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"Morning Musume" is recruiting new members!
"Morning Musume" Love Audition 21!
More than middle school girls can apply!
Don't forget to add your height, weight and size to your address book!
For minors, you'll need your ID and passport.
Also, you'll need your full body and face photos,
cassette tapes with your own songs, MDs, videotapes...
Make sure you include all of them!
Your destination is TV Tokyo!
It's valid until June 30!
The new "Morning Musume" is you!
It's starting now! Hello, morning!
It's a little different from usual, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
Have you noticed? Have you noticed, everyone? In many ways...
The set is different!
It's different, isn't it?
It's new!
And...
It's hard to say!
It's suitable!
Yes! So, from today, "Hello! Morning!" has been renewed!
In order for the show to be renewed, we have decided on a new host!
"Hello! Morning!" is a Hello! Project program, isn't it?
Yes!
And...
We have decided to have the leader of Hello! Project be our host!
Then, let's have her appear now! Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Excuse me!
Nice to meet you!
Isn't it bad timing for you to ring the bell?
Why is Yuu-chan here?
She's cute!
This week, Yuu-chan will return as a host!
In the new segment, K-1's Kankuta-san will appear!
Furthermore, Hello! Project's new shuffle unit will be released for the first time on TV!
And of course...
The "Minimoni" segment is also in full swing!
Please look forward to "Renewal No. 1" starting now!
Do you know it?
Yuu-chan's "Become an adult" is...
Go! Go! Go! Go!
The choreographer is Morning Musume.'s leader, Iida-san.
I feel relieved.
Nothing has changed.
That's right.
I'm happy.
This segment is...
What kind of segment is it?
With the help of the person who has achieved "renewal no. 1",
as a solo singer,
Yuu-chan, who is all alone,
is trying to become more and more mature as a human being.
Today, there is someone who will make Yuu-chan mature.
It's this person!
Please come in!
Nice to meet you!
Kakuto-san, what kind of "adult" will you make Yuu-chan become?
When I become an adult, all I have to do is to grasp happiness.
Oh! Happiness...
In our world of martial arts,
there are three or four people who have trained their hearts and bodies well.
Let me introduce them!
Let's have them appear!
Please come in!
Entry no. 1!
Masanobu Yamanaka-san!
A kind-hearted karate idiot!
Next person! Please come in!
Entry no. 2!
Kensuke Maeda!
A romanticist who is loved by everyone!
Next contestant, please come out!
Entry number 3, Genki Sudo!
A natural-loving, relaxing martial artist!
Yes, everyone here!
First of all, Yamanaka-kun is a karate fighter, but he is also my disciple.
Disciple!
I also do karate, but I also participate in a few K-1 matches.
I also win KOs.
You always have your hands up!
But as you can see, he is a serious fighter!
He is seriously serious!
Second contestant, Maeda Kensaku!
He has beaten many world champions in kickboxing.
He is also a manly man.
Yui-chan, your face is swollen!
Yui-chan, your face is swollen! Are you okay?
They are also serious today!
They are also serious!
Third contestant, Genki Sudo!
He is a mixed martial arts fighter.
Punches, kicks, throws, punches, kicks, joints, anything is okay for him.
He has beaten many world champions in martial arts.
And now, we have a Q&A session for the three of you!
I think it's hard to hear, so instead of you, Yu- chan, we girls would like to ask you three a lot of questions!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Charmy Ishikawa! - Yes!
- Do you drive a car? - Huh?
- That's a big one! - I don't have a license.
- You don't?! - I don't have a license. I mean, I'm the one driving.
- Oh, really? - I'm sitting in the passenger seat.
- In the passenger seat?! - But, you know...
- I'm sitting like this in the passenger seat. - Oh, I see!
- What can I say? - He's so serious.
- He's so serious about it. - Yeah, I'm being serious about it.
- And now, Maido-san? - Yes, I drive.
- You drive? - Yes.
- Oh, and by the way, what car do you have? - Um...
- I have a Mercedes-Benz. - Oh!
- Yu-chan! - Yes?
- You're rich! - Huh? Are you rich?!
- I'm not rich. - But you're still rich!
- That's right! - That's right!
- And now, Sudo-san? - I do have a license, but I don't have a car.
- Oh! What a waste! - It's from now on, right?
