AISubs v3.5
Yossi's "Yo! Checkeraccho!"
Here is Yossi's "Yo! Checkeraccho!" to answer my questions about "Morning Musumen."
What would you compare yourself to an animal?
This question is from Non-yuki Morimoto of Urawa City, Saitama Prefecture.
I asked her right away.
Nakazawa's personality is like a cat, but she looks like a raccoon.
Abe's personality is like a owl.
And Iiro's personality is like a horse.
The reason is that she looks like a horse when she is relaxed and when she is desperate to find something.
She said she was definitely a horse in her past life.
She is good at impersonating a horse.
And Rika's personality is like a boar.
This is because she was bitten by a boar.
Yashida's personality is like a cat.
Yakuchi's personality is like a mouse or a hamster.
And this one is like a rabbit, a fish, a cat, and a lizard.
They were divided into four.
Imagine it!
And Kago-chan's personality is like an elephant.
Tsuji-chan's personality is like a monkey.
The reason is that she is not relaxed.
That's right.
And I am like a panda.
Kago-chan and Tsuji-chan always tell me that I look like a panda.
That's all for Yossi's "Let's go fishing!"
We will be waiting for you!
Everyone, gather up!
Hurry up, Kago!
Hurry up and stand up!
Let's go!
Let's go fishing!
One, two...
Let's go fishing!
Money, money, let's go!
Who did you win against?
Mini Moni Leader!
Yaguchi-san, if you win, if you win rock-paper- scissors, what will you do?
If I win against you, my wish will come true.
What? What? What?
What kind of wish?
Oh, it's a game like this!
Um...
What? What?
From Seki Isamu-san of Meguro Ward.
I saw Nakasawa-san's impersonation of Tamura Masakazu-san!
I saw it!
I'm going to win!
I think Seki Isamu-san probably won rock-paper- scissors!
That's why!
It's Iseki-san!
Who is it?!
Okay, three, two, one...
Nine!
Eh...
It's embarrassing!
Wow!
What are you?!
Super high-tech harmony remix!
This time, it's a love-dance site!
Charmony World's biggest challenge!
Aikido!
Will the performance be a success?!
Minimo has gathered!
And Yaguchi is dancing!
What is this?!
Yuu-chan, don't turn your butt towards the camera, please.
I'm sorry.
Yuu-chan!
It's close. The sun.
What are you talking about?
Bones!
Seori!
Kandara!
It's been 3 years!
Oh my!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Are you only looking at me?
Where are you? Where are you?
Where are you? Are you looking at me?
When I was in the first year of middle school...
How old were you?
Three years old.
How old were you?
I was five years old.
You!
Congratulations!
You!
One letter, Yuu-chan!
One letter!
Nine years old!
At that time...
You know? You're young!
Let's do our best!
Go home!
Soneike! Challenge Morning Musume!
Pronounce it!
Challenge Morning!
Challenge!
That is...
Meeting a new me!
Hello!
I'm Charmy Shikawa!
Once again...
We're doing a ceremony for Aikido!
But...
Yes?
How is it so far?
I'll do it for you.
A little...
Yes!
It's a special effect.
Like this...
Ouch!
Charmy is weak!
Today's ceremony is...
A deep theme...
Aikido!
One...
Two...
For this...
Abe was fast!
For Iida...
Shihan was loud!
Ororo!
But for Yasuda...
It's a struggle!
He's dancing!
For Nakazawa...
There's no reason...
But it's a big struggle!
What will happen?
Now...
Each of you...
Will do a ceremony!
It's like this...
Abe understands his own technique and attacks his opponent! As expected of him!
Iida's movement is light.
On the other hand, Nakazawa...
...attacks with all his strength!
How about this?
Please watch the ceremonial Iida demonstration!
The third one!
I did it!
Thank you very much!
I was so nervous!
Thank you!
[Laughter]
Thank you very much!
[Applause]
Please!
Here we go!
Huh? Am I doing it right?
