AISubs v3.5
Good morning!
Should we change the order of opening?
I thought so.
What is it for today?
You are an idol, aren't you?
What is it for today?
Yuu-chan, you don't have time for that today, do you?
That's right!
You don't have time for that, do you?
Yuu-chan's new song will be released!
This week's "oharubo" is "super farta cooking",
"asugi's unique "natchi-tachi-tachi",
and Yuu-ko Nakata's long-awaited new song "futari- gurashi studio live"
In the next week's "minori" segment,
"dachou club" will make a comeback and win a prize!
Even an idiot like me can't do that.
Yuu-ko Nakata's "long-awaited" special program!
I, too, will become an adult!
In order for me, Yuko Nakazawa, to become an adult,
she has always taught me many things.
This segment!
Yes!
Today, before we start,
Natsua!
Yes!
Natsua!
Yes!
I'd like you to become an adult!
Really?
Yes!
What's that?
No, no...
It's a bit of an adult pose, but...
So, what you will do is...
Yes!
As you can see...
Ta-dah!
Oh!
You will study cooking!
Oh! I'm happy!
Natsua!
You like cooking, don't you?
I do!
Today...
Yes!
I'd like you to meet...
this person who will teach you how to cook!
Oh!
Yes! Then, let me introduce you...
This person!
Nice to meet you!
Um...
Today...
You're scary!
What?
Because...
You're really...
You have a lot of body, don't you?
You're like a grandmother!
You're scary!
Right?
So, today...
Actually, you're famous for your stories in movie reviews...
My stories...
I've seen them many, many times, but...
Thank you!
Actually...
You're also a food reviewer!
I don't review food, but...
You make it yourself!
What's wrong with you?!
Because this wonderful book...
It's all about you!
Look, everyone!
I didn't make it!
I want you to buy it!
Yes, let's make it!
It's a book from a little while ago, right?
Yes!
Because I usually...
only make homemade food...
Among them, today...
I've prepared...
The first one is...
"Bukkake Sansai Soba Salad"!
It looks delicious!
The rest is...
"Beef Sauteed Green Onions".
It looks difficult, doesn't it?
The second one is...
"Pork Brandy Ketchup".
And the last one is...
Carrot's Moroccan Style Salad
She said "Morocco"!
You don't know what's written on it, do you?
Isn't it hard for you to cook alone?
Yes, it is.
It's hard for you, too.
Today, Morning Musume.'s Yoshizawa and Goto will be assistants.
I'm afraid of them, too.
But you like cooking, don't you?
Yes, we do.
I'm afraid of Yoshizawa, though.
That's not true.
Not at all?
They will be assistants.
Then...
Cooking...
Start!
First of all, we'll make a three-color soba salad and another one is a Moroccan-style carrot salad.
And you, Natcha, you stay there, okay?
It'll boil right away, so you wait there for a while.
First of all, Godot, please make the cutlet.
Carrot.
The skin is peeled off.
If you hold it with your hands, heat will be transmitted, right?
And you, Fushida-san, I want you to peel the decorated orange and squeeze out the lemon juice.
Let's do it for a while. Can you do it?
I should do it like this, right?
Like this...
Osugi-san, do you always cook at home?
Lately, I'm busy, so I don't cook at home.
I'll add salt.
Try it.
Is it okay for me to do it now?
Which is more fun, watching a movie or cooking?
Cooking relieves stress.
Does watching a movie relieve stress?
Watching a movie is my job.
Godot, you're good at it.
Is it okay?
But cut it a little thicker.
Thicker?
Yes, cut it thicker.
How many minutes has it been?
Three minutes.
Is it still okay?
Yes, it's still okay.
Are you watching me properly?
Yes.
I'll put it in here.
You can't do it like that!
What were you thinking of doing?
You can't do it like that!
What were you thinking of doing?
I can't cut it any more than this.
Can you do it like this?
You can't do it like that!
It's sweet!
Where did you get the knife from, Ms. Osugi?
She looks a little scared.
How do you do it?
You have to peel it well.
You have to do it like this.
Well...
If you do it like this, it will look like that.
You have to do it like this.
But three minutes is fast, isn't it?
You have to do it like this.
Do you want me to put it in here?
It's still hard.
I said "put it in".
You did it!
In the end, Ms. Osugi is doing it by herself.
Can you do it by yourself?
Yes, I can.
Yes, yes, yes.
She's looking for an answer, but...
You have to do it by yourself.
Wash it.
The soba is flowing.
Wash it so that it doesn't flow.
It's kind of...
You have to do it like this.
It looks like a cook.
Wrap the yamaimo.
I'll do it.
Yamaimo.
The water is too hot.
You made it hot earlier.
The water...
It doesn't close.
In winter, the water in Hokkaido is very cold.
You are from Hokkaido, right?
Yes, I am.
Where in Hokkaido?