- It's from now on. - It's from now on.
- Um... I'll lend you one. - Oh, okay.
- I'll lend you one! - I'll lend you one.
- I'll lend you one anytime. - That's a good idea. - Okay.
- And now... - Yes?
- Kei-chan! - Yes?
- If you were to take Yu-chan on a date, where would you take her? - Oh!
- And now, Yamanaka-san? - And now...
- Yamanaka-kun, who's never been on a date before... - Are you serious?!
- You've been on a date before, but you haven't been on one for the past couple of years, right?
- You haven't been on one since you started dating me, right? - Osu!
- That's so cool! - Osu!
- You're the only one! - You're the only one!
- You're young, right? You haven't been on a date in a while.
- I haven't been on one in a while, either. - Oh, you haven't?
- Yu-chan, do you have a place you'd like to go? - Yes, I do. - Oh, you do?
- Mayana-san? - Um... I like the sea, so I'd like to go to the sea.
- To the sea! - Yes. - And you, Sudou-san?
- Um... climbing a mountain. - Oh!
- You like outdoor activities, right? - Climbing a mountain.
- Takao-san, for example. - Takao-san! - Takao - san!
- Takao-san and climbing a mountain! - Takao-san!
- That sounds good! - Until we catch you! - Until we catch you!
- And now, the girls' best fighters are... - Go ahead!
- Ta-dah! - Ta-dah!
- Number 3! Number 1! Number 1! Number 3! - Oh!
- Wait a minute! Huh?! - Huh?!
- That's... - That's...
- Searching might make you think we're playing around. - Number 1!
- Why?! - It might make you think we're playing around.
- But...
From your point of view...
From your point of view, Number 2 is suspicious.
- Number 2... Number 2 is the scariest way of putting it. - That's right.
- Yes!
Now, next up is...
- Appiel-san! - Appiel-san!
- Yes! - Let's have you appiel!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Now, for each of you, please appiel for yourselves. - Yes!
First up is Entry Number 1, Yamanaka-san!
What kind of appiel will you give to Yuu-chan?
- Yes! Well... I'm a little... I'm a little... - Oh! A little...
- I'll do my best. - Like a karateka!
- Oh! - Then, can you take off your top and give it to Yuu-chan?
- Oh! - Sorry about that.
- You're so strong!
- Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan! - Number 1!
- Yuu-chan! Yuu-chan! - It's a lunch show, so...
- I'm sorry about that.
- How many of these are there? - How many of these are there?
- Ten! - Ten?!
- It was that close. - It's dangerous, so please watch around here.
- Wow! I've never seen it in real life! - Right?!
- Wow! - Wow!
I got it!
I got it from you!
Next is the second entry, Maeda-san's appeal time!
- Yes! - Well, Maeda-san...
How will you appeal?
Well, I...
- My stomach is hard... - Your abs are hard!
- Yes... - Your stomach is hard!
I'll have you throw me.
- Well... - Yes, yes, yes...
Ken-chan's abs are already...
- Like a Kamen Rider. - What?!
- Ken-chan, wait a minute! - Like a Rider!
- Wow! - Wow!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Wow!
Are you seeing it?
- Seriously?! - Really?!
Wow!
- Isn't it amazing?! - It is amazing!
- Did you see that?! - Yeah!
Since you're here...
Wow!
No, don't!
Wow!
Amazing!
Seriously, that's amazing!
- Did you see that?! - It is amazing!
- Did you see that?!
Yui-chan, can you move a little?
No, can you put me down? I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
It's dizzy if you don't move.
Can I do it here?
Yes, you can do it there.
Appeal time, start!
One, two...
Ouch!
My back hurts.
Yui-chan's back hurts.
My back hurts.
Cool!
It's cool, isn't it?
This is my body.
Wow!
Yui-chan is awesome! You're so slender, aren't you?
Oh, what should I do?
What should I do?
If you gain weight like this, you won't have a stomach like this.
No, you're right.
Genki-san, what are you going to do for me?
I'm here!
Can I do this?
The cigarette will disappear, right?
Yes, the cigarette will disappear.
Yes.
Good job.
Thank you.
Next to you.
What should I do?
Humorous.
I like that kind of things.
So you were introducing your friends, right?
What should I do?
The staff thought you wouldn't choose.
