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Many trials have been faced by MOMS new members.
And today, new trials are waiting for them.
Today's Haramoni is MOMS impersonation battle for the first time in a year and a half!
Everyone will compete seriously with new ideas!
And for the first time on TV!
Tanpopo's new song "Prince and Snowy Night"!
Kyoseijin's new song "Konshuu mo Oobare" too!
And for the second time in a year!
Momos impersonation battle!
The music is great, too!
New members' counterattack plan!
The first episode is all about us!
The fourth episode is all about MOMS impersonation!
Are you good at impersonating?
I'm not good at it.
Me neither.
I'm not good at it.
How about you?
I don't do it anymore.
You don't do it?
When you join Morning Musume., you have to do it.
We'll use telegraphs to show you.
Scary!
This show has created many legendary impersonations.
Again, two teams will do an impersonation battle.
Of course, all of them will be dead!
The first team is Ishikawa, Ishizawa, Kamo, Takahashi and Niigaki.
The second team is Yasuta, Yaguchi, Goto, Kiji, Ogawa and Kondo.
The final match will be decided by the leaders.
Morning Musume.'s impersonation battle round one!
The first team is Niigaki and Risa.
The winner is Kaizumi!
I'm moved!
I'm a soccer player.
I don't like it!
Bismark!
Shoumi, you're 13 years old! You have a lot of things to say, don't you?
How do you like it, leader?
She finally touched me.
She touched you, didn't she?
Yes.
I could feel the freshness of her hard work.
You could feel it?
Yes.
You also felt nervous, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
My chest felt tight.
Did it make you feel tight?
How about the next person?
Can you feel the freshness of her work?
What are you doing?!
Let's go!
Let's go, Yaguchi!
Kei's team, Yaguchi and Mari's impersonation is...
Kei Hamasaki!
I'm really sorry!
I'm really sorry, fans!
I'll apologize first.
Let's go!
One, two...
Let's change the music.
Thank you, Kei!
Thank you!
Ah!
No, it's not bad.
In general, it's not OK at all.
It's not OK!
Well, you know, on the homepage or something like that,
Ayumi Hamazaki said it was rude, right?
So I'm really sorry, everyone.
But you're not embarrassed about that, are you, leader?
Really?
Well, I'm used to it, but it's similar.
Really?
Yes.
I'm glad.
I think it was new in terms of content.
Which one was better? Please judge!
I'm sorry!
Abe-chan team's impersonation of Takahashi Ai is...
This person!
Miss Onishi Hiroki!
Do your best!
Yes!
You can do it at your own timing.
I was dropped into a corrupt world.
I think you can be on an impersonation show.
Thank you.
You did your best.
I have one more thing.
First of all, I apologize.
It's a counterattack.
What is it?
I'm sorry, Tanaka-san.
Tanaka-san?
I'm Tanaka Makiko.
That's right!
Impersonation of Nozomi Suji is...
This person, Suzuki Udo!
Wow!
Suji! You're too cute!
Suji!
What did you say?
I love you, Suji.
That's amazing!
That's a little too much.
Suji, you did your best!
That's amazing!
You did your best today, Nami!
Let's go to your seat.
Please don't use this image of me.
Here you go!
Morning Musume.'s impersonation battle, round 3!
Here is Team Abe's impersonation of Kagoe!
Gackt-san!
You did a good job!
It's in! It's in!
It's in!
Basically, impersonation is not a hobby.
Harmony... I've never seen it before.
It's like a good show.
What was that? What is it?
One million yen and one million yen and one million yen...
Turn on the generator.
I'm nervous!
She's really nervous in the back.
I'm sorry!
Huh? Why?
I'm apologizing.
Let's continue.
Kei's team's impersonation of this game is...
Goldfish!
I'm sorry, I'll do it one more time.
With kappa.
Wow! Kappa!
It was really kappa. It was really cute.
Please give us your evaluation.
I'm sorry, I'll do it one more time.
With kappa.
Wow! Kappa!
Wow! Pumpkin!
Hello, Morning!
When I was watching TV, I got worried and called you on a snowy night.
We got in touch, but you seem busy again.
I was worried about you, so I called you right away.
When I was about to take a bath, you came to me.
You're like a prince. You're kind and you look like a clown.
But you're like a prince.
That's what I think.
Let's not say it out loud.
"He's like a prince," I said to myself on the phone in the middle of it.
