AISubs v3.5
Last week, four new members made an appearance for the first time in "Hello! Morning!"...
...but they got a sudden promotion in their favorite game of the show and got a lot of criticism!
This week will be even more exciting!
Hello! Morning!
The second installment of "Welcome back, new members!" will be playing "Hello! Game" for the first time in a while!
Will it be a good time for it?!
And from this week, Konto will also make an appearance! Will it go well?!
An explosion of passion and enthusiasm!
Boss's anger is also exploding!
"Hello! Morning!" Theater - Until the bus arrives
In one corner of the city, there was a bus stop often used by students of "Hello! Morning!" Girls' Academy.
"Hello! Morning!" Theater - Until the bus arrives
I just hit you a little, but don't be so angry!
I'm not angry!
You're angry!
I'm so grateful for the sword!
Really!
Hey!
Honey!
What?
This is a bus stop.
I'm Dr. Nakazawa.
Ah!
Good morning.
Good morning, Ms. Abe.
It's good to concentrate on studying,
but it's dangerous if you don't walk straight ahead.
Ah, you're right.
Fight! Fight!
Right face! Right!
Introduce yourself to the teacher and the seniors in Class B.
Yes!
I'm Risa Miigaki, Class B, Middle School.
I'm Koto Ogawa, Class A, Middle School.
I'm Takasha, Class B, Middle School.
I'm Asami Kono, Class C, Middle School.
Ms. Iida, what are you doing in the morning?
Well, they're middle school basketball players,
and I want them to get stronger, so I'm training them.
Ah, you're a little manly when you talk,
but you're a kind-hearted person.
Stop it.
Stop it!
Wow, she's strong.
Alright, everyone! Let's continue training!
Left face! Left!
Fight! Fight!
Huh? She's a little weird.
She's strange, isn't she?
Yeah.
Oh, speaking of strange...
Ms. Yoshizawa, who went back to Japan.
Ah! She still can't speak Japanese well, right?
That's true, but...
Ms. Yoshizawa has a habit of bringing in foreign habits,
and she's in trouble.
Foreign habits?
That's right. The other day in class,
she was shouting "Halloween! Halloween!" and it was a big deal.
Oh, I see.
She's in trouble.
Hi! Halloween!
Huh? Ms. Yoshizawa?
Halloween!
Halloween is fine, but you can't bring this to school!
Leave it at home!
But it's fun!
You're the only one who's having fun!
Leave it at home! It's no good!
Ms. Yoshizawa, you have a headache, don't you?
I don't have a headache at all!
Ms. Yoshizawa, you have a smelly head, don't you?
I'm washing it properly!
Sensei...
Your head is hard!
It's hard, isn't it?
Halloween!
She's in trouble again.
It seems like it will still take some time for her to get used to Japanese life.
That's right.
Halloween! Halloween!
Oh!
Grandma!
Halloween! Halloween!
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
Grandma, wait!
You can't date such a bad guy like that!
Bad guy?!
With that color of his hair like pickled radish...
He's not a bad guy at all!
Bad guy?!
By the way, grandma, that person is a teacher at Haromoni Girls' Academy!
I'm a teacher?!
Yeah!
Grandma, grandma, grandma...
Are you okay?
Well, then...
After this, grandma is in a big pinch!
Oh, my, my...
Let's see...
Oh, it hurts!
What?!
Grandma! Are you okay, grandma?!
Grandma, can I ask you something?!
What's wrong, grandma?!
Grandma!
Wait, Abe-san! Call the teacher!
Okay!
Grandma!
Ms. Haromoni!
Are you okay?!
I'll take care of him!
Ms. Haromoni, you're too quiet!
Huh?!
Grandma...
Wait, wait, wait...
Aren't you Ms. Haromoni?!
Me?!
You're Ms. Haromoni!
It's me! It's me!
See?! I'm smaller than you!
Grandma?!
Ms. Haromoni?!
I heard you became a teacher!
It's been half a year.
Half a year?!
It's nostalgic.
Do you want some tea?
Sounds good.
Let's go.
Ms. Haromoni?!
Grandma!
Are you okay?!
Let's go inside.
Okay.
Grandma!
I'm glad you're okay.
I'm worried about you.
I'm glad you're okay.
Rika!
Why do you look so sad?
She's always like that.
Humans are sad.
What's wrong?
When I woke up in the morning...
I saw a bear under my eye!
Don't cry!
You really don't understand, do you?
I understand.
I understand your sadness.
She's Fumimaro Aeno Koji from Ciritus Narcissus High School.
I've heard rumors about her.
She's quite something, isn't she?