I see.
I will choose.
Which one?
The first one is...
Confession time!
Finally, it's confession time.
Are you ready?
Yes.
You are talking a lot today.
Are you a man or a woman?
First of all, let's start with the first one, Yamanaga.
Confess your love!
One step forward!
One step forward.
I want to build a serious family, so thank you in advance.
I have a family!
Next, the second one, Maero!
Confess your love!
Date me!
Yes.
Finally, the third one, Sudou!
Confess your love!
Wait a minute!
I have a right to say it!
Wait a minute!
Sudou's confession...
Later.
Yes.
Confess your love!
I want to climb Mt. Fuji with you.
I'm a little embarrassed now.
And you?
The last entry number is No. 4. Mr. Kakuto, please!
Well, if you say it's Mt. Fuji, I'll climb up to Chomoranmari.
Well, I'm about 40 years old and I don't have much money.
I'll break up with my wife in half a year.
It's okay. It's okay.
But you've become a child.
Children will follow me.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
If you don't mind, I'll break it.
What are you going to do?
Yuu-chan, please decide.
Yes.
Okay?
Yes.
Well, please receive the flower of the person you like.
I'll go.
Who is Yuu-chan's partner?
What is that?
I don't know.
Is it okay?
Yes, it is.
Yes.
Wow!
You look fine!
Hey!
It hurts a little!
It hurts, doesn't it?
Congratulations! You're amazing!
Why did you decide it?
Mt. Fuji.
Mt. Fuji!
It's good that it's Mt. Fuji.
Are you an angel with Mt. Fuji?
I'm an angel!
I wanted her to be the first one.
If she's the first one, I'll call her and ask her to buy me a meal.
No, no.
If you receive the flower of Mr. Yamanaka, you'll follow me, won't you?
That's right.
I'll ask her to buy me a meal or something like that.
New Shuckle Unit!
Last year, they shucked 16 members of Haro Pro in blue and yellow and made a double million yen!
And this time, they'll shuckle 20 members of Haro Pro in a new way!
Hello! We're Shuckle Unit!
We're Sanrin Matsuri!
I'm Ishikawarika of Sanrin Matsuri!
I'm Kagai of the same Sanrin Matsuri!
And I'm Matsuraya of the same Sanrin Matsuri!
Our concept is...
Summer sea!
Summer!
It's summer!
What kind of song is it?
The song is...
Party!
It's like that, isn't it?
That's right, it's a party.
It's a party, isn't it?
It's fun to sing, isn't it?
This time, we'd like to sing in Haro Pro, too!
Yes!
Let's do our best!
We're less people than last time, but let's do our best!
Yes!
We'll do our best!
Yes!
Hello! We're Sanrin Matsuri!
Yes!
Please introduce yourselves!
Yes! I'm Shibata Ayumi!
Yes! I'm Yaguchi Mari!
Yes! I'm Goto Maki!
I'm Asami!
I'm Ifu Sanbu!
I'm Reike Michio!
I'm Ayaka!
This unit is...
tropical reggae carnival with rainbow colors!
Yes!
I said it!
It's a festival, isn't it? A carnival...
The bangs are also fake!
They're all fake!
I'd like to have a different festival than the other units!
Let's do our best!
Yes!
Hello, everyone!
We're Sanrin Matsuri!
- I'm Mika! - I'm Masai! - I'm Rinne! - I'm Megumi Murata! - I'm Hitomi Yasuda! - I'm Kei Yasuda! - I'm Natsumi Abe! - I'm Nazami Sui! - I'm Kouri Rina!
- We're going to sing "Wa no Kokoro", which is a song we sang at a festival in Japan. I think it's a song that makes you want to sing and dance with us. - That's right!
- It's fun, isn't it? - Yes!
- Isn't it fun? - Yes!
- It makes you want to do it, doesn't it? - Yes!
- Let's do our best like this song! - Yes!
- One, two... - Let's do it!
- Please look forward to this new unit with different personalities! - Yes!
- Mini Mori... - Sekai Shoujun... - We're aiming for it!
- We did it! - Yeah!
- Yes!
- We renewed this segment, but we won't change our costumes! - We won't!
- Hang in there! - Yes!
- In this segment... - Yes!
- In order for Mini Mori to go out into the world... - Yes!
