AISubs v3.5
One, two...
Hamachi!
Your reaction is cold, Erin.
I'm really sorry, Yuu-chan.
I'm really sorry.
Get well soon, boarding girls!
Yuu-chan will soon...
Misogi!
I'm thinking about it, but...
The long-awaited new segment begins today!
A merciless big battle breaks out in Mom's Night!
Minimoni's world-class people won't get caught up in that bullfighting club again this week!
New members like Sarabi have joined Minimoni...
Ah!
Scary!
Help me!
Save the princesses!
We've started this week with "Save the princesses," but...
Well...
I won't explain the segment.
First of all, I'd like to choose this week's princess, Princess of Morning Musume.
Yay!
Eh?
What are you going to do by choosing a princess all of a sudden?
I'll choose a princess without an explanation.
- That's right! - Got it!
There's no change in explaining, so I'll go first.
- Got it! - Got it!
- I can't see you. - I can't see you.
It's okay.
Then look up!
Yes!
Seriously?!
And so, Yossi has become a happy princess.
For some reason, she's wearing a helmet and a seat exclusively for princesses.
However...
Actually...
The Princess of Musical... No, Princess of Morning Musume, Yoshizawa Hitobi...
- Yes? - Is in danger right now!
Yes! All of a sudden?!
- Dangerous! - Dangerous!
Eh?!
Princess of Morning Musume, Yoshizawa Hitobi!
You haven't done anything yet!
The ball didn't go in!
It went in her eye!
The demon went in!
As you can see, there is someone who is trying to kill the princess...
There is someone who is trying to kill the princess!
There is someone like that!
There is someone like that who is trying to save the princess!
Yoshizawa-san!
Choose four people from these eight members!
The reason can be anything!
Can this person be kind?
Can this person share the bento with me?
Can this person always ride with me?
Yoshizawa-san!
First, Iida-san!
Kaori!
Kaori didn't say anything!
Gochan!
Leave it to me!
Yabuki-san!
Nice to meet you!
Only one person left!
Nono?
Ah, Deborah!
That's nice, Lucy!
Riko-chan!
Yay!
Riko-chan!
So, these four people are the "save-the-princess" girls!
On the other hand, these four people are the "betray- the-princess" girls!
Both teams fight for the princess!
If the "save-the-princess" girls lose, the princess will be buried by the "betray-the- princess" girls!
Of course, a terrible punishment is waiting for the team that loses in the end!
That's right!
The first game is...
"Go! Go! Gekushikiben Game"!
Let's go!
The representatives of each team will take a rest in this futon.
At the signal of the alarm clock, put this futon in the compression bag and compress it.
The game is to see who can do it faster.
Please put your own stuffed animals in it.
From the helper girls, these two people.
From the betrayer girls, these two people will challenge.
I don't want to be scolded.
I'm sorry, Nakazawa-san!
Nakazawa-san!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm starting the game!
Ready, set, go!
Go for it!
Good morning!
I'll put it in later.
Make sure you put it in.
Put it in!
Make sure you put it in!
Put it in!
Make sure you put it in!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm listening!
Make sure you put it in!
Put it in!
Make sure you put it in!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm sorry!
Hurry up and clean up!
Wait a minute!
Don't put it in!
Kuma, don't put it in!
Wait a minute!
Just clean up!
Hurry up!
Be honest!
Hurry up and clean up!
It's okay!
Yaguchi and Ishikawa finally get to stop the bag.
On the other hand, Tsuji and Kago seem to have broken the check.
I'm happy!
The helper girls Yaguchi and Ishika have finally entered the final stage of this game, "The Biggest Lie Ever"!
Here, the traitorous girls Fuji and Kago are...
The next game is...
100 jokes in one go!
Are you having fun?
Yes!
There are various tools here...
Use them in the bath...
To make a joke...
Or make a joke in one go!
Ready!
It's heavy!
Yes!
Shake it! Shake it!
Hello! Are you having fun?
Yes!
Awesome!
Yes!
That supermarket is cheap today!
No way! How much is it?
Half price!
Yes!
Can I say it?
Yes, say it!
Jeez!
Yu-chan!
Cut it out!
What?
Yes!
I see!
Why can't you say it?
It's funny, isn't it?
It's funny!
Thank you!
I see!
Yes!
Here I go!
This is very sour!
Here I go!
Yu-chan, listen!
A lot of people asked me about this piece...
Bandai!
Yu-chan!
That was good!
One more time!
That old lady...
No matter how many green onions you put in, you couldn't lose!