Pure and complete sadness is...
...just like pure and complete joy...
...impossible.
Tolstoy.
Please allow me to explain.
Tolstoy is a 19th century Russian writer who wrote "War and Peace".
What are you doing?
I'm going home.
What are you saying? Let's go to school.
No! I'm so sad!
It's okay. Let's go to school together.
No!
Mrs. Ishikawa!
Ms. Emi!
Take that!
What's with that bear under your eyes?
I'm always worried about this.
You know...
...studying or watching TV late at night...
...can't you bear with that bear under your eyes?
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about that bear under your eyes!
The day will come!
Let's go to hell.
We can't lose!
We can't lose to that bear!
Darn it!
I understand!
I'll do my best!
I see.
Let's go to school!
Okay!
You look terrible.
Are you okay?
Let's go to school!
Right!
Left!
Right!
Left!
Don't be so stiff!
Okay!
Look left!
Right!
Left!
Right!
Give me love
Wow!
Mr. Blue Light
Up! Up! Up!
Mr. Blue Light
Up! Up! Up!
Jumping into the air, one step, straight down
A little risky step, upside down
Baby, baby, tonight we're up to speed
Don't you dare, paradise, yeah!
Mr. Blue Light
Up! Up! Up!
Jumping into the air, one step, straight down
A little risky step, upside down
Baby, baby, tonight we're up to speed
Don't you dare, paradise, yeah!
Oh, if you're my girlfriend, 24 hours a day
I want to be with you all day
But if it's work, baby
Love is like a competition
Nine of us can't move forward
Mr. Blue Light
Tonight, I swear
Mr. Blue Light
All I can do
Mr. Blue Light
Is love you, good feeling, I'm doing good
Tell me it's mine
And then, la la la
Filled with smiles
La la la
Let's make happy days
With our own strength
La la la
Filled with love
La la la
Sing, sing, la la la
Let's sing and sing a song
Oh, you say your heart hurts?
Baby, that's love. Love is painful.
I'm sure you fell in love with me because you met me.
Come on, it's okay now. I'm here for you. Come on.
Let's dance!
So hurry up and come with me.
Don't say.
Kiss me. It's mine.
Step by step.
Come on, baby, baby.
Let's go crazy tonight.
Won't you dance with me?
Oh, if you're my lover, I want to kiss you.
Oh, I want to smell you like a lemon.
Love sometimes makes you run.
Love sometimes makes you cry.
It's a moonlight.
I swear to you.
It's a moonlight.
I'm sure we'll sing.
It's a moonlight.
Come on, love me.
Could we never do it?
Watch me smile.
And so...
Let's confirm our love today.
La La La...
Let's sing it.
Come on, sing a song.
La La La...
Let's sing it.
Sing a song.
It's a moonlight.
I swear to you.
It's a moonlight.
All I can do...
It's a moonlight.
...is love you.
It's a moonlight.
I'm sure we'll...
It's a moonlight.
...love you.
It's a moonlight.
All I can do...
It's a moonlight.
...is love you again.
We never do it enough.
Yeah, it's always good.
New members are back!
"Once in a lifetime" special!
The second one is "Last Fraser Teccher"!
It's been a while!
It's been a while since we last played this game.
We got on a blue seven and...
I made a mistake earlier.
It was "somehow seven".
And we got a seven!
Last week, we tried new members' reactions in "Rule Breaker" game.
Some of you cried.
This week's "harmony" is...
"Once in a lifetime" special "Last Fraser Teccher"!
This time, new members will sing "Morning Musume" song...
for the first time on TV.
It's an old song.
It's going to be their first performance.
That's right.
My heart is pounding!
You're killing me!
Sing the phrases in order.
If you sing "Last Fraser", you lose.
Sing up to three phrases per person.
By the way, I'll sing it three times, too.
No, I don't want to sing it!
It's okay!
Now, it's "shuffle" time!
Those of you who haven't sung it yet, sing up and have fun!
Here we go!
"Morning Musume" music, start!
Love and passion, serious and fake
You're such a cool guy
Which one is the truth? It's a secret
There's no way it's not, it's a cold attitude
Shake it, do it to me
We're all the same, we just connect
No matter how many times I hear it, it's the same
Hey, I don't want to say goodbye
I want you to tell me you love me
Kiss me and stroke my hair
I want you to tell me you love me one more time
Oh no, hold me, I'm a man without love
Oh, hold me, I want you to tell me you love me one more time
I want you to tell me you love me one more time
Kiss me, float me, fall me, hold me, hold me, hold me, oh!
I want you to tell me you love me one more time
I thought I was back after a few months, but I didn't even go to school.
