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This week's question is...
Tell me your latest my boom jokes.
This question is from Momoko Kumada of Takayama City, Ryugi Prefecture.
Thank you.
I'm going to tell you some of my latest jokes.
First, Abe-san.
Go to the bathroom.
That's a good one.
You look like you eat well every day.
Next up is Iida-san's joke.
Itadakimamos.
I use this one a lot, too.
Yaguchi-san's joke is "ariga-chonmage."
Chonmage?
That's a common one, isn't it?
Next up is mine.
The nurse ate an eggplant.
It's so good!
That's a joke.
Is it okay?
Next up is Rika-chan's joke.
What's going to happen?
Rika-chan doesn't know what this means.
Next up is Kago-chan's joke.
Really?
Lastly, Tsutsui-chan's joke is...
What?
It seems like Nakajima-san and Yasuo-san won't use this joke.
What?
And finally, my special and greatest joke is...
Your coordination is...
So funny!
That was Yoshi's "yo-che-ke-ra-cho"!
What was that?
Let's have a ceremony!
One, two, three!
"Hara-mo-ni-ku"!
"Mo-ni-mo-ni-pai"!
Who did you win against?
"Mi-ni-mo-ni", "Cha-re-mo-ni", neither of you lost!
Thanks to this luxurious product, do your best!
Here we go!
Ta-da!
20,000 yen!
As you stack them up, their quality increases!
This time, it's the highest quality muskmelon!
I wanna eat it!
Hurry up!
Forget it! Hurry up!
You wanna eat it, don't you?
I wanna eat it!
What's going on, Goto? Are you okay?
It's really good, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about!
You know...
What?
This meat...
"Niku"?
"Niku" means "meat", doesn't it?
Yes, the meat of muskmelon...
When you eat it...
What happens?
It crumbles!
Can you describe it in one word?
"Miracle"!
Did you say "miracle"?
Yes!
You did your best today, Goto!
Yes, I did!
That's a good expression!
This week's "Harmony" is about to go crazy!
The popular "gas waste competition" is in a big mess!
Ms. Nakazawa doesn't look happy about it!
This week's "Harmony" is definitely scary!
First of all, let's answer "Harmony" standard quiz!
What did your team write? Please show us!
What is the theme of your team?
Who is the host of a famous TV show?
You did well in the first round of standard quiz, but you got the wrong answer and lost!
The winner of the second round is...
"Harmony"!
"Harmony" silhouette quiz!
Who is the host of "Harmony" silhouette quiz?
Who is the leader of "Harmony"?
Ms. Iida!
Please show us!
One, two...
Is that all?
Team "Jojo & Minimoni" performance start!
One, two...
Is that all?
Oh, that's not all!
One, two...
OK, that's it!
We'll end the silhouette quiz here!
"Harmony" silhouette quiz!
Time's up!
Who's left behind the "Harmony" silhouette?
Let's see the silhouette again.
Switch on!
It's funny!
What should we do?
It's pretty funny.
Who's left behind?
Who is it?
Please stand in line!
It's funny.
Time's up!
Okay!
I know who it is.
Let's see the answer.
One, two...
"Harmony"!
Don't pull it out!
"Harmony" silhouette quiz!
Time's up!
No! It's really funny!
It's funny!
Before you took it off, you said "It's Yaguchi! It's definitely her!"
So, you got it right!
Now it's Chalemon's team's turn!
Chalemon's team's leader, Yaguchi-chan!
Yes!
Please show us your pose!
I think you two will do it on your own.
Yes!
Do it!
Leave it to me!
One, two, three, four!
Yes!
One, two, three, four!
It's a little stupid, isn't it?
Let's do our best!
Yes!
Now, Chalemon's team, start your performance!
One, two, three, four!
It's stupid!
Wonderful!
It's stupid!
Please accept my apologies!
It's funny!
Who is left behind the silhouette?
Yes!
Again, silhouette, switch on!
What are you doing?!
I got it!
Wonderful!
Yes!
Time's up!
Please show us your answers!
This is amazing!
One, two, three!
