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Yes, yes, yes, look over there.
Don't fight.
And I'm in charge of it today.
Idiot!
I can't participate in it.
Let's do it together.
One, two...
Okay, let's go to this week's harem.
Alloying! Yeah!
Full power!
Momusukun is out of control!
Pyoen Seijin is on fire!
Today's school item is...
And the first prize winner is...
We'll show you the latest video for the first time!
Grandma Yasta of Konato Daikondan!
What's going on?!
Let's go to the harem!
There's a lot we'd like to talk about, but here's today's theme!
Fortune-telling has been influenced by humanity since ancient times.
Today, from flower fortune-telling to animal fortune-telling,
there are as many as stars in fortune-telling.
But do you believe it?
Don't you believe it?
Okay, everyone, do you believe in fortune-telling?
Or don't you believe it?
A, B, split up!
Go ahead!
A, I believe in fortune-telling!
As a result, the six of them chose A's fortune- telling.
On the other hand, these three chose B's fortune- telling.
Now, we'd like to hear what everyone in the city has to say about fortune-telling.
Rikiya, go ahead!
I don't believe in fortune-telling.
Not at all.
I don't believe in it at all.
I believe in it quite a lot.
When something bad happens, I think, "Oh, I wrote something bad last time."
Actually, I had the best luck today.
How about you?
No, I didn't have much luck.
Speaking of fortune-telling, it's still Harajuku.
The fortune-teller's mansion, Time, is popular among young and old.
Here's an interview with a fortune-teller.
I believe in fortune-telling.
Knowing your own fortune
can bring you a lot of good things.
The result of the interview is...
A. I believe in it 56%.
B. I don't believe in it 44%.
As expected, women like fortune-telling.
Men said they don't believe in it.
I guess women believe in it more.
I think so, too.
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
why do you believe in fortune-telling?
Believe. But only good things. Don't ask for bad things.
It's the opposite. Believe in bad things.
You can't do anything if you think "Is there such a thing?"
What about you, Kaori?
Those who believe are saved.
Fortune-telling is like a dream, isn't it?
Am I asking you?
It's like you, Natsan.
For example, if you wear silver earrings today, is there such a thing?
Isn't it like a dream?
Maybe.
Even if it's a dream, you walk around thinking it's a dream.
You think it's a dream, don't you?
Fortune-telling is like...
I think it's like you're smiling.
Fortune-telling is...
Believe.
You'll get it.
You'll get it by force.
Do you get it by force?
I don't know.
But it's fun, isn't it?
When you read a book...
When you read a book and get it by force...
What do you think of fortune-tellers if you don't believe in them?
That's a delicate question.
What is the truth?
The truth is...
Isn't it?
But...
The lucky color of the day is...
I'm a little worried about it.
When I say "lucky color" it's red, and I end up wearing red clothes.
You're going to die!
But if you look at me and say, "When will you get married and how old will you be?" and I'm told that I'm going to do this, I'll rely on it.
But you wear a red trainer. It's strange.
That's what you're saying you believe in.
You're not just thinking about it, you're doing it.
I'm doing it, I'm doing it!
What about you, Ishikawa-san?
If it's bad, it'll be negative.
As Nakada-san said earlier, you get told bad things, and you worry about it all the time.
You're not just fortune-telling, you're everything.
That's what you're saying.
Hasn't it changed yet?
I think it's changed a little.
I've never heard of fortune-telling that turns blue.
You're so strong you turned into a pumpkin.
You're mean!
Come here!
Ishikawa-chan's turn is over!
You're wearing red, right?
I want to hear people's opinions.
I have a dream!
But do you believe in everything?
Don't you believe in everything?
When I was told fortune-telling, I couldn't get married.
That's just your imagination.
It's not my imagination!
I don't know what you're talking about!
I think I broke something.
Did you get anything, Gocchan?
I get a lot of things.
For example?
Um...
I wonder what I get.