Old lady, if you put it in, will it come out?
You're good!
Don't look at me and say it!
It's not in there...
Jackie Chan!
Even after that, neither team gave up and it's 9 against 8. The rescue girls are in second place.
The girls are getting hotter and hotter. Who will get the 10 points?
My wife is connected!
Why?! Why?!
Era yatcha, era yatcha, yoi yoi yoi yoi!
Neftamatsuri!
Why is this ping pong?!
That's weird!
Here I go!
Wasshoi, wasshoi! Parasol, parasol!
Why?!
This is kind of fun for me.
Ah, I guess I'll go out.
Ah! It's daytime?!
Eh?! Really?! Is it really okay?!
Hey! Hey! Isn't it daytime?!
And so...
Eh?! Really?!
The winner of this game is...
Uragiri Musume!
Uragiri Musume won, so...
Tsuchiya, press this button for that old man in the back.
Old man, please!
Huh?
Scary, scary, scary.
Yossi, don't say anything!
Wow, amazing!
Old man, one more time!
Is that enough?!
The third game is...
"Cake, Nervous Weakness"!
Eight kinds of 16 cakes will make you nervous weak!
First, the team will decide the order,
but even though you're teammates, you can't teach each other!
"Cake, Nervous Weakness"! Start!
Blueberry cake!
It smells really good!
Apple pie!
It looks delicious!
I want to eat it!
Please mix it up!
Ah! It's close!
Shortcake!
I want to eat it!
I can only eat this!
Open it in a different place!
It smells really good!
Cupcake!
It's big!
This is great!
Are you ready?
I'm ready!
I did it!
Hurry up and do it!
This is exciting!
This is amazing!
Maltesers!
This is bad for you!
I want to eat it!
Marmalade!
It's new!
I don't know!
It's a new flavor!
I don't know!
The cake is big!
Where are you communicating with?
Here! Here!
The cake is like...
It's peeled off, so...
Do your best!
I did it!
You're good!
Seriously, shortcake and weaknesses of drums are...
You're good at it!
I'm good at it!
Am I wrong?
Hurry up and do it!
What's wrong with you?
This is it!
Wait a minute!
I knew it!
This is it!
If it's melon anniversary, you should...
I'm not good at this kind of thing.
Can I do it?
I knew it!
You can do it, Yoshi!
I can see it!
It's difficult!
It's melon anniversary!
Sushi!
Cute!
Your reaction is...
Everyone, this way!
I want to turn it over!
Because you're different.
You can do it!
Can I do it?
I'm going to cry!
You can do it!
Can I do it?
You can do it!
I don't know anymore.
I'm sorry!
I'm going to do it!
I'm sorry!
You did it!
Wait, you didn't open it even once.
I didn't open it even once.
Don't cry!
I'm crying!
Don't cry!
I'm not crying!
I'm going to eat it, so it's fine.
No, only the winning team can eat it.
You got this, right?
But only the losing team can eat it.
In the end.
The one you got is fine, right?
It's no good, right?
It's no good, no good, no good.
Don't cry!
I'm going to eat it, so it's fine.
And so!
This game...
"Save the Girl" won!
"Save the Girl" won, so we will rescue the princess right away.
Princess!
You look a little tired.
It won't open!
Are you okay?
Welcome back, princess!
Are you okay?
It's a viking!
Princess, are you okay?
And so!
The loser "Save the Girl" will receive a punishment game!
They will bathe in this tank bath!
But only the two princesses will bathe in it!
Who will receive the punishment?
Then...
Tsuji-chan, shall we go?
No!
I'm scared!
One more person.
Then, Yasuda-san!
Yasuda-san!
I'm scared, Yasuda-san!
You!
You made me look like a traitorous girl, but you gave me a punishment game!
Do you hate me that much?
No, no!
I'm scared!
I'm super scared!
There are a lot of people today!
Switch...
On!
It's long!
Are you okay?
It's fun!
Minimoni!
World standard!
Don't aim for it!
I won!
Last time, Minimoni got a world standard grab from Dachou Club!
Various grab jokes have been delivered!
Finally, Minimoni will try the original grab joke!
Let's move on to the intermediate level!
Intermediate level!
Until now, it was Dachou Club's grab joke, but now it's different!
We came up with Minimoni's grab joke!
Wow!
When you're in trouble, you use it!
I'll teach you our special grab joke!
Okay!
Dachou Club!
Bungee jump, please!
It's Minimoni!
Minimoni!