- We're going to have a guest specializing in Sekai Shoujun... - Yes!
- And we're going to have her deliver that message! - Yes!
- Did you get it? - Yes!
- Okay! - Okay!
- Is it true? - Yes!
- Before we welcome our first guest... - Yes!
- We received a message from someone... - Yes!
- Let's take a look!
- Everyone, hello! I'm Tamura Ryoko.
- What a surprise! The person who gave Minimoni a message is Yawara-chan aka Tamura Ryoko!
- Last year's Sydney Olympics gold medalist Yawara-chan is also a little girl under 150cm tall like Minimoni!
- I always watch Minimoni-san's activities on TV.
- She's very energetic and powerful.
- She's also very cute.
- I saw a lot of Minimoni-san's videos.
- Many people asked me "Do you join Minimoni-san?"
- I'm sorry! - Many people asked me that.
- I started learning judo when I was 8 years old.
- Now I'm competing in world competitions.
- Most of the competitors are tall like 160cm.
- But I was able to become a world champion even though I'm small.
- I was able to become a world champion even though I'm small.
- I have a red ribbon.
- I often bend my hair like this.
- I always win every match when I wear a red ribbon.
- The color red is my lucky color.
- I'm wearing Minimoni-san's cute T-shirt.
Also, this T-shirt is red and very cute.
Yes, I like it.
My closest goal is to win five times in the world championship held in Germany in July.
It's only once in two years.
So, I'll challenge myself to set a record of being able to stand at the top of the world for ten years.
I'll do my best while listening to Minimoni-san's cheerful songs.
If I have a chance again, I hope we can meet in the studio.
I'm looking forward to that kind of opportunity.
Good luck!
Wow!
She doesn't look like a Halloween person!
I'm a Halloween person!
Koyawara-chan, please come and visit us in the studio next time!
Thank you for your message!
Thank you!
This autograph is also here.
It's a real autograph.
I'll display it as a teacher.
Now, let's welcome our first guest!
It's Summer's-san! Please come in!
Hello!
It's winter, but it's Summer's!
Summer's-san, what are you doing here?
Don't call me like that!
What are you doing here?
What am I doing here?
I'm here to teach Minimoni-san how to say "what are you doing here?"
That's right!
It's important, isn't it?
Well, we don't have much time today...
Don't you want to learn?
Why did you say "what are you doing here?" as soon as I called you?
Summer's-san, will you come again next week?
Who is she?
Who is she? What should I do?
Who is she?
Let's do it one more time.
Who is she?
She said it herself.
Morning Musume.
We're recruiting new members.
They are...
Morning Musume.
Love Audition 21.
We're recruiting girls over middle school age.
Don't forget to write your height, weight and age in your resume.
For minors, you need your ID and passport.
Also, make sure you have cassette tapes, MDs and videotapes with your own songs.
You can watch them on TV Tokyo until June 30th.
The new Morning Musume.
It's you!
It's time for "New Harmony" to end, but...
It's been a while since I met my father and my mother-in-law.
I don't know why my father is so kind.
When relatives meet for the first time in a while, they hide and run away.
I feel like that.
My mother-in-law followed me only in the morning.
I think it takes time.
Is that so?
Are you trying to forget it?
You've been talking all the time, haven't you?
That's right. Today...
I'm going to talk about what I've memorized.
It's a TV Tokyo original character.
It's Rizmo!
Rizmo!
Talk to me!
Rizmo!
Rizmo has a cute face.
Rizmo?
Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii!
Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii!
Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!
Kawaii!
Kawaii! Kawaii! Kawaii!
Isn't this leader a little cute?
It's very funny.
No, this clock is cute.
You look cute now.
Hi! Hi! Hi!
What about Rizmo?
He can also play great.
Good morning!
So this week, we're giving away Rizumo-kun, the alarm clock that speaks the words that Nacchi made him remember!
In addition, we're giving away three copies of the concert photobooks "Green Book" and "Red Book" from "Hello! Project" 2001 and the documentary photobooks "Love Century" from "Morning Musume. Musical" from the other day!
In addition, we're giving away a digital camera "Camelia C-1" from Olympus that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easily!
And we're giving away a car and internet network "Gulliver" and "emily player" from "Gulliver"!
For more information, please visit this program's email address!