You're lying!
You said you'd get "this magazine", right?
I didn't say that!
You're lying!
You always say that you get a lot of things.
You're lying!
You said you'd get "this magazine", right?
You don't believe in anything?
I do, but...
Be honest!
I do, but I don't want you to believe me!
But you believe in everything, right?
I think you'll get "this magazine".
I'll get "this magazine".
But it'll be dark if you eat it.
You'll get "this magazine".
You're getting too serious.
I'm happy!
But I didn't do anything wrong, right?
That's right!
After three beautiful weeks, Morning Musume. has finally come to an agreement!
Morning Musume. believes in fortune-telling!
Far, far away in space...
There was a mysterious alien who planned to conquer Earth.
That alien learned about Earth day and night...
And came up with a plan to conquer Earth!
Minimuni!
Transform!
Let's take a commemorative picture for the first class uniform team!
Okay!
Let's go!
Alright!
Let's take a picture!
Oh! Boss!
Yeah?
The basket is gone!
Oh! You're right! Where did it go?
Oh! Over there!
I see! The basket is off today!
It's fall of art!
Is Mika doing something artistic?
I'm listening to music!
Oh! What song is it?
I'm listening to Gotoumaki-chan!
Oh! Gomaki!
Nice!
Tsuji-pyo, do you know what Gomaki is?
I know! It's delicious!
You put it in oden and eat it!
Oh! That's Goboumaki-ya-pyo!
Are you listening to anything else, Mika-pyo?
Oh! I'm listening to Kiroro!
Kiroro!
It's nice and moist!
Tsuji-pyo, you know Kiroro, right?
I know-pyo!
It's really delicious!
You put it on rice and eat it!
That's not Kiroro, it's a tiger-pyo!
You're always talking about food!
I know-pyo!
Tsuji-pyo, I'm sorry-pyo!
That's fine-pyo!
Alright! Give me your tail!
If you hold your tail, you won't be energetic-pyo!
Are you ready-pyo?
Are you okay-pyo?
I'm fine-pyo!
Hurry up and get out of there!
Huh? M-me?!
Hello-pyo?
It's me again!
How's the earth conquest operation going?
Yes! S-sorry-pyo!
Hurry up and do something!
You sent earthlings again today!
Are you going to aim for an eternal strategy?!
Or...
Earth's learning items...
This was a big hit around 1970 on earth-pyo!
I wonder what it's used for-pyo...
Oh! I know-pyo!
Omega-pyo!
Look at this borning pin with guts-pyo!
Yeah!
I can't touch it!
Mika-pyon, it's fun!
I'm sleepy!
But if it's a bowling pin, it won't be a bowling pin-pyon!
Hurry up-pyon! Hurry up-pyon!
Um, there's probably Asakusa's famous Ningyo-yaki in here-pyon!
Interactive-pyon!
No-pyon! No-pyon! No-pyon!
Stop-pyon!
Poor thing!
Someday you'll break your stomach-pyon!
Got it-pyon?
Everyone's different-pyon!
This is for children who kick and hit on Earth- pyon!
PUNCH! KICK!
If you have a problem with it, hit me-pyon!
You use it like this-pyon!
Sujin!
Kago!
You say "ei" like this-pyon!
Then I'll try it-pyon!
Go for it-pyon!
Sujin-chan!
It's fun!
You always make fun of my pronunciation!
I can't help it-pyon!
Wait-pyon!
You're a weirdo-pyon!
Enough!
That's enough-pyon, Mika-pyon!
Huh?
Mika-chan!
Why are you so skinny?!
That's because...
That's a bad omen, pyon!
I'm jealous, pyon!
In this Kyon Seijin corner...
After four o'clock...
We'll break the law a little more!
Remember it properly!
I won't forget it!
Remember it properly!
Alright, stop it, pyon!
But...
How do we use this to attack Earth, pyon?
What happens if we give this to everyone on Earth, pyon?
