AISubs v3.5
Today is Yu-chan's last harmony, but as a momus, right?
It's her last harmony, but...
You're really worried about it.
No, no, as a morning girl, it's her last harmony, but...
I didn't ask you, but you said it's your last.
That's right, today is...
So, isn't it a day when I'm taken care of, Kaori- san?
So, Kaori-san, is it a day when you treat me like a special guest?
So, is it a day when you treat me like a special guest?
You're saying good things.
I'm scared you'll really treat me like a special guest.
Can I look forward to it?
You can look forward to it, right?
Today, Yu-chan's special project in commemoration of her graduation...
will be delayed!
Look forward to it!
(Applause)
This time, it's a special project in commemoration of Nakazawa's graduation.
In "Toshi no sa" quiz, Tsundere Taito is eliminated!
And in "Chalemony", Yu-shi's last chance to challenge her harmony!
"Momus Nakazawa Harmony" last scene!
What will happen? Please look forward to it!
Yu-chan's graduation commemoration!
In commemoration of her graduation, "Toshi no sa" quiz!
(Applause)
It's begun!
Welcome!
So, this time, we'll start with a quiz about Yu- chan's birth in 1973.
The winning team will receive luxury goods.
Everyone, please do your best!
Yes!
Yu-chan is participating in the quiz,
but there is only a young team and an adult team.
Well, today, I...
Yes.
As the last episode of "Morning Musume."
Yes.
I was told...
Yes.
That I should participate in the quiz.
I was told to answer, but I don't have a product and I'm always standing.
And I'm sticking out.
Because of this.
Please come here a little more.
Like you, I was born in 1973.
As a thing.
It is a brush pen and a cockroach high high!
What do you mean you were born?
This was made...
In 1973.
Cockroach high high! was born on the same day as you.
No, it's not.
It was born at the same year.
I'll go back to what I said.
You know, Yoshi and I are both 16 years old, but we're on the same team.
That's right.
You're one year older than her.
That's right.
You know, you're cheering for the adult team.
Right, Yoshi?
It's not an adult team, it's a ceremony.
Ishikawa-san, you're too loud.
Ishikawa-san, we won't give you any prize.
Don't do it!
First of all, we have a question for the adult team.
Yuu-chan was born in 1973,
and she debuted as a superstar, Momoe Yamaguchi- san.
The song that topped the annual hit chart this year is
Miyashiro and Pinkalatrio-san's song.
Let's hear a little bit of it.
The person I dedicated my life to...
Eh, you know the song?
I don't know.
It's nostalgic, isn't it?
It's so nostalgic!
Well, we don't know if this will be a hint,
but it's called "Honyagara" by this woman.
I'd like you all to think of something that goes with "honyagara",
so, adult team, think of something!
Is there a hint in this poem?
Isn't this a very popular song?
It's a very popular song, isn't it?
Do you know it, Yuu-chan?
I know it's very popular, but...
Eh, doesn't the adult team know it?
We don't know!
Then, please write it down!
It's your own concept.
Rika-chan probably doesn't know it, right?
No, we don't know it, either.
I don't know it, either.
Eh, Yuu-chan, you don't know it?
No, I don't know it.
Did you all hear a good introduction?
We heard it!
Yamaguchi's idiot.
Time's up!
Here you go!
Love. A woman's love.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
Next, Kaori.
A woman's sea.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
It's like a poet.
Kei-chan!
A woman's road.
Doesn't it sound like it?
It's you!
I'm leading you!
It's you!
I don't know anymore.
Huh?
Love.
What does it mean?
Love.
It's close, but...
Of course you know it, right?
Yes.
You know it, right?
Yes.
Here's your answer!
A woman's technique.
Let's see your answer.
What is it?
Ouch!
Here it is!
A woman's road!
Correct!
I got it!
You're good!
Kei-chan got it right!
Kei-chan got one point for the adult team!
I got it right!
Wow!
You got it right!
I got it right!
Really?
Yes!
I got it right!
You have it, don't you?
I have it!
You have it, don't you?
Yes!
Next, we have an interview for the young team!
Yes!
Ta-dah!
Yu-chan was 14 years old in 1987.
I know this.
The book that sold the most this year was by a 24-year- old national language teacher,
Tawaramachi-san.
"Honyarara Anniversary", "Katakana Three Letters",
What do you like?
"Thinking Time"!
I wrote this too.
Really?
Yes.
I can't see it because of Yu-chan.
Please go home!
No talking!
Do you know this song?
Do you know?
Do you know this song?
"Katakana Three Letters"!
Yes!
Do you know this song?
I don't know.
That's enough.
This is a "melon anniversary".
Do we have such an anniversary?
No.
Good morning! Tomorrow is an anniversary!
But it's easy!
Easy, easy.
Go home!
Yes!
Time's up!
I don't know!
Go-chan, you scared me!
