AISubs v3.5
Good morning!
I'm usually angry but…
Huh?
It's good.
I get weird in the middle.
I'm excited.
Parasol! Parasol!
It's good.
I don't know the meaning of being cut.
I'm sure you'll use it.
I have something to tell you today.
What's up?
Can I say it?
Who?
Can I say it?
Yes, you can.
Good night.
Don't you have homework yet?
Let's do our best.
I know what you said.
Do you know?
Yes.
August 19th is…
Hike day!
I love you!
What's up with you?
Hike! Hike day!
It's hike!
We don't have much time. Let's go!
Let's go!
Ms. Nakata!
Yes?
You're cute because you're three years old.
What's up with you?
Let's go this week including poor Ms. Nakata!
Yeah!
Misoji is here.
Misoji.
Misoji is here.
Two more years.
Soon.
You said it two years ago.
You're 16 years old and you're 16 years old.
You know?
Let's go!
This time, the battle of physical strength is fierce.
Minimoni gets surprised and does a gag repeatedly.
Just before the new song is released, Coconut Girls appear in studio live.
One word!
"Morning Musume" LOVE AUDITION 21!
"Morning Musume" will increase again!
A sudden increase in members for "Morning Musume"!
Ah, the time has come.
Who will become "Momus" from more than 25,000 people?!
August 26th, everything will be revealed!
I want to join "Morning Musume".
Save the princess!
Yes, it started last week.
This corner "Save the princess" is very, very bad for the members.
No, it's fun!
Before it started, I said I didn't want to be a princess,
but I apologize in advance!
Then, I will choose a better princess!
Aue Mamami!
You're not allowed to wear this!
Aue, who became a princess, will wear a cloak and go to her exclusive seat.
And, as promised...
This kind of danger is approaching "Princess of Morning"!
Please, uncle!
She's laughing!
It's definitely not the beginning!
The beginning is funny!
I'm warning you, Yossi!
The beginning is funny!
Among these eight people, please choose four people who will save the princess!
Oh, come on!
What are you going to do?
She looks a little happy!
This is funny! Wait a minute!
We have the same pain!
I know, Yossi!
All right!
I didn't know!
Next!
Kei-chan, who is having a gag these days!
Yay!
What? What?
Kei-chan, who is having a gag these days!
And now, Yanochi, who was writing "bori-bori-bori- bori" on her back!
She saw me!
Thank you!
Is it okay? You can't go home now!
What? Isn't it okay?
It's okay!
Why are you so confident?
It's okay!
Who didn't get chosen?
All right! Show me your enthusiasm!
I'll crush you!
Okay!
That's what I'm waiting for!
I'll crush you!
So, these four girls will save the princess!
On the other hand, the betrayer girls will go against these four girls!
Both teams will fight for the princess!
If the princess loses, she will be buried by the betrayer girls!
Of course, there is also a terrible penalty game waiting for the losing team!
Here it is!
The first game is...
"Paku Paku Wanko Soba" competition!
The team that eats "Wanko Soba" more in the next three minutes is the winner!
Now, please choose one person for each team!
Of course, it's Tsuji!
You're happy, aren't you, Tsuji-chan?
Are you happy, Parappa?
What are you doing now?
Who is the betrayer, Tsushima?
We are...
"Wanko Soba"!
One, two...
"Imochi"!
Wow!
Hey!
I asked you to take a picture of me with an app, but you couldn't do it!
One more time!
Who is the betrayer?
We are...
"Wanko Soba"!
"Imochi"!
Are you sure about that?
It's subtle!
We have a pumpkin here!
A pumpkin...
It's cute!
It's like a character!
It's cute!
It looks like a newborn baby!
It's cute!
The hottest monster of all time appears!
Will she be able to show off her eating skills?
You're not supposed to taste it before you eat it.
But it's too late for me to eat it.
No, it's not like that. It's how much you can eat in three minutes.
Do your best!
If you can't do it, we'll change it now.
I want to eat it.
Okay.
She wants to eat it.
Then, let's have a battle of eating a whole buckwheat noodle in three minutes. Ready, start!
Do your best!
Alright!
In three minutes...
She ate it!
In one bite!
Wow!
For now, I'm going to eat it!