This is harder than I thought.
It's so hard!
Thank you very much!
This is so hard!
Nice to meet you.
This is scary!
Oh!
I'm sorry!
Thank you very much!
I've finished my presentation.
Please choose one member who you think did the best job.
Think about it! Think about it!
Think about it a lot!
It's hard.
Everyone is doing their best.
I'm in trouble now.
I'm in trouble, too.
You're in the first place.
You talked the most.
I'm sorry! I'm in the first place.
Thank you very much!
You did this difficult job well.
It was difficult.
You didn't know how to do it.
You should have learned it.
Don't be mischievous.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much!
It was the best!
It was really cool!
It was really cool this time, too!
Don't you have anything else?
What will you do in the next show?
Please look forward to it!
That's all from Charmy!
Bye!
I have a question!
We did our best, didn't we?
Why does it end with "That's all from Charmy"?
I got it!
That's all from Charemony and Charmy!
Bye!
Thank you very much!
A special remix version of "Koi no Dance Site" that you can only see in Charemony!
Don't miss it!
Uh-huh!
Do you love me or not, good evening?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Do you kiss me or not, good evening?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Are you sure you don't love me?
You have a kind heart.
Even if you're crazy about me.
That's right.
Life is like a homepage.
I update it every year.
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Do you love me or not, good evening?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Do you love me or not, good evening?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Do you love me or not, good evening?
Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
Wai-yai-yai-yaa! Uh-huh!
One, two, three, go!
Wai-yai-yai-yai-yaa! Uh-huh!
Let's love each other with more energy!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's sing with all our might!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's go to the middle of love!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's dream together!
Uh-huh! More love, we dare!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's love each other with more energy!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's dance with love!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Let's sing with all our might!
Uh-huh! Wai-yai-yai-yai! Uh-huh!
Uh-huh!
Minimoni?
Chi-cha!
Don-do-ka, Don-do-ka, Don-do-ka, Don! Yay!
Yay!
It's been a while, so I made a mistake!
Yay!
Hi!
What did you do?
What? What? What? Shut up!
What is it?
One, two...
Get!
What are you talking about all of a sudden?
You want to buy a minimum size bed, don't you?
Minimum size bed...
I want to buy a bed like this.
I want it! Buy it for me!
Buy it for me!
I want it!
I'll buy it for you!
Buy it for me!
I'll buy it for you?
Yes!
Can you do it properly?
I can do it!
Really?
You can do it!
I can't help it.
Well, let's take a look at the pets.
Yay!
It's a pet!
It's not!
What is it?
First, a large collection of minimum size pets!
So, this time, we have a large collection of cute pets from "Look, Touch and Go Back to the Zoo" and "Inner City Zoo Noah", which exhibit and sell more than 400 species of animals.
Well, which pet is good for a minimum size bed?
Well, let's see the first pet!
Please!
Wow!
Cute!
It's a woodpecker.
Wow, it has a very cute face!
Wow!
Wow, it's not moving!
They sell dolls like this, don't they?
It looks like a toy!
Right? It looks like a toy, doesn't it?
Really!
Wow, it has a cute face!
Ah! Ah! No! Ah! Ah!
It's not the same pet!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
How big do you think this turtle will be?
How big will it be?
The biggest one of this species will be about 70 centimeters long, and it will be able to fit in this turtle's belly.
Wow!
It will be like that.
Really?
It may be bigger than us!
Well, let's see the next pet!
Please!
Wow!
It's a black snake!
Wow!
This is a prairie dog.
A prairie dog!
It's cute!
It's not a dog, though.
It's not a dog?
It's not your T-shirt's mark.
It's Liz's friend.
It's Liz's friend!
Does it bark?
It makes a voice similar to a puppy's.
It's a warning sound.
Have you ever heard of it?
When a predator comes, like a horse or something like that, it makes a voice.
That voice is similar to a puppy's.
It's surprised!
It's like "what's up?"
It's like "will it bite us?"