Muroran city.
Please don't make it boring.
Muroran is boring!
Can you fish? Do you know how to fish?
It smells good.
Oh, this is interesting!
Hey!
What are you doing?
Interesting!
You can do it when you grow up a little more.
I can do it normally now.
You can't do it even if you are an idiot like me.
I want to put an egg in it and eat it with rice.
Who do you think is working the hardest?
It's Goto.
You are working hard, aren't you?
It's very short.
Is it a carrot?
Yes, it is.
You are good at this, aren't you?
What are you going to do with this?
Goto, when it becomes soft,
please lift it up.
Yoshida, when you are done,
in the shaker...
What is this?
In the shaker...
Oh, it's this!
Yes, it is.
In the shaker...
Wipe your hands.
In the shaker...
There is orange juice, isn't it?
Put it in.
Put lemon juice in it.
Put sugar in it and shake it.
Like this.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Orange juice.
It's done, isn't it?
Yes.
Can I put all of it in?
Yes, put it in there.
There is no orange juice.
You are good at this, aren't you?
Orange and lemon grass.
Can I put all of it in?
Yes, you can.
Leave it as it is.
It's about the same.
Ms. Osugi!
She's calling you at the bottom.
Is Ms. P. E. C. O. good at cooking?
She's bad at it, isn't she?
It seems like she does it herself.
Don't you eat with her?
We do eat together, but we don't cook because we don't have time.
We're working today, so we don't have time to cook.
It's good, isn't it?
Wow!
It's sticky!
It's sticky.
And you shake it...
It's easier if you do it like this and not with a shaker.
Shaker?
Isn't there a shaker?
There isn't.
It looks good on you.
How long are you going to do that?
What?
You're making it sticky!
It's sticky?
What did you put in it?
Mayonnaise?
Mayonnaise!
Wow!
It looks fun!
I thought you were really good at it.
Ms. Osugi was good at it.
I thought you were not good at it, but you were good at it.
Why do I have to do it all by myself?
I was going to do it, but you pushed me!
I have to do it quickly.
I'll do it.
Is it done?
Yes!
Shall we serve it up?
Is it done already?
Yes.
It looks good.
First of all, a carrot salad.
On top of the shredded carrot, put a lot of dressing made by Yoshizawa.
Finally, put an orange decoration and it's done!
And this is Bukkake Sansai Soba Salad.
Nacchi puts down the boiled sweet potatoes on top of the soba.
It's hard work to come all the way here.
But it's fun watching us.
Is it fun?
Yes, Osuge-san's hastiness.
Finally, put a lot of Sansai on top of the sweet potatoes and a Bukkake Sansai Soba Salad perfect for summer is done!
And finally, it's time to cook the main dish.
For pork, Nacchi's brandy ketchup sauce will decide.
What's that? Who likes ketchup?
Me!
And Goto is in charge of spinach.
Yoshizawa will help with grated daikon for beef.
I feel like I was asked to do it.
Drink sake! Yui-chan, drink sake!
Wasn't it brandy?
Ketchup.
You can drink sake like this.
This is called "oroshiki".
You can't put it back no matter what you do.
That's amazing.
I can't drink sake because I'm an adult.
And you need soy sauce.
Yes.
Goto, bring it here.
I put soy sauce in water.
People, people...
What's wrong?
Can't you hear me?
Yoshizawa, you've only been doing that for a while.
I'm in charge of this.
Try doing it.
Try it.
What are you doing?
I'm in charge of the gochujang spinach.
It's going to be a pie, isn't it?
I don't know what you mean.
It's done, isn't it?
It's going to be a pie, isn't it?
Now that it's done, who's going to cook the pork?
Are you going to stir-fry the pork?
Yes.
Please stir-fry it.
Can you do it with all your might?
Yes.
I have to add oil.
Yes.
I have to take you to a restaurant.
What's wrong with you today?
I'm tired.
I'm tired, too.
Use this.
What should I do?
You have to use chopsticks.
I bought a Chinese pot.
Is it okay for children to eat food with alcohol?
Yes.
I don't know.
Ms. Osugi.
I don't know.
Let's ask her later.
Do I have to stir-fry all the pork?
It's hot.
Are you okay?
Can you untie me?
Okay.
This is...
Yes.
This is...
Okay.
How much do you usually add?
This much.
This much?
Yes.
Yes, that much.
It's hot.
You can't do it if you do it like that.
It's hard.
What should I do?
You like pork, don't you?
Yes.
Hold it like this and stir-fry it.
What about grated daikon radish?
I made grated daikon radish.
Put it in here.
The fire is strong.
Yes, it's done.
Doesn't it have to be strong?
Can I take it out?
Yes, you can.
What's wrong?
Nacchan!
What?
What's wrong?
The fire is too strong and oil is flying.
Can you lower the fire?
The fire is flying.
