AISubs v3.5
Hello!
I renewed my hair! It's a harmony!
It's my first renewal.
I, Iida Kaorika Kouden, will be in charge of it.
Good morning! Nice to meet you!
Wow! The set has changed!
This is the salon.
What are you doing?
I just introduced the renewal on the digital camera.
Yes, I renewed my hair!
Yes!
I cut my hair a lot.
Please put it in.
You can't, can you?
You! You!
Ah!
No!
So, let's do this week's harmony!
Let's do it!
Yo!
Harmony Ring!
From today, we will expand it for 15 minutes and don't miss it until the end!
We will challenge the real thing!
What kind of characters will appear?
What will happen?
A serious battle with a mysterious giant!
A mysterious giant, Gyousenjinzei!
A talk battle with a unique personality, Momus!
A resurrected Shoumin Ishikawa will be a caster!
Ah! I'm getting nervous!
Sensei!
A new segment! Harmony Challenge!
Yay!
Everyone, from today...
Yes!
We will change!
Yay!
In the first new segment, you will have a talk battle based on your own ideas about a certain theme.
Now, do it seriously!
Today's theme is this!
It goes without saying that it is now 2001, but...
If a time machine were to be invented now and space- time could be retrieved just once...
Would you like to live in the past or in the future?
Do you want to live in the future? Or do you want me to return to the past?
Now, let's say goodbye!
The past was chosen by Tsuji Yoshisawa Abe Iida and ASTA.
On the other hand, the future was chosen by Goto Yaguchi and Shikawa Kago.
I'd like to hear your opinions, but...
Before that, we'd like to know what you think.
This place is new!
It's wonderful!
The future, right?
Because nothing good happened.
The past. Definitely the past.
I used to study hard.
The past.
I'd like to know my parents.
I'd like to see my ancestors.
I'd like to go back in time.
I'd like to go back in time!
The past.
I can't do that anymore.
And we asked these little kids, but...
I want to see dinosaurs.
Even little kids want to go back in time!
I want to see my childhood memories.
I want to see my childhood memories!
And...
I want to see when I was born.
The results of the interview were...
A. The past is 67%.
B. The future is 33%.
Many people wanted to do it all over again.
I see!
Um, the past...
There were a lot of opinions of people who wanted to see the past, but I'd like to hear your opinions.
Yes!
Well then, please come out one by one. Here you go!
Yes, then Kei-chan will go in order.
The future can be experienced from now on, so I want to see the past life.
Oh, past life! I see.
How about Kaori?
The future will come soon. The past can't be returned.
Actually, I don't want to see the past either.
But if you see the past, tomorrow won't be interesting, right?
Right? If you see the past, it won't be interesting.
Before you were born.
I want to see everyone's young days.
That's really dark, Yui-chan!
For example, what Nakazawa-san wrote.
Do what you failed before one more time and you'll be fine.
Let's change our lives.
That's true.
Our lives have changed.
How about you, Aiko-chan?
I want to see it somehow.
Who will you be connected with?
How many family members do you have?
I want to see my own future.
Huh? You too, Yaguchi-san?
Yes!
I want to see my marriage partner, Yaguchi-san.
If I say "No, not this person!" you'll change your mind, right?
Yes, Ishikawa.
Yes! I'm curious about what you're up to.
Not really.
You're curious about everything!
You can't help it even if you look at me.
Are you getting taller?
Are you fat? Are you thin? Are you big?
That's funny.
Who wants to see you get married in the future?
I don't want to!
I want to!
I'm so curious!
Tsuji-chan, join in!
Tsuji, which one?
I don't know.
Do you want to see your marriage partner in the future?
No, not really.
Why not?
I'm sure you'll date a lot of people.
But if you don't know who you're going to marry, you'll think "Oh, I'm going to marry this person."
As soon as you start dating.
But if you find out that you're marrying someone you don't know at all, you'll wonder when you'll get to know each other.
What would you do if you didn't have a marriage partner?
What kind of face is that?
What kind of camera is that?
That's right!
You might not be able to get married!
Are you going to get married in the future?
So don't look at me!
Talk to me!
There's a game called "Can't Help It Even If You Care About Your Past" on VTR.
I don't want to watch it.
Don't worry about the past.
Don't worry about it.
I think you should look back and see if your past life was a fish.
But you know...
We were all born in the sea.
But I want to look back at my past life.
Huh?
Isn't that the past?
The future is something you can't see.
