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Well, everyone! How was your first musical?
It was fun!
Okay, everyone, let's stop.
This week's "Harmony" is the second episode of "Sous Choux"!
An unforgettable talk show with many guests who visited "Harmony"!
And a live broadcast of the main scene!
And! And!
We will reveal the secret of the "Yossei Corner" that only "Harmony 2" knows!
Everyone!
No! No!
No! No! I'm scared!
No! No!
I don't like it!
Yes, so we have brought various guests to "Harmony Talk Main Scene Week"!
Yes! Yes!
What kind of main scenes are there? Let's take a look!
Yes! "Harmony Talk Main Scene Week"!
Please come in!
I'm so happy!
Harmony Talk Main Scene Week
Makeup?
Yes! Yes!
Makeup?
Foundation?
Black foundation and white eyes.
And Ralph Lauren polo shirt and a turtleneck skirt and blue socks.
I'm going to be called out!
Really?
Really!
How did you get called out?
Huh? Are you alone?
Yes!
It's a little more warm than "Yes, I'm super alone!"
I made a little mistake!
What do you mean "super alone"?
Everyone says "today"!
Let's do it!
Let's all cosplay and go to the city!
The eleven of us!
Sounds good!
I want to do it!
But I want to do it, too!
I'll do it!
Give me your uniform!
Are you serious?
Naoki, when you grow up, what do you want to be? I asked him and he said "plum".
Wait a minute! Why?
You don't know, do you?
I didn't even know what "plum" meant.
Oh no, Yuu-chan is crying right now.
That was funny.
I thought he said "plum" by mistake or something like that.
When I asked him "what is plum?", he said "it's a round thing".
If you say it like that, I...
Even though I was born as a human being...
Even if you say "plum" like that...
But no matter how many times I ask you, "plum" is...
"Plum", right?
When I asked him "why do you want to be a plum?", he said "I want to stick to a tree".
That was funny.
I'm about to cry.
Are you okay?
I've never done "gokon" before.
I want to do it too!
You want to do it, right?
"Gokon" is...
You want to do it, right?
I want to do it!
You want to do it, right?
I want to do it!
Let's do "gokon"
What is "gokon" supposed to stand for?
"Godo godon kompa" (companion)
(Laughs)
What is "kompa"?
"Kompa" is...
A companion?
A companion is a different word
"Godon kompa" doesn't make sense
(Laughs)
Let's be "kompa" together
(Laughs)
It's not fun
Kompa
Who is this staff? No one knows, right?
We don't know, but we've done it before.
I'm sure you've done it.
Do you want to do it?
Do you know what "gokon" is?
12 and 13 years old do "gokon".
Are you 12 years old?
But you know what "gokon" is, right?
My mom often does "gokon"
Wait a minute!
You can't do it!
Gokon
How much is it?
One is 10,000 yen!
It's expensive!
Your reaction is bad!
It's expensive!
Let's eat it for 10,000 yen!
Let's eat it!
It's cute!
My mouth is melting!
It's much better than "gokon"
It's good, isn't it?
What's good?
You have to say what's good.
Melon.
It's good, isn't it?
If you put it in your mouth, you can't say it backwards.
How can I say it?
When it's really good, you can't say a word.
Don't you need a word?
I'll try it.
If it's really good, you can't say a word.
If you don't say it, I'll be confused.
You have to express it with your body.
I'll do it.
Itadakimasu!
She's saying it's so good!
It's like...
You don't need words anymore.
Just eat it with your mouth.
With my body?
Yes, with your body.
I can't do it.
Of course you can!
Try it!
Express it with your body!
Itadakimasu!
I want to eat it like this!
It's good!
She's good!
But she's cute in the end!
She's cute in every way!
She's cute, you know?
The melon is delicious...
and fluffy!
What?
You were about to say "delicious," weren't you?
Yeah.
But, you know, a really delicious melon doesn't have to be delicious.
You're tired, so let's sit down.
Yeah, yeah, you walk over there.
I'm jealous.
Wait a minute.
Come over here and say "fufufu."
Oh, you're tired.
Sit down.
Ah!
This is funny!
You're cute!
You don't know about this, you don't know about it, so...
you can't react as soon as you sit down and walk over there.
Ah, I'm tired!
Here we go!
Ah!
Here we go!
Good morning!
Ah! Wait, wait!
Wait a minute!
I said "wait a minute" and you just did it without asking me!
There's this one and I'm talking too, and...
you don't know where you're looking at!
Ah!
Fufufufu...
Here we go!
Ah!
Now, look at this!
Ta-dah!
Eh, what is it?
Ah!
This is amazing!
Don't touch it!
Don't touch it without asking me!
What is it?
Wait a minute!
It's not a broom or something like that!
You guys react so well when it comes to cash!
Let's win a lottery or something like that...
and practice reacting when you get a million yen cash as a gift!
Okay?
The winner is... Congratulations! Your prize is a million yen cash!
What?! What?! What?!