Ah!
Everyone on Earth who's stressed out...
Will get absorbed and play, pyon!
If everyone on Earth gets absorbed and plays...
What happens, pyon?
We'll get hungry, pyon!
If we get hungry, what happens, pyon?
We'll get hungry...
And be sleepy, pyon!
That's right!
If we make everyone on Earth all sleepy and sleepy...
And we say...
I'll give you rice balls,
We can conquer Earth, pyon!
As expected of you, boss!
Ah, thanks!
Under the name...
"Punch Kick to Make Us Sleepy and Sleepy...
I'll give you a mission!
Yay!
That's wonderful, Pyon!
In order to conquer the earth...
Hey! Hey! Pyon!
That's our Oyapi!
Thank you! Thank you, Oyapi!
Will they be able to conquer the earth?
Do your best, Pyon Seijin!
Punch, kick! Pyon Seijin!
Harmony!
Harmony Theater - Until the Bus
In one corner of the city, there was a bus stop that students of Harmony Girls' Academy often used.
Good morning!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Yeah!
Mari-chan!
Yes?
You're too loud! I can't concentrate on my studies!
Oh, sorry, sorry!
Huh?!
Hey, Natsumi...
Don't you think you should focus on your feet before you concentrate on your studies?
I was too focused on my studies!
I forgot about it!
It's your mom's!
It's my mom's!
You know...
Studying is fine, but...
Don't you think it's better to play games and have fun sometimes?
That's fine!
I play games while I study!
Huh?!
You play games too, Natsumi?!
Of course!
I just bought the newest game!
Really?!
Isn't it amazing?!
It's so interesting!
It's really...
Tamaguchi!
I've been looking for it since I was born!
Where did you find it?!
Toys...
Toys?!
Wait a minute!
You know...
It's the era of PlayStation 2!
What is that?!
Oh!
It's Yoshida from the foreign market!
Hi!
Good morning, you guys!
You guys?!
I told you before!
You guys are no good!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
That's not it!
Oh!
I'm sorry, Rakkyo!
Rakkyo?!
Yoshida-san, Yoshida-san!
Can you come out for a second?!
Okay!
What kind of gesture is that?
What does "sai" mean?
Oh, "sai"!
Bingo! Bingo! Bingo!
Oh, I see.
Continue saying it.
I'm sorry, you guys!
I said you guys can't do it!
Not "you guys", Ms. Yoshida.
In those cases, it's "I'm sorry, you guys".
You guys!
You're so delicate.
I said you guys can't do it, too!
So, in those cases, it's "I'm sorry, you guys".
Are you a salmon?
Salmon?!
I'm not a salmon!
I'm a human!
Japanese is so difficult!
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten...
Someone, stop me!
Oh, I'm sorry!
Just say it!
I don't know it!
I'll study Japanese...
I'll even ride a bus!
Oh, okay!
Good luck!
See you! Bye!
Tomorrow?
English is weird, too!
Yeah!
I should've been driven away first!
Oh, I'm tired!
It hurts!
Grandma! Grandma!
Good morning!
Oh, good morning!
Good morning!
You guys are...
Oh...
Oh, you know...
We're students of the Haromony Girls Academy!
Oh, right!
It's rare for you guys to be so polite to young people.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Thank you!
It feels good, doesn't it?!
Now...
Grandpa, please wait a moment.
Grandpa, it was narrow, wasn't it?
Grandpa, please wait a moment.
Grandma?! What are you doing in a place like this?!
Today is Grandpa's birthday.
Namo Amida Butsu... Namo Amida Butsu...
Hey! Stop it!
It's relaxing in the morning, isn't it, Natsumi?!
Namo Amida Butsu... Namo Amida Butsu...
Natsumi!
You don't have to go with me!
No, it's just that...
I'm a grandchild, you know?!
I remember when I was little!
Ah, I see...
Namo Amida Butsu!