That's right!
It's something you cut open for yourself.
That's right!
She just said something good!
That's right!
The future is the future!
Huh?
Maybe we should go over there?
Right?
Hello, Morning!
"Hello, Morning! Theater" until the bus arrives.
In one corner of the city, there was a bus stop often used by students of Haromoni Girls' Academy.
You've been out all morning! What are you listening to?
What are you listening to?
What are you doing all of a sudden, senpai?
How can you ride a bus like that?
You're really strange, aren't you?
You're strange too, senpai!
I'm not strange!
That's how you talk!
You're a woman, but you talk like a man!
But I grew up among male siblings, so I'm like that.
Anyway, this school is really strange, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Speaking of strange, our class's Abe Natsumi is also quite strange!
You know her, don't you?
She always calls a textbook and...
Oh, she's here!
Are you alright?
Good morning, Natsumi!
Good morning...
Senpai!
Hey!
Ah! What are you doing?!
I'm studying!
Studying is fine, but...
Hey, you!
Did you come all the way here without noticing?
I was focused on studying...
Studying is fine, but...
Don't you think it's better to take a break and watch a movie once in a while?
That's right!
If you keep studying like Natsumi...
You won't know what's popular right now...
And you won't be able to keep up with your schoolmates' conversations!
That's fine!
Huh?
I watch movies and stuff that's popular!
Oh, what did you watch?
Um...
If you're talking about movies that are popular...
That recent movie...
The girl is the protagonist...
And Miyazaki... something...
Is the writer of it...
Ah!
We saw it too!
Yeah! We saw it too!
It was fun, wasn't it?
The guy next to you...
Whoa!
Now you know!
It's Sen and Chihiro's secret!
What's that?
It's because you're studying too much!
Well, it doesn't matter...
That sneaker...
What are you going to do with it?
If you don't wear it...
Your teacher, Nakazawa-sensei, will be mad at you!
Ah, Nakazawa-sensei!
That teacher is strict, but...
She's an adult woman, and I think she's wonderful!
Ah!
She's sexy, isn't she?
I'm jealous of her!
But you know?
What?
That Nakazawa-sensei...
Even though she has such a beautiful face...
No matter how many times you see her...
There's a rumor that you'll be rejected by her!
What's going on?
Well...
She looks perfect...
But there must be a flaw, right?
Hmm...
Whoa!
Who said there's a flaw?
Nakazawa-sensei!
I don't have a flaw!
I'm a perfect woman!
Don't say anything unnecessary!
Ah, I'm sorry!
Abe-san!
Yes?
You...
You have to write it down!
Yes!
Iida-san!
Yes?
Yakuchi-san!
Yes!
Did you know that you were transferred from abroad to this school?
Of course we heard about it!
But we've never met you before.
Your name is Yoshizawa-san, right?
Yes!
She's been living abroad for a while now.
She can't speak any words other than foreign languages.
So...
Can you two take care of her?
What?!
That's not what I said!
You two!
You're the students' president and vice president of Haromoni Girls' Academy, right?
You should at least do that much!
Yes!
But...
Oh!
She's Yoshizawa-san!
If you speak any foreign language, you can say "pera pera" in any language!
"Pera pera"!
What?!
"Pera pera"!
"Pera pera"?
"Pera pera"!
"Pera pera"?
"Pera pera"!
Oh! "Pera pera"!
"Opera pera"! "Opera pera"!
Senpai, Senpai! What are you saying?
I don't know.
Aw, you don't know Japanese.
I can talk, you know?
You talk?
A little bit...
Oh, I see! Then I'll teach you about Japanese at school!
If you don't mind.
What's up with you?
Even though you forced us to do it in the first place,
now that you know how to speak Japanese, you're being like this.
Isn't it fine?
It's also Dr. Nakazawa's job.
Anyway, the bus is late.
Maybe it's congested.
Let's sit and wait.
Yeah, let's do that.
Ah, I'm tired.
Here you go.
You're young and kind.
Here you go.
It's heavy!
Ouch!
This is torture from the Edo period!
Let me explain.
"Torture from the Edo period" is only one type of torture,
and it's a gag that makes you look like a stone.
Ah, geez!
Young people these days don't like this!
Geez!
Ah, I'm running out of blood.
Doctor!
What's up with that old woman?
She was a weird old woman, wasn't she?
Yeah.
Huh?
Isn't she in the same class as you?
You're right.
She looks sad again in the morning.
