AISubs v3.5
Welcome back, new members!
Once in a lifetime special!
Play, deceive and get rewards! New members, attack!
This time, we'd like the new members...
...to acquire acting skills necessary for their future performances in the entertainment world.
Have you seen any of the movies and dramas our seniors have starred in?
- Have you? - Yes!
- Yes!
- What's "yes" mean? - It's embarrassing.
- Yeah. - Isn't "the past" a little strange?
Yeah, you know, those runners and stuff.
- Was that your comment? - That one was too harsh!
- You heard it! - Not us, but they heard it!
This is so exciting!
- We're sorry about that! - "Pinch", "Pinchy" runner...
"Nomu Century" and "Musical"...
- "Musical" and "M." - Again with that stuff...
What's that?
- "La La Land"... - I told you! That's not "La La Land"!
- "La La Land" is really old! - That's too old!
Yes! Yes! Let's have fun!
The rules are simple.
The senior members will hit the real person out of four new members.
Now, let's see the new members' tricking techniques!
For the winning team, we'll give you a luxurious cake as a gift for winning the contest "Conditory Recognition".
Yes! Thank you!
I like this one.
Me, too.
No!
I like that one.
I like the right one.
So, I'll try it.
Let's eat it!
What are you doing?
Hello, Morning!
Secret Secret Room
New members, four teams!
Will they deceive their seniors?
Momosu Udezumo Jo-no-zo
Sujikon-no-gekitotsu
Regular Program
Harmony Theater
"Four Seasons" are also in good condition!
I don't know.
I like the second one.
Who is watching the first round of competition?
Among the four of you, there is only one person with low frequency. Please guess it!
Let's go! Switch on!
It starts plainly, doesn't it?
It's the slowest, isn't it?
It was faster than I thought, wasn't it?
It was fast, wasn't it?
It's the slowest, isn't it?
Isn't it slow?
Ogawa is really slow with low frequency.
Is it flowing at a constant rhythm?
Right, it's low frequency.
Somehow, when you say it, it's definitely not low frequency, isn't it?
Yes!
Yes, yes!
It's definitely not low frequency, isn't it?
Eh, wait a minute!
"Raise it red", "raise it white"
Can you try dancing like that?
I wonder if it's wrong...
Why isn't it like that?
"Raise it white", "raise it white"
One, two...
"Raise it white", "raise it white"
It's good, it's kind of fluttering.
I don't know!
It's kind of funny.
But, I feel like it might come out a little plain this time.
"Raise it white", "raise it white"
Time's up!
Now, how is it, senior team?
Who is the real one?
Please sum up the answers one by one!
Here you go!
One, two, three, four!
"Raise it white", "raise it white"
Sum it up!
Sorry, sorry!
We got all excited!
Aren't they funny, these people?
Is it summed up?
It's decided!
OK, let's go with "more than one"!
You guys are pretty serious about this.
You did a good job!
It's hard to go with "more than one" since there are so many of you.
I hope you won't play that song.
It's OK, it's OK, it's OK!
No, we don't need it anymore.
Here's the answer!
One, two...
"Right"!
OK!
Now, who is the correct answer?
Announcement!
OK, then...
Switch...
On!
I knew it! Everyone chose Takashi!
Ah! Takashi!
I got it!
Did you get it?
This is fast!
Is it fast? Is it your first time?
Yes.
I see.
What do you think of the new members' acting skills?
They're cute!
The way they talk is cute!
It's like they haven't fooled anyone yet!
They're cute!
I see. As time goes by, you guys will be fooled.
That's right!
But I'm pure!
But who are you?
You guys seem to have a lot of free time!
Until the bus arrived at the Harmony Theater...
There was a bus stop that the students of the Harmony Girls Academy often used in one corner of the city.
Ah! Right! Ah! Right! Ah!
Turn right!
Like this?!
Everyone, you're doing it wrong!
No, it's you!
Ah, I'm sorry.
Hey, what are you holding?
A basketball.
Why are you holding that?
Because it's a basketball.
Idiot!
Everyone, you're being scolded.
You're the only one!
I'm sorry.
Are you going to dribble or shoot with that?
Are you going to do it?
Don't ask me!
You don't know anything!
That's also my line!
I'm sorry.
Alright!
Alright, let's go!