This is amazing!
It's funny!
It's annoying!
Hello, Morning!
Let's make it even more exciting!
Yes!
Woo! Ha!
Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Woo! Ha!
My heart is pounding like crazy
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Woo! Ha!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
My trip is a mess
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Hey, hey, is it okay?
Are you serious?
My heart, you know, even if you're not saying anything
Boy, I'll update you on my life homepage
Check it out!
It's amazing!
Let's laugh, let's love, on your bike
Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Yay! Yay! Yay!
Volume up! Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Volume up! Woo! Ha!
Woo! Ha!
Yay! Yay! Woo! Ha!
One, two, three, yo!
Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Ha! Smile! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ho! Ho!
We are Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Fire! Fire!
Full volume Woo! Ha! Woo! Ha!
Love's life
Uu, haa, uu
I fall in love, I dream of you
Uu, re-de-u, haa, uu
Wa-i-ya-i-ya, wa-i-ya-i-ya
I'm already
Love's Dance Cyber
Uu, haa, uu, haa, uu, haa
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who planned to conquer Earth.
That alien learned about Earth overnight and had a plan for conquering Earth!
Minimoni Kyon Seijin!
Kyon Seijin Gathering!
Is everyone here?
No one's here!
Tsuji!
You don't look like me at all!
What's up, boss?
Where's Kago Kyon?
At home.
In order to increase my allowance...
I'm going to help my mom.
Oh, in order to increase your allowance!
Kago Kyon is taking a break in order to increase her allowance!
What do you all use your allowance for, Kyon?
Yes, I, Mika Kyon...
Watch movies...
Go to concerts...
Read books...
Wow, you have a good heart, Kyon!
Then, what about you, Tsuji?
Um... I eat cakes...
Wow!
I eat cakes...
I eat a lot!
I don't eat rice either!
Oh, really?!
You eat all the time, Kyon!
What about you?
Yes!
I use my spare money...
Um...
To conquer the earth!
Wow!
Yes!
I use my spare money...
To conquer the earth!
Wow!
Hey!
Take out your tail, Kyon!
If you hold your tail, you'll lose your energy, Kyon!
No, I won't!
Are you sorry, Kyon?
I'm sorry, Kyon...
Are you sorry, Kyon?
I'm sorry, Kyon...
That's gross, Kyon!
Oh, that was close!
Every time, I get hungry!
That's right, boss!
But I can't get full just by eating!
So, I'm going to study hard for this assignment!
Earth's Learning Items
Hint! Have fun and smile later!
Do you know what this tool is for?
Yes, boss!
It's for black magic!
Suzy, be a good girl!
Be a good girl!
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Those eyes are scary, Pyon!
No! No!
You'll be surprised, Pyon!
Look! That's not what it's for, Pyon!
It's a piggy bank, Pyon!
A piggy bank in a piggy bank?
There are other piggy banks like this, Pyon!
Let's piggy bank in this piggy bank first, Pyon!
Shall we start with Suzy Pyon, Pyon?
One more time!
Alright! You can do it!
Wow! You're amazing, Pyon!
It takes some time, Pyon!
Yeah!
It takes some time!
Why don't you put it in yourself, Pyon?
Mika Pyon, don't say that!
Hey, you!
Don't kiss and aim at me!
Where should I put this, Pyon?
Oh! Huh?
It's weird, Pyon!
Put it in yourself, Pyon!
Slow playback. Slow playback.
This is weird!
Shall we move on, Pyon?
Let's go, Pyon!
Hey!
Wow!
It's like a souvenir!
It's like a souvenir, Pyon!
This is a little sexy, Pyon, isn't it?
Sexy, Pyon!
It's sexy, Pyon!
It's like this!
It's dirty, Pyon!
Next, Pyon, sexy pose number one!
What is this, Pyon?
What will come out, Pyon?
It's a couple, Pyon!
What?
What did you say earlier?
It's like they're born!
The birth of wonderful life.
This is interesting, Pyon, isn't it?
It's only for a moment, but you can see it over and over again, Pyon!
Boss!
How do you use this piggy bank to attack the earth, Pyon?
What will happen if we scatter this piggy bank all over the earth, Pyon?
We'll have fun and save up, Pyon!
What will happen if we save up, Pyon?
We won't have any money on us, Pyon!
We won't be able to buy a train ticket, Pyon!
What will happen if we can't buy a ticket, Pyon?
We'll all have to walk to work or school, Pyon!
We'll all end up poor, Pyon!
That's right!
We'll all end up poor, Pyon!
If we can advance
We'll all come back economy-friendly, Pyon!