What's up with her sad face?
I don't know if it's personality or something, but she's always sad.
Yuka, what's wrong?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
What's wrong with you?
When I changed my clothes in the morning, there were sesame seeds on my belly button.
Huh?
That's too sad!
Why?
Just say it!
When I looked at my belly button full of sesame seeds, I felt sad.
I can't stop crying!
Don't bully me!
No, I'm not bullying you.
But you're crying.
No, I'm not.
Please, don't bully Mothra!
Are you Mothra?
Godzilla is angry!
Who are you, Mothra?
I don't know.
She's a strange elementary school student.
I don't know.
I'm too sad to go to school today!
Rika, you don't know.
I know.
I know you're sad.
I'm Fumimaro Ayano from Narcissus High School.
I know you're cool.
But you're sad.
Dirty sadness is blowing again today.
Chuya Nakahara.
Let me explain.
Chuya Nakahara is a poet who was popular in the early Showa period.
What is he doing here?
I don't know.
I'm going home.
You can't go to school.
I can't? I'm so sad.
Let's go.
I can't.
Let's go!
No!
Let's go, Hiroshi!
What's with you, Goma?
Everyone's trying their best not to lose to Goma.
I'm not good at it.
I've been playing too much and my stomach hurts.
I'm trying my best.
You're strong.
You should take care of your belly, too.
I know!
I'll do my best!
Let's go to school.
Okay!
Oh, the bus is here.
This way.
The teachers and students of Haromani Girls' Academy were waiting for the bus again this morning.
In limited time, what kind of performance will you be able to show to the children in front of you?
A serious match in front of the audience! A live showdown with Haromani Girls' Academy!
This time's topic is puppet show.
Divide into two teams and show puppet shows that you came up with with your own ideas.
The team with more actors who think it's interesting wins!
The leaders Yoshida and Abe and Yasuda will compete against each other!
Give me food!
This time, Suginoko Theater will teach us!
They have about 40 years of history and still perform 1,600 shows a year.
They are truly professional puppets!
But they are not good at professional acting.
Will they be able to master it in a short period of time?
Is it fun?
They will teach us how to manipulate a puppet.
It moves sideways like this.
Basically, you hold it like this with your left hand.
It's really heavy!
It's heavy, isn't it?
It's really heavy!
It's not about what you do, it's about how you hold it.
Next, they will teach us how to have a conversation like in a puppet show.
When you start talking, you should only talk to the wolf at the end.
Mr. Wolf, can you hear me?
Mr. Wolf, I'm going to watch "Morning Musume."
Would you like to come with me?
Do you understand?
When you start talking and when you finish talking, you should only talk to the wolf at the end.
Right, Mr. Wolf?
The story will be decided by the white princess and the red moon, which even children know about!
Get ready and start practicing!
Children and...
The Iida-Yoshisawa group!
First, they carefully choose a doll that suits their image.
In addition, they use picture books to expand their image of the white princess.
We say "white princess" and...
"take this ugly guy...
to a bad-looking man...
and...
kill him!"
It's a little exciting, but...
Iida comes up with various ideas!
Iida-Yoshisawa group's story making seems to be going well!
I'm about to get killed here...
and I'm struggling so much...
I'm struggling so much...
What should I do?
On the other hand, the Abe-Yasuta group...
Their expressions are grim!
What should we do?
But shouldn't we just leave it like this?
They can't come up with any ideas!
Will it work?
I don't know!
It's difficult...
Knowing about the Abe-Yasuta group who are struggling,
the Iida-Yoshisawa group is doing well!
Their story is well organized!
Let me go to the mountains...
Let me go...
And...
Let's go to the woods...
Are you Sugimoto-san?
Who are you?
I don't know you...
I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
What kind of joke is this?
What kind of story will it be?
And the team Akazukin is worried about...
I'm going to my grandmother's house.
I'll give you a ride.
Really?
Bye-bye!
No, no!
At first glance, it seemed like things were going well for them.
Leader Yoshida's team.
Abe and Yasuda's team, who were worried about everything until the end.
With all their might, practice time is over!
Finally, it's time for the children's playground.
I hope the typhoon will laugh.
Is Yoshida going to be able to practice? He looks relaxed.
On the other hand, Abe and Yasuda don't look happy.
That evening...
The actors and actresses began to gather.
It's finally time for the final battle!
The final confirmation behind the scenes...
Failure is unforgivable!
