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It's fast!
It's hard! It's hard!
So, we don't know whose idea it is, but it came out from behind. Whose idea is it?
This is Kago-chan and Suji-chan's idea.
Don't do it again!
Today is Morning Musume.'s new song "First performance"
I heard it.
You heard it?
I heard it. It was cool.
It's Morning Musume.'s song with nine members, so I'd like to enjoy it, too.
"First Release" is the first release of Morning Musume.'s new song "First Release"
In addition, a psychological test has been carried out and the members' true identities have been revealed.
Finally, a world-class dance "Pani Pani" has been completed and you can't miss it until the end!
You don't have to be so honest!
I was surprised!
I'm going to be Yu-chan's adult!
You're wrong!
What?
You all don't have a face!
Yes!
This corner is not a choreography corner!
This corner is to make Yu-chan an adult by borrowing the power of those who have given up.
By the way, we Morning Musume. will also become adults!
Yes!
This person will make Soyu-chan an adult!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Let me introduce today's guest.
Psychologist, Dr. Tomita Takashi.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Dr. Tomita, how will you make Yui-chan grow up?
In order to grow up, you need to see people.
See people.
This is necessary.
See.
There is a back side of people.
Today, we will have a psychological test with Dr. Tomita.
You will see people through the test.
The first team is Kako and Tsuji.
Here is the question.
I don't think you are happy about it.
Here we go.
You are walking in a dark road alone.
The road ahead of you is divided into two.
It seems like an angel or a devil is waiting for you ahead of you.
Who is waiting for you ahead of you?
Is it an angel or a devil?
And are they waiting for you on the right road or the left road?
Please answer which road they are waiting for you.
- Are you okay? - Yes.
You have to choose one of them.
- By the way, what will you do, Yu-chan? - I don't know which one of them is waiting for me.
- I want an angel to say something, but I think this is how I feel right now. - Why? Are you angry?
- What? - Are you angry?
- My nose is clogged and it's hard for me. - What's wrong with you?
- Are you ready?
- Yes. - Here we go.
- Ta-da!
- Oh! - Oh, no!
- You look like an angel! - You look like an angel!
- No, I'm not! - Oh, really?
I don't have good luck, so I think it's this one.
- Okay, thank you. - Okay.
- Do you know what this is? - Yes!
- Can I say it? - Yes, please!
- This is... - Yes.
- Is it aptitude? - Yes.
- You know, aptitude for work. - Yes.
- It's suited for this kind of thing. - Oh, oh, oh...
- You know that, don't you? - Two...
- Yes, you know, don't you? - Oh, two...
- The left road is... - Yes.
- It's the kind of person whose mind's energy... - Yes.
- ...goes inward like this. - Yes.
- Yes, it's the kind of person... - Yes.
- ...who wants to reach their own world of hobbies. - Oh...
- And... - Oh...
- Besides, "devil" means someone who's very sensitive. - Yes.
- So, you think they're a devil because of their fear of heights. - Oh...
- So, aptitude for that kind of person is... - Oh...
- An artist! - Oh!
- An artist! - Yui! Yui!
- An artist! - An artist!
- Why are you laughing? - No, no, no!
- No, it's just... - No, it's just...
- It's the same as a cage, you know. - Oh...
- No, there are only four of them, you know. - Oh...
- So, in the same way, even if you're facing inward... - Oh...
- ...you think you're an angel, don't you? - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- You look like you're about to cry, though. - Yes.
- So, you know... - Yes.
- ...the kind of person whose nervous system is relatively stable... - Oh...
- ...wants to master their own specialty, you know. - Specialty...
- Yes. - Yes.
- So, you know... - Oh...
- Researchers or engineers... - Oh...
- Is it a rainbow?! - By the way, the person on the right is a person with a lot of energy in their heart.
- The angel is a president, and the devil is a talent salesperson. - Next up is Ishikawa and Yoshizawa's team!
