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"Morning Musume" is looking for new members!
"Morning Musume" Love Audition 21 is looking for new members!
The applicants are girls over middle school age.
Don't forget to add your height, weight and size to the address book!
For minors, you need your ID and summer clothes.
Also, please include your full body and face photos, cassette tapes, MDs and videotapes with your own songs.
Your destination is TV Tokyo!
Tickets are valid until June 30th!
The new "Morning Musume" member is you!
I want to start "harmony" again today, but...
It's finally become "Nakazawa Yuko's show"!
I'm just kidding! "Morning Musume"!
Come in!
Can I say my impression now?
You're still very young up to now.
Why?!
Today is June...
11th?
That's right!
It's my birthday!
Happy birthday!
How old were you?
14 years old.
What?!
How old will you be in two days and how old will you be in two days and how old will you be in two days?
It's a secret!
28 years old!
Not that house!
This week's "harmony" is...
"Nakazawa Yuko's transformation into a newscaster"!
For minors, you need your minors' clothes, summer clothes and size!
And...
There's also the latest info about "haropro" company credit!
That's all for today!
See you later!
Yuu-chan will...
become an adult!
It's a long story.
Today's segment is not only about Yuu-chan's personality, but also about Yuu-chan's personality as a human being.
But today, Yuu-chan will be accompanied by this person.
Please come in!
The moon quietly shines in the room.
What are you doing here?
You are smiling.
Are you going to sing?
My second single "Tsuki to Sakazugi" will be released on June 21st.
Thank you for listening.
Are you crazy?
Yes, I am.
You are crazy.
Are you going to teach Yuu-chan how to sing?
No, I'm not going to teach her how to sing.
According to what I've heard, you can act, you can dance, and you can sing, of course.
But you also need something.
I'm going to ask Nakata-san to be a singer who can read the news.
Today, we have three singers with us.
Oh, you've prepared it, Yangchi-kun.
I've prepared it!
I've divided it into four genres.
Let's divide it.
I'd like you all to read it.
But before that, I'd like you to show us a sample.
A sample? Me?
Yes, Suzuki-san's sample.
Don't make me blush.
First of all, Suzuki Shiroo-san's sample.
I'd like you to tell us about your first impression of "Morning Musume."
Good morning. I'll tell you the news.
On "Morning Musume.", which continues to make hits one after another with its youthful splendor,
Shiro Suzuki, who should also be called "Evening Toh- san" showed up today.
What on earth is going on?
I've said what's going on myself, but...
What's going to happen?
Is it over?
That's fast! Thank you!
Wow! It's like news!
It's better to say it out loud.
That's right. You know the word "out loud" very well.
If you don't say it out loud, you won't get it.
First, Morning Musume. will try it.
At last, Yuu-chan will do it.
Then, it's "Hobonobo" news by Eden and Abe.
Please.
What did you say?
Hobonobo
It's a scent, isn't it?
With the early morning sunshine, we have fun news videos from all over the country.
It's "Haramoni Topics".
I'm sorry for taking a nap.
At Tokyo Tama Park, baby koalas born half a year ago have become popular and are very popular with babies.
But, they are still babies, so they are spoiled.
They are always sleeping in their mother's arms like this, and they don't show themselves moving much.
However, they are cute enough just by looking at their eyes.
What do you think, everyone?
Yes, that's right.
Koala only takes a nap.
Koala, don't sleep!
Yes, I'm sorry.
That's all for "Haramoni Topics".
How was it, Suzuki-san?
Yes, I was surprised.
I didn't think Momus would do it this much.
It's like this.
Babies' news is bright, fun, and it's a time for everyone to relax.
Babies' news is the most popular one of the year, so everyone is relaxed and proud of it.
I'm sorry for taking a nap.
But, if I add one more thing, "Koala, that's enough."
That's all I can say.
Amazing!
I didn't know there was such a thing!
Haramoni Topics
Minimoni World Champion Gara-chan is here!
So, Sabani-san, what are you doing here?
Again!?
You called me, didn't you?