Turn left!
Fight! Ah!
Ouch!
I feel better now.
Glasses on glasses.
Oh, I don't have glasses.
I don't have glasses.
No.
You know about my glasses, don't you?
There's no way you know about them.
Can you read this for me?
Okay, it's from the contract, but...
It's "half of two".
Okay? Is that all?
You're a high school student, but you can't even read kanji?
Oh, I'm "kitoku shijo".
"Kitoku shijo"?
Are you still single?
That's terrible!
Oh, no! "Kitoku shijo".
"Kitoku shijo"...
You're "kitoku shijo", so you can't even read kanji and your way of talking is weird.
Oh, I'm "sumimasen".
What?
I'm "sumimasen".
Oh, you wanted to apologize for "sumimasen", didn't you?
Well, why don't you continue?
I'm "sumimasen", old woman!
I'm telling you, old woman!
Why don't you call me "grandma"?
I'm "sori", "hige", "sori", "sori" and I'm "tetsukabuto"!
"Tetsukabuto"!
Oh, no!
Yeah!
You don't have to say anything extra, so say it properly!
Okay!
"Sumimasen", old woman!
"Old woman" means "grandma"!
"Grandma"!
Old woman!
Hey, remember this "old woman"!
"Old woman"!
You said it properly, didn't you?
"Grandma", what do you say about me?
"Old woman"!
Yeah.
No face!
I'm talking to you.
My head hurts.
No, no, no.
Do you want me to call you?
I'm not calling you.
Old woman!
Are you okay?
Your butt is cold.
Whoa!
That was close!
Hmm...
I wonder...
Hm?
It's Rika-chan!
She's sad again!
Good morning!
Rika-chan!
What's wrong?
Humans...
...are sad, aren't they?
Why?!
When I leave the house...
...and try to put on my shoes...
...my feet stink!
See?!
Isn't there someone like that?!
No!
There's no one like that!
Come on, Rika-chan!
Rika-chan!
You shouldn't be crying over something like that!
I don't know you, Rika-chan!
I know.
Hm?
I know...
...your sadness.
Your shoes...
...also stink!
If I had to say...
...it would be a lie.
The sadness before words...
I wanted someone to know about it.
Haruo Umezaki.
Let me explain!
Haruo Umezaki is...
...a novelist who represented...
...the contemporary writer.
Do you know what you're saying?
I'm going home.
No!
Let's go to school, Rika-chan!
I can't go, I'm sad!
Why not?
Let's go!
I can't!
Let's go!
No!
Rika-chan? Rika-chan, what are you doing?
You're going to say I'm childless and shoot me, right?
I can't do that!
You're not going to shoot me?
I'm against violence!
Please, shoot me!
No!
If you don't shoot me, I can't stand up!
So, shoot me!
No!
Please!
No!
You're childless!
Why is this happening?
I'm sorry, Natsumi-chan!
Let's go to school together!
Huh?
Can you go?
Yeah!
I was so sad that I flew away!
I'm glad you said that!
Then, shall we go together?
Yeah!
Rika-chan, it hurt!
I'm sorry!
Rika-chan, the bus is here!
The students of Haromon Jushi Gakuen were waiting for the bus again this morning.
I wonder what it is...
Hello, morning!
Who is stepping on ice water in the second period?
Yay!
Today, only one of you is stepping on ice water.
Please guess who it is!
Then...
Please step in.
Go ahead.
Oh, you haven't stepped in yet?
It's ice water.
Huh? Wait...
Are you okay?
Be careful!
I'm sorry!
Takashi...
How cold is it now?
It's ice water, so it's a little cold.
It's getting colder and colder, isn't it?
What's wrong?
What's everyone doing?
Is it ice?
Is it ice water?
What's going on?
It's cold!
It's pretty relaxing.
It's cold!
The singer's face is getting worse and worse.
I don't know about this.
Time's up!
Now, seniors and teams,
please gather your answers.
One, two, three!
What are you doing?
I don't know about this.
Why don't you talk about it while the music is playing?
It's the same case.
It's the same.
Now, please give your answers!
One, two, three!
It's the same!
Did you think it was different?
No, it's the same.
No way!
It's the same!
So, the seniors team won!
I don't need that kind of punch!
It's normal!
Her acting was good, even if it was bad.
