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This week's Digimon girl is me, Yasuda!
I'll show you my usual morning girl!
Matsu-chan is in the picture!
Good morning, everyone! It's a refreshing morning!
Ouch!
It's refreshing, isn't it, everyone?
It's refreshing!
Okay, let's go to this week's Haramo!
Haramo Ring!
Oily and excited, Mom's Bakusho Contest!
Street competition, puppet showdown!
Mysterious Kyon Seijin appears again today!
Country girls get excited, too!
Studio Kouzuki shows their true colors!
Haramo Ring!
Beautiful music, isn't it?
It's refreshing!
Is it a perfect piano for the morning?
Yes!
Now, in order for you all to know what you think, let me fight for your opinions!
Yes!
Then, today's theme is this!
Here you go!
The distinction between men and women is decided by birth.
However, if you were born again, would you be a man or a woman?
Now, what do you all think?
Please decide!
Here you go!
This is men's and this is women's!
A man was chosen by Goto, Abe and Yoshizawa!
On the other hand, B woman was chosen by six people!
Tsuji, Iida, Yaguchi, Yasuda, Ishikawa and Kago!
Before we listen to your opinions...
We'd like to hear your opinions as well, so please watch the video first!
Here you go!
I'd like to be a woman.
There are so many things you can do.
Like having kids and wearing skirts.
I'd like to be a man.
I'd like to try picking up girls.
I got it!
You look like you're having fun!
What are you talking about?
I'd like to be a woman.
I'm tired of men.
I'd like to be a woman.
Okay?
I guess men like to have fun.
If his wife does it for him, it'll work out.
They also asked at places like this.
No matter where you look, you look like a woman.
But these people are all men!
Here we go!
Time's up!
I wanted to be born as a woman.
If you're born as a woman, you can have a baby and get married.
You can raise a baby and have a baby.
I wanted to be born as a woman.
What do you think of Ms. Ayumu?
She's a little cool!
I want to box!
But Yoshi looks like a man.
Really?
What do you think of that?
But...
She's not cool.
Do you really think so?
Be honest!
What about you, Natsuha?
I feel free somehow.
And I want to live a man's life.
But I feel that way, too.
Really?
Yes.
I feel free without thinking about it.
"Without thinking about it" sounds stupid!
No, it's not!
I don't want to be a dad.
But I want to be a cool person and become a star!
Like you, Shua-chan.
Maybe you should write "I want to be like you, Shua-chan."
You're right!
What about you, Suji?
If you're born as a woman, you can wear whatever you like.
I don't know what you mean.
If you're born as a woman...
You can wear cool clothes like this.
I like it.
You can wear skirts and jackets, too.
That's right.
How about you, Yanchi?
Men have to work, so it's hard for them.
Women can wear more clothes.
You're right.
I don't know what you mean.
There are many fashionable people.
But there is no one pattern.
Pink Sarah, like Ishika usually wears.
If a man in love wears it,
I don't wear it even if I'm a woman.
Pink is the eternal color of girls.
But I want to wear that kind of image.
Girls can wear wedding dresses.
You can wear a taxi.
What about you, Kei?
Men seem to have a hard time with something.
They can't do makeup.
You can do makeup.
But you can't do makeup today, can you?
Women can deceive people with makeup.
Can you deceive me?
You can cook for your loved one.
You can be a morning girl.
That's the most normal thing.
Men can cook for their loved ones.
But if you think about it, like you said,
even if you're reborn as a man, you can't be a morning girl.
If you're reborn as a man, you can't know whether you're a morning girl or not.
We'll make you a morning girl no matter what you do.
Let's make him a morning guy.
What?
That's weird.
What?
Right?
What's wrong?
Are men supposed to dance like that?
I don't like it.
Moms will play a doll drama and have a serious match.
Who will win?
In limited time, what kind of performance can you show the children in front of you?
A serious match in front of the audience! A live showdown with Harumo!
This time's topic is doll drama.
Divide into two teams and show off your ideas in the nursery school.
The team with more actors who think it's interesting wins!
The leaders Yoshida and Abe Yasuda will compete against each other!
