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[New members will be announced next week!]
That Morning Musume. is going to have a huge impact on new members!
Moreover, Morning Musume. Love Audition 21!
The candidates are...
Girls over first year of middle school...
Two lyrics books, "Zenshin" and "Kaojashin"
And any song is fine!
So, send us a cassette, MD, or videotape with your own voice!
The destination is TV Tokyo!
Morning Musume.'s new members are you!
[New members will be announced next week!]
We've started today too!
We've started with music.
But it might not be a secret.
Take care, everyone!
Something different happened, right?
No, nothing.
Up we go.
We've climbed one more step.
How is it?
Congratulations!
A little earlier.
You've grown up.
Wait a minute.
It's late.
Sorry, I forgot the tempo.
Wait a minute.
My legs are weak.
We won't use it.
After this, it's Minimoni vs. Summers!
A push-up match!
You've met your match!
Yuu-chan's...
I'm going to grow up!
This segment is about Yuu-chan growing up with the help of people who paved the way for her!
This is the person who's going to grow up Yuu-chan today!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
I was just asking around and your birthday came up.
Yes!
And you're 28 years old now.
Yes, I am!
28 years old is...
divided by 4 years old...
and divided by 4 years old...
is the age of divorce.
So 20 years old...
24 years old...
28 years old...
And divided by 24 years old...
is the age of divorce...
and also the age of marriage.
Yuu-chan!
Wait a minute!
Why is your reaction bigger than mine?
No, no, no!
I'm happy!
So, today's theme is "Find Yuu-chan's Lucky Item"!
I'd like to ask you about your room.
What I'd like to know the most is whether your room gets a lot of sun just before or after noon.
It's bright in the morning.
So you have a window in the east but none in the south?
Actually, good luck comes from the south this year.
So you don't have a window in the south, right?
Oh, no problem! I'll move soon!
What color do you have in your closet?
For example, what color is your curtain?
Curtain? Gray!
Gray!
Wow!
It's not a color for love, is it?
I'll change it soon!
I'm going to talk about it today, too!
Yes, yes!
For now, I'd like to ask you something.
Nakata-san, this year is the year of opportunity.
Yes!
It's the year of great opportunity.
Yes!
But the interior is not so good.
Oh, is that so?
You have to put something in your closet to increase your luck.
Oh!
So, I'm going to put a lucky item in Yuu-chan's closet!
Based on Koba-san's story, we have prepared items that are common in your closet!
Here they are!
There are items that are not common!
So, these 8 items are common in your closet!
Which one should we put in Yuu-chan's closet?
First of all, let's guess Yuu-chan's lucky item!
Abe and Iida's team chose a cow stuffed toy!
Yasuda and Goto's team chose a school bag!
Charmy and Yosty's team chose a wooden bear!
Tsujikago's team chose an earthenware pot!
A cow is a cow's favorite!
Yuu-chan doesn't like loneliness, so she chose "I'm not alone anymore!"
Yes, I got it!
That's not it!
Yuu-chan doesn't sleep much at night, does she?
You're up late, aren't you?
Go to sleep!
It's the same!
I got it!
It's the same!
Is there an answer in here?
There is!
Is there?
Even if there is, it's troublesome!
Yuu-chan!
Which one should we put in?
But I'm glad it's not tofu!
So, what's the answer?
Well, Ishikawa's team chose...
a bear!
A bear!
Ah, I got it!
This year, you know, it's the year of great prosperity, right?
Yes.
Bears in feng shui bring you happiness.
The three colors, yellow, white and blue, are the best for bears.
Yes.
So, I think it's okay to add blue fish and white bears with yellow eyes.
Yes.
But in reality...
Yes.
In reality, it's this kind of bear.
Oh!
For now, blue, right?
Ah, it's cute!
Hold it for a second.
And...
It's cute!
It's a white bear, right?
Oh!
It's cute!
And... A yellow bear!
It's cute!
Actually, this is the correct answer, but that's the only one we have.
I'm happy!
For now, while Nakata-san is sleeping and Shia-san is sleeping,
we got these three colors of white bears!
I'm happy!
By the way, do you have any lucky items for other members?
For Abe-san and Ino-san...
Actually, we don't have any.
What's this?
Why is it like that for you two?
This shiny thing will make you beautiful this year!
What about you, Kei-chan?
That stand over there!
Oh! A light!
I'll give you this!
This siren stand!
I want to see it!
I like it!
I'll give you it!
This will improve your musical talent!
It's moving like this, right?
That will improve your musical talent this year!
That's nice!
What about your dad?
My dad is a cow.
Your dad is a cow?
Yes.
Then, Ishikawa and Yoshizawa will be together for the rest of their lives.
That's right!
It's like gambling, gambling, or lottery!
Oh! That's cool!
Actually, I'm still young, so I might not be able to win,
but when I have exams, I try to win one or two times!