I think she was fooled at first.
I'm a good actor.
She's an actor.
Sorry, but it's always the same.
It's fixed.
I'm sorry.
Takashi's overreaction is bad.
It's cold!
It's not cold at all!
Don't say "Uuuu!"
Hello, Morning!
To surprise the new members, we started measuring their physical strength last week.
By comparing their own records, we were able to get surprising results last time.
Kondo, who didn't look like he was good at sports due to his short stature, did a great job.
In the arm-wrestling match, Takahashi and Ogawa won by twisting their arms for only two seconds each.
However, Tsuji, who had absolute confidence in his arm- wrestling, suddenly intervened.
The top-of-the-top arm-wrestling match to determine the number one arm-wrestler surpassed the new members.
Who will win?
It's going to be a good match.
Let me ask you about your enthusiasm for the match.
Kondo, you go first.
I'll do my best to win.
If you win this match, you'll be the strongest arm- wrestler in Morning Musume.
I'll do my best not to lose.
Shun, you go first.
Ready, go!
Shun, you go first.
Ready, go!
"King Tsuji", Konno is killed in one second.
What?
Is it a piece of cake?
It's not a piece of cake!
I'm a little nervous.
How was it?
It was strong.
Was it very strong?
Was it in an instant?
Yes.
You're strong.
You're good!
As expected of your senior.
Thank you, thank you!
With joy, they show off their victory here.
I can score a goal.
That's right!
Isn't it a piece of cake?
Of course it's a piece of cake!
It's over.
Not only did they score a goal,
champion "Tsuji" defeated the challenger "Konno" and defended successfully!
Next is the basic physical strength measurement, "strength".
The average weight of a middle school girl is 25 kilograms.
"Tsuji" will also measure it.
How is it? Are you confident in your strength?
Not at all.
Not at all?
Yes.
Put your strength in your hands.
"Tsuji" san.
Your hands are big!
Big.
They're big, right?
They're big!
You have to keep your posture straight.
Keep your posture straight.
Don't just stand up.
Keep your spine straight.
Yes, yes, yes.
Raise your chin a little more.
I can't put any strength in it.
Then you can use your lowest posture.
"Tsuji" challenged the correct posture.
Will she...
Wow! Wait a minute! It's amazing!
What is this person?
Wow!
Look at this, teacher!
Thirty...two! Thirty-two!
Wow!
I was surprised.
She said she would crush the microphone with the microphone.
She crushed it with her butt.
Wow!
As expected of me!
Even though she is so small!
"Tsuji"'s record is...
"Tarshi" challenged the correct posture.
Wow!
But...
It's okay!
This is normal because she is twenty-five years old.
Next, "Ogawa".
One, two...
Wow!
She said it quite a lot, didn't she?
By the way, "Ogawa" just noticed that her hands are long.
Hahaha!
Aren't my hands long?
I was surprised because she said she would crush the microphone with her butt.
She said it enough but she is a good student.
She is the youngest, the second youngest.
Her grades are lower than the other members...
Her grades are higer than in school.
Really?
Twenty-two.
Her grades are lower than in school.
She was in the 18th grade in school.
Haha!
She got 4 high scores!
She was in the 18th grade in school.
Finally, "Konno" is challenged.
"Konno" is challenged.
She was advised by Mr. Tanaka.
Say something.
Okay, "Konno".
Aaaahhh!
Hahaha!
With a scream-like spirit, the record is 24kg.
That means...
Is it going to be another win for Tsuji-chan?
Then, the first place goes to Tsuji-chan!
With two consecutive wins, Tsuji is in the lead.
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you very much!
Tsuji showed his seniority to the new members.
He is the only one who has not won yet.
Next is the average weight of the whole body.
The average is 75 kilograms.
Let's do it!
One, two...
Takahashi worked hard to bite his teeth.
The average weight is 60 kilograms below.
60, right?
Ready...
Go!
He is full of energy, but it is still difficult for a junior high school student in his first year of junior high school.
Will he be able to see the great success of the first half again?
I'll do my best!
Okay! It's always the same!
One, two...
Unfortunately, the record is average.
Ogawa set a new high record for Tsuji.
He will show the difference in power to the other three here as well.
Wow!
He broke the only average record and improved his endurance.