Eat it!
Hey!
Old man!
Go to the hot spring!
Eat it in one bite!
Hurry up and eat it!
Seriously, eat it!
Is it good?
She's definitely forgotten about her goal.
She'll eat it.
Huh?
Isn't it just a whole buckwheat noodle?
Yeah.
Is it okay for me to eat this too?
It's like a shellfish.
Yeah.
Okay.
She ate it.
She didn't eat it.
She ate it.
See! She's losing!
Do your best, Gago!
Do your best!
Gago!
Gago, you're stopping!
Gago, you're cool!
One minute left!
Do your best!
Eat a lot of it!
Do your best!
Don't cry!
Gago!
She's not crying at all!
Gago, are you okay?
You're cool!
Are you okay with your stomach?
Ten!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Time's up!
You did your best!
Are you okay?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10!
This is not it.
Oh, you ate it.
Yes!
15!
Help me, girl!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 10 times!
You ate too much!
Betrayed girl wins!
Was it good?
Yes!
Now, please turn on the switch!
Oh, I'm scared!
I want to do it!
Turn on the switch!
Then, the ball will come out.
Okay!
Let's go!
Who are you aiming at?
Oh, it's coming!
It's like a landslide!
Have you ever had a landslide?
It hurts a little!
Are you okay?
Isn't it heavy?
Oh, I can't move!
I'm getting tired, so let's move on to the next match!
Okay!
I'm counting on you!
Now, the second game is...
"Playing with Balls"!
Using these balls, we will now have you do a rope jump, but...
That's tug-of-war!
That's too much!
What is it, Tsuji?
It's nothing.
She's a little angry.
Cute!
Each team will consult and decide who will turn and who will fly.
There is no changing.
And once you decide who will go first and who will go second and increase your opponent's number, you win!
If you can't overcome it, you lose!
Ready, start!
You did it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
This is how the battle began and turned out to be a high-level match!
I can't do it!
I can't raise my legs!
40 times!
This is my first experience!
40 times!
Is it okay?
It's really hard to turn like this.
It's hard.
Is it okay?
You can do it!
I feel like I can pull a string.
This is definitely a string-pulling string.
Wait, wait, wait!
Shall we try it?
Which one?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
I can't raise my legs!
You can do it!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
On the other hand, Otansute is doing well and is getting closer to breaking the record!
40, 40, 40, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48!
Wow!
I'm dead!
48 times!
Well, the Fatty Ribs Team is now 48 times or more!
I can't fly!
Hey, Otansute!
Can you retire?
What am I supposed to do?
You're right!
That's right!
I'm sorry!
The princess is here!
In this way, the battle has entered its second round!
Will they be able to break the record of 48 times?
44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50!
51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59!
The battle between Five continue with a bigger record than the border line!
Stop that!
You can't keep this up!
I'm sorry!
Champion!
Can you do it?
No way!
Let's go!
Do your best!
Hurry up!
One, two, three!
Before this, they were about to escape, but they kept jumping and it was a surprising development!
72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83,
You can do it!
Yeah!
Nice fight!
One, two, three, four!
As a traitorous girl, this is a tiring peak!
Stop it!
You can do it!
Nice fight!
The third game is "Hello Blade" map system!
Everyone will play "blue, blue, blue, blue, blue" battle with their body blades.
It doesn't matter how you swing it, as long as you do "blue, blue" for one minute.
The one who does "blue, blue" for one minute wins!
Let's go!
"Hello Blade" map system, start!
What song do you like? I'll sing it for you.
Whatever.
Let's sing "miracle, miracle" together.
I won't do it. I don't feel like it.
What should I do?
5 seconds.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up.
Time's up. Stop it.
Please announce the number of votes you got.
178.
Really?
159.
155.
156.
648.
153.
154.
159.
What's that?
149.
150.
That means...
606.
"Help! Girl" won!
You did a great job.
You did it.
"Help! Girl" saved Princess Abe.
But "Traitor's Girl" will be punished by Princess Abe.
The leader and...
The black girl?
Yes.
She has white skin and stands out.
Rika!
Do I stand out?
You sounded like a magician.
Choose me, Abe.
I see.