Like rock-paper-scissors?
That's right!
That's good!
You'll win when you have exams!
You'll get scolded!
I like social time!
That kind of talent...
What about the youngest team?
Well, since you're young, you can do fast movements, right?
So, sports cars and metronomes that move with rhythm.
Both of them are good, but these two young ones are good, right?
Huh? Wait a minute!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, these two are dangerous!
I see!
Huh? Wait a minute!
By the way, what's your talent?
Well, I'm white and square!
Am I like this?
Yes!
That's tough!
Huh? Wait a minute!
Do I have to put tofu on my pillow?
First of all, white and square things accumulate wealth!
Wealth!
Is it money?
Yes! That's why it's various things!
Happiness is also wealth, right?
You put white and square things on your pillow.
When you think of white and square things, you think of tofu, right?
That's right!
Cute!
And now, Dr. Copa's special menu that will increase Yuu-chan's marriage luck will appear!
Here we go!
This is it!
Ta-dah!
Ta-dah! Pizza!
Huh? It's different!
This is not just pizza!
Wow! Amazing!
Wow! It stinks!
Its name is "gyo-en" pizza!
Why is this "gyo-en" pizza?
If you don't have family luck, you can't get married.
Some people have love luck and some people have family luck.
In your case, Dr. Copa, if you don't have either of them, you can't get married.
If you don't have either of them, you can't get married.
Pizza itself is round, right?
But it becomes round.
And miso is brown.
Miso itself is also family luck.
In short, making miso soup is a housewife's job.
And natto and pickles have the power to protect the house.
And finally, this potato.
This is also family luck.
How does it taste like?
I've never eaten it before.
Do you want to eat it?
Do you want me to try it?
Don't look at me.
Where do you eat it first?
Let's start with this potato.
That's normal.
Miso and potato.
How is it?
So far, it's not bad.
But if you eat it like this, it's bad for you, right?
The main is natto.
Natto is also grilled.
Are you okay?
Yu-chan, do your best.
It's stuck in my mouth.
How is it?
Are you okay?
It smells so bad.
I can't swallow anything.
It's in my mouth.
I know you're desperate.
I can tell by your faces.
Do you want to get married?
Not yet.
I'm...
Mimori...
The world champion!
Welcome!
We're going to teach you how to get married this week.
Today, we're going to practice.
Practice!
We're going to split up into the Boke team and Tsukkomi team.
Got it.
The Boke team is...
Kagotsuji.
It's easy to tell.
The Boke team.
And the Tsukkomi team is...
Yaguchi and Mika's team.
Yes!
Got it!
It's hard to suddenly go from Boke to Tsukkomi.
Yeah, it's hard to find the right situation.
Even in interviews...
What's your hobby?
You get asked that a lot, right?
What's your Boke at that time?
This is useful.
This is practical.
It's practical.
Then I'll ask you.
Huh?
Do you do it once a week?
Once...
Then do it.
Then ask me what your hobby is.
Then I'll Boke you and you'll Tsukkomi me.
Got it.
Watch me for a bit.
Got it.
Then, Otake-san...
What's your hobby?
Well...
I like to eat and walk a lot.
On my days off, I sleep.
But...
Rabbits?
Rabbits are a little different.
Like this.
Yes, yes, yes.
With that said, first up is the Yaguchi and Kago team's challenge of Boke and Tsukkomi!
Can you Boke yourself?
Should I think about it?
Should I do it myself?
What's your favorite situation?
What's your hobby?
Anything is fine.
You're strong.
You're cool.
She's a model of Boke.
Let's do it.
Yaguchi and Kago, please.
Kago, what's your hobby?
I like to make sauce.
Sauce?
It's funny.
Wait a minute.
Boke is...
Boke, 100 points.
I'm surprised.
Yaguchi's comment is...
What for?
The answer is "What for?"
What for?
I have to think about it.
Yes.
Next, Mika and Tsuji's team will challenge Boke and comment.
Let's do it.
Ready, go!
Tsuji, what's your hobby?
My hobby is here.
Why?
You're starting from scratch.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
But it's easy for Boke to understand.
It's like...
You don't have to say "here".
Yes.
"Here" and "here" and "here"...
That's "here".
That's it.
There is a way of commenting.
What is it?
How is it?
When you can't comment properly...
Boke will comment on you.
Yes.
It's like preaching.
If you can't comment properly, it's effective.
Commenting back.
Yes.
I'll comment first.
Yes.
Where do you wash when you take a bath?
Well...
From the hot spring.
You cleaned it up!
It's correct, right?
I'm convinced now.
How do you comment back?
It's difficult.
This situation is difficult overall.
Can you say it again?
Yes.
Where do you wash when you take a bath?
Well...
From the hot spring.
Are you a rabbit?
No, I'm not a rabbit.
Sommers forgets to comment back.
Boke challenges to comment back.