Before the original doll drama, which team will win?
What kind of doll drama will you show us?
Will the children enjoy it?
I'm scared!
The leader Yoshida and Abe Yasuda will compete against each other!
Pay attention to Yoshida's doll performance!
What did you say?
This is frustrating!
You're in my way!
Why?
If you're gone, I can be the cutest woman in the world!
Hey, that's not right!
What?
A human being can't have a beautiful heart or a beautiful face!
I...
A dirty person like you is...
disgusting!
Disgusting!
You're mean! I'm mad!
That must be...
Let's meet up.
I can feel your power!
I'm going crazy!
Strong! Strong!
If you attack me like this...
Snow White, what should I do?
But I won't lose!
I can't let a disgusting person like you live in this world!
You can do it, Snow White!
Punch!
What are you doing? That hurts!
Try again if you can!
Oh, there's an apple here!
I'll eat the apple.
Huh?
There's a strange taste...
Apple, apple, apple...
Huh?
Oh yeah, there was a Morning Musume song playing earlier.
Huh? Where's Morning Musume?
Oh!
A beautiful princess is lying down here.
What's wrong?
She's not opening her eyes.
It's an apple!
Could it be that she ate that apple and...
I have to get rid of the poison for her right now!
I think I lost my mind.
What's wrong?
Don't tell me...
you saved me?
That's right.
Thank you.
But...
we've met somewhere before, haven't we?
That's what I feel like.
Could it be...
Come on, let's ride in my clothes.
Come on, look this way.
La-la-la...
This is hilarious!
But the Titanic sank, and they could never return.
This is what happens when you resist us.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall...
The most beautiful person in the world is...
me!
Well done!
The children's faces are full of smiles!
It's funny.
But I was happy that everyone laughed at me.
Yeah.
They laughed at me.
Yeah, I'm glad.
Everyone knew "Titanic."
I knew it.
I'm glad!
It was fun!
I'm nervous!
Good luck!
There are a lot of children!
Yeah, there are.
I'm so nervous!
I'm nervous!
I'm not good at this.
With the results of Iida and Yoshitaro,
Abe and the staff are under more and more pressure!
As the stage approaches, the heartbeat accelerates!
The children are waiting for you!
How are you? Are you happy? Are you having fun?
Ta-dah!
Wow! What is this?
What are you doing?
I was picking flowers to go to my grandmother's house.
Oh, I'm scared! I'm scared!
This is the strongest wolf in this forest!
Oh, I'll be eaten by a wolf! What should I do?
It looks delicious!
Can you take me through this road?
No!
Why?
You can't!
Why?
You can't!
Take me through this road!
Stupid wolf! Stupid wolf!
Oh, it hurts!
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
It hurts!
Akazukin-chan! Akazukin-chan!
Who is it?
Where are you?
Who is it?
Oh, my precious Akazukin-chan!
What were you doing?
Stupid! Stupid!
Grandma, help me!
I'm not interested in you!
What are you doing? You're rude!
I like young girls more!
Grandma, help me!
Can you do something about it?
Shut up!
Can you do something about it?
I can't help it. Grandma, let's eat it!
It hurts!
Grandma! Grandma!
Here we go!
Let's eat!
I can't do it anymore!
I'm getting full.
I think I'll go to bed.
Durururu~
Oh!
Mr. Wolf is here!
Oh!
I'm getting hungry.
Hello!
Meow!
Do you want to fly?
Meow!
Oh!
I flew over my stomach and
grandma came out!
Oh!
Which one is it?
Is it in?
Then I'll fly it one more time.
Ta-ra-ra-ra-ra~
Meow!
Oh! It came out!
Thank you!
Who saved me?
It's me!
It's good!
I like it, too!
Dad, Mom,
thank you!
We made
someone precious!
Pa-ra-pa-ra, pa-ra-pa-ra,
pa-ra-pa-ra-pa-pa!
Pa-ra-pa-ra, pa-ra-pa-ra,
pa-ra-pa-ra-pa-pa!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Akazuki safely finished!
It was fun!