That's right, that's right!
You're a kind child, aren't you?!
Oh, Grandpa!
I'm so happy to have such a young grandchild like you help me out!
I'm so happy...
I can hear Grandpa's voice!
Grandma?!
Grandpa is...
Grandma?!
You said it yourself, didn't you?!
Now...
Huh?!
Oh...
Should I go to the hospital and get some heart medicine?
Oh...
Oh, Grandpa, I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
Are you okay?
Huh?!
Oh!
It hurts! It hurts!
Grandma! Are you okay?!
What's wrong?! Grandma! Grandma!
I'm sorry! It's urgent!
What's wrong?!
Grandma!
Ms. Yoshida!
Ms. Yoshida, are you okay?!
Give me the usual medicine...
Medicine, right?!
Understood!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
Hey, that's not medicine, it's medicine!
No! I'm going to die! I'm going to die!
Grandma!
I'll wait for you!
Grandma! Grandma...
Wait...
Grandma, shall we go?
Huh?
Grandpa...
Are you okay?
Please...
They're all traitors!
No...
Wait...
Natsumi!
You're weird enough!
What?!
Hurry up and spit it out!
Ah, you're right!
I'm going!
I can't go to school!
Mari-chan, wait for me!
There they are!
Be careful!
Seriously...
Seriously, only weird people come to this bus stop!
Ah! Another weirdo!
Humans...
They're sad, aren't they?
Why?
When I wake up in the morning, my breath smells like garlic.
Does it smell like garlic?
Yes, it does!
It's strong!
It smells, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
Because last night's dinner was gyoza.
Then it can't be helped.
No...
That's too sad!
Come on, you don't have to cry!
It's not tears, Kusen!
It's not tears!
I don't know what's going on.
I know.
I know your sadness.
I'm Ayano Kojifunimono of Narcissus High School!
You're cool, but you're a little cruel.
Because sadness is hard,
because it's so hard,
people think of many songs out of one sadness.
Haruo Sato.
Let me explain!
Haruo Sato is a poet who played an active role from Taisho to Showa.
Hey...
You read that book, don't you?
What am I doing here?
I'm going home.
You can't go to school!
I can't?
I'm so sad...
Let's go!
I can't!
Let's go!
No!
I'm going!
What's wrong with you?!
You're ugly!
If you do that, everyone's teeth will smell!
But, while brushing your teeth and chewing gum,
you all work hard and go to school and work!
Yes! Let's go to school together!
Yes! Yes! I know!
Ah, look, the bus is here!
Oh, what's that?
Everyone!
Take care of it!
Look!
It's the usual elementary school students.
Are you okay, Natchi?
Let's go!
Ah, I'm so happy!
What?! A school reunion?!
It's Natchi's first time attending a school reunion!
A sinful woman who sometimes becomes a tea- drinking idol.
Hello! I'm Charmy Shikawa!
Yes! Charmy Shikawa's Hello! Produce! time has come again this week!
How is everyone doing?!
This morning, while I was on my way to the studio,
my puppy was about to get pulled by a car.
I felt sorry for it, so I tried to help it,
but it got bitten like this!
I'm Charmy's idiot, idiot, idiot!
Let's start over.
Today, commentator Yuko Nakazawa is on her third time.
She should go to bed soon.
So, I'm going to do my best by myself.
Today, Nakazawa-san is on the panel.
Nakazawa-san has always loved me when I was on the panel.
So, I'm going to love him, too!
Look! Nakazawa-san is not angry!
Wait, Charmy, I feel a little cold.
I'm scared! I'm going to stop here!
Then, here is the first news.
MINIMONI's second single, MINIMONI TELEPHONE RINRINRIN's DVD...
will be released on October 24th!
MINIMONI TELEPHONE RINRINRIN means...
Kago-chan and Chuji-chan...
are a big part of it.
So, I'm going to do it, too!
I'm Charmy!
Then, here is today's special.