So, I thought I'd teach you about Minimoni Topics and World Champion Topics.
I see.
You're watching me all the time.
It's strange, isn't it?
You're watching me all the time since last week.
Am I a dog?
You're staring at me all the time.
Is it strange for me?
Can you show me how you do it?
Yes, please show me.
I want to see it.
Can you show me how you do it?
Yes, I want to see it.
The real thing.
What's wrong with it?
Then, show me how you do it.
I can't do it.
Don't say you can't do it!
It's too dangerous!
There's no way I can't do it!
Do it all of a sudden!
This is strange!
Do it all of a sudden!
Ah! It's a butterfly!
I killed it!
This is it!
Which one is it?
You're making fun of me all of a sudden!
One more!
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
When we play rock-paper-scissors, you'll be making fun of me.
I see. When you play rock-paper-scissors, you'll be making fun of me.
It'll be helpful for studying.
Then, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
This is amazing! To this extent!
It's the same traffic accident!
This is it!
It's not a hit and run!
Calculate it!
You can do it again!
I can't do it anymore!
If I do it too much, I'll say something bad!
What happened?
What happened today?
Did you say something bad?
I did!
That was my world-class shot!
First of all, they will try their world-class shot!
Shall we start with me?
Shall we start with Tsuji?
Tsuji, you do the bogey.
Can you do it?
J-man, you do the rock-paper-scissors.
It's okay.
It's okay. Let's go!
Rock-paper-scissors!
What are you doing?!
I did it first!
What's going on?
This is a little...
I can't accept it yet!
The bogey is a little hard to understand.
You can do the bogey you came up with!
Yes.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Don't put pressure on me!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Don't put pressure on me!
This is good!
You're good!
This is good!
I don't know when to put pressure!
This is more fun than your rock-paper-scissors!
It's fun!
It's better than mine!
You did it!
It's good!
The bogey went up a little.
You passed!
There's only one lap left!
Yes!
Next!
This is hard! What should I do?!
I'll do it in a different pattern!
Really?!
Can you do it?!
Of course!
Please say anything you want!
I'll say anything!
Please say anything you want!
I'll do it!
Don't worry!
I'll do it!
It's not rock-paper-scissors!
It's just a joke!
Can I change it myself?
It doesn't matter!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's a heart-joke!
Suddenly a phone rang!
Can I change it myself?
What kind of rock-paper-scissors sign is it?
Rock-paper-scissors doesn't matter!
How about a butterfly sign?
Okay, let's do a butterfly sign!
But it's a different pattern!
It's a different pattern!
You guys are so funny!
It might be weird!
It's okay!
Let's do anything!
Oh, it's a bird!
Wow!
It's meat!
No!
I'm sorry!
You guys have a lot of patterns!
Can you edit my first sign?
I'm embarrassed!
As an adult!
It's cute!
I passed!
You passed?
Yes!
I'm used to it!
Bokeh is a pass!
How about we do a rock-paper-scissors and see who passes?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
This time, Minimoni will do a world-class rock- paper-scissors!
Who wants to go first?
Rock-paper-scissors!
Who wants to do it?
Yaguchi!
I always do rock-paper-scissors!
Okay, I'll do it!
Okay!
Wait!
Wait for five minutes!
That's too long!
Everyone wants to do it in five seconds!
Okay, I got it!
I'll do it with rock-paper-scissors!
You want to do bokeh?
This is a very free rock-paper-scissors!
You don't have any restrictions!
I'll pass!
Okay!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors!
Rock-paper-scissors!
She laughed!
Don't you laugh?
This is funny!
Are you a fox?
This is a fox!
I'm jealous of you!
I can't do bokeh because you laughed!
You can't!
You can't do bokeh because you laughed!
I want to do it!
Do you want to do bokeh?
Bokeh!
Ah!
It's a lion!
No way!
You're fast!
It's true!
There's no lion here!
It's a little weird!
As expected of you!
It's weird to put a lion here!
If you put a lion here, everyone wouldn't be doing their job so calmly!
