriend is as big as my head
I want to boast about my wonderful boyfriend
There's no point in boasting about it
Boyfriend
This has been Charmy Ishikawa's "Defense Megushin"!
Next up...
We have a serious problem!
What is it?
"HARPURO" news...
Is it temporary news?
Charmy Ishikawa...
I'm really sorry about this.
I'll apologize on behalf of everyone.
Charmy Ishikawa has...
A lot of harsh words...
She's really mean!
She's a distant relative...
I haven't met her yet...
But she says really mean things...
I'd like you all to see that.
So...
Distant relative, Charmy Ishikawa...
Please show us the video.
I'm scared!
Here's the video!
Special episode! Charmy Ishikawa's adventure!
Mr. Nakadara was so nice to me when I was on the panel.
I'd like to be nice to you, too!
Look! Mr. Nakadara isn't mad!
If you're watching this show, please watch "Mibu Gisshi Den"!
That's all for now! I'm Natsumi Abe! Bye!
Mr. Nakadara's ugly face looked so good on you!
She's the eldest daughter of Hello! Project.
But she's younger than me.
How old is she? She's 22 years old.
She's still young.
What did you say?
Please wait a moment.
It's nothing like that!
I really want to get married soon.
I see.
Well...
I guess you and Mr. Nakadara are not meant for each other.
You're lying!
What's going on here?
Caster!
It's an old man who gets drunk at Shinbashi!
Excuse me.
That's enough!
Hello! I'm Charmy Ishikawa!
Please help me!
My new single "A Perfect Christmas" will be released!
- About the song... - Yes?
When you open the CD, it seems like something amazing is going on.
Oh! What's going on?
It seems like the three of them are wearing sailor clothes.
Yasuda-san, you too?
Ishikawa-san?
If Nakata-san doesn't look good in sailor clothes, I'm not saying that!
No, I'm not saying that either.
But if it's possible...
I want to wear...
Mitsuori socks...
Recent socks...
Ah, no good, right?
No good, right?
Nelson too, with his cleanliness...
Doing his hair with braids...
His hair too, with black hair...
His skirt...
To his ankles...
That long one!
Hello! I'm Charmin Ishikawa!
I'm a womanizer, 28-year-old Nakazawa Yuko!
Caster...
It's martial arts charisma...
Antonio Inoki!
One...
Two...
Three...
Go!
Ta-dah!
Why did you change the angle?
What is this?!
Ah, good work!
Thank you for the meal!
What is it?
Excuse me...
Um... this...
It can't be helped...
I can't say it now, but...
It can't be helped. Let's go.
I'm sorry.
Ah, my shoulders are stiff.
I'll put it under your ears.
Isn't it too little?
Ah...
I'll bring more.
Their conflict continues this year as well.
I'm sorry!
Do your best.
Yes!
Um...
We always have to give information, right?
To the viewers...
We're doing our best!
Yes.
And...
While receiving my comments...
We're doing our best, but...
For some reason, for the members...
For Morning Musume.
We keep saying weird things, right?
It's terrible, isn't it?
What's wrong with you being a celeb?
Ah...
I thought it wouldn't suit me.
It's terrible, isn't it?
What about you, Kei-chan?
Kei-chan!
It's terrible, isn't it?
Being a celeb...
Right?
I'm already here, you know.
That's right.
- The photos... - Next to you...
Ah, it's nothing.
It's nothing!
I'm not scared!
You're not scared, right?
Right, Go-chan?
Right?!
I've always been cute, but...
But I don't think it's anything!
I don't think it's anything!
It's nothing!
Okay!
It's okay. It doesn't suit me.
Wow, that was pretty good!
Is it Minimori's love? Paromori Special Version!
It's Minimori!
It's Minihams!
Minimori has transformed into Minihams!
Wear a miniskirt, Minihams!
A checkered skirt looks good on you.
You're an idol, so Minihams!
Is love really forbidden?
Tomorrow will be a good day.
Love, love, love, love, I love you!
Love, love, love, really love you!
What do you think?
Your face is turning red!
What are you talking about?
Dogawa-san has...
Dogawa-san's story...
Chami Shikawa has...
revealed it!
What do you think?
Your face is turning red!
I'm watching you!
I'm sorry, but I have to say it!
That's why we sent you a compilation episode!
What did you think?
It was fun!
It's fun!
Harmonies are fun!
It's fun!
This year, the four newcomers...
will work even harder...
so that we can be active in these compilations.
Yes!
Please improve your skills and work hard!
Yes!
We will send you more and more fun harmonies next week!
Everyone, one, two...
Thank you for your support this year, too!