A prince and a snowy night,
If only I could take your hand and go there...
"He's like a prince," I said to myself on the phone in the middle of it.
A strange prince...
My prince...
Hello, Morning!
Morning Rosé's impersonation pattern, round 4!
Okay, then, Nacchi's team, Ishikawa Rika's impersonation is...
Cinera, this morning!
Watch out!
- Can I do it? - Sure.
Here I go!
One more! One more!
Ah, I cut it.
I'm down!
Next up is Kei's team, Goto's team's impersonation is...
Fools!
I'll go with Goto!
Goto!
I'm about to cry!
Let me go!
Good for you!
I shaved my eyebrows a little.
Why did you shave your eyebrows?!
Hey, you three, you're gonna do it again!
This is good!
It was really good!
The financial team is really cooperative!
Wow!
That's amazing!
Good job!
How will it turn out?
I'm looking forward to it!
Okay!
As I thought, effort is important, but...
Maybe my skills?
Yay!
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrives at the Haromoni Theater...
In one corner of the building...
There was a bus stop often used by students of Haromoni Girls' Academy.
Stop!
Turn right!
Kono!
You're all wrong!
You're wrong!
I'm sorry.
Listen up!
You're all lazy these days.
That's why we're going to work hard today.
Listen up!
Yes, ma'am!
One!
Don't slack off during practice!
One!
Don't slack off during practice!
One!
Practice seriously!
One!
Practice seriously!
One!
(Japanese)
One!
(Japanese)
She's better than me.
That's all!
That's all I have to say.
You guys...
You guys are better than her.
What are you talking about?!
I'm so tired of these middle-aged men.
Iida!
I'm sorry!
That's a bus stop!
What?!
Iida!
Good morning!
You're still studying all the time!
There's a test in class today!
Well...
Studying is good, too!
Exercise is good, too!
Study is good, too!
Huh?!
No!
I'm sorry!
Study is good, too!
New Pages
Good morning!
Good morning.
Study is good, too!
Study is good, too...
You read books well.
Hideyoshi...
Study!
Hideyoshi...
Study?
Yes.
It's hard, isn't it?
My grandchild is told by his mother every day, "Study, study."
But I don't think I have to tell my grandchild, "Study, study."
I told my wife one day, "Yoshiko..."
"Yoshiko," said my wife.
Yoshiko, you don't have to tell me every day, 'Study, study.'
"Yukari," said my grandchild.
She's a cute grandchild, but...
Grandma! Shut up!
That's right, my wife is noisy.
Grandma is noisy.
What?
We have a test in class today. Can you be quiet?
Grandma, be quiet. "Shi." Do you understand "shi," grandma? "Shi." Be quiet, okay?
Yes, yes, I understand.
She stinks.
Meow.
Um... "Aim and fire."
Meow.
There it is.
Did you catch a cold?
Country and...
Country and count...
Count...
tariffs.
T Bliss means...
Better...
Better.
One thousand and one hundred and sixty-seven...
Grandma, what are you doing?!
I forgot my handkerchief today.
I was wondering if you could lend it to me.
Grandma, you know, if you say it out loud, you can understand it.
Say it out loud!
But you told me to stay quiet!
Grandma, you can say it properly at times like that!
Can I say it?
Yes, you can!
Then lend me your handkerchief!
Grandma, you're too close and it makes me feel sick!
It's a handkerchief, isn't it?!
Oh, grandma...
Where did it go?
Here you go.
Here you go, grandma.
I'm sorry...
Be quiet! Be quiet!
Is this a test?!
It's dirty!
Thank you!
I don't want it, grandma! It's dirty!
Thank you!
Don't pinch me!
I don't want it anymore...
Grandma, be quiet!
I'm hungry...
Do you want some senbei?
Grandma, be quiet!
Damn it! Grandma! Shut up!
I was surprised you were so energetic.
You're crying.
Good morning, Ms. Okasawa.
Are you talking about me?
Um...
Are you talking about me?
Your real grandmother is here.
You were so loud when you were eating that rice cracker.
How many times do I have to say "grandma"?
I'm sorry.
Why can't I say "grandma" when I'm back here?
It's not "grandma", is it?
You're Ms. Okasawa, aren't you?
That grandmother has already left.
Oh, is that so?
Please be quiet and eat that rice cracker.
Oh, it's delicious.
I'm sorry.
I'm embarrassed.
Hey! Come on!
Yumi!