Nakajyoya-san!
What?!
You know this one, don't you?
Let's see your answers!
Silhouette, open!
Here I go!
Now, who did it?
Me!
Wait, wait, Yaguchi, behind you!
Your hair, your hair!
This is it!
This is me!
You did a good job!
Applause!
You did a good job!
You look like a doctor.
And with that...
Wow!
You're laughing!
I feel bad for you!
Chalemony!
Challenge Morning Girl of the Soreike Family!
In other words...
Chalemony!
Challenge!
It's a journey to find myself in a new place!
Hello! I'm Changmin Ishikawa!
Yay!
Yes, everyone!
It's Changmin's chalemony!
Aren't you looking forward to it?
Let's raise the tension!
I quit saying anything to Ishikawa.
Why is that?
People say to me, "You're bullying Ishikawa-san even though you're not bullying him."
What are you saying?
You're not bullying him!
I'm not doing that!
Today's theme is this!
You're trying to kill me!
I'm going to make you pay for this!
You're going to die!
Go!
Okay, cut!
Okay, okay, okay, thank you very much!
Let me introduce you!
These are the people who played villains!
Thank you!
This time,
I'm going to play villains,
but you guys are okay, right?
You can't do it!
Actually,
Director Takeshi Kitano's
new movie "BROTHER"
is very popular in Japan!
Are you Japanese?
It was a big response at the 57th Venice International Film Festival.
Thank you very much!
Director Takeshi Kitano's
latest movie "BROTHER"
is supported by this measure.
This is the scene
where Beat Takeshi's boss
is targeted by Hitman!
This is the western version of "The Villain Show"!
Everyone!
This is a cold-blooded performance
that is used as a countermeasure!
Even though it's a performance,
you killed people easily!
That's amazing!
You did it without changing your expression!
Let's do our best!
Let's pray for everyone's health!
Thank you for your hard work!
The villain is not described in the script.
Oh, is that so?
Because there are many leading roles, but the villain is the one who is threatened or killed, right?
And you have to make it yourself, so if you play the villain...
Scary, scary, scary...
Cut!
Let's switch roles in an instant, okay?
Understood?
Yes!
But before playing the real villain, the girls have a challenge where they can't make scary expressions again.
So, in order to practice against Charlie...
Can I say something?
Did you take the sweets?
Yes, I ate them.
You ate them?!
Yes, they were delicious.
Don't mess with me.
Don't mess with me!
Give it back!
Whose sweets did you eat?!
It's already in my stomach!
Give it back!
Scary!
Cut!
That's a bit too much.
The villain is in there.
Ready, action!
I'm sorry... I'm sorry...
I'm sorry...
I'm sorry, Kei-chan.
Why?!
Scary!
Wait a minute!
Scary, scary, scary...
Wait a minute! I just realized something.
What is it?
Can you make scary expressions like this in front of Charlie?
No, it's because I've studied until now.
Really?
Yes.
Start!
Idiot!
Cut!
You're cute!
Come out!
Don't lose to me!
Get angry!
Cut!
Isn't it a perfect turn?
First, a demonstration.
As if you really hit it.
And an expression as if you're in pain.
Ready, set, go!
Ouch!
Was it over in one shot?
No! No!
I'm sorry!
No!
I'm scared! It's too close!
Too close!
I'm dying! I'm sorry!
I'm scared!
Ready, set, go!
Don't shoot!
Ouch!
More!
Don't fall! Don't fall!
Get up!
Try to escape!
Where did you get shot? Where did you get shot?
Where did you get shot?
Head!
I got shot in the head!
Die! Die! Die right away!
She's not laughing! She's not laughing!
I got shot in the head...
Ready, set...
Start!
Wait a minute!
I haven't finished shooting...
Shoot me!
Where?
Ouch!
Where's the next one? Where? Where?
Don't make fun of me!
Where? Where? Where did you shoot? Shoot me! Reaction! Reaction!
She's angry!
She has a good face.
Her face after being shot was very good.
Ready, set, go!
Shoot me from anywhere!
Don't fall! Don't fall!