Go ahead and answer!
I don't know!
"Hechimo Anniversary"!
I don't know!
This is difficult!
I don't know!
"Hechimo Anniversary"!
Ta-dah!
"Date Anniversary"!
"Everyone Loves You" was a date!
No, no!
We thought of various anniversaries.
"Marriage Anniversary" and so on.
But "Katakana" is a date, isn't it?
And "Tsuji-chan"!
"Banana Anniversary"!
I think Tanakara-san said she hated it.
"Everyone Loves You" is a song I hate.
And "Kago-chan"!
Abe-san's favorite "Strawberry Anniversary"!
Everyone likes it.
It's close, though.
It's difficult!
Yu-chan knows it, doesn't she?
Yes!
So, the answer is...
This one!
Salad anniversary!
Is the first one close?
It's close.
The first one is a little bit close.
It's kind of close, isn't it?
No, you all wrote it.
So, the answer is...
Zero! The young team gets zero points!
Go, Challenge Morning girls!
Say it backwards!
Challenge Morning girls!
We are in the middle of Challenge Morning girls, but...
Yes!
Everyone, the smell of bad medicine is coming in!
Bad medicine?
Bad medicine!
Is it smelly?
What is?
Why are you so good at it?
I think it depends on the person.
I think you can tell from last week.
Can you?
Right?
Well, it doesn't matter. Let's do our best!
She's really good at singing.
I'm good at singing...
because of you, Challenge Morning girls!
Thank you very much!
It's kind of dark, isn't it?
If you say it with a lot of meaning,
Challenge Morning girls will bully you, so...
Right!
That's right! They'll come again, right?
That's not true!
You're all wrong! It's a misunderstanding!
Right! And this time, too...
Thank you for coming!
What will you do this week?
A simple play!
Something I've studied.
Let's do a simple play.
Wonderful!
Since we're here...
Yes!
Can we get some roles for Charmy, too?
Not yet!
You're talking!
I'm sorry for talking, but...
I want to be in this role!
What's wrong with you?!
Let's give Charmy a role, too!
Thank you very much!
Challenge Morning girls started practicing right away!
In collaboration with villains who have supported many great works so far...
they're taught acting in more detail than usual!
Wow! Amazing!
Who's going to sing?
What will it look like?
Let's do it.
Natchitchi.
Give me a report.
According to Sendate's announcement, the goods will be delivered from Milano.
I think it's safer that way.
How about Yassirid?
According to the investigation, the sales of Kuyashami da Porori are at their peak.
Are you serious?
Is it true?
It's true.
This is...
Yassirid!
Kuyashami da Porori!
What are you talking about?
The reason why the family is divided now is because of Sendate.
If you let your guard down, you will be defeated by other families.
Is it because of my dad?
I see.
By the way, Natchitchi.
Are you going to give me an opinion?
Even if you have to deal with Roshinante, you'd better watch out!
Come on, boss.
Don't be so polite.
By the way...
Where did that damn Charmy go?
I'm leaving the boss's car to him.
How stupid of you.
You wash your car every day.
You say anything you want.
Anyway...
Cheers!
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Who are you?
You know her, don't you?
You're Charmy, aren't you?
Does that mean you betrayed me?
If you think I'll do anything for you, you're wrong!
What?
Villains like you should die! Do it!
You bastard!
Ouch!
You bastard!
Ouch!
How many shots did you fire at me?
Did you fire at me?
Damn you!
Cheers!
One, two...
Wow!
You didn't fire at me at all!
I was about to fire at you...
You bastard!
At least...
You bastard!
Ouch!
You bastard!
Damn you!
You bastard!
Don't fire at me!
Ouch!
You look like "Matrix".
You're the only one left.
How dare you!
You're the host of "Finding Idols".
You stole it from me, didn't you?
That's what talent is like.
Give it to me!
Oh, I made a mistake!
Hey, what are you doing?
You!
I made a mistake!
Let's do it again!
Is it over? Is it over?
I thought I could do something with my fifth eye.
"Memories of love" is also a good song!
Poor guy.
Kaori! Thank you!
Ouch!
Help me, Kaori!
I hate you, too! You're talking too much!
Ouch!
Don't kill Jamie!
Ouch!
Do you know I'm the last one for the ceremony?
I'm sorry! Thank you for everything!
How was it, everyone?
It was a lot of fun!
Nakada, are you the last one for the ceremony?
Yes, I'm the last one for the ceremony. Thank you, everyone!
No, I'm not!
Yes, I'm not!
It's been a while since I've had such a cool play.
Who will announce the current MVP this time?
Okay, it's over.
One, two...
All right!
The winner is...
Nakada!
Cool!
Look at him.
You'll be here starting tomorrow, right?
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I think we can just do it ourselves.
I guess you're all experienced.
What will we do next time?
That's all for now! I'm Charmy Ishikawa!
You said it last time!