"Traitor's Girl" will be punished by Iida and Ishikawa.
Princess Abe, please.
Switch on.
Watch out back.
She's breathing!
What's going on, everyone?
Rika's lungs are fusing.
Doesn't it look like a extinguisher behind you?
She can't breathe.
Carbon dioxide came out!
Carbon dioxide!
Because it was carbon dioxide!
It feels like you're buried in carbon dioxide.
That surprised me!
This is really bad news.
Karamari, minimoni, world standard, aim for it, pyon, kakka, yay!
Minimoni, who won the world standard grab from Dajou Club last week,
isn't dead!
It's the final stage of the advanced edition.
Minimoni will reveal her original grab gag.
First world standard grab meta preview!
So, we had a lesson.
I'm serious. I don't think you're laughing.
It's okay.
It's difficult. I got it.
Who will go first?
Then...
First, everyone...
Sounds good.
Do you have a choreography?
No, we don't.
No?
It appears in concerts.
When we put our energy into it.
I see.
Here we go.
One, two...
Today, we'll do it minimoni.
Let's do it properly.
One, two...
That's it.
Breathe in and out.
Breathe in and out and...
Yes, like that.
You just thought of it.
At the end...
That's right.
It's an advice.
There should be a rhythm.
Like that...
It's like an action.
Is it a grab?
It's funny!
Is it a grab?
Action!
Let's do it minimoni!
One, two...
It stinks!
Did you see her face?
It stinks!
This is the best.
Let's adopt it!
It's the best!
Is it okay?
Yes, of course.
There's one from Kago-chan.
What is it?
Yes, I have one.
What do you want me to do?
Can I do it from your hat?
It's okay. If it's more than 5 minutes, I'll give you 500 yen.
It doesn't smell. It stinks.
It stinks!
Is there anything you want me to say?
Tell me what you want me to do.
What do you want me to do?
Kago-chan, what's wrong?
Should I have you sue me?
Kago-chan, what's wrong?
Should I have you sue me?
Kago-chan, what's wrong? Should I have you sue me?
I don't know what you're talking about.
You can give it back.
I'll take it.
On the contrary, Ueshima-san already took it.
Can you tell me what you want me to do?
That's interesting.
I have one more.
One more?
One more is...
You're good with tools.
Should I do it?
Can you do it?
I can't.
You can't do it?
Should I do it?
I'll shoot you!
That's funny!
Anything is fine!
But it's funny!
There's more, right?
Is there more?
Two?
About 10 seconds!
This way?
One, two...
Burinko poop looks shiny!
Can you see it?
Shake it! Shake it! Shake it!
Na na na na na!
Shake it! Shake it!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
You're too loud!
It's a public network!
It's on public!
How was today's mini-moni?
It was very informative.
Me, too!
Really!
Mini-moni was full of charm.
It's growing more and more.
Thank you.
We'll take care of the rest.
Yes!
Thank you.
Thank you for having us today!
Thank you!
Shall we say it one more time?
One, two...
It was mini-moni!
Aren't you guys too small?
It's okay to be small!
It's small world!
How was it?
I'm happy!
I'm glad!
Mini-moni!
It's been about a year since the long-awaited new single "Coconuts Girl"!
Please, please, tell me now, where are you?
Please, please, tell me now, I'm lonely
Please, please, want you back, it's been too long since we parted
Are you in love with someone else?
Please, please, I want to see you again, it's been too long
Passionate courage, future line
A long, long journey to the universe
Even when we're apart, my heart is with you
Passionate courage, future line
A long, long journey of love
Even when we're apart, I want to be closer to you
Passionate future line
On a long, long journey
Kiss me and kiss me again
With blue eyes, sway, sway
Passionate future line
On a long, long journey of love
Even though you're by my side
I want you closer to me
5 years ago!?
5 years!?
I was a monster!?
No you weren't!
How was today's harem, everyone?
I'm tired!
We did our best!
Jumping rope was tough!
Rope!
You all did your best today!
Let's not do rope jumping next!
I don't like it!
Let's get out of here.
When you go out, make sure you wear a hat and go out!
Don't jump too high!
Make sure you do your homework and go out!
That's it for this week!
Bye bye!
We are waiting for your applications!