It's been a while since "Hello! Pro-News" started.
So, I'm going to do it again.
I'm here with Abenatsumi-san!
Hi!
I'm here at Kyoto's period drama shooting site.
Well...
Today's period drama is called "MIBU-GISHIDEN".
I'm going to be in it!
Applause!
Well, today's role is...
It's amazing!
It's a role played by Reiko Takashima.
It's a role played by a 17-year-old girl.
Well, it's my first period drama.
As you can see, I'm wearing a wig and a kimono.
I'm wearing two costumes this time.
It's a poor role.
So, I sometimes cry and whine.
I'm from a poor family.
I don't have parents or siblings.
I was asked to marry me.
Is it really okay for me to be like this?
It's a scene where the woman accepts it with humility.
I think it's worth watching.
Everyone who watches "HARUMONI", please watch "MIBU-GISHIDEN".
That's all for now! I'm Abenatsumi!
Goodbye!
Wow!
Abe-san looks so pathetic in that clothes!
If I have a chance in the future, I'd like to try something like an age-old play style of "Ei!", which I learned at a ceremony a long time ago.
I'd like to do my best, Biance!
OK! Here's the last news of the day!
U-U-Unbelievable!
Next week, finally, four new members will appear for the first time in this "Hello! Morning!"!
Yay! Applause!
And next week, we'll feature new members in a special way, so please don't miss it!
If you miss it, Charmy will be embarrassed!
So, please don't miss it!
That's it for this week.
I'm your host, always smiling, Charmy Shikai! See you!
Oh, no! I'm stuck!
Charmy, help me out!
Hello! Morning!
It's a difficult practice in limited time.
What kind of performance will they show in front of many children?
The "Morning Girls" will be divided into two teams and have a serious match!
Mainly, it's a live showdown!
The challenge prepared this time is "juggling".
Each team will put effort into their techniques and show off their proud skills in front of elementary school students.
The team with more students thinking it's interesting will win!
Abe and Yasta vs Goto and Yoshisawa.
This time's theme, juggling, is quite a challenge.
Will they be able to grow in such a short period of time?
I can't even do a fall.
Me neither.
I can't even control three things.
Even though I only have two hands.
So...
What should I do?
I can't do it.
I mean, I can't do it.
I mean, I've done it before, but I couldn't do it.
Yeah, but you know...
We didn't do it last time.
Yeah, we didn't.
But we won last time.
Against that old lady team.
Yes, we'll win.
Meanwhile, for the old lady team...
Expectations and worries were mixed up for the contact line.
Well, I'm a little worried, but...
I'm really looking forward to it.
Hello!
A step ahead, the old lady team has arrived at the training ground.
I'm Maki Goto.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Hitomi Yusuo.
Nice to meet you.
Let's do our best.
The two teachers are a juggler duo, Akira and Yuko.
In addition to their breath-taking techniques,
they're also pioneers who have incorporated fun juggling techniques, such as bokeh and tsukkomi.
The teachers' completed performances are unexpectedly moving.
Yes!
Their poses are perfect.
Yes!
Let's start practicing!
First, Goto chose the "sugar box."
I'm going to bring this box over here.
I'm going to take it and bring it over here.
It's a basic juggling technique, but it doesn't work very well.
Abe and Asuta's team also arrived at the training ground.
Hello!
What are you doing?
David Claypatch, who is good at one-wheeled vehicles, and David Ramsey, who is good at balls.
They are veterans with more than 20 years of career.
Let's start with the basic, the cigar box.
Let's do it!
They will show us how to do it, and we will try it right away.
This is a technique that Yoshizawa Goto was studying.
Can he do it well?
It's good.
But it's like this.
It's good.
On the other hand, Yoshizawa Goto's team tries to turn a plate.
Goto started to show his unexpected talent.
At first, it was a repetition of failure, but as you can see, he got used to handling a plate and grasped the tips.