The fire is too strong and oil is flying.
Are you okay?
What should we do with grated daikon radish?
Yes, you made grated daikon radish.
Doesn't it have any seasoning?
It doesn't have any seasoning. Just leave it as it is.
Wait!
Do it, Kotetsu!
I can't hold it!
Can you pull it for me?
Yes!
Wow!
Why are you so scared of it?
It's so funny!
What should we do with it?
Mini-mori
World's Best
World's Best Nacchan
Nacchan
Yay!
Alright!
Without further ado, let's introduce this week's specialist for global disafection!
Dacho Club, welcome, everyone!
Hello!
Um... Today, since you're our specialist for global disafection,
you're known as "the dirty comedian," right?
Dirty comedian?! Sorry for being dirty!
Amazing!
Amazing. It was real.
Don't say it's dirty all of a sudden!
Don't you think I'm stupid?
You don't think so, do you?
Give it back!
Stupid! Stupid!
Don't you think I'm stupid?
Stupid! Stupid!
You're stupid!
But you're all good friends, aren't you?
We're good friends!
We're all good friends!
We're good friends!
There's a lot going on, isn't there?
What are you talking about?
What are you here for, Daccho Club?
What are you here for?
Let me go, you bastard!
What are you doing here? You called me here!
You're wrong, you bastard!
Children! Children!
I'm sorry!
You're cute!
I'm here to teach you how to hold a mini-moy.
What's a mini-moy?
Is it like a unit gag?
There are only two so far.
Which one?
The first one is the final word of the mission.
Ready?
It's a mini-moy!
It's cute!
The other one is...
Ready?
Da-pyon!
Daccho!
That's it!
It's a mini-moy that contains various songs.
I see.
But there are only two, right?
That's right.
That's not good!
It's a world, so there have to be more.
There are various countries, but what can you do in various countries?
You can't speak Japanese.
Ueshiba-san, you're amazing!
English...
English! Can you speak English now?
Yes, nice to meet you!
What did you say?
Nice to meet you!
The child's pronunciation has changed!
That's why you should first ask for my name.
How old are you?
That's an age!
It's not a name, it's an age!
What's wrong with you?
That's not good!
Sugar is selling well!
Sugar, right?
Sugar is selling well now!
That's why, even if you go to various countries...
They'll use you.
For example, Ueshiba-san, which country did you go to?
Bi-ya-bia!
Sorry! I'm full now!
I'm full now!
Bangkok, Thailand.
Bangkok!
Toguchi, Toguchi, Toguchi.
England!
England! I got it!
Eng...
What was it?
It's a call. It's a call.
I was just about to do it.
It's being broadcast now.
Okay.
It's being broadcast.
England, England.
I'm sorry!
England!
It's a call. It's a call.
I got it! I got it! Okay! Okay!
You're in the middle of it!
It's a call gag!
That's why...
Ah! I'll give you this!
I'll tell you!
During the broadcast, in a good place...
You'll say "I'm Ayamo Soshi" and a call will come up.
It'll be a gag.
Do it once or twice in the middle of the broadcast.
Okay!
Amazing!
It's important!
Do it in a good place.
It's funny because it's funny...
But if it's some other guy, it's not funny.
That's funny!
Do it at a music station or something like that!
It's a good story!
When you're talking about various things...
You'll leave a story like...
Purururururu! Hello! Hello! Hello!
I think you won't say it.
You're noisy!
I'll teach you various things today!
I'll teach you in the future!
Please teach me!
So, I'll teach you...
Minimuni's "Grabbing Unit" gag!
Please do it!
I'll teach you!
Okay!
Next week, Dacho Club will finally have...
"Grabbing Unit" gag for viewers worldwide!
Rama de no Koi
Get in! Get in!
It's hard!
After graduating from MOMS, the first release of this is "Nakazawa Yūkō – Futarii Gurashi"
I wonder if my worries will only increase
No matter what I ask you
You don't respond
Even if I call you at the last minute
Come and pick me up at the train station, good night
In your warm arms
I felt happiness
Oh, oh, back then
I missed you so much
Loving, loving you
In your warm arms
I felt happiness
Oh, oh, can you do it again by yourself?
I believed it
Ah, ah, are you fine like this?
In a warm room
Happiness, I was hugging you
Ah, ah, can you do it again by yourself?
Please, hey, answer me
It's not here.
I made a mistake!
Osugi's cooking battle!
But!
How do you know?
Osugi's great idea finally exploded!
Why do you make noise every time fire comes out?
And for me...
You're clumsy.
Finally, Osugi's cooking battle started!
Will her cooking battle be successful?
Next week, fire's cooking battle!
Please look forward to it!
Let's play with Kourin's rhythm!
You're funny.
Kei and Nacchi are funny!
Wow!
Why?
Kei and Nacchi are funny!
I didn't know my voice was this high.
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