- Okay! Here's the question!
- "Today is the gravure shooting day I've been looking forward to."
- Then, from the shooting staff...
- "For today's shooting, I'm going to wear three swimsuits."
- That's what they said.
- So, you decided to choose only one color of swimsuit that you don't think suits you very well.
- Now, what color is that swimsuit?
- Choose one of these four colors and press "○" on the flipboard!
- You can't see it, right? - No.
- I'm purple. - You don't wear purple?
- Um... I like it, but... It's my favorite color, but...
- Hmm... It doesn't look good on me. - Can you stop it for a second?
- Okay! Now, open up the flipboard!
- Ishikawa is green and Yoshizawa is... - Purple. - Purple!
- Sensei, what do you know? - What I know is...
- "I'm lacking in what I'm doing right now." - Oh!
- That's what comes up in my mind. - Yes, yes, yes.
- Other members also answered this question!
- First, from Yasuda, who said yellow didn't suit her.
- Just what is she lacking?
- Oh, yellow is... It's brightness.
- Sensei, you're awesome!
- You're awesome! - You're the best!
- I thought it wasn't enough. - I think so, too.
- I've never said "Is it dark?" like that in a concert talk show.
- You're crazy. - Amatsuri members are the type of people who relax and do it.
- There are many greens. Nacchi, Kaori, Yaguchi and Ishikawa. - Yes.
- Greens? Greens are kindness. - It's not kindness!
- I thought it wasn't enough recently. - How about you, Riru-chan? - Is it not enough?
- Why can you only say it normally? - Is it not enough?
- Red. - Yes, it's red. - Red is passion.
- You know what "red" is, right? - There are many kinds of passion.
- There's a passionate one for work. - What?
- Are you tired? - What? - Are you tired in summer?
- I know my body is heavy, but I'm working hard. - You're working hard.
- You're working hard because you thought it wasn't enough.
- You're working hard. - What about purple? - There's purple left. - There are many.
- Yuu-chan, Tsuji and Yoshi. - It's sexiness.
- Sexiness. - Yoshi? Yoshi? I'm scared!
- Yoshi is cute, right? - Sexiness, huh?
- I'm not saying you're sexy. - "Sexiness, huh?" It's a misunderstanding.
Next up is Yasuda and Gotochi!
- Here's the question! - Okay!
It's Sunday afternoon, and today is a fun first date with Kana!
The two of you are enjoying coffee on a stylish cafe terrace!
At that moment, you spilled too much coffee on the table!
Now, how much coffee did you spill?
Please write the stain of the coffee on the flipbook!
- Hmm... - It's a little too big.
Okay, flipbook, open!
- Oh, it's kind of the same! - It was similar!
- Oh, it's similar! - It's true!
- It's true!
- Now, what can you tell by this? - Yes!
- You can tell by the lightness of my mouth! - Oh!
- Can you tell? - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- You know, the bigger I write, the lighter my mouth is! - Oh!
- It's light, it's light, it's light! - It's true!
- These stains are not something you want to hide, like something you've failed at. - Yes, yes.
- It's a secret, you know? - Yes.
- People who think of it as a big deal can't help but want to talk about it even if you show it to everyone. - I see.
- So, people who try to keep it as small and conspicuous as possible can keep it a secret forever. - I see.
- What about those two? Are they middle-aged? - No, they're about middle-aged.
- Maybe a little older? - Maybe a little older?
- If you don't keep it as small and conspicuous as possible, you'll say it, won't you? - I'll say it.
- Oh, I see. - That was a little scary.
- Next up is Abe and Iida team! - Yay!
- Here's the question!
- Ta-dah! - Now, there are four different symbols here.
- Please line up these symbols in any order you like!
- Here you go! - Any order we like?
- That's right! - Any order we like?
- What would you do if you were me, Yui-chan? - Would you like me to say it out loud?
- One. - One. - Two. - Two. - Three. - Four. - Five. - Five.