We'll come back economy-friendly, pyon!
That's right!
If we come back economy-friendly numbers,
And if we march onto the earth,
I'm pretty sure we can win, Pyon!
We'll invent crisis brokers!
And send payloads to people who are under-income!
Thanks for telling me all this about coming-family ön!
In love with this internet shop,
- Thank you! - It's all thanks to you, Bincy!
To those girls who don't realize that they've spent all of their money...
Will the time for earth conquest ever come?!
Hello, Morning!
Okay, this is the last song! Let's go with high tension!
Let's start with a fun lyric!
[Music]
Yeah!
[Applause]
You're a bandage, I'm a real nice bunny, bunny, bunny.
I say it myself, it's not free, it's not free, it's not free.
If you leave it, if you wake it up, you'll wake it up, everybody, everybody, everybody.
Nobody knows, woo woo.
When will love come to life, dynamite.
Love is dynamite.
No matter how unwell you are, love is an illusion.
If you're going to be so kind to me, I hope you'll find a bright future.
This future, wow wow wow wow.
I envy the world, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Let's fall in love, wow wow wow wow.
Dancing all of the time.
Everytime.
Love love love machine.
Wow wow wow wow.
Love love love station.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Love love love.
Wow wow wow wow. Love love is all I want. Yeah.
The future of Japan is wow wow wow wow. The world is jealous yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Wow wow wow wow. Dance dancing all of the night.
Everyone wow wow wow wow. You, me, yeah yeah yeah yeah.
The future of Japan is wow wow wow wow. Dance dancing all of the night.
But it's delicious.
Wow, what is that?
Cut it, cut it.
Yui-chan, blow it up.
Hurry up.
What?
Blow it up.
It's cold, it's cold.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
That was really ominous, wasn't it?
How does it feel?
It feels good.
What? No way!
Are you okay?
Did you have fun?
I had fun.
Okay, that's good.
That's all for "Karaoke Battle - Last Phrase - Sing It Out!"
It was fun.
Charmy, where are you going?
Caster! It's Tanzan, who travels through the jungle!
I'm Janis Kerr!
You've changed.
I can feel how well and badly Morning Musume has been trained.
I'm beauty commentator Yuko Nakazawa.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too!
Why are you clapping like that?
By the way, when did you become a beauty?
I've always been a beauty since I was born.
Excuse me.
You and me... I'm a lump of beauty, aren't we?
So you're saying that I'm a lump of beauty?
What do you mean by "lump of beauty"?
Are you saying that Ishikawa is a lump of beauty?
Isn't that right?
Oh, well.
Well, let's get started with this week's news.
Sexy Michan and Haroburo's eldest daughter Heike Michio have decided to release their new single "Propose" on November 7th!
Let's take a look at their live performance.
Here you go!
Why, oh why are my tears so many?
These words I hear and these words I say again and again
I've made up my mind, but I'm not in the mood for it
How many years with whom, for example, will I be happy?
How many times have I heard fortune-telling since I first met you?
Suddenly you make me nervous, and recently you've been a little weird
Either way, it seems like a conclusion
I've been waiting for you to say those words
Why, oh why, oh why?
I know you're happy, you're happy, what is it?
That straight-forward pose of yours
I wanted to hear those words and waited for you
Why, why, my friend?
I know you're happy, happy and in tears
A straight-forward proposal
I wanted to hear those words and waited for you
Why, why, my friend?
I know you're happy, happy and in tears
A straight-forward proposal
I wanted to hear those words and waited for you
Why, why, my friend?
Well, this song is about marriage, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
And recently, just recently, it seems, but...
Yes.
...someone went to a wedding.
Yes.
And then...
Yes.
How do you say it? Bouquet?
They caught it.
Isn't it amazing?
Do you know what "catching" means?
I know.
You can get married right away.
You can get married right away?
Well, how do you say it?
Yes.
From my point of view, if you get married first, you'll be in trouble.
Well, you're the eldest daughter in Hello! Project.
Yes.
But you're younger than me.
Yes, you're right.
How old was she? Twenty...
She's twenty-two!
Oh, then she's very young.
What did you say?
Wait a minute.
That's not true!
You know, I really want to get married.
Oh, you do?
Well, you know...
Isn't there such a thing?
You're lying!
I bought it!
She's such a good girl.
Excuse me.
Yes.
That's all for Hello! Project News!
Bye!
That's a weird way of ending it.
Watch out!
No!
That's dangerous!
Hey, don't fall!
What is this?
Now, who is Osu's illegitimate daughter?
I know who it is!
Huh?
Don't laugh at me!