Then turn it a little with your right hand.
With that hand.
Like this?
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh! It's like...
He managed to turn a plate in a short period of time!
At first, Goto looked at the plate that was turning in a strange way.
Can he do it? Is it a success?
Goto is satisfied with his improvement.
On top of that, the plate is turning vertically now.
Oh, it's amazing.
Yes, it's amazing.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, I think I can do it, too.
It's okay, it's okay.
In a short period of time, they cleared several challenges one after another.
Goto and Yoshizawa transformed into magicians of plates.
By the way, Abe and Yasta's team noticed a ball.
Wow!
Yes, this is a foreign juggling.
Is it a ball of your hand?
No, it's not a ball of your hand. I'll show you a ball of your hand now.
This is a ball of your hand.
Yes.
Abe tries it right away.
To learn this ball, which is said to take a week if it's normal,
can they master it in such a short period of time?
Ouch!
On the other hand, Goto and Yoshizawa's team are making good progress.
This time, they'll try a diabolo.
Yes.
Now you'll hand it over to them.
Ah-ha!
Sorry!
This time for sure, I'll make it work!
With all her strength at that moment...
One, two, three...
Okay!
She wants to manipulate it gracefully like a teacher.
With only a little bit of impatience,
Goto, who was putting effort into effort, finally disappeared!
Let's do it one more time!
Wow!
In the beginning, they were just shouting and playing hide-and-seek.
Both of them are gradually improving!
Ah, that's it!
That's it! That's it!
Can you do it one more time?
Goto!
Finally!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Goto, who has been trying everything in the jungle,
came here and challenged Ultra C!
A little higher.
And I'll use my right hand.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Splendid!
She made it work!
However, Abe and Asta's team doesn't seem to be making any progress.
With only a few minutes left, they're getting impatient.
Don't stop!
Keep going!
This is a problem for me!
Wow! Wow! Wow!
I'm frustrated if I can't do it!
Yasuda, who challenges Diavolo, tries to polish his skills with a stick in front of him, but...
Wow! Just barely!
Just barely!
Abe and Yasuda are clearly behind compared to Goto and Yoshitar.
Will they be able to catch up in the remaining time?
It's hot!
I don't know!
What should I do?
However, just before the time-up, they come up with a counterattack strategy.
Of course, we're going to be cowardly this time.
What kind of strategy is "cowardly"?
Finally, it's time-up and practice is over!
Goto and Yoshitar's team was firmly determined in their skills.
On the other hand, Abe and Yasuda's team came up with a counterattack strategy.
With nervousness and anxiety, they move to elementary school.
We're going to start now, so thank you for your cooperation!
Thank you!
Will they be able to show the results of their practice?
Now, let's go to the final battle!
The battle of juggling with girls' will and play has finally begun!
Goto and Yoshitar have improved their skills.
Abe and Yasuda have made a counterattack strategy.
Next week, we'll announce the results!
Everyone, it's been a while. I'm Sayaka Ichii.
Sayaka Ichii, who graduated from Morning Musume. last year to become a singer-songwriter.
She is back after about a year.
She is going to make a comeback in next year's spring.
On November 29th, Sayaka Ichii and Yuko Nakazawa will release a cover of a famous folk song, "Folk Songs".
It's been a while.
As you can see, Sayaka Ichii is very energetic.
Everyone, I'm sorry for making you worry.
I hope we can continue to laugh and have fun together in the future.
I can't wait to meet you all again.
And now, we have an important announcement!
From Olympus, anyone can easily take beautiful photos with their digital camera, Camelia C2.
And from Garibar, the car-purchasing network that's spreading all over the country, we're giving away an MD player to each and every one of you.
Applications can be found in this mail address.
A new development from the former Morning Musume. girls is about to begin!
Special guests will also be participating in a live performance at Shibuya X on December 10th.
Everyone, make sure you don't miss it!
And pay attention to Sayaka Ichii's future activities!