You passed!
But you did bokeh pretty fast!
I want to see what happens next!
Let's continue with the next one!
Ah!
It's a lion!
It's a cat for sure!
This is funny!
You guys are geniuses!
Please give us the correct answer.
It's lion!
It's hawk!
I don't know if it's correct or not.
It's funny, but it's good!
Something like that.
Oh! Is this a specialty bun?
Then...
You have to say it!
Yes, yes!
Don't laugh!
It's easy to understand, isn't it?
Oh! Is this a specialty bun?
Aren't you going to pick it up?
You are kind!
You are very kind!
Oh! I'm sorry!
No!
Don't throw it!
Will you pick it up for me?
Won't you eat it?
Thank you very much!
Please say it!
What?
What you said just now?
I say the same thing over and over again!
Is this a specialty bun?
You ate it!
I ate it!
You ate it!
I ate it!
Next, let's have Team Yasuda and Goto challenge political news!
Please!
Oh! It's good!
Yes, next is the Liberal Democratic Party general election.
The Liberal Democratic Party general election was held this afternoon.
Mr. Junichiro Koizumi, who won an overwhelming victory in the preliminary election,
was elected as the 20th general election with 298 votes, which is a large increase in the majority in the first vote.
Mr. Koizumi, who has collected support from many Liberal Democratic Party members and citizens and has been appointed general election,
will be paying attention to how much the Liberal Democratic Party's reform can be pushed forward and dropped out of Koizumi and the future administration of Mr. Koizumi.
So, Mr. Koizumi was elected, but what kind of impact will it have on Japanese economy? Mr. Goto!
Goto Umeki, solo single "Idiot of Love", thank you!
Mr. Goto, you really know it, don't you?
Yes, that was political news!
I'm looking forward to it!
How was it, Mr. Suzuki?
It was quite an experience!
You know, political news is usually very difficult.
Do you know that four "w" and one "h" are necessary for news?
What is it?
I don't know.
Hitomi!
Four "w"s and one "h", what is it?
"fish", "wash", "fish"
"fish" is "f" for you!
"walk", "walk", "skip"
What is it?
It's news, it's fashion!
"when", "who", "where", "what"
"when", "where", "what"?
"who" "who", that's right!
And lastly, "which" is "how", "how", that's right!
Oh, I see!
"what" and "when", "who", "where", "what", "what did you do"
This is "news" to clearly inform you about it.
Well, next up is Ishikawa and Yoshizawa's team to challenge themselves with "economic news"!
It's difficult. Good luck!
Oh, news looks interesting!
I'll give you "Charmy" of Ishikawa.
"Charmy" "news", next up is...
Yes, it is today's kabuka changes.
Kabushiki has preceded from Asagata to high-tech kabu, etc.
In the afternoon, it became an almost full-scale development, and last weekend it also raised nearly 650 yen, and you can see it at the end.
On the other hand, in the second half of the 122 yen range, it is a transaction at almost the same level as last weekend.
Scary...
Even so, when will the kabuka change, Shikawa-san?
Yes, that's all for today! Bye-bye!
That's all for Yoshi's Yo-cha-ke-ra-cho!
I thought it would be fun to hear such financial news.
But it's a little like horror, isn't it?
Yoshi-kun, you scared me!
For news, basically, it has to be cheerful somewhere.
And you with the bag were pretty cheerful and cute, but...
Thank you!
I think the financial news experts will give you a claim.
Lastly, we'd like to ask the Tsuji and Kago team of questions to try sports news!
Good luck!
Pyon! And next is...
Sports news "Hanshin Titan Battle"!
If we don't lose today, we'll be "futakenai"...
Huh?
"Futakenai" is "hanshin" and "mokka" is "chokkin".
"Ten Titans" is the first episode.
This person's one blow will set fire to "zoodio dasen".
"Yon anda" is "yakult" battle.
"Hanatta" is "matsui" battle.
"Nii" is "shiai".
"Etou" is "homuraun".