I'm on my way home.
Yoshizawa-chan!
I told you not to go home and go to school by bus!
The bike is slow and the car is fast.
This is not the picture my grandmother drew.
I'm a fan.
Oh, come on!
Hey!
Oh, thank you!
That's enough.
It's fine as long as you stop.
It's impossible for a teacher.
Come on, it's no good.
It's a test and we have to do it seriously.
It's not enough.
Hey!
Grandma!
Give me your hand.
Grandma, you have to stop.
She stopped.
Thank you!
You're fast!
She's gone.
She's a teacher.
She just stopped.
She's a pensioner.
She should be able to go to school.
That's right.
Thank you for your hard work for a long time.
Take care of yourself.
Okay.
It's good if you take it with you, handkerchief.
That's right.
Hello, Morning!
Morning's Daughter Imitation Battle Round 5
Nacchi's team, Yoshizawa Hitomi's imitation is of Shigeo Nagashima.
It's a monster.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it, Matsui?
In this tense atmosphere, it's better than Matsui's last night.
It's good, isn't it?
Keichan team's impersonation of Ogawa Mako is this.
Antonio Inoki.
Keita team's impersonation of Keita Nakamura is this.
It's good, isn't it?
I was surprised.
I was surprised when you appeared.
What's the score? Keita team, please.
Keita team's score is...
Zero.
Keita team's score is...
Zero.
Keita team's score is...
Director Kanashima.
Director!
It's hot. Come to the ground.
Mr. Inoki!
Your back looks big!
Abe team's final battle is...
Abe and Natsumi's impersonation.
Shishido Joe.
*gibberish*
*laughter*
What's in it?!
What?!
*alarm*
Are you okay?!
My hands are cold!
*laughter*
Is it over? It's a sober ending.
Are you okay?
I'm sad!
What did you put in it?!
Pong!
Let's go!
Team Yasuda's impersonation is...
Sannin Matsuri!
*cheers*
Sannin Matsuri!
*cheers*
Here we go!
*sings*
*cheers*
I'm glad!
I'm so happy!
It's hard!
It's so hard!
It's so difficult!
It's so hard!
It's so difficult!
What should we do?
What should I do?
Sabu-chan, you can do it!
Thank you!
So...
This is Team Yashida's victory!
Yes!
Team Yashida's victory!
Leader, how was it?
My heart hurts. Everyone is doing their best. It's like a youth club.
Who was the most popular leader?
The most popular one?
I can't forget Goto's young master.
Thank you very much.
And as a new light, Ogawa-chan came.
She did her best.
Let's do our best.
Everyone, please grow up!
What kind of group is that?
That's it for the second Moa Mouse Impersonation Competition!
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who planned to conquer Earth.
That alien learned about Earth's location and was planning a plan to conquer Earth!
Minimoni Challenge!
Okay! Let's do the challenge in front of the TV!
Until now, everyone has learned a lot about Earth, pyon!
So today!
Yes!
We will test how much you know about Earth!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Pyon!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Shut up!
The problem of the test is the ecology of the aunts of Earth!
The ecology of the aunts of Earth?
That's right!
There are various aunts on Earth, pyon!
So, what do the aunts of Earth do often?
Huh?!
Okay!
When you call me "aunt" as a child, don't you call me "sister"?
Pyon!
When you answer the phone, your voice gets one octave higher.
Yes, that's right!
Pyon!
Even if you want to stop eating sweets here, you end up eating them all.
Pyon!
Even if you go to get something, you end up forgetting what you went to get.
Pyon!
Even if you try to stop eating sweets here, you end up eating them all.
Pyon!
Because!
From what I've heard!
It's all about you, isn't it?
Huh? You found out, pyon?
Anger power, on!
Nyaaah!
I'm sorry for eating all those sweets, pyon!
Boss, that's just...
Hey, shut up! Everyone, help me out!
Right!
Stick out your tail!
'Kay!
Have you reflected on yourself, pyon?
I've reflected on myself, pyon.
Okay!
Whoa! Who in the world is that, pyon?
Ah!
Megaguchi's bad, hanging blanket!
Huh?! It's not hanging, pyon! Not at all!
Reflect on yourself, pyon!
So you're going to eat anything?!
Stop it!
Stylie was a big hit in Showa 45 when it was called "Stylie", and it's a healthy tool now, pyon!
Let's all have fun with Stylie!
This is a shocking image from over 30 years ago.