When you talk in a room,
a predator always bites an electric cord or a fan.
That's its disadvantage.
Next pet, please!
It's a rabbit.
Rabbit!
It's energetic!
But it's a door flop ear.
It doesn't get bigger.
Even when it grows up...
Its ears are touching!
Yes, and its ears are drooping.
It's cute!
It's so cute!
I'll buy it in a cage and play with it when I have time.
I haven't talked with it much, but is it okay?
It's warm!
It's already absorbed!
It's warm!
It's cute!
Next pet, please!
This is the most popular one, a ferret.
A ferret!
Oh, it's so cute!
It's an animal with a mink or a swan.
Do you like being held like this?
I don't hate it that much.
I like being played with like a little boy.
Do you bite it?
Sometimes I bite it when it's little, but...
Oh, are you okay?
Is this okay?
Yes.
Can I have it?
Yes.
Can I have it?
Is it scary?
All animals use their mouths, but...
I think you bite it for attacking.
Is it okay?
It's flying!
Next week, pets gather!
What will happen to Minimoni and Nomini?!
Please!
Let's sing the last phrase!
Okay!
Today's song is "Let's Dance"!
Yes!
Is it okay?
I'm sorry.
I don't have much time with the camera.
The rule is simple.
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 45 phrases, it's a penalty game.
It's okay for one person to sing up to 3 phrases.
Now, let's sing a song!
The order of singing will decide the game.
Full-time!
Now, let's dance!
Let's dance! Music, start!
Let's dance! Dance, dance!
Kiss, kiss! Let's do it!
Kiss, kiss! Kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance! Let's do it!
Dance, dance! Dance, dance!
Whiz, whiz! Let's do it!
Whiz!
If we tie our shoes together, let's go to that star!
Let's clap, clap!
Jyan, jyan! Let's do it!
Let's change into your clothes and go out!
It's still long!
I've just spent a little bit of my long life.
Ah, youth has its ups and downs.
But I'm sure I'll dye my long, long life blue
and definitely score a goal!
Ah, youth has its ups and downs.
Ah, yeah!
Da-da-da-da!
Ah, ha-ha-ha, yeah!
Change into your clothes and go out!
Da-da-da-da!
Huh?
Ah, come on and get down now!
Ah, youth has its ups and downs.
Ah, yeah!
I've just spent a little bit of my long life.
Yeah!
Ah, youth has its ups and downs.
But I'm sure I'll dye my long, long life blue
Yeah!
and definitely score a goal!
Yeah!
Because I love this sweat!
Ha ha ha ha yeah yeah yeah
Ja ra ra ra ra
Ha ha ha ha yeah yeah yeah
Ja ra ra ra ra
Give me back!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Yes, so Rica-chan has the penalty game!
No, I don't want it
And the penalty game is "a balloon pops and you have to imitate it"
I didn't imitate it
Why didn't you imitate it
Can you have a game with Rica-chan?
I want you to say it
I don't know
Revenge.
Alright, let's get right into it.
I'm scared.
Why revenge?
I don't know.
Did you see the morning mission when the super ball flew away?
I saw it!
It was amazing!
Next, switch!
Go!
Revenge!
Are you okay?
I'm totally fine!
What's wrong?
Say something to the camera.
I did my best!
No, no!
We're recruiting new members for COUNTRY GIRLS!
We're recruiting new members for COUNTRY GIRLS aiming for a major debut in 2001.
Rin and Asami are working hard in the farm and aiming for a major debut.
For more information, please call us.
Please apply! We're waiting for you!
No, we're not!
That's right!
How was it? Wearing pigeon hair.
Maybe it's because I, Charmy Ishikawa, don't do challenges all the time.
Do you want us to say "No, we're not"?
Yes, we do!
One, two...
No, we're not!
Let's do a bird pose!
Bird?
Bird!
Cheese!
What are you doing?
Ah! OK!
Is it OK?
What?
Is it over?
It's over!
Is it over?
Bye-bye!
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