At first, Ms. Iida and Ms. Yoshizawa will be performing.
Let's begin!
(scream)
(laugh)
(scream)
Once upon a time, there was a father and a mother.
The father, the mother and the little white snow princess lived happily.
But one day, suddenly, the mother died of a stroke.
She died of a stroke?
(cry)
Little white snow princess...
Mother! Mother!
Do you want your mother?
Yes, because I'm lonely.
I see.
(cry)
Then wait a minute.
(cry)
Mother!
Little white snow princess...
Yes?
Let me introduce you to my new mother.
Let me introduce you...
Pao, pao, pao...
She's working at a commercial company.
Her name is Sugimoto-san.
(cry)
She's not very tall, but she's kind.
She and little white snow princess like fishing.
Really?
Because little white snow princess said...
Yes?
People who like fishing don't have bad people.
Right, little white snow princess?
I'm really happy!
Sugimoto-san!
Please continue to take care of me!
Please!
Thank you, father, for being such a kind mother!
That's right.
Because you're kind, mother.
Yes!
That's right!
Father has to go hiking all the time!
(cry)
Yes!
Wait a minute!
Yes!
Take care of each other and do your best!
Yes!
Have a safe trip!
(sigh)
Sugimoto-san!
I'm hungry! Can you make me some food?
Ouch! What are you going to do?
There's no way I can make you food!
I can only make you cup noodles!
But you're a mother, right?
Make me that much.
Hmph! Make it yourself!
Ouch!
I hate you!
Ouch! Ouch! What are you going to do?
I don't know. I'm going back to my room.
Goodbye!
Sheesh! She really makes me angry!
I have to do that again!
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
It's me, Kaorin!
Why?! You're wrong!
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
It's me, Morning Musumen.'s sub-leader, Yesuda!
(screaming)
Battan!
Ah! I'm dizzy!
What was that?!
You were scared, weren't you?!
Not at all!
Mirror, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
It's me, Shirayuki-hime.
What?!
This is so frustrating!
What did the children receive this time?!
And which team will win?!
Hello, Morning!
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who planned to conquer Earth.
That alien learned about Earth every day and came up with a plan to conquer Earth!
Unimoni!
Complete!
Sausage! Complete!
Alright, everyone's here, right?
There's no other reason for us to gather today!
It's finally time for Pyon adults to conquer the earth, right?!
Yeah!
If you conquer it, what do you want to do, Pyon?
Yes, boss!
Mika, Pyon!
I want to play as much as I want at Disneyland, Pyon!
Oh, if you conquer it, you can play as much as you want, Pyon?!
Yeah!
Boss!
Oh, Kago, Pyon!
I want to play karaoke as much as I want and sing lots of Minimori songs, Pyon!
Oh, that sounds like fun, Pyon!
Pyon!
Oh, Mii, Pyon!
Oh, Kizu, Pyon!
Um... I want to eat all the cake in the world all by myself, Pyon!
Oh, wait a minute, Pyon!
"All by yourself" means that for us...
Huh?
For children who only think about themselves...
It's a punishment, Pyon!
Please complete it, everyone!
Everyone, help me!
Yeah!
Pyon!
Alright, put your tails out!
If you hold your tails out, you'll lose your energy, Pyon!
Let's go!
It's a punishment, Pyon!
Did you reflect on yourself, Pyon?
Are you alright, Pyon?
Get out of the cage, Pyon!
No, no, boss said...
Mika, Pyon, get out of there!
Tsuji, Pyon! You reflect on yourself and you get out of there, Pyon!
Me, Pyon?
Okay, Pyon.
Hurry up and get out of there, Pyon!
It's me again!
How's the earth conquest operation going?
Yes, it's already...
In order to conquer the earth, you have to study about the earth.
Something from the earth will come, will you study about it and go for the operation?
Well, goodbye!
Get up, boss!
Hmm, something from the earth will come... What is it, Pyon?
What is it, Pyon?
Ah! There's something weird over there!
Earth's learning item...
Ah! What is this, Pyon?
There's like... a secret memo, Pyon?
It says that this was a big break in the 1960s, Pyon!
Do you know what this is for, Pyon?
What is it, Pyon?
Ah! Boss, I know, Pyon!
Yes, Mika, Pyon!
This is...
An earring that aliens use, Pyon!
Look! This is how you use it, Pyon!
Boo!
No, Pyon!
I know, Pyon!
Ah! Suzy, Pyon!