What is it?!
The winner is...
Kiriko is so funny!
Her voice is so funny!
You're so funny, Kiriko!
You're so funny!
What do you think of yourself?
Your bangs!
What's up with you?!
At the time, Tsuji kept saying she wanted to split her bangs.
But now you don't, do you?
What's up with you?!
You're so mature now!
You used to be like that, didn't you?
Yeah, I used to be skinny.
You're such a loser now!
No, I'm not!
But it suits you.
It suits me, doesn't it?
You're funny!
No, I'm not!
You're so funny, Kiriko!
You're so angry!
Is there a point when you jump?
A point?
I've never done it before.
Who would think of doing it?
Are you ready?
One, two...
No!
Are you okay?
Four times!
Are you okay?
I stepped on it.
Is ten okay?
Yes!
Ten!
It's amazing!
It's so much fun!
It's amazing and dangerous!
Hayami-chan, you're like an old woman!
You're rolling it too much!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
Wow!
Five!
It's amazing!
It's amazing and scary, but it's scary!
It's scary!
One, two...
It's scary!
One, two, three, four...
Hayami-chan!
Hayami-chan, what's wrong?
It's scary!
But it's still nostalgic!
It's still a playground.
Hey, don't cheat!
I won't!
These two are scary!
I'm going!
Toshime Team!
What is that?!
That's weird!
That was scary!
I'm going!
One, two...
Wait, wait, wait!
Are you okay?
Start!
One, two...
Ah! It's scary!
It's scary!
What are you doing?
I fell down!
You fell down!
I bought a school uniform!
That's funny!
Oh, you remember!
Everyone, please remember!
One, two...
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
I'll arrest you!
That's cute!
That's how it is!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
I'll arrest you!
That's cute!
Here I go!
You were holding back back in the day?!
Yeah!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
I'll arrest you!
That's cute!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
I'll arrest you!
That's cute!
That's funny!
Isn't it?!
We shouldn't say that, should we?
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
Hahahahaha!
Sometimes I...
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
Arrest you!
Ahahaha!
Sorry, sorry!
Ahhhh!
I'll do it.
Good luck, Nacchi!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
Arrest you!
What are you doing?!
Stop it! Stop it, now!
3, 2, 1, go!
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick...
Arrest you!
I remember you. You were in Kinchan Theater, weren't you?
That's right. I'm a first-year student of Kinchan Theater.
I have a favor to ask you, Hashira-san. Is it okay?
Sure.
You know, in a segment called "ceremonies",
there's a theater called "Charmy Ishikawa"
Yes, I know it.
There, they do "fail out" or "Kinchan Machine" (Kinchan Mashin)
Yes.
Can you watch it?
Is it okay for me to ask you such a question?
Go ahead.
Charmy Ishikawa, do your best!
Here I go!
What?!
To be honest, it's not "Kinchan Mashin"
No, it's not!
Your tongue is twisted.
No, it's not!
I've never learned "Kinchan Mashin" from you in person,
but I think it's like this.
You're good!
Is it like this?
You're right. It's "Kinchan Mashin"
Shall we do it together?
Yes.
One, two...
Charmy!
I think it's like this.
It's good!
Is it good?
Yes!
Shall we do it the other way, too?
One, two...
Charmy!
It's good!
Is it good?
Yes!
Shall we do it like this from now on?
Let's eat!
It looks good!
It's sweet!
It's been a while since I drank milk!
Drink up, cereal team!
It's super good!
Hey, Shibata-chan!
Yes?
It's good!
Is it good?
Thank you! It tastes like Hokkaido!
It's good!
Did you drink it?
I don't think it's Hokkaido
Did you like it?
It's rich, so you might not like it
But...
It's gross!
Let's order something else!
I want to eat potato butter!
Potato... butter?
Then it's okay, right?
Is butter okay, Kei-chan?
Is butter okay?
But what do you do with butter?
Potato...
Butter... Shibata...
I'm in trouble!
Asahi is like that!
I don't think my parents will use it!
Use it! Use it! Use it!
It's funny!
It's funny, isn't it?
Since then, Chanmi's running has changed.
Has it changed?!
It has changed!
Really?!
I've been doing this kind of fade-out Kin-chan's running since then.
Ah, but Kin-chan's running is minimalistic.
It's not that minimalistic!
Kin-chan's running is...
Ah! Running! Running!
Ah!
Don't make a mistake!
If we have a guest this time, is there anyone you'd like to invite?
I'd like Seiko-chan to come again.
Seiko-san?
Yes.
I'd like to invite Tsunku-san for once!
Ah!
Ah! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What will you do?
I'm nervous, but I'd like to talk about my daughter...
Don't you want to play a game with Tsunku-san?
I do!
Ah!
You know, usually...
You know, you always teach me various things...
But you know, we don't really win, right?
So I'd like to win a game or something like that.
It's been a while since I worked out.
Are you watching, Tsunku-san?
Tsunku-san!