- You did it! - You did it!
- Did you do it? - Yes!
- Now, let's open up the slips!
- Oh! - Oh!
- They're symmetrical! - Huh?
- Oh, you're right! - Oh!
- It's the other way around! - Oh, it's slightly different.
- Nacchi is a star, Nijumaru is a mountain, and Kaori is a mountain, Kaori is a mountain, and Nijumaru is a star!
- Yes! - What can you tell from this?
- What can you put above priority in life? In other words, what do you value?
- For example, this mountain. - Mountain!
- This mountain is for men, right? - Oh!
- For men. - I'm looking for men!
- Kaori!
- For men. - For men. - Huh? What is it?
- A star, right? - A star.
- And then, this one. - A star.
- Nijumaru is a woman, so she must be a woman's friend. - Friend!
- This was the worst for me.
- A river mark, right? - A river mark.
- This river mark represents vitality, but it also represents health. - Health!
- Nijumaru!
- And then, a star. - A star is something that shines.
- Money! - Oh!
- You're right! - Money!
- Nacchi is money! - Money! - Nacchi is money!
- Money, men, health, men.
- You're right!
- You don't have to be so honest!
- You surprised me!
Everybody get up!
Our future is in our hands!
Let's get up! Get up!
Everybody scream!
It doesn't make sense, but I like convenience stores!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
Come on, let's go home!
Get up! Get up!
The right answer is "school"!
Hi, it's Aki! You're not weak!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Come on, let's go home!
Get up! Get up!
The right answer is "school"!
Hi, it's Aki! You're not weak!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
Come on, let's go home!
Get up! Get up!
The right answer is "school"!
Hi, it's Aki! You're not weak!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I like airplanes!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
Come on, let's go home!
Get up! Get up!
The right answer is "school"!
Hi, it's Aki! You're not weak!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
Come on, let's go home!
Get up! Get up!
The right answer is "school"!
Hi, it's Aki! You're not weak!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'm sure it'll make a splash in your hometown!
One page of youth...
If you look at the history of the world,
how long has it been?
Ah!
That lovely person!
Lunch!
What did you eat?
Let's go! Everyone, let's go!
Let's swear it!
Everyone, let's swear it!
Let's go! Everyone, let's go!
I was happy to hear that.
The person I love was honest.
I felt like I should accept everything.
That's alright!
(Let's go! Everyone, let's go! Let's go! Everyone, let's go!)
Alright! The last one is "future you" question!
Here we go!
You are a veteran detective who is close to retirement age.
For many years, you have been chasing after one criminal.
And, after a lot of trouble, you finally succeed in arresting the criminal just before his death.
Alright, here is the question.
While you were running away in a police car, you whispered something to the criminal.
Alright, what is the word you whispered?
This word is actually a word you say when you get married.
Please listen carefully!
Alright, Yuu-chan, please answer! Three, two, one, go!
I'm tired...
What did you say? Three, two, one, go!
You did something stupid, too...
If you were Kaoru, three, two, one, go!
What kind of situation were you in?
If you were Keijou, three, two, one, go!
Shut up!
If you were Gotten, three, two, one, go!
Sorry...
Sorry!
And if you were Ishikawa, three, two, one, go!
This is the end...
Rika-chan said it!
And if you were Gyosui, three, two, one, go!
You are the last one...
And if you were Tsutsumi, three, two, one, go!
Are you hungry?
Three, two, one, go!
The end!
Three, two, one, go!
Do you want something to drink?
That's it!
What do you want to drink?
So, now, what do you know?
This is...
One word for when the marriage is finalized.
Finally, when the marriage is finalized.
I've been thinking about it for a long time.
I finally got it.
Finally, the marriage is finalized!
What did you say, Yu-chan?
I'm tired.
Parapara and Minimoni!
The world-class dance!
Last time, Parapara and Minimoni danced the world- class dance "Pani Pani".