You're amazing, Ogawa!
Ogawa also set a new record for Tsuji.
The next measure is handball.
The average height is 14 meters.
Let's do it, Takahashi!
You tried your best, didn't you?
Takahashi threw a high ball.
His speed was high, but his record is almost average.
Isn't it high?
Ogawa is aiming for a win here as well.
I'll do my best to beat him!
Let's do it!
The first goal is...
The ball is in the air for only one second.
And the ball goes over the speed limit.
I don't know!
Let's go into the area.
Actually, I'm not good at it.
Can Ogawa cover it with his spirit?
The second goal is...
Ogawa overcomes his frustration and...
Ogawa, who was in a good condition, fails here.
Looking at this result, the second goal is...
I hope it doesn't go beyond five.
You're a coach, aren't you?
Okay, let's try it.
Okay, it was ten meters.
The youngest second goal, ten meters of great consideration.
Here, an ordinary record continues.
Next goal is...
The ball is in the air for only one second.
And the ball goes over the speed limit.
Let's go into the area.
The second goal is...
Ogawa overcomes his frustration and...
Ogawa, who was in a good condition, fails here.
Okay, let's try it.
Who is it?
Hello, Owing!
Who is eating a salty cake in the third round?
So far, the senior team has won twice in a row, but it's decided.
This is a big reversal pattern, so in the end, the one who wins will win.
Easy!
Kei-chan said it was easy.
Do your best!
Thank you for the meal.
Are you going to eat that much?
Who told you to eat so much strawberries?
Eat properly!
Hurry up!
Don't you like cake?
No, I've eaten it somewhere.
Then eat it deliciously!
I got it!
Then let's all take a big bite.
Poor thing, did you know that?
I don't know!
Let's say "itadakimasu" and eat it.
Is the cream salty?
Wait! Hurry up!
Isn't that too little?
Let's eat a little more.
One, two... Itadakimasu!
Is it good?
It's good, isn't it?
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
I don't know!
I think it's because it's the third round.
Then hurry up and know!
Hurry up!
Hurry up and know!
Everyone's cake is stuck!
I know! I'll entrust it to Yoshizawa!
Okay, let's do that!
Are you okay?
One, two...
Wait a minute!
You're wrong!
Wow, you're really patient.
It's really hot!
What did you eat?
It's hot!
Really?
Isn't it hot, Miyu-chan?
Give me some too.
Can you cut it?
I can't cut it.
I can't do it!
It's amazing!
You ate a lot!
It's salt!
This is amazing!
The correct answer is...
Ogawa...
Owa!
This is a child's cake!
Cake! Cake! Cake! Cake!
Suji-chan, you didn't do anything!
You didn't even go into the ring!
Thank you for the food!
Is it good?
Thank you for waiting!
Thank you for the food!
Is it good?
Suji-chan, is it good?
It's good!
Konnu-chan had fun!
Leader...
A word of encouragement...
To the new members who worked hard!
That's right!
You did your best, but...
You saw through it all!
Remember to react more!
That's it for the new members welcome plan!
Who is the real one?
Thank you for your hard work!
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who was plotting to conquer earth.
That alien learned about the location and earth and was planning a strategy for conquering earth!
Winning team!
Hey everyone in front of the TV!
Pyon, pyon, say it! Pyon, pyon!
Everyone, in the meantime...
Actually, we have sad news for you today.
Hm? Sad news?
Today, one of you bought snacks on your way home from school and ate them, pyon!
Whaaaat?!
It wasn't me, pyon! It wasn't me, pyon!
Why couldn't you wait until you got home, pyon?!
I told you, it wasn't me, pyon!
Okay, everyone, close your eyes!
Now, answer honestly!
Raise your hand if you bought snacks on your way home from school!
If you answer honestly, we'll think of a punishment for you, but...
Well...
What should we do?
Oh, in the meantime...
Raise your hand...
Oh!
Who was that, pyon?
I'm so hungry...
Tsuji, pyon!
Kuro, pyon!
It's obvious, pyon!
Well done!
You! You know it, pyon, right?!
For someone like you, who lies and tries to hide it...
What's with those challenging eyes?!
What's with those challenging eyes, pyon?!
Sure.
Regarding that, I've prepared a special punishment today, pyon!