Finally!
The results!
Will Team Iida and Team Yoshida
win the crown?
Or will Team Abe and Yasuda win?
Only children know the course of victory!
What are the results?
If you think the team was fun,
Bye!
As you can see, the result is...
Team Leader and Yuster won!
We won!
Yeah!
Was it fun, everyone?
Yeah!
It's frustrating, but...
But it's good, right?
There are only a few people...
This time, they drank bitter tears.
However, the firefly of battle has just been cut and dropped!
[Caster]
Caster!
It's a mermaid running through the sea of time!
Hello! I'm Charmy Shikawa!
Yes!
Today, it's time for Charmy Shikawa's "Hello, Pro News"!
I'd like you to join me in introducing our beautiful commentator, Yuko Nakazawa!
Thank you in advance!
Yes!
Huh?
How are you?
I thought you were having a hard time.
Is it impossible?
Hmm... You're getting used to it little by little.
Yes!
Are you a mermaid, Caster?
That's right!
You're wonderful!
Thank you!
Please swim freely!
Understood!
I'll catch you!
Yes!
With that said...
Yes!
I'd like to give you the first news!
This Wednesday, the 17th...
Country girl Ishikawa Rika (morning girl)'s second single...
"Lover is a cheering group for the heart" will be released!
You always say you'll do your best,
so I'll do my best too.
To tell you the truth, I'm kind of nervous.
To be honest, I'm scared.
Me, me, I've never been this excited
and desperate before.
I've always lived my life
like that.
Ah, my lover
is someone I don't know much about,
but he's so hot.
Why, oh why did you choose me?
Yeah!
If you were here, I'd be so excited,
I'd do my best, I'd do my best.
I'm in love with you.
If you were here, I'd be so excited,
I'd do my best, I'd do my best.
Sometimes I like you too much and I cry,
but I can't say it directly to your face.
I get too excited, I get too excited, I get too excited, I get too excited.
From now on, let's cheer for each other.
You know?
I get too excited, I get too excited, I get too excited.
Sometimes I like you too much and I cry.
I can't say it directly to your face.
Look at me and love me wholeheartedly.
Wow, I'm embarrassed.
That's embarrassing.
What?
That's embarrassing.
What do you mean?
You're talking about yourself, aren't you?
No, I'm Charmy Shikawa.
But you have the same voice.
You sound like her.
Who?
You look up to her.
Don't say that!
Isn't she cute?
It's cold!
You have serious eyes.
You're serious about this, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
From now on, there will be more entertaining characters!
Hello, Morning!
"Hello, Morning! Theater" "Until the Bus Arrives"
In one corner of the city, there was a bus stop often used by students of Haramoni Girls' Academy.
I'm so excited today!
Hey! What are you listening to?
Hey!
Hey! What are you listening to?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Are you dancing?
You can dance well, can't you?
No!
No, you can't!
You're really different, aren't you?
No, I'm not. You're different, too.
Me? I told you before, didn't I?
I grew up in a boy's school and became like this.
Well, it doesn't matter.
Our school has changed a lot of people, hasn't it?
Yes, it has.
Especially our class's Natsumi Abe.
She's really different.
She's always asking for a lesson.
She's here!
Ouch!
Why did you hit me today?
Are you okay?
Good morning, Natsumi!
Good morning.
You're weird as always.
Ah! Senpai! Senpai! Here! Here!
Here! Wait! Wait!
Here! Here! Here!
Hey!
Good morning.
You!
It's okay. Here!
Why don't you realize it?
And it's the opposite of yesterday.
I was worried about this and that and I made a mistake.
Be careful tomorrow.
It doesn't matter.
Sometimes it's better to take a break at an amusement park.
That's right. If you study like Natsumi,
you won't know what's popular now and you won't be able to keep up with everyone's conversations.
That's okay.
I went to Urayasu's Disney, which is now a hot topic, and brought it to my newest attraction.
What?! You went there?!
I did.
Wow! I haven't been there yet!
How was it?!
It was so much fun!
It's a small world...
Wow!
Hey! Natsumi! It's Disney SEA now!