If we make it "azayaka"... "azayaka" battle,
"sankai kyohara" will lose and...
"mk abec arch" will knock out "hanshin..." "hanshin senpatsu" will... "igawa"... "igawa" will be knocked out.
If this happens, "zoodio dasen" won't be in our hands.
"etou" is "homuraun" on the 6th.
"petop" is "petagine".
"nihon" is "sato".
"nohsato" is "semaru".
"jugogo" is "ajo".
"hanadeba" is "toshu".
"koto" is "de".
The video is over, but...
"zoodio dasen" will be in our hands, right?
But if we use "kuremu no denwa" for sports and sports events, we'll panic.
First of all, the most important thing in sports news is...
"etou".
If the content isn't right, "mitress" will panic.
When you said "matsuita", I'm sure you meant "kyohara".
We're done with sports news, but...
Yes.
Based on our advice so far, "yuu-chan" will be challenged with...
This!
"Gener-news"!
Didn't I read it out of the four?
No, I actually wrote a manuscript for "yuu-chan".
It's for "yuu-chan"!
I also wrote a manuscript for "yuu-chan", so please don't be surprised when you read it.
Now, it's "entertainment news" by Yuko Nakazawa!
Hello, this is "entertainment news" again.
Former "morning girl" leader, now active as a solo singer, Yuko Nakazawa,
was found to be joining "gokuhi" on March 3rd.
Her partner is a former "tvs" announcer, now a talent host, and now active as a solo singer, Shiro Suzuki, 63 years old.
The age difference is 36 years!
At today's press conference, Nakazawa was a little nervous,
but she commented, "It's definitely not a "done and done" marriage."
The leader of "koizumi", who received this news, said, "Well done! I'm moved! forever!"
That's all for "entertainment news".
That's interesting! It's true!
"yuu-chan", congratulations!
Congratulations!
What does "true" mean?
Does it mean that your analysis is true?
How was it, Kazuki-san?
It was calmer than I expected.
I thought you'd throw out the "touching news" in the middle of it.
I read it while watching the video.
It's great that you had time for it.
As expected of Yuko Nakazawa.
Thank you.
How was it, Yuko Nakazawa?
If you could say it directly...
Well, I...
It's subtle, isn't it?
Yes!
"Morning Musume" recruitment decision!
The shocking announcement came from producer sink!
"Morning Musume" members, I have an important message for you.
"Morning Musume" will increase again!
"Morning Musume" new member audition decided!
First, "Morning Musume" love audition 21!
Applicants are girls over first year of middle school,
with notes of what you need for direction,
full body and face photography,
and cassette tapes with your own singing voice,
md, and videotapes,
and you will definitely win!
Become "Morning Musume"'s new member,
and make a legend with it!
You or me, we don't know!
"Hello! Project" new shuffle unit will be released next month 4th!
This time, members of "Morning Musume" will be re- formed as you saw last time!
20 members will be shuffled into 3 units and the festival will be themed,
and the first summer of 21st century will be excited!
"Morning Musume" new member audition 21!
"Aya-chan" "Mika-chan" "Aya-chan"
"Mika-chan" "Mika-chan" "Aya-chan"
"Mika-chan" "Aya-chan" "Aya-chan" "Mika-chan" "Aya-chan"
My hair is...
different from my original color,
so I like it a little.
The color is...
I want it to be this color.
How is it? How is it? I think it's perfect, but...
I can't see it yet, so...
for now, I'll take off my jacket,
and do a dance lesson, and...
I want to find more there.
A little more.
Look at how Suzy puts her energy.
Suzy's energy pose is like...
I'm sorry.
That's it.
The eye-catching new shuffle unit.
Next week, we'll be filming a promotional video.
Good morning.
What is it?
Did you remember what I said?
Yes, I did.
What did you say?
Meat! Meat!
What did you say?
Meat!
Yes!
Meat!
Yes!
What is it?
With Rizumo's words, this week...
Bye-bye!
This week...
Rizumo has learned how to speak with his eyes open.
And...
All-in-one digital camera "Camedia".
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