Isn't it a cherry blossom?
Ah! Is it food, Pyon?
Can I eat it, Pyon?
Sorry!
No, Pyon! No, Pyon!
I know, Pyon!
What is it, Pyon?
It's like... in the human world...
This kind of black creature became this big, Pyon!
No, Pyon! That's not it!
I'm sorry, Pyon!
Everyone, think a little more seriously, Pyon!
I'm sorry, Pyon!
This is called "American Cracker" on Earth, and it's like a toy where you hit the top and bottom of this ball and play with it, Pyon!
Let's try it, Pyon!
Ouch!
That hurts, Pyon!
Awesome, Pyon!
You're amazing, Pyon!
But boss, how do we use this to attack the earth, Pyon?
The earthlings seem to like this kind of play, Pyon!
So, if we spread this American Cracker...
What will happen, Pyon?
Everyone will get excited and play, Pyon!
If you get excited and play, what will happen, Pyon?
If you play too much and get dizzy...
Pyon! It's a ball again, Pyon!
Ah! A basket, Pyon!
That's right! Spread this American Cracker to the earthlings...
If you make everyone into a spinning ball...
You can win without fighting, Pyon!
That's our Amy!
Let's name it...
American Cracker Spreading Spinning Ball Strategy!
Yeah!
It's perfect, Pyon!
So, let's aim for conquering the earth!
Hey! Hey!
Pyon!
Pyon has created a perfect earth conquest strategy...
But he has forgotten something important.
That is...
He hasn't developed a disk to go to earth yet.
What will you do, Pyon?
I never thought I'd have this kind of corner with you...
Yes! It's such an honor!
Caster! It's a flower that runs through time!
Hello! I'm Charmy Shigeru!
It's time for Charmy Shigeru's "Hello! Project" news!
In this segment, I'll tell you about "Hello! Project" activities, including "Morning Musume."
And as a commentator, I'd like you, Yuko Nakatawa, to participate and advance.
Thank you in advance!
Yes!
I never thought I'd have a segment like this with you!
Yes! I'm very honored!
No, I'm very unhappy.
What are you saying? Let's do our best!
I'm glad you're back, Charmy!
I'm back!
You're back!
I wanted to be with you, Nakata-san!
I'm happy to be with you, Nakata-san!
Yes! Please advance!
Yes!
On the 27th of last month, a drama starring Matsuura Aya-chan, "Bishoujo Nikki 3" was released.
It's selling like crazy, and the news is flooding in!
Nakata-san, have you seen it?
No, I haven't seen it yet, unfortunately.
What was it about?
Well... I've only seen a little bit of it...
I've heard you've seen it thoroughly!
Well, you know...
Next news!
I'm a little nervous, Charmy!
It's okay! Take it easy!
Yes! Let's move on to the next news!
On April 4th, a new single "This is Unmei" will be released!
Congratulations!
Welcome, come sit here
Where and what were you doing today?
Who were you with at this hour?
The truth is, it's all been revealed, darling
I'll forgive you if you cheat, but what will you do?
What will you do? What will you do? What will you do?
What will you do about this seat?
Do you love me?
Do you need me?
What will you do?
Shall I keep you company for the rest of my life?
Is it heaven or hell?
If you tell me what you want to say, I don't know!
I don't know! I don't know!
I don't know
I don't know! I don't know!
What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do? What to do?
3, 2, 1, Come on!
Do you love me? Can you live?
How many weeks? Shall we sleep together forever?
Is it heaven? Or is it hell?
Please, if you love me, please be quiet.
Do you love me?
Is it the fourth one?
It's fast.
Is it fast?
It's been about a year for me, but...
But what?
It's been about a year since I was born.
Anyway, I'm always like this.
Like this.
I'm always like this.
How can I say it?
It's a big mistake that I thought I'd threaten you.
Sometimes I say decent things, too.
I was surprised.
You can't hit me like that.
I got it.
Anyway, I'll do my best from now on.
That's all for today.
Bye.
What's with you?
You're mean.
Why?
You're mean.
Bye.
Here's a present from the show.
A digital camera, camelia c2, which allows you to take beautiful pictures as easily as possible from olympus.
And from Gariber, a car-picking network all over the country,
each of you will receive an md player.
You can apply by following this e-mail address.
I can't go. I'm too sad.
Let's go.
I can't go.
No!
No going back!
What are you doing in the middle of the night?
Take care of yourselves!
I'm sorry!