Come forward! Come forward!
Shoot me if you can! Shoot me if you can!
Don't fall! Don't stand up! Don't stand up!
Open your face! Open your face!
Don't stand up!
This is the last one!
Reaction!
Isn't it good?
Cut!
It was good!
Reaction! Reaction! Reaction!
I have high expectations for you, Reaction!
Ready, set, go!
Don't fall!
Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
One more time! Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!
Not yet! Not yet! Not yet!
Eat it! Eat it! Wake up!
Wake up!
I haven't thrown it yet!
That's enough! That's enough!
Cut!
That's enough!
She's shaking it higher and higher, isn't she?
You know, four of you are doing this much, so please don't bring it to the end!
I'm sorry, I just got some feelings for Soe Nakada!
Isn't that Charlie now?
And!
Last battle!
Seawater, gas, distribution competition!
Yeah!
Three out of twelve are out!
Yeah!
So, this time as well, we'll reduce the number of switches to eight and start the game!
If there are three out, who will take a bath in gas?
So, what number will it be?
I'll go with lucky number two!
Okay, go ahead!
Switch! On!
It's lucky number two!
You can do it!
Amazing, Mika-chan!
It's lucky number four!
Yeah, it's really lucky number four!
It's lucky number two, so it's lucky number seven!
Which scent do you hate the most?
I'm afraid of the wind!
I don't hate it!
I like being blown by the wind.
I like running on a big land.
Which one do you hate the most?
Well...
I hate running in the wind!
Ahhhh!
You really did it!
You're a leader! You're a leader of Otaku!
I like it!
You're a cool leader!
You're a leader of Otaku!
Which one do you hate the most?
Lucky one!
Well, then, switch on!
Yeah!
That was safe!
Have you ever been hit?
Now, which one do you choose?
What did you do?
Something weird came out of your ears.
What was that weird sound?
Did you hear that?
I'm sorry!
I won't do it again!
Next time!
Well, then...
It's rare!
Well, then, switch on!
Ahhhhhh!
It's rare!
Abe-san!
It's because you hit me!
It's because you grab me!
What should I do?
Well...
I'll choose number 7!
Well, then, switch...
on!
It's rare!
What was that?!
Tei-chan, fight!
She's crying!
Number 11!
I'll definitely win!
What do you mean you'll win?!
Tei-chan! Tei-chan! Are you okay?!
Is number 11 really okay?!
Tei-chan, does your bangs look good?!
And with that...
The third round is...
Team Mimai's victory!
And with that...
I guess it was a draw after all.
Yes, that's right.
And with that, I'd like you to play rock-paper- scissors.
And with that, the tied score is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
The winner is...
Rock-paper-scissors!
I'm Yohan, and I'm carrying melon right now.
How much is one melon?
20,000 yen.
Thank you for it.
It looks delicious.
It's a little juicy, isn't it?
How is it?
It spreads in my mouth. It's fruity.
Fruity is funny.
I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
You're good at it, Charmi.
We're a team, too. What are you talking about?
It's delicious.
Oh let it be, let it be, let it be
What is real love?
What is real dream?
♪ Nobody knows it all the time ♪
♪ It's not even in convenience stores ♪
♪ Ah! When summer comes ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ I'm happy, that's right ♪
Genuinely, today's star is up
Genuinely, it seems to be right
Oh... Oh... Oh... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah...
Genuinely, today's star is down
Genuinely, it seems to be right
Oh... Oh... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Yeah... Genuinely, I feel summer
Genuinely, the gas is rumbling
Everybody's crazy, check it out!
Oh baby, baby, baby...
Ah... Ah... Ah...
Oh baby, baby, baby...
Um... I'll do my best!
Um, Yossi!
On April 12th...
You'll be 30 years old!
Yay!
Okay, let's take a picture of Yossi!
Yay!
And your goal for 16 years old?
What is it?
Hurry up!
Um...
Oh!
What are you doing?!
You can't!
Yay!
Well, whatever!
Yay!
Okay, everyone!
Tell me your complaints and confessions about Yossi!
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Bye-bye!
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