Do you know it?!
No... Disney SEA...
You studied too much and you don't know it anymore.
Disney SEA...
But if you go to school like this,
you'll get scolded by that scary Professor Nakasawa again.
Oh, Professor Nakasawa.
That professor is strict, but...
His amazing appearance makes you think he's a perfect woman and he's so cool!
Yeah! He's so sexy!
Yeah, I admire him too!
But you know?!
That Professor Nakasawa...
There's a rumor that he was rejected by his partner again!
Everyone says he's perfect, but...
Actually, I think he's really worn out!
Yeah, probably...
Yeah...
Professor Nakasawa!
I'm not worn out!
I'm a perfect woman!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Abe-san!
Are you okay?
Hey, are you okay?
I'm okay!
That's weird!
Weird?
Right here!
Ah!
It's not "ah"! It's "spit it out"!
I'm sorry!
I'll be right there!
Hey! Hey!
Don't go!
It's hard for you to say "birthday" like that!
I'm tired of it!
By the way, Iida-san and Yaguchi-san!
Yes!
You know Yoshizawa-san, don't you?
Ah! Of course!
Yoshizawa-san, who just came back from abroad!
Of course!
Yes!
Her Japanese is a little weird...
She's Japanese, isn't she?
Well, you could say that...
That's why I asked you to take care of her!
You didn't do it properly!
You know...
I'm not good at it!
It's hard for me to understand you!
Ah! Ouch!
Ouch!
Out of the corner! Out of the corner!
Out of the corner!
I wanted to see it!
You are the student council president and vice president of Haromori Girls Academy, aren't you?
Yes! Yes!
Do it properly!
Ah! I'm sorry!
I'll do my best!
That's why...
I'll go and see if there's anyone skipping school!
So, please take care of me!
Yes! Yes!
I can't believe that teacher doesn't get fired.
But anyway, what are you going to do about it, Senpai?
Well, since you asked me to do it...
But, you know, I'm not good at saying "Yoshizawa" or anything like that.
Well, your way of speaking is weird, too.
Oh! It looks like she's here.
Good morning, you guys!
I said, you guys can't do it!
I'm sorry!
Who are you guys?
Oh, I'm Ida Kori of Class B.
I'm Yaguchi of Class E.
I heard about you from the teacher.
I'm looking forward to working with you!
You're so arrogant!
You're making me blush!
Seriously...
It hurts!
Hey!
Are you okay?
Water! Water!
Yoshizawa-san! Go get some water!
Water?
Go for it, Iba-san!
I'll go get it!
It hurts!
Huh?
It hurts!
Not "mimizu" (ear water)
"Mizu" (water)
"Aro" (arrow)
Nice to meet you.
Hey, grandma, are you going to bring it now?
Please be careful.
Are you okay? Do your best.
Yes!
It's over. It's over.
It's over. Oh, it's over.
Oh, this is it.
Again?
I'm sorry. It's painful.
That was painful.
Then I'll bring it. Wait a minute.
Do your best.
Breathe properly and slowly.
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
Water! Here you go!
Eat it up.
Huh?
Senpai! Don't drink it!
We brought it for you.
No, no.
Wait a minute.
Hurry up.
Grandma!
I'm sorry.
I'm thirsty, too.
Breathe properly.
Grandma! Water!
Wait a minute!
Here you go!
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Thanks to you, I feel better now.
That's great!
But you know what? It's better for you to have a doctor look at you.
That's right.
Then slowly...
I'll follow you!
You know, it's weird how you talk, but you're a kind person.
Here you go.
Are you okay?
But, Mr. Yashizan, you have a good point.
Yes, you are right.
Look, she has the same face as you.
Yes, you are right.
You look sad since this morning.
Why do you look sad?
I don't know.
I don't know if it's my personality, but I'm always sad about something.
Riko, what's wrong?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
What? Why?
Can't we fix our sleeping habits?
This kind of hair...
So, what are you doing?
It's too sad!
Don't bully me!
I'm not bullying you!
Don't bully me!
I'm not bullying you!
But you are crying.
It's because of this.