Say "Bungee jump, please!"
Minimoni, say "Bungee jump, please!"
I didn't hear you!
He said "I didn't hear you!"
I didn't hear you!
He said that!
Your face says you didn't hear it!
Nobody ever says that!
That's right!
Minimoni, say "Bungee jump, please!"
I didn't hear you!
I got it. It's cute but there's something missing.
What is it?
At the beginning you say "oi oi oi" and then you have to decide who goes first.
Oi oi oi! I didn't ask you!
"Oi oi oi!" Don't make me angry!
Don't make me angry! I was surprised!
Minimoni-san, bungee jump please!
Oi oi oi! I didn't ask you!
OK! OK! OK!
It's important to be cute.
You can practice this and use it.
It's also good for shaking.
Next is the problem.
The second one. What do you do?
The minimoni is small.
It's small.
It's a minimum solution when you're told "you're small".
It's a solution.
So, say "you're small" minimally.
You're small minimally.
You can say "you're small".
It's a small world.
How is it?
You're small minimally.
It doesn't matter if it's small!
Small world in Britain!
Pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio.
How about that?
It's difficult!
But we can use it as a communication technique.
That's right.
Then, Tsuji and Kago will say "pio pio".
You two will say "pio pio", right?
Yes!
Yes, please!
Shall we go in like we're sitting in a news station?
Why is it a news station?
Kume Hiroshi.
Minimoni-san.
It doesn't matter if it's small!
It's a small world!
Pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio.
How about that?!
It's a little funny, but it's long!
Pio pio is embarrassing.
Pio pio is good.
You don't want to do it, do you?
Pio pio.
Let's do it again.
Pio pio only.
Pio pio, pio pio.
I have to do it like this.
Like this!
Yes!
Minimoni, you guys are too small!
It doesn't matter if it's small!
It's a small world!
Pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio, pio pio.
How about that?!
Wow!
Not bad!
It's good.
Did you like it?
I just got up alone.
It's good.
It's cute.
I can't change the channel.
What?!
There's more, right?
I'm happy!
What do you do when you go to places like concerts and places like that?
First of all, you have to get to know the people there, right?
The places are all different, right?
You have to do important things like that.
For example...
Seniors! Do you like or hate minimoni?
Ohoho!
What?!
Minimoni is...
Do you like or hate it?
Ohoho!
Rhythm gags like this are pretty hard, right?
It's hard!
To be clear, this "ohoho" is a pun of "foolishness".
Ohoho!
It's a pun of "foolishness".
It's cute!
It's true!
Do you like or hate it?
It's a pun of "cheapness".
It's definitely a pun of "cheapness"!
Even if it's a pun of "cheapness", it's fine if you combine them, right?
It's fine.
Then, let's move on to the next question.
Go ahead!
Thank you!
Minimoni is...
Do you like it? I like it!
That's funny.
You sound like an old lady in Kyoto.
Let's make it short and say "ohohon".
Ohohon. Ohohon.
I think that's better.
Next, Minimoni!
Minimoni is... Do you like it? I like it!
Ohohon!
Whatever you do, it's fine!
Is it fine?
We just gave you the question, so you can practice it and make it real.
We just told you three questions...
How was it? Did you like it?
How was it?
I didn't ask you!
Oh, you didn't?
Then, should we remove "pyopyo"?
You like "pyopyo", don't you?
No, it's not like that! I don't have much to do.
You can do it at a concert.
Next week, it's a world-class level!
You can enter Yoshimoto here.
Will Minimoni be able to surpass Dachou Club?
Should we have them kick us out?
Please come in!
Come in!
This week...
Yes!
We have one more special guest!
She came all the way from England!
Wow!
Okay, let's welcome her!
It's Becky-chan! Please come in!
Today's special guest is Becky Taylor-chan!
She's 13 years old and has captivated everyone in England!
That voice of hers is one of those angels' voices that even Charles Koo himself has made sing!
Becky, what are you doing in Japan today?
I'm releasing my own album in Japan, so I'm doing a promotion.
The name of the album is "a dream come true".
A dream came true. One dream came true.
Sorry, that was a bit awkward.
It's because you're so cool!
It'll be released on August 22nd.
August 22nd! I hope you all listen to it!
As expected of a world-class singer!
Not only in England, but also in Japan, she's made her voice heard all over the world!
And here's a present from Minimoni!
From Minimoni to Becky, a Minimoni T-shirt and CD!
And from Becky to everyone, an album and an original look!
And lastly, Becky, will you join us?
Thank you!