Chao!
You said it last time!
Let's say "chao" together!
Why "chao"?
Ka-chun!
Chao!
Together!
Chao!
Okay!
The last question is a common question for young adults!
It's from a 1973 event where you were born, Yu- chan!
Here's the question!
Ta-dah!
Everyone in Japan went crazy looking for something magical!
This crazy search for something magical is called the "multi-malco conflict"!
Now, what kind of conflict is it?!
I know!
Tax evasion?!
Everyone! Is it okay?! Is it a nightmare or TV?!
Hint! This hasn't been discovered yet!
Huh?!
Something-chocolate!
Just guess and buy it!
I don't know!
I'm happy!
Okay, okay, okay! Just buy it!
I don't know!
Time's up!
Wait a minute!
Everyone!
Please look at the board!
Ta-dah!
Gocha!
Oh, I see!
Yoshi!
Oh, I'm so happy!
Yoshi, what is it?
Chocolate.
Chocolate!
It says "pachinko" for the first time.
Wow, everyone is so excited!
It's "gachinko"!
Gocha!
"pachinko"!
Gocha!
1973, dazzling "gachinko"!
"pachinko"!
And now, Nacchi!
Nacchi, you're stupid!
It doesn't make any sense.
"chichikoko" doesn't make any sense.
Yours is more interesting!
I want to look for it!
What is "chichikoko"?
I don't know what "chichikoko" is!
It's fun!
You don't know, do you?
What is "chichikoko"?
Then, Kaori!
Kaori doesn't make any sense either.
"machoko"!
It looks like it!
"machoko"!
"machoko" doesn't make any sense!
It's too "machoko", everyone!
And now, Kei!
I'm the same as Yossi!
"ochoko"!
And now, Rika!
Yes!
"chichinoko"!
Yes! And now...
Yu-chan!
Yu-chan, you know the answer, don't you?
You know what I don't like about it?
The answer is exactly the same as the basket!
Yu-chan's answer is "gachinko"!
Yes!
Let's take a look at the answer!
In 1973, a phantom "chichinoko" was found and everyone in Japan went crazy about it!
Chibimaruko-chan was looking for it!
That's right!
Adult team gets one point and young team gets one point!
And so...
It's two against one!
Adult team is the winner!
Yeah!
We did it!
The prize is...
this!
Ta-dah!
Wow! I'm surprised!
It's nice!
I'd like you to accept this as a token of my gratitude for you!
Yeah!
Yuu-chan, I'm glad!
Yeah, I'm glad we won, but it's nice, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess that's it.
Graduation might be the right thing to do.
That's right!
That was "Gazan-hai-sou-datsu-toshi-rosa" quiz!
I love it!
We've decided to recruit you again for the new unit audition!
Applicants are 17 and up to 20 years old.
You can apply by writing down what you need and what you need not to do,
and by taking these photos as honestly as you can within three months.
In addition, you can use a six-note cassette with only one song other than "Slow Ballad".
That's it for now.
The deadline is May 14th.
I can't do it anymore!
I can't do it!
Well, Yuu-chan, today was your last day as "Morning Musume."
Yes, it was fun!
Was it?
Do you have a message for your fans?
Yes!
Since this show started, I've been working hard as "Morning Musume."
Today is my last day.
I'll do my best from tomorrow!
Thank you very much!
Tsujikago, do you have any message for Yuu-chan?
Thank you for playing with me.
Tsuji, since you're the last one, do you have any message for her?
You're cool!
Thank you. She said you're cool.
What's that supposed to mean?!
It's fine.
Lastly...
Yes?
You're strange.
Yuu-chan found out about it recently.
She said I'm strange.
She's always shy in the waiting room.
No, I thought you noticed it.
Well, well, well...
You're about to cry a different tear.
Keep quiet, okay?
You're a good girl, aren't you?
So, are you going to take graduation photos today?
Yes!
I brought something nice for you.
What did you bring?
Ta-da!
Oh, you should have prepared it earlier!
You should have prepared it earlier!
Oh, we can take photos together!
Oh, you have a timer?
No, I don't.
I do have it, but you'll be late.
Oh, you're right!
We won't be late!
Okay, line up!
You can do that, Kei-chan?!
You can do it!
Be careful when you run!
Okay?
Okay.
Kei-chan, come in properly.
Where should I go in?
Is it okay?
Yeah, I think so.
What?!
I don't know what you just said.
You said "umbrella"!
You took one!
Hey!
Oh, you dropped it!
You took one!
I haven't been waiting for this.
You took it!
Okay, everyone!
Goodbye!
Bye-bye!
We're sorry for the delay!
You can do it, Yuuko!
You can do it!
Yuuko!
You can do it, Yuuko!
We'll be accepting questions about the show via email.
We'll be giving away a stylish digital camera, the Olympus, and a car rental app from Cougariver, each of you will receive one of these!