The topic is bowling.
Can I say "Let's go bowling today"?
What's with your boke pattern?
Wait!
What's wrong?
Before I say "Let's go bowling"...
Yes.
Ready, start!
Nekako, "Let's go bowling"?
Yes, let's go!
Tanaka, "Let's go bowling"?
Yes, Sakiko, "Let's go bowling"?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then, Kakoko will go.
Yes!
One, two...
I don't want it!
What?
Let's do it one more time.
The first bowling.
I'll show you.
Are you ready?
One, two...
Are you going?
Yes!
Like this. Like this.
Like this.
I got it. I got it.
The face is surprised.
Yes.
And a little sad face.
A little sad.
Are you going?
Like this.
Yes! One, two...
Are you going?
Yes!
It's painful! Painful!
Painful! It was really painful just now!
It's difficult!
Ready...
Start!
Hang in there! Hang in there!
OK!
Here we go!
Ouch!
You jumped over me!
I thought you were going to kick me out of here!
Where did you go?!
I see!
Well, anyway...
It's difficult!
Anyway, how many points for Tsukkomi?
If I were to give Tsukkomi points for Yaguchi...
Four points!
I don't know the criteria...
Usually, Yuumon starts with six points.
It goes up two levels.
It went up and now it's four points.
Four points! Thank you!
Kaguo Boke is...
One point!
It's pretty high!
It's one point!
It's next level!
Is that good?
Good!
There are twelve levels left!
That high?
Yes!
OK!
Mika's Tsukkomi is...
Six points!
It's Yuumon level!
It's been two days since she joined Solo Banjuku!
That's right!
It's like she's going to get points from now on!
That's right!
And...
Tsuji!
It's one point!
One point!
It's the same!
Well...
The reason it's one point is...
She looked sleepy all the time!
That sounds like a joke!
She can Tsukkomi without doing anything!
That's right!
She looked sleepy all the time!
You're level 3!
I'm level 3!
So you're close to me!
That's right!
We'll be together in one more level!
And I'm level 2!
We're losing like this!
Right?
So...
If you want to raise your level...
Yes!
When you say that...
Please call me!
You want me to call you?!
Call me!
You want me to call you?!
Call me sometimes!
You're level 5 now!
Morning Musume. New member audition!
The first one, Morning Musume. Love Audition 21!
Three weeks after the shocking announcement,
Producer Sunk's own selection has also begun!
The candidates for Morning Musume. Love Audition 21 are...
Women in their first year of middle school and above!
In the election, don't forget to weigh three times your height and weight!
For minors, you need an ID and passport of a serious person!
Also, you need your first and last name,
and a cassette tape with your own singing voice,
an MD, or videotape, or whatever you have!
Tickets are valid until TV Tokyo!
They're valid until June 30th!
Is the deadline for real?! Hurry up, everyone!
Hello! Project members 20 people have been shuffled into three units!
On July 4th, it will finally be on sale at the same time!
Today, we'll infiltrate the promotional video shooting site!
First up is Matsuura Ishikawa and Kago's "Three People Festival"!
With the style of a doll,
with the theme of "summer sea", we'll cheer up summer with cuteness!
Ready, and...
We'll do our best!
Here we go!
Next up is the reggae-themed "Seven People Festival"!
Not only singing and dancing, but their costumes are also colorful and full of reggae colors!
However, during the shooting, she had these thoughts about her facial expressions...
What are you doing? It's fine if you take it off, but your face is too tight!
No, it's not good for you, Ishikawa!
The last one is "Ten people festival", which is the theme of "Japanese festival".
It's a unique unit that combines Japanese tradition and dance music.
Well, how is the promotion video coming along?
I'm definitely going to fall down a lot.
When did you fall down?
When I saw it.
It's cool, isn't it?
Next week is "Shuffle Unit Special".
And of course, the song composition will be released.
Shuffle Unit Special
Really?
♪ I'm so proud of you, but... ♪
♪ Can you explain it to me? ♪
♪ Tropical, I love you ♪
♪ Every time we meet ♪
♪ Tropical, dream island ♪
♪ I think of you all the time ♪
♪ Can I joke around with you? ♪
♪ I'm not sure if I'm aware of it ♪
♪ But even if we did know each other ♪
♪ What should I do? ♪
♪ Is it okay for me to joke around with you? ♪
♪ You're a little tropical, boy ♪
♪ What should I do if you expect a kiss? ♪
♪ I have to be careful ♪
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I'm happy, but...
It's not like I hate you or anything like that.
I love you.
I love you, but...
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We had a lot of happy goods today, but I heard that marriage is good before graduation, but as soon as you graduate, you want to get married.
I want to get married!
It's a joke, isn't it?
So, I hope you are happy all day today!
See you next week!
Let's play with Rizumo!
Yeah!
You can hit it, right?
Hit it and put it in.
You idiot of love!