Minimoni started a lesson with Dr. Narts.
And, today is the first time "Pani Pani" is released in the world!
"Pani Pani" will change to "Parapara".
So, everyone can dance anywhere and anytime.
Let's start!
Five, six, and go!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Oh, I'm sorry!
Dr. Narts' sudden rush of Minimoni!
I have to work for the world.
That's right!
World-class!
Good!
I feel a little better now.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
Let's add some hammer.
Hammer!
And add some arrangement.
Pani-pani power up!
I want you to do this.
This is...
Endless.
Endless!
So you can keep dancing.
And as you dance, you start to panic.
And it gets fun.
Yes.
It's the opposite.
It looks like this.
Minimo, who is serious about aiming for world standards,
fixes the small details of her dance.
While the small mistakes continue,
as time goes by, the members' smiles disappear from their faces.
It's hard!
OK, I've practiced this much.
And finally, Minimo's world standards dance, "Pani- pani", is completed!
Now, we will announce the completed version of "Pani-pani"!
Everyone in front of the TV, please prepare the VTR!
Now, everyone in front of the TV, let's do it together!
One, two...
First, we'll go swimming in the sea!
Jaba, jaba, jaba, jaba! Ah, this is fun!
Kyah! I'm cold!
I'm going to drown!
Buku buku, kyah! Buku buku, kyah!
Para para, hai! Pani pani?
What should I do? What should I do? Are you okay?
What should I do? What should I do?
Hirameter!
Over there, nya nya nya! Over here, nya nya nya!
Come on, let's jump in and run away together!
Jab, jab, ass please!
Once more, we'll go swimming in the sea!
Jaba, jaba, jaba, jaba! Ah, this is fun!
Kyah! I'm cold!
I'm going to drown!
Buku buku, kyah! Buku buku, kyah!
Para para, hai! Pani pani?
What should I do? What should I do? Are you okay?
What should I do? What should I do? Hirameter!
Over there, nya nya nya! Over here, nya nya nya!
Come on, let's jump in and run away together!
Jab, jab, ass please!
Once more, we'll go swimming in the sea!
Jaba, jaba, jaba, jaba! Ah, this is fun!
Kyah!
The charm of pani pani is that you can keep going like this!
Everyone, remember pani pani!
- Great! - Great!
Great dancing!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
Minimum world standard dancing! Pani Pani!
- Everyone, please dance with us! - Yes!
After dancing, it's Pani Pani Pani!
- Woo! - Woo!
It's not a photo booth, it's not a photo booth...
What's that?
- There's a lot of stuff... - What's that? What's that? What's that?
- Shall we say what we always say? - OK!
- OK!
- One, two... - Minimum world standard!
- Let's eat! - Yes, let's eat!
- I'll make crepe next time! - What are you saying?
Yes, today was a CD test and it was a day when we were able to see the inside of everyone's hearts...
- Yes! - How was it? Were you hungry?
- What was it again? - I want to drink something...
- You want to drink something... - How was it?
- I'll make crepe next time! - What are you saying?
- I don't know what you're saying! - What's wrong with you?!
- Anyway! - That's right!
- This hot Sunday... - Yes!
- It's hot, isn't it? I'm sure it is! - Yes!
- I hope you have a fun Sunday! - Yes!
- Bye-bye! - Have fun!
Yaguchi Mari's "Today's One Word"!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Yes! - Here we go!
- Huh?! - It's a clock!
- It's hot!
So, for one person, we'll be giving away a Chabelle alarm clock, which is on sale right now, for one person!
Also, for one person, we'll be giving away an Olympus or Kougashi digital camera, which is a stylish all-in- one set, for one person!
And also, for one person, we'll be giving away an MD player from Gariber, which is a car-shopping network that's spreading all over the country!
And also, for one person, we'll be giving away a program-specific clear file and a strap for ten people!
For more information, please refer to this program's email address!
We're looking forward to your participation!