I'm sure you'll come back next week or the week after.
We'll be waiting for you!
I'd be surprised if you actually came.
I'd be happy, too.
There's another segment you've all heard of.
But we can't forget about it.
It's Yoshi's...
You Ticket!
That's right!
You want to see it, don't you?
We do!
We've done it so many times!
He's one of them.
He appears in secret.
That's right.
Let's see Yoshi's You Ticket...
Do you say "You Ticket"?
Let's see Yoshi's You Ticket!
Here we go!
Yoshi's You Ticket!
It's like an announcer.
Every time, Yoshi, also known as Yoshizawa Hitomi,
answers Morning Musume's viewers.
It's this segment!
Every time, someone appears in this segment.
Did you know?
That person is...
Gotoumaki!
That's right!
Gotoumaki's famous scene!
Yaguchi loves Pooh's costume.
Look!
Gotoumaki has appeared!
It looks like he's trying to catch a wall-painted pigeon.
That's right.
And Rika-chan...
Flies like a pigeon!
Next up is this one. Where will it come out of?
Oh, this time it's aiming for a gap. Did it hit it?
It's coming out again!
See, it came out again! This time it's a double- edged sword!
Gochi-mandu!
What is Gochi-mandu going to do this time?
Oh, it's wearing gloves and appears! It's a catch ball!
Rika-chan is trying to catch a wall-painted pigeon in her gloves, but she's not good at catching it!
And Tsuji-chan and Kago-chan...
And they appear again! They're getting better and better.
I love stories like this, too, but...
It's an innocent girl, Gochi-mandu!
What will Gochi-mandu show us this time?
Oh, it's coming out! The one holding it in her hands is...
Apparently, it's a human gymnastics ribbon!
And Kago-chan is Kitty-chan, and Tsuji-chan is a giraffe!
But Gochi-mandu doesn't seem to be in the mood to do it today!
What kind of pose is everyone doing?
This time, it's a toss-batting with a shovel and a bat!
Gochi-mandu has quite a good sense of saying, "Be careful of the one in front of you, Yossi!"
Gochi-mandu hits it back with a "just meet"!
Yossi is quite good at it!
And this is Gochi-mandu, who released her daily stress by toss-batting!
And next up is...
Kago-chan is Ahoy!
Oh, she's jumping around like a rope in a fla- flop!
And lastly...
The receptionist is also surprised!
Gochi-mandu seems to be in a TV Tokyo cafeteria!
What is she going to do this time?
First of all, the bowl on top of the pot is a hot ramen!
Well, please enjoy your meal!
Did Gochi-mandu forget about it?
She stood up and went to get something!
And curry rice on top of Gochi-mandu!
Gochi-mandu is a foodie!
If you move your body, you'll lose weight!
What? Not yet?
Did Gochi-mandu forget about it with a spoon?
And lastly, Gochi-mandu is served with a low- calorie Gochi-mandu!
No one knows if Gochi-mandu endured all of this!
What you see in the corner of the screen is a ping-pong table!
It's a ping-pong table this time!
Who is hitting the ball back?
The mystery continues!
Gochi-mandu was trying various things while she didn't know!
And lastly...
Badminton with her head!
She's playing it back gracefully, but it looks like she can't see her white wings in the light!
She's hiding in Yosty's shadow, but if you look closely...
She keeps missing!
As soon as she regains her spirit...
Oh my, she finally hits Yosty in the end!
That's all for this episode of "Gotou Maki Famous Scene Week"!
Isn't this a special episode for Gotten?
That's right!
Today's Gotten is...
She's playing ping pong!
Today's Gotten is...
Because when Yosty was reading it, it got faded out.
There's a dance in it.
That's right, that's right.
It's embarrassing.
She usually appears in every episode.
It was really embarrassing for me.
When I first appeared...
You said it, didn't you?
Yeah, I said it.
I don't like it!
I said it all the time and it was embarrassing.
But...
Like this...
What is it?
Like this...
Like doing it from a cold place outside.
I did it.
Gotten appearing small is cute again.
She gradually came forward in the end.
But you didn't call me out even once.
That's not it!
It's bitter for me.
That's not it!
It wasn't written in the script.
But you did read the questionnaire properly.
That's not it!
Seriously!
My mom bought me a phone.
Yeah, me too!
Me too!
Is it okay like this?
Today...
We're going to see Kiriko's reaction.
Like a reaction.
Today's theme is overreaction.
It's good!
Let's see if it's good or not.
It's good!
How do you do it?
Like this?
How do you do it?
It's weird!
Like this?
Here we go.
It's good!
There's 1 million yen under the stairs!
It's good!
You're not good at reacting.
Even if you lose 1 million yen, you won't pick it up?
What if you pick it up?
Wouldn't it fall off the frame?
I should be the one moving the camera.
Really?
Say it again!
You lost 1 million yen!
Is it okay like this?
What?
I'll hang up now!
Goodbye!
I lost 1 million yen!
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