Stylie, a healthy tool that has caused a lot of trouble in Japan, is getting more and more popular, pyon!
Please give me a call. Thank you.
This way, this way.
Let's go.
You're so mean!
You're pretty ugly!
Hurry up!
Stop it! Stop it!
Three, two, one, go!
Have fun and be careful.
Call me if you need any help.
Please call me.
Stylie, Stylie, Stylie, Stylie, Stylie...
Isn't it over?
Not yet?
Boss!
Stop it!
Stylie, Stylie, Stylie, Stylie...
You're so weird!
Stylie, Stylie, Stylie, Stylie, Stylie...
But, boss.
Yes?
How can we attack Earth with this Stylie?
What will happen if we spread this Stylie all over the Earth?
Everyone will be happy and get taller!
We'll hit our heads in all kinds of places and our eyes will be filled with firecrackers!
That's right!
We can win without fighting!
That's our stylie!
We'll name it "Stylie that makes you nervous but your head will pop out"!
Well then, everyone! Aim for global domination!
With the strongest weapon in hand, Pyon's spirit!
There's nothing more to fear!
The day of global domination is just around the corner!
After the 6 o'clock show, the show will be charming and violent!
Caster
"Caster", that's my dad who was born in the lower city.
What are you saying, you perverted woman!
You're trying to be a good parent!
Hello, I'm Chamiska!
Yes, as usual, next to me is...
Huh? What did you clap for?
I'm Nakazawa, "God Hand".
Wow, I haven't seen you in a while.
Nakazawa-san, you're pretty, aren't you?
I know you.
You're doing your best, aren't you?
Please don't touch me.
I don't have to touch you?
Yes.
I don't have to touch you at all?
No, that's a bit of a problem, too.
Just a little touch, please.
Okay!
Okay, I'd like to get started with this week's news!
The super unit "Tanpopo" that Chika Harita-chan belongs to...
"That Prince and Snowy Night" will be released on November 21st!
Congratulations!
What does "cute Ishikawa Rika-chan" mean?
Um, how do you say it? It's "cute Rika-chan".
I see.
Um, do you have any information about Tanpopo, Nakazawa-san?
I do.
Ah, please do.
I'm sure you do.
According to Tsunku-san, who designed the jacket,
Ishikawa-san looks a little like Kifuji from England.
As you can see from the costumes we saw earlier...
Mmm...
Ishikawa-san looks a little like her, doesn't she?
Who's Ishikawa-san?
Charmy Ishikawa-san.
Ah, yes! I thought so, too!
Wait, you're Ishikawa Rika-chan, aren't you?
No, I'm Charmy Ishikawa!
I see! You're Ishikawa Rika-chan, aren't you?
No, I'm a big fan of Ishikawa Rika-chan.
I see...
Yes! It's almost Christmas season!
Nakazawa-san, do you have any plans?
I do!
Ah! What is it?
This year for sure...
Is it this? Is it this?
This year for sure...
I want a date.
Eh? Why? What do you want?
It's a work every year, right?
Yes.
But you know...
I don't like spending it alone, you know?
Yes.
I'm telling you to put in work for Christmas and birthdays.
Eh?!
You're saying it yourself?
I'm saying it myself!
I don't want a holiday, so put in work for me!
I'm telling you!
Poor thing!
This year I'll spend it with my boyfriend!
Oh!
Oh my!
Even bugs will fly!
If you don't have one, spend it with me!
Yes! Thank you very much!
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
With that, this has been Hello! Produce!
Nakazawa-san!
I'm looking for a boyfriend!
Will you make it in time?
I can still make it in time!
Really?
Please give me your address, I'm serious!
Because why?
What is that?
Emergency announcement!
On the first Christmas of the 21st century, "Morning Musume" becomes "Santa"!
On December 23rd, a one-night special program!
Therefore, for those who worked hard this year, and for those who want Momus to encourage you, we're recruiting you!
For more details about this episode, please enter your address, name, age, gender, and contact information, and please send it to the address you see here!
You may be the one who will receive Momus' last big present of the year!
There's an LG girl in here-pyo!
Fiban!
I went out to get something, but I couldn't get it...
I couldn't get it...
What was it again?
Here's a present from the program!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful pictures with their digital camera, Camadia C2!
And from Garibah, a car-purchasing network all over the country, an MD player!
Each and every one of you will receive a present!
Applications can be found in this mail address!