Please! Don't bully me!
I'm not bullying you!
It's too sad!
I'm not bullying you!
Hey!
I don't know what's going on.
I'm too sad to go to school today!
It's just a sleeping habit, isn't it?
That's right, Riko. You don't know it well.
I know it.
I know the meaning of your tears.
I'm Fumibaro Ayanokouji of C.E.A.T. Narsis High School!
She's always like this.
In any case, the rain of tears is like a person's body in autumn.
Kouyo Ozaki.
Let me explain!
Kouyo Ozaki is a novelist who was active in the Meiji period.
I'm going home.
Huh?
Why?
I can't! I have to go to school!
I can't! It's too much!
Let's go!
I can't!
Let's go!
No!
You idiot!
What kind of sleeping habits do you have?!
If you have that kind of sleeping habits, you should work hard and go to school or work! Do you understand?!
I understand! I'll do my best!
Then, let's go to school together!
Yes!
Oh! The bus is here!
Oh! Good morning!
The students and teachers of Haromoni Girls' Academy were busy waiting for the bus again this morning.
Oh! Here it comes! Pyo Seijin!
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who planned to conquer Earth.
That alien learned about Earth and its location and planned a strategy to conquer Earth.
Zinimoni!
Pyo Seijin!
Pyo Seijin, assemble!
Pyo! Pyo! Pyo! Pyo! Pyo!
Alright! Let's go!
Pyo!
Alright! Everyone, let's go!
There's no other reason for us to gather here today!
Recently, I've been receiving sad news from you, boss.
What is it, Pyo?
Pyo Seijin's Pyo language is getting distorted, Pyo!
That's not true, Pyo!
Pyo language is getting distorted, Pyo!
That's not true, Pyo!
That's not true!
You all talk too much!
Today, all three of us will go to Oshio!
Let's go to Oshio!
Now, show me your tails, Pyo!
Pyo Seijin will lose his energy if you hold his tail, Pyo!
Let's go to Oshio, Pyo!
Are you satisfied, Byon?
I'm satisfied, Byon.
That's great, Byon!
Hello! This is Dinin's phone call from Mr. Oyabin!
That's Mr. Oyabin for you!
It's so heavy!
Hello!
It's me again!
There will be people from Earth again this week.
Will you all come up with a good plan for me again?
I'm counting on you!
Mr. Oyabin!
Earth's learning items.
This is the oldest and newest "jomejome" on Earth.
That's what it says, Byon.
Do you know what it's for, Byon?
Mr. Oyabin, do you know?
Yes, Miko, Byon!
When people from Earth can't reach it, they step on it, Byon.
Do you know, Byon?
I know, Byon!
Yes, Kago, Byon!
Ah, I don't have a desk.
No, Byon!
Yes, I know, Byon!
Yes, Tsuji, Byon!
Don't you grill a hamburger or something like that, Byon?
This is the oldest electronic instrument in the world, Byon!
Instrument?!
This is an instrument, Byon!
Try playing it, Byon!
Don't be surprised, Byon!
Okay, Byon!
Let's go, Byon!
I turned it on.
Let's go!
How is it, Byon?!
Awesome, Byon!
This instrument, which plays a fascinating tone, is a surprising electronic instrument that you can play without touching it!
It is an old instrument developed by a Russian philologist, Jeremy!
Byon!
Pyon! Pyon! Byon! Byon! Byon! Byon! Byon! Byon! Byon!
Very weird groups, Pyon!
Mornin' Musume performed for about a month at Tokyo's Nisshin Theater in May of this year.
The music video and videos for "Love Century" will be released!
Please watch it.
Please watch the music video and the new song by Country Girl Nishikawa Rika.
That's a lot of songs.
That's all for today!
Bye!
Goodbye!
Here's a present from the show!
From Olympus, a digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily, Camelia C2!
And from all over the world's car search network Gulliver,
each and every one of you will receive an MD player!
For more information, please visit this email address!
And now for today's "NG Girl"!
Bravo!
Now I can conquer the world!
No!
Conquer the world!
Conquer the world! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!