Special kurukuru punishment, pyon!
Kurukuru.
Everyone!
- Run away from there, pyon! Kurukuru. - Dollar store is so large.
Are you regretting?
Kurukuru, pyon...
Earth's learning item.
Does anyone know what this is, pyonka?
A flyer!
That's not it, pyon!
This is a...
A shell...
That's not it, pyon!
A rice ball!
Here I go!
Did you really eat that, pyon?!
Just a little more...
This is...
A child's batting machine, pyon!
A batting machine?!
Now, everyone's going to hit it, pyon!
Here I go!
Leave it to me!
I'm a former New York Yankees player!
Here I go!
Go!
Red ball!
Three, two...
Go!
I got it!
Alright!
Good luck, team!
Here I go!
That's not it, pyon!
Just a little more, pyon!
I'm a former New York Yankees player!
That's not it, pyon!
That's a good ball, pyon!
Good luck, pyon!
Don't underestimate me, fatty!
Alright! You did it, pyon!
Awesome!
Good job, pyon!
Here I go!
But boss, how do we use this to attack Earth?
Yeah! What happens if we scatter this all over Earth?
The bombs we fire will go "bam!" and the glass will break!
What happens if the glass breaks?
The wind will blow it in and it will break into five pieces!
That's right! If we get in while the Earthlings are sleeping, we can win without fighting!
That's our boss for you!
Yeah! We'll name it "Matching Machine" and blast the glass!
Matching Machine Five Pieces Strategy!
Yeah!
Alright, let's aim for Earth's conquest!
Go! Go!
Go!
That's our boss for you!
Yeah!
Earth's skirt is tough to control!
Cut it off, controlling spirit!
What's this?
Caster! That's...
One! Two! Three! Four!
No!
What is this?
I'm Charmy Ishikawa. Nice to meet you.
I'm Yoko Nakazawa, a Haroppo commentator.
I'm full of embarrassment next to you.
What are you doing?
I know.
Yoko, you've gotten really strong, haven't you?
What are you doing?
We're having fun, Charmy.
Here's the first Haroppo News of the week.
From December 1st, Joypolis, Sega Arena, and more all over Japan...
...will be able to enjoy all of the Morning Musumen. members in their roles!
From Sega's Joypolis and other major amusement facilities in Japan...
...Mormus' 3D Sound Horror Attraction...
...13 People's Horror Dinner...
...and Mystery of Psychiatric Photographs...
...will be experienced by Iida, Yasuda, and Ishikawa...
...for the first time since December 1st.
No!
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
No!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Ishikawa is also excited about this attraction.
Charlie-san of the studio, please try it too!
Ahem! Ahem! Ahem!
Well then, here is the next news.
The music video for "Together Clips" with Katherine will be released on December 5th!
Happy... Yay!
Nakada-san, let's say it together! Ready and...
Happy... Yay!
Together! Ready and...
Happy... Yay!
Together! Ready and...
Happy... Yay!
Nakada-san, let's say it together!
It's embarrassing!
Do you want to do it? I don't want to do it!
Why not?
I'm really addicted to the staff's traps!
Is that so?
Yeah.
I've never done that.
Ishikawa-san is falling apart more and more.
Happy... Yay!
Ahem!
You know...
Yes?
It's good that you're happy, but you're forgetting something, aren't you?
What is it?
The Morning Musumen. unit, aren't you?
You're forgetting someone, aren't you?
Eh? Is it Charlie?
Charlie!
Me!
Me.
Ah!
I'm terribly sorry!
She's so young!
I forgot!
Come on, Charlie!
Dirty!
There's only Charlie in it, right?
Please put me in!
I can't do it.
No, you can't.
Can you sing?
No, I'm sorry.
Please enjoy "Adult Charm"!
Thank you in advance!
Speaking of adults,
I feel like a normal adult, but
in other words, I'm an old lady.
Everyone!
Before the demon explodes,
this has been half-professional news!
Bye!
Is this news?
Is it news?
Happy!
I'm Chami Ishikawa Rika!
Chami Ishikawa Rika?!
Let's do it again!
No, no, no! Let's do it like this!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, a digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily,
Camellia C2!
And from the nationwide car rental network Gulliver,
an MD player!
Each and every one of you will